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spamlets · 3 months

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iterator logs but make them

ROYALTY!!

with crowns ⬇️

without crowns ⬇️

individual ss, some doodles, + some actual (partially incoherent) info about the au below the cut!

rbs appreciated <333

individual ss:

AGS

ATT

small doodles i did for the au haha

more info:

the IL royal au is a silly little au i made up in my head!

basically it goes like this: the ancients created iterators to act as a new form of government in order to prevent govt corruption. cities or “kingdoms” were built around/on top of iterators and rather than them working to solve The Problem, they worked to govern over and make decisions for their people. the societies of these ancients were just as technologically advanced as in canon rain world. dont ask about The Rain (TM), i havent thought that far ahead yet.

cue mass ascension, i havent ironed out the details of that whatsoever but all the ancients die out leaving the iterators on their own (*cue fallen kingdom playing*). perhaps it’s on purpose, perhaps it’s a plague (this one could be pretty interesting actually)

distant frontier does his thing, creates an army of scavs or vultures or whichever else creatures he uses (i think he uses both but i could be remembering wrong) and breaks from his corruption-taboos, which is ofc a spin on the self-destruction taboo and would prevent him from expanding his domain/absorbing other kingdoms.

now the big thing here is that this was originally intended to be entirely centered around toxic yaoi (tr x df) which is partly why their clothes match (also because in general they share a lot of character traits and imo are kinda mirrors of each other in a way). that’s why i dont have much fleshed out—in the beginning it was just “king df and king tr marry and are gay forever” and whathaveyou, but then i thought about it harder and was like OH!!! this could actually be cool!!

if i go the plague route, perhaps tr had a colony of ancients still living inside his structure, but a new strain of the plague infected his people as he began to prepare for war against paradise. or maybe while trying to remove the corruption taboos he gives himself the rot like in il canon but it also ends up spreading to his citizens :headinhands:

this is all just vague ramblings for now, nothing coherent besides a few very striking mental images inside my head:

- tr lying on his deathbed surrounded by rot, the only shining thing in view being the gilded crown resting on his chest

- df on a throne wearing multiple crowns, tr bowing at his feet with a sword against his neck

- df with his artificial legs crossed at the ankles, his sword resting at his side with his karma symbols engraved into the blade

- unbroken promise with his forehead to the ground, surrendering himself and his kingdom to df after his queen ascends

- silent light standing guard in front of an endless library, only half-aware of what he’s guarding and what for anymore

- att practicing sword drills at dawn, falling asleep while standing up, leaning their chin on their sword pommel

but yeah! the basic premise is:

instead of creating iterators to solve the Great Problem, they create iterators to solve government corruption. each kingdom is built with an iterator as its ruler, with careful anti-corruption-taboos set in place to prevent them from acting maliciously towards their citizens, expanding their domain, or going to war. the entire kingdom and its walls are the body of the iterator, but theoretically worm off the string is possible because im a sucker for it and also i can imagine sometimes needing to meet up with other iterators in person for social gatherings because again im a sucker for classic royal au shenanigans 🤷

id like to personally apologize to daszombes sorry for being so autism over your characters i just think they’re neat

#rain world #rain world iterator #character sheet #iterator logs #il toxic yaoi #distant frontier #silent light #a golden strand #twisting roads #a taut thread #unbroken promise #this is so niche its insane how do i explain to my irls that im imagining fanfiction for fanfiction of a fairly small indie video game #there is only one person im catering to and that person is myself #il royal au #not a very catchy name but oh well #artists on tumblr #digital artist #rw shipping

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dorkicon · 1 year

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comic books.......i heard of them....

#ive been brushing up on marvel uk lately and its made me feel so normal 👍#that last panel redraw was done way too quickly but i had 2 include it /shrug #this post dedicated to the person in my replies who wanted more xaaron WOO #g1 #marvel #xaaron #impactor #(catchy ship name)#springer #megatron #robo gore #jic

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sunflowers-and-et-cetera · 2 years

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Do care + Did ask + Please don't stop talking + kisses you + kisses you + kisses you-

#Fallout 4 #fo4 #OC: Evelyn #twilisart #twilisocs #Preston Garvey #preston x sole #me romancing the unambiguously good guy a lot of the fandom thinks is boring? unheard of! (sarcasm)#i need a catchy ship name to tag em with

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perfectdolls · 1 year

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nothing will ever be as catchy as nischa to me. i know it's the only ship without a fun cute nickname but have you considered that nischa is just catchy? and also have obvious as to who it involves! i just love the name nischa ok

#sorry but passionfruits will never be as catchy as nischa to me. also i would not guess that ship is noel x mischa #same with the like 20 other names ppl have come up with. nischa is just so good #nischa #rtc #ride the cyclone #my post #noel gruber #mischa bachinski #noel #mischa

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greensparklefish · 11 months

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Alejandro Saab single handily carrying the Genshin fandom rn

#if I thought peaches was catchy… bro I am annoying my boyfriend so much rn with how much I’ve been singing the nari version #my autistic heart is just eeeeeeeeee #urge to draw tighnari as prince peach….#2 notes and I’ll do it /hj #genshin #cynari #is that the actual ship name #I’m gonna say yes #also the part where he says alhaitham kaveh and a collei too IS SOO GOOD #I hear kaveh and I instantly start screeching #anyway

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heffrondriving · 2 years

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how about this big brain idea : kendall has two hands? so jo on the right and carlos to the left.

they are dating one another. sorry i don't make the rules around here. just kendall with both his girlfriend and boyfriend.

that's it. that's all i have. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧

okay why was i momentarily concerned when i first read the phrase "kendall has two hands" gjfjfjk i need to throw my rotted brain in the garbage disposal i think (눈_눈)

OMG YES FR BC I HONESTLY THOUGHT OF THAT TOO!!!!! the only thing that held me back from fully selling myself into it is that i'm not really sure i could see carlos and jo together romantically??? yes even with my foolish penchant for the rarest of pairs ever to rarepair in this dangt fandom *cries over the four i'm singlehandedly carrying rn* idk but they are just like. sibling-vibes Besties to me or smth. is that a hot take or ;/ but alternatively if you mean another ot3 scenario where kendall is a shared boyfriend between jo and carlos then yo that'd be pretty sick actually THE ULTIMATE KENDALL KNIGHT BISEXUAL EXPERIENCE SIGN ME TF UP!!! 💗💜💙 IMAGINE HOW CHAOTIC THAT IS.....THE INSANE POTENTIAL.…..I'M THINKING BIG TIME CRUSH OR BIG TIME RESCUE BUT EVEN WORSE BC THE SINGLE FUNCTIONAL BRAINCELL IS ALSO SHARED BETWEEN THE TRIO AJAJAJAJ

and now presenting a Dumb Thing i slammed out in five minutes smack dab in the middle of office hours entitled...

̥۪͙۪˚┊ ❛ SHARING IS CARING ❜ ┊˚ ̥۪͙۪◌

Jo: Hey, it's my turn with Kendall now!

Carlos: What?! Unfairrr you already had him for like fifteen minutes longer yesterday!

Jo: Well duh, we were watching a movie, Los. What do you want us to do, not finish the ending?

Carlos: Hmph, I guess not...but you never even thought to invite me to your supertastic sleepover or whatever...

Jo: It was Stephanie's new Gore Galore of the Graveyard Ghoul movie, which means you'd get awful nightmares if you watched it aaand probably use that as an excuse to solo-cuddle Kendall and hog him for the rest of the night, which would actually be unfair.

Carlos: What??? N-noooo pssshh I haha, I wouldn't...do...such an evil scheme...*nervously slaps at helmet*

Jo: Anyway, we're even because you totally snuck in way more kisses anyway—and I would know because Kendall's breath smelled like corndogs all day.

Carlos: You don't hear me complaining when Ken-ken's breath has an oniony stink to it!

Jo: *gasps scandalously*

Carlos: Yeah, like that. Wait—what are you—

Jo: *smiles sweetly as she grabs Carlos's arm and easily judo-slams him onto the carpet*

Kendall: h e l p

SJKDSJK THIS IS PURE CRACK IDFK WHAT I'M WRITING ANYMORE I'M SO SORRY EVERYONE HAD TO WITNESS THIS UTTER DEGENERACY 💀 though srs if i end up writing this ot3 fic i'm entirely blaming it on you maddy hehe (๏็ટૄ◟๏็ ) but i have to actually write first in order to accomplish that miracle,,, more at eleven folks *sobs shakes screams at exponential piles of unfinished wip drafts i'm miserably drowning under*

#yes i headcanon that jo loves horror which is a doozy since carlos hates it. kendall acts all tough guy but is ultimately scared too lmao #what do u even call this. the best i got is like jenlos which uhhhHh #but then again it's not any worse than jamett or jocy. rarepairs are not too blessed with catchy ship names (kenlos is the gold exception)#make that FIVE rarepairs now pls i'm already suffering with writing stuff no one cares abt why am i doing this @ myself hahah help x2 #this is the worst thing written just know this is what u cursed my imagination with fren >:^/ but also ily bc this is a fun silly idea <3 #only quality answers from a quality dumpster blog ofc so keep those asks rolling!!! (<- dripping sarcasm. but not abt the ask part 👀)#diamondjames #btr #big time rush #kendall knight #carlos garcia #jo taylor #all the windows down #ot3 #kenlos #jendall #gif #drabble #ficlet #??? idk???#fluff #writing #idiots in love #kendork #carlitos #jo #best double date ever #<- wake up babes new ship tag if i somehow churn out more cursed content for this ot3 just dropped (evil intent) >:3 #good luck loverboy #once in a lifetime

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sunshineduo · 2 years

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sunshine duo is acceptable because george and tina came up with it themselves. its the same with trio/group names like dream team or sex havers. i think it’s fine when the ccs themselves choose a name because it actually means something to them, but all the ones the fandoms come up with are so dumb like “sugar duo” “taller duo” “loud duo” (this one especially i think is dumb they arent even that loud 😭)

my personal villain origin story is george + wilbur being referred to as meow duo when george + quackity (paid each other to meow on stream, exclusively referred to one another as “discord kitten” for 2 months straight) are the actual meow duo

#i dont know if theres a reason for george + wilbur to be called that i am not up to date on my grgbur lore #but THATS A VERY FAIR POINT if they name themselves its a different situation #the problem i have w duo names is that not everyone has to be a duo 😭😭😭#like if 2 people just publicly interacted ONCE why are we making a whole duo/subtwt about it aisdkf;sdifak #and duo names are just not new fan friendly #they arent usually intuitive so if u werent there when the name was conceived it makes ZERO sense #like if u missed the mcc where george + tubbo ate jaffa cakes then nothing would prepare u to find out theyre called jaffacake duo Imao #i think the only reason duo names gained popularity is becaus younger fans think smashing two peoples names together = shipping #when i first got on tumblr there used to b blogs that didnt refer to dnf as dnf becaus e they didnt want anyone to think they were shippers #but like ? every other fandom ive been in it was normal to just combine names + ref er to them as such even if u dont ship them....#like i hope people have the common sense to differentiate between a shipping post and a post thats just about two people ya know ????#its not a big issue here most people on the dtkq side use combination names (qnf/karlnap/bbq/etc)#and for that i am thankful #ifi had to call g + q something stupid like autotune duo i would kill myself #<- sorey #sidenote but we really popped off with bbqnf like ultimate trio name nothing else compares its so cute n catchy #its the only fanmade group name that deserves rights #thanks for the ask!

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inkedinfantasy · 2 years

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FFXIVWrite #1: Cross

Azem/Emet-Selch/Hythlodaeus. A snapshot of a quiet morning together.

Read on AO3 here.

Hades had only just finished fastening the ties of his robes when he felt a pair of arms wrap around him from behind and Hythlodaeus’s face appeared next to his in the mirror, the sleepy softness of his smile betraying the early hour.

“I’ve a meeting that Lahabrea has been hounding me about relentlessly this morning. You’ll have to pester Hyperion to make you breakfast.” Hades scowled at their reflection even as he leaned back into the embrace. Hythlodaeus’s smile only widened.

“They’re still asleep. Late arrival last night. Seeing as you were already dead to the world, I was left to welcome them home alone. I would think that we were owed at least some breakfast for that.”

“And perhaps if Hyperion didn’t make a habit of showing up without warning the night before I have important business, you’d be correct.”

“Hmm. It’s too early for you to be this petulant, you know.”

“It’s the perfect time for me to be petulant.”

He watched in the mirror as Hythlodaeus’s amusement mellowed into a softer expression. “Well,” he said, releasing his hold and giving Hades a small peck on the cheek before stepping back, “I can’t promise it’ll be at quite the same level of quality, but I suppose since you’re so very busy I can take care of breakfast this morning.”

“You’re the best cook out of all of us anyway.”

“Did someone mention breakfast?” Hyperion came padding out of the bedroom, even more bleary-eyed than Hythlodaeus.

Hades arched an eyebrow, reaching over to brush a lock of hair out of their face without thinking. “Hyperion. How miraculous to see you up this early.”

“Mmm. Right now I’m hungrier than I am tired, against all odds.” Their face brightened at the sounds coming from the kitchen. “Is Daeus making food?”

“Yes. It took a great deal of convincing, as you can imagine.”

Hyperion laughed before turning back to face him. “And you’re sure you’re not able to stay and eat?”

“I imagine if I were to put off this meeting any longer, Lahabrea would be knocking at our door within a bell to fetch me himself.”

“Well, at least take this then.” Hyperion crossed the room to where they’d dropped their bag upon their late night arrival, rummaging through it until they pulled what looked like a handful or two of small objects, perfectly preserved in a bubble of creation magic. Dispelling the bubble, they handed one of the objects over to Hades. It was a small bun of some sort with a sweet, lightly spiced scent to it.

“They’re the specialty of a bakery in a town on the other side of the star. Some of the best I’ve ever had.” Hyperion’s smile turned wry. “Thought you two might like them, and I knew likely as not our esteemed Emet-Selch would be running off early the next time I got back.” They gave his hand a gentle squeeze before crossing to the kitchen and accepting a cup of tea from Hythlodaeus, raising it in a small salute as Hades unlocked the door. “Have fun. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.”

Hades scoffed, looking back as he stepped outside to see Hyperion offer one of the buns to Hythlodaeus, who took a bite of it right out of their hand.

He couldn’t stop the smallest of smiles blooming on his face.

#ffxiv #ffxivwrite2022 #my writing #is there a catchy name for this ship I'm actually not sure

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christophernolan · 2 years

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I heard that sea shanty melody thing on Instagram so went and I listened to the whole thing and now it’s STUCK IN MY HEAD! I can’t get it out!!!!!

#it’s so damn catchy i….#there once ship…. 🥺🥺🥺🥺#that took to sea and the name of the ship was the belly of tea 🥺🥺🥺#HELP

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aerinamis · 1 year

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storyteller x iena… raccoon cat…

#marik post #marik ocs #finally came up with a ship name for them by combining their last names #raconkoto isn’t nearly as catchy as aerinami tho #fuck. can’t forget kallica or it’s more jokey #or uh. lillillis

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brights-place · 3 months

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Hii! I saw one of your posts and I was wondering if you could do headcannons with john dory and/or branch with a Bounty Hunter troll s/o? Maybe part of K-Pop if that's okay! Thank you! :D

Branch and John Dory dating an K-POP S/O

Pairings: Branch X Reader, JD X Reader (Seperate)

Warnings: None

A/N: OMG YESSS As always Broppy will not be cannon if I'm doing an X Branch unless it's an poly relation ship with branch and poppy! Anyways I had fun writing for the K-POP trolls CAUSE THEY ARE SO COOL! I had another request for K-Pop trolls for john dory so I'd write that too ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡

John Dory

- You guys met when poppy was inviting the sub genres to pop village to show them pop music since it was their turn to show around the different genres of their style of music

- John dory was suppose to be helping sort out different sub genres when it came to you and the K-pop group he paused and stared at you and your group

- You appearance was gorgeous you had an unique texture to your silver-colored bodies which gives off a glossy rainbow chrome effect - you had an voluminous f/c hair swept to the side above their right eye with a smaller tuft of hair above your left ear and wearing a glossy leotard of matching colors you fit in with your group well but you stood out to him. - Your thick eyeshadow of different colors and how you glowed made him stare at you as Wani tried to get his attention to help sort out the groups - Stared at you as you glanced at him giggling before leaving with your group as John Dory walked over to branch to ask about your group

- “The K-pop group? Oh there just pop but in Korean… it’s horrifying aswell how good they are” Branch mumbled “Thanks Bitty B!” - He saw you again when he was gonna preform to show some of Pop music to you all he noticed how you stared at him the whole time how you smiled and glanced to your K-pop group who nodded together and you all quietly in sync danced abit with the music

- After the show he walked up to you and asked you about yourself to get to know you better while Wani, Ari, Kim-Petit, Gomdori, and Baby Bun were giggling and leaving you two alone - John dory walked over with an smile that made you blush slightly on your slightly shiny skin as you two shook hands "I'm JD it's nice to meet you?" "(name)! My name is (Name)" you said smiling as he smiled "Your K-pop right?" You nodded as he asked questions and you'd answer them the two of you exchanging information - which soon turned to talking about other music and then turning to your own personal life's and things you likes - You went on an whole rant about your music genre telling him that K-pop was caracterized by catchy hooks, polished choreography, grandiose live performances, and impeccably produced music videos, K-pop including music by groups like BTS and BLACKPINK which where most popular and now frequently tops the Billboard charts, attracts a fiercely dedicated online following while you and your group were small you planned on going bigger. - You started to bond together and he asked if you can teach him some K-pop dances and he could let you go to all brozone concerts for free

- You were happy the deal worked out be he was even happier that you wanted to g see his concerts

- You two exchanged dances you even taught him your K-pop dance for one of your bands is songs 'Feel My Rhythm' which he loved so much - As an surprise he preformed it with his brothers on the concert as he posed and pointed an finger towards you playfully before going back to dancing

- You two would be laughing together back stage as you complimented him so much "John dory you put my bands song in your concert?" John dory smiled "we did an english version you translated it all for me thats why I wrote it down"

- You literally teared up "정말 친절해요!" you exclaimed hugging him as he blinked confused as Wani appeared from thin air and whispered to John dory "They said you were really kind" Wani soon ran off once again giggling

- He was slowly learning Korean just for you even though he absolute SUCKED at it you found it adorable

- You two slowly started to get comfortable with each other so sometimes you'd be staying over with him or he's staying over with you.

- Branch was going to grab John dory for rehearsel saying good morning to rhonda opening the door to see you sleeping in john dorys arms drooling and john dorys head on your neck sleeping aswell

- Branch literally deadpanned as poppy squealed so happily at the scene

- Denies he has feelings for you due to the fact your too good for him... like he fels bad that he even likes someone like you so he wanted to ignore you cause your too good for him

- You on the other hand get teased by Wani, Ari, Kim-Petit, Gomdori, and Baby Bun while practicing for an concert of yours - He was ignoring you which made you feel hurt so you invited him to your concert begging him to come after finding him and asking him to just go so he could just see you on stage

- Literally whipped for you so he 1000% agreed to hugging you and apologizing for ignoring you and you even asked for the others to come as well!

- When he went to the concert his eyes were wide when seeing you sing in Korean and dance happily as you noticed john dory in the crowd you grinned even wider dancing before posing while panting - He heard Better place being played along with his brothers and turned to you dancing and singing his parts made his eyes widened while he blushed an deep shade of blue as his brothers teased him - After the concert as usual you tackled him in an hug excitedly telling him you did what he did for you at his own concert with brozone

- You two grinned him holding your waist with your hands on his shoulders as you giggled happily as he chuckled looking down at you before you kissed eachother - The others cheered as Baby bun was shouting an "FINALLY!" so loud as you started to curse your friend out in Korean as john dory chuckled holding you back by your waist "사랑해요" You literally froze - Once he said that you literally tackled him once more to pepper his face with kisses for learning how to say 'I love you in Korean'

Branch

- Like with the reggaton trolls post I made Branch met you when you were with Wani, Ari, Kim-Petit, Gomdori, and Baby Bun to take him to barb the queen of rock to save your music aka K-pop

- You were playful you stood out just like your other bounty hunter k-pop trolls. - You toyed with him the most like your friends before grabbing him quickly after you were moving quickly around the area and tying him up - You and your group stood out to him well but you stood out most with your appearance even if it was the same as the others - Your unique texture to your silver-colored bodies which gives off a glossy rainbow chrome effect. You had an voluminous f/c hair swept to the side above their right eye with a smaller tuft of hair above your left ear and wearing a glossy leotard of matching colors you fit in with your group well but you stood out to him. - Your thick eye shadow of different colors and how you glowed made him stare at you as Wani called him an crybaby and asking him if he was poppy - The Reggaton trolls appeared and Branch noticed how your grip on him tightened abit as you stared worriedly towards your fellow K-pop trolls who where smirking knowing who they where - When you started to dance unwrapping him quickly from the rope you started to dance while singing loudly and happily - In the dance battle with the reggaton trolls he noticed the fact you bopped your head and vibed a bit to the music made him slightly smile - Though you were the first one to listen to him when he brought up all music being saved as you turned to your group and back to looking at him as Tresi "Okay Pop troll were listening" Tresillo said crossing his arms turning to branch as You were whispering to Ari on how Tresillo sounded hot as an joke -When you hopped into the hot air balloon you greeted the reggaton trolls happily and asked about their genre while they asked about yours while you soon went to talk to branch right after grinning

- You asked him alot about himself, him giving blunt replies but he was quite shocked how there was another hyper like troll like you were talking to him you acted close like poppy but less hyper - You were laid back and asked him questions about pop village and asked if he knew about the other genres which he didn't so you happily explained your style and music - You went on an whole rant about your music genre telling him that K-pop was characterized by catchy hooks, polished choreography, grandiose live performances, and impeccably produced music videos just like normal pop but yours was more... Well more mixed with some styles! K-pop including music by groups like BTS and BLACKPINK which where most popular and now frequently tops the Billboard charts, attracts a fiercely dedicated online following while you and your group were small you planned on going bigger. (yes I added this again for branch cause YES I'M STILL INVESTED AND HAPPY! ABOUT FUCKING TROLLS!) - Branch nodded his head as he kept quiet but listened to you about all your rambling even asking questions if you could show some dance moves to him later - After saving all music and becoming in harmony he noticed you showing some random trolls K-pop and he joined in when seeing poppy rush over when seeing you dance

- You were hyper and bouncing and being playful with him as he was invested with your dancing and singing

- You started to bond together and he asked if you can teach him some K-pop dances and your language so he could talk shit if needed as an joke as you laughed and took his hand "Were best friends now!" "Wait what?"

- After awhile you two soon started to get close and talk alot together and would dance together. He'd sing songs you'd request if you sang some Korean songs as well

- You two would be seen together and when your apart it's only just for an few moments until one of you appear later

- Branch has gotten use to when you visit his bunker randomly and tackle him into an hug especially when he's drinking his coffee and gets surprised to see you on the kitchen counter when he turns around with your glittery figure

- He'd speak Korean to you to make you flustered which works very well for the both of you. Him seeing your blushing face and you hearing him speak Korean

- when you two are together and your speaking in Korean in annoyance or arguing with someone Poppy and the other pop trolls have to turn to each other then turn to branch who has to explain with an bored expression

- You two soon realized you acted more like an couple then friends in some moments so poppy had to force you two to get together

- Wani, Ari, Kim-Petit, Gomdori, and Baby Bun gave branch advice and tips on how to try date you

- you two started to date when you went to save floyd he introduced you as his partner as poppys jaw drop asking you when it happened and asked you to tell her everything but you had to tell her to be quiet

- When you saved floyd he shyly introduced you to his brothers as you waved hello as they questioned you about branch and your love life which you enjoyed as you got to tease your boyfriend and see hsi baby photos.

reblogs + comments are appreciated ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

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knife-moth-mc · 22 days

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a non-comprehensive but pretty long list of specific things about the baby is you that i think are good or make it good art in some way

The specificity of “what the fuck are you doing on the ground writhing in pain”. I feel like a more normal thing to say would be something like “Are you okay???” It’s very This Gun That I Have In My Right Hand Is Loaded

The layered voices when dave denies being pregnant

The fact that john’s immediate next question after “who’s the father?’ is “who’s the baby?” as if that’s in any way a question that makes sense

Woooooo….. police sirens police sirens…… wooooooo……

John meowing fully unprompted

The extremely Homestuck-specific euphemisms throughout

“I’m not even born yet, that’s not fair!”

Karkat showing up out of absolutely nowhere

Karkat voice “I must be the…. mmmmmidwife.”

Karkat immediately interrupting the unfolding baby situation to sing a little song about his hatecrush on john

Rose’s VA’s ooc lines just kind of thrown in there at what initially seems like random but if you pay attention it makes a certain kind of rhythmic sense

The reveal that rose is pregnant being followed by a betrayed “Rose!” said by both dave and rose

“Suck that bitch’s dick!” “I’m going to—That’s not what I’m doing! That’s the opposite of what I’m doing!”

Hearts. And minds. And souls. And hearts.

The genuinely catchy sung section of the rose rap

The slant rhyme of serengeti with spaghetti

Dave basically turning to the camera to say “incest is bad” before immediately proposing to his sister

The pathos of rose’s confession that she lied about being pregnant, followed by dave’s extremely flat, emotionless reassurance

“Being pregnant might be against the rules of the MSPA forum but shipping us together is not, for some reason”

Bro showing up to provide a new conflict now that all the rose stuff is resolved

The conflict being specifically that he wants to eat babies

“He’s never tried to eat my babies before” implying that there were previous babies

Bro’s forbidden technique being just “words that rhyme with themselves” and then him almost instantly fucking it up

“Actually, a fight sequence was entirely unnecessary, so it was deleted, and what happens is that in the end, it turns out Bro was a robot, I mean… it was just complex, given the fact that this is a normally simple story about, you know, like a thirteen year old boy giving birth to his bre—best friend. It didn’t fit the archetypes, so I’m going to move on to the next song, and you can just… chillax a little bit.”

KC Green (the guy who made This Is Fine and I Guess and a bunch of other well-known images used as memes) being there completely unexplained to lead a sing-along. Like it makes sense historically but in the album itself it just kinda happens

Andrew hussie being directly addressed by name just to really drill in the fact that this is pointed commentary

The very confident implication that babies are a different species entirely

compiled because @420technoblazeit doesn't know how to appreciate this masterpiece

#aster's homestuck streams

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