#Hazard speaks

[hazardous-holly]

Squeeeeeeeeeze!!! You've been given a hug! Send this to all the people who you think deserve a hug. (If you want to. No pressure :3) Let the hugging begin! ♥

Squeeze!!!!

#I will send all da hugs!!!! #hi :] #Hazard speaks

[minecraft-sideblog-tm]

Love that Grian has decided now is the time to use digging straight down as a mining strat, post-1.19 where it's pretty easy to dig into a huge cavern and then fall 80 blocks to the ground, or survive the fall but be surrounded by mobs, or fall onto an patch of dripstone, or fall into a MASSIVE lava lake, or land in an ancient city/deep dark biome, or-

#I can't actually think of any other deathtraps but ending with ''or-" just sounded funnier #i do understand his logic tbh like he's got a point #it's just so funny thinking of how many more hazards there are now lol #godspeed grian I believe in you anyway #grian #hermitcraft 10 #hermitcraft #lee speaks

[awesomecooperlove]

☠️☢️☣️

#CHEMTRAILS #spraying heavy metals #toxic skies #attention #danger #warning blocking the sun toxins #chemicals #health hazards #criminals crimes against humanity #depopulation agenda #poison #afinanced pollution #crimes against humanity #speaktruth #these people are evil #corruption #fight for justice #standup #speak up #truth #please share #wwg1wga

[ace-lemonade]

face of a man realising he doesn't get paid enough

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck #he is calculating his hazard pay as we speak

[beatcroc]

peppino "never tell the health inspector" spaghetti

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino] [gustavo]<- u are here [gerome] [noisette again]

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #protip: if u dont have a real joke u can just drop a buzzword instead and that will still mostly work. #...emphasis on mostly. this one is not my best but i still had to do it bc one of the later ones will reference it 😔✊ #hopefully will b more on the ball for the next one [w/ gerome] bc i have been very looking forward to that one for a Long time #anyways. #ive more or less conceded to fp having a 'dough-like' texture/consistency and while i dont know Exactly what id say hes made of #i cannot stress enough that that material is the LAST thing you'd ever want to be eating #it probably wouldn't kill you and hes not like hazardous to touch or anything but you would get very sick for a bit i think. #also if u saw my poll from a bit ago yes this is why i was thinking about that fjjghhfdjh #that said. the fact he knows fp is a liability and still lets him stay around... speaks volumes i think #pizzaposting

[thatforestprince]

the half life 1 HECU grunts are like insects to me

#hl #hl1 #half life #half life 1 #gordon freeman #HECU #Hazardous Environment Combat Unit #hlof #half life opposing force #adrian shephard #matt speaks

[g1ngerbeer]

pre-stream percy design thoughts

#id in alt text #my art #cr #cr1 #critical role #the legend of vox machina #percy de rolo #cw blood #wanting shorter hair after joining vm is because hes going to be actually interacting w people again (& being the face of the party) #so he decided he needed to look more presentable. after however long of not really caring about his appearance #or maybe someone tries to cut his hair in a prank war lol that also works #speaking of i think it'd be cute to draw someone else cutting his hair but idt he's letting anyone near him with scissors anytime soon. so #also ive never worked in a forge but i imagine its similar to woodworking in that long hair is a Hazard. ok hope this helps

[flareboi]

You should doodle your hazard he’s a cutie pie

bwaaaa. i love them

as an extra treat here’s my personal notes that i reference when i draw them

personality wise i think they’re like. a himbo that just so happens to work for an evil guy and thus does evil things. generally nice to everyone that isn’t their direct enemy (you BETTER practice proper OSHA protocol in his presence though). very blunt and very honest. they can’t speak verbally (communicate via ASL) and even then he just doesn’t say much. likes to observe conversations.

#theyre not HoH but their crew does sign while speaking in their presence as like a practice-memorizing thing #since all 3 are fairly new to it #my art #art req #ask box #ava #ava hazard #ava sign #wait injust realized. Sign #accidental pun … #bro really IS speaking sign language

[sun-marie]

"I'm sorry, my love..."

Everyone had a rough time getting through the Survivor Trial on Kazuwari, but Aloth's hands getting crushed by a boulder hit Sabina particularly hard, seeing as he's a wizard and he kinda needs those :(

#by the time SSS is over I think Sabina wonders if it was even worth it to put her crew through the hazardous island #also 100% believe she's the type of person to focus on the injuries of the ones she loves and completely ignore her own #(even if her's are worse) #it's not really her fault but she feels like it is anyway y'know? #also for a little context Sabina is speaking in vailian bc she's from Old Vailia~ #pillars of eternity #pillars of eternity deadfire #poe #poe2 #poe: deadfire #watcher of caed nua #pillars of eternity watcher #watcher sabina lancaster #aloth corfiser #aloth/watcher #watcher/aloth #aloth x watcher #my art #sun-marie art #digital art #fan art #fanart #digital illustaration #artists on tumblr #small artist

[canisalbus]

I'm not saying you should change the modern au, but I am asking you to imagine... Vasco with a motorbike and Machete hating every second of it the first time. The troupe! The opportunity for Vasco in biker leather!

I've been thinking about the possibility of Vasco having a motorbike, actually! I can imagine him looking fetching in leather. Too bad I know nothing about motorcycles.

#in fact I also briefly considered switching things up and giving the bike to twentysomething pre-Vasco era Machete #to subvert expectations a little #but I dunno it might be too much of a deviation from his overall personality #he's not quite as paranoid and fearful in modern au but he's still very cautious and motorcycling is fairly hazardous objectively speaking #and Vasco likes speed #answered #literallyeverythinglol #modern au

[somewherefornow]

JOHN CONSTANTINE + CALLING BATMAN “HANDSOME” in BATMAN: URBAN LEGENDS “Bound to Our Will”

+ BRUCE CALLING JOHN “PRETTY BOY”

#john constantine #bruce wayne #bruce x constantine #batman urban legends #is it z speaking in the last panel? she’s on the other side of the portal but it’s Batman’s arm that you see the speech bubble connecting t #honestly hazarding on that one #also funny to call a guy in a mask handsome #but it’s abt vibes or auras I guess #hellbat #*panelsandpages

[leconcombrerit]

As promised, a sketch of punk Remus sexily being a criminal on a wrecked car (that's a wrecked car you'll have to take my word for it), providing his own dramatic lighting with a bit of dynamite.

#remus sanders #sanders sides #I had fun with this #I even think it looks good enough #he's a hazard to society #and himself #and everyone really he's just a hazard #generally speaking

[klanced]

Keith walking into the holding cell greeting all the regulars by name while Lance is sobbing lamenting that his life is over and his future is ruined (they were like. Trespassing or some shit he’s going to be fine)

lance: (actively dry heaving in the corner, on the verge of a panic attack as he imagines having a permanent record)(actually what does a permanent record even look like?)(omg is he going to have to go to COURT? like in JUDGE JUDY?)

keith: remy, this is lance. lance, this is remy, she’s my favorite alcoholic :)

#voltron #klance #honestly I imagine they got caught trespassing while ghost hunting #if they’re in Texas then they will most likely get a full on misdemeanor on their record. Texas is very big on property rights. #trespassing can quickly elevate to criminal charges in texas it is actually very serious. do not trespass in texas. #meanwhile in Maine trespassing can be just an infraction & not added to your record #like sure they're teenagers so they could get their records sealed or expunged when they're 18. but like. the garrison would know. not good #sorry i just like talking about the law #speaking of which let me go on a tangent #i do think keith frequently gets charged with trespassing. at his own shack in the desert. #and so now he is Really good at juvenile law specifically because he is constantly arguing with cops #keith: this is not trespassing. my dad owned this property & he died unmarried without a will. #keith: i am literally his child and i inherited this land after his death YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR TRESPASSING ON MY OWN PROPERTY. #cop: okay well the house is all burned down it's a safety hazard #keith: I AM NOT IN THE HOUSE I AM IN THE SHACK WHICH MEETS MINIMUM SAFETY REQUIREMENTS. GET FUCKED. #cop: okay but you're out after curfew-- #keith: is this a game to you? drag me in front of that judge i DARE you. you want to take the ORPHAN to court over CURFEW? #keith: you want to arrest my parents? WHAT PARENTS? everyone in this county knows me as the son of a hero firefighter. #keith: a hero firefighter who died in the line of duty btw. in case you forgot. since i'm an ORPHAN who has no one who CARES about CURFEW. #keith: my dad is dead my mom is gone my brother disappeared in space im 0 for 3 parents-wise. drag me before a judge. make my fucking night #sometimes i answer an ask or make a post specifically so i can do my own separate thing in the tags #i just like talking about law. i'm so excited for law school u guys #keith #lance #lance: (freaking out) #keith: (relaxed because he knows a really good lawyer who specializes in juvenile law) #shitpost #ask #anonymous #otp: we are a good team

[awesomecooperlove]

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#Covid #premature death #inoculation #animals injected with deadly mRNA #food #health #dna #crimes against humanity #these people are evil #health care workers #warning #danger #food hazards #crippling the natural immune system #diseases #speaktruth #corruption #fight for justice #standup #speak up #truth #please share #wwg1wga

[luminecent-sky]

Since you asked for it

I am curious what do you think about yandere Gallagher secretly being an eldritch monster or Cognito hazard.

oh my god... i had to take a day to think about it, like it could go so many ways??

Eldritch monster is an easy alley, esp with his connection to the 'death' in Penacony, and how he's made up of aspects of other family members. And a cognito hazard is also a viable option considering how he could've blended himself in after he took aspects of people and how Penaconys memory and thought altering aspects used by the memokeepers and by sunday himself, who says it's not possible.

this may have escaped my hands...

Your mind is hazy as you sit in the Dreamjolt Holstery, the alcohol makes your thoughts stir. It's surprisingly silent today, none of the dreamjolt troupe are here to cause a ruckus. But as always a familiar face is here to listen to your musings.

"Well, looks like you had too much to drink eh, doll?" Gallagher chuckles wiping a glass as your eyes focus onto him.

"..Maybe i have." a noncommittal hum escapes your throat, The alcohol is messing with you, his face is a blur, but most of the features you can make out, that brown hair, the stubble, the scars, but it feels wrong. Were the lights always this bright? Practically searing your eyes as you try and manage your tipsy mind, lest something foolish slips out of it.

"I should probably go now... or do you think Siobhan would let me crash here?" Laughter bubbles from him as he sets down the glass,

"Eh, maybe, but the real question is if you're gonna pay your tab tonight or tomorrow?"

"I think i'll pay tomorrow, you and i both know i'll be back here anyways." You stand, rubbing away the headache as you get to your feet, The world spins for a split second before you gets your wits about, walking out of the holstery and making your way to the connecting portal in the Reveries' lobby.

It's cold, chills creep onto your skin, the empty halls doing nothing to soothe the feeling. You feel the goosebumps on your skin, unnerving your tipsy mind as you avoid the more monster-infested areas of the hotel, hoping that the maintenance staff can finish faster just so the halls can be less empty than it is now.

To think that you'd miss the loud patrons, the smooth jazz and the clacking of shoes that would usually fill the hotel...

You're snapped to sobriety as you feel eyes dig themselves onto your skin, if the cold hadn't sobered you up earlier, this certainly did. Steeling your nerves. the walk continues, peering into halls, listening for the noise of the monsters that now litter the empty Reverie hotel, the gaze never leaves you, like a predator stalking it's prey.

You know that you haven't encountered any monsters, even with the alcohol in your system spotting them would be easy, bright colors and mechanical sounds, all tell-tale signs of their presence. A flash of purple and yellow moves in your peripheral, making you jump into a panic, ducking into the door leading to the main lobby.

There's a slight shakiness to your movements now, heart thumping in your ears as you reach the connecting pathway towards Golden hour. You take a few deep breaths, steadying your nerves before you enter the portal.

Those eyes remain gazing at your back, the faint pink light disappearing before your eyes can even register it.

#writings from the cosmos: star rail #honkai star rail #yandere gallagher #yandere gallagher x reader #whooo boy this brought me out of writters block #psyzel speaks #ik it's not all eldritch horror or cognito hazard #but i like to think that when reader was drinking he was fuckin with their mind #and with how paranoid you would reasonably be in a place crawling with monsters and fucked up room logic #it would be easy for you to write off being watched #void visitor: brosch

[lovecoredeity]

as someone with many tiefling and otherwise horned ocs I have to regularly consider what the odds of their lovers being accidentally impaled during sex are like. being accidentally stabbed by your lovers horns while having sex is a very real possibility for my ocs and i think about it a lot.

#sorry this is so random but it haunts me #like for Lanturn he’s fine his horns were chopped off and he wears stained glass horn caps that he can remove right #but cashmere? sapphia? all my other tieflings??? they may accidentally impale someone #also my phone had the audacity to tell me I spelled impaled wrong and discord would not let me send this exact thought and message to my #friend #the world doesn’t want me to speak my truth and that truth is there are hazards to fucking bitches with horns and that is being jabbed #painfully by their horns!!! #my sona when I design them will also have horns can you tell I like horns? #my sona is either gonna be what I imagine changelings in my world to look like (so yes they have horns) or a demon bjd #anyways sorry for maki g this post yalls problem #debated which blog to post this to for a hot min #I’ve decided it’s going here either I’m gonna scare off the few art of followers I have or like be ignored #either or