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paracosmicat · 1 year

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#miraculous ladybug #adrigaminette #lukadrinette #lukadrigaminette #mlb migration #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #andre the ice cream man #how will he react now that lukadrienette is basically cannon #polysquare #love square #my posts

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zoe-oneesama · 11 months

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Not to say either of them is right here, but what's wrong with the ice cream guy? I haven't kept up with the show proper in several seasons, so I'm probably very out of touch.

He is The Villain of ML in my heart.

His magic ice cream is wildly inconsistent. It's Soulmate Ice Cream! Except when it's Just Friend Ice Cream! Well, until he ONLY gives ice cream to lovers, NOT good friends who have fun together! But sometimes he gives ice cream to couples that DO break up! What are the rules? WHO CARES, CERTAINLY NOT ANDRE! I can't even put stock in his ability ACTUALLY being magic when it's constantly contradicting itself. I'm pretty sure he's just convinced himself that he has magic when he doesn't and his ego is easily bruised if anything pulls him out of his fantasy.

Plus he inexplicably always blames Marinette every time he's akumatized, no matter how far he has to stretch to do so. Once when she didn't even interact with him directly!

The first time because she went home without eating his "Soulmate Ice Cream(tm)" by herself as a 5th wheel. Because, what, her leaving meant his ice cream "failed"? Wasn't the point that two people are supposed to share the ice cream for the magic to work? But because she was like "no thanks", he swears revenge on her???

The second time because he was so invested in shipping two strangers that he got mad at Marinette for...being seen in public with one leg of the ship? After Ladybug had made it perfectly clear that she and Chat Noir were NOT a couple and so Chat Noir has the right to have fun with whoever he wants to???? Because "my ice cream is never wrong"?!?!

It didn't seem to work out for Lukanette or Adrigami so I don't know where you get the gall to even continue to make that bullshit claim, but OKAY.

And the third time, HE had the audacity to blame HER for making him "lose faith in ice cream and love" when he REFUSED TO SERVE HER! He flat out denied her and Chat Noir ice cream because he doesn't make "good friend" ice cream despite them BEING ON A DATE, and then has the GLUTEN FREE AUDACITY to be mad when tHEY are UPSET by it!

Oh but that wasn't a problem in "Wishmaker" when it was Marinette sharing with Luka, but sure, make up new things just so you can get mad about it, that makes sense.

I also have a personal vendetta against him for being the one to out Marinette's feelings for Adrien to Adrien. After 4 seasons of build up, this is how Adrien finds out? Horrible, vile, detention, exile, I hate him. I mean I've been done with him since "Heart Hunter"/"Miracle Queen", but they just loooooove to PILE IT ON.

Like, wouldn't it make more sense for Andre to have been the one person to see through the Love Square? Even if he didn't fully understand it, since Ladybug = Marinette and Chat Noir = Adrien, wouldn't it just make sense for Magic Ice Cream to be able to see past that because They're Soulmates(tm)? But he's only invested in ONE of the pairings, not even like two of the pairings that are seemingly unrelated. He is NEVER as passionate about Adrienette as he is about LadyNoir...but why???? Why is he so blase about Marinette going with Luka or Adrien being with whoever when he can't even handle Chat Noir LAUGHING with a girl who Isn't Ladybug?

They never even have fun and explore what he'd do if he caught a Ladrien date, would he be angry at Adrien like he is with Marinette, or does he just have it out for her specifically?

At this point I'm just convinced he's only so invested in the LadyNoir pairing because he's publicly endorsed them so much and if they don't end up together he'll be outed for being a Hack Fraud. His fixation on two teenagers becoming a couple as a grown adult and falling to pieces just because Marinette has other ways to have fun instead of eating Ice Cream she doesn't even get to choose the flavor of...

Yeah, throw him in jail Chloe.

#also he's a cryptid and I hate that I ever had to draw him #an essay by zoe #andre the ice cream man #andre salt

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yeet-noir · 2 years

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André the ice cream man when the children he ships is getting ice cream with "the wrong one"

#miraculous ladybug #ml #ml elation #andre the ice cream man #marichat #marinette dupain cheng #chat noir #love square #ml spoilers #mine #thought he be over this by now

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adrinoir · 2 years

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Oh shit, we just got called out.

#miraculous ladybug #tales of ladybug and cat noir #miraculers #miraculous #adrien agreste #chat noir #ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #adrienette #ladynoir #marichat #ml love square #mlb spoilers #ml spoilers #ml elation #andre the ice cream man

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copdog1234 · 2 years

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Imagine being a Parisian citizen watching Chat Noir and his girlfriend being super fucking goofy on a date, then going up to the resident Love Foretold Through Ice Cream Man all giggly and super cute and they ask for an ice cream. And the weird-ass grown-ass Ice Cream Man tells them no, he ships them with someone else

#ml spoilers #miraculous ladybug #ml #ml s5 spoilers #ml s5 #miraculous ladybug spoilers #miraculous season 5 #ml elation #ml exaltation #ml love square #marichat #ladrien #ladynoir #adrienette #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #andre the ice cream man

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piromina · 5 months

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bECaUsE i hAVe A sEcrET

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zaaaras · 1 year

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why cant we have nice things

#THIS IS SO ANNOYING LIKE I KNOW EVERYONES ANNOYED BUT THERE ARE SOMEHOW STILL GONNA BE SPOILERS EVERYWHERE #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #ml #ml s5 #ml spoilers #andre the ice cream man #marichat

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wernevergrowingup · 1 year

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I'm sick of ever character in Miraculous being reduced to a love square shipper. Alya, Kagami, Luka, Marinette's ENTIRE class, the news lady EVEN THE FUCKEN ICE CREAM MAN! They all only exist to further the love square. Can anyone have a personality and storyline that doesn't involve forcing Marinette and Adrien together??

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icecreamandre · 1 month

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I drive an ice cream cart, I don’t believe I need insurance.

#andre the ice cream man #miraculous ladybug #andre asks #andre lore

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fabseg-reader · 7 months

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Chrysabug (full color version)

The initial sketch is below:

Based on my post:

Bonus:

For see more Cerisette drafts, the cerisette tag here: #cerisette

Inserted background images come from the show.

Miraculous from Zagtoon.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous au #miraculous minicomic #minicomic #ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #chrysalis #lila rossi/cerise #andre the ice cream man #cerisette #chrysabug #lilanette #my art

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mochinek0 · 1 year

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Daminette December 2022-Masterlist

1-Ice

2-Murder

3-Puppy

4-Dragon

5-Storybook

6-Giggle

7-Red

8-Submission

9-Tangled

10-Ambush 11-Art

12-Feather

13-Entwined

14-Toxic

15-Side Effects: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

16-Chaos

17-Outline

18-Alien

19-Hands

20-Rage

21-Green

22-Forgive

23-Swim

24-Joke

25-Demon/Angel

26-Honour

27-Dress

28-Family

29-Shimmer

30-Extra

31-Beginnings

@maribat-calendar-events

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iwasbored777 · 2 years

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Marichat: *exists*

Andre the ice cream man:

#I'm never gonna stop slaying this man for his logic #miraculous ladybug #andre the ice cream man #Marichat #ml elation #Ml meme

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peridotamethyst · 11 months

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I’m convinced Andre puts mind control bs in that ice cream cuz that’s the same man that literally tries to ruin your day every time you even speak to Cat Noir