#HE SURE IS 😵

[emilynightshade89]

Was anyone going to tell me Conrad Veidt played Rasputin or was I supposed to find that out on IMDB myself?

#Rasputin #RASPUTIN 😳 #oh my god #conrad veidt #rasputin demon of women #that is the title #thats literally title omfg im aaaaahsgsjskdshagdgshsjs #HE SURE IS 😵 #its no longer brain rot he's infested it now #he's here to stay ohhh #old hollywood #silent film #shut yer face moony #RA RA RASPUTIN RUSSIAS GREATEST LOVE MACHIN-

[leonsliga]

#leon goretzka #not sure if the translation’s exactly right but #damn I could never be a professional footballer 😵 #the amount of hate they get… #fc bayern münchen #fc bayern #fc bayern munich #I love that he owns his emotions and that he's willing to admit where he's at personally

[jungwookjins]

NINE — 'tomboy' cover

[id: 7 gifs of nine from kpop group onlyoneof from his 'tomboy' cover video. in them, he performs the song, singing into a yellow microphone, wearing a jacket and pants of grey faux patent leather and a silver circular chain link necklace. the set is dominated by bright magenta, green, blue, and teal and decorated with graffiti-style painting on the walls and old tv monitors in the background. the caption reads: NINE — 'tomboy' cover /end id]

#finally finally had time to gif this one #i ran into so many minor problems giffing it too 😭😭 but finally done #the things i do for wookjin #anyways yea he's so sexy n talented <3 #also 5th gif 😵💫 #to steal a tweet again，i Will be pausing my lesbianism to propose marriage ok 👌🏼 #onlyoneof #ooo #jung wookjin #nine #ennuigif #lyonet #malegroupsnet #kpopco #kflops #also tried smth slightly more interesting for the layout this time but also im not sure if i like how half the vertical gifs ended up a;sldf

[sandiegokpop]

DJ H.ONE is literally an alter ego atp 🥀🥂

::convulsing::

#hyungwon #no but who tf is this?!?!😭😖😩😵 #he's up there sippin alchy from a champagne flute🥂 i kennnnt #omg i just wanna YELL at somebody! #WHO WANTS TO YELL W/ME BECAUSE TF IS THIS #someone in the comments on the vid said he looks so classy💀 #I'm sure mx would BEG to differ #but yeah he did look like a classy rich betch #i wasn't ready #monsta x #vid

[akkivee]

i wish hayama-san would let me live

#this is vee speaking #me: *trying to settle down and go tf to bed to wake up for posse live* just some quick scrolling 🙂 #hayamama: 😘 #me: 🤯🤯🤯🤯😭😭😭😭😭😭😳😳😳😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🤲🤲🤲🤲❤️❤️❤️❤️🫀😵😵🪦🪦🪦🪦 #wow i sure did forget that 4 hour livestream was today!!!!!!!!!!!!!! glad to know he came and slayed again for new years!!!!!!!! #i’ve been trying not to love mail hayama-san all day unprompted because it’s posse hours but now he’s given me an excuse lmao!!!!!! #now how am i supposed to sleep????????????? 😠😠😠😠 #c: seiyuu stuff

[jacob-blogs]

May or may not have given a thumbs up to a man chillin in his garage without fully realizing that he was stroking himself through his basketball shorts.

#jacob blogs #i did a triple take lemme tell you: #take 1. see an older gentleman lounging in his garage. wave and say hello. #take 2. hes watching. silently. ask if he's doing alright. no response. ask again. add a thumbs up. nothing #take 3. his hands are fidgeting. dont see phone anywhe-oh my god #I'm not entirely sure who this guy is or what his deal was #but seeing that in the wild was biiiig predator behaviour #and i fucked myself by making a fist like this 👍🏽 #and now I'm sitting here with the thought in the back of my head: #'I'm sure that guy couldn't hear me and probably assumed I was approving of his actions' #😵😵😵😵

[genshinology]

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✨ may all cyno (including candace + nilou) wanters become cyno (their) havers ✨

earth to the 3.1 livestream and the hyv x ufotable collaboration for an anime series ⁽⁠⁽⁠ଘ⁠(⁠ ⁠ˊ⁠ᵕ⁠ˋ⁠ ⁠)⁠ଓ⁠⁾⁠⁾

#☆.txt #i shouldn't look at 3.1 livestream cause FUCK HE IS SO HOT AND FOR WHAT #clowning myself the moment i heard his voice 😵 #told myself to skip 3.1 for nahida (since i'm an archon collector) but damn DO I REALLY NEED TO SPEND?!??! #...........i alr have so many dps(es) surely i can skip him.............. unless.. /j #HAH I'M CLOWNING MYSELF IN THE TAGS TOO #istg cyno might make me reliving this blog once again just for him #3.1 livestream #cyno #candace #nilou #tw: 3.1 spoilers

[udurghsigil]

NAUR NOT THE GENDER IMPOSTER SYNDROME!! Okay real talk I do feel like that a lot. I don't think I pass either and it's so much easier to justify your appearance by explaining your transness but like. I don't think you owe anybody the information that you're trans...

If you meet up and they go "omg wait you were a girl all along?!" just be like "aw man... I get that a lot but I'm a guy..." (awkward laugh) and most people just. roll with it. they just move on. and if they don't you know it's time to hit the fucking bricks on this one!!

THANK YOU... i wont say im glad someone else feels the same way bc its wack but im glad im not just like crazy... 😭 that is good to know though i keep saying i'm going to just straight up say im a guy around ppl but its intimidating when i dont wear a binder + have such a high pitched voice. maybe ill be able to get away with it. HERES HOPING

#ask #sorry i took sew long to respond i could barely think earlier 😵 #i doubt ill meet this guy anytime soon or even at all just like uh #yknow. Who knows. #he asked if i wanted to maybe help w a future project of his and a friend's so i said sure #im assuming that means ill probably talk to him later. #ANYWAYS. ill try not to worry abt it thank u 😭

[yunmew]

Jeff in that human shirt though 😭

#Well so much for finding good gifs to reblog... Jeff will definitely make an appearance here at some point though #Seriouslysomeofthestuff in those last 3 episodes though*literally covered my eyes*like I can't support this show publically anymore🫢😑😵😂 #These kids really got some good acting experience with this show though 👀 #People online literally have the nerve to praise this show for not having toxic relationships like????????? 😵😵😵 #(shouldn't call them kids were the same age 😂) #Also-I know this show went through a lot and was basically completely rewritten in no time but like imagine how incredible it #Would have been if it had had better-more thorough-writing 👀👀 #Also that slot machine video at a uni pride celebration with all those flags?? 😭 I might have to post it 😭😭 #Honestly though the craziest thing I've heard about how this show got made is the fact that the original novel is basically a fan fiction #About one of the main actors and he somehow how caught wind that it was going to be made into a TV show and he thought 'hmm! That sounds #Interesting! Let me go audition' 🤣🤣🤣 #↑ k so he actually knew the writer which got him interested in the books so he read the books and somehow that made him want to actually be #In the live action version 🤣 and then used A BUNCH of his own money to make sure the show would get made 😂😂

[kimmkitsuragi]

alright this game is literally insane it feels like never ending content to me rn

#playing bg3 #i was like surely i can finally finish act 1 today #since i can play a lots and i feel like i have little content left in this part :) #well WRONG #here have this completely new area with a huge map u idiot #at first i thought it was the beginning of act 2 sjsnnsjdhd #but then i found a door that triggers a dialogue like 'sure u ready for the road to moonrise towers pal?' lol #and it made me go 😵 what do u MEAN we're still in act 1 are u kidding meeeee #and i still have a lot to discover in this area bro seriously lmao #anyway i WONT be finishing act 1 today lmao #i just long rested with my vampire 'boyfriend' if u know what i mean 😎🧛‍♂️ #i say 'boyfriend' because that man is still literally toying with lou's feelings smh #but it's fine it's fine we're getting there #<- the least delusional vampire rouge enjoyer #'i can fix him' :D #naur that's not my view abt his character btw #just now he was working on the cursed book and i was like sure king do whatever u like ❤ #what im trying to do is more like 'haha remember love and care you idiot' #while also cheering for his crazy morally gray stuff like okay yay ❤ #but im so supportive of every companion tbh not special to him #holding them all in my hand i love u guys #what a long post. waiting for the cloud sync of the save files that's why lol

[yawansomecheekinlad]

life lesson of the day: if a friend recommends a ride at a funfair AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS

#tell me why I trusted her sm I made sure it was my first ride??? #like #they're was no seat belts 😵 #you just sat there holding on for dear life as it spinned you round and around #and I felt so I'll I ahd to go home immediately like I acc wanted to have fun and all😭😭 #at least the guy supervising us was fit #like he was a bit silly but in a charming way ig

[txmptatixn]

Pervy!roomate!miguel helping reader out of sub space after her boyfriend finished but she didn't and he left her in sub space unsatisfied 😵

cw: bad boyfriend/dominant, cheating (?), praise talk, dirty talk, miguel being a perv, miguel being a good dom

"c'mon, chiquita, i've got you."

miguel's cooing into your ear, his thick fingers rubbing circles into your messy little clit.

"don't know what you see in him, baby," he mutters against your neck. "i'd never leave my precious princesa like this, wet 'n' needy...pretty little pussy is aching for it, isn't it?"

while he was treating you so sweetly, he was burning up inside. he fucking despised your boyfriend and hated how he'd drop you the second his friends called about hanging out. if you were his girl, miguel would idolize you and only you.

he would make sure his subby princess was taken care of no matter what and then some. hell, seeing the way you were soaking his fingers with that tight, creamy pussy...

"m-miggy, miggy," come your sweet little whines and pleas as your back starts to arch in his grasp. the sounds you make cause miguel to temporarily forget about his anger towards your boyfriend. "yeah, mi princesa? it's feeling so good, isn't it? ohhh, listen to this messy cunt, dios mío...fuck, baby."

he makes sure to aim right at that soft spot inside of your wet hole that makes you squirm in his lap, chanting his name over and over before white, creaminess starts to coat his digits. he was so fucking enamored with you.

that fucking shitty person you called your boyfriend didn't deserve to have this, didn't deserve to call you his submissive, and didn't deserve to ever get inside tight, needy little cunt. no, miguel was going to make sure to get you addicted to him, your roommate that you see every day.

"anytime he leaves you like this, come to me, princesa, okay? yeah, papi's gonna take care of you every time an' make sure you cum over 'n' over no matter what you need from me...yeah, papi's got you, baby girl."

#miguel ohara x reader #miguel ohara x you #miguel ohara smut #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel ohara hcs #miguel ohara x y/n #miguel o'hara x you #miguel x reader #miguel o'hara #miguel spiderman #spiderman 2099 smut #miguel spiderverse #spiderman 2099 x reader #spiderman 2099 #✮ ── temptworks.

[boyfiejay]

Princess Treatment with Sunghoon 🎀

PAIRING : Sunghoon x hyper feminine Reader

GENRE : bullet points, sunshine x grumpy

Warning : reader wears skirts, mention of food, reader gets spoiled, hoon can't express his feelings well, kissing, a little suggestive at the end but nothing graphic

Word Count : 1.3k

Author's note : this is just me having a sunghoon brain rot...

●You two were friends for a long time before you got together. Everyone around you witnessed Sunghoon going from the cold, distant guy, to then a slightly more friendly guy to a completely lovestruck puppy

●You two getting together was inevitable tbh, you two just knew the other was the one

●Sunghoon is so whipped for you, the partner privilege is so intense

●If he sees his favourite tiramisu has a bite in it, he's all mad but if he gets to know that you ate it then he just gives the whole thing to you

●All it takes is a doe eyed look and man is folding

●Also he is always talking about you. Like everyone around him knows he has a partner, constantly rambling about anything that reminds him of you or dropping random facts about you

●It is to the point that Heeseung knew your go to order at your favourite cafe and the kind of drink you like

●Do not mention the way he just giggles and kicks his feet like a teenage girl when you do something adorable

●It doesn't even have to be anything cute, he just always finds you cute no matter what

●You just woke up? Beautiful. You are crying? Still pretty. You're dolled up all for him? Oh man...

●This man is obsessed with your skirts and knee high socks and sweaters, particularly if they are ruffled

●He is like drooling when you dress up just for him and do a little twirl

●Always insists on tying your bows and ribbons for you

●Then proceeds to tie one on his bicep and flexes it 😵 (he's so hot)

●He's such a gentleman, but one thing he loves to do is give you his jacket. It doesn't even matter if it isn't cold, or your outfit isn't short, the jacket just completes the look

●He also feels so giddy when you wear his clothes, goes through a mental crisis trying not to smother you with attention

●Fails at it, then continues to give you that whipped smile and just looking at you with so much love

●The attention makes you flustered and shy and that in turn makes him even giddier

●It's sometimes overwhelming how he looks at you with so much adoration

●But thats what makes you know that he does love you because he is not very good at words

●When anyone looks at sunghoon, let's be honest he's intimidating, tall and buff, anyone would be scared.

●But he'd be so so gentle with you, always making sure you're comfortable, holding your hand in crowds, and also giving you flowers :(

●Even his touch in general would be so gentle, he's always touching you as if you would break any second

●He's not great with pda, it makes him a bit uncomfortable to be so mushy with you with people watching.

●But behind closed doors, he's acting like your blanket, always all over you, not a single soul would believe that he's the clingy type

●Calls you cringey nicknames, but the one he likes for himself is 'hoonie' </33

●Literally if anyone else says hoonie, he's giving the nastiest side eye

●But if it's you, he's melting on the floor...

●Some might not like this one, but he's very protective over you. It's not that he doesn't believe that you can't defend yourself, but he can't help but look over you from time to time

●He never speaks up about anything, but if anyone makes you uncomfortable? Oh they're done for

●It's never a physical fight, rather a verbal one with him makes sure that person feels bad for even looking at you

●Thinks you're the cutest when you're mad or annoyed

●Bro just laughs when you are grumbling about something 😭

●Then you proceed to get mad at him and he just clings to you until you forgive him

●As obsessed he is with your clothing, he is also obsessed with buying stuff for you.

●He's always spoiling you, no matter how much you tell him to stop he still does it

●Sometimes you actually get mad and he just gives one pout or a puppy eyed stare and you forgive him. He doesn't even have to whine about spoiling you just this once

●You're just as whipped as he is...

●Sometimes he likes to give you handmade things, paper flowers, love letters, little album of your photos, bracelets and soo much more

●You have a huge box of things he's given, made it his mission to fill up that box by a set time

●He once broke your vase by mistake and then took a pottering class to make you a mini version of that vase (the bigger one kept falling apart) :(((

●Never ever raised his voice on you, like not even once. He can barely get mad at you, this man is never going to yell at you

●Even when you do fight, he tries his best to be calm and talk it out. There hasn't been a single time where he let you go to bed upset

●There are a lot of times when he's just quite and you're talking about something, at first you question whether he's listening or not but he nods along with your talking or hums at things

●It's a bit scary how he remembers stuff you just rambled so well, like you don't even like that new cafe that much but you're so in awe of how well he remembered your words

●He's extremely shy when it comes to professing his love to you, it just makes him annoyed that he can't say how much he loves you.

●What more annoying is that you never push him to say things, he doesn't like that you're so understanding about this

●That's when he started to write letters for you, he felt like he might combust with how much he feels for you. And not being able to say it out loud made it worse

●So he just writes out how he feels and puts it under your pillow, or on your desk or in your bag

●When he first wrote the letter, he insisted that you read in front of him, wanting his fears to at lower a bit

●But when you started tearing up he felt worse, he had tried to keep the letter a bit lowkey but you're tearing up from the bare minimum?

●From then on he tried to be more open about his feelings, and be more vulnerable around you. He wanted you to know that it was just you, it had always been you

●His family loves you so much, it's almost like you are the daughter

●His mom and sister love to tell embarrassing stories about him and make him suffer lmao

●'she's too good for you' his mom, apparently

●He was so shy when you two first kissed, skip to couple weeks later, hes basically devouring your lips

●Very very obsessed with kissing you, no matter what you're doing he's staring at your lips, no thoughts head empty just lips and kisses

●He has to makeout with you at least once a day, it doesn't matter if things never escalate, he just likes the feeling of you being close to him

●Practically melts if you stroke the back of his head or pull his hair

●He gets cock blocked by someone whenever you give him the green signal to continue, he once even chased Jake around because he just burst in without knocking

●He wasnt mad that he couldn't continue, rather it was because he was going to remove your shirt just before he burst in

●Very possessive about what's his but doesnt even bat an eye if you're the one asking for things

●The guys are honestly jealous about how sunghoon only laughs or smiles due to two reasons, either it's lame ass jokes or because of you

●I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA :ʼ(

#enhypen #enhypen drabbles #enhypen fanfic #enhypen fluff #enhypen imagines #enhypen x reader #enha fanfic #enha fluff #enha x reader #sunghoon x reader #park sunghoon #enhypen sunghoon #sunghoon #sunghoon fluff #sunghoon fanfiction #sunghoon fanfic #enha sunghoon #sung hoon #enhypen scenarios #enha imagines

[atsumulogy]

WHEN YOUR CO-WORKER CALLS HIMSELF YOUR “WORK HUSBAND”

synopsis: how he reacts to your co-worker calling himself your “work husband”

featuring: miya atsumu, oikawa tooru, & iwaizumi hajime. fem!reader.

content warning(s): jealousy, possessive boys, weird co-worker, suggestive at iwa’s part 😵 sorry my hands slipped lmao. also grammar mistakes … have mercy i wrote this kinda half asleep + use of wife

naia’s footnote: yk that work wife thing? yeah, that but with a twist with the hq men 🤭 jealous scenarios are my guilty pleasure LOL i wrote this when i was supposed to be doing smth actually productive 😓‼️also i got carried away w atsumu’s haha

REQUESTS ARE OPEN! rb’s & likes are appreciated

#01 — WHEN COMING AS YOUR PLUS ONE IN YOUR OFFICE’S FANCY EVENT, MIYA ATSUMU didn’t want to admit it but he kind of expected to be fawned over by your female colleagues — not that he wanted them to! It’s just … expected, seeing how absolutely hot your husband is (the expensive suit and tie and all). What he did not expect was being introduced to your … what was it? Ahh, yes, “work husband”.

The absolute audacity and sheer nerve of this bastard to call himself that in front of him, the actual husband on the documents and in your heart.

Work husband. He scoffs silently, face scrunching up in irritation, poking his cheeks with his tongue instead of making a fuss in this exclusive event where lots of important people are present. As much as he cares for obliterating this man in front of him, he cares more about you and didn’t want to cause you any issues with your workplace.

(Though, if this ugly scrub touches your arm again and joke about Atsumu being the side chick, he wasn’t so sure that he wouldn’t cause a scene.)

Besides, the 24 karat gold necklace hanging around your neck with his initials attached to the chains and the elegant ring on your finger makes it painfully clear that your self-proclaimed work husband has no chance against the Miya Atsumu.

BONUS:

Atsumu may have acted mature about the situation while in the event, but behind closed doors he was whining and grumbling about that annoyin’ scrub.

“— like I still can’t believe he had the guts to say that in front of me!” He scoffs, face scrunching up again, his mouth forming a scowl. “Work husband… tsk, i’m yer only husband! hell, i’ll be yer work husband, house husband, and every other fuckin’ husband title there is!”

Instead of informing your husband that it doesn’t work like that, you nod to every word he said every time he looks at your eyes to back him up on his rant.

“Yes baby, I know. Now why don’t we get you a trophy with all those husband titles, hm?” You jokingly offered, patting his fluffy blonde hair.

Next week a package arrived carrying a shiny gold trophy with the words “Miya Y/n’s only house husband, work husband, and everything else in between” customized on the front <3

#02 — OIKAWA TOORU SCOFFED AFTER SOME IRRELEVANT, MEDIOCRE, UGLY MAN introduced himself as your “work husband”, somewhat offended because someone dared crown themselves a self-proclaimed title as your work husband — like that bastard is even worthy enough to be breathing the same air as you!

He recognizes this man to be the man you ranted to him about that was inappropriately acting like he’s close with you and many other women of your office.

Wanting to do you and the other women of your office a favor, he decided to humble him.

“Last time I checked, there was no side piece. And if there were to be a side piece — which will never happen by the way! — my wife would pick someone better looking than you. As you can see she has great taste, since she married me and only me. But you should know that by now, hm? Our wedding was even on the news!” showing the ring on his finger, wiggling it even to show emphasis, his tone and his (threatening) smile was friendly, but you all know that it was anything but that.

Oikawa Tooru is an intimidating opponent, both in and out of the court.

#03 — NEVER IN HIS 25 YEARS OF LIVING HAS IWAIZUMI HAJIME met a more annoying and repulsive person such as the man in front of him that cockily and casually called himself as your “work husband”.

You felt his beefy arms tighten around your waist, he leans in to you closely, his hot breath heating up your ears as he asked you with low voice, however still (purposely) loud enough for the guy in front of you two to hear. “Baby, do you even know him?”

You nodded, “He’s just some guy in the finance department who’s really weird, Hajime. I don’t even remember his name. Sato? Aoki?”

The man before you deflated, his cocky stance nowhere to be seen as he scoffs defensively, “It’s Nakamura —”

“— Yeah, sure, well my wife and I have somewhere else to be now. So goodbye Ishikawa-san.” He purposely used a different name — politely even, to mock him and push his buttons.

“It’s Nakamu —”

“Bye Sato-kun!” You played along with your husband’s petty antics, waving him off before locking your arms around Hajime’s before snuggling close to him as you two walked away. The both of you bursting out laughing once you guys think the guy was far away enough to not hear you two.

“Have you seen his face! He deserved that humbling experience!” You snorted, Hajime rolling his eyes as he remembers the guy.

“Okay but who even is he really? Is he always so flirtatious with you? What even is a work husband? Last time I checked, I’m the one who gave you that new last name of yours.” He grumbled, irritated at the thought of that bastard flirting with you at work when your husband wasn’t there.

“Aw, babe, you know that you’re the only one for me.” you patted his cheeks affectionately, smiling at him while giggling.

He does. He knows it, a bit too well at times. So he sighs and he lets it go. Because he knows that at the end of the day, he’s the one you come home to, he’s the one you cling onto while watching your favorite shows, he’s the one that rests his free hand on your thighs whenever you two go for a drive.

And tonight, he’s the one that will lay you down on the bed and touch you, talk to you, and feel you in ways that only he can do.

© ATSUMULOGY. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ANY FORM OF PLAGIARISM OF ANY OF MY CONTENT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu x you #miya atsumu x reader #atsumu x reader #oikawa tooru x reader #oikawa x reader #iwaizumi hajime x reader #iwaizumi x reader #atsumu fluff #oikawa fluff #iwaizumi fluff #haikyuu drabbles #hq x reader #haikyuu!!

[kittyscarfredux]

I think it would be really cool if M|thrun still had purely physiological sensations even if he doesn't make the connection to acting on them and if you ask him a targeted question making sure to phrase it in terms of what is objectively going on in his body like "what is causing you pain" or "is your bladder full" he would just neutrally answer it

#i'm not sure if this is canonically accurate because he seems to have no idea why he collapsed from exhaustion but 😵

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙grandma & grandad | DR3 ˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: daniel ricciardo x reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au, established relationship

warnings: just fluff, dumb jokes and random made up usernames 😭 not subtle at all

summary: in which you cause chaos in the f1 'finsta' community or in which your old man jokes backfire on you!!

a/n: this is chaotic and random and hell and idk what's happening tbh but yh. Literally No plot

request!!!: reader x danny but on their like priv accounts/finstas w the other drivers where readers like making fun of danny’s grey hairs and calling him an old man but in like a nice fun way yk? and the other drivers are just enjoying the chaos maybe playing along?

my masterlist

instagram ->

yourfinsta posted a story

liked by charllec, maxxie33, and others

maxxie33 oh no not a danny/n reunion

yourfinsta you better keep quiet

maxxie33 yes ma'am

yourbff I LOVE YOUUUU

yourfinsta i love you! more🤨!!

honey3badger baby girl sweetest angel in the world

liked by yourfinsta

yourfinsta posted a story

liked by lnorizz, maxxie33, and others

charllec do you need me to call the cops y/n!!

yourfinsta no dont worry charlie 🙏 he's actually nice he's buying me dinner rn

charllec omg pulled 😂

gruss what is that‼️

yourfinsta omg george that's so mean....can you relax please?

gruss Urm

honey3badger posted a story

liked by maxxie33, gruss, and others

yourbff omg i jus lolled at this

honey3badger save me

charllec you guys need help

lnorizz she is scary...

sainzjr do you guys ever like hold hands and cuddle and stuff

honey3badger do we ever what?

pastryboy 📍 aus

liked by yourfinsta, lnorizz, and others

pastryboy we got to hang out with grandma and grandad

tagged: lily, yourfinsta, honey3badger

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yourfinsta omg delete that oscar you weird freak boy i look so trashy!!!!!!

pastryboy No

lnorizz you ARE trashy

yourfinsta when i next see you it's on sight

yourbff babygirl is not old!

yourfinsta thank you ! ! !

pastryboy perhaps ur right...

honey3badger neither am i!

yourbff keep dreaming

pastryboy no grandad

charllec isnt it time for your afternoon nap?

maxxie33 let him live in delusion guys

twitter ->

messages ->

instagram ->

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honey3badger she's gonna be mad at you

lnorizz 😐

yourfinsta i thought we agreed to not call me this.

lnorizz we did??!

yourfinsta ur so fake

lnorizz get over it😠

yourfinsta

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yourfinsta DICK PANCAKES

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honey3badger dick pancakes!!!

pastryboy dick pancakes

lnorizz dick pancakesss 🕺

sainzjr dick pancakes!!!

charllec dick pancakes.

maxxie33 dick pancakes?

gruss cock cakes

yourfinsta okay

gruss i hate you

honey3badger posted a story

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sainzjr aww you finally posted something nice

yourfinsta omg thanks babe 😵

yourbff mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.

honey3badger ????

yourbff what u want now

yourfinsta posted a story

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maxxie33 was i not invited

yourfinsta you ignored my texts.

yourfinsta COME NOW.

maxxie33 okay fine

yourbff posted a story

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sainzjr at least it looks like they actually like each other for once

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charllec let's get y/n so drunk

yourbff good idea

yourfinsta you jealous or something

honey3badger

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honey3badger my drunk gf post

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charllec how did she get so drunk

gruss it might've been when you were feeding her champagne, not sure though

charllec i think that was you

yourbff definitely was george

yourfinsta lol

lnorizz you guys are too old for this behaviour now

honey3badger you're on thin ice

yourfinsta watch your back 🔪

yourfinsta posted a story

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yourbff still hot tho

honey3badger 😍

lnorizz walk it off

yourfinsta stfu

yourusername posted a story

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yourbff on main HAHAHAH

landonorris sorry did i trigger you this much

yourusername blocked and reported for spam

user1 who is this about y/n

user2 is this about lando and oscar always calling you old

charles_leclerc i know you're not talking about me

user3 LOL ILY GRID MOTHER

danielricciardo you're telling me!

yourusername run away together?

danielricciardo YES

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