thinking about how canonically the pevensie siblings are 13, 12, 10, and 8 in "the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe"
thinking about how lucy needed a stool to be able to get up onto her throne, how peter's sword is a little too large for him, how susan's bow is a little too difficult for her to pull back, how edmund's shield nearly covers his entire body.
thinking about the pevensie siblings and their first few months in narnia, getting to know their new people, and half the narnians sitting there horrified because WHAT have these literal babies been through to give them such traumatized, old eyes, and the other half of the narnians are preparing to adopt them, no it doesn't matter that they're the rules, they're children who are being put in charge of too many things, and if peter looks at the old man council long enough he's going to cry, so someone needs to give him paternal support while aslan is off doing Lion Jesus Stuff™️ and whoops oreius is being nice and encouraging and now he's adopted his kings and queens they're his kids now he doesn't make the rules.
just the narnians and the pevensies being thrown into it together, and just as the pevensies will do anything to protect their new kingdom, the narnians will do anything to protect their rules, because let's be honest, these children have no sense of self-preservation, and are far too overprotective of each other and their people to take into account their own safety, so a lot of battles it's just one of the pevensie siblings running headfirst into danger with oreius running after them because his kids are feral and don't know proper royalty manners and won't threatening old kings from different countries because they're being assholes and the last time one of them tried undermining the queens susan called him a self-righteous asshole and lucy tried to stab him SOMEONE help him corral his children please
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CS Lewis is one of the very few old male authors who seems to whole heartedly get the minds of young girls. Like, all of his main female characters are distinct and likable, and they never take a backseat to the male leads in terms of story time or relevance (sometimes even overtaking them!) The best part is you can tell it’s because he had a genuine love for the children around him like his goddaughter who he wrote the first Narnia book for. If this man were alive today, I can fully see him in a pink crown and jewelry having a tea party with his goddaughter regardless of how any other man at the function scoffed
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I actually didn’t care for Boba before the Book of Boba Fett show happened. I didn’t give a fuck about him other than how iconically girlpop baby his outfit was in the comics. That was an epic pastel babygirl outfit. But you know what made me love Boba? The reason why I’m borderline obsessed with him now? He’s just a hurt child who wanted his Buir, and he collects other broken people and makes them a home and has a hatred of the spice trade from his own father’s hatred of being a spice freighter slave. He loves children even when they’re absolutely little fuckers to him, and he wants to be accepted, and welcomed into a family.
His family is strong and angry and full of outcasts that the galaxy has abused and discarded. And he adores them all so much.
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The true tragedy of shuggy is that even is those two stayed together, buggy would left the minute shanks put on those pants 💀
If those two stayed together they'd be without clothes most of the time so I don't think his pants matter much
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extreme levels of cunt being served at this funeral
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Jon gives a passing thought to his old clothes Somewhere Else
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[ID: A pencil and paper sketch of Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood walking hand in hand, while the latter holds a paper bag of groceries. Jon is wearing a large cardigan over a turtleneck, and pajama bottoms that are much too big on him. Arrows point to each of these articles of clothing, letting us know that they are all Martin's originally. Jon is looking off to the left, contemplatively, and says "Huh, I wonder where my tweed jacket went. I haven't worn it in a while." To which his spouse laughs and says sarcastically, "Gee, I wonder why that is." Jon responds "Me too." not catching Martin's sarcasm. \End ID]
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