@unforestalledreturn asked:
"Say..." A voice venomously purred from above. "Do you believe in ghosts? If not, it might be time to."
"Please come down from the rafters...you're dropping mud all over my desk." Honestly, whatever they saw in SOLDIERS must be something truly special. An eccentric lot if he ever knew one.
"Are you here to report?"
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*On the couch in the break room*
Sephiroth: Genesis, how close do you think we are as friends?
Genesis: I would give you my left tit if you needed one.
Sephiroth:
Genesis:
Sephiroth: Why would I need your left breast?
Genesis: Are you scared of the word tit?
Sephiroth: No.
Genesis: Than say it.
Sephiroth: I just did.
Genesis: Breast and tit are not the same thing.
Sephiroth: They both mean breasts, however the word you used is vulgar and unnecessary.
Genesis: Breasts and tits are not the same thing in the way hotdogs are not sandwiches.
Sephiroth: The longer I speak to you the more I'm convinced you were baptized in orange soda as an infant.
Genesis: I'll give you an example—you have breasts, I have tits.
Sephiroth:
Genesis:
Sephiroth: Pray tell the difference.
Genesis: Breasts are standard and unexciting. Tits are whimsical and fun.
Sephiroth: You're saying I'm standard and unexciting?
Genesis: I'm saying your tits are standard and unexciting.
Sephiroth: You just said I have breasts.
Genesis: So now you're offended that you don't have tits.
Sephiroth: Genesis we're men. Neither of us have tits.
Genesis: HAHA I MADE YOU SAY IT
*Sephiroth hits him with a couch cushion*
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Hello MCYTblr and all subtwts, I decided to make an MCYTtober prompt list for this year :D
I tried to make the prompts as generalisable as possible so hopefully many servers can feel included!
There is no wrong server for this list, so please enjoy MCYTtober :D
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i’m one of those people that wholeheartedly believes genesis is a total whore and wears slutty things all the time BUT IN CANON HE DRESSES LIKE THIS
NOT AN INCH OF SKIN IN SIGHT! LITERALLY NOT EVEN HIS HANDS HES 100% COVERED FROM THE NECK DOWN! but you know who shows more skin, and is literally technically shirtless throughout the ENTIRETY of ffvii? SEPHIROTH!
EVEN ANGEAL AND ZACK, IN THE STANDARD SOLDIER UNIFORMS, SHOW MORE SKIN THAN GENESIS! WHEN WILL WE AS A COLLECTIVE START GIVING THEM THE SLUT TREATMENT TOO?! even tseng at least shows his wrists and has those tiny cutouts in his gloves! i think genesis is literally the character that shows the absolute LEAST amount of skin in this whole series! (dont quote me on that, i could be wrong)
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Happy Holidays! And an early Happy New Year!
Wanted to finish this yesterday but didn’t have enough time so it’s a bit late lol
Its a bit messy but oh well
I love these two idiots so much
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