#DAMN SAME

[blog-about-anime-why-not]

#damn same #100% cutie #mycap #bocchi the rock!

[bubblegum-gf]

hello hello can anyone hear me???

#below deck #below deck med #🅱️lease I just need some people to be like #'wow I hope max gets fired he's annoying' #so I can reblog like #DAMN same #c'mon be gossipy with me

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order #at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers #90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies” #serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent #like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries #but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate #and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited... #i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something #cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare #and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest. #it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!' #'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members... #..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)' #anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language? #maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity #and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media #and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons #and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators #instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period #anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value” #and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives #so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs) #happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world #(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills) #and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on... #...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin #oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works? #beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value #and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the #important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)

[dragoonwys]

Many times I feel like the sad fish you 'buy for a child because its low maintenance', stop doing that

#fish are not low maintenance and deserve to be treated like other more easily expressive pets #do your research on the fish species and what they need damn it #same goes for humans #Its a I have a mouth and I cant scream thing #meme #digital art #doodles #mental health #pets #fish #my art

[tuinendraws]

Nobody tell him.

#good omens #good omens 2 spoilers #Aziraphale #Anthony J Crowley #when I started drawing this i thought I was being clever #and by the time finished there were already like 70 tumblr posts with the same idea lmao #for a while I thought maybe I shouldn't post this at all but you know it's been half a year since I posted anything #so i'm posting this now #originality be damned

[courtmartialme]

my transmasc riza art from 2022 :^)

#riza hawkeye #roy mustang #fma #royai #transmasc riza #thinking a lot about him this month since the mere existence of this AU gave me so much comfort regarding my own gender #he brings me so much joy #needle tw #any person saying that now they like riza or royai wont see heaven. its the same damn character

[sorcerersandskillusers]

Oda: if I had a nickel for every time I had to carry an injured teen with gunshot wounds wearing a long black coat and threatening to kill me, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

#funniest thing is its the same damn coat #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai #dazai osamu #bsd funny #bsd incorrect quotes #bsd odasaku #sakunosuke oda #odasaku #bsd akutagawa #bungo stray dogs akutagawa #akutagawa ryuunosuke #the day i picked up dazai #bsd the dark era

[pcktknife]

Things i want should not cost more that $15

#$700 36 inch miku plushie.......... #not like id be able to fit her anywhere in my home but shes so cuuuute y r u 700 bucks!!! #kae.txt #also those fucking submas plushies cause they damn near the same price anywhere u look ugh *falls to the floor*

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

#douyin #video #tiktok #i posted this to the wrong blog and then sat here for like 10 minutes like Damn tumblr's video processing is fucked up again today #and then i almost reposted this to that same blog again

[dire-roach39]

he was shocked here. before, he could see his soul coming from miles away, had the time to prepare himself for his presence, to compose himself. this was a surprise.

#i know im beating my skull against the same wall you all have been for the past several years but damn #like just realizing that's the main reason (besides dean being an asshole and tossing him out) why he looked so startled when we normally #see him looking so composed makes me rabid #for the first time we see him genuinely and pleasantly surprised #and it's because of dean #destiel #human castiel #castiel #dean winchester #spn #spn s9

[blog-about-anime-why-not]

#damn same #mycap #bocchi the rock!

[say-sike]

problem

#hazbin hotel #alastor #vox #angel dust #charlie morningstar #husk hazbin hotel #cherri bomb #adam hazbin hotel #vox hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #cherri hazbin hotel #charlie hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin vox #hazbin adam #husker hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #you can see my motivation disappear in the last one #fuck shading like actually WHY IS IT SO TIME CONSUMING #lucifer and velvette were supposed to be here too but as u can already assume i got too lazy and couldnt do it #husk is in the same exact damn pose as the last time i drew him 💀

[ladykeyleth]

See if I can send a message to Keyleth. We're back. We're at the surface of the Malleus Key. Just trying to find a way to get back to you.

#criticalroleedit #critteredit #critical role #keyleth of the air ashari #keyleth #marisha ray #cr spoilers #c3e92 1h15m35s on twitch #mgifs #it fills me with so much joy that it's been 40 years and she's still the same ole Kiki #I didn't gif it but Matt's delighted giggle at his own shenanigans was so <333 #the man GETS HER so damn well

[rafeandonlyrafe]

orange peel theory (dark! and soft!rafe)

words: 1k (about 500 words each)

warnings: name calling, suggestive

orange peel theory: girlfriends ask their boyfriend to peel an orange for them, as a test to see if they are willing to help with small tasks that the girlfriend can do herself

dark

you quickly set your phone in a discreet spot, already recording as you move back to your chair, pretending to be reading your book as rafe walks in.

“what are you doing?” rafe questions, looking at you with concern, not sure if he’s ever seen you read before.

“nothing.” you shake your head, shutting the book and setting it down, glancing at your phone to make sure it is still recording. “how was work?”

“fucking tiring. dealing with idiots all day.” rafe spits the words out before toeing his shoes off and leaving them in the center of the room.

“im sorry.” you pout, standing up as rafe takes a seat on the edge of the bed. you move to stand in between his thighs, pressing a kiss to his lips. he sighs with satisfaction, wrapping his hands around the back of your thighs, rubbing over them, tucking his fingertips under your shorts to feel your bare skin.

“can you get me an orange rafe? i’m craving one.” you move away from him, setting back on your chair to make sure you are centered in the camera.

rafe gives you a confused look but nods, mainly because he also needs to get a glass of water for himself. he re-enters the room, tossing the orange towards you, which you catch easily.

“thanks.” you smile as rafe takes a sip of water and then sets it on the nightstand. “can you peel it for me though babe?”

“what?” he questions, moving to kneel between your legs, an amused look on his face. “my stupid little slut not able to peel it on her own? too much of a baby?” “rafey.” you whine as he takes the orange out of your hand, unpeeling it and tossing the peel into the trash. he pulls a piece and then hovers it in front of your mouth.

“open up whore, i know how much you love to do that.” rafe taunts you before you lean forward, taking the slice of orange into your mouth and pulling it out of his fingers, letting the citrusy taste flood your mouth.

“you are so mean, this was supposed to be for tiktok.” you point out your phone, making rafe turn to look at the screen opened and recording.

“what?”

“for tiktok, its some trend about asking your boyfriend to peel an orange for you to see if he will do small tasks for you, and you totally failed!” you whine, stamping your feet on the ground in annoyance.

“but i peeled the orange for you.” rafe says with confusion.

“while also calling me a stupid whore!” you stand up, grabbing your phone and stopping the recording, knowing you won’t put it on tiktok.

“are you not my dumb little slut?” rafe asks, standing and stepping close to you, hovering over with his intimidating height.

“i mean i am, but-”

“exactly.” rafe cuts you off, pressing his lips against yours as he backs you up towards the bed.

soft

you quickly set your phone in a discreet spot, already recording as you move back to your chair, pretending to be reading your book as rafe walks in.

“hey baby.” rafe leans down and gives you a kiss on the top of your head, which you quickly tilt up to have him press a second one to your lips.

“how was work?” you ask, setting your book to the side, glancing at your phone to make sure its still recording.

“exhausting.” rafe sighs, rubbing his hand over his face, making you pout.

“im sorry bubs.” you comment as he sits down on the bed to take his work shoes off. 

“no big deal. how was your day?” rafe asks.

“good…” you shrug. you usually go into more detail, and rafe knows it, so he sits quietly, waiting for you to continue. “but i’m actually really hungry.” you blurt out, figuring you shouldn’t delay any longer as you look at your phone again, lucky that rafe doesn’t follow your line of sight.

“what are you hungry for? we can order delivery.” rafe knows you like to cook, but he also doesn’t force it on you, leaving the option to get takeout open whenever you are tired or simply don’t feel like cooking.

“i actually just want an orange.” you shrug.

“thats not really food, darling, but okay.” rafe stands, setting his shoes on the rack next to the door before heading out of the bedroom towards the kitchen.

you can’t help smiling at the camera as you wait, covering your mouth as rafe reenters, already knowing that he’s going to pass the test.

“here ya go.” rafe hands you a bowl instead of an orange, making your eyebrows scrunch together in confusion, before you take it and realize that the orange is already peeled and pulled apart, ready for you to enjoy.

“raaafe.” you whine.

“what?” rafe kneels down in front of your chair, placing his hands on your knees.

“i wanted a whole orange.” you complain, pouting your lower lip out as rafe looks at you in complete confusion.

“why, were you gonna eat the peel or something?” rafe laughs.

“no, its supposed to be a thing for tiktok.” you point towards your phone, which takes rafe a second to see from its hidden position. “you’re supposed to bring me an orange and i ask you to peel it to see if you’ll help me with a small task.”

“should i bring you back a whole orange then so you can ask?” rafe questions.

“no, i don’t even really want an orange to be honest.” you admit. rafe looks down into the bowl, taking a piece and putting it into his mouth, chewing it up. 

“what do you want then honey?”

“can you get me a banana?” you tilt your head to the side. rafe nods, grabbing the bowl from your lap before heading back to the kitchen.

you grab your phone and set it closer. “he’s just too good of a boyfriend.” you sigh as rafe comes back through the door, handing you a banana.

you smile at him in thanks, taking it out of his hand before he leans to press a kiss to your cheek, glancing at the camera, still recording when you realize how you can still test the theory.

“peel it for me babe?”

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#i firmly believe that whether dark or soft rafe will peel that damn orange! #its just how much hes gonna make fun of you doing it lol #really these are the same rafe just depending on his mood that day lmao #rafe drabble #rafe cameron drabble #dark!rafe cameron #dark!rafe x reader #dark!rafe cameron x reader #soft!rafe cameron #soft!rafe x reader #soft!rafe cameron x reader #rafe cameron imagine #rafe cameron fic #rafe fic #rafe cameron fanfic #rafe cameron x reader #rafe x reader #rafe cameron fanfiction #rafe fanfic

[phoenixgreen]

if we finally get to hear him talk next episode and he has hunters voice I‘m going to collapse

#I mean he has to have the same voice right #the other two golden guards we heard did #so it’s very likely #also damn #who would’ve thought Caleb would have worse eyebags than Hunter #death does that to a person #toh #the owl house #dana terrace #fanart #caleb wittebane #my art #artists on tumblr #toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers #toh for the future #toh s3 spoilers

[captain-flint]

You make Stede happy. / I'll never leave you. I'll never leave again.

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmdedit #ofmd s2 spoilers #edward teach #blackbeard #stede bonnet #blackbonnet #blackbonnetedit #gentlebeard #gentlebeardedit #taika waititi #rhys darby #idk if this was done already i haven't seen it and it's killliiiiing meeeeeeeeeeeeeee #that damned eyebrow and the smile #it's the exact same face #he even does a little nervous swallow both times #STEDE MAKES HIM SO HAPPY 😭😭 #my stuff #(these two gifs took me like 45 min to make lmao rip) #(once i get my laptop fixed it's all over for u guys)