Imagine the Whitebeard pirates learning how petty you can be
You: *knocks on his door* hey pops
Whitebeard: *just sat down for the first time that evening* you have a talent for picking the least convenient moment possible to need me.
You: oh you don't need to get up, I just need you to listen and do something for me later.
Whitebeard: *squints at you suspiciously* alright?
You: Ace was bullying me earlier, so I need you to ask him what a furry is tomorrow.
Whitebeard: ... a furry?
You: ... Yes
Whitebeard: alright
The next day at breakfast
Whitebeard: Ace, what's a furry?
The crew: *immediately stops moving to gleefully watch Ace squirm*
Ace: *wants to curl up and die* why do you ask?
Whitebeard: I asked you first.
Vista: *leans over to Izou* where's (y/n)? They're gonna miss this.
Izou: they're hiding from Thatch in my room, they pointed out the doors on the kitchen cabinets are warping because he said their chowder was bland and lacked soul.
Vista: wasn't it their mum's recipe?
Izou: yup
Marco: wait, didn't Ace make fun of a picture (y/n) drew yesterday?
Izou and Vista: (☉。☉)!
Izou: you don't think this, *points at Whitebeard and Ace* has anything to do with that?
Vista: I dunno, but I definitely know I'm gonna go outta my way to stay on their good side from now on.
Izou: A wise choice, I'm doing the same
Marco: I'm not
Izou: Why the hell not?
Marco: I'm not afraid of them.
You: *Grabs his ankle from under the table where you've been hiding the entire time*
Marco: *screams*
You: hehe, you would be wise to be nice to me. I already know what I'll do to you if you don't. It'll knock you outta yer gay little shoes.
Marco: my shoes aren't gay!
Vista: no they're pretty gay, thought you knew.
Izou: *nods his head* it's the tassels
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i like completely forgot to post this here hours earlier. the suit for the hfjone 18 premiere
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mid breakdown bo told me that i’m a good person. saying it to myself makes me want to cry
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Pet Adoption with MiamiCentral and Miami-Dade Animal Services 8/21/22
Pet Adoption with MiamiCentral and Miami-Dade Animal Services 8/21/22
Pet Adoption with MiamiCentral and Miami-Dade Animal Services
Sunday, 08/21/2022-, 11:00 am-04:00 pm
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Miami, Florida, 33136
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Fellas, is it gay to love something so much that any real reminder of it overwhelms you with emotion? Makes you curl up and throw it away so you don't break down and cry from just pure joy? Because you can't let yourself be happy and in love for some fucking reason, even if it's not a person you're in love with?
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“He Is Risen Indeed!”
“Anyone who's heard the Gospel of Jesus Christ knows that He died on the cross for our sins. But did you know that shortly before his death, Jesus himself prophesied that he would rise again on the third day?
Jesus strictly warned them not to tell this to anyone,
“And He strictly warned and commanded them to tell this to no one, saying, “The Son of Man must suffer many things, and be rejected by the elders and chief priests and scribes, and be killed, and be raised the third day.” —Luke 9:21-22
I still wonder why the disciples forgot that Jesus had said this. If they had remembered it, then maybe they wouldn't have been hiding behind a locked door for days after Christ was crucified. Maybe they wouldn't have been fearing for their lives. Maybe they had forgotten because they were so traumatized that the man they had followed for three years and had given up everything for was so brutally killed and now seemed to be gone from them forever. Whatever the case may have been, they must have been devastated.
Maybe they hadn't heard the conversation that Jesus had with the Pharisees and teachers, just before his death.
“Then some of the scribes and Pharisees answered, saying, “Teacher, we want to see a sign from You.” But He answered and said to them, “An evil and adulterous generation seeks after a sign, and no sign will be given to it except the sign of the prophet Jonah. For as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of the great fish, so will the Son of Man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.” —Matthew 12:38-40
We know that Mary Magdalene and the other Mary remembered Jesus' words because when the two women went to the tomb on the third day after Jesus was crucified, they discovered that the tomb was empty and two angels who were there said to them:
“He is not here, but is risen! Remember how He spoke to you when He was still in Galilee, saying, ‘The Son of Man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, and be crucified, and the third day rise again.’ And they remembered His words.” —Luke 24:6-8
Jesus knew that He would rise again on the third day because He is who He claimed to be: the Son of God. How would Jesus know unless He truly is the Messiah? Christ's resurrection conclusively demonstrates His power over the grave and proves He is the Son of God. Because of this, we can know that we can have eternal life. Because Jesus was raised from the dead, we know that God can also raise us from the grave.”
By Dan Evers
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