living a life dripping in hymns means there's a gut punch in so many liturgies. this is the hymn we sang at my grandfather's funeral. and this is the hymn my mother quoted in a letter to me in the psych ward. and this is the hymn my sister would ask me to sing every night as a toddler. like the liturgical year, it makes time a spiral rather than a line. happy easter—god is alive, again, forever.
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richas is telling cellbit that his siblings all bully him and have threatened to commute all the way to brazil just to put him to sleep multiple times lmfao
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Gonna write some AtLA tonight, you guys want Yue Girlbossing at the Northern Invasion, Yue dealing with a baby firebender in her fish pond, or Zuko's heartwarming reunion with the Wani crew in a frigid labor camp?
I am sensing a geographic theme in my current story lineup.
Edit: The fish ponds have it, writing in progress
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Diversity loses! The worst man to ever live in Baldur's Gate is in gay love with the second worst man to ever live in Baldur's Gate
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some math professor quotes
I just remembered about this draft post i made years ago during a semester when i had maybe the funniest professors ever. I guess now that it’s been a while since i’ve been out of uni it’d be fun to just post these
Algebra
it’s ok that i’m confused, i’m confused all the time
you can teach a monkey to memorize…well, nothing against monkeys, monkeys are amazing
pray that this is an isomorphism
(TA after realizing mistake) oh noooooo….all the other students….i told them the wrong thing…aaah shit
wow…spontaneous silence
can they smurf better
if you look at the solutions after trying a question only once or twice, it will break my heart
last-minute cramming will be about as useful as bringing your dog to the exam
Calculus
this fucker converges
(every time he writes a complicated equation) what the fuuuuu
fuck the one
you know what bfc stands for? big fuckin cube
mathematics is serious!! we don’t like laughter. no laughter allowed. stop laughing. even smiling is not allowed
(someone’s phone goes off) what was that? probably me
(some weird noise coming from outside) what was that? god is that you
e^x is god’s function. lnx is the devil’s function
*comes in talking in a russian accent*
if you don’t know what the dot product is then…you’re fucked
(after telling a story about experience working in a mental asylum) you may think i’m insane, but you haven’t seen what insane really is!! i’m perfectly normal
Analysis
½ is less than 1…somehow
oh, 5 minutes left…well, i don’t really have anything else i want to cover. actually maybe i’ll just write a definition *(whole class goes NOOOOO)* okayyy
(finding out there is 15 minutes left of class) oh wow. i thought this would’ve taken me more time to get through
(after playing around with some faulty blackboards) i’m scared for my life now
(after being stuck on his own proof) i’m going to take a quick look at my notes, which is already pretty embarrassing
(after making a gajillion mistakes on the board) i really need to learn to read before i talk
what do you call this in canada
(TA) *coughs* sorry i’m dying
(TA) somebody on the midterm wrote “i’m dumb” on this question. that’s pretty irrelevant because i’m dumb and i can do this question
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happy pride month to people who use they/them because they are literally multiple people, trans ghosts, pissed off lesbians with hand-me-down swords, witches with blue hair and pronouns, aromantics who care for giant spiders, punks who sew and use neopronouns, asexuals who don't know how to pronounce "asexual", aging apocalypse moms, fashionista demons, robot skulls with pet dead seagulls, werewolves, giant lake monsters and their invisible boyfriends, and capitalist milfs who may or may not be trans
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