Boss: We should make Ruby's fellow leader, Jaune Arc, our next target.
Emerald: (Flinches)
Boss: Our spies say he's been acting as a sort of solo superhero around Vale, but his interactions with Ruby Rose outside of these escapades tell a different story. It's possible that he's living a triple life as a backup leader in case Ruby Rose falls.
Lackey: Don't he got a kid going to school in Vale, too? Nab him and Jaune Arc will do whatever we want to protect him.
Boss: Not bad, kid. I want a team of two to go down there and bring that kid here now!
Thug: Yes, sir!
Emerald: Sir, I'd like to volunteer for this mission!
Thug: Hey! Who said you could talk?!
Emerald: I... I know where his nephew goes to school, and I know what he looks like!
Thug: You're still too new to the clan!
Boss: Hey, hey, if she says she knows what the kid looks like, then that should make it easier for everybody! Have her be one of the two.
Thug: Y-Yes, sir!
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Emerald: So, what's our plan?
Punk: Not much to it. Kid's school is getting out, so all we gotta do is grab him on his way home whenever he's easiest to get.
Emerald: (Clenches fists)
Punk: Hey, look alive, rookie. School's out. That him?
Emerald: (Sees Adrian) Y-Yeah...
Punk: Heh... All alone with his teacher. Too easy.
Punk: (Walks up) Hey there, Adrian! Sorry to keep you waiting! Mommy was too busy today, so she sent me to pick you up. Say bye-bye to your teacher and let's go home to-
Adrian: (Gut punches)
Punk: (Collapses)
Oscar: ADRIAN?!
Adrian: (Runs to Oscar) Stranger danger!
Emerald: (Walks up)
Adrian: Miss Emerald~!
Oscar: Emerald... What's going on?
Emerald: It's a long story. Listen, I need you to call Jaune.
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TEACHER/PROFESSOR!DAZAI HC'S PART 2
ʚїɞ There are hc's just about teacher Dazai but also some including reader once again so-
ʚїɞ Dazai x reader
ʚїɞ Keep in mind English is not my first language, so you may find mistakes!
ʚїɞ word count: 785
ʚїɞ Part 1
ʚїɞ My current ongoing Christmas event
ʚїɞ Tw’s: None! Just some regular fluff and stuff
ʚїɞ The first part was more liked than I thought damn
ཐིཋྀ If you want to find him outside of the lesson there are 3 options if he isn’t in the classroom
ཐིཋྀ One would be that he’s in Chuuya’s classroom to annoy him (many students wonder why he goes there when they claim to hate each other)
ཐིཋྀ The second one would be that he’s gone to the teacher's lounge probably annoying Kunikida
ཐིཋྀ Or the third option, the lil shit is wandering around the halls so you need to count on sheer luck to find him
ཐིཋྀ Everyone wonders whether he comes to work with bed hair everyday because he's too lazy to brush it out or his hair is naturally messy
ཐིཋྀ HE WOULD HAVE HIS HAIR UP IN A PONYTAIL VERY OFTEN SO IT DOESN’T GO INTO HIS EYES VBDWIBWJWDAEDIVAD
ཐིཋྀ In winter he makes it look like he has a new sweater/shirt everyday, but he simply styles it differently (Motivation comes from the amusement he gets after confusing the students)
ཐིཋྀ He so would wear jewelry like necklaces, earrings, and rings (he wore all his rings outside of the gloves besides the marriage band until his marriage was revealed to the students, after that, it joined the other rings on top and not under the material)
ཐིཋྀ Chuuya even gets him new jewelry every few months, even if there isn't a special occasion
ཐིཋྀ He wanted to make one of those charts with stars or other shapes for specific things like ‘you get a star if you give your work in on time’ to give out good grades practically for free but the school didn't allow him
ཐིཋྀ Students would love that idea, because who wouldn't want free good grades
ཐིཋྀ Actually, I think the school would let him do the chart thing in his first year, but said ‘no’ later
ཐིཋྀ His classroom would be decorated for different occasions, no doubt on that one
ཐིཋྀ He and Chuuya once came to work in each other's clothes and literally everyone was so lost on why they lost a bet to you
ཐིཋྀ Whenever he's in as a substitute, he makes it so damn fun that no student even thinks of skipping because they would miss absolute tea
ཐིཋྀ He always has pens/pencils for the students to borrow if they need it
ཐིཋྀ During his first few years, a student would get expelled every year from his class due to their stupid decision to flirt with him because they wanted better grades or needed to pass
ཐིཋྀ Speaking of that, a student flirted with you once (a small passing crush) and you had to stop Dazai from expelling them for that😭✋
ཐིཋྀ One time, he randomly called in, saying he couldn't go in. It was obvious he wasn't sick but he hung up before anyone could ask questions
ཐིཋྀ You were sick, that's the reason
ཐིཋྀYou brought cookies the first time you visited Dazai’s class to actually meet the students, and immediately, they held you in high regard because ’Professor Dazai’s spouse brought a cookie for every single student in his class, and you just can’t dislike someone who gives cookies because they wanted to make sure they seem nice’
ཐིཋྀ You wanted to bring ice cream but you realized early on how much it would need to be and decided on cookies instead
ཐིཋྀ The students would be absolutely jealous of Dazai’s bentos when they saw them, no matter whether it was before they knew about you or after
ཐིཋྀ If it was before, they would always ask where he got them and he would give a random street name, just for the students to realize it was something completely different once they checked out the actual address
ཐིཋྀ If it’s after they found out, I can guarantee that some students straight up asked or even offered money to have a bento made by you💀
“It looks so delicious [random name]!”
“You still shouldn’t have asked his spouse to make you food.”
“You’re acting like the professor knows I asked about it.”
“And you’re acting like it’s not obvious that I’ve been told about that.”
ཐིཋྀ Yes, he scared those 2 students in the middle of the lecture and assigned extra work for the one that asked you for food
ཐིཋྀ Dazai gatekeeps your meals from most people, he would from everyone if it wasn't for the fact that he knows it would make you sad to be unable to give food to your friends😭
ཐིཋྀ You sometimes give Dazai 2 or more bentos than just one if you know that one of the other professors didn't make food for the day (if the other person is Chuuya, you need to tell the ginger that Dazai has another bento with him or he won't get it because of Dazai not bothering to tell him or giving it to him)
Notes, comments, and reblogs are greatly appreciated
@kissesmellow21 @deonsx @sukiischaotic (I hope you 3 won't mind the tagging <3)
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Listening to a podcast discussing conspiracy theories and deconstructing the ideas behind them and it's reminded me of the coolest practical lessons in critical thinking I ever got, both in high school, both from the same teacher. One was a month long project on who killed jfk in which we could basically present any theory as long as we cited all our reasons and it got us really excited about research and interpretation, but it was the follow up that I liked best.
Our next project she brought us into class and showed us a documentary claiming the moon landing was faked. Gave us worksheets to do that sided with that stance. And at the end of class a bunch of us were like miss wait this doesn't seem right?? and she said okay, we'll discuss that next week. The next lesson, she showed us a mythbusters episode countering all the claims of the original documentary and gave us worksheets for that, and another bunch of people went wait miss you can't teach us two opposing things, which one is right? What do we put on the exam??
So she split the class in two and told us each to present a case based on each side, and to explain why our source was or wasn't the more reliable of the two. Got us to debate each other directly and use additional sources to back us up and explain why those sources were reliable and should be believed. And because they were randomly assigned there was no guarantee you'd agree with the stance you were presenting, but you had to present it like you did. At the end of the project she asked us all which stance we found more convincing and why, and the majority of us basically said "we think that the moon landing is real because most of the arguments against it seem like someone reacted to a confusing thing without testing it, but when you test it and ask the person running the test to explain the science it makes sense once you have more information. Also, one documentary was made with the help of scientists with qualifications and experience and the other was made by people who don't have that but like to write mystery books, which looks like a less reliable way to get an answer. But we still dont understand why you showed us both if one is wrong."
And she was like excellent. You've done exactly what you should do. At high school level, we as teachers are expected to filter for the reliable sources for you, so you know to repeat that to pass an exam, but if you want to be historians on your own, I won't be your teacher any more once you graduate. Lots of people have opinions and theories and research about times in history, and it's your job to learn how to look at them and decide who you want to trust. This won't be on the exam, but I need you all to know it. You all did a great job following the school's instructions to repeat information you were given, but for some of you, that information wasn't on a reliable foundation. I know you all know how to pass an exam. You're smart and you've been trained to follow these instructions. What you deserve to be taught is how to use all this once you don't have to do exams any more.
And then as a reward for us doing a good job at figuring out the value of checking your sources' sources she let us watch Bush get hit in the face with a shoe before we had to go to maths. Shoutout to you Ms Hannah you were a good'un I hope you're doing well ten years on from that class
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So tennessee brought guns into classrooms thanks to Republican's efforts. I don't mean "Teacher's can bring guns to school" I mean They're Arming Them with Tax Dollars.
Now a kid no longer needs their parents to even own a gun irresponsibly! And Teacher's can FINALLY be blamed for school shootings by giving them EXPONTIALLY ESCALATED WORK with literally Only Risk just like god intended.
MAN what happened to the good ol' days where these losers just LARPed online about making the problem worse purposefully until the dumbest of idiot masses believed it.
Literally, I don't say that angstily, but realistically: Tennessee Schools are Fortnite Battle Royales now.
"I know I'm heading straight for Mr Brerns classroom, he's got that Purple Grade shit"
Give it time, they're waiting on another "woke" to be murdered to celebrate the bill functioning as intended, much as it had with the other Red school and non-binary kid being murdered in the bathroom.
What a fun world. Y'know, if republicans want people to believe we don't have absolutely too many guns, maybe airdropping guns into schools ain't the smartest fucking thing. Kinda proves the point you can't escape potential Murder by Point-and-Click Kill Tools.
So. What's gonna happen first? Kid breaks into the underbudgeted drawer of a "by the books" weapon enclosure? (Teacher's Desk) or does the teacher leave it out and the kid get it? Does the teacher keep it on their person and it fall due to underbudgeted holsters and training? Or, the most exponentially likely, does the Teacher shoot some kids because of all people you can check the easiest for a weapon, it's the 20 adults taking care of 200 kids. That and "self-defense" is absolutely going to be abused, if not, outright 0 tolerance to the point teacher's won't even use a gun when the magical disney moment eventually occurs ontop of the piles of children's bodies.
Nah, none of that will ever happen, because realistically your science teacher can be trusted with a gun to specifically fight back against shooters who we've deemed an unsolvable natural event specifically and only in america, all this for Partly More than Minimum Wage. Oh. And they ain't raising budgets for anywhere education so...Kinda...Kinda gotta ask what republicans think a school is for anymore. Especially when Damn Near Every Time it's a republican committing the act. Do they think schools should legitimately be like their percieved Saudi Arabia? Just a bunch of shootouts and trauma?
Can we just fucking let these people go without Blue Tax Dollars already? They're kind've nothing but a nightmare of idiocracy and escalation before all forms of self-awareness.
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