#I love kitkat they’re my favorite

[mimiriko]

You are increasingly becoming aware that bringing the exact amount of change to the vending machine was a risk. A risk you never make because this particular machine is notorious for malfunctioning and dropping snacks.

It’s near midnight. A lone breeze brushes past and ruffles your nightwear, leaving goosebumps in its wake. You could go back to your room, but there’s a tender soreness in your legs from the days work. It’s too troublesome for the mere purpose of sweetening your mouth.

But your chocolate…

“You’re still up?”

A figure shadows you. You look up to your right, and see the moon in the form of bedhair. Sometimes, he forgoes his glasses when everything is casted in black and slightly easy on his eyes, so you’re met with blue rimmed with snow peering down at you.

“Hungry,” you respond, focusing back on the task at hand. Cautiously, experimentally, you tip the machine further right, small uniform shakes to loosen the kitkat stuck on the edge, an arrow away from a bullseye. Satoru stretches next to you, idly releasing the kinks in his neck. “I wanted to sleep early today,” he bemoans, slumping to your side and stays put, even with you floundering with his weight.

“Quit it!” you yelp, tightening your grip on the machine. You’re finally making progress and he decides to set you back three steps.

“Suguru told me i’m getting eye bags,” he prattles, rubbing at the aforementioned place, “I cannot have eye bags. Imagine that! My perfect sky blue eyes and dull skin underneath. It will ruin my whole look.”

Almost there…you feel yourself going cross eyed from staring at the kitkat for so long. The hook of metal around the corner of the package is slipping, just a little jostle away from setting your chocolate free.

But you stop.

You notice it’s suddenly quiet.

The reflection of the display glass allows you to see him staring just as you are, attentively watching if you make it out of here happily or suicidal. You straighten a bit, weirdly put on the spot.

“Hey…why don’t you just—“ his hands shoot out, shaking it ten times rougher than you.

Your alarms blare. “Wait wait wait—”

Your kitkat is set free.

And you watch it drop to the row below it, on top of a juice box.

“Oh.” He says shakily, a nervous giggle following. “Whoops.”

You turn your face to his side profile, and he pointedly looks ahead. His neck is bared to you, unblemished and devoid of accessories. A solid mark left on him would paint a good picture, an outline of your teeth. It might be the first mark he has ever gotten.

You think of Yaga-sensei, and his strict protocol for punishment when a fight breaks out. Especially when it disturbs others, because you’re definitely sure his screams will bleed to the top floors. You’ll make sure it does. Shoko will give you a celebratory hug for finally giving it to him, but will be disappointed that you would have to miss your lunch together. Utahime from all the way in Kyoto will mail you a gift and you’re pretty sure even Mei Mei would send you some cash.

As if sensing your malevolence, he quickly backs away. “H-Hold on! Look—“ he digs in his pocket hastily and pulls out a note. With sweaty hands he inserts it into the machine, and takes your hand palm up and places another kitkat in your hold.

You stare at it, and then at his pockets. “Give me another.”

You end up walking back to your dorm with handfuls of chocolate and a broke Satoru holding more just for you.

#I love kitkat they’re my favorite #this was supposed to be angst LMFAO #☆.satoru #gojo satoru x reader #satoru gojo x reader #gojo x reader #gojo x you #gojo satoru x you #gojo satoru x y/n

[seph-ic]

My favorite thing ever?

Nico has a service dog 

Because after Mr. D diagnoses him with PTSD he feels kind of hopeless and overwhelmed (especially after her hears that it can’t be easily fixed with magic or anything) 

So Mr D. Suggests that he get a service animal. 

Nico argues that animals hate him because he ‘smells like death’. Mr. D Points out that Mrs O’Leary doesn’t hate him. 

They both go talk to Hades who jumps at the excuse to win back his son by buying him more stuff. 

The dog ends up being a hellhound mix (don’t ask how.) 

The mix is mostly so she is a bit smaller for convenience (so she can fit in places.)

I'd assume she looks something like a Burmese mountain dog mix.

Her names Penelope (Penny) and Nico loves her. 

Nico and Her spend a couple of months doing service dog training with Artemis and the hunters (dogs are one of her patron animals.)

the time he spends with them also gives him a bit of closure and helps him process what happened to his sister.

soon enough she's graduated their honorary service dog school and is fully trained.

She goes with Nico everywhere. Since she is half hellhound she can assist with shadow travel and make it easier for Nico. (To Wills relief) 

She helps Nico with panic attacks and nightmares. 

She grabs things for him (KitKats, sword, water, pillows.) 

she can even open the fridge in the big house.

If Nico is having a really bad episode or a flashback he can’t come out of or if he’s in any physical danger, she knows to go get Will Chiron or MR D. In a heartbeat. 

Again a shadow traveling dog being useful.

Will makes extra sure that everyone at camp is aware of how service animals work. 

He teaches all the campers about what Penny's job is and why they’re not allowed to distract her.

On occasion when she isn't working she'll play fetch or get pets from some of the kids. 

All Nicos freind's and family love her.

Like everyone wants to be a part of this dogs life, Nico has literally never been more popular.

Hazel buys her a sweater for the holidays.

Rachel helps Nico also dye part of her tail at one point (to keep her identifiable) and they give it a cool design.

Annabeth asks if she can make her a cool dog house.

Piper insists that they take her to the groomer and buys her little bandannas.

Percy helps Nico teach her how to swim.

She will also grabs medical supplies for Will sometimes.

Grover also knows how to talk to her and regularly lets her know how Nico is doing (not that she doesn't already know.) 

Nico finds it easier to eat with Penelope.

It kind of forces him to eat on a schedule, since Penny has to be fed three times a day and the two of them can eat at the same time.

Nico also gives her little scraps off his plate sometimes which makes them both happy.

She gets absolutely spoiled. 

At one point Nico gets worried that she might get hurt fighting a monster. Hades assured him she won’t but Leo makes her some extra cool dog armor just in case

She also has a little bag attached to her vest for carrying supplies on quests and long journeys. (list of things these bags might contain: Ambrosia, Dog treats, Water/kitkats, extra weapons, drachmas.)

Nico connects so well with this fucking dog.

Like he always struggled with people and he never really even considered being an animal person.

But he absolutely adores Penny.

He talks to her about things that worry him and just finds her presence so unbelievably comforting.

Will solace (who I think personally would become a vet sooner than a doctor) Has this dog on the best fucking diet you could imagine

you have never seen a more medically healthy dog.

And she ADORES Will

Partially because of how calmer Nico is with him, and partially because he keeps a treat jar in the infirmary now.

The best part! she cannot die (from old age at least) Immortal service dog!

Having a huge fluffy head is great for pressure therapy.

Nico (neurodivergent) likes the texture of her fur and stims by petting her or playing with her ears.

#the best girl ever #pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #hoo #percy jackon and the olympians #solangelo #heroes of olympus #pjo hoo toa #percy jackson fanart #nico di angelo fanart #pjo hcs #nico pjo #toa #nico service dog au

[catboyidia]

assigning candy to asgzc + plus what i think their faves would be

angeal: i want to say kitkat, i cant quite explain why but its the first candy that came to mind… maybe i’m subconsciously thinking about the kitkat slogan, which makes me think of him because damn… poor guy really needs a break… + i’m somewhere between headcanoning him as someone who unexpectedly absolutely loves candy or someone thats not actually all too fond of candy/sweets in general, but he absolutely feels like a granny candy kind of guy! like he always had THOSE strawberry hard candies on him at all times, which makes me think his favorite would be some kind of hard candy, or some kind of cheap chocolate like a hersheys bar or something, that he doesn’t like for the flavor, but because it was the primary candy he got as a kid whenever he could afford it

sephiroth: hes literally a sour patch kid… he looks so intimidating and mean but (pre insanity at least) he’s actually just an awkward sweetheart! post insanity though is like toxic waste or something (like the sour candy, thats an actual candy i swear) because it just hurts a lot and to most people is not enjoyable at all + i dont think he eats much candy, nor did he eat much of it growing up, i think he mostly only ate what he was given by others, like hard candies, because people are more likely to carry those around as opposed to like a chocolate bar or something, and i feel like it’s probably stuck with him, so by process of elimination, they would be his favorite but he isnt really opposed to any candy, he just doesn’t really eat it in general and he probably prefers other sweets, like baked things

genesis: hes fireball/any of those cinnamon “spicy” candies… they’re red… and genesis seems to really like committing acts of arson with fira materia… and they fit perfectly dont ask its hard to explain! also skittles, which i feel is self explanatory… + he likes lollipops, not because he truly loves them, but because he loves purposefully sucking on them in a provocative manner when angeal and sephiroth are around to get any kind of reaction out of them! his actual favorite would probably be like… turtles or ferrero rochers or something of that really expensive, fancy chocolate nature (do not correct me on the fancy or unfancyness of those chocolates! i’m poor, they’re fancy to me!)

zack: … pixie sticks… all the way… just a fucking tube full of sugar… + he doesn’t have a favorite because he likes literally all of it, put any candy in front of him and it will be gone in a second and he will love whatever it was that you put in front of him! the only exception is that he hates chocolate, and i think i have that in my head because of the whole puppy zack thing, but regardless he loves all other kinds of candy, and he absolutely bounces off the walls for the rest of the day, after eating every candy he can get his hands on

cloud: he feels like gummy bears, especially the mini ones… cute, small and squishy… and pretty basic like they aren’t like remarkable, just kinda there but generally liked and appreciated without any strong haters, and i don’t think i can think of a single person, in canon, that ever actually hated cloud (dont quote me on that, i could be wrong) + his favorite would probably be some kind of obscure small town local candy, which only like a few people have ever had or heard of, and he thinks no other candy can match or live up to it… otherwise, he probably likes most chocolate/candy bars in general, and hes not really picky about it, but hes also not primarily fond of most other candies that aren’t chocolate

#most of this actually just popped in my head while i was eating candy (b/c i can’t do anything w/o thinking about my faves… literally…) #if you disagree with any of them… yeah valid… but its half my own biases half projecting and half first thing that came to mind #happy (currently early) halloween though!!! thats the only reason i’m thinking about candy so much right now… #ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy 7 #crisis core #asgzc #angeal hewley #sephiroth #genesis rhapsodos #zack fair #cloud strife

[queenpiranhadon]

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[miscelunaaa]

em's favorite reads for 2022

Hello and welcome to the list I said I’d make like two weeks ago and used to procrastinate doing both edits to sacrificial and messaging a client back about plot stuff!! Because I have a job now and I’m still adjusting to the fact that I’m an adult even now after all these years!! 

It’s been a fucking YEAR. Even like for myself personally, like this year’s just been fucking nuts. And yet somehow I found the time to do an immense amount of reading. I keep track of books I read, and well, to make myself feel better about how few books I read this year (and last), I started keeping track of fics I read that were longer than 50k. After all, 50k is what NaNoWriMo calls a novel, so why can’t I? With that in mind, it looks like I read some 60 books this year, most of them booklength fics. Of course, the list I keep is not exhaustive, thought I like to think it’s still pretty thorough. This year saw me starting to peak into other fandoms and read within them on ao3, and it also saw me return to commercial romance in the form of the Bridgerton Novels. There were things that I started and took to long to decide I didn’t like, there were things that I started a few times and finally decided I loved, and then there were things that I finished and allowed to haunt me for days after, when I couldn’t find anything that could compare. 

The list below is a selection of my favorites. All of them are works that qualified for a spot my personal “completed reads” list, so that means that, whether they’re finished or not, they hit roughly 50k (or were close enough for me to say it counted).  There are only ten because I had to arbitrarily pick a number to limit myself to, otherwise I would be here just listing things for the rest of eternity. Also note that there’s a lot of mxm on the list! On this blog, we are friendly to member x member fics, and if you have a problem with that, you can see yourself out. There’s so little I won’t read that after a certain point, it seemed silly to rule out some tremendous and beautiful stories just because I was worried about people being earnest Twitter shippers. The same accusations of delusional thinking can be easily leveled at those who read and write member x reader fics. In the end, the intent with which something was rendered matters more.

Anyway, that is all to sat that when I love something, I really deeply love it, and I will attempt to scream at anyone who’ll listen to me to read it. Consider this me, screaming at you with love. Happy reading <3

Before we begin, it should go without saying that all of the fics on this list are mature in nature and that you should not interact with them if you are a minor. Which like also, if you're a minor, you should not be on my blog, period. Read more disclaimers here.

∞ Stars Lost in the Sea (ao3) by smiles | this might have been recommended to my by @vyduan?? I don’t recall but either way THANK YOU. 

yoongi x seokjin, 75k, complete. Read for kind-of period romance, time travel, so so much pining, being where you need to be at precisely the right time, the unexplainable weightiness of love lost and regained, characters that deserve each other in ways I can’t hardly fathom. 

∞ Restitution (ao3) by @cloudteawrites | recommended to me by @minttangerines!!

ot7 x reader, 48k, incomplete/in progress. Read for deliciously tense hybrid dynamics, unconventional takes on species assignments for characters, phenomenal and thoughtful world building, a fic worth reading even if it were to remain incomplete for the rest of time. 

∞ tell me about the seagulls sam (ao3) by ebenroot | recommended to my by my irl army friend kitkat!!

seokjin x jimin AND namjoon x jungkook, 149k, in progress. Read for wonderful depictions of mental health issues, riotously funny character interactions, platonic soulmates vmin, deliciously one-sided-ish enemies to lovers, characters you are guaranteed to want to put in your pockets. 

∞ A Breach of Protocol (ao3) by Anna (pineconepickers) and tragicamente

namjoon x seokjin, 81k, complete. Read for unrepentant beefcake joon content, earnest and wonderful portrayals of adults trying to figure shit out while still being in the public eye, THE BODYGUARD AU TO END ALL BODYGUARD AUS, flawless and authentic characterizations.

∞ trust in the weather (ao3) by melodiousb

namjoon x yoongi x jimin, 70k, complete. Read for the magic au that will haunt me for the rest of my miserable life, the historical au that will similarly haunt me for the rest of my life, a magic system that felt natural and not once overwrought, romantic tension brought on by being the third in an established relationship, learning to love because you want to and not because you must, finding one’s place in a new home. 

∞ Teardrop (tumblr) by @hesperantha | I had the immense pleasure of beta-reading most of this!!

yoongi x reader, 70k, complete. Read for a story that feels deeply of our time, unflinching and joyful queerness, roadtrips with people who feel like people, the feeling of being unable to describe what a person means to someone while knowing the feeling is both vast and simple all at once. 

∞ What the Stars Look Like Under You (ao3) by nicedress

namjoon x yoongi, 100k, in progress. Read for the only pornstar au I have ever read that doesn’t fetishize sex work, depiction of recovery from deep seated trauma, being deeply understood in ways one would never expect, returning to loves once lost, a flawless depiction of an unreliable narrator. This is the fic that has seen my tears for every single fucking chapter. I can’t make this shit up. I have actually cried for each chapter of this fic.

∞ Honey when you need it (ao3) by GraphiteFox

yoongi x reader, 82k, in progress. Read for a reader-insert filled with tremendous depth, a playboy Yoongi that feels authentic, side characters that enrich and delight, depiction of mental health issues that feels real and done with care, an author taking care of their characters in a way that feels palpable while also being refreshing. Like that’s hard to describe and talk about but when you know, you know. 

∞ Up We Go (ao3) by Oh_Hey_Tae | recommended to me by @wwilloww!!

yoongi x jimin x taehyung, 100k, complete. Read for magical throuples, stunning depictions of depression, a modern magic au that I will never stop thinking about, a fic that will feel for you when you yourself are so tired of feeling, stories about love that taught me more than I could have ever expected.

∞ but i want it anyway (ao3) by ameliabedelias

namjoon x jimin, 55k, complete. Read for a truly perfect Jimin depiction, awkward and lovable Namjoon, metaphors threaded throughout that truly add to the story while being built upon in all the right ways, moments between two people falling for each other that I just think about all the fucking time. 

Have something wonderful you read? Want to share what you loved throughout the year? Tag me! I want to know what you read this year and loved!!

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posted: 12.14.2022

#em recs #em recs: ride or die fics #miscelunaaa

[naha-division]

Boo! On all 3!

boo - what’s your favorite candy/treat?

I’d say chocolate any kind actually. M&M’s, Hershey’s, KitKat, Twix…you named it. Yeah…I get it sounds a cliche candy for a guy like me to dump those in my mouth but they’re actually the best! and…maybe some protein bars if that counts?

“Gee…this is a tough question…I actually fine with any kinds of sweets but if I had to choose hmm……I guess…ah I got it! my favorite treats are the Halloween themed donuts! it’s got like various spooky fillings designs on the donut like with gummy eyeball, spider webs, skeletons, etc. I love to eat those every Halloween. Hey that gives me an idea! why don’t I make homemade donuts and invite my friends to decorate them? We’re definitely going to throw a donut beach party. Hehe~ that would be exciting!”

“Technically I don’t eat amount of sweets that often but it’s mostly because I don’t want to have cavities on my teeth or gain weight. Ugh……I even had an embarrassing memories that I have sugar rush back in my youthful self……it was a very…unusual of me but that’s all I want to say about myself. I honestly didn’t know that consuming much candies can sometimes cause a person sugar rush. I thought it could work for cartoons” (or……maybe candy apples would be fine 😗👉🏻👈🏻)

#hypmic #hypmic oc #hypnosis mic #hypnosis mic oc #oc division #naha division #wild shīnu #ryuunosuke sekiguchi #naoki hamasaki #kyō sakuma #ask game #Halloween theme #thanks for the ask and happy early Halloween!

[jesshq]

incorrect quotes of hades and his boys part 2

neurosis: I'm gonna need a skull but you can't ask why. hades: Only if you also don't ask why. hades: *pulls four pristine skulls out of their bag* neurosis: ... neurosis, grabbing a skull: This one will do, thanks dad.

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pain: Which way did panic go? neurosis: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left. pain: You could really figure it out from that? neurosis: No, you idiot, panic sent me a text. See?

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panic: Do you need help getting up? pain: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.

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neurosis: What's that? hades: Chocolate. neurosis: What's chocolate? hades: Candy. you never had it before? neurosis: "shakes head" hades: "lets neurosis have his chocolate bar"

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panic: You disgust me. pain: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

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neurosis: Hey, how did my phone break? pain: You had a tooth pulled yesterday. neurosis: And? hades:  you were still loopy from the drugs so You threw it. neurosis: Why? persephone: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!” neurosis: And why didn’t you stop me?! panic: We were busy laughing our asses off.

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panic: neurosis… neurosis: Oh no, 'neurosis' in B flat. neurosis: You're disappointed.

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Kidnapper: I have one of your kids. hades: Which one? I have 5. Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up. hades: Which one? I have 5. pain, distantly: HEY!!!

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pain: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to kick your ass.

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neurosis, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots. pain, in line behind them: Dear Gods, just do a strong energy drink.

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pain, throwing a pokeball at hades: dad!, I choose you! hades, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

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pain: neurosis is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in their entire life! panic: Never done anything wrong?! didn't he accidently mixed our laundry and our stuff had each others colors!

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hades: That's it, you're grounded! pain, no desert for you! neurosis, no cuddles for you! panic, no papa snuggle time for you! And persephone... oh gods on Olympus, is there anything that you love? persephone: gardening?. hades: No gardening for you. persephone: I was going to say "we're having veggie and meat stew," but I guess that's off the table, also why am I getting punished when asked you if they could go out and get some stuff...plus we're the same age equivalent babe.

hades: "still getting used to being a father" uhhh....

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neurosis: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which? pain: pain: This one is the dumpster. neurosis: They’re both our bedroom, and Panic twisted his ankle tripping on YOUR stuff.

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neurosis: I'm tired. pain: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?! neurosis: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

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neurosis: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now. persephone: Uh, panic and pain are not getting along. neurosis: yeah but when don't siblings wanna try to kill each other. persephone: You may have a point.

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neurosis: Wanna hear some dark humor. pain: Yeah, I love dark humor. neurosis: Alright. neurosis: *Turns off the lights* neurosis: Knock knock. pain: Turn the damn lights back on.

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panic, talking to neurosis: Well neurosis, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would pain do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing. neurosis: … pain, from the distance: He's not wrong though!

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neurosis: baby or not, sometimes it’s nice being held. hades: Are you okay. "hugs his missing son closer as he was in the middle of a panic attack and he picked him up and held him"

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hades: You need a hobby. pain: I have a hobby! hades: Fawning over your baby brothers isn’t a hobby.

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pain: You know, when I first met you, I really didn’t like you. neurosis, after a moment: …I thought there was going to be another half to that sentence? pain: Nope!

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pain: Do you guys want to see a butterfly? panic: Ooh, yes please! neurosis, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug! pain: It's not a bug though... neurosis: ... panic: ... neurosis: Well I still don't want to see. panic, realizing: Please don't throw- pain: Whee! *throws a stick of butter*

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pain: My only talent is being stress. neurosis: Don't you mean stressed? pain: No.

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panic: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.

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*pain is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice* pain: Clear orange juice? pain: Oh, it's empty. panic, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

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pain: What's wrong with you? neurosis: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and high anxiety.

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neurosis: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby. panic: What baby? neurosis, crying a bit: Me.

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panic, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? neurosis: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. panic: Ohhhh- pain: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

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pain: What if mayonnaise came in cans? panic: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal. neurosis: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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panic: Can I have some? pain, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

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neurosis: What are you planning to do? pain: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!

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pain: *closes a cabinet* *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door* panic: What was that? pain: The sound of someone else's problem.

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hades: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. pain: Mine just says "pain no." hades: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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pain, standing between panic and neurosis who are trying not to laugh as their at a festival and a guy pointed out pain's height: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

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neurosis: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?

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neurosis: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about. panic: What are you passionate about? neurosis: Sleeping.

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neurosis: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing? "trying to sneak though the harpy stables while they are asleep other wise they will put him in a nest and won't let him leave again"

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panic: I'm bored. pain: Wanna do some tickle torture?? panic: Sure! hades, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that feather down! Put neurosis down!! I don't wanna clean up after another tickle till they pee accident again!

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(this is based on the games grumps clip mark zuckerberg if you wanna look it up on youtube and i felt it fit pain perfectly as arin but i disney hercules-ized it)

neurosis: Hey, pain? pain, playing a video game with the squad: What? neurosis: Can I share something with you from earlier today? pain: Wh- what is it, neurosis? neurosis: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning. pain: Mhm. neurosis: Because I have to go out of town for a weekend this month. And, so I was like- I won't give specific dates, but I was like, do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend? pain: Yeah? neurosis: Your response. pain: *trying not to crack up* neurosis: At 9:30 in the morning. neurosis: "motherfucking centaurs and satyrs gods on olympus motherfucking Facebook movie tartrus can you believe this shit" pain: *laughing* neurosis: No- no- no punctuation. Random capitalization. pain: You just made me dieeee... neurosis: So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now." neurosis: 45 minutes pass. I get a text from you. neurosis: "gods damn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking ares' twins goddamn rowing the styx boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck centaurs and satyrs man" pain: *wheezing with laughter* neurosis: I respond "pain, you're scaring me." An hour passes- neurosis: You respond, "motherfucking Icarus icarus you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit centaurs and satyrs" neurosis: "im very tired" pain: *struggling to breathe* neurosis: And- and I'm just like, "No- no worries, pain, I'll- I'll do most of the talking at the hangout today-" neurosis: IMMEDIATE, like, response, like I'm talking 5 seconds later, neurosis: "no man ill just talk all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck centaurs and satyrs man they fucked over icarus crazy ares' twins rowing the styx boat or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook" neurosis: And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, pain: *falling over with laughter* neurosis: "PAN THE SATYR!"

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pain: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer. panic: Why are we so fucking awesome? pain: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

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panic: neurosis, why is pain intruding on our cuddle time? pain: neurosis, why is panic intruding on our cuddle time? neurosis, in distress: Please… stop being so protective of me… i only have 2 hands

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hades: What did you two do? pain: panic: hades: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to your mother again or not.

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neurosis: The last time we went to an urgent care clinic, me and my brothers checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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*While planning to break in somewhere to get panic who was captured* pain: Hey, let's do "Get Help!" neurosis: What? pain: "Get Help." neurosis: No. pain: C'mon, you love it! neurosis: no, I hate it. pain: It's great! It works every time! neurosis: It's humiliating. pain: Do you have a better plan? neurosis: No. pain: We're doing it! neurosis: We are not doing "Get Help!" *A Minute Later* pain, carrying neurosis: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws neurosis at guards, knocking them out* pain: Ahh, classic! neurosis: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating. pain, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

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"the boys did something dumb and hiding from their dad'

panic: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside? pain: Not it! neurosis: Not it! panic: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

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neurosis & panic: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire* neurosis: We need an adult! panic: neurosis, you aren't an adult! we're the same age equivalence neurosis: We need an adultier adult! Get mom!

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panic and neurosis: *raises eyebrows* pain: Put those back down! i haven't even done anything yet!

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what happens when i get bored thought i would add mama persephone in the mix~

#disney hercules #disney pain and panic #pain and panic #disney henchmen #disney hades #disney neurosis

[strawberrystepmom]

kendall!!! i come bearing my own candy as well!! raspberry kitkats ^_^ they’re my favorite and the sweetness reminds me of you

omg?????!!! I haven’t tried these but they sound divine! I love KitKats they’re definitely my fav chocolate candy and ugh they never get old do they? I like all the flavored ones

Thank you!!!!

#answered #trick or treat

[wlwmages]

@lowonmelatonin originally made this so thank you for that and thank you @kitkat-tat for tagging me <3

favorite counselor and least favorite counselor. why?:

my favorite is hard bc i’m an indecisive bitch but i think it’s a solid tie between kaitlyn and dylan. kaitlyn is just. my girl. took charge, didn’t take shit from anyone, got shit done. but also when the situation isn’t life threatening she’s a bit of a dork and i love her for it. dylan bc i am a sucker for characters who use humor to cope with the fact that they’re awful in social situations and are terrified of rejection. also he just cares sO much and it makes my heart go <333

least favorite is also hard bc i actually really do like all of them or at the very least understand them but if i had to choose it’d probably be jacob. i promise i don’t hate him, he was just the one who i still had conflicting feelings about by the end of the game

favorite chapter and least favorite chapter. why?:

favorite honestly 2-4 take your pick from those. 2 and 3 are just nice to see the counselors have some fun before everything goes to shit, get a feel for the relationships and dynamics. 4 is when things are starting to go wrong but not super intense. you still get some fun and lighthearted moments while the stakes are still relatively low

least favorite, everyone has already made excellent points as to why but chapter 7 </3 has some good moments, was fun the first time around, drags on during later playthroughs. love lauramax tho

favorite ship (you can pick a maximum of 3)?: 

rylan, blygbank, and lauramax my beloveds

biggest counselor crush:

now i know this may come as a big shock to you all: kaitlyn. my girlfriend, my love, my special little booboo bear <333 

how would you survive the quarry?:

well the truth is that i probably wouldn’t lmao. i’d like to think i would have some common sense and not die bc i was being stupid but i knowing me i would probably trip and fall while being chased. but if i were to survive, my best bet would be hiding in the storm shelter

favorite the quarry fanfic writer and fanartist:

writer(s): @cloudycaffeinatedcryptid, @needsmorewlw, @dylan-lenivy-appreciation-day, @iamsuperbi, @mothamcity

artist(s): @eternalseal, @lenillusion, @lenivycunt, @denkicide

shoutout to some friends made in the fandom :)

@amberpriceenthusiast @stressedanime @kitkat-tat @alwaysher @emmamountebanks @riverrunscold 🥰

honestly the people i would tag for this have already been tagged above so feel free to jump in 💞

#tag game #the quarry

[timaeusterrored]

🌸~SFW Questions for Vax~🌸

🌸Favorite candy

🌸Favorite drink, non-alcoholic

🌸Favorite video game

🌸Favorite place to have a romantic date

🌸What is Kerry's favorite thing about him?

🌸What is his favorite snack food?

🌸What is his favorite outfit to wear?

🌸What is his favorite outfit that Ker and Venus wears?

🌸What's a cozy outfit for him?

🌸What is his favorite cozy game or movie?

🌸Who's more romantic, Ker, Vax, or Venus?

🌸What is his favorite season?

🌸What cheers him up instantly when he's down?

I knew I could count on you🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💖💖💖💖💓

-Favorite Candy: KitKats! Probably the dark chocolate ones

-Favorite drink- nothing like a classic coke to hit the spot

-Video Game: He and Jackie used to play Mortal Kombat a lot when they lived together, and I think Vik got him into it as a teen. Maybe he passed that love onto Ted

-Romantic date place: Kerry’s Yacht! He loves being on the water and the sound is really calming to him, and he and Kerry always find some of the best food to eat on those nights

-What’s Kerry’s favorite thing about him? His patience. During the whole Us Cracks thing and just in general, Vax is nothing but patient with him and listens to him and takes him seriously. When he’s ranting and looks over, Vax is giving him his full attention on the matter.

-Snack Food: SunChips🥰 they’re his favorite kind of chip

-Favorite Outfit: This comfy little number when he’s got a day off but is married to a rockstar and has to stay discreet

Favorite outfits on Ker and Venus:

Kerry: Listen the white button up unbuttoned completely and golden jewelry really gets Vax going

Venus: Vax LOVES Venus pulling out the Cowboy aesthetic vibes and rocking it completely. He looks so good at all times

Cozy Outfit for Vax: I COULDNT FIND A PICTURE BUT JE REALLY LIKES WEARING LIKE SHORT SHORTS AND SWEATERS ON COZY DAYS BECAUSE ITS RAINING AND FUCK THAT HES NOT GOING OUTSIDE

Cozy game or movie: Mmmmmmmm I feel like Kerry would get him into Lord of the Rings (totally not projecting those are my favorite cozy movies)

-Whos more romantic: Kerry 100%, he loves taking the boys on romantic dates and vacations

-Favorite season: Winter!! He lives in Night City so it’s always warm there, so Kerry takes him somewhere cold for Christmas and he loves seeing the snow

-Instant cheer up: Kerry singing the boat song to him. He lays his head in his lap and let’s him sing and it’s so nice and makes him feel better

#UGH MY BABY #I love him so much #just #UGH #cyberpunk 2077 #asks #vax eurodyne #cyberpunk v #male v #male v cyberpunk

[nancypullen]

Halloween Eve!

Oh BOY!!  I’ve been ready for this Halloween since last Halloween.  I’ve been buzzing around today like a kid on Christmas Eve.  I’ve made goodie bags for trick-or-treaters, trying to announce that there’s a new Queen of Halloween in town.  They’re really just little goodie bags - each one has a ring pop, a KitKat, a Reese, a pair of vampire fangs, and a little slinky toy.  They’ll be piled in a basket on the porch with a sign that says, “Please take ONE, the witch is watching.”  Hopefully that’ll keep the little hooligans from dumping and running.  We’ll be over in Edgewater so the Ring doorbell will tell the tale.  I’ll be escorting my favorite four year old around as she fills a bag with treats.  She’s at a magical age for Halloween and is very excited.  Interestingly enough, although she owns every princess dress known to mankind, has a wardrobe of tiaras and scepters, always opts for the most feminine and glittery choice, and was given the freedom to pick any costume, she has decided to be...an owl.   She looks adorable in her owl suit and is really thrilled with it, and that is what this holiday is all about - throwing off the norm, stepping out of yourself for a night of pure FUN.  I’m down for that!  I will, however, be sticking to my tried and true Granny Witch persona.  Let’s be honest, that’s not really a costume for me. I did make a new hat though!  I purchased a wool witch hat from Amazon for ten bucks.

Then I raided the floral clearance section at Michael’s and just threw it all on.

It’s a little over the top, but I kept adding stuff to hide my mistakes.  But hey, if Halloween isn’t the time for excess I don’t know when is.  I made that hat a couple of weeks ago.  Yesterday I got a last minute idea and cut out (with the Cricut) some iron-on glitter letters and a magic broom and made a sweatshirt.  It’ll be first out of the closet next Halloween season. I won’t wear it tomorrow.

Do I seem excited?  I  AM.   I’d actually planned to write a blog post about how much we enjoyed the few days that we spent on Chincoteague Island.  We just got back and I have so much to share and so many photos to post...but I can’t think of anything but HALLOWEEN.

I’m absolutely tickled that I get to participate in the gathering of treats with our little miss.  This is the stuff that brought us to Maryland, if we were still in Tennessee we’d get some photos tomorrow and hear about the fun. Now we’re part of the fun. I love it.   We’ll probably be home late (we’re old, that means 9 o’clock) tomorrow, so I won’t post again until November 1st.   Can you believe that November is waiting just around the corner?  I’m less ready for Christmas than I’ve ever been.  I’ve purchased three gifts.  That’s it.  It’s going to be a very busy few weeks for me. Yikes.  All the more reason to just have fun tomorrow, right?  I’m ready! I hope you are too and that your Halloween is the best one you’ve ever had - treats, giggles, maybe even a scare or two! Happy Halloween! Stay safe, stay well, stay spooky! 

Nancy

[megamindsupremacy]

Word in your inbox: Sweet

Put a word in my inbox and I’ll tell you something about myself based on this word

When I moved into my dorm a few years ago, one of my neighbors (love this woman) sent me a GIANT container of KitKats because I had mentioned a while before that they were my favorite candy. I have eaten ten total and I have no idea if they’re still good but I still have that container full of KitKats and One Day I Will Eat Those KitKats So Help Me God

#i should make an ask tag #ask game

[soulmatesthrough-death]

❗️🤝 🤡 🧍‍♀️😼 🎵 😎 + Wrench?

F/O Ask Game -- Part 2

❗️- Quick! Without thinking, tell me your favorite thing about your s/o!

   “Heh, not gonna lie...first thing that came to mind was their hair. Which is...sorta weird when there’s a lot to love about my Kat? But... I guess it’s just the fun of it, y’know?

   “The long hair I met them with... Seeing it grow out, getting to play with it... Helping fund the “chop off” process so they could feel better. It’s been a ton of fun. A way to show off their personality. Who they are. So... Maybe it’s a little less weird if I phrase it that way?”

🤝 - What is something in your relationship that you and your [s/o] mutually agree on?

   “Haha, typo! I gotcha, though. Anyways! So a mutual agreement, huh...? I mean, there’s a few things to pick from, but for the one that stands out...

    “First of all, sand is only cool in theory. You miss the beach until sand ends up in your pockets, your boots, (now our) masks... Your ass, still, somehow! Fucking incredible.

   “Also that the Siska movies are cringe, but in a way that has you laughing... So basically, they’re good cringe.”

🤡 - Do you ever embarrass yourself in front of your s/o?

   “When I first read this, I thought it said “does your s/o ever embarrass you” and I was trying to figure out if Kat ever did, intentionally or not...and I re-read it now to realize it’s if I embarrass myself in front of Kat?!

   “...The better question is when don’t I? Even now, I think I’ve got the “cool and suave” vibes going, only to trip on my sledgehammer or stumble over my words and fuck up my lines... We’re married, for fuck’s sake! You would’ve thought I woulda gotten better at all this, at some point.

   “...Well, not that I’m complaining, actually. Me messing up and looking like an idiot gets them giggling and happy, so... Ah, I guess I’ll settle for looking like some kinda dweeb around my partner.”

🧍🏽‍♀️- Has your s/o ever done something (purposeful or not) to embarrass you?

   “OH, I DIDN’T MISREAD!!! HAHA...! I still don’t know, actually. I’m trying to think up something that comes to mind, but... Most of the time, they’ve either been so cute that nothing else registers, or so awkward that I’m more worried about them than me. Y’know?

   “But yeah, they’re too much of a sweetheart to bully me like I do them. If I embarrass them, it’s all fun and games! But they never do the same back... Although, that might have something to do with us having different...thresholds for who considers what “embarrassing,” so I win more than they lose.”

😼 - Do you ever get jealous when your s/o pays more attention to a cute pet than you?

   “...No. Yes. Fuck! Maybe!?

   “...All I’m saying is I am totally, way cuter than a “puppy”...or cat...but I’ll admit defeat to Princess Leia. ONLY because she’s our baby!!! Any other cat or dog or horse...or whatever has no grounds to stand on!!”

🎵 - Give me a song that reminds me of your s/o!

   “Oh... Wow. Uh, I’m not prepared for this one, actually. We have a song together and it’s so “us” that I’ve never quite thought up a song that reminds me of KitKat...? Lemme check, though.

   “Hmm... Might have to go with Moon and Back by Alice Kristiansen. It goes both ways, but... The gentle tone of the song, overall sappiness, moon themes (right next to all things cats, they LOVE the space-stuff), support through rough times... Yeah. That’s my wifey.”

😎 - What do you do to impress your s/o?

   “Uhhh, a little bit of everything? Especially in the beginning! To...the point I was overbearing, yeah. But I really wanted them to like me. An embarrassing amount. Miiiight’ve gotten a little over the top, sometimes.

   “Now, though? I’ve actually calmed down. My biggest “love letter” to Kat was getting Princess Leia at all and... They recognize that. I get to live with this silly furball-baby and I...think that’s a break for awhile. Might get back into DedSec work...might find something new.

   “I’m still thinking about it. Kat wants kids someday, though, and I plan to keep impressin’.”

#Anon #Wrench answers #otp; purrfect anarchy #[W] also a break is BIG TIME what Kat needs #[W] I won't...no refuse to let em get too in their own head #[W] about....anything rlly #[W] I'll look out for em and...yeah #[W] kiss their ass to bed and all that

[survey--s]

242.

What's the last sweet treat you've had? I had a KitKat yesterday.

Would you ever or have you gone golfing? (mini golf counts) I’ve played mini/crazy golf a few times and I loved that frisbee golf game on Wii sports too, if that counts lol.

How about bowling? I love bowling but our nearest bowling alley is in Lancaster which is over an hour away from here, so we never go.

What's something you've been wanting to try but don't have the nerve or time? I’d love to go up in a hot air balloon.

Are you able to walk or jog more than 1 mile without stopping? I can’t run at all as I have issues with the joints in my back and hips, but I regularly walk 10-15km at work everyday, which is around 7-10 miles.

Do you enjoy decorating your home for any occasion? No - we don’t bother as the cats just pull it all down, lol.

What did you last have to drink? Pepsi Max.

What's your favorite color in the rainbow? Violet.

Do you tend to stumble over your words when you're nervous? Yeah, sometimes, or I speak really quickly and then people can’t understand me at all, lol.

Are you a fan of Ozzy Osborne? Not in the slightest, lol.

Have you ever caught Covid19? or any of the variants? I think I had it right at the start (before we even locked down) and I’m sure I’ve probably had it since, but I was never particularly unwell and I never bothered to test either.

What color was the blanket that you last covered up with? I’m using one right now - it’s cream sherpa fleece on one side, and like a dark red velvet on the other.

How long do you lay in bed until you get up if you can't sleep? Hours, easily. I normally mess around on my phone and read things like Reddit or whatever for a while.

What's a dance move you can confidently do? Uh, the macarena? lol.

Do you know a Lucy? Not these days, but I went to school with three different Lucy’s.

What is a name of a person who you don't particularly like? Jane.

Do you ever listen to any A.M. radio stations? Nope.

Do you stream most of your music? I get it all from Spotify, yeah.

What is something you dread? I don’t really ever dread anything these days. Maybe work when the weather is really bad.

Would you say you're an overall nice person? I like to think that I am, yes.

What was the last argument you got into about? I can’t remember the last time I got in a proper argument with someone.

When did it last rain? This morning, but it only lasted about an hour and it was just drizzle.

Do you use big words in your vocabulary? I just use the words that seem natural to me? I’m not sure if they’re especially big or not but I don’t purposefully go out of my way to use big words or anything.

What's a funny memory you'd like to share? There isn’t anything.

Do you keep Christmas bags and old wrapping paper to reuse? Bags, yeah, but I don’t re-use wrapping paper.

What's a charity you support strongly? Beagle Welfare.

What's the first flowers or trees you notice that bloom when it gets warmer? Bluebells, buttercups, wild garlic.

Have you ever accidentally punched yourself in the face while pulling your covers up? Sure, most days I think, hahah.

How about dropping your phone on your face? This is a daily occurrence in my life.

Have you ever been in a mosh pit? Nope.

What's one of your favorite TV shows? The Simpsons, but only the earlier seasons.

What are 3 words or phrases you use most often? "No worries.” “Yeah, of course”, “Archie, come here NOW!”

When did you last trip or fall? I don’t remember the last time I fell over, but I slipped in the mud walking Archie and Charlie today.

What type of pain pills do you use for a headache or do you just tough it out? Ibuprofen.

What did you last say out loud to a family member? I can’t remember.

Can you remember the last time you dressed up nice for an event? Probably for my 30th birthday, lol. We don’t really do formal in our house and with COVID we haven’t really been anywhere much.

What did you last thank somebody for? I thanked my mum for buying me an iced coffee today.

Do you see any stuffed animals from where you are? Nope.

Do you or anyone you know suffer from food allergies? I don’t personally, but I know quite a few other people who do.

Look up from your device. how much black do you see? Straight ahead of me, just the TV, Apple TV box and a photo frame, but around me are three black cats, a fireplace, loads of cables, books and packaging.

What color do you dislike the most? Orange and brown.

Can you whistle good enough to get through a whole song? No.

What did you last tie a knot for? Shoe laces.

How many surveys have you taken so far today? This is my first.

#survey #surveys

[junniepop]

JJK men and domestic life with them.

Warnings: Aged up, Gender neutral, language, and slight NSFW.

Characters: I. Yuuji, F. Megumi, G. Satoru, N. Kento, R. Sukuna, F. Toji

If you’d like to request something check my masterlist

I. Yuuji

Always cooking. You guys are constantly trying new recipes together, most of the time they turn out fine, but there are rare occasions where your whole kitchen is a mess.

Yuuji is the type of person to buy things that reminds him of you. You’re always finding little trinkets in his clothes or around the house that oddly looks like something you’d buy.

Yuuji loves physical activities. He wants to jog with you, he wants to go to the gym together, he wants to try things that are labor intensive and rewarding. Yuuji has unnatural physical capabilities, so it might be hard for you to keep up, just ask and he’ll slow down a little.

This man loves scary shit. Homeboy thrives on horror movies, ghost stories and weird curses. He will take you ‘ghost’ hunting aka some wack ass curse most likely trying to eat some children. If you like horror games, Yuuji is the type to sit right behind you as you play, often you two trade off if the other dies.

In the same thought with video games, Yuuji gives me big gamer energy, like he’s always up to date on his favorite titles. He’s the type to ask you to co-op with him too. He most definitely has made you two a house in a game before. The type of guy to get you to his level so he can play with you too.

Living with Yuuji means dealing with Sukuna. This man makes so many untimely appearances that you have a fear he’ll pop up when you wanna do something with Yuuji. I’m talking in the middle of cuddling and suddenly you’re shoved off the couch or making out and Yuuji is a lot more aggressive than normal. This man lives to annoy the shit out you. He fuckin cackles when something he does gets you. Sukuna would definitely blurt out whatever Yuuji is thinking to tease you both. “You know you make a real pretty face when your bouncing on our cock.” Like seriously a mood killer.

Enough about the demon spawn that takes refuge in Yuuji’s body. Yuuji is a physical affection type of person, the second he’s home, he’s curled up on you fast asleep. Yuuji also holds your hand everywhere and sometimes you have to remind him to let go so you can use the restroom. Yuuji loves kissing too, he’d honestly kiss you for hours if you let him.

On weekends, you can expect Megumi and Nobara over. Most of the time it’s movie night and sometimes it’s game night, where Nobara is screaming about her luck 75% of the time. You’ll be spending a lot of time with these two since they’re his best friends, but you’ll see Toudou occasionally as well. Most of the time Toudou is over it’s to ‘train’ with Yuuji. I pray for the well-being of your home and yard.

Shopping. Always going to the store for something, he’s the type to wander off and bring back random stuff that caught his eye. “Yuuji, is that a family sized bag of kitkats?” “Uhhh yeah… can we get it?” *cue puppy dog eyes* “Well… ugh fine just put it in.” You can’t say no when he does it. It’s his ultimate trump card to get you to say yes.

Yuuji tries to eat both breakfast and dinner with you, he thinks it’s important to eat together as a couple. It’s like a promise that you’ll always have time together regardless of how busy both of you are.

Yuuji definitely had a shitty skincare routine before he met you, honestly you’re surprised he had almost zero acne with his routine. Now, he knows what he should be doing with his skin and is always trying new face masks with you.

I don’t care what you live in, You and Yuuji sit on the roof vibing to music. You guys sometimes sit there for hours just enjoying each other and the music.

Conclusion

Being with Yuuji is almost almost like being in a constant amusement park. Yuuji somehow makes everything fun, even something as mundane as laundry. Man simps for you in the most respectable way.

F. Megumi

Megumi is probably the most peaceful person to live with in this whole group aside from Namami. He’s a naturally quiet person and it’s honestly a nice balance from your hectic work life.

He often comes home later than you, so you make sure to make something for you both. Sometimes he’ll say he’s picked something up, but he enjoys the food you make more. Definitely is the type to subtlety buy groceries so you don’t have to worry about not having an ingredient.

Megumi is the type to do things for you and not bother telling you, he gets too embarrassed to admit it. He’ll do the laundry, make breakfast before he leaves, leave little sticky notes for you.

He likes to take you out on small dates. Sometimes he’ll do in home dates, he’ll pick a day where you’d be out most of the day to set up the house. A large selection of your favorite movies, your favorite snacks, brings out one of his hoodies for you to use.

Megumi loves doing things together, like chores, you guys usually pick a day out of the week to do them. Or grocery shopping, most of the time Megumi like I said- buys ingredients, but sometimes when you guys need a lot of things, you always go together.

You guys have a designated cuddle time. Megumi is a very touched starved individual, so you started implementing a time specifically for cuddling. Normally this after dinner, he’ll sit on the couch and motion for you to join him, typically you end up asleep on him too.

Megumi is definitely the type to start dressing similarly to your sense of fashion. It’s not that he tries to, he just subconsciously starts to do it because he’s so used to looking at the way you’re dressed.

Skincare Sunday. Megumi cancels all events happening on Sunday, unless it’s important, to have a self care day with you. Just you two taking care of both yourselves and each other. These really help you two reset before the dreaded Monday morning.

On some weekends, you two spend time with Yuuji and Nobara, probably out somewhere so they cough cough Yuuji cough cough don’t make a fat mess in the house. Typically having a picnic or walking through the nearby shops.

Conclusion

Being with Megumi is soft and quiet. He likes a peaceful environment at home and intends to keep it that way. If Megumi wasn’t a sorcerer, you two would live a very quiet life, most likely growing old together.

G. Satoru

Rest In Peace to your sleep schedule. Gojo is a crackhead and is somehow able to be up at all hours. This man is poking you at 3 am and telling you some dumb shit he read. Sometimes you wake up to demonic sounds coming from outside the room and just as you’re about to wake Gojo, you realize it’s his dumbass.

This man has been banned from the kitchen on the count of trying to light parchment paper on fire and covering the kitchen in random splotches of what you can only assume is a type of pudding? Hopefully pudding. Every time you cook, you have to keep a sharp eye on him, who knows when he’ll just decide to fuck with you.

Gojo is well usually not home, which does suck- not that you’d say it to his face, his ego would bust a nut if you did. Seriously though, you miss him a lot and often curl up in his clothes on his side of the bed. One time Gojo came home to see you like this and immediately took a million picture while squealing how cute you are. Sometimes, he’ll just look at you apologetically, “I’m sorry I can’t be around all the time cutie.”

He’s the type to buy multiple expensive gifts to make up for it, but every time you tell you only want his presence. Gojo really does hate being away from you for long periods of time, he usually calls like every hour of the day or texts to check in on you.

Despite his reputation, you don’t have to worry about someone else catching Gojo’s eye, he’s holds the emotional attachment he has for you above casual sex.

Now onto some more domestic headcannons.

Gojo lovesss to share meals and I mean that literally. You order something, Gojo is going to take some of it. He gets something and he’s giving you the rest. Gojo loves home cooked meals, he never really got them growing up, it just felt like he was eating the same old shit.

Gojo is the type to remodel the house just for shits and giggles. Your studio? Now a ball pit. The master bath? Converted into a room sized hot tub. The kitchen? A museum dedicated to the one and only Gojo Satoru.

You nag him about his spending habits. Man just doesn’t care, he buy what he wants when he wants. This man commits tax evasion simply because it’s too much work to do. You’re always having to deal with his taxes. Tries to claim Megumi- even tho Megumi makes his own money now.

“SATORU DID YOU JUST SPEND 12K ON A LIFE SIZED NICKI MINAJ FIGURINE?!??!??”

“Dnejeuekwbwu N-no I didn’t.” That grin says otherwise.

You and Gojo do have a movie night if he is home. It’s usually the night he gets home or the night before he leaves. You always fall asleep after the third or fourth movie.

Gojo like I said, is almost never home- which means surprise packages to your shared home. A truly hated surprise. One time you made the mistake of opening a box facing you and a shit ton of confetti popped out, all that was in the box was that and a little note from Gojo to you. “Surprise (Y/n)-chan, did you like my surprise?” A menace in every sense of the word.

A surprisingly long skincare routine. You’re were kinda shocked he even tried that much, he just seemed like someone who had nice skin naturally. Definitely do face masks together. He always gets the ones with animals printed on them too.

The type of guy to just have sex toys around the house, doesn’t use them, they’re just to fluster you that’s it. And he leaves them in wack places, once you found a double ended dildo in a kitchen cabinet, to say you were shocked would’ve been an understatement.

Conclusion

Living with Gojo is like living with a fucking teenager. Horny 24/7 and whines all the time. He is an overgrown child with too much power in his hands.

N. Kento

Most peaceful to live with. Seriously Nanami likes to live a quiet life outside of work. He comes home at 6:30 sharp. Always greets you when he walks in and expects both goodbye and welcome home kisses.

Nanami is the type to cook dinner with you, he enjoys it a lot. There are times where he is too tired and you tell him to go sit down and rest his eyes while you cook.

Nanami like to do everything together. You two often sit side by side while doing taxes or the dishes. Everything is like a two man job now. In that same thought, you’ve only recently started doing Nanami’s laundry, recently because Nanami likes his clothes folded in a particular way. Idk Nanami gives me intricately folded clothes energy, like everything must be folded in a certain way and placed in a certain drawer.

Definitely the type of guy to put his food in containers like he’s Khloe Kardashian or something. Like homeboy loves to label the food and make dedicated spaces for them. Your pantry is alphabetized. Same with the fridge, everything has its own spot.

Nanami enjoys playing board games or card games with you, 9/10 he wins, but hey you won that one game like… 4 days ago. Like even tho he gives me “games are childish” energy, he’s a mastermind at most table top games.

You two read together too. Like not really watching anything, just reading the same book or enjoying each other’s presence. You guys have a room filled with books both new and old.

Nanami gives me “bathing together to relax” energy. Like he comes home and won’t have his shower or bath without you. He often asks you about your day during this time, while he’s scrubbing your head with shampoo.

Nanami’s skin is p e r f e c t. You don’t know how, but one day you’ll learn his secret. He’s the type to have an immaculate skincare routine, like a full on 10 step minimum routine. He is good about doing it every day too and despite its length, it only takes him about 20 minutes to do.

This man is a coffee addict. Nanami drinks so much coffee, you often buy several boxes worth of the same coffee. He is particular about his coffee, he will notice if it’s even slightly off. He mostly likes his coffee black with a very little amount of cream, and sugar if he’s dealing with Gojo that day.

NANAMI LIVES IN A MODEL HOME. You can’t tell me this man’s house isn’t perfect. Like come on, everything is perfect- the lawn, the garden, even the fucking siding on the house is clean. There’s nothing out of place. You honestly don’t know how because you’ve never seen him actually do anything outside, maybe magic? Does he secretly have a perfection technique?

Conclusion

Being with Nanami is like living the picture perfect life. Everything is done perfectly, honestly it seems a little too good to be true and you know what? You’re right. It is too perfect… something is about to go wrong you just know it.

R. Sukuna

I- child do you wanna be homeless? This man doesn’t understand housing of today’s age, like what the fuck is a microwave? He’s the type to start a fire in your home both on accident and on purpose.

Very messy, like you genuinely don’t understand how he can live like a fucking gremlin, just dirty clothes and dishes everywhere. He prances around around like a god, but his living standards are equal to a sewer rat. The amount of shit he’s okay with just isn’t human.

You complained about it once and even though he said deal with it, you noticed he’s been a lot cleaner recently. Rarely you catch glimpses of him trying to cook in the kitchen too.

Sukuna gives me “will eat anything edible” energy. Like as curse he doesn’t really need to eat, but like he was human once. Really really likes your food, too prideful to tell you he sucks at cooking, but he’ll inhale yours.

The type of guy that can’t be trusted doing anything domestic. Like groceries for example. “What the fuck is that?” “Sukuna that is instant ramen” “wtf? Instant? That shit must be nasty”

One time a person looked at you funny at the store and it took everything in your power to keep him from ripping them apart. Needless to say, you haven’t take Sukuna grocery shopping again, you just ask him what he wants and pray he hasn’t burnt down the house while you’re out.

Sukuna has the driest skin in the world, like man is so confident in himself he just thinks his skin is perfect. You’ve forcibly held him down and put moisturizer on him, I’m surprised he even allowed that tbh. Now, he does attempt to do the most minimum form of skincare.

This man does love cuddling. He will never say it, he will avoid the topic, but he loves touching you so much. He’s the type to touch you but will say he knew you wanted to cuddle. Like wtf he just gaslights your ass if you mention it.

Sukuna hates going out. Period end of story. Like why do you have to leave the house? He can provide you with everything you need human. Doesn’t understand the concept like at all. Gets incredibly whiny when you have to go out too. “Tch why? We have that here.” “Sukuna we have zero milk, there is no milk in the house.” “We have milk” “where? Like honestly point it out to me.” “….” “That’s what I thought.”

Conclusion

Good luck honestly. I genuinely think living with Sukuna is just a constant state of having a toddler, just constantly testing your patience any time he can. He’s a softie occasionally, but for the most part just a little shit.

F. Toji

Man is never home. Like maybe maybe like 2 days every two weeks honestly and it does strain your relationship a bit. I mean he is a fine ass man, what’s stopping him from cheating? You. This man, L o y a l, he’s alright with having to wait a bit to rail you tbh. In saying that, you better be an Olympic gymnast because this man- he’s getting you in every position in every corner of the house the second he’s home.

Toji gives me motorcycle energy. Like his only mode of transportation is a motorcycle no ands, if’s, or buts about it. It makes grocery shopping the literal worst but hey it’s fun to ride on. He never goes the speed limit either, this man is weaving in and out of traffic. He hates being out of the house for like more than an hour when he’s home.

Because he’s never home, this man checks up on you like all the time. Like calls, texts, and what not. It’s also his way of letting you know he’s not dead yet.

He’s always having shit shipped to the house and you’ve learned it’s probably better if he opened it after the first time. That time you decided to open it and put it in his ‘office’ aka a roomdedicated to Toji’s weapons and expensive illegal things ✨ it turned out to be what you could only assume to be the corpse of a high level curse.

By the way, you’re not allowed in that room either. In fact he refuses to speak about what he does to you, you just know it’s dangerous. He just doesn’t want you to be scared of him, so that’s why he doesn’t let you know.

Toji always brings home souvenirs, just some little things from places he’s been. They’re everywhere around the house too, simply because you have so many

Toji loves dates too and they’re always fancy. Likes to see you all dressed up for you dates and what not.

Toji is the type to always be tinkering around the house, like constantly fixing or upgrading something when he’s home and sometimes he’ll leave things half finished, which drives you crazy.

This man enjoys his alone time tho, so he does sit in his ‘office’ for awhile when he’s home and it makes a lol sad but you understand.

You introduced him to skincare, tho to be quite honest, his skin is naturally perfect. Like wtf? You like barely do shit, why do you glow naturally? He likes to sit you on the sink and stand between your legs when your doing stuff to his face tho, he likes the closeness.

Casual sex. There’s no avoiding it honestly, man likes to watch you squirm under him. He definitely thinks a couple should fuck like everyday and you two are no exception.

Toji is a shit for cuddling too, just wants to do it for hours. He’s got some trauma so you have to bare with him tho, but he’ll eventually want to cuddle on the couch for hours.

That reminds me, when Toji usually gets home it’s really late, so a lot of the times he’ll sleep on the couch so he won’t wake you up.

Conclusion

Toji is well a complicated individual to date let alone be in a functional relationship with. You have to respect that he can’t be there 24/7 and that he himself likes his alone time too. All in all he’s a good person to live with, just kinda never home.

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[crimeronan]

i have a formula for dealing with irl conflict that's been pretty foolproof in keeping most one-off interactions from Escalating. roughly, the steps are:

introduce myself (if we're strangers) and give a very friendly hello

compliment the other person in some way (if appearance-related, ALWAYS on a choice they've made: i love your shoes, makeup, hairstyle, earrings, shirt, etc)

establish that i'm On Their Side, even if i'm not -- wow, what crazy times we live in! gosh, pandemic isolation has been rough on me and my roommates. my favorite childhood memories are of the fourth of july! etc

raise my concern, but in a gently self-deprecating way, as if i'm embarrassed to be inconveniencing them

provide a legitimate reason to resolve the conflict, phrasing it as though they're doing me a huge favor in the process

this works BEST if you're trying to resolve an immediate situation, such as:

they aren't wearing a mask or their mask isn't covering their nose (not as much of a concern now that i'm vaxxed, but this formula helped when i was concerned!)

they're setting off illegal explosives next to your very flammable apartment complex surrounded by very dry trees in the middle of a drought/deadly heat wave (🙄🙄🙄)

they blocked the Entire Dumpster of your Entire Apartment Complex with an old mattress the garbage men won't pick up, and now you can't throw your trash out

etc

an example of how these steps work in practice:

hi, i'm kitkat! i live right across the street

i'm loving the firework show! sorry i'm interrupting

it's great to see everyone having so much fun. those spiral rockets were my favorite growing up, i was so worried nobody would do anything fun this year and the fourth is my favorite holiday

do you guys know how much longer you'll be out here? ("we're just wrapping up") oh okay! i don't want to spoil anybody's fun, it's been forever since we could do anything fun

i just have a dog who doesn't like the noise - we gave her a sedative, but i'm trying to figure out if she needs another ("oh no! yeah we're almost done") oh thank you so much!

i take a slightly different approach when i'm trying to change people's MINDS about things rather than just their short-term behavior

but this approach works Great for short-term issues, because people feel REALLY REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE being a contentious dick to someone who is So Friendly And Nice.

there's also an element of privilege here; it's pretty easy for me to make myself approachable to most people, since i'm a short white woman-seeming person who's good at faking neurotypicality. like, i've used this method to watch/record police interactions without irritating the officers in question, which is not something everyone can safely do.

so always use your judgment when deciding which battles you want to pick -- safety is the top priority. but if you DO want to practice "Hey Stop Doing That Please" in your neighborhood or elsewhere, these guidelines work pretty well for me!

#okay to reblog #just thinking about this bc the neighbors using explosives thing happened just a few hours ago #my mom taught me this skillset as a survival tactic but it serves me well with mundane shit too #life advice #social interaction #conflict resolution #long post