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theaologies · 6 months

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I want to talk about Curse but I read it in four hours and I CANT

#I HAVE ONIONS #STEPHANIE #WE NEED TO TALK

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milflaszlo · 1 year

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a knives out prequel where benoit blanc is investigating a murder and hugh grant (aka phillip) is one of the suspects and he's sort of nervous around blanc which leads blanc to be suspicious so he purposefully spends more time with phillip just to suss out his behavior but at the end it turns out phillip didn't do anything he just liked blanc and was shy

here's my pitch for one of the scenes near the climax of the movie

blanc, monologuing: ... and it has not gone unnoticed, by the way - your frankly embarrassingly obvious attempts to endear me to you in order to cast suspicion off yourself! it has worked to a degree, i'll grant you, but a successful ruse is still a ruse philip, who really had not been doing anything of the sort: you... were endeared to me? blanc, slowly realizing: .... um. the

#rian i have so many ideas let me help you help me #knives out #glass onion

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nyamafriend · 1 year

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none of you are talking abt whiskey which truthfully is such a damn shame. she was introduced and i thought she was just supposed to be the dumb blonde girlfriend - arm candy. but then she ran into helen and we immediately see how badly she wants to do more, but she feels trapped to go along with what duke does in order to build her future. shes also the only person to look at helen, who she believes is andi, and say thats shes sorry, that she was fucked over and didnt deserve what happened. dont look at me and say this character wasnt fucking fantastic

#nyambles #I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT SHE WAS GONNA SUBVERT MY EXPECTATIONS #and yeah. shes not a Great person. but i love love love how complex she is even as a side character #glass onion #whiskey glass onion #knives out

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beaulesbian · 1 year

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Glass Onion spoilers ahead! - long post

These parallels in the movie are so *chef's kiss* ✨️

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what a combo these two make! ♥

#this dude got to tell them the whole monologue in the first half of the movie #and then got the taste of his own medicine #love to see it #glass onion #knives out #glass onion a knives out mystery #knives out spoilers #glass onion spoilers #mine #long post #janelle monae #daniel craig #i dont have my pc to make gifs but i needed to put these parallels together! what a movie

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thenugking · 4 months

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The Blights + Onion/Reductress headlines

#the owl house #amity blight #odalia blight #alador blight #edric blight #emira blight #onion headlines #i wanted to do a family jewels onion headlines but Sadly i have no screenshots of annalise or clarendon #due to them being Made Up By Me #might do a text based FJ version in future

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foxtsumus · 1 year

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i think there's this tendency to characterise geto as smarter than he actually is. like sure he's more outwardly mature than gojo in star plasma, but only one of them survives the events of that arc without becoming a eugenicist

#when his worldview was broken he decided that he needed to be the wrongest any jujutsu sorcerer has ever been about science and genetics #so like. I Do Not Think He Is Actually That Smart. esp given his convo w miss [REDACTED] in that arc when he was given a more viable option #which he Did Not Take. idk just smth i've been pondering as of late #vposting #and putting him on the same level of genre awareness as TOJI? girl i am just not sure #I Have Onions

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maid-of-the-golden-deer · 1 year

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an underrated glass onion detail is miles saying his mother took him to the louvre when he was six- a subtle implication about how like, he CLEARLY had money to start with. he didnt conveniently have all those connections that helped everyone early on, or that helped him start alpha with andi.

like most rich people, he started with money and gained more and more.

#glass onion #knives out #miles bron #andi DID work hard and was rewarded but the moment he felt threatened he made it clear how precarious it all was for someone like her #who actually had to earn it #i bet that if the situation reversed he had some family connections that could have helped him actually fight a court case

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merukins · 4 months

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Edgy Kieran is cool and all but I like the real Kieran better

#he can still wear his jacket in the cunty way tho #onion or original Kieran both is good #oo maybe he can just put his hair up when he’s being serious #hmm yes I like it #that’d be neat then I CAN have both #fanart #Pokémon Kieran #Pokémon Juliana #Pokémon sv #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon violet #Pokémon scarlet #chibi #mini comic

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wherestoriescomefrom · 1 year

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rian johnson took all that time, put in all that effort to make glass onion a fantastic period piece to the first four months of pandemic, a prescient narrative that anticipates the stupidity of rich billionaires, and then pulled the rug from under us because the world of benoit blanc just straight up doesn't have the mona lisa anymore

#Some geniuses in the notes are talking about how it wasn't the real mona lisa #And I'm editing my tags because tumblr is a website with minimal reading comprehension #But the POINT is that he went through all that effort to make the world canon complaint with ours #Only to DESTROY a cultural artefact real or not #Having massive political implications for the world #And that's what I was pointing out. Here and in another reblog that presumably no one will care to fish out #It's in the replies for those looking #Anyway I hope rian johnson makes ten of these without the mona lisa #Also as a side note. So many movies have ignored covid #Not this man. He's like no we'll include it. But if we divert from canon reality #We're going to destroy the mona lisa #Love that for him. Icon #hello void this is ridiculosity #knives out #glass onion

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currentlyonstandbi · 6 months

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