#Crazy old cat lady

[majoracats]

For celebrating this March 8th, i decided to make an special illustration with all the adult villains in KND (including my ocs and my sona)

#my art #my ocs #fanart #knd #codename: kids next door #kids next door #march 8th #international women's day #villains #grandma stuffum #grandma Lydia #crazy old cat lady #Mrs goodwall #soccer mom #my sona #Mrs Thompson #mega mom #Madame Margaret #villainess

[jazzyrazzy157]

They shopping because why not

#codename kids next door #knd #knd villains #Crazy old cat lady #Grandma Stuffum #Soccer mom

[darkdreamtheorist]

Lady in Whiskers & Slippers (Updated 11-19-23)

(Sling Set, 19. October) Back in Cinci-Oh, I struggled to earn small wages doing odd jobs in my awkward teen years. At Human age 13, my limbs shot up like bamboo n my paws were whopee cusions, yet Im still kitten sized compared to Big Rhonda n Aunt Jane (Circene screwd my mom's genetics more than dad screwed her in the motel 6 pool that birthed me! srry TMI). Two of my best gigs boiled to babysitting and the Cactus Joan Revue at Cincinnati Zoo. Sure I liked pouncing thru loops made by my preternatural tail Slink n wranglin livestock by the petting zone in Aunt Jane's Cowgirl dress from her Paris,Texas Runway last spring when she toured w/Coco Banana, the sitting jobs fared better cuz I met some critters as odd as I am, like that pygmy hippo boss baby Benny and his growth formula down by Wall Street, or that shadeling Taz Devil Vincent from Brisbane, Australia. But my recent sitting gig had some skeletons I hadnt noticed til then, n it all came to my sitee Last July.

I took care of a literal cat lady and her litter of 35 for 3 wks in her rustic Rhode Island shack. Her name was Julie Phyllis. 30yrs ago, she was a former resi of Spooner Street with a handful of cats, plus a large tabby w/black stripes she calls Mistress Bengal acting as security for the few dogs that dare cross her sidewalk n lawn. Lately some rowdy kids spouted off tall tales of her becoming a cat herself or that Bengal would take her place if she wasn't fed well enough. Wutever the case, she had gradually gone from Crazy Ol Cat Lady to Crazy Ol Cat IRL 'round Halloween time. They hadnt figured what caused her transfur, say for some strange glowing plants by her yard. Her cats musta rubbed on the leaves which carried bits of Circene spores in'em, then she rubbed her face n hands on their fur, turning her to this light orange Tabby I saw my first week of Nana-sitting, or maybe Ms. Bengal had been Mobilized n took Phyllis' place. Like any bothersome pets in the suburbs, her neighbors had shooed them far out of town, living their next nine lives in that shack. Few things to know bout my time w/Ms. Phyllis 2/3 weeks in: 1-Her signature clothes were a periwinkle bathrobe,small round glasses, n peach slippers in stockings. But as a Barban spinster housecat who could shift from anthro to feral at random, she rips her pantyhose clawing n stretching her toes apart when going full cat. Otherwise she's naked in both her Mobile and Wild stance sans a grey-blue collar on her neck with a tag reading "Bagel" whn goin out,wearin it as if she was that same cat that passed not too long ago. And I no shame luv it! 2-Her cats see her as Queen of the Litterbox given her girth from eating too much Meow Mix n cream, but I see a deluded fat-ass pussy, which is no different than other cats, playin round the scratch post, lappin that saucer of cream n tuna. 3-Litterbox stank n dander everywhere was unbearable 4-A pantry stocked full'o'tuna cans, milk & cream yet she forgets to feed them while gourging on the rations herself, chowing so much Meow mix like Trail Mix n guzzling gallons upon gallons of milk!

All that said, she wasnt a bad client, forgetful n piggy yes, but not awful, n still tho...I cudnt help but shake that we were kindred in some way, dark stripes n glasses aside. Few times we went Out to walk, Julie hung with her Golden Girls by a small pet friendly café, sharing gossip from the pets on Spooner street n out of state, comparing pills n claw lengths, wooing would-be mates at the Petsmart n VFW home. She was almost like family to me, rekindling our bonds after we havnt seen one another for a long time.

Near the end of week 2, I saw some frames of Phyllis with her 'tiger cat' Ms. Bengal almost one n the same at this point, even wearin the confounded collar with the wrong name Bagel. Another frame of that cat corners my eye, with a Persian and Siamese by her side, but she wore an enchanting Viper Green collar. Funny how they look a bit like my aunt n uncle on my mom's side, Muffin & Finch. Dad told me they had another tabby as a friend by name of Bagel, looking way too same-ish as Julie on that big orange Snick couch there by the TV set with all the other cats huddled over for daytime soaps or Price is Right like my inlaws did at the adoption center– ⚡️👓⚡️😳 Oh my...I blocked that thought out as a cub some point, not giving 2¢ about it, but it factors into my lineage with Ma when she left our lives. I was too bashful to blurt out my discovery in front of her cats lest they attack their False Queen in shock. Tho given her short-term memory loss, she wudnt hav known herself much post-TF. Was she Ms. Bengal or Julie Phyllis? TBC

#Joan’s Parck #blog #journal #housesitting #cat sitting #crazy old cat lady #cat tf #KND fanon #shadow monster #taz #lost family members #forgotten memories #family mystery

[krazycat6167]

So @somerandomdudelmao made a version of their sona in a dystopia (inspired by @tapakah0 doing the same to theirs) and the person in this ask named the robot C.A.S.5 and I thought, ‘well then there’s at least four other C.A.S. units out and about in the world’ leading to this being the end result! It was a lot of fun to come up with the different customizations each C.A.S. unit has.

also, the design for C.A.S.4 (Cash) was partially inspired by @mobiitez post.

Doodles:

#somerandomdudelmao #tapakah0 #my art #Dystopia au #Mob’s character design session #cass fanart tag #i think #I’m probably not going to make more C.A.S. bots but just know C.A.S.7 or Cast is bird based (not sure which bird yet) and blue for my sis #small detail but on Cass there’s broken wires on the back of their head so I decided that they used to connect to the body #Cash hates Castle while Castle is indifferent unless Cash tries to steal from her #Case is vibing with the farm life and making up little tunes #Cazz is a cross between the crazy old cat lady and a backwoods cryptid - they will stare at you from the shadowed depths of the scrap yard #while making commentary to the parts they keep for themselves and of those parts Benji is the favorite #Battery packs for C.A.S. units attach to the things that stick out their backs for the wires - except Cazz who made some internal modificat #No one knows exactly how since the mods are a chaotic hodgepodge of patchwork but they somehow work #Had a lot of fun watching others make stuff for the impromptu dystopia au the vibes of the world were awesome #Technically fanart #so yeah #enjoy!

[dixieandherbabies]

Dixie and her babies.

Getting some belly rubs from our human servant.

It’s risky business because I have some sharp parts & I go a little wild for the belly rubs!

#cute #cat family #neko #gato #fat cat #dixie #chubby cheeks #chubby cat #calico #wild cat #Dixie crazy #Miami cat #mama cat’s blog #mama cat #mother #old lady #big cat #chonker #beans #kitty beans #queen Dixie #feet #cat feet

[lurafita]

When the group needs to sneak into the police station again, they use Magnus as a distraction this time, because Alec sucks.

(Alec: "Hey! I wasn’t that bad."

Izzy: "I'm sorry big brother, but you were. You really, really were."

Magnus: "Don't mind them Alexander. If it were me, you could distract me all day. These mundanes just don't have any taste.")

So Magnus overly dramatically storms inside claiming his cat is missing and needs to be found.

("I'm sorry, Sir, but you can’t file a missing person report for your cat."

Magnus: "This is outrageous!")

At random points while the others are sneaking around, they will hear Magnus exclaiming things like

- "Well, call in the FBI then! And maybe also the CIA, we need all hands on deck!";

- "You don’t understand, Chairman Meow is my *baby*!";

- "I have a list of suspects who might have kidpnapped him!"

"Sir, this is a phone book."

"*Everyone* wants my cat. He is magnificent!"

#magnus bane #alec lightwood #malec #shadowhunters tv #malec headcanons #magnus is a menace #magnus is good at distractions #poor downworlder police people who are working at the station and are like #yeah #that tracks. the high warlock is a crazy old cat lady.

[bumblingest-bee]

so i didn't get the part in assassins but my day has just been made because i looked up the cast list to see if this awesome older woman i auditioned with got cast as moore, and i shit you not she is playing the BALLADEER. sarcastic old lady balladeer is third-eye-open level casting. this is the best day of my life

#bee posts nonsense #assassins musical #theatre #i haven't been this happy looking at cast lists that i'm ON #we're talking an insanely cool old lady with short hair and crazy cat-eye glasses and the most gorgeous belt i've ever heard

[voidzphere]

see the thing i hate abt migrating from tiktok onto here is not knowing who the fuck im already mootz with or not

like " holy fuck is that. wait. no nevermind .. wait. is it ?? "

#killz yapz #makez me feel DUMB #and ZTUPID #if youre already mootz w me on tiktok #and you're on here #and i somehow didnt ntoice #uhm #plz tell me #i wanna keep track of u guyz #im like an old crazy cat lady #n you guyz are my catz #so

[majoracats]

Some doodles about two fandoms

#my art #my ocs #fanart #knd #kids next door #codename: kids next door #knd villains #codename kids next door #codename knd #meme #pacesetter #catta minor natalia #lou pottingsworth iii #mr wink and mr fibb #crazy old cat lady #benedict uno #knd father #toontown online #toontown #toontown cogs #toontown cog #toontown corporate clash #giovanni

[jazzyrazzy157]

This is kind of bonkers, but I’m satisfied with the end result

#codename kids next door #knd #knd villains #knd ocs #knd au #knd father #mr boss #mr wink and mr fibb #stickybeard #count spankulot #knd toiletnator #knightbrace #common cold #grandma stuffum #crazy old cat lady #soccer mom #mr.fizz

[jikothemartian-z]

Look what I was watching today

#toiletnator #mr. boss #crazy old cat lady #knd grandfather #💀 #💀💀💀 #knd zero

[batri-jopa]

"Finally, I’ve made this point many times before, but it is worth repeating: Being single doesn’t necessarily mean being alone or being lonely. Most single people do not live alone, and even those who do live alone are often not lonely – they live alone because they want to, and have vibrant personal communities of family and friends. Of course, there are people for whom single life is not at all what they enjoy or desire. At heart, they are probably coupled. I don’t often discuss the downsides of single life on this blog because you can find that anywhere. It is the conventional wisdom that single people are miserable and lonely, and for most singles (based on scientific research), that wisdom is wrong"

Bella DePaulo Ph.D.

#aroace positivity #asexual positivity #aromantic positivity #singleness #single person #single life #asexual #aromantic #asexual aromantic #aroace #aro ace #arospec #acespec #aspec #a spec #a spectrum #bella depaulo #I suppose it might not resonate with aspec who are teens or in their 20s as much as it resonates with me #but I've lived all my life hearing judges about single people at certain age: old maiden. old virgin. crazy cat lady. dirty old lady. #and younger singles? for years I've been told they're: egoistic. career seeking. only thinking about themselves. #not thinking about who'd take care of them when they get old. or nobody wanted her/him. what's wrong with him/her? #like there always have to be a reason why you are not coupled. #you get that?! couples don't need a reason to be together and don't need to explain themselves! single people need to have an excuse!! #and if you have an excuse: I'm unlucky in relationships. I can't find the right person. I got traumatised after painful breakup #- you may be given an absolution and become ''poor'' instead of ''weird'' #but all in all you are only accepted as someone pitiful. the idea of being fullfilled single in my society is wrong by default #so can you imagine how freeing and empowering is the knowledge #that being almost 40 I DO have a right to CHOOSE being a single and not be apologetic about it any more?

[freebooter4ever]

Outfit photo from today...the older i get the more me dressing in my grandmas clothes makes me look like a grandma....

#Jrnlsht #Oh well i feel like i was always a 60 year old crazy cat lady spinster who knits since i was a child anyway

[onlyasimp4-2dbitches]

I'm out here, pushing my catboy Leon agenda. Don't come for me but mf is NOT a puppy NUH UH!! I SAY NAY!! Bro is a soggy wet kitten (yes even dilfy Leon) IF THIS IS A HILL I MUST DIE ON SO BE IT

#not into hybrid stuff but au where everyone is a fucking furry (bc i SAID SO) Leon is a goddamn catboy #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #leon scott kennedy #Leon in resident evil 12 gonna be 65 #no husband no kids just a shitload of cats #he's either catboy in the shitty hybrid yaoi anime way or catboy in the crazy old cat lady way #ada is black cat energy but leon is those glassy eyed fucked up looking cat typa energy