#I thought this was funny

[rook-specter]

[Image Description: A screenshot of Callie and Marie from Splatoon, posing. Callie says, "i'm callie", Marie says, "and i'm marie". Flaming text underneath them reads: "The Squid Sisters". End ID]

#rook says shit #splatoon #squid sisters #callie splatoon #marie splatoon #even though they're cousins #I thought this was funny #I think this was already done but fuck you

[snickerdoodlesart]

Maybe not the best thing to post for Valentines, but I think its funny.

#rain world #rain world downpour #rain world fanart #rw artificer #rw saint #artisaint #rw karmaflower #karmaflower #rw desiderium comic #rw comic #given how many people agreed with me on my other post that theyd kill each other if they got the chance #i thought this was funny

[todtomatoes]

This is canon for me.

#my art #shitpost #i thought this was funny #peter dunbar #peter your boyfriend #yb fanart #yb game #yb peter #your boyfriend peter #your boyfriend visual novel #my dear hatchet man #mdhm #mdhm alan #mdhm game #alan orion #your boyfriend game #yourboyfriendgame #yb art #yb fandom

[emilostingender]

The duality of lancer players

#lancer rpg #lancer ttrpg #lancer meme #i thought this was funny #catgirl-bixxi #gwenthebard

[neaa25]

has this been done yet

#prsk fa #project sekai #project sekai colorful stage #project sekai fanart #vbs kaito #niigo kaito #scratches head idk if this is accurate but #i thought this was funny #kaito vocaloid

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny didn't know what to do with all these flowers. Sure, Amity had done a 180 after they stopped listening to his parents (its just a shame what had happened to them) and they now loved thier guardian and savior.

Which brought him back to the flowers. It was the day after Valentines and he had gotten gifts from what felt like everyone in the city (except Vlad who was in ghost jail via the Observants) leading him to having a massive pile of flowers, stuffed animals and candy to figure out what to do with.

Obviously most of the stuffing were going to be decorating his lair in the GZ but the flowers would rot eventually and he didn't even own a single vase anyway. He was not going to mention the chocolate.

Then Tucker gave him an idea. He can just give them away to other heros.

Cackling he set about plans to ambush the batfam who he had met once or twice when he was exploring through dimensions (and promptly chased out of the city)

He started with Red Robin the smartest and arguably the cutest of the brood. He had picked a good time too because birdy looked five steps away from falling asleep on the rooftop while running, so when Danny through a bouquet or roses at him the soft petals clocked him right in the face.

The look he gave was one of pure confusion as he stared at the plants. Then, all too soon it clicked and the vigilantes face turned a lovely shade of red as he looked around for whoever tossed them. Luckily Danny stayed off the visible spectrum that night.

The next victim was Spoiler who he clocked in the back of the head while she was distracted by talking to a civilian. The yelp she made was glorious and almost made Danny cackle and give away his position.

Red Hood Danny had to be the hardest one. Sneaking up on him was almost impossible. He could sense RH like he could a ghost but something was definitely off. He wondered if Hood could sense him too. Is that how he always seemed to know he was around. It didn't matter in the end because Danny had a lot of free time without the ghost attacks and a near endless supply of ammo. Still. Danny was getting irritated and just decided to chuck flowers at the guy until he landed a hit. He didn't know why hood was freaking out so much over flowers or why he was shooting at the flowers or even what "Pit" he was screaming about but the moment he got a hit in Danny decided to bounce.

Robin was funny. He threw a bouquet and the little bird caught it like a sword before inspecting it with a raised eyebrow.

Orphan was nice. She caught her bouquet gracefully in her arms almost as if she was expecting it and held it to her chest before looking right at him and waving.

While he was invisible.

He bolted.

Occasionally he liked to interfere with the bats rogue battles by throwing a single rose into the frey, startling the baddie of the hour and giving the bat or bats time to collect themselves. Yeah thats right. He Tuxedo Mask'd them. Something that infuriated some of the bats and got other giggling.

He at least knew better not to do this to Poison Ivy. For her he portaled in something special. The look on her face when one of those battery powered toddler jeeps came racing down the street with a full rose bush in a glass bubble and into the fight was something he'd cherish forever. Especially when she realized she couldn't control the thing thanks to the glass.

This leads to the last bird.

Nightwing was probably one of the best victims hes had. He took it like a champ and even played along, giving a little speech about being honored to receive such a gift, prompting Danny to throw individual flowers at the heros feet. Nightwing continued talking and Phantom kept giving him flowers, distracted by what the hero was saying and slowly drifting closer until-

The kick to the side of the head didn't really hurt, when you get used to being thrown through buildings not much could really hurt you anymore but it was enough to stun him and force him to drop his invisibility. Another kick and a few shocks from a pair of acrizma sticks for struggling and he was on his belly at Nightwings feet. He felt something fasten around his wrist and his core felt restricted but he didn't transform back into Fenton.

Crap. Power dampening cuffs.

He was so screwed.

Danny was later upset to discover there was a whole other bat he didn't know about or even get to target once due to him being on the daylight shift.

#dp x dc #fanfiction prompts #prompts #valentine's day #danny phantom #danny fenton #batman #batfam #bruce goes full overprotective dad #and then hes like Oh its you again #Let me adopt you #danny: no #nightwing: what about me? #danny: hmm. maybe. depends if i have a chance with RR or not #Red Robin: wait what #batman: no #danny: i wasnt asking you #tuxedo mask is that guy from salior moon if anyone is wondering #i thought this was funny #danny is tied up somewhere being interrogated by bats #and trolling them #but hes actually kinda scared

[gideonpowers]

I love MatPat.

#scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim vs the world #matthew patel #i thought this was funny #and it is

[lizarts01]

Happy Belated Birthday Yuuta?

Think of this as an alternate ending to 250? Or instead an actor AU and the cast is pranking Yuuta on his birthday

Based on JJK 218, 249, 250

#okkotsu yuuta #yuta okkotsu #ryomen sukuna #sukuna #jjk fanart #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #my art #digital art #im sorry to those who expected something serious #i promise im not slandering yuuta #im not gege #i thought this was funny #i lost all brain power once i got to the lettering

[cabybapa]

#i thought this was funny

[neripiche]

New New Who

#doctor who #dw #i thought this was funny #now i don’t #dw spoilers #fifteenth doctor #dw 60th #ncuti gatwa #tenth doctor #david tennant #rose tyler #ruby sunday #dw specials #special 4

[furrylawliet]

this is what it looks like from an outsiders perspective when a character in death note has a 60 second long inner monologue

#death note #light yagami #l lawliet #jerma985 #i thought this was funny

[googleincognitomode]

peeta :*doing his job and lifting his 100kg of flour over his shoulder*

katniss’ internal thoughts: i wish i was that bag of flour 😔

#everlark #peeniss #hungergames #jokes #i thought this was funny #katniss and peeta #honestly me too

[dazzlerazz]

Hey don’t cry, I went to asexual island and there was lots of garlic bread

#I thought this was funny #I'm sorry mutuals #stupid post of the day #asexual #ace #ace pride #post makes no sense when you take .2 seconds to think about it #because of the actual trend of You island posts

[todtomatoes]

Yes.

#my art #shitpost #i thought this was funny #peter dunbar #peter your boyfriend #yb fanart #yb game #yb peter #your boyfriend peter #your boyfriend visual novel #yb your boyfriend #yb fandom #yb art #mdhm game #mdhm #mdhm alan #my dear hatchet man #alan orion #yourboyfriend #yourboyfriendgame #ybgpeter

[squidinu]

mike would say this

#cryptid crush #madhouse mike #video #i thought this was funny

[adhdslugcrimes]

Danny: YOU DATED CLOCKWORK!?

Tim, rolling in another corkboard: we shouldn't be keeping the corkboard business afloat Bruce, this is are 88 board!

Bruce: I'm sorry I dated a lot of people before you guys came along!

Jason: want to add anything to this dickface?

Dick: he dated Zeus, which who hasn't, I'm numb to this since 65 corkboard ago.

Tim: how can you forget the high being people!?

Bruce: I don't know!?

Danny: no wonder CW was happy to help, you heartless monster.

Damian: Richard, please sign this for me I want a more respectful father.

Stephanie: how did you get adoption papers so quick?

Damian: I threatened to slit the man's throat and he wrote me whatever I wanted.

Dick: Dami, we don't tell people we threatened other people, and there you go son.

Damian: finally, I have honor again.

Danny: can Dick adopt me too?

Damian: I will stab you, Fenton.

Jason: as long as we don't have another bio kid of his I think this is tame.

Bruce: well…

Jason: don't… just… don't, let me live a lie.

Danny: that does make a lot of sense on CW help with binding… just thought he was old and wise.

Jazz, eating popcorn: I love this family, god this is better than what's on television.

Stephanie: trust me, if I had my way Keeping up with the Wayne's be making big bucks.

Dick: if we get to 146 corkboards, we'll release it.

Bruce: well I also dated Vlad that one time…

Danny: NOPE! no more! I'm out of here. *Leaves the cave*

#dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #Stephanie Brown #jazz fenton #danny fenton #bruce wayne #dc x dp #dcxdp #on todays episode of Bruce's dating life #man dated so many people he lost count #single handingly keeping a corkboard business afloat #also a joke about Zeus stuff bec #I'm sleep deprived yall #i thought this was funny