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loveandplanet · 3 days

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Miss Americana - Chapter 5

Now Playing: Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me?

A/N: Thanks to my moots for holding me accountable so that I finally got this done.

CWs: cursing, arguing, fist fights, mentioned abuse, sexism, inaccurate military knowledge (im a nursing major, no time to learn this shit), Evelyne is a bitch in disguise, faking death certificates, faking a funeral, lots of illegal happening here, Graves is a piece of shit, sexual harassment basically. The symbol: *, in front of sentences in italics depicts Norwegian.

Summary: Evelyne's 18th birthday brought her long set plan to life. When she becomes the legal guardian of her sisters, Evelyne enlists for the British Army. What happens when she's mistreated by an different unit? When she takes years of anger out on the bastard of solider? The General shows up, of course, to defend his golden boy.

April, 2015

"You don't get to tell me about sad,"

"Happy Birthday, Evie!"

Evelyne wakes with a start, body tense until she sees that it's only Nellian, holding a piece of paper in the air.

"Why thank you, Nel."

"Read it, you have to read it Ev!"

"Where's Claire?"

"She's with Mam, now open it Evie please!"

The older girl sighs, opening the handmade card, a silly stick figure drawing of her, Nellie, Claire, and Andrew inside. Except Andrew has been scribbled over in green crayon. Probably Claire's doing.

"Thank you, Nel, I love it."

Nellian beams at her, jumping on top of Evelyne for a hug. She sighs, pulling Nel high up on her torso so she can get up. Of course the one weekend she gets to go home is her birthday. She hears her mothers voice as she reaches the top of the steps, Marshall's booming growl following the manipulative sway of Alice.

"Go brush your teeth, I'll make you breakfast."

Nellian nods and happily skips down the hall to the one bathroom they share.

"If you wanted me dead, you should've just said."

"*I'm just saying, the last thing we need is some military snob in our home."

Alice hums, ignoring Claire trying to get her help opening a bottle of juice. Evelyne walks into the tiny kitchen, plucking the small bottle form Claires hands and opening the lid with ease, handing it back to her sister.

"*You're still here?"

Evelyne ignores the venom in her mothers tone, "I'm off until Monday,"

Alice scoffs, muttering under her breath. Marshall's eyes narrow at her, but he chooses to not make a stupid ass comment. Smart.

"*I'm going into to town today, what do you need."

"*I need my medication picked up."

"*No you don't, you still have a full bottle from last month. Nice try, though. I'll be bringing the twins to their friends house for a playdate, don't burn the house down."

Evelyne doesn't give her parents enough time to respond, ushering Claire up the steps to get ready for the day. And perhaps pack a few bags.

Evelyne's hand doesn't shake as she dials 999, her voice doesn't hesitate as she files an anonymous abuse and neglect report against her parents, she just pulls her military uniform on afterward, gathers Andrews death certificate along with the lease for her new apartment, and heads back to her house.

"Nothing makes me feel more alive,"

There are 3 police cars in her driveway when she arrives, Nellian and Claire being escorted out by a female officer, and her parents receiving a rough treatment from the officers arresting them.

"Can I help you?"

Evelyne turns around to face the officer, "yes, actually. I live here, those are my parents being arrested."

The officer sighs, rubbing his temple. "What's your name and date of birth,"

"*You bitch! You won't get away with this!"

"*Those are my girls! I didn't do anything, it was all him!"

She ignores the screeches of her parents, holding Nellian and Claire close to her body, shielding them from the wrath of Alice and Marshall. She ushers them into the policewoman's car, promising them she'd be at their new home soon.

"You have a place to take them? Are you their next of kin?"

Evelyne nods, "I am. Our older brother died last year, and our family back in Norway are too old to take care of them. I have an apartment in Manchester."

She hands the officer the folder in her backpack. He looks through it, going back to his patrol car to confirm it was real.

"Crash the party like record scratch as I scream,"

Office Brown returns, handing the folder back to Evelyne. "They'll have to go down to the station just to answer some questions since they were the minors in their care. Do you wish to go with them?"

"I'll go to my apartment, get some of their stuff there so they'll be comfortable."

She bids her goodbye, moving over to where Alice and Marshall were still screeching in resistance. Alice seethes when she sees her eldest daughter, while Marshall continues to curse in his mother tongue.

"Resisting will just gain you an extra charge, I highly suggest you start cooperating."

"You're insane!" Alice tries to turn to the officer behind her, "she's insane, can you not see! I raised her, gave her the life I never had-"

"Who's afraid of little old me?"

The cop drags her to his car, attempting to get her in the backseat. As she turns back to her father, she finds him already staring at her, eyes trained on the patch sitting on her sternum.

"*Karma's a bitch, father."

Evelyne leaves, getting back into her car. It was over. Her sisters were safe. Her parents were arrested. She won this battle.

"You should be."

September, 2017

"Corporal, this is Commander Phillip Graves, founder of Shadow Company. You and your team will be assisting him in this operation."

Evelyne shakes the older mans outstretched hand, eyes narrowing when he smiles widely at her, eyes dark.

"Nice ta meet ya, dar'in."

"Likewise, Commander."

"I like that, a pretty lady callin' me commander? Very nice."

"Is it a wonder I broke,"

Evelyne's CO laughs nervously, trying to change the subject. Of course, of fucking course, this bastard doesn't take the hint.

"You'd look great in my uniform, doll. Should join the Shadows, we'll keep ya satisfied."

"No thanks, I quite like green. Compliments my eyes."

She turns and walks away, seething when she hears the stupid fucking drawl of Graves calling after her.

"Let's hear one more joke, and then we can all laugh until I cry,"

"The Commander giving you a hard time?"

She turns to her fellow Corporal, sighing into the night air and taking the cigarette he offers.

"You could say that, hate being the only fucking woman in a 10 mile radius."

She hands it back to him, a common practice they had gotten in to while they were just cadets. The smell of smoke churns her stomach, her mind bringing memories of her father in his armchair, smoking like a chimney and beckoning her to get on his lap.

"Don't pay him any mind, else he keeps harassing ya."

Evelyne opens her mouth to respond, but the man of the hour beats her to it. She glares in his direction, lip curled up in a sneer.

"Can't help but feel like you're avoiding me, sug."

"So you can take hints, you just choose to ignore them."

"I was tame, I was gentle 'til the circus life made me mean."

"I can do a lot of things, 'specially in bed."

The wink he shoots her ignites a fire in her, but not the kind Graves wants. He learns that when her right fist connects with his stupid face, a sickening crunch filling the silence. The first thing she feels is the skin of her knuckles breaking. The first thing she smells is the copper scent of blood. The first thing she hears is Graves screaming. Someone pulls her arms behind her back, dragging her away from the injured commander.

"Don't you worry folks, we took out all her teeth,"

Evelyne's leg bounces as she sits in the metal chair in an interrogation room, awaiting an officer to come and tell her the charges against her. What she doesn't expect, is for a fucking general to walk through the door. General Herschel Shepherd sits down across from her, an older blond woman coming to stand by the wall behind him.

"I assure you know why you're here."

She nods, to which Shepherd narrows his eyes.

"You have assaulted my commander, who now needs to recover before we can finish this operation. From what I have heard, you are being charged with Aggravated Assault upon a Commanding Officer, as of now, you are dishonorably discharged from the British Army."

Evelyne bites the inside of her cheek, blood tainting her mouth. She has a feeling where this is going.

"However," Shepherd leans forward, "it would a damn shame to waste a talent like yours, Corporal."

Okay, yeah, that did not go where she thought.

"Talent, sir?"

"Graves has a concussion from a single right hook. That ain't easy to do."

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me You caged me and then you called me crazy

Evelyne's eyes widen, glancing at the woman behind him, she sees her typing away on a tablet. Her attention is brought back to the general when he begins speaking once more.

"Now, we can let that talent go to waste, or we can transfer you to the CIA, that will be decided by how you act from now on."

"What about my sisters, what happens to them if I do transfer?"

The blonde speaks up for the first time since stepping into the room, "they'll be placed in military housing near the base you're stationed at. We'll make necessary changes from there."

Evelyne nods, to which the general claps his hands together.

"Great, good to know you are capable of following orders."

"Then say they didn't do it to hurt me, but what if they did? I wanna snarl and show you just how disturbed this has made me

Evelyne tightens the laces on her boots, standing up and smoothing down her hair. The helo ramp lowers, and she holds her head up high, arms at her sides, and spine straight. There's a line of people standing on the tarmac, Kate Laswell among the group. There's a giant of a man standing next to her, body the size of a ram with a mop of brown hair and slight stubble on his cheeks and jaw. Another man is on Kate's right, with brown hair and the stupidest mustache Evelyne has ever seen.

"Welcome to the Special Operations Group, Evelyne Gray.

I am what I am 'cause you trained me So who's afraid of me?

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goose-dollies · 17 days

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Bella Ciao

Now Playing: So High School

Word Count: 1.2k+

Pairing: F! Dolly Kylie Marcie Rossie-Brown x Moot! Dolly Lucas Fox

A/N: I blame the mojitos and Kea. @ikea-dollies & @going-to-ikea-for-the-fries

CWs: AGELESS, MINORS, DNI, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED, Fluff/Smut, Kylie is in love, cuddling, shameless smut, Lucas’s pale ass (literally), balcony sex, piv sex, vaginal fingering, oral sex (f), hair pulling, darcyphillia, slight legal age gap (6 years), sloppy style making out, multiple orgasms, exhibitionism, talk of pregnancy.

I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONTENT YOU CONSUME, YOU ARE.

The crashing of beach waves was the first sound Kylie woke up to. She then felt the warmth of the body behind her, the arm around her waist, and the breathing of her Lucas. The air in Naples was slightly humid, so they relied on a thin hotel sheet and each other for warmth rather than a blanket. She sees the orange of the sun rising reflect upon Lucas's pale skin, she shifts in his arms and brings a hand up to his cheek, light touching his skin as to not disturb his peace. Much to her dismay, his light lashes flutter, and she is met with his green eyes. Lucas grins at her, pulling her closer to him.

"And in the blink of a crinkling eye,"

"Knew I looked good, but do ya have to stare all the time?"

Kylie snorts, wrapping her arms around his neck, their bare chests pressed together.

"I much prefer the ocean, maybe we can go today? Get some lunch at that cafe?"

Lucas grumbles, pushing his face into the crook of her neck, "Five more minutes,"

"I'm tryin' to stifle my sighs,"

Sometimes, just sometimes, Kylie wonders how Lucas survives England summers.

"You look ridiculous."

"You weren't saying that this morning, darling."

Kylie stares at him, under an umbrella, in a sun suit, outfit complete with a fucking sun hat. There was a white cast of sunscreen on his face from the unholy amount of the product he put on prior. Meanwhile, she was in a simple bikini fully out under the sun.

"You look worse than a fucking tourist; you're paler than before, and I didn't know that was even possible for a ginger."

Lucas glares at her for that, opening his book and turning his attention to that.

"See if this 'ginger', fucks you tonight."

Kylie fully laughs at that, sinking down into the beach chair next to him.

"'Cause I feel so high school every time I look at you."

"No one's ever had me, not like you."

Kylie leans on the balcony of their hotel room, watching the blue waves reflect off the moon and crash upon the sandy shore again and again, until Lucas comes up behind her, wrapping his arms around her. She hums when he drags the strap of her white nightgown down, trailing sloppy kisses down the side of her neck, taking advantage of her hair being up in a messy bun. She presses back against him, her ass grinding into his growing bulge. Lucas groans low in his throat, pulling her hips back into him.

"So much for not fucking me tonight,"

"Shut up, pretty girl."

Kylie smiles, turning around in his arms. Lucas stares back at her before slotting their lips together. She wraps her arms around his neck to pull him closer to her. His hands go to her waist, bunching the fabric there and pulling it up and over her head. He lets the nightgown fall to the ground; they can worry about the missing clothes in the morning, and captures Kylie's lips once more.

“Tell me 'bout the first time you saw me,”

Kylie’s heart hammers in her chest when Lucas lowers onto his knees, scraping his teeth against her stomach as he goes. She flushes as she stares down at him, his pupils blown, the black eclipsing the green. Lucas places wet, open mouthed kisses to each of her thighs before throwing her right leg over her shoulder, maintaining eye contact. Kylie's hand finds its way in his messy mop of red curls, pulling him closer to her core.

"Please, no teasing," She whispers, careful to not be too loud and disturb their neighbors.

Lucas huffs, but indulges his girl by licking a stripe through her folds, causing her to whimper and buck her hips up into his mouth.

"You knew what you wanted,"

Kylie clings to the railing behind her and moans out when Lucas drags his tongue up to her clit and sucks, bringing a hand up to her hips to stabilize her. Her hips grind against his tongue, shoving his face deeper into her cunt. One of Lucas's hands leaves her hip, going to circle her entrance, pushing into her warm walls when she whines into the air. He's able to easily add a second finger when she begs for more, pushing them in an curling in a come hither motion. Kylie spasms around him, thighs tensing and body curling inward.

She pants through the pleasure, Lucas moving her fingers consistently in and out of her, prolonging her orgasm. He doesn't stop until her body relaxes, sagging against the railing, and her delicate hand pulling him away from her core.

Lucas stands up and spins Kylie around, bending her over the railing, pulling a squeak from her throat. He drapes his chest over her back, his lips next to her ear and his stubble scratching her jaw.

“Shush, don’t want anyone to hear, do you darling?” Kylie nods, bringing her arm back to grab onto any part of him, settling on his forearm. She whimpers when she feels the fabric of his sleep pants shift, the warmth of his cock replacing it.

“And, boy, you got her,”

Kylie wiggles her hips back when Lucas runs the head between her folds, lubing his cock in her slick. He pushes his hips forward when the top catches on her entrance, her tight cunt enveloping him with warmth. Lucas admires her face, the way it contorts in pleasure and how her eyebrows scrunch, her kiss swollen lips parting in a perfect “O.” He gives her a moment to adjust, picking up the pace when she arches her back against him. Mewls and cries fall from Kylie’s lips, echoing into the night. Lucas brings his hand up to cover her mouth, his thumb resting on her cheekbone. He gently pulls her up, her spine bowing on his chest. The sounds of his pelvis meeting the plush of her ass fills the new silence. The head of his cock hammers against the nerves within her walls, her cunt gushing and her glassy eyes crossing. A well aimed thrust sends the tears of pleasure running down her flushed cheeks. Lucas guessed that the mumbles she slurs is his warning that she’s going to cum. “C’mon darling, come on my cock,”

That was all it took to send her off the edge. Kylie’s entire body jerked, her cunt clenching around his length. She pants against his hand, stray tears pooling between his fingers. Lucas lets her head rest on the railing, opting to grip onto her waist, chasing his own orgasm. Kylie whimpers from the overstimulation, her thighs shaking from holding herself up for so long. Lucas groans, pressing his chest flush with her sweaty back as he cums. They sit there for a few moments, enjoying the peace and the afterglow of their orgasms.

"It's true, swear, Scout's honor,"

After cleaning up, Lucas pulls Kylie closer to him, resting his cheek on the crown of her head. Kylie thinks back to early this morning as she lays on her Lucas's chest, about the peace she felt when she was with him, and about the positive pregnancy test currently in the en-suite trash bin, wrapped in toilet paper. Yeah, she smiles to herself, he’s the one.

"You knew what you wanted, and, boy, you got her."

Thanks to @superhero-landing for holding me accountable 🫶🏻

#oc smut #smut #female oc x male oc #moot oc #Goose's Dollies #Goose 🪿Honks #Kylie Marcie Rossi-Brown #Kylie Rossi-Brown x Lucas Fox

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tastelessleather · 1 month

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G O O S E

H O N K

🪿🪿

I dunno, it's a goose

#a goose?#a goose!#honk #art #pixel art #honk honk #pixel goose #🪿

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oneguardian15 · 6 months

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just bought myself untitled goose game (finally!) and am so so happy and very excited to play

#guard games #video games #gaming #xbox one #untitled goose game #honk!#🪿#me #my life

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narwhalplus · 1 year

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#google emoji kitchen #goose #honk #🪿

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shapard · 3 months

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Yeah I just got a idea for a scenario, if you don't want to that ok. date night with lucifer playing untitled goose game, I know it's not ducks but would still be funny 🤣

Playing the Untitled Goose Game with Lucifer🪿

Fluff, Lucifer being a boomer

Lucifer x Reader

Lucifer was working on one of his dozen duck’s creations.

He was too deep into his work that he didn’t sense you coming from behind.

You called out his name and he was startled at your sudden presence that he jumped up from his seat.

The duck flew out of his hand flying into one of many piles of little ducklings.

Dumbfounded he looked at his hands, “… My.. DUCK!”

You watched guilty as Lucifer threw himself right after it, searching for it.

After a while he came back up, “She’s gone…” He pouted, “Well, just going to make another one.” He stood back up fixing his hair and his tuxedo.

“Luci?” You called out for him, he completely forgot that you were standing there.

“Oh- OH! Hello Sweetie!” In a blink of an eye, he had you in a death grip, hugging you closely against his body.

He stepped back and gave you a wide smile. “Next time please knock, you scared the shit out of me.” He laughed nervously and looked up to you with his loving eyes.

His eyes travelled on your hands which were hiding something behind your back. “What do you have there.” He pointed at your hidden hands.

Remembering why you were here in the first place, you smirked and pulled out a game named “Untitled Goose Game”.

Lucifer looked at you confused.

“A game?” You nod furiously. “Can you please play it while I watch? Like a little date?”

After a while of being in a relationship with him you found out that he hates TV, and everything that came with it.

He had an old Tv and it barely worked. For you he made an exception and bought one of those newer Flat Tv (The newest).

When you found that game you just knew you must play it with him.

It was a game about a Goose?!

Who doesn't like Geese?

Lucifer sighed, “You know I don’t like any Tv related things. Maybe something else, for tonight?” He asked nervously, fidgeting with his tuxedo.

After minutes of Arguments, you both were sitting in couple duck pajamas on the Couch.

You two were cuddled up together and he had you in his Arms.

He didn't look impressed at all.

He agreed to play that game with you if you wear couple pajamas, he bought few weeks ago.

And you gladly accept.

You explained to him the main controls of the controller and he started to curse:

“Why is this so complicated?”

“Why doesn't it work?!”.

“You’re being so dramatic.” You said and Lucifer glared at you. “Here you can move the goose.” You moved the link stick to show him.

You danced in Victory when you saw him playing after minutes of rage.

Finally he pressed the right buttons.

With sparkling eyes, he walked around as a goose in the game he was already obsessed.

He moved the goose easily around the game and he honked at almost everything in the game.

It was so adorable.

He loved this game.

Even though he rages every time someone shoos him away.

Once he even tried to throw the controller at the human in the Tv. you managed to stop him just in time.

He was very pissed at the humans in the game screaming every second: “Let me through!”

"How dare they not let me pass?! I'm the king of Hell!" You stroked his back, calming him down. "It's just a game."

It was a simple, stupid game but he loves everything about it.

And he’s secretly thankful you bought him this game.

He squealed like a child who got a Lollipop when he discovered he could swim in the little lake.

Even when you fell asleep and woke up in the morning after you saw Lucifer still playing the game. Fighting with the urge to go to sleep.

Maybe you changed his mind about Video games and Tv with this little date night.

He finally did something else than working on his hyper fixation about ducks.

But now he started to also make rubber Gooses.

A/n: I hope this meet your expectations! I completely forgot about this game's existence💀.

💫

@i-have-no-life-charlie @sirenetheblogger

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer x reader #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #shapard #request #lucifer morningstar x reader #lucifer x reader #untitled goose game #Lucifer scenario #scenario

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horriblegoosefest · 3 months

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The goose is almost here!!! 🪿

Rummage around in those folders you haven’t opened in years, dust off the cobwebs, and bring some life back to your most abandoned works. You said you’d come back to it again one day, but the days turned to years, and – what’s that I hear?

H-O-N-K, we will finish a wip today!

H-O-N-K, write it or I won't go away!

What is the horrible goose fest?

The horrible goose fest is borne from the many cries for accountability from fandom creators and the wish that someone hound them (or honk at them) into finishing their wips. This is a partnered fest in which one partner (creator) commits to finishing a work-in-progress and one partner (goose) commits to providing dedicated accountability.

Great, how does it work?

There are no prompts in this fest. It's designed to help you finish those languishing drafts and build relationships with other folks in the fandom. You can sign up as a creator and/or a goose. If signing up as a creator, you are committing to finishing an existing work-in-progress (fic, art, podfic, translation) that is not affiliated with other current fest collections or prompts/self-prompts (wips from past fest drops are fine!) If your work-in-progress is already posted to ao3, we will ask you to hide it by adding it to a private collection for the duration of the fest; it will be revealed with everyone's works during the posting period. Creators will upload their finished works to the fest’s ao3 collection.

If you sign up as a goose, you are committing to frequent check-ins with your creator to help them finish their work in progress. This will involve ongoing discussions with your creator about their progress and deadlines. You're not expected to alpha or beta their work. Think of yourself as a particularly tenacious cheerleader. You are also committing to writing a thoughtful rec of the work upon its completion, which will be posted on tumblr.

How do I sign up?

All participants will sign up by filling out a form on airtable. You can choose your own partner to sign up with, or be paired with a partner by the mods. Participants must be 18+. Due to modly time constraints, we will be capping the number of fic sign-ups at 35. There will be no limit for art or podfic.

If signing up to be paired with a partner, sign up forms will be used to help the mods best match pairs. All HP fandom ships and characters are welcome. Creators will detail their wip plans and accountability needs. Gooses will detail their accountability style and preferred time/frequency commitment – how often and for how long can you check in, are you strict or more of a softie, what strategies and advice can you provide your creator? The form will also have a space for geese and creators to share ship preferences and squicks. We will try our best to match compatible creator/goose pairs, but as with any paired fest, you'll also need to be open, flexible, and friendly.

Can I sign up as both?

Sure! But be aware of the time commitment of both roles and be mindful of what you can realistically handle. Your partner is counting on you!

What if there are more geese than creators? Or more creators than geese?

If we have an imbalance, and you are a good fit for more than one creator/goose, you may be assigned more than one participant to work with. We will do our best to take into account your time commitment and preferences, so please let us know in the sign up if you are willing to be paired more than once! For fairness reasons, if you are a creator assigned two geese, the two geese will collaborate on a single rec of your work at the end of the fest. You are always welcome to assemble your own team of additional cheerleaders if you’d like <3

If I'm a goose, do I have to be horrible?

The title is jokey. We're not really encouraging anyone to be unkind. Think of a goose as an accountability partner. We're hearing from lots of creators that deadlines and kind but firm expectations are what really get them across the finish line. Goosing is a big job, but in the end we're all rewarded with more works to enjoy!

What if there’s an issue with my pairing?

To avoid this as much as possible, we encourage folks to sign up as an already-formed pair. Prior to matching, we will share a list of the participants who have signed up. Feel free to use this to form your own pairs. We will be running a discord to facilitate participants getting to know each other. Please remember to be kind, and if someone’s wip really catches your eye, don’t be afraid to reach out - they may be eyeing you!

That said, we know this might be stressful for some, so we are happy to pair you. If you have any concerns with regards to matching, or at any point throughout the fest, please reach out to us. Our goal is to make the fest a safe space for all participants in accordance with our expectations below.

Speaking of kindness, what are the other expectations in this fest?

We ask that participants generally abide by sals, kink-tomato, and dldr, but also, in recognition of the ways these rules have been used to silence poc voices in fandom, you may be asked to tag content beyond ao3's major trigger warnings or the fandom typical disclosure of sexual acts and violence, such as racist tropes/triggers. Refusal to tag sensitive content may result in your fic being pulled from the fest. If you have questions about what kinds of content we'll ask you to tag or want a sensitivity read for your content, please contact the mods, we really are happy to help!

There will be email check-ins throughout the fest. Make sure to add our email, [email protected], to your contacts to ensure you receive these communications. Please only reply via email, not via tumblr, discord or any other messaging service. Please send any questions about the fest to [email protected] or #mod-help channel in the fest discord (do not contact individual mods).

We will post small (optional) challenges and games to participate in during the fest to hype everyone up. These will be posted in the discord server and on tumblr, so make sure you join the server and follow @horriblegoosefest on tumblr!

Submission info:

There is no word count minimum but we do ask that you submit one fic, artwork, or podfic. Fics should be beta-read. Remember that geese are not required to beta (although they can if they'd like to). Podfics and translations must have either blanket permission or consent from the original authors to be included in the fest.

Works can be submitted in any language. There will be a space on the sign up form to let us know what language you intend to post. If our mod team is not fluent in your chosen posting language we will contact you to discuss options to help us make sure works are beta read and tagged according to fest guidelines. You may be asked to include a disclaimer that the mods are unable to guarantee comprehensive tagging.

Creators will submit works to an ao3 collection and the following header information should be emailed to the mods. Multi-chapter works will be revealed on a single posting day. As the fest deadline nears, geese will write a celebratory rec of their creator’s work, which will be posted to tumblr. We are happy to provide guidance on writing a rec if you need it.

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#horrible goose fest #horrible goose fest 2024 #harry potter #hp fests #drarry #hp wlw #hp rarepairs #harry potter fanfic #hp fic

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3cremepie3 · 4 months

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Saw you were asking for twst requests…

Can I request the dorm leaders + Rook and Floyd reaction when mc/Yuu turns into a goose? I was thinking something like mc/Yuu turned into a goose from a potion class accident, and they act like the goose from Untitled Goose Game, but cuddlier. Like they are still a little menace, but also want to be pet and cuddled. Idk just have had this idea for a while but don’t really write fics or headcannons.

If you don’t want to do this request I completely understand as it is a bit odd. I hope you have a great day/night!

P.S.

here’s a turtle for u 🐢

Would you still love me if I was a goose? 🪿

Sypnopsis - how the Twst dorm leaders + Rook and Floyd would act if Y/n became a goose.

Warnings - destruction of property, miscommunication, swan favoritism, not fully edited (I'm writing this late at night)

A/n - this was so adorable poor Twst boys having to deal with y/n lol!

Leona

Would not stop making fun of you. How could you be so stupid as to mistake that potion for your water? Now you're a goose for 24 hours. He can not stop cracking up as Crewel removes him from class. He’s given the assignment to take care of you. Animals other than beastmen aren’t normal around campus someone like Ruggie might just try to cook you up.

After he tells you this you honk in fear trailing behind him. “Let’s go to your dorm some beastmen might smell you and try to dig in,” he laughs. You bite his tail in retaliation and he slaps you with it knocking your small body on the ground. “Sorry, I didn’t realize how fragile geese are.” He picked you up by the wing to examine you.

Your hair was still the same color and despite having no human features he could still see your scowl. “Cute as always he chuckled.

Riddle

Was awe-struck as Ace and Deuce told him the story. But he was even more awestruck at your behavior. Dating him meant following the rules but your new form brought out a new you. One that terrorized anyone in the rose garden. Your behavior of biting, honking, and chasing members away caught his attention.

“What is the meaning of this behavior,” he yelled. You honked back running away from him. He followed you as you shifted through bushes to your usual hangout spot. “Oh I see you just wanted to lead me here,” he grinned.

“Even in goose form, you’re the same.”

Vil

Would come home to find his dorm room a mess. Most of his makeup was half opened and he almost died in that spot seeing his flower knows collection spattered about. “Who would do something like this,” he gasped.

He turned to see you hiding in a corner of his bed behind his weight. He picked you up by your legs dangling you upside down. You honked at him so loudly that the hair blew away from his face.

“What’s the problem spudling you keep wailing about?” You honked turning your head to his nightstand. Vil looked dropping you on his bed. “I do makeup,” he stuttered. “Oh, you want to do my makeup?”

“You still have your priorities straight even in goose form I see.”

Azul

“You’re staying in here until you can stop harassing my customers.” Azul slammed the door to his office locking you in. The mostro lounge was an absolute mess and as much as he loved your presence normally you oh were now bad for business.

Jade and Floyd had to chase you and you were an expert at hopping over tables and into customers food. Such a wide variety was in your hands you ate squid and caviar. It was yummy until they finally caught you. “You’re lucky we don’t cook you up geese meat is hard to come by,” Azul smirked.

You wailed around trying to escape his grasp but he ultimately caught you. Now you waited in his office hopping and flying off his desk. “I’m back.” He came in his office kicking off his shoes and sitting in his office chair exhausted as usual.

You honked as quietly as possible trying to get his attention before you flew into his lap. Your head settled on your body as you relaxed.

“You still want to sit in my lap even in goose form? God you helpless,” he huffed.

Kalim

Would be understanding. Animals and him just clicked he shared no blood with beastmen yet they were always friendly to him. People side-eyed the both of you running along Scarabia’s open architecture.

You played the iconic game of duck duck goose. This new form wasn’t anywhere as limiting as you thought. Your boyfriend took good care of you bringing you were ever you requested and feeding you bird food they already had on hand.

At the end of the day, you honked happily snuggling with him. “Aww was that a I love you,” he asked.

Rook

The day with him would be a content one. He kept you in his room hidden away from Vil and others that may be upset with you there. Geese aren’t exactly a form of beauty they aren’t white and pure like swan. But Rook didn’t care to him you were the most beautiful bird to grace the planet.

That's why he watched you like the huntsman he was. He noted how your mannerisms stayed the same. Your head moved although you were rolling your eyes as he whispered sweet nothings to you. And you plopped down on his chest like normal.

“I’m sure you’d be beautiful even as a frog darling. But I don’t think that can compare to this form.”

Floyd

This would be the best day of his life. He just couldn’t stay bored while dating you. Now instead of his lil Shrimpy you’re a goose. One that looked dangerously small in his large hands.

He was tasked with watching you meaning you had to go with practice and work with him. You tried your best to sit on the sidelines but people were quick to almost trample over you. So you bit their legs. Eventually, the others protested over your presence and agreed to kick you out.

You honked them out and flipped them off with your imaginary hand. “Y’all heard them,” Floyd chuckles. Obviously, he wouldn’t be able to bring you to work. That was boring anyway he had better ideas.

“How about we test your swimming skills, lil ducky?” You honked instantly trying to escape his arms.

Idia

Would be in full-on panic mode. You an animal near his thousand-dollar equipment. You could kiss that dream goodbye. Ramshackle would be your habitat. He dropped you off there saying he had a 1v1 to handle with a sweat. He rushed back quickly not noticing you wailing behind him.

Soon he was in Ignihyde preparing for his match. “Ortho prepare your applause,” he snickered. He turned to look at his doorway expecting his brother but no you were there tiny in fracture but bold enough to disturb his peace.

“Ahhh how are you even more annoying as a peaceful animal troublemaker,” he sighed.

(I had no idea what I could’ve done for malleus sorry 😶)

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wizzardclown · 3 days

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me when someone slanders flake's good name and unconventional beauty:

calling him a stinky goose or a nerd is ok (and in my eyes affectionate) but slander him and call him ugly and i will unleash the sparkly goose protection squad (which is several more actual geese plus you and me leading the charge >:3)

[for anyone coming across these shenanigans hallie nobody's slandering flake atm this is based on a discord conversation lol]

he may be a total dumbass and the stink lord of the stink orb, but if anybody tries to shittalk him for real, prepare for the wrath of the flarmy, man. 🪿👊🏻

mess with the honk, you get the fucking bonk. also, i will tell Till, and then y'all are in serious trouble. [fridge man uses flammenwerfer. flammenwerfer is very effective!]

we all know he's not perfect, nobody is. and we're also aware he doesn't exactly fit the conventional standard of "handsome", but calling him ugly is just nasty and vile. no human being is ugly. only personalities can be ugly. also, there are in fact people who like unconventional looks, strong facial features or little imperfections!

[actual footage of my clown ass expressing my feelings towards his looks]

thank you medoh my bestie for being my fellow flake lover, it's an honour to have you in the goose protection squad. 🥰💛

[yes i stumbled across imgflip again and now y'all have to suffer]

conclusively: hail the goose or die. jk, just be respectful like you are towards the other members of the band, they all deserve our love, no matter what they look like or what role in the band they play. all rammstein boys are good boys. 🥰

and if there are still people who think it's okay to bash someone else's favorite:

leave us alone and spread your negativity somewhere else, this fandom is a safe space and a home. the lyrics are "ein Weg, ein Ziel", and hate doesn't fit well with that. ✨️

#no goose abuse on my watch m'kay #flake lorenz #my beautiful mutuals 💛#wizzard's shenanigans

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loveandplanet · 5 days

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Coming Soon - May 31st

For All It’s Worth…

It’s been a long time coming…

#call of duty #goose 🪿 honks #kyle gaz garrick #oc #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare 2 #cod #cod modern warfare #cod mw2 #cod mwii #cod mw3 #modern warfare #evelyne ‘snake’ gray

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tokendoodles · 2 days

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Goose Mayhem!!! For jackaphobia's One Honk Before Midnight (📸🐦)

🎈🪿🥕

#dnd character #commissioned art #oc art #dungeons and dragons #cover art

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aprils-cute-handcrafts · 11 months

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Handmade Goose Family! 🪿🥰

I made these geese by needle felting fibre felt together!

Etsy: AprilsCuteHandcrafts

I am trying to improve on my goose making skill! I hope you find these geese just as cute an I do! This was such fun to make.

Honk! 📣🪿!

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goosewriting · 1 year

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🪿 hello! i’m goose. they/them. 28

🪶 this is my main account where i write!

🪶 please also follow @goose-nest where i reblog art, written pieces and other things i like :D

requests are: closed!

-> wanna be added to my tag list? check this form!

→ wanna read my fics on ao3? there you go!

untitled/unedited blogs will be reported and blocked on sight. if you're not a bot, please change your pfp and add a blog title!!!

tags, request rules and masterlist under the cut!

browse tags

#goose honks : mod posts, additions, just me talking

#goose feathers : finished written pieces

#goose scribbles : art by me

#goose mail : asks

#gosling gift : giftart by you!

rules for requesting

only reader inserts, no OCs or canon x canon

reader is always gender neutral

reader’s ethnicity is always unspecified (as in skin colour, cultural background, etc.)

reader with specific physical traits is okay, please specify! (e.g. height, build, hair length, etc.)

mutant/non-human readers are okay, please specify!

in general, the more specific, the better!

no smut, only platonic/romantic

no blood-related reader (where the reader is the requested character's biological sibling, parent, kid, etc). sibling-like relationship through friendship/found family is ok!

no witch/sorcerer reader or demonic themes. reader with powers (think superhero or my hero academia) is ok, please specify!

only 1-2 requests per person at a time

be nice :’)

masterlists

🐢 Rise of the TMNT

💫 Star Wars

🕷 Spiderverse (ITSV, ATSV)

🌊 Avatar (James Cameron's)

💭 Expanded Blorbo Universe (aka miscellaneous)

#pinned post #masterlist

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goldenslumbersketchbook · 9 months

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What do you think of the book only characters like Kathrine, Nightlight, ect.

Thank you for the question!

Please note these are just my personal opinions, as of August 2023.

I judged everyone on three categories: Character, Design, and Drawability.

Katherine Shalazar

My opinion on Character 8/10

Adorable and smart and curious and just a lovely girl. Her story is pure fairy tale for a modern age. I believe Katherine is the glue that keeps everyone together, I think she is also a great leader. I want to rank her higher but she does often fall into the damsel in distress trope and is saved by others. I do love that she is never afraid to speak her mind and has a big heart. A classic character who I would love to see on the big screen.

My opinion on Design 7/10

Love the yellow coat. Love her design but it is missing “goose” when she is older and claims the title of mother goose. It would be cool to see added elements like feathers or wings or something more fairytale.

My opinion on Drawability 10/10

I love drawing Katherine. Her Yellow clothing choice makes her stand out. Her hair is fun and bouncy. I like drawing her in modern clothing. She is adorable and youthful! It’s fun drawing her in dynamic poses.

Nightlight (Pre Jack Frost Era)

My opinion on Character 8/10

So adorable and full of curiosity. I love how he is mainly a silent character. I think he is a great hero who at the end of the day is just a kid with the weight of the world on his shoulders. Nightlight is such an interesting character as he is pretty much the personification of light. He is new to earth and is just trying to figure things out.

My opinion on Design 5/10

A boy made of light has armor made of sharp darkness. I’m not a fan of the armor design, I don’t think it suits his character very much... Just my opinion. It is too thin and brittle looking, he looks more like someone working for Pitch then Manny. I do like his wispy hair though. It adds to his otherworldly charm.

My opinion on Drawability 7/10

I like drawing nightlight in casual clothes he deserves to be comfy. He is a silly boy who is fun to doodle. Especially his hair. It’s fun and wispy.

Ombric Shalazar

My opinion on Character 6/10

Ombric is your typical fantasy old wise fatherly wizard. He is a mentor and a joy to have around. It would have been cooler to see more of his abilities. His appeal and downfall is that he is a bit of a mystery. Not a favorite but I respect him.

My opinion on Design 4/10

Picture a traditional fairytale wizard, old with a long beard and a pointy hat and robes. Yup. Not much to excite the imagination. I would love to see Ombric get a more unique redesign. In a world of myths breaking traditional looks. Ombric falls a bit flat.

My opinion on Drawability ?/10

Never drew him before so no opinion. Maybe I should try.

Kailash

My opinion on Character 🪿/ 🪿

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My opinion on Design 🪿/ 🪿

Honk honk honk honnnnnk honk, honk honk honk honk honk. honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk ah honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk. Honk honk honk honk honk honk honk ugh honk honk honk ugh honk ugh honk honk honk honk honk honk honk. Honk honk honk honk honk honk. Quack honk honk honk honk honk honk aaahhh honk honk honk honk!

My opinion on Drawability 🪿/ 🪿

Quack honk honk honk honk honk. Aaaaaaa honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk: honk, honk, honk, honk aaa honk. Hank Ha Ha Ha ahhh honk honk honk honk honk honk. Honky honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk! honk honk honk hank honk honk honk. Quack quack honk honk quack, honk honk honk honk ah ah ah honk honk quack honk honk ahhhh honk honk

Emily Jane Pitchiner

My opinion on Character 10/10

She is one of the most interesting characters I’ve read. I want her to have a solo book. She is so full of anguish yet must remain a neutral party to keep the balance. I love the fact that we get her whole backstory and even get to see her own hero’s journey. Often time’s characters like her are portrayed as pure evil or pure good, it’s so refreshing to see how she remains neutral in her own fathers war. I adore her and all that she stands for. A character who has grown up quickly and coldly due to isolation and loss. My heart cries for her.

My opinion on Design 8/10

I like her long and flowing hair. Her dress consists of swirls that compliment her form and are fun to doodle. I know the drawings Joyce has provided us with are in black and white, but I love to imagine her in vibrant greens with hair as dark as a stormy night. She is so grand and knows how to make an entrance and take over a room with her presence.

My opinion on Drawability 10/10

I love drawing her so much. She is beautiful.

#guardians of childhood #reply #personal #please also note it has been a few years since I read the books. I need to reread them

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