Do you like really under-appreciated superhero movies? How about immortal pyrokinetic teenagers with Attitude(TM) from broken homes? Have you ever felt like everyone looks at you and only ever sees your father (who also happens to be an infamous supervillain)? Give this a like or reblog if you’re willing to take on an independent Warren Peace from Disney’s Sky High!
Verses for Dead By Daylight, Wednesday, Stranger Things, Cobra Kai, and more!
Multi-everything, Semi-selective, Semi-Private
By Jay (They/them/their, 25+)
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Whoever was on the other end of her call had just received the most intense verbal lashing she was able to muster. But she wasn’t done yet, not at all. ‘And the next time I hear my name come out of your dirty ass mouth, que te la pique un pollo.’ and with that she hung up her phone and looked over at the person who just happened to look in her direction at that moment. “I’m sorry, but can I help you?” she asked with a slow tilt of her head, still very visibly upset by the conversation she’d had on her phone just a moment ago. “It’s not very fuckin’ polite to stare at people. So if you got nothin’ to say, keep it pushin’, hot stuff.” she wasn’t even sure if they had been staring at her, she just knew their eyes met her at the wrong time and she had no issues taking it out on anyone within a five mile radius until she finally cooled down.
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Neopets IS NOT a dating agency for You or your own vehicle for any object in the universe than this Here is in charge of divvying up all the rubbish..
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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)
me:
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sobbing into my plate after overhearing a conversation between a mom and her tiny daughter in this shopping centre food court
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after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...
throw the man a bone batman geez
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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