Idc what you say, Robin and Vance are best friends and share the same braincell which just so happens to be the only braincell that they have
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Inni Ludzie, film, w ktorym gra aktor glosowy Kerryego, sa juz dostepni online. 👀
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How many of team phantom do you need to change a lightbulb?
Three! One Goth on the lookout, one Tech Guy who knows which way to screw out the bulb and one Ghost to lift (your spirit).
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Nsfw ❤︎ Thinkin’ about sleepy sex with Satan ^_^
I’m talkin’ passionate and quiet sex, Satan reduced to just a tired, needy demon. Seeking comfort in his favorite human after a long day <3
You always make him feel safe, relaxed. Even his mind seems calmer when he’s with you, you feel like home to him.
Even better when he’s got you in his bed, spooning you from behind with his cock nestled inside your warm, welcoming pussy.
Slowly rocking his hips into yours, just the soft sound of skin on skin and the occasional soft moan of each other’s names. Satan’s lips kissing up and down your neck, whispering soft praise right by your ear. Nothing is rushed, just slow, soft movements while he hits your sweet spot each time he ruts into you.
Satan pulling you closer to his chest so he can moan right in your ear while thrusting just a little faster, one of his hands moving down to flick and rub your clit, begging with an almost broken whine of you name to cum with him, please, please, please!!!- in time with his thrusts. Ending in low moan while he tells you how good you did cumming with him. Promising he’ll help you clean up….soon….just….for a few more minutes stay like this, stay with him ♥︎
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i don't blame alex, i blame whoever looked at the dnf and crash rate last year and said "we don't need a spare chassis, why would we?"
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Price, getting stitched up in medical after a mission: The intel was good right up until--are you listening to me, Graves?
Graves: I am notsalutely gay.
Price:
Graves:
Price: We'll finish this conversation when I have a shirt on.
Graves: No!
Price:
Graves: No yeah of course? Haha...
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Is it better/funnier if the huge pool of blood in the Matron's temple is:
actually blood, duh. the disciples get it from... uhhhhh.... sources.
water with red dye. inexpensive, easy to maintain. keeps everyone hydrated
tomato soup. inconveniently relies on a seasonal vegetable, but does make brunch catering easier
imaginary. look, that was a divine vision sequence, why are you thinking about blood pool maintenance logistics?
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