Yang: *Reading an ancient tablet* The spell can only be broken by the blood of a virgin.
Yang: Okay Ruby, I'll just need to do a little pin prick.
Ruby: Ummm, but I'm... not... a...
Yang: ...Vomit boy.
Jaune: We've been dating for a year Yang, I'm not sure what you were expecting.
Yang: Fine. Fine. Weiss?
Weiss: I'm not a virgin.
Yang: Doing it to yourself doesn't count.
Weiss: I didn't. Penny has very soft hands.
Yang: ...Blake?
Blake: No.
Yang: ...Nora?
Nora: Pfft.
Ren: Your assumption is wrong.
Yang: ...Is everyone getting laid here except me?
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Ruby: Good morning Penny!
Yang: 'Morning Pen.
Penny: *Rubbing her jaw* Good Morning Rub.
Ruby: What happened? You alright?
Penny: Yes I am, I simply engaged in an ... Impromptu Mandibular Exercise last night.
Yang: *Sniff* Hew! You're breath stinks Penny.
Penny: Apologies! I haven't brushed my teeth yet!
Weiss: *Stumbling in, half naked, not noticing the sisters* Good morning Honey~ *Kiss, followed by giggles* Hm~ I can still Taste Jaune and I on your lips~
Weiss: *Walking into the kitchen* I'm just getting the two of us some water, but we'd love if you came back to bed after your breakfast~ PLease don't leave us waiting for too long~
R+Y:
Penny: *Blushing* ... I have not lied in any of my previous statements.
Penny: *Throat Clear* Now if you'll pardon me, I have someone- Something I need to do! *She begins shoveling food into her mouth*
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Weiss: Winter, There is something I must ask you. Privately if possible.
Winter: We are alone, and in private. What do you need to know?
Weiss: How do you handle everyone being so attractive?
Winter: Explain?
Weiss: Ruby is my partner, and one of the first people to give me a chance despite how rude I was to her and She's both badass and adorable, Blake is a good listener and has helped me unlearn my subconscious prejudices, Yang is incredibly warm and kind, she smells like Ginger, and spices.
Weiss: Then There's JNR - Jaune was interested in me back at Beacon, but I shut him down. Since then we've grown and He's strong, kind, and is willing to give me space away from him should I request it. He's not the buffoon tripping through the halls anymore. Nora is almost always energetic and down for whatever. In moments of calm, she's very soft. Pyrrha is Pyrrha. I don't think I need to gush about her, but it's just so easy- She's so kind and so sound of mind - Gods. Ren is easy to be open with, no matter the subject because his semblance lets him know what you're feeling.'Ren is easy to be open with, no matter the subject because his semblance lets him know what you're feeling.
Weiss: Then there's Emerald, and being able to snark back and forth with her - It's fun, and she helps with pranks on others! But when it's time to be clear, she's willing to stop the jokes.
Weiss: And Penny. She's just so ... Direct, and kind, and sweet, and when she doesn't understand something she just looks so adorable-
Weiss: GGRR! It's - I - And they're all so gods Damn attractive! Whether it's bulk and brawn, or litheness, or cuteness and innocence - FUCK! I- You- Do you understand?
Winter: *Placing a hand on Weiss shoulder* Weiss I understand Completely.
Winter: Miss Hill, Robyn - the Happy Huntresses, the Ace-Ops, even Qrow has grown on me. I know exactly what you're going through.
Weiss: So ... What do we do about it.
Winter: Suffer.
Weiss: ... What?
Winter: Well - It's not as if we can tell everyone these things! I'm grateful that you trust me enough to confide this in me, Weiss! But if anyone else finds out, someone else might find out- Worst of all any of them.
Weiss: Why can't we tell any of them!
Winter: I've never been in a relationship, least of all one with so many people - How do i tell them - you know -
Weiss: You want to be the group Bicycle?
Winter: I wouldn't have put it as crudely, but yes. That is accurate.
Weiss: So we just sit on our emotions like we always have?
Winter: Yes.
Weiss: Well. Fuck.
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Yang: So Jaune ... What's the Bedroom like?
Jaune: Excuse me?
Yang: I mean You, Weiss, and Penny? Two of the most Repressed people on the Planet? I can't imagine they're just pure, sweet cuddles and loving in the sack.
Jaune: ... Y'know what, just so you get off my back about it, Yes. They have a variety of Kinks, and I am often more than happy to help them explore said Kinks.
Yang: Do they ever go Word War style on you?
Jaune: ... What???
Yang: World War style? Weiss is German, Penny Italian, you're french? They Double team you?
Jaune: No. Hold on. What on earth makes you think that's okay to ask like that? What is wrong with you?
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Weiss: She really asked that?
Penny: I believe Yang would do that, but I do not believe that analogy is apt.
Jaune: What do you mean?
Penny: *Hugging Weiss From behind* Historically Italians are known for surrendering in the World Wars, and France is known for falling during Wars, unless they are revolutionary.
Penny: *Pressing Weiss in to Jaune's Chest* But the only one that has no choice to surrender is our little Snow Angel~
Weiss: *Horny Meltdown*
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