#...and she's the teacher

[thebahwrites]

No one asked me and that’s fine because that’s entirely my brand in here, but I saw a colleague’s tweet and just couldn’t stop thinking about it.

An IceMav dads + Rooster headcanon: With TGMs weird befuddled timeline and Bradley’s age being an ambiguous mess, all I  want everyone to consider is:

Bradley had a Tamagotchi. Tamagotchi’s were all the rage in ‘97/’98, so a teen-ish Bradley BEGGING to get one because every kid does and of course he gets one. But it’s a Tamagotchi and those of you who are too young to even remember the rage of it, those little shits were WORK. And it was a point of PRIDE TO KEEP THEM ALIVE for as long as possible. But to keep them alive you had to give them CONSTANT attention and I mean CONSTANT.

But also he was a teen in the Icemav household and you know Iceman was the kind of loving but stern parent that required Bradley to show grades and work. So the only condition for Bradley to get it? “You can’t take it to school most days so it won’t distract you.” (He could take it Fridays and maybe the week post-tests if results were good.) But also Ice would feel bad if Bradley’s tamagotchi died because Bradley really treated it like a pet. They didn’t have pets because everyone worked so much at all times, the feral cat that decided to inhabit Mav’s workshop did not count. Solution? Ice kept the tamagotchi while Bradley was at school. They did try to leave it with Mav but Mav’s ADHD nuked it on the first week, he could NOT keep it alive more than a few hours. 

So Iceman, in the late 90s and for a good portion of his YEAR, babysat a tamagotchi. He took pride in the fact him and Bradley managed to have SEVERAL 12-day (the oldest a Tama can be before dying of old age) pets.

Many of Ice’s underlings were in awe of it. Slider also helped keep the thing alive. In fact, it was a whole village effort before he handed it back to Bradley during weekdays and when not in assignments and whatnot. 

#bah rambles #top gun headcanons #icemav #bradley rooster bradshaw #tom iceman kazansky #top gun maverick #top gun posting #LISTEN #I KNOW IT'S SILLY #BUT I'M A LATE 90S KID #and my friend said her daughter made her buy a tamagotchi and she said #'okay but you can't take it to school for distraction' #and now SHE babysits the thing #...and she's the teacher #and the idea of Ice doing that just... #also Iceman is a softie inside you can't convince me otherwise #y'all sleeping on 90's/early 00's Rooster #where's the tamagotchis furbys backstreet boys craze

[disableddyke]

#disability #ableism #disabled #meme #had a teacher who would always make this autistic girl feel stupid whenever she asked questions and would respond loud enough for the class #to hear the annoyance in her voice #catch on fire <3 #greatest hits #10k #15k #20k #30k

[narwhalsarefalling]

my mother taught me to crochet when i was young. she was left handed, so she taught me how in the bathroom mirror so her hands would be in the right position.

she learned to crochet from her grandmother, who was right handed. her grandma was the one that originally used the bathroom mirror to teach her granddaughter properly.

i find something poetic about that. here in this bathroom mirror, through generations, we adapt to our young who have a different way of learning and interacting with the world

#my mom grew up in the 70s rural missouri #very much in the ‘left handedness is the devil’ era #her first grade teacher handcuffed her left hand to her desk #so i find it very sweet that my great grandmother #took the time and effort to show her grandkid how to create and crochet with her left hand #using the only methods she knew how- the bathroom mirror #the narwhal speaks #crochet

[mumblesplash]

(teaching my art class)

me: and what’s the number one rule when designing characters with wings? …well?

a handful of students, sighing reluctantly: no good fa-

me (interrupting them): NO good-faith attempts at realism, EVER. you want all the bird dweebs and physicists jumping ship as EARLY AS POSSIBLE so they’re not around to cinemasins your ass when you get to the cool parts of your story, and…ugh, what now, gerald

gerald (my least favorite student): why not just do some minimal research instead of-

me: listen you little shit i can and will singlehandedly tank your 4.0 gpa

#mumbling #don’t worry i’m not actually an art teacher i would never #no one deserves that #the art class is a metaphor #man when i was in high school i did NOT fully register how messed up it was that teachers could just do that #like the gym teacher at my school would give straight-A 4.0 students bad grades as some kind of power trip #for underperforming on athletic tests she didn't even pretend to prepare us for

[gouinisme]

#signed a former muslim in a mostly muslim area who didnt know people were actually taught that santa existed for the longest time #throwback to the time our white primary school teacher asked what we wanted from santa claus and we were all like. ma'am what do you mean #santa's not real did you think santa was real? #and she had to try her best to protect the like 2 white kids in the class from learning santa doesnt exist #poll #christmas

[fever-dreamer97]

Watch us all make these in-depth theories of why Alastor has his mouth drawn like this and Viz just comes out and just goes like-

#it’s like we’re the English teachers and she’s the author of the book who just wanted to put the color blue in there #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor #vivziepop #charlie morningstar #charlastor #lucifer

[finleycannotdraw]

I JUST THINK THAT. THEY.

#nimona #nimona 2023 #nimona movie #ballister boldheart #ballister blackheart #nimona and ballister #LISTEN THEYRE FAMILYYY #I don’t care if nimona is 1000 years older than him #and wouldn’t realistically call him dad #ive decided that she would because when I was in middle school I called one of my teachers dad occasionally (he was basically just like #my dad and we got along super well) #SO YEAH. HES HER FUCKING DAD AND IM CRYING ABOUT IT #finley cannot draw

[dramatic-dolphin]

the world is so beautiful..... one time after it rained i scooped a snail off the road and deposited it on a plant. a woman came by and saw me staring at the plants intently and asked "oh, did you save a snail?" and i went "yes! :D" and then we both just stood there silently watching a snail climb up a leaf for a good few minutes. <3

#also one time in high school i was late to class a few minutes because i had to save every snail i saw from the middle of the road #teacher didn't mind. she was also late to class for the exact same reasons #i saw it. she was walking in front of me. #united in watching out for the little guys

[jq37]

OK Brennan, if you aren't gonna let me have Aelwyn posted up in the manor at all times, having her use her dramatic villain skills to protect Adaine before going off to teach middle schoolers is the next best thing I could have hoped for. What a mental image--Ms. "I Came Here To Fuck" teaching cantrips to eleven-year-olds. Wild.

#dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #fantasy high #fantasy high spoilers #d20 #d20 spoilers #aelwyn abernant #NEMESIS WARD #I'm obsessed with the concept #also I always headcanonned aelwyn as going CPS but middle school teacher is SOOOO good #God I hope they crash a class at some point #can you imagine her having to protect a class of kids from some end of the world bullshit? #I can only dream #you think she's teaching at the school the child dwarves they beat up go to? #Oakshield I think?

[shadowed-dancer]

Characters that are younger than Xiao and it feels wrong

Over half the archons (Nahida, Focalors, Furina, probably the pyro archon and the Tsaritsa assuming they were born after the cataclysm. Idk I feel like we assume gods should be the oldest and they just... aren't)

Yae Miko

Dainsleif

NEUVILLETTE

Characters that are older than Xiao and it feels wrong

Ganyu

#genshin impact #xiao #yae miko #neuvillette #dainsleif #ganyu #nahida #focalrs #furina #genshin memes #genshin impact memes #in my mind it makes sense that the other adepti are older than xiao #but Ganyu weirds me out #he's her teacher and he's held in such high respects what do you mean she's maybe 1000 years older than him??? #also like. ancient warrior fighting a never ending battle vs overworked secretary. I just feel like Ganyu should be younger and yet #to be clear we don't have confirmed ages for Xiao OR ganyu #but Ganyu joined rex lapis 3000 years ago #Xiao joined him 2000 years ago #so it's led a lot of people to think she's older

[zoe-oneesama]

Smart of you to get out while you can, Marc.

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#she LITERALLY has a track record of art theft and sabotage Mr. Art Teacher! #scarlet lady #scarlet lady comic #scarlet lady au #reverser #marc #marc anciel #episode 45 part 3

[sendmyresignation]

thinking about gerard tour fits as mimicking incredibly common visual/characterized archetypes for women in rock and metal again don't text back

#firefly is the pinnalce of this like its literally a hot for teacher ref for sure but the like exactly .05 secs shes not stripping.... #much to think about esp as it relates to power and authority #my posts

[theplatypusblue]

Gandalariaaaaaaaa

#ninjago spoilers #ninjago dr spoilers #i could def see ppl hating her design cuz it is. a lot. but i just think she gives off massive art teacher vibes lol #anyway i love seeing a character and immediately knowing what kind of drawing i wanna make for them it makes me so happy #ninjago dr s2 #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago fanart #ninjago gandalaria

[notacluedo]

he’s her fun lil social experiment

#Thinking about when my classics teacher said that the relationship between Athene and Odysseus is one of the most tender #Relationships between man and god #Like it’s almost platonic but not really #Like she’s his cool aunt #Who saves his life #But also treats his life like a fun lil game #But she also really likes him and favours him #Like I see Athene as aro ace so like idk but she holds some ‘love’ for him #shes kinda meant to look like a statue #Or whatever #athena #odysseus #the odyssey #mythology art #my art #greek myth #Tap for better quality I think

[bonesfool]

Man middle school teacher is the best possible job Brennan could have given Aelwyn. Like yeah that’s a person with the strength of Will and air of coolness that will be able to survive the wrath of a 13 year old

Imagine being a tween being a little shit and your math teacher pulls you over and is like. Listen here kid. I’ve been to prison. I watched my father die. You yelling “penis” at an increasingly loud volume does nothing to me. I could incinerate you little man. Now tell me what’s actually the problem. Are you bored. Are you not getting the material and it’s making you feel like school doesn’t matter. Are your parents getting divorced. Let’s come up with some solutions here because so help me god if you say penis one more time you’re going into Ms Abernants corner of Silence

#i really hope she’s not a wizard teacher and is just teaching at a regular middle school #fhjy #d20 #aelwyn abernant

[halfa-failure]

iPad practice </3

#danny phantom #digital art #dp #danny fenton #art #sketch #asked my teacher for a band name and she said nirvana so here we are #screaming crying throwing up #dp fanart #phanart #meow #my art #halfa-failure #procreate