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howlingday · 20 hours
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Boss: We should make Ruby's fellow leader, Jaune Arc, our next target.
Emerald: (Flinches)
Boss: Our spies say he's been acting as a sort of solo superhero around Vale, but his interactions with Ruby Rose outside of these escapades tell a different story. It's possible that he's living a triple life as a backup leader in case Ruby Rose falls.
Lackey: Don't he got a kid going to school in Vale, too? Nab him and Jaune Arc will do whatever we want to protect him.
Boss: Not bad, kid. I want a team of two to go down there and bring that kid here now!
Thug: Yes, sir!
Emerald: Sir, I'd like to volunteer for this mission!
Thug: Hey! Who said you could talk?!
Emerald: I... I know where his nephew goes to school, and I know what he looks like!
Thug: You're still too new to the clan!
Boss: Hey, hey, if she says she knows what the kid looks like, then that should make it easier for everybody! Have her be one of the two.
Thug: Y-Yes, sir!
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Emerald: So, what's our plan?
Punk: Not much to it. Kid's school is getting out, so all we gotta do is grab him on his way home whenever he's easiest to get.
Emerald: (Clenches fists)
Punk: Hey, look alive, rookie. School's out. That him?
Emerald: (Sees Adrian) Y-Yeah...
Punk: Heh... All alone with his teacher. Too easy.
Punk: (Walks up) Hey there, Adrian! Sorry to keep you waiting! Mommy was too busy today, so she sent me to pick you up. Say bye-bye to your teacher and let's go home to-
Adrian: (Gut punches)
Punk: (Collapses)
Oscar: ADRIAN?!
Adrian: (Runs to Oscar) Stranger danger!
Emerald: (Walks up)
Adrian: Miss Emerald~!
Oscar: Emerald... What's going on?
Emerald: It's a long story. Listen, I need you to call Jaune.
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yurislotusgarden · 5 months
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TEACHER/PROFESSOR!DAZAI HC'S PART 2
ʚїɞ There are hc's just about teacher Dazai but also some including reader once again so-
ʚїɞ Dazai x reader
ʚїɞ Keep in mind English is not my first language, so you may find mistakes!
ʚїɞ word count: 785
ʚїɞ Part 1
ʚїɞ My current ongoing Christmas event
ʚїɞ Tw’s: None! Just some regular fluff and stuff
ʚїɞ The first part was more liked than I thought damn
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ཐིཋྀ If you want to find him outside of the lesson there are 3 options if he isn’t in the classroom
ཐིཋྀ One would be that he’s in Chuuya’s classroom to annoy him (many students wonder why he goes there when they claim to hate each other)
ཐིཋྀ The second one would be that he’s gone to the teacher's lounge probably annoying Kunikida
ཐིཋྀ Or the third option, the lil shit is wandering around the halls so you need to count on sheer luck to find him
ཐིཋྀ Everyone wonders whether he comes to work with bed hair everyday because he's too lazy to brush it out or his hair is naturally messy
ཐིཋྀ HE WOULD HAVE HIS HAIR UP IN A PONYTAIL VERY OFTEN SO IT DOESN’T GO INTO HIS EYES VBDWIBWJWDAEDIVAD
ཐིཋྀ In winter he makes it look like he has a new sweater/shirt everyday, but he simply styles it differently (Motivation comes from the amusement he gets after confusing the students)
ཐིཋྀ He so would wear jewelry like necklaces, earrings, and rings (he wore all his rings outside of the gloves besides the marriage band until his marriage was revealed to the students, after that, it joined the other rings on top and not under the material)
ཐིཋྀ Chuuya even gets him new jewelry every few months, even if there isn't a special occasion
ཐིཋྀ He wanted to make one of those charts with stars or other shapes for specific things like ‘you get a star if you give your work in on time’ to give out good grades practically for free but the school didn't allow him
ཐིཋྀ Students would love that idea, because who wouldn't want free good grades
ཐིཋྀ Actually, I think the school would let him do the chart thing in his first year, but said ‘no’ later
ཐིཋྀ His classroom would be decorated for different occasions, no doubt on that one
ཐིཋྀ He and Chuuya once came to work in each other's clothes and literally everyone was so lost on why they lost a bet to you
ཐིཋྀ Whenever he's in as a substitute, he makes it so damn fun that no student even thinks of skipping because they would miss absolute tea
ཐིཋྀ He always has pens/pencils for the students to borrow if they need it
ཐིཋྀ During his first few years,  a student would get expelled every year from his class due to their stupid decision to flirt with him because they wanted better grades or needed to pass
ཐིཋྀ Speaking of that, a student flirted with you once (a small passing crush) and you had to stop Dazai from expelling them for that😭✋
ཐིཋྀ One time, he randomly called in, saying he couldn't go in. It was obvious he wasn't sick but he hung up before anyone could ask questions
ཐིཋྀ You were sick, that's the reason
ཐིཋྀYou brought cookies the first time you visited Dazai’s class to actually meet the students, and immediately, they held you in high regard because ’Professor Dazai’s spouse brought a cookie for every single student in his class, and you just can’t dislike someone who gives cookies because they wanted to make sure they seem nice’
ཐིཋྀ You wanted to bring ice cream but you realized early on how much it would need to be and decided on cookies instead
ཐིཋྀ The students would be absolutely jealous of Dazai’s bentos when they saw them, no matter whether it was before they knew about you or after
ཐིཋྀ If it was before, they would always ask where he got them and he would give a random street name, just for the students to realize it was something completely different once they checked out the actual address
ཐིཋྀ If it’s after they found out, I can guarantee that some students straight up asked or even offered money to have a bento made by you💀
“It looks so delicious [random name]!”
“You still shouldn’t have asked his spouse to make you food.”
“You’re acting like the professor knows I asked about it.”
“And you’re acting like it’s not obvious that I’ve been told about that.”
ཐིཋྀ Yes, he scared those 2 students in the middle of the lecture and assigned extra work for the one that asked you for food
ཐིཋྀ Dazai gatekeeps your meals from most people, he would from everyone if it wasn't for the fact that he knows it would make you sad to be unable to give food to your friends😭
ཐིཋྀ You sometimes give Dazai 2 or more bentos than just one if you know that one of the other professors didn't make food for the day (if the other person is Chuuya, you need to tell the ginger that Dazai has another bento with him or he won't get it because of Dazai not bothering to tell him or giving it to him)
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disdaidal · 3 months
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I wanna thank my irl friends who follow me here and also my beloved mutuals as well as followers who still send me kind messages and try to interact with me and my stuff even if I'm bad at doing it myself.
Honestly, things haven't been that great with me lately, so... it means a lot to me. Honestly. <3
#personal#i had to make the tough decision to drop out of school last week#i didn't exactly want it if i'm being completely honest here#but certain stuff was preventing me from getting further so i knew the teachers are gonna ask me to quit over at our teams meeting#i instantly contacted my nurse about my situation. and she got me a doctor's appointment which was yesterday#where i kind of broke down a little. not because she didn't grant me the sick leave i thought i was going to get#after feeling down and sleeping terribly for weeks#but because she actually *got me*. like. she actually listened to me and figured out some stuff and told me that#what i'm going through and what i've been going through for years would make anyone depressed#so i couldn't help but cry a little because yeah. i'm so tired of never being enough no matter how hard i try#because my brain's wired a certain way and it makes me slow and kinda clumsy and inattentive at times#which. you might guess is not ideal at today's work environment. or studying-wise even#so instead of granting me sick leave (she did say we can change that at anytime though) she told me to wait for that phone call#from the unemployment office. which i should be getting tomorrow. or well. later today#and talk to them about this. to see if they can offer some solutions. or if we can figure something out#'cause i'm getting closer to my 40s and not getting anywhere and it's wearing me out and tiring me out#because i clearly can't help myself or change my ways on my own#i managed to get some work last week though. at the local youth house. one shift though but money still#but i haven't been getting those offers a lot during the past few months so it's not enough to support me obviously#so i definitely need something else. and i hope i can get help. that someone could help me#i should finally get tested for adhd next month too. i don't know if i even have it or if it's gonna change anything but#at least i'd know#anyway i needed to get this off my chest. cause i'm kinda crying a little bit even now just thinking about this whole thing#sorry
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animangalover-writes · 5 months
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Special interest? Triggered.
I will now talk about the movie breakfast club for 4 hours straight.
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crabussy · 1 year
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I want to take a bite out of someone's arm but I'm too shy
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fantomette22 · 6 months
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Also kind of funny how people say i’m quite discreet and don’t talk a lot when i’m afraid i talk too much (maybe too loud or too fast) and afraid i ended up annoyed them. (Can smn explain pls xD)
anyway it’s late i apologize if it doesn’t make so much sense it is late)
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andthebeanstalk · 1 year
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My first time watching Glass Onion it was obvious that Miles' speeches were bullshit, but I still searched for any hidden meaning there might be.
The second time is a different experience though because every time my brain starts to search for meaning, I feel like Benoit Blanc discovering that no, there is absolutely no hidden meaning.
It's bullshit it's all nothing nothing nothing! It is just how you end up talking when everyone reacts to your self-aggrandizing word vomit like it is actually wisdom.
Also, legit, when Miles gave his stupid bullshit speech about what the word 'disruptor' means to him, I shit you not I was like holy shit am I back in business school right now?!
Miles must have given speeches like that at 100 business school graduations, goddamn.
Like, the motherfuckers really do sound like this. We didn't have any billionaires come, but we had a lot of millionaire guest speakers in my classes, and they fucking talk like that.
They all think they're rugged capitalists, but they're just glass onions!
#original#glass onion#it's just. business school prepared me really well to succeed in the business world as a straight white neurotypical#able-bodied cis man with a large network of very wealthy friends and family#I really would have killed it if I wasn't a queer autistic cripple!#even the best teachers seemed incredibly unaware of the enormous privilege that they were assuming in their students when they taught#but they basically presupposed you had infinite energy and savings and a disturbingly large number of my classes were just#lectures about pushing as hard as you can no matter what#they used Starbucks as an example of an admirable case of somebody who persisted in going to 150 investor pitches before being approved#and like. how many people do you know who have enough savings to schedule plan and attend 150 investor pitches?#how many people do you know who could set up even 12 through their connections?#where are those savings coming from? where are those investor pitch meetings coming from? those aren't easy to get!!#but none of this was ever mentioned it was just awesome that the guy kept trying I guess.#I have a sneaking suspicion that if I were to have dug deeper into some of the examples we were given that a lot of those#real life businesses probably started with a big big loan from somebody's parents#I was listening to the show you're wrong about which is a really good podcast and Michael Hobbs was like#anytime you see an article glorifying someone's financial success especially at a young age you should control F for 'parents'#because chances are you will probably see the word 'parents' somewhere next to the words 'million dollar loan'#anyway college is a scam. the community aspect was incredibly cool but I don't see why we as a culture need to only be able to access that#kind of community when we are paying a scam Institution a shitload of money for Educations that aren't helpful for the majority of us#if College was free then people could actually study things that are useful or fun for them#I took most of my courses just to fill out my major too. the point wasn't to learn it was to graduate.#and then it turned out that if you're disabled in the way i am it doesn't matter if you have a college degree!#but I'm sure miles would say I just need to pull myself up by my bootstraps. and that's why I'm glad his life got exploded 😌#andi kept him around for his money - why else would he be there when no one even liked him??#he was the bankroll#one time I swear to god we just had the guy from American Psycho just a real ass Patrick Bateman#it was wild watching that movie later and being like ???? I know this guy!#outside of the actual murder scenes everything in that movie is not exaggerated in the slightest those bitches really are like that#like my parents are not 1% level rich so there'd be no giant loans but they are rich. it'd be stupid to act like i didn't benefit from that
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shprka · 2 years
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Billy Hargrove has a type and it's dorky brown haired guys
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Wait hear me out - he'd be ass over tits for all of them because they're dorky, good looking, look amazing in glasses, oblivious (especially when it comes to romance), great moustaches (cough daddy issues cough), protective, good with kids (debatable sith Callahan lol), are sory of authoritu figures to Billy (King Steve, Police officer, Teacher) (Daddy Issues), 100% wear dorky polo shirts at home, Billy would want to eat them alive (or be eaten alive 👀)
Having Big Brain thoughts suddenly on the bus because of that Callhan-Billy gifset from @disdaidal and @lovebillyhargrove 👀👀👀
Also the First Crush where it all started (but that is just my hc):
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nonbinary-octopus · 22 days
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oops I started thinking about a frustrating event from highschool and spiraled into anger again :/
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cybertomii · 3 months
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the performing arts propaganda is propagandizing
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aro-culture-is · 2 years
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arospec culture is not being able to come out to your parents because you know that since you're not "fully aro" (might be comp allo tho efrgt) they might just brush you off
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podddcasttt · 7 months
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being a children's librarian is fun because you get to look forward to not having to answer questions about the printer or the mysteries of google drive like adult services does, but then you get asked questions about phonics and AR reading levels and you realize that there are mysteries the depths of which you can never fathom but you have to try because there is a very stressed parent right in front of you
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gideonisms · 2 years
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good god. If anyone knows how to turn off the brain setting that is like. If I do not write this perfectly I will die but also I Cannot get started or I will die. Let me know
#i'm suffering#because the prof was like what are your plans after this class and i was listing jobs i might apply to#he was like no i mean ur grad school plans and we had the whole conversation u know the one teachers sometimes have with you#it would be a waste of potential to do *whatever terrible job you are doing* instead of like. continuing to write papers#and he was really kind so i kind of played it off like haha you haven't read my final paper don't make up ur mind yet#but he said if my paper was good i should discuss my options for grad school afterwards with him and like. fine okay#i was planning to go to trade school after this maybe but like#1 conversation about my other options would be nice don't look a gift horse in the mouth etc#of course i'm wary af i don't trust an authority figure as far as i can throw them but you know. my paper was good i know this for a fact#point is now this paper has to be good or i'll become an electrician. or whatever#and u know what it definitely will be good it's just it won't be quite as good as the last one and i have#work hours and like due dates and i also have to eat food and experience experiences and everything is extremely bright and loud this month!#this is exactly why i am not living up to my 'full' 'potential'. this is exactly why i work the job i do which by the way someone has to#someone has to check out ur groceries and listen to you complain and my only real quarrel with it is the pay and the fact that#i'm just wildly unsuited to it as far as personality goes. like this is just because i can imitate everyone else#i do it in my papers too. i just think of the last peer reviewed paper i read and make my writing also do that#in a way i'm constantly writing fic. when u think about it#if you're wondering whether it has inhibited my 'own' 'voice' the answer is yes! it has.
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calamitys-child · 6 months
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Listening to a podcast discussing conspiracy theories and deconstructing the ideas behind them and it's reminded me of the coolest practical lessons in critical thinking I ever got, both in high school, both from the same teacher. One was a month long project on who killed jfk in which we could basically present any theory as long as we cited all our reasons and it got us really excited about research and interpretation, but it was the follow up that I liked best.
Our next project she brought us into class and showed us a documentary claiming the moon landing was faked. Gave us worksheets to do that sided with that stance. And at the end of class a bunch of us were like miss wait this doesn't seem right?? and she said okay, we'll discuss that next week. The next lesson, she showed us a mythbusters episode countering all the claims of the original documentary and gave us worksheets for that, and another bunch of people went wait miss you can't teach us two opposing things, which one is right? What do we put on the exam??
So she split the class in two and told us each to present a case based on each side, and to explain why our source was or wasn't the more reliable of the two. Got us to debate each other directly and use additional sources to back us up and explain why those sources were reliable and should be believed. And because they were randomly assigned there was no guarantee you'd agree with the stance you were presenting, but you had to present it like you did. At the end of the project she asked us all which stance we found more convincing and why, and the majority of us basically said "we think that the moon landing is real because most of the arguments against it seem like someone reacted to a confusing thing without testing it, but when you test it and ask the person running the test to explain the science it makes sense once you have more information. Also, one documentary was made with the help of scientists with qualifications and experience and the other was made by people who don't have that but like to write mystery books, which looks like a less reliable way to get an answer. But we still dont understand why you showed us both if one is wrong."
And she was like excellent. You've done exactly what you should do. At high school level, we as teachers are expected to filter for the reliable sources for you, so you know to repeat that to pass an exam, but if you want to be historians on your own, I won't be your teacher any more once you graduate. Lots of people have opinions and theories and research about times in history, and it's your job to learn how to look at them and decide who you want to trust. This won't be on the exam, but I need you all to know it. You all did a great job following the school's instructions to repeat information you were given, but for some of you, that information wasn't on a reliable foundation. I know you all know how to pass an exam. You're smart and you've been trained to follow these instructions. What you deserve to be taught is how to use all this once you don't have to do exams any more.
And then as a reward for us doing a good job at figuring out the value of checking your sources' sources she let us watch Bush get hit in the face with a shoe before we had to go to maths. Shoutout to you Ms Hannah you were a good'un I hope you're doing well ten years on from that class
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saltypiss · 7 days
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So tennessee brought guns into classrooms thanks to Republican's efforts. I don't mean "Teacher's can bring guns to school" I mean They're Arming Them with Tax Dollars.
Now a kid no longer needs their parents to even own a gun irresponsibly! And Teacher's can FINALLY be blamed for school shootings by giving them EXPONTIALLY ESCALATED WORK with literally Only Risk just like god intended.
MAN what happened to the good ol' days where these losers just LARPed online about making the problem worse purposefully until the dumbest of idiot masses believed it.
Literally, I don't say that angstily, but realistically: Tennessee Schools are Fortnite Battle Royales now.
"I know I'm heading straight for Mr Brerns classroom, he's got that Purple Grade shit"
Give it time, they're waiting on another "woke" to be murdered to celebrate the bill functioning as intended, much as it had with the other Red school and non-binary kid being murdered in the bathroom.
What a fun world. Y'know, if republicans want people to believe we don't have absolutely too many guns, maybe airdropping guns into schools ain't the smartest fucking thing. Kinda proves the point you can't escape potential Murder by Point-and-Click Kill Tools.
So. What's gonna happen first? Kid breaks into the underbudgeted drawer of a "by the books" weapon enclosure? (Teacher's Desk) or does the teacher leave it out and the kid get it? Does the teacher keep it on their person and it fall due to underbudgeted holsters and training? Or, the most exponentially likely, does the Teacher shoot some kids because of all people you can check the easiest for a weapon, it's the 20 adults taking care of 200 kids. That and "self-defense" is absolutely going to be abused, if not, outright 0 tolerance to the point teacher's won't even use a gun when the magical disney moment eventually occurs ontop of the piles of children's bodies.
Nah, none of that will ever happen, because realistically your science teacher can be trusted with a gun to specifically fight back against shooters who we've deemed an unsolvable natural event specifically and only in america, all this for Partly More than Minimum Wage. Oh. And they ain't raising budgets for anywhere education so...Kinda...Kinda gotta ask what republicans think a school is for anymore. Especially when Damn Near Every Time it's a republican committing the act. Do they think schools should legitimately be like their percieved Saudi Arabia? Just a bunch of shootouts and trauma?
Can we just fucking let these people go without Blue Tax Dollars already? They're kind've nothing but a nightmare of idiocracy and escalation before all forms of self-awareness.
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autisticlee · 1 month
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If things for non-verbal communication helps you I'd say go for it. Others saying you're not suffering enough to make things easier for you aren't living your life. Do what helps you.
even if I did, the world around me isn't very accommodating. I know all people in my life wouldn't be accepting of it. I don't go out much or have many friends. don't talk where I volunteer but I told them on the form I signed up on that I wouldn't talk and they're surprisingly accepting of it. don't talk at work, but work with my mom so she talks for me basically. the times I would need it would be very hard to use. not sure if I could do it with phone calls or video calls. am known to not call back for important things because dont answer my phone and will try to email them instead and no one wants to answer emails. will beg them not to call in message. they leave voice mail saying they got my message so call them back..... have video calls with my therapist and don't know how i'd use it for that. could help for in person doctor appointments but doctors are so impatient and want me in and out fast, don't know if it would improve much. I already never get to say all I need and non verbal communications is slow. don't know how twitch chat would react, so might be the only viable option...people that know me might be weirded out but whatever. new people might make fun of a robot voice but whatever x2 if I make it part of my "thing" they can deal with it especially if I cam finish making a vtuber and make that their "voice" maybe.... would be hard when playing games having to stop to type and won't say things enough so kinda same problem.....hmmm. could maybe at least work for art streams? 🤔
#sorry for rambling. just working it out in my head#wish it would be easier but world isnt very accomodating so dont know how to navigate that#ah. remembering as a kid desperately wishing i could learn sign language and teach everyone around me so i could acrually communicate#but didnt have internet and couldnt find books for it and no one wanted to learn it for me either#was excited to take it in high school but they got rid of a bunch of classes because not enough funding and cant afford teachers :/#is alternative communication easier for me if hurdles it has are exhausting too? just emailing places is very stressful and tiring#and they never accommodate that. either ignoring or calling anyway! cant get a prescription because they dont read emails!#S I G H#talking feels so hard for me but am told don't count as semiverbal/semispeaking. makes me wonder how hard is for actual semispeakers#or dare i say....would i actually count and just got wrong info because i explain bad...idk.#am wondering if its common where people get mad because You Can Make Mouth Sounds So I Only Listen Of You Speak!#used to write in notebook to try communicating at school. people say they wont read and had teacher tear paper up and force speech#he got no speech.#pretty sure using aac would be similar “use your voice. i wont listen to that! i know you can talk!” people irl are ignorant and not nice#why this post take 45 minutes to make....typing is tiring 😅#so used to trying to typer perfect so people understand better and am known to be really good writer. but. so tiring....#maybe should try shorter wordings. is easier. hope people understand. uhhdhhdhssdhhdbdhefhf tired
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