#FUCKINH RIGHT BABE
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MEET DA 🦶 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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This wasn't in the parenting book.
Warnings: tantrums and parenting, Suguru is referred as mama but that's just because we love male wife Suguru.
Suguru Geto wasn't the one who would usually hold grudges, more or less a child of that matter.
But his adoptive son, (Name), was pushing his limits today.
Suguru took a deep breath, pitching his nose, “I want you to tell me the truth and this is your last chance”.
(Name) whined and kicked his feet against the floor, "I'm not lying! Gumi did it!”.
(Name) was at that young age, you know, five, where kids learn to be honest. The past couple of weeks (Name) would lie about small things, examples followed, if he brushed his teeth, if he broke Satoru's favorite mug, if he was the one who let the cat outside, a lot of small things that led to worst outcomes because of said lying.
Right now, the current lie is that Megumi broke the TV.
Suguru felt agitated, “(Name) I want this lying to stop-”
“I’M NOT LYING”
“MEGUMI IS AT SCHOOL! WHO ELSE COULD'VE DONE IT!”
“I saw him break the TV last night momma! I promise! I promise! Nana and Mimi saw it too! Momma! Momma!”.
(Name) broke down in sobs, the little boy overwhelmed with new emotions.
As (Name) cried. Suguru picked up the little boy, hushing him and rubbing his back. “See? This is what happens when you lie too much. No one will believe you when you tell the truth”.
“I- I-”
“Take a deep breath for me”.
“I promise momma, I didn't break the TV”.
Suguru rocked the small boy, making him calm and eventually fall asleep.
Now Suguru had another problem to deal with, his other children.
“Who broke it”
Nanako, Mimiko, Tsumiki, and Megumi sat silently on the couch.
Suguru glared down at Nanako, “Nan-”
“It was (Name)” Mimiko intrupted.
The other three nodded leaving Tsumiki quiet..
Tsumiki was shaking, trying her hardest not to look at Suguru.
“Tsumiki….”
“It was Megumi!”
“TSUMIKI!” The other three yelled.
“It's not just my fault! It's also Mimiko!”
“It was not!”
“It was too!”.
The four kids bickered with each other, and Suguru rubbed his temples. Where was Satoru when you needed him?
“Everyone to their rooms, I don't want a peep until Satoru comes home. Upstairs. Now!”.
The four rushed upstairs into their rooms.
Suguru pinched his nose, did he want children of course he did but he didn't think about how siblings ganged up on each other since he was an only child.
Same with Satoru.
“Honey am home-”
Suguru's glare cut him short.
“Um, rough day?”.
Suguru sighed, “You can say that”.
(Name)’The baby monitor went off, small crying for Satoru.
“Great I guess I'm the bad guy today” Suguru growled while collapsing on the couch.
Satoru could only stare, confused about what to do. “Is everything okay?”.
Suguru put his palms to his face, “I'm a horrible parent".
Satoru came behind Suguru, rubbing the male's shoulders. “No, babe, you're a wonderful parent. The kids love you”.
“I accused a five-year-old of breaking the TV”.
“Shit I forgot to replace that”, Satoru said under his breath.
Suguru felt his anger rise. “You fucking knew who broke the TV and didn't tell me?”.
Satoru was sweating bullets, “Listen baby! I was- I was going to tell you but I promised Megumi and the girls-”.
Suguru felt a murderest rage, one he hadn't felt in y e a r s. “What happened”.
“You know how you said no curse en-”
“Fucking christ Satoru-”
“Last night Megumi wanted to show me something cool and- one thing led to another and the TV got hit-”.
“Fuckinh Christ Gojo, we need to be on the same side, you need to communicate with me and not fucking hide this kind of shit from me”.
(Name) whined louder on the monitor.
Suguru took a deep breath and walked up the stairs towards (Name) and Megumi's shared room.
“Babe! Don't kill them!”
“I'm not doing anything, I'm grabbing (Name) and if anything I'll kill you”.
Megumi tensed up when he heard the door open, seeing Suguru and his curse energy.
“Momma!”.
Suguru picked up (Name) carrying him down the stairs.
“Babe! Suguru! Where are you going?”
Suguru grab his and (Name)’s shoes, “I'm taking (Name) to dinner to make up for earlier, I expect an apology from everyone when I get back”
“....do you want me to get a new TV”
Suguru stopped and pondered, "Actually, see this as a punishment, y'all broke it, no more TV”.
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Okay, so my fucking girlfriend and I were lying in bed, and she had her hand resting on my tummy, right? She said “I love you” and I said “Oh, I love you too, babe🥰” and she said “Oh, no, I was talking to your belly..” and NOW MY BRAIN HAS SHORT CIRCUITED😰😳🤯😳🤯 She’s not even a feedist, she’s just fuckinh with me 😩😤🥵😳😳😳
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revoking kirishimas pussy privileges cuz he was annoying :P (first part)
warnings: smut, unprotected sex, so much dirty talk (just oh my god too much), jealousy, possessiveness, all that good shit
His incessant begging, surprisingly, wasn’t getting old.
his constant whining is music to your ears, as he gets progressively hornier.
“babe please, i said i’m sorry!”
“I bet you are”
“Babe! please! i’m gonna die!”
“You don’t have a hand?”
“babe :(“
You have NEVER seen him this horny. His sex drive is incredibly high, you guys normally have sex basically every day, so this is ROUGH for the lad.
You could do anything and hes up.
hes going insane, he’ll do anything to get your attention, try and persuade you to break your vow of this fortnight of celibacy.
he’ll wait for you to finish washing up before going to sleep on your bed, tugging at his hard, painfully hard cock.
Kiri makes the prettiest noises, he knows how much you like them, so he speeds up at he hears your footsteps down the hall, excited for you to walk in and see him in this state for you.
You walk in on him furiously fucking up into his big fist, bed creaking and big balls slapping against his hand. the tip leaks precum and it’s bright pink, obviously, achingly, painfully hard.
he’ll turn his head and look at you, smirking through half open eyes, mind mostly on task, if not a little muddled. his cheeks are flushed, mouth slightly open. then he’ll pant something nearly incoherent to you,
“hey, uhhhhhggg fuck, don’t you wanna, don’t you wanna help me baby? Don’t you wanna help me with your tight little pussy? Said i was- fuck! said i was sorry. you must be missing this too. Come on, come on just, hhnng let me make you fuckinh scream.”
While you do appreciate the sentiment, and while you do get wet at the sight of your dreamy boyfriend fucking his fist because you did this to him, you still don’t let up.
“Do the crime pay the time Eiji, tough luck. Please, finish though.”
and u scoot down next to him, tucking urself in as he stares in disbelief. he was annoyed, but he was too close now, he couldn’t stop. so he went until he finished like you said, cumming all over your sheets with a strangled moan. it was so hard not to touch you when you were right there, he hopes it was hard for you not to touch him too.
he sees a small smile on your face, and he swears to himself that when these two weeks were up, he was going to make you pay.
if u decided to be truly evil and properly tease him, oh lord, he will literally cry.
you start rubbing his crotch during a movie, he’s thinking THANK FUCK THIS TORTURE IS OVER. but no, that’s all you do. you rub him a little bit over his sweats, press your boobs against his arm as you cuddle into his side, and then out of nowhere you stop and pretend nothing happened.
he literally felt his eyes start stinging, he was literally about to start bawling because of how bad he needed you.
“Baby...” he whimpers burying his face in your shoulder, “baby, you’re so mean.”
you laugh softly, bringing your hand up to his hair and stroking it comfortingly, as if you weren’t the cause of his distress.
“i know, i know. a few more days ok? you can do it, i believe in you,” you joked. he was not in a joking mood.
he still had a hard on the whole rest of the movie, it hardly ever went away.
when the two weeks are finally, finally over, oh boy you are in for it.
the day it ended, you hear the slam of the door as kirishima gets home from work. a little smile creeps up on your face as you keep scrolling thru ig. ur surprised he didn’t wake you up at midnight last night just to satiate himself. unless he was exaggerating, he sounds like he’s been in agony, you would have thought he would want relief. but little did you know, kirishima wanted to wait until he could really take him time with you, till he could make you beg, lord knows it took a while, stubborn girl you are.
he didn’t say hello. he just stormed into the living room were you sat, too nonchalant for his liking. he knew you liked to pretend, be all cool around him, but he knew your heart was racing, and your pussy was wet as anything.
he didn’t say anything before yanking you up by your wrist and dragging you to the bedroom. you wanted to giggle, but you also didn’t want to try kirishima.
it doesn’t take long before ur both naked and hes fingering u with his big, long fingers, making sloppy noises cuz ur so wet. ur whimpering already, all bravado gone.
most people would think you were the dominant one, but kiri knows better.
kiri knows it looks like he just trails behind you and does your bidding, but you both know you’re equals, he just likes to worship you and you like to be worshiped.
and, in being equals, kiri wants to give you what you want, what you know you you need. he knows you need him to take over, to put you in your place with a warm smile. big soft dom vibes from kiri, probably even service dom.
n e who, he’s moaning into ur mouth, all deep n desperate
“such a tease, such a fuckinh tease.”
hes palming at ur tits, fingers going so fast in you.
“u liked watching me sweat for you didn’t you? i gotta say baby, you make me a real whore. can’t help it tho, u know that.”
your crying as his fingers bully your g sport, making you writhe, but he pins ur shoulder down with his hand that isn’t knuckle deep in ur pussy.
“no baby, gotta take it, gotta take it n be my good girl, for once,” he laughs breathlessly,”but u kno i love like this, love putting you in ur place. you talk so big for such a little girl.”
you whine and he finally pulls his fingers out, watching the string of arousal that connects them to ur throbbing pussy.
he uses it to jerk his cock a few times, lubing it up for u.
he lifts your thighs up and pushes the back of them against your torso, watching in delight as u watch with a subdued desperation on ur pretty little face.
“aren’t you pretty? who knew such a pretty girl could be so evil?” he said it lovingly, warm smile on his face. you were so far gone, u just giggled quietly.
“it’s ok, i’ll just have to fuck the mean out of you. then you’ll be my sweet little girlfriend.”
he lined himself up with you, groaning when he felt your soft wet warmth against his tip.
“although, i don’t really want you too change, you’re perfect, even when you put me through hell. my perfect little angel.”
he strokes your face softly, grinning as you melted into his soft touch.
“you’re so quiet baby, it’s not like you. where’s my mean little girl?”
you hum in response, trying to get him in you as fast as possible. kiri was never one to tease or punish, so he pushes in as fast as he can without hurting you.
you let out a strangled moan, it’s been weeks since you were properly stretched out.
“ohh fuck, you’re so tight, you’re so tight, fuuck,” he whines, inching into you bit by bit until he’s balls deep inside you, your juices creaming around the base. little baby tears form in the corners of ur eyes.
“eiji, move,” you breathe.
that’s when he starts, rocking into you, easing you in
“mmmhhm, such a good little girl aren’t you, so good, you’re just a little protective. don’t worry baby, don’t even think about other girls, don’t even think about them.”
the squelch of your pussy has him pounding you harder, beginning to lose control.
“fuck, missed this wet fucking pussy, wanted to fuck you so long. you’re mean-you’re mean keeping it from me. ‘s mine anyway.”
his dick hits all the right spots in you, filling you so good, you can’t take it. the noises leaving you are music to his ears, you really can’t help it.
“yea, s mine. my pussy. you’re mine, and i’m yours. i love you. I love you baby i love you, i belong to you, you’re mine-“ he moans, bed shaking and cracking against the wall.
“Love you eiji, love you, i’m yours, you-you belong to me.”
it’s like neither of you can stop fuckinh talking, whining and moaning and sobbing.
“No one does it better, no one.”
you aren’t sure if he’s talking about you or him, but you don’t care, you just want him to keep saying nice things. you didn’t realise how badly you needed it.
you feel it creeping up on you as he continues furiously humping your little bitch cunt like wild animal.
“Eiji, eiji, i’m cumming, i’m not gonna last much longer-“
and you do cum.
and he keeps fucking you, even after your let all go on his fat dick.
he keeps fucking you as you twitch and cry and sob, never stopping talking about how he’s yours, you’re his, he belongs to you, you belong to him.
he keeps fucking you till he lets out fat spirts of cum deep in your pulsing little pussy, and even then he doesn’t stop.
he ruts into you over and over, overstimulating the both of you, but he has to keep going, he can’t let up, not even a little. he has to cum inside you again, to claim you, to prove he’s yours, that he doesn’t give his cum to anyone else, that you don’t get cum from anyone else.
your tears wet the sheets as he stuffs you full with his third round of the night, your fourth orgasm, and he finally stills.
“euh,” you squeak out, panting, ”love you eiji.”
he smiles tiredly, dick still inside you, plugging you up with his hot seed.
“love you more angel.”
he rolls you over and onto his chest while u cockwarm him, heart glowing as you rest yar head on his enormous peck, snuggling into him. he loved being your safe haven, he wanted to give you everything.
“no you don’t,” you mumbled, stifling a yawn.
“yes i do.”
“no, i love you more.”
“no way, i love you way more. i give my baby what she needs, unlike some people.”
“hush. i only did it because i love you.”
he kissed your little head and smiles.
“oh yeah?”
“yeah. i’m only jealous cuz i care.”
“mh.”
he waited for you to drift off, before pulling you tighter to him.
“i still love you more though.”
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#mha x reader#mha smut#mha fluff#mha kirishima#mha thirsts#bnha x reader#bnha smut#bnha fluff#bnha kirishima#bnha thirst#kirishima x reader#kirishima smut#kirishima fluff#kirishima thirst#daddy kirishima#kirishima plough me challenge#this is real hes mine#he only wants me the rest of u can fuck right off
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Watching movies with Issei and falling asleep and then waking up in bed the next morning and sitting there thinking "how did I got here?" not even considering the idea that Issei carried her to bed (eight this is self inserted dont come for me ok I have big thighs and a fat ass I'm not light) and just ending up brushing the thought off with "I probably walked to bed after the movie and cant remember" but it keeps happening and then after weeks voicing the question out loud not thinking of anything to Issei before the movies begin like "u know I cant remember going to bed after watching movies together it's so weird" and he looks at her and goes "u know I carry u to bed every time, right?" And then they just start laughing a bit and be like nah and Issei just gets up and throws them over his shoulder and walks to the bedroom and throws them on the bed and basically it ends in vv good sex resulting in a broken bed (◍•ᴗ•)
For the past week you’ve been waking up in your bed and you could’ve sworn that you fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie with Issei. You’re not sure how you end up in your bed, Issei wrapped around you. Figuring you must have just been so tired after the movie you forgot you walked to bed.
But after a week, it was really starting to bug you. How the hell did you keep waking up in bed?
“You know, the strangest thing has been happening to me.” You hear Issei hum from the couch as you walked out of the kitchen. “I swear I keep falling asleep on the couch, but every morning I wake up in bed. Isn’t that weird? Must’ve been so tired,”
Issei looks up from his phone, and tilts his head giving you a deadpanned look. “Seriously, y/n?”
“What? Don’t you think that’s weird?”
He sighs and closes his eyes before a smile spreads on his lips. “Babe, did it ever occur to you that maybe I was the one carrying you to bed every night?”
The look that spreads across your face has him bursting out in laughter. “Ohh,” you laugh along with him.
You looked so cute. A cute smile on your face as you laughed at your own stupidity, one of his shirts and such tiny shorts. Such tiny shorts.
He doesn’t know what washed over him but all of a sudden you looked so damn irresistible. Your legs looked soft and he just wanted to wrap them around his head. He could see your bare breasts under his shirt.
Next thing you knew you were tossed over his shoulder eliciting a squeal from you. He threw you onto the bed, “fuck you’re so hot.” He said before smothering your lips with his.
He wasted no time in throwing those tiny little shorts onto the floor and shedding himself of his own pants. Your pretty pussy covering him in your slick as he rubbed his tip on your hole and pressed the tip in. He sheathed his length deep inside you, swallowing up your whines with his mouth.
“Please, ‘sei. Please, fuck me.” He chuckles and thrusts his hips into you.
He always fucked you so mercilessly. Today was no exception, he might have even been fuckinh you harder. Wet, slick sounds and skin slapping skin filled the room as he pounded into your little hole. He always stretched you open so good. Thick and long, lips stretched around him and cervix bruised with every harsh thrusts of his hips.
He needed to fuck you harder. Needed to break you open and get deeper inside you. He throws a leg over shoulder and reaches out for the headboard, allowing him to do all that.
“It’s too much, fu-fuck!”
“You can take it, angel. You’re dripping all over me, don’t lie to daddy, you love it.” You did. You loved it so much. Loved the way your brain became clouded with overwhelming pleasure and fogged up, swirling with only thoughts of Issei’s giant cock rearranging your insides.
Your brain became so clouded with pleasure you missed the crack and dip of the bed as your body exploding into tremblingly intense pleasure, cumming hard on Issei cunt spasming sending him into his own release.
When you came back down you noticed the significant difference of position, your head hanging lower than before. Issei noticed too, removing himself from you to check the damage.
“Babe,” you hear him chuckle. “Might be time for a new bed.”
I would totally reread this but I’m too scared to😳
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tell me what’s been happening in the fandom
UM okay not much i think. you like officially left only a few days before louis’ away from home festival right?? i’ll start there 👩❤️💋👩
AWAY FROM HOME!!!!!!!! ugh the minidoc was so good. he basically just talked about like the last year since the beginning of the pandemic, how it’s affected him and his tour etc, and the planning of the festival
during the actual festival, he performed a new song change!!!!! he also said change and copy are gonna be on lt2 which yum 😋
he also said he wants it to be an annual thing and i think next years is being planned atm or maybe i dreamt that
bastard cut his hair before the festival btw 🔪 if he ever cuts his hair again i’ll cut him i’m kidding i want to do nothing but kiss him on the mouth and maybe nose
overall with louis it just seems like he’s focusing all of his energy into lt2 which ugh 👩❤️💋👩 pop that pussy babe give us the pop punk album we deserve and make it legendary
there was a pretty bad stalker problem a few weeks ago (maybe last week?? idk everyday blends together) wherein stalkers were waiting outside for him to leave the studio for like a good few days in a row and keeping him there until it was dark out and bc he’s an angel he was never like oh gotta go which. babygirl get your rest :( either it stopped being a problem or i just haven’t seen anything new idk but i think it’s okay again.
i think that’s reallt all that’s been going on w louis. just afhf and working on lt2 which right now is the best thing to do
i don’t pay very close attention to niall or liam in my everyday life but liam made a song for the movie ron’s gone wrong so he’s been doing a lot for that recently. promo and such. not too exciting
zayn has been quiet until recently 😬 i don’t know a whole lot about the situation but i know he’s not in the greatest position right now but i also feel like yolanda is in a worse position. again i don’t know much abt the sit so if i get anything wrong don’t hold it against me.
basically yolanda, gigi’s mom, told the press that she and zayn got into a fight while gigi was out of town and he ended up pushing her into a piece of furniture i believe, and obv he said he didn’t. i believe him 100%. during the fight i think he was saying things about yolanda not going near khai. i think she tried pressing harrassment charges and zayn pleaded no contest to the charges
he ended up getting hit w four charges of ???? i’m not sure w 90 days probation each, 360 total, and being fined. he and gigi broke up at some point and i think he’s in danger of losing khai :( but again i’m not 100% sure i’m saying all this from memory and scanning over a fuckinh daily mail article 🥴
there’s more in depth info here but basically it’s a mess and zayn absolutely isn’t gonna come out the other side unbruised
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🌊 anon humpday HC
It's Wednesday! Humpday hc: *out of breath* L:"Wooh, wow ok. Topping u was definitely great. Wow ok, ya gimme a minute.. how was it for u babe?" *also out of breath* K:"It, it felt really good actually. I thought it would hurt, but.. ahaha wow was I wrong." L:"Im glad I finally convinced u to let me top then" K:".. ya, im glad I tried it too. But L?" L gave him a questioning hum, K:" I don't think I'll wanna do it again. It was good.. I-I Just don't think I like how it makes me (1/?)🌊feel mentally? Like, I feel small, and idk, weird? I like the control when Im giving, but w/ this..." L:" It sounds like u went into bit of a subspace babe. Its ok, I understand that completely. Plus, I love the way u make me feel when I'm on the recieving end, so no worries ok?" And with that he gave his bf a loving kiss on the cheek. // So after that experience, they went back to their normal routine. K on top and L having the time of his L under him. He couldn't help but think (2/?)🌊back to that conversation they had had after the whole bottom K experience tho. K liked the way he felt physically.. just not mentally. And the mental part of sex is like the BIGGEST part there is!! So that's when he turns to the internet for questions. And ohhhh boyy did he find his damn answer..//Things started getting heated as usual, and after removing his last piece of clothing, L decided this was the time, L:"Babe u trust me right?" K:" Always, what is it? L:"I want u to try and (3/?)🌊bottom again-" K:"L, u know that I said I d-" L:" I know, I know! Just, hear me out ok?" K calms a bit and looks his bf in the eye w/ a small nod, L:"I.. did some research. And from what I gathered during that experience, u liked how it felt, right?" A nod, L:"Just mentally, u felt wrong?" A smaller nod, L:"Ok, ill get to it then, have u heard of power bottoming?" K:"Uhh, No?" L:"Ok, ok so its basically where, uh, u would be the top? But still on bottom?." K looked more confused, ya that (4/?)🌊made no sense L:“ Ok, so like, id be inside of u, but u’d be riding me, controling the speed, the situation, me.. everything” K:“holy… holy shit..” L:“ heh, so u wanna try?” K practically tackled him into a kiss, “ Uhm, YES? I definitely wanna try that!? Fuck babe..” and w/ that, they tried it. K obviously excited about the whole thing, and L smiling and laughing at how eager his bf was. K was dominant as hell, but still somehow melting while he rode L’s fingers during prep. When it (5/?)🌊got to K actually riding him... of god. L thinks he might have died. K held his arms above his head as he moved his hips like fucking magic. Slowly rolling them over L, then speeding it up to a quick erratic pace that had L mewling under K. If the breathless moans K made were anything to go by, he was having the time of his fuckinh life. It was hot as hell to see him like this.. and he's never seen K quite like this. It was like when he recieved the first time.. but not. Because now he (6/?)🌊was blissed out, completely and utterly shining w/ happiness and pure lust. They both probably lasted like 5 minutes, but the heck if that mattered. *out of breath* L:“ So, aha, how was that for u, cause I think I might have blacked out a little there..” *also out of breath* K:“ ohh my god. L.. fuck- I- I dont think I’ve ever felt like that in my life. It, it was like I was at my climax the entire time. Thankyou, thankyou, thank you-" (7/8)🌊his rambling was cut off by a kiss from L, :” Always~“ And that’s how Keith found out he was a power bottom (8/8)🌊 (And I would have done this not under anon, but ya know, I don't wanna be toooo horny on main lmao, cause this HC is fucking long) ***and if a part didn't send, then let me know, cause u probably either know who this is or I accidentally didn't click anon when I sent in one of the asks lmfao***
YO THE COMMUNICATION, THE TRUST, THE COMFORT, IM HERE FOR ITTTTTT
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*cups ear* what's that? its okay if I write as many descriptive essays on hawks as I want and am physically capable of?? well damn okay I mean if its what the people want damn u guys are crazy but I guess a dares a dare right @ashmoonstar sheesh lmao
dabi was super fucking pissed
he had been on the run for a solid month with nothing but a bag with some shirts and staples and his first aid kit bc sOMEBODY aka toga fuckinh himiko was accidentally followed by a hero cop and the hideout got blown up
again
for the third time
god he was getting tired of this
so understandably
he was pissed
and cold and his legs hurt and he's been running for hours cause some asshole hero caught sight of him and hes going insane from the paranoia of being most wanted number two after that end**vor thing
he's dead on his feet
its like two am and he's been running for an hour and his legs are on fuckin fire
he was chased all the way to a familiar looking part of the city
he swerved left onto the street with a neon kfc lighting it up
and shit its that ramen place with the best chicken noodles he's ever had and he's starving he hasn't had a real meal in ages and his mouth is watering and-
oh fuck
kfc + chicken noodles
he knows where he is
and he knows exactly what he'll see when he looks up at the third building
and his grin is wide and gleaming under the moonlight when he sees the lights on the hugeass bedroom window of the top floor apartment are off
he nearly drops down to the ground and sobs from the sheer relief of finding shelter after so fucking long
but he cant do that so he settles for fistpumping the air
and whispering “score” under his breath
he ducks into the alley next to the apartment
and climbs up the completely, incredibly unnecessary yet very convenient for him fire escape
considering who lived here
but well who was he to question the blessings of god
he leaps onto the balcony and walks past the plant pots and pushes aside the glass door and nearly collapses when he sees the bed is empty and the bathroom is unoccupied
he sprints to the bathroom and tears off his grimy clothes and under the shower, and letting out an actual moan at the godlike pressure of the hot water on his back
when he gets out
half an hour later
stop judging him you've done it too
he grabs a pair of sweatpants from the drawer of his shit
and throws himself on the bed on his stomach and falls asleep in seconds
an hour later
hawks flies in through the balcony after a longass day of heroing, grumpy bc dabi hasn't texted him all day
and he wonders why he didnt slam into the glass like he usually does
but well who is he to question the blessings of god
and dumbass doesn't notice dabi asleep on his bed
he gets into the bathroom and wonders why the shampoo bottle is upside down and the mirror is steamed up
he gets out of the bathroom and grabs a pair of sweats from his drawer of dabi’s clothes, wondering where his favorite pair is
decides to forego a meal and go to sleep instead
he walks across the room to his bed and he has to muffle a scream when he sees dabi lying on the bed, snoring faintly with his face mushed against the pillows
he clutches his chest and grabs the headboard to steady himself
takes a deep breath
bc I mean how would you feel
if u saw your fuckbuddy/dealer/ticket to get into the league of villains which you might actually want to join for real who you also happen to be in love with
in your bed
well
he gets over it
he calms down
and promptly shoves dabi to the side and pushes the covers away to slide next to him
who is startled awake
dabi was drifting in between awake and asleep when he feels soft hands on his shoulders pushing him roughly to the side and he groans
and an amused yet exhausted, familiar sounding voice says 'move aside babe I gotta sleep too' and he huffs and scoots
he distantly hears a sigh of relief when he shuffles over to give him space and he feels a ball of heat cuddle into his side
and in the morning
when dabi next wakes up its sometime near ten am and he is wrapped around an equally clingy mess
he blinks his eyes to adjust to the sunlight streaming in through the open balcony and the windows and looks down at his favorite person in the world with heart eyes
he vaguely recalls hawks crawling into bed with him and its seems that at some point last night he had turned around for hawks to cuddle into his bare chest, bangs tangled in his staples
he brings one of his hands up from where they are slid up hawks’ upper back and stroking where his wings are small and fluffy
and he gently untangles hawks’ hair from where the strands are stuck
and then smoothens the tousled blonde locks, combing his hair with his fingers softly
he moves his hand down to cup hawks’ jaw, pushing his head up so he can see his face, cheek pressed into the mattress and his eyes shut, eyelashes long and lovely, resting at the top of his cheeks
he kisses the top of his head and lingers for a second before he drops his hand from cradling hawks’ cheek to cup the back of his head and stroke through his hair once more and he rests his chin on hawks’ head, and gazes at his lovely wings
hawks hadn't even bothered to release all his feathers last night so he has small wings right now
dabi watches, transfixed, as the wings flutter slightly as he strokes the sensitive place they sprout from
and he feels hawks shudder on his chest as he wakes up from the feeling
dabi watches softly as hawks lifts his head up and blinks a few times then stares at dabis chest uncomprehendingly
then dabi bites back a smile as he sees hawks go through the stages of realization as he slowly rises his head to look up at dabi only to blush when he sees the look of pure adoration on dabis face
dabi laughs softly when hawks shoves his his burning face back down into dabis chest to hide and dabi laughs some more, fingers curling in the most sensitive part of hawks' wings
which just makes him blush harder and whine quietly
hawks hides for a moment longer to let out a breath
then he looks back up at dabi who's still staring softly
"hi" dabi murmers, a smile curving up his lips
'hi' whispers hawks, smiling back up at him and dabi feels his heart swell in his chest
and they stay in bed all day cuddling and nothing else the end
#dabihawks#hotwings#dabi#hawks bnha#hawks#hawks mha#hc#hcs#I will post all of my shit on ao3 sOON OK#this is for ash because they told me it would be very much appreciated if I wrote as many descriptive essays on hawks as I want#also for anon who just said they like my drabbles#here you go yeet
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best friends to lovers!lucas
request: ok ur SO FUNNY when i was reading ur hyunjin scenario i almost pissed my pants istg ur fckin hilarious !! and could you do like a best friends to lovers type trope with lucas from nct? love ur writing and please go nuts my guy <3 <3 - @nctro
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a/n: djfhgkhdj thank u sO MUCH everyone who compliments me on here makes me blush dhbfkhsbdk anywhom I actually enjoyed writing this so much mainly because I love big dumb boys and Lucas is one of those !!!! I hope u like it bby<3
warnings ?: cursing and brief mentions of underage drinking
okie doke babe
l e t s d i v e i n
let’s set the scene fellas
you’re in like the second grade right
boys are: disgusting and mean
but this is when you meet your bestie !!!!!
lucas was a new kid all the way from china and he was , the only boy you’d ever found cute
(i mean y’all have seen those baby pics oh my gOD HE WAS SO CUTE)
and when the teacher introduced him he was obviously a bubbly kid but none of the others in your class seemed to warm up to him
:((((
later when you all are at recess he keeps trying to join the boys but they won’t let him because as previously stated
THEYRE MEAN AND GROSS
he looks so so sad and lonely and you’re a Sweet Baby Girl so you go up to him and ask if he wants to play w/ u :)))
he’s so excited !!!! hooray !!!!!!!!!!
you guys play house and BAM
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER
your friendship lasts all through elementary school !!
even in fourth grade when you guys were in different classes he would come find you at recess and your moms would arrange play dates :))))
middle school was,
middle school
we don’t talk abt that
all you need to know is that it was embarrassing
and yeehaw we’ve made it thotties aLL THE WAY TO SENIOR YEAR
let’s do a brief summary of 9th-11th grade
9th grade:
lucas is taller than you but only by a little and his voice breaks every other sentence
his ears are still too big for his body :(
you are a late bloomer and still look 12 but you’re , TRYING YOUR BEST
you guys have about half of your classes together but remain really close since you eat lunch together and hang out after school too
lucas attempts to join the basketball team
he . doesn’t make it and is v upset so you have to come over and comfort your Pitiful Man Baby
he cries a little and ouchie yOUR HEART hurts
but then he’s like u never saw that THOT
and so you are forced into silence rip
10th grade:
lucas FINALLY gets his permit halfway through the year because he fuckinh forgot to do it last year and you’re TERRIFIED but it’s fine
you’re starting to look more like a female and less like a fetus congrats !!!!!
lucas has now grown to almost 6 feet tall what the FUCK BRO
he grew at least 6 inches over the summer and you don’t really notice until one day you’re like uhhh excuse me since when are you half a foot taller than me
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
and this boy LORDS his height over you
purposefully places things where you can’t reach it so he can be like
*tips fedora* m’lady , are u in need of assistance
after this you have perfected the art of pinching his arm til he screeches
also his voice has gotten sooooo so so deep
like okay darth vader CHILL OUT
with all this height though he is even clumsier than before
it’s like he forgets he’s now a giant 15 yr old
he’s always covered in scratches and bruises so you’ve taken to carrying disney princess bandaids
they’re disney princess because you thought it would embarrass him and encourage him not to get hurt but
he loves them so it didn’t work rip
he tries out for the basketball team again and genuinely makes it based on height alone
i mean the boy can barely dribble but ??? he can learn i guess
he calls you when he makes it and screams for 45 seconds straight
you don’t know wtf goin on so you’re like oh mY GOD ARE U OKAY
and he’s like yES BITCH I MADE THE TEAM
and then you scream for 45 seconds
next time you see him in person you tackle him with a hug and he lifts you up and spins you around because wow !!!!! so happy !!!!
11th grade:
ah, yes
the year of PARTYING
you always go to parties together and switch who’s dd each time
eventually more friends start coming with you so that you can both get drunk tho ayy
but for the first couple times it’s either drunk lucas half draped on you as you drag him home or sober lucas carrying your lightweight ass to the car
he’s a real one so he won’t say anything about the time you were really drunk and got separated from him so you stood on a table and screamed his name til he came and snatched you down lmao
lucas has reached full height as well so he’s like, so much bigger than you
also he’s gotten so much better at basketball and is practically the star of the team
you go to every game and cheer as loud as you can bc that’s your BOY
puberty is Complete for you and you look female and everything!!!! go off queen
lucas is now on Protective Mode since you’re really cute and a very agreeable drunk and under no circumstances will he allow you to be taken advantage of
NOT on my watch- lucas
alright we’re gonna make senior year the present timeline bc
YOLO
lucas is officially more popular than you
BUT
he actually sticks around because he’s The Best
okay also this guy just keeps getting larger
like he got all tall but THEN
he was doing basketball so much and just genuinely enjoyed doing sports in general that our boy was thicc with two(2) got damn c’s
you don’t notice that much until he gets into a habit of throwing you over his shoulder whenever you won’t pay attention to him
and it’s , unnerving how easily he does it
he’s started wearing shirts that show off his, eh hem, assets
long story short he’s hot as fuck and even you see him and you’re like DAYUM
also every female in your school is. ALL OVER HIM
it’s hard to walk next to him in the halls because people genuinely shove you out of the way to get next to him
at first you just kind of let it happen and he didn’t notice the first few times
that made u hella emo :(((((
but now he INSISTS upon holding your hand and dragging you behind him through the crowds
you highkey blush the whole time and everyone is all ArE yOu GuYs DaTiNg ?!/&:&:$
lucas is like NO.
:))))
ouchie
you start overthinking things because ??? would it really be so bad to be dating you jeez
you’re not terribly ugly or anything ???
at least you don’t think so
oh my god he thinks you’re ugly and annoying and he hates you
self hatred commence in 3,2,....... someone play the icarly theme song
you lowkey start distancing yourself and he himself is busy busy bee so
you start seeing less of each other :/
and you miss him soooo so much (this is your own doing BITCH) but it doesn’t even seem like he misses you at all wtf
he’s just having a great time w/ his basketball boy(friend)s and everyone loves him and you’ve been hashtag left behind :(
he really didn’t mean to he just !!!! has so much going on aaaa
and like in his absence you start realizing a lot of things
like how much you actually liked his cringey ass flirting
you would always smack him every time he was like “oh sorry, just got lost in ur eyes what did u say :3”
you miss his hugs because they were really rEALLY GOOD
he tucks you under his chin and squishes you or he’ll just wrap his arms around and pick you up
your feet just ???? dangle
you miss when he would show up at your house at like 11 with a bunch of shitty foreign films and force you to watch them with him
you miss when you both would fall asleep in a pile on the couch and he would wake up and carry you to bed
because he’s an angel THATS WHY
anywhom
you miss everything about him and you just are so upset that he doesn’t pay that much attention to you
it gets WORSE when you notice some other girl hanging out with him
and she’s prettier than you and apparently good enough for his attention when you aren’t and you’re just so full of
what’s the word
JEALOUSY.mp3
go listen to jealousy by monsta x
but obviously you’re not going to acknowledge that because what’s a good friends to lovers story without a hearty helping of denial
he still tries to hang out with you so you guys do see each other in class and at least a couple weekends out of the month but :(((
it’s nowhere near how close you were
it all comes to a head when one day you’re walking in the hall and it’s hella crowded
way worse than usual
and in the center of the crowd is
you guessed it :’-)
our boy yukhei
and he just asked this girl to the winter formal and she’s nodding and smiling and hugging him and he’s smiling too and you
gotta go
your eyes are already starting to water and you start skirting around the edges of the crowd to get to a bathroom
one of your other friends jeno who also plays with lucas on the team sees you and smiles and lifts his hand
but it immediately shifts into a frown when he sees your face
he reaches out to grab your wrist and asks if you’re okay and what’s wrong
you just bring your other hand up to sloppily wipe at your watery eyes and whisper that it’s nothing
the hand he’s got in his grasp has started to shake and he looks really worried so he tugs you around the corner until he doesn’t see anyone around
and he turns to look you in the eyes all Serious
“alright. spill”
and you just
BURST INTO TEARS
he panics and hesitantly puts an arm around your shoulders to pat your back
you just press your forehead into his shoulder and cry
it’s a short cry though because although we are dramatic out here we aren’t doing The Absolute Most
you pull away and wipe your eyes and take a few deep breaths before you apologize
jeno smiles sadly and pats your head and says it’s okay and that he hopes it helped
you stand there for 37 seconds exactly in silence
jenos been counting
and then you let the cat out of the bag
you adMIT FINALLY !!!!!
that you are really in love with your bff/sort of ex-bff and you’re really jealous and sad because he doesn’t even CARE about you anymore
at first jeno is quiet but then he starts laughing
and he won’t stop
and you’re like if you keep going i’m going to cry again please i’m so sensitive
and he shuts up immediately and is like o_o
but then he grips you by your shoulders and is like hEY
“guess what”
“god jeno i am really not in the mood”
“no for real guess what the fuck is up”
“what is up ???? what is up you asshole ???”
“yukhei is in love with you too”
you scoff and roll your eyes
“this is a really lame attempt to make me feel better”
“no really i’m not even lying i swear he talks about you all the time in the locker room and he literally thinks you’re an angel”
“okay but its platonic as hell like obviously we love each other after all these years but he doesn’t like ME in the way i like HIM”
“how do you know??”
“how do YOU know ?????”
“,,,,,, you got me there”
you pat his shoulder and you’re like listen i really appreciate you trying to make me feel better but it’s time for me to accept my fate
now you and lucas still text semi regularly and send each other memes and stuff
but you just, cut him off because you physically can’t move on if you interact with him at all you LOVE this boy
he def notices and texts you a few times like
y/n ??? hello? is your phone broken?
but when you stop waving back at him in the hallways and actively avoiding him he realizes you’re not talking to him
and this poor boy cannot for the life of him figure out why
he doesn’t UNDERSTAND
god he’s dumb but we still stan
he figures you want him to leave you alone so he just stares at your forlornly from afar
this just pisses you off bc like wtf nOW YOURE GONNA PAY ATTENTION TO ME ??????
a couple weeks pass and it’s time for winter formal
yay.
you’ve been dragged here by jeno who is SURE that something important is gonna happen tonight and lucas is gonna Fix Everything
yeah OKAY
SURE
you may not want to go but you wouldn’t be caught DEAD not stunting on these hoes
you show up looking absolutely SPICY
QUEEN OF WINTER
you know you had to do it to em
jeno forcefully pulls you into the doors of the gymnasium and then disappears after he threatens you with an
“i told chenle not to let you leave”
and you turn to look at chenle who is SGA and helping with the dance and he gives you an “i’m watching you” hand motion
god this is ridiculous
you sigh and go find some of your other friends
you hate to admit this but. you actually had a little fun
and then of course
a slow song was played
and the dj is all yo everyone find you a honey it’s time to slow it down for a bit
sigh
you go to walk off the dance floor or find jeno or do SOMETHING other than stand around looking awkward surrounded by couples
but someone has snatched your hand up yo wtf
it’s LUCAS
and you just look at him with confusion
“dance with me, please. just this once,,,”
and you’re like hmmm pls don’t make me do this
but he hits you with Them Puppy Dog Eyes and you’re a goner
so you let him pull you close and hold you against his chest and rest his chin on the top of your head
you lift up on your toes so you can talk in his ear
“where’s your date?”
“dancing with her girlfriend”
“um. what”
“she’s not super duper out yet so i’m being her beard for the night. it was mainly to get her parents off her back”
“oh. huh”
“plus i missed you :(((( you disappeared”
your hands tighten in the fabric of his button up bc you’re like aw FUCK
you just shake your head and rest it back on his chest and close your eyes to enjoy it while you can
as much as you want to be convinced that things can go back to the way they were now
they cANNOT because you still love him and he still just thinks of you as a friend
maybe not even a best friend anymore :(
(again,, YOUR FAULT BITCH)
his GIANT warm hands slide across your waist to press you forward by the small of your back
at this point you are pressed together basically head to toe
and you can’t tell for sure but , you think he kissed the top of your head ???
maybe you were freakin hallucinating though since you’re losing oxygen fast due to his close proximity
the song ends and you slowly stop swaying and pull apart while everyone gets back to being wild
“can we.. go talk outside”
this sentence strikes FEAR in your heart but you take his proffered hand as he leads you outside
it’s cold as hell so you’re already wound up tight and wrapping your arms around yourself to keep warm
he notices quickly and wraps his jacket around you before turning to face outward towards the road
it’s quiet other than the muffled music from inside and crickets and other night noises
he opens his mouth to say something but you just blurt out
“i like you!!!!”
and he whips around to face you and you just. keep talking
“it’s oKAY i know you don’t like me back like that and i would never be mad at you about that i didn’t distance myself from you bc of that!!!! i just had to because it was hurting me to be around you and see you be with other girls and i really wanted to move on so that we could get back to being best friends if you even wanted that i just !!! IT JUST HAPPENED OKAy i’m sO SORRY AND I ComPLetely understand if you never want to speak to me again”
and he’s just staring at you and panting
why is he out of breath he’s just been standing there
you’re getting super duper nervous because he hasn’t said aNYTHING and it’s been at least a minute
and then he just goes
“you… like .. me ???”
and you’re like ugh YES you dumbass have you even met yourself you’re so cute and sweet and such a goofy boy and you’re way too nice to me and also HOT so like. you were asking for it
and he immediately swings you into his arms and gives you a big sloppy kiss on the cheek and buries his face in your shoulder and squeals
this man. SQUEALS
and you giggle because it’s tickling your neck hey stop that
and he’s laughing that loud ass cackle of his so you’re laughing too i mean have y’all heard that shit
GOOFY AS HELL
also he’s hugging you almost just like he used to with your feet dangling off the ground
and he pulls back to set you down but then
HE GRABS YOUR FACE
AND KISSES YOU ??!/&8:$:$:92&
b i t c h
he’s so gentle and is patient when you kind of freeze at first, pulling away and pressing his lips very gently to the corner of your mouth before going Back In
and even though he’s given you NO EXPLANATION FOR THIS you kiss him back because this may be a one time only opportunity and you will NOT be wasting it
he goes very slow and sweet and right before he pulls away he presses a cute lil smooch to your bottom lip and presses his forehead against yours
“what was that for?”
“oh yeah, i forgot to tell you!! i’m in love with you”
“oh hEY me too ??!!?!&/&”
and you’re both pressed together and giggling
“hey, you wanna ditch and go get some ice cream”
“absolutely”
so he lets his date know and you text jeno
(you: bIIIIIIIITTCHHHH jeno: I KNEW IT)
and you’re off
he holds your hand the whole way there and when he parks he spRINTs around the car so he can open it for you
you each get an ice cream cone and sit next to each other at a picnic table and just talk and catch up with each other since you haven’t been talkin :/
one of your hands is laced with his and your head is leaned on his shoulder and he’s like hEY watch it this is my favorite shirt
and he flexes his arm with your head on it and you’re like god dAMN that’s a bicep
and he’s like ayy lmao arent u glad ur dating a greek demi god 🤪🤪
and you smack HIM
“i cant believe you just declared us as dating in the same sentence as calling yourself a greek demigod”
“are we ,,,, not dating”
“i mean personally, i haven’t gotten asked on a date yet. hmmmm, have you? :-)”
and he sighs dramatically before wrapping an arm around your waist and leaving a somewhat sticky kiss on your temple from the ice cream
he leans down to your ear
“hey so there’s this girl and her name is y/n and she’s so beautiful and funny and i love her so much do you think she would go on a date with me ? :3”
“hmmm well i guess so,,, she could give you a chance…..”
you hold a straight face for less than 5 seconds before you get all blushy and smiley and he squeals at you
......again
and grabs your face with his hands since he literally dEVOURED that ice cream cone
he presses a kiss to the tip of your nose and then to your lips and says against them,
“please~”
another kiss
“for me?~”
another
“cmon~”
and he goes in for another but you’re like oKAY okay i’ll date you you giant pain in my ass
and he’s like :-(((((((
(DONT BE MEAN TO THE BABY BOY)
and you’re like aw i’m sorry you’re MY giant pain in the butt
he seems pretty satisfied with that and after you finish your ice cream cone he is already at the door waiting with the door open
“if you dARE say m’lady i will walk home”
“of course ,,,,,,,,, m’lady”
“alrIGHT THATS IT”
he grabs your hand and pulls you back toward him to keep you from leaving and presses a kiss to your forehead and ruffles your hair a little
before he kindly and gently shoves you into the car
he drives home with one hand on the wheel while you mess with the fingers of his other hand because wow
that shit is amazing he’s got some big ole beautiful hands
when you arrive he walks you to your door and
this mf presses you against it and presses an absolutely SINFUL kiss onto your lips before turning around and heading back to his car
“bye, baby!! i’ll see u tmrw at school :-)))))”
and first of all: KKDKDNDKDJ
second: he called you baby it’s officially over for you bitch
you wave back blankly because what the hell just happened and then you go inside
you press yourself against the door after you close it behind you and press your hands into your warm cheeks
and woooo bOY what have you gotten yourself into
a supportive and caring boyfriend who LOVES YOU THATS WHAT !!!!!!!!
okay goodbye i really love wong yukhei xuxi lucas whatever the fuck his name is
#huehueheuhuehe#sorry its been a few days I was super busy#I love u ALL#Lucas#wong yukhei#lucas scenarios#lucas fluff#yukhei scenarios#yukhei fluff#nct scenarios#nct scenario#nct fluff#nct u#nct 2018#nct u scenarios#nct 2018 scenarios
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if y’all ever wanted to know anything about me... i tried
hm I’m bored (i say this as i should be doing geometry homework
1. read: probably the paladin prophecy, or the finisher (just books i’ve read like 500 times, idk about understanding but--) watch: the vampire diaries? (idk i watched the entire series in 7th grade wygonnad) or aquamarine movie? listen to: XYLO, LUME, more specifically Need Nothing by Verite
2. bro i have no idea who they are actually but I’ve seen like 2 fanfic writers who write exactly like me and seem to think exactly like me i love that. also a reg writer? uh probably mark frost? i aspire to write like f scott fitzgerald but it never gonna happen hun (cos i wanna major in physics not literature lmao)
3. holy fuck lets pick like 3 fandoms, aight? uh first lets go w my hero academia? tokoyami ofc? next... percy jackson bich-- nico LMAO no maybe bianca? hm HARRY POTTER -- ginny prolly although i dont want to date harry (oops) The maze runner? tommy actually ;; naruto? fucKINH ROCK LEE BABE uhhhsdfhh star wars is anakin and voltron is lance (or pidge actually) i should stop buuuut yeao ok
4. i think my name is fine but i aint gonna share it here (also kinda wish my nickname was charly though thats all im gonna say ALSO yes laurel is a faux name yes
5. human being because i do nothing. lol but yes i think that who i am as a person should be based off my actions, for it is how i act that shows other people who i am, not ‘who i am inside’ dont make fucking excuses for your actions people
6. yea i believe in 1 god and i was raised as a catholic christian but i am accepting of all religions and views
7. i mean kinda??? idk im very polish and so i eat lotta polish food (gr8 stuff right there) but im just american so yea
8. muscial artists, well bitch i only started actively listening to lots of music (aka spotify) like last year but i listened to ari grande when i was young ofc but i dont rlly feel connected to her. maybe like, adele? probably her yea
9. yes i am a visual artist (preferred medium is watercolor) i looooove singing although i suck so i just do it for fun, i played the french horn for 2 years (also suck so not really lol) um i also write for fun and im good at writing informative essays (my school is big in the english program lol) i was also in 3 plays but i dislike theatre so no. also i like clothes i am a fashion artist wow
10. tf? idk? i have like 3 mottos: “if you want something done right, do it yourself” “the answer to existence is not why we are here,
but how we affected others during our time here” “jack at all trades, master at none, better than a master at one “ “you don’t have to speak to be present” “consider how hard it is to change yourself and realize what little chance you have in trying to change others” “do the scary thing first, and get scared afterwards” “the very fact that you're actively looking for ways to become kinder, and attempting to understand your flaws and change them for the better is fair proof that you as a person, are kind.” OK YEA MAYBE I HAVE A CREED SO WHAT
11. ideal day lol art, reading, and binge watching tv in bed while eating. otherwise spending the day meditating in a forest in spring where its warm but not too warm and just not speaking the entire day
12. both. i have 3 cats and 2 dogs. love all of them dearly though i’d consider myself a human puppy vs a human kitty (im not a furry calm tf down)
13. outdoors, if you mean nature. if you just mean social activity, then indoors
14. as i said before, i like singing even though i suck, in grade school i learned the ukelele, piano, and french horn. i remember none of that now
15. influential books my ass. LETS GO: 1. into the wild (krakauer) 2. Fahrenheit 451 (cant remember author name but its fucking iconic and a classic and it made me think) 3. just gonna go an put harry potter because that shit changed my life 4. the hobbit? idk, iconic 5. i wanna read more literature-y books soon but whatever, i feel like i should say the great gatsby but honestly with writing my essay and everything i just dont give a shit anymore
16. ok i feel like if my parents werent as strict when i was younger id have less depression and be less stressed but then i would also care less about my grades and being kind and i like that about myself sooooo
17. lol this is EXACTLY me guys because its fucking anonymous as hell because i know none of you (except for like 2 mutuals but ive never met them irl but they’re cool) i dont trust my friends. or family, for that matter
18. my patronus is a wolf thanks for asking; and my power animal: symbolizes instinct, intelligence, and an appetite for freedom. embody personal power and balance between self-control and animal instincts. a guide to inspire you to live more freely
19. im a gryffindor, i took the pottermore test twice and got it both times, also, i took it doing the opposite and got slytherin, so i aint them (but i love slytherin sooo)
20. fuck are you serious? honestly hogwarts would be awesome as hell but probably middle earth because it still got the magic but it gorgeous as hell
21. yea i’d probably say i love easily since i like barely talk to my crushes and yet i think i really really like them because GODDAMN
22. school. daydreaming. eating. phone. drawing.
23. i feel like once i move out for college i’d like em a heck of a lot more, so probably like at least once a month? when i’m older? like at least once every 2 months? i love my extended fam though
24. oh fuck my friend from school and i fucking liked chinchillas when we were little, we always text each other the same thing at the same time, i always know what shes thinking and what the basis for her actions is. shes the bff that doesnt always act like it all the time
25. fuck yes
26. pansexual and PROUD but still in the closet except for the whole internet and 3 friends
27. ok honestly i feel like i dress kinda like a basic girl just more minimalistic and modest but i kinda totally want the gays to recognize me and also i fucking want those patterned polos because hell to the yes. and also i want bangs but i do sports and i feel like id look ugly because everyone says they would (waiting til college, naturally) otherwise love my freckles and real dark eyes
28. honestly, probably like a 2-3. i don’t care SO much about what people think, but i’m fucking annoyed by really dumb things super easily. i’m just really good at hiding it so no one ever knows
29. why music wtf OK: 1. need nothing - verite, 2. lover like me - off bloom 3. strapped - FOOL
30. why the FUCK all my quotes are in my creed bitch lemme search :
“growing up is giving up”
thanks for listening to my TED ED talk aaaaand i hope you know me a bit better and i hope i didn’t accidentally give away too much info and someone will come kill me ok BYE
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omg
- dan is literally just vibing babes
- hi vinder. hes very cute. i dont know waht the hell is going on but hes very cute.
-HELP. BYE DAN. BYE YAS. HELP.
- BYE EVERYONEEEEEEE HELP. IMAGINE IF THEY WERE JSUT DEAD . CHRIST.
- tardis literally what is wrong with you. fussy
-why is it so funny that all their houses are just fucking normal. like im not looking into it THAT deeply but its so fuckinh funny- HE SAYS MAM. SORRY I DIDNY REALISE THAT BUT YAAAY HI NOBODY EVER SAYS MAM OMG. - ANYWAYS it isnt that deep i jsut. i think its very funny that british housing is jsut the fucking same. no significant impact. help.
- "how am i meant to cope" literally
- GIRL DOES IT LOOK LIKE HES FROM THIS PLACE EITHER
- so the liverpool fellas from 1820s .... were necessary to be broguth in last week?
- i love thsi fucking shap
- WWTDD WHY IS THAT SO UFNNY TO ME. YOU WRITE THAT ON EVERY MORNING YAS. JESUS.
- theres still jsut something off with the dialogues sometiems. like with yas especially...... can we give her something better to work with my loves
- HER..... LOOKING THROUGH THE WHOLE MAP.... IGNORING THE BIG "SONTAR" JUST TO GO THRO\SUOISDJPD HELP WHY I
-actually the general lack of... like a lotof it. AGAIN IM REALLY NOT SOMEONE TO FUSS AND BE PEDANTIC
- this embarrassed little sontaran.
- OH ALRIGHT. so i take back the above its just general lets just have time all messed up as hell. so the sontarans havent been here since the beginning of current time BUT they have in the crimean war bless, that makes more sensw help
- LOVING THE BOOTLEG VULCAN NERVE PINCH.
- noooo not my little shapes
- th
- wait hang on a what inside
- i love streamer daan.
- no come on i do love dan . i think hes good fun. an enjoyable little time.
- right stop the wwtdd was cute at first please dont make it a thing like "THE FAM!!!" like i apologise but for this but it is a little cringe custard ....... like its making me a little embarrassed ...
- "you dont know what youre doing!" yas i feel like he kinda knwowns
- aight dan lad
- BESTIE KARVANSITAAAA YESSS HIIIII HIII MY LITTLE PUPPY
- NOW STOP IT IM OBSESSED. MANS BESTIE. DOGS WORSTIE. IM LOVING IT... i love you karvanista my lovw
- wait... is th. is that it!? IS THAT HOW THEY GET RID OF THE SONTARANS IN CRIMEA? JUST TH- well okie dokie.
- THE WAY THEY JSUT FALL OUT HELP WHY IS THAT OS FUNY
- oh christ
- okay sorry for whining. nevermind help thats the explosion there help . that rude little man .
- tardis. girl what is the MATTER. she needs aspirin.
- WET DOG.
- until scooby doo here. I LIKE THEM. IF NOTHING ELSE, I DO LIKE THEM BOTH I HAVE TO SAY. KISSES FOR KARVANISTA.
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Saturday Night Session Post:
Fuuuck guys, idk about anyone else but my god. I understand I was in a LDR and it’s different but having a girl next to you, kissing you and showing some type of affections is soo heart warming. Like I feel like someone actually cares about you and has an ideal of respect to the person they like. But yeaaah... during “Dom this Dom that Period” with my ex I hated her but after the sudden break up, and the random hookup from Connor hahah, I’m really gladtyat happened this turn of events happened.
But at first I didn’t like her at her all because the issue I had with my ex was relevant, since we always argue about her for a year but as time went on I softened up too her and I guess I started to like her.
I’ll be picking her up from her PT classes at UOI and she’ll give me a kiss, like everyday. And we’ll spend the whole day at her apartment till I have to work, and then on some days she’ll text me have a nice day with a SFW picture of herself haha, and I’ll return the favor with some text like, “ Morning babe, be safe driving okay! And you better be studying when I get home! But anyways kiss kiss in the lips babe. I’ll be home around 4pm to pick you up. 😊💕🥰 SOMETHING like that you know? And she reply within the next 5 minutes with a reply.
I’m not expecting anything in this relationship, but she is showing me everything a good relationship can offer you. A relationship where you don’t argue every fucking day. Or have someone accuse you of some fictitious bullshit that I never did yet or anything psychotic.
But I can say this, I’m in a better place now. Yeah sure she didn’t graduate yet, doesn’t have her big girl job and she’s 3-4 years younger than me. But I know I’ll have a girl who has a better personality, doesn’t have a “temperament” and won’t be mothering me around. And I know she’s not perfect but at least ik 100% that she won’t let her insecurities dig this relationship to the grave. And won’t hold anything against me for the next 4 years of my life haha. And accuse me of nonsense that I never once dreamed of
But NOO yeah if only my relationship with my ex was like that then things could of been different. So Am I questioning it? Yes I am, I could of moved mid Oct, but how my ex was, there was no hope of the relationship to survive. I warned her, gave her heads up if I move who am I going to go to when we argue? She never woke up from that reality and kept ignoring it.... so yeah we made mistakes. I liked girls pictures and I save them and she got drunk and let a guy fingered her pussy etc. but we can’t keep holding on to the past and let them dictate it. Dwelling into the past will never help you. You need to forgive the mistakes, I forgave her for getting drunk; kinda since now that I type this my ex is a fucking idiot because she’s saying she needed the attention and I’m over here lacking any type of attention for the last two years hahaha. But yeah point is you can’t keep holding on to the past. It’s gonna bring you down. I firmly believed she wasn’t mentally prepared to be in a relationship after Justin/Kip and it proves it when we first dated. Already questioning my whereabouts, disrespecting me in three months of dating etc. and she wasn’t willing to block her ex or the people that threaten the relationship???? Like I had to sacrifice my friends while you still talked to your idiotic morons.
But unlike dom, she’s already putting her commitment to this relationship. Everyday dom is texting me good morning, I didn’t have to have an argument with her for that. She’s kissing me and giving me BJ ( a really fucking good one to be honest). I don’t have to reassure her who I’m with or what I’m doing. (I mean yes I do but not like my ex which leads to random arguments) She knows the set schedule and she knows I’m anal about sudden changes since that’s how my OCD brain works. She knows I’ll be with Connor on Mondays/Sunday’s for LOTR. And she doesn’t attack any girls that I talk to because she trust me I won’t cheat on her or because she’s know I have common sense not too. Sure she has insecurities but she has them in control except when she’s on her period which I understand and have a calendar for hahah.
And the big turn on, she’s letting me follow my dreams. I don’t have anyone telling me I can’t enlist, can’t be a cop or an emt and then lie to me saying you could of done that. Or she gives me the attention/affection that I lacked, she’ll call me during my breaks and ask me how’s work and we’ll talk for a little bit. She’ll stay up till I arrive to her place even though I’ll scold her to sleep because she needs to sleep for school etc. like deadass I’ll be driving at 12am or 1 am and I’ll be at her apartment and she’ll be awake and I’ll scolding her to sleep haha. I don’t care that I’m acting like a dad but a girl needs to sleep goddamn it. Especially when she’s in school. She’s not a fucking slob and eat in her room or have a messy fucking room with clothes that started to smell like feet....
And that’s why I started to like this girl, something my ex couldn’t offer me. Don’t get me wrong here, my ex did do stuff like that but arguments had to happened, or it lasted only a year and she just stopped completely. But for her, Dom is already giving me what I lacked, she’s willingly ready to go back.
And tmi hahaha, sex isn’t boring.... sure I understand I was in a LDR but maaan as time went on nothing exciting happened. Foreplay was boring, sure fucking her was nice but ehhh. For the first time and this is TMI I’m able to fire my load inside lol. And do other stuff not the basic missionary bullshit, and it’s fun. Like don’t get me wrong, fucking my ex raw was nice but with a hairy nest and stangy smell idk. No offense hahaha. But fuckinh in the car, her coach, her kitchen omg just omg and doing other kinks is 🤩.
But yeah tmi for sure but it’s true, I may not have my degree because I had someone rejecting my dreams cough cough but I’m already fixing my life and getting it situated. Dom is full pledge with my plan and is with it, and after the break up I already knew my mistakes so long ago. Am I perfect? Fuck no, nobody in this goddamn planet is, and that’s what makes us humans.
So i have no fucking clue where the future will bring to us but as of right now. In that picture I posted, using her Fuji TX-100 camera, I have found the person who I can hold hands to and not stress everyday for a possible argument to land. I can safely say this again, I am happy. I have a girl who I can proudly show off and say she’s mine. And not because of her beauty but because I fell in love with a girl with a personality that I can fight for and love for.
Lastly,
And Lia I know you have been reading my post since Janurary, it’s a 100% hunch because I know how you are and I dated you long enough and I’m very good with judging people’s characteristics and I also know how Filipinas are and it also proves it with your sisters since they’re still stalking my IG and twitter. but once you read this, you need to leave me alone now and that includes your two sisters because I am firmed with my decisions for calling you guys out and your sisters a nut case and creeps. I have no clue what the objectives here, and idk what the fuck you guys are smoking but stalking me solves nothing. So yes, my post is my book/recollection, and if you find this offensive then SOL. You have a new life now, and I’m not in the picture anymore. I hadn’t been in your picture since 2017 when you left to NYC when you got drunk and got fingered by a random guy. And that goes for the same with me, I’m with Dom now, I slept with her numerous times now when we were friends/now dating and you can keep thinking with your delusional accusations that I liked dom since NYC but I know the truth and the truth is that I didn’t like dom till now. So as of Friday when I typed this I have officially developed feelings for her now. And also, I can proudly say, I never cheated on my delusional ex after the constant accusations from her text and her round fucking face. Lia literally go fuck yourslef and grow the fuck up, not every fucking guy is like that.
So yeah Lia We are both guilty of our wrong doings, and I’m not saying you’ll change and ik you won’t because you told me this every time people don’t change. But people do change Lia, and that’s how relationships work. It doesn’t take one to do the tango, it takes two too make it work.
It was a fun 4 years, taught me things and it make me realize how controlling you were but at the end. I had fun falling in love with you, you were my first. so I hope things go well with your tinder boy and I hope things go well with my hooter whore. Good luck with your future and don’t forget, make sure you’re not a raging cunt anymore
But I’m glad me and Dom have met, she’s a nice person and down to earth and chill. I’m already planning to move actually but we are planning to take everything slow. I wasted my four years on a girl who promised me nothing so I have to get my life straightened up. Soo right now I’m planning to get myself a Yamaha 600 Ninja R6 I believe, I have been itching to start using a motorcycle since college and now that I’m able to do so I’m going to save up and get it ready before summer. But for the past two months it’s been peaceful and quiet, no headaches no one yelling at me. No bullshit, just myself, work and Dom.
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very vague sex, swearing
fake dating to lovers with osamu but there’s no big confession, u guys just end up in a commitment relationship, no words exchanged about it, just boom! ur in love and you don’t even remember it happening
maybe it started cuz there was this manager at his restaurant that would not leave him alone, and you two were pretty tight, maybe ur his college buddy or something. u swing by and he sees the girl and he’s like “can u do me a favour”
n ur like “what is it”
“can you lay one on me” and taps his cheek and makes a kissy noise.
ur like “bro why”
and he’s like “my manager won’t hop off my dick”
so u do and she goes over does the whole “i had no idea you guys were a thing 😆😆😆 how long when did this start???”
and he, committed to the bit, pulls you in by ur waist and goes “ah, a month now, always had a thing for this one since college” and ruffles your hair lovingly. you smile and lean into him and play the part perfectly.
fast forward a couple weeks, whenever you come in (which is often, that’s ur boy!) ur all cutesy and romantic n shit, even kissed on the lips once. he smacked ur ass in front of all the staff, which earned him an earful over text after you went home.
you’ve now developed cute pet names for each other thag started off as ironic but now you can’t drop them. you call him stuff like babe, my big strong man, sweetheart (alternatively sweetfart when you guys are alone), bb (pronounced like that) and he calls you stuff like babe, angel cakes, beautiful. it started off as only in front of his colleagues, but now he’ll whiz u texts at 8 pm like “hey angel cakes, got some left over udon from the shop if ur hungry” or “babe why did you send me tik toks at 3am”
and now you don’t just huddle close with other people around, when you meet for coffee he’ll kick your feet under the table and give you hand a squeeze, and when you two have paid and left he’ll walk you back to your car with his arm around your waist. and before you hop into your car, you give him a tight hug and a peck on the lips.
fast forward a couple months now, it’s the staff christmas party, obviously hes gonna bring his girl!!! waitresses come up to u and tell you how jealous they are of you too, how they wish their bf looked at them that way, how they wish they could be that comfortable and in love with someone. you laugh and shake your head modestly, pretending like u don’t know that you two are absolutely perfect. you guys are getting real good at the charade... right?
He swings by and oh my god he is fine as hell. he’s in a fuckinh white button down that’s tight as hell on his big ass chest and shoulders, with them cute dress pants u helped him pick out for his.
you’re not looking too bad yourself. although he’s always let it be know he’s attracted to you, you look particularly cute in your little cropped sweater and that pretty little skirt. Your hair is beautiful (as usual, he’s not sure what you do it to get it so... pretty) and ur makeup makes him wanna grip your face and examine it for hours.
“Hey babe, hey guys, what are we talking about?”
wraps his big ass arm round ur shoulder n ur pussy is UNAPOLOGETICALLY pulsing.
“we were just talking about what a cute couple you two are mr.miya!”
He beams a bright calming smile and squeezes your shoulder, although before you know it his hand slipped down and gives your ass a little squeeze. the pussy pulses tenfold.
“aint we though?”
the party ends, and you’re not sure how it happens but you’re getting bent over his office desk and ploughed like a goddamn wheat field.
fucks u on the small sofa in the corner of his office, bounces u on his dick in his desk chair (his cleaner saw the stains and kept zip, hes real one), ate u out on the fuckinh kitchen counter (which is a fycking health and safety violation but hes horny and silly and it is his restaurant) (but like really?? ur bare ass was on the counter where he makes food and he has no problem?? alright), all moaning and groaning. when you guys are done, he asks if you want to stay the night at his. you take him up on that, and cuddle up close in his bed, too tired to do anything else, just watching a movie or two, you fall asleep on your sides with your back up against his chest and his arms wrapped protectively over you. and after that, you guys are literally inseparable.
It doesn’t fully set in you’re official until one day, about 7 months into the relationship, when a dude hits on you and you say
“ah, i’m sorry, i actually have a boyfriend”
the guy apologies and leaves and you’re left in utter shock, oh my god, you do have a boyfriend don’t you?
that is so weird, how did you not realise? i mean you definitely had feelings for him, and you knew he had feelings for you, and sure you fucked all the time, and yeah ok maybe you did meet his parents, but still. when did that happen?
you try to think back to when it all happened, but there was never an official thing, you guys just... got together out of no where.
When you swing by later that day, you break the shocking news to him.
“You didn’t realise we were boyfriend and girlfriend?”
his mouth is open in a look of confusion and concern.
“y/n it’s been 7 months”
“I know! it just didn’t fully sink, but we’re like, dating, you know? like actually dating, i’m committed right now. when did that happen?”
he scoffed, eyebrows still raised in judgement, and he came round the other side of the counter.
“i mean in my head, the day we got together was the day of the christmas party, that’s when we were official to me.”
He pulled you in by your waist, looking down into your face with a cocky smile.
“You think that’s just what i do with my friends?”
you rolled your eyes, suppressing the girly giggle in your throat.
“oh be quiet, i knew that we were dating, i just didn’t know, you know?”
“No.”
“Whatever. you’re my boyfriend, that’s all that matters.”
“And you’re my stupid little dumb dumb.”
“You can not be my boyfriend anymore if that’s what you want.”
He laughed and pulled you in tighter to him, smushing your cheeks against him.
“I hate you.”
he sighed, breathing your smell in.
“Love you too y/n.”
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wow I just went through my likes and I was talking about how much I like this boy and wow he turned Into a complete dickhead i couldn't snap my friends when he was bad because I wouldn't care about him then. And he hates make up and accused me of trying to be hot for other guys and staring at them the whole time which is false it's hilarious to see how it's changed and it fuckinh hurts I broke up with him but my heart keeps hurting I'm sorry for this rant how are you tho?
Oh my god babe I’m so sorry you even had to deal with that asshole!! You deserve so much better, ugh guys are so awful I’m so sorry anon. Im so fucking proud of you for breaking up with that dickhead!!! I hope you’re treating yourself right and taking care of yourself, and not letting that boy back in your life!! I’m doing good tho thanks for asking and feel free to come rant to me anytime!!!
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