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sebscore · 1 year

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the other drivers finding a hickey on gen z driver! reader and trying to find out who gave it to her it would be so funny😭😭

WHAT HAPPENS IN MONACO, STAYS IN MONACO

pairing: f1 grid x driver!reader

warnings: hickey. innuendos. rushed writing (lol, I wrote this in the middle of the night so cut me some slack pls).

author's note: thanks for the request! I know this has been in my drafts for a long time so I'm very sorry that it took me a while!! hope you still see this <3 also thank you to @12-seconds-to-live for the title inspo!

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The Monaco Grand Prix was always one of the highlights of the season- the prestige and luxury it brought forward was matched by no other race.

It was also the home of many F1 drivers, including herself. So it wasn't too out of the ordinary for a bunch of them to get together and celebrate in one of the many clubs the city had to offer.

''Y/N, we're going out later tonight, wanna join?'' Pierre asked her, all of their media duties done for the day. Lando, Charles, Max, George and Alex amusingly looked at her, already knowing she would never pass the opportunity to party.

She scrunched her nose, feeling the teasing coming from a mile away. ''I, uh, actually have other plans.''

''What do you mean you have other plans?'' The frowns on the guys' faces didn't do their obvious confusion justice. ''You're seriously saying no to a party with us?'' George was flabbergasted, he had known her for years and in all that time she had never refused.

''I am saying no this time.'' Y/N chuckled, their faces too funny not to laugh at.

''Even the girls are coming,'' Lando said, referring to their girlfriends, ''you can say no to us, but you surely can't say no to them.'' He tried convincing her, knowing about her soft spot for their girls.

Y/N loudly sighed, glancing away for a moment. ''I already told Lily I wasn't coming so that won't be a problem.''

''She didn't tell me that.'' Alex argued, almost offended by his girlfriend not informing him.

The young woman glimpsed at him, a smirk on her face. ''Well, there are many things she doesn't tell you that she tells me, Albono.'' She ended her sentence with a wink to the Williams driver.

Her comment had temporarily taken the focus off of her dismissal to party as the drivers laughed and poked some fun at Alex, but Charles wouldn't let her get away with it just yet. ''But what are those other plans you have, Y/N?''

''I just have better things to do, guys.'' She said, making an advance to leave the paddock and go home for the day.

''Like what?'' Max asked, puzzled by her vague answer.

''I don't know, my friend didn't say his name.'' She grinned from ear-to-ear, quickly waving them goodbye before they could stop her and tease her for going on a blind date with someone.

Y/N could hear the commotion they made as she walked away, secretly smiling to herself. ''I can't believe she's dumping us for some guy.'' She swore it was Lando who said it.

Walking into the driver's briefing the next day hadn't been like the usual days. Normally, she walked in, greeted everyone and sat down on a random chair. However this time, it went a little different.

Y/N walked into the room and greeted everyone, nothing out of the ordinary. But instead of a symphony of excited and dismissed greetings back, she was met with smirks and chuckles from her fellow drivers.

''What is it?'' She asked them, not sitting down before she had an answer.

Yet, they continued acting like teenagers and giggled amongst themselves, not giving her an explanation for their weird behaviour.

Daniel was the first one to have mercy on her and spoke up. ''You had fun last night?'' The raised eyebrow didn't go unnoticed, the Australian referring to her blind date from the night before that the other must have informed the entire grid about before she arrived.

''It was alright.'' She merely said, finally sitting down on the chair next to Lewis who didn't seem to be very invested as he typed something on his phone.

''Just alright? Cause it seems like you were busy.'' Lando continued the teasing, weirdly putting his hand on the side of his neck.

Y/N frowned at his action. ''I have no idea what you're talking about and stop acting like an idiot.'' She awkwardly chuckled, unnerved by everything.

''You're the only clueless idiot in the room right now, I'm afraid.'' George commented, smiling a bit too bright in her opinion.

''I'm totally confused.'' She let out, not hiding her confusion any longer.

Lewis scratched his voice, not taking his eyes off his phone. ''We can see the hickey on your neck.'' He revealed to her, matter-of-factly.

Y/N's eyes widened, immediately hiding her neck into her sweater while she could feel her head heating up due to embarrassment. ''I just walked past all the reporters- oh my god!'' She exclaimed, angry at herself for giving them any kind of news they could gossip about.

''I'm so happy it's not me this time.'' Lando laughed, victoriously throwing his hands in the air.

''You're the victim of the week, kiddo.'' Valtteri ruffled her hair, sitting on the chair behind her and his former teammate. She weakly smiled at him, mortified at what her team's press officer was going to say about this.

A figure taking the space on the other side of her brought the woman out of her thoughts, glancing beside her, she found Mick's comforting smile. ''Don't listen to them,'' he whispered, ''so, tell me about it! Is he a nice guy?'' Mick couldn't help but be curious, they have been good friends for years.

Y/N snorted, quickly covering her mouth. ''I don't know, there wasn't much talking, to be honest.''

''Okay, gross.''

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idv-sunsxin3 · 4 months

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Horropedia // Dating Headcanons

Note// First Reverse: 1999 writing. A bit suggestive in some parts. This is my version of Horropedia, so if you don’t like it,,,, you might as well have to write your own because this is meant for my self-indulgence;; sowwy <//3

// preferably female s/o- gender neutral is also okay since I didn’t exactly mention a specific gender :)

As a strange autistic guy, I just imagine him to be the type of guy who probably have indirectly confessed to you earlier before you can even realize that months after- like you're just laid down on an armchair and you suddenly connected lines on the previous lines you once heard him before-

"Ah, hey! I've been waiting all my life to meet someone like you, so I had to come and say hello."

...he literally just say a simple remark with that smile as he gifted you a spirit catcher pistol- and then left....

Sometimes, you might not understand him. But you eventually asked him out on a date (in a normal way for once-).

"Oh? A date? Great! Let's go get coffee together. " :))

Little do you know, he also plans to have a ghost hunting date after that---

___

Kissing scenes in horror films? Horropedia at first felt a bit skeptical about them, finding that unnecessary... Until he got a crush on you, and then FELL for you - That's when he lowkey wondered in his autism brain... how would a kiss with you feels like?

Oh gosh, so many possibilities;;;

Horropedia would slowly realize the fact that he would unconsciously check his mouth breathing and fix his hair a bit whenever he spots you entering the room. "Who knows when that kiss scene happened cough cough -"/hj

There was a time Horropedia sneakily slipped during those ironically cute kissing scenes in a horror movie.. You may think you would just slip away from the unknown opportunity he would be searching for - But no, you wouldn't even get the peace to resume watching or have time to recover from a jumpscare that happened few minutes ago when there is this silly dork softly nibbling and smooching on your face and neck like that;;;

aaaand now you're making out with him in the middle of the movie ..

It seems there are now more reasons for him to ask you to stay over. ;)

He wants to impress you so bad ever since the moment he heard about you - You just happened to be... ordinary? But at the same time, refreshing... someone who easily connects with almost anyone.

Darn, I think you’re made for him. ☺️ (lol)

At first, he wanted to be the Mr. Mysterious and only introduced himself to you as "Horropedia. "... At some certain point after, he would bashfully let you call him "Joshua." Just don't get too cocky...-/ih

If you're just as comfortable with dark humor and other kinds of morbid stuff, there is this small scenario where you and Horropedia would roleplay a bit as to help him make up stories involving these morbid antagonists and anti-heroes...- He would be kinda a bit down bad if you say Wednesday Adams stuff technically./hj

He is not sure If he has the right to die or laugh when he gets called "Joshy"... it's cringe, but he finds your silly demeanor very cute and funny.

You happen to be a big listener when it comes to horror movies, horror stories, and horror video games- whatever horropedia rambles at you at 3 am. as if it is a nearly daily basis/ih

He loves sharing hobbies with you, even cherishing the moments when you get to do whatever activities with him that are close to his interests and what he's passionate about...

You can already tell he's not interested in anything else other than that sense of thrill he has for phenomenon or violent drama... but he'll try his best to be flexible when it comes to giving you quality time... Like crafting, cooking, maybe painting?

You might know what he will create in his own hands...- ghost cupcakes, a sculpture of Friday the 13th's killer, Michael Myers mask---

Jumpscares are out of date for him, of course, but then... he still watches those classical horror movies once in a while since they're pretty much fundamental to the art of fear.

Ironically... He does like surprise back touches! Well... As long as it doesn't have to imply his poor posture, back hugs are good to go.

He finds it pleasant to have you sit next to him or on his lap as he plays those Indie horror games(?), "mmmm... Dark deception? World of Horror? Resident Evil? The Last of Us? What about Outlast? What do you think, Babe? :))"

FNAF would be obviously a breeze for him... Bro, imagine him going crazy about fnaf lore, hahahha-

DDLC gave him mixed feelings. He is half glad his baby is not that mad crazy because of that/ih

LITTLE NIGHRMARESSSS- Man, imagine him having these silly moments with how he just concerningly reacts so happily at a kid eating a gnome who just offered a sausage oh gosh-

Watching horror movies with him would be like watching a live commentary channel as you feel a slim hand rubbing your waist throughout the movie.

You might have mixed reactions alongside him when accidentally encountering sex scenes on horror movies...- things might get awkward but he would make sure to close your eyes if you don't like to see that kind of stuff- intercourse is not the option,,,, mass arson it is/ih

I can only imagine Horropedia calling you either your name, Babe, Baby, or Boo (NOT PUN INTENDED I SWEAR FJNFNF;;) Is usually your name being called normally. Unless he is so so happy,,, or is because he just did something you probably not going to like~ 😇✨️

“Is your name Boo? Because you’re making me scream in delight.” ♥️

Oh boy-

#reverse: 1999 #horropedia x reader #horropedia #reverse 1999 #reverse: 1999 x reader

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avalikesf19 · 6 days

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A Day at quadrant: LN4 (Part 2)

Author note: I don’t even know how to post anything on this and never wrote a fic but I hope this is good but I think it’s pretty shit and I haven’t finished it yet and if any writers want to use this idea you can for sure just @ me please oh and if you have feedback please let me know thanks xx

Also i tried to change my like writing style thing cause i feel like it was shit last time but yeah idk

Lando x quadrant fem reader

Blurb: reader is a member of quadrant, she games most of the time but also likes f1 along with her best friend Ria bish. She is friends with all members at quadrant and finds it a good laugh with all her mates, but maybe her view of someone in particular is more than a mate..

Warnings: sexualising, swearing, mention of a gun, leaked tape, sad distraught reader, friends to maybe lovers if I make it a series? Smut-ish? If I missed any let me know (I don’t know how to do warnings sorry x)

Well wasn't last week a fucking eventful week. You still cant stop thinking about Lando right next to you comforting you about what happened. You're starting to feel better about the whole issue and get some support from people online and all the other members of quadrant, but fuck that was just shit. You haven't been in any quadrant videos since, but you're in a better place now and probably need to start participating in them more.

Lando and ethan make the idea of quadrant meeting up at landos apartment and trying to train like him for a day. You aren't exactly looking foward to it but oh well, at least Ria is going. You text your gc back and tell them that you will do it too. Then, you get a message.

Lando: are you 100% sure ur okay to come back and film already? you dont have to if you dont want to.

Y/n: yep. I need to get in more videos and im feeling better anyways, thanks for asking.

Lando: all good

Well that was polite and unexpected of Lando to reach out, but whats more unexpected is for your panties to be soaked right now over 2 text messages. well fuck, oopsies.

That night all you can think of is Lando, it's a bit embarrassing to admit, but he was circling around your head like it was an f1 race. You decide to get your head out of it and call Ria to come over and have a chat, since she is your best friend after all. Shortly she pulls up to your apartment in Monaco, funning in bursting of excitement to see you.

"RIAAAAAAA!" you shout when you open the door for her. "Y/NNNN" she replied back. You give her a hug and make her a cup of coffee just how she likes it. You guys sit and chat about the f1 grand prix in Bahrain coming up, and how you hope Lando continues to have a good season with Oscar this year. "Did you see the chat about the new yt vid we doing" You ask Ria. "omg yes and they are bringing angry ginge in I heard" Ria replies back.

"STOP IT" you yell back laughing. You love ginge and his videos, who wouldn't? he's a very very funny bloke. "OMG i''m definitely coming tomorrow then to the recording are you kidding?".

Unfortunately time goes by when you're having fun, and Ria was the most fun, so she had to go a few hours later which felt like minutes. Besides you both need sleep for the youtube vid you're filming tmr at Lando's. You go to bed and try to sleep as much as you can, which didnt happen lol.

rise and shine love. It's already 6am and time to go to Lando's place to film. Normally you don't have to wakeup early as fuck but for the purpose of the video and "being Lando Norris" you had no choice. You get to his apartment after parking at the front and knock on the door, to which he opens. "hi y/n" he says nicely and gives you a hug. "So good to see you Lando, where is everyone?".

"first here mate" he says almost excitedly. "so what are we actually doing today like playing video games or some shit" you say. "haha your funny mate, we are lifting weights, eating what i eat, using the sim, and neck strengthening" he says laughing at you. "fuck r u taking the piss" you say laughing. "oh my days Landoooo do I look like an f1 driver" you also reply with. "well yeah thats the whole point of the video ya dumb fuck" he replied jokingly.

"hahaha get fucked lando nowins" you snap back. he laughs as you proceed to miss the chair you went to lean on making you flinch and stumble looking like an idiot. he is still laughing which makes you laugh too. "Lando norizz" u reply. "haha you think I have no rizz, funny" he replies egotistically. "yeah i do actually" you don't at all, in fact he hasn't even tried yet he has rizzed you up. "wanna bet?" he snaps out.

you don't have time to think before he pins you against the wall and just looks at you with those hot eyes of his. you can already feel your cheeks burning and your thong getting wet. "you say I have no rizz yet your cheeks are burning, and I bet those panties are more soaked than that porridge you tipped over the counter when you stumbled at my gaze, huh?" he grunts out.

what the fuck just happened, first how did he know and secondly did he just pin you against the wall. not the first time you want that to happen. you know what fuck it if we wants to be like that then he may as well be uncomfortable the whole video.

"how did you know about my tight, black lacy thong i'm wearing over my tight pussy hey? not your first time thinking about it aye?" you tease him, but whole walking over to him you see him looking uneasy.

why? because ginge was at the fucking door and heard that, and can see Lando's boner from a mile away. "well bonjour" ginge says laughing. "bonjour mate" lando says as he daps up ginge covering his boner and trying to ignore what just happened.

You already know this video is gonna be the longest set of your life..

sorry its a short one x

#lando norris #formula 1 #quadrant #ln4 #f1 fanfic #ln4 x reader #lando fic

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yongislong · 1 year

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tiktok prank + dreamies.

genre: fluff, crack, gluing jar shut and having dreamies open it hehe

note: tysm for waiting for me. mark and hyuck here

renjun... bread faced pain. its so funny, i don't think he wouldn't be able to open it... but i don't think he would LMFAO. he can't resist trying to look good in front of you though! he tries so hard but keeps his composure because he wants you to see him as a manly guy. he would hand it back with a pout and you coddled him so much you forgot to tell him it was a prank, but you felt too bad after you went back to the kitchen for a late night snack after noticing his presence on your shared bed, only for him to be twisted up on the kitchen island watching a video as he inspects the jar to try and open it for you :(

jeno... absolutely gets it open. R U KIDDINGGG. he is so strong and meaty. its no doubt and he does it with that cute little eye smile, his gaze never leaving yours. and for good measure uses the hem of his shirt to try and 'get a better grip' but its really only so you can see his abs and happy trail peaking over the top of his sweat pants hes INSANNNEEE. you tell him the jar was glued shut and he makes a cute confused jeno noise and looks down at his hands like he just committed a crime lmao, you broke him

jaemin... buff bunny to the rescue. he is buffer than jeno so he would absolutely get it open as well. is so ready to please you (oop) you ask normally and he thinks its so cute and he's so ready to help you, gives you a kiss on the cheek and takes the jar, giggling and poking fun about how you need him and his strong arms all while talking cutely. sentence never falters btw, he just opens the jar and gives it back to you with a poke on your waist and a warning to be careful while you cook. you tell him you glued the jar and he laughs it off and says you didn't put enough on LOL. wont stop flexing dear god, walks around the house with his shirt off more often now

chenle... can't get it. LMFAOO im sorry?? i know he is strong and plays basketball but o_O haha. i think he would definitely try! and once you sheepishly tell him in between giggles that you glued it shut to test his strength he eats you alive. is like 'why would you do that you hoe, we're gonna have to ear raw ass noodles' pffttt. you both end up laughing so much though. he eventually finds a way to get it open though! 'woooow, you don't have faith in my superhuman abilities... i trusted you... pft' he says before bed as a joke, flips over to face the opposite side of your shared bed

jisung... confused chick. is getting buffer though so idk?? but would definitely be confused. like... the last time he bought this he didn't remember it being this hard to open LOL. i think i said this for yangyang but he would let it slip from his fingers accidentally and it would shatter against the floor. would do that thing with his fingers where he like... forms claws LMFAOO yall know what im talking abt. he is sooo stressed. you both eat dinner in silence until he reaches over and sheepishly kisses the back of your hand as an apology </3 you forgive him though but you vow to never tell him because his sad puppy face is too upsetting LOL

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thepixelelf · 1 year

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Huff, Puff

genres: modern werewolves/vampires/etc, established relationship, fluff, pouty whiny cheol pairing: human reader x werewolf scoups (hints of reader & vampire jeonghan) words: 1.1k warnings: descriptions of blood, a bullet wound, and injury. kissing. implied desire to go further but it doesn't happen lol. notes: for those of you in the notes of this post and this post. I gave in. it's 4:30 am and this idea wouldn't let go of me until I wrote it so I really hope this holds up for y'all. if people like it I might continue this story because it seems like an interesting (funny) plot to keep going

When an injured vampire shows up at your door, you're of course there to help. But your werewolf partner is more than a little wary of this vampire's intentions.

Seungcheol, for the record, not that anyone cares, not that anyone's asked, does not trust Jeonghan one bit.

He never has -- it's one of his many unwritten rules in life. Never trust a vampire. They're conniving little shits, all of them.

And Yoon Jeonghan, the conniviest, little shittiest of them all, is asleep in Seungcheol's room upstairs. In his bed. Snuggled up and comfy in his 100% Tencel lyocell silky cooling sheets.

"You're overreacting, Cheol," you say as you pull a pillowcase over one of the pillows in the guest bedroom. Another one is already covered and fluffed, set on the side of the bed Seungcheol would normally sleep on in the bed he shares with you. The one currently occupied by a lying, scheming vampire.

"Vampires don't even sleep," Seungcheol tries to tell you. sitting cross-legged on top of the comforter. "Why should he need our bed?"

You scoff, the sound coming out softly. There's a tiny, defiant smile on your face, and normally, Seungcheol would find that hot. Right now he's not exactly in the mood.

"Okay, first of all, isn't the whole 'no sleeping' thing from Twilight? You're the one who told me most of that stuff was inaccurate."

Crossing his arms, Seungcheol huffs through his nose. "It... is. But still--"

"And second of all, you saw how he was when I opened the door." You shiver at the memory, and Seungcheol reaches over for you. He scoots to the edge of the bed, hooks his legs around yours, and pulls you so you're standing right in front of him. Keeping his legs around you, he puts his hands on your waist, hoping you absorb his warmth through your pyjamas. He looks up at you just as you play with the ends of his hair near the nape of his neck, your other hand on his shoulder. You sigh. "He looked like a dead man walking."

"He is one."

You smack his shoulder lightly, but he managed to make you smile, so he doesn't even feel it. "You know what I mean!"

Seungcheol does know what you mean -- when Jeonghan had shown up at your door with no prior notice and a silver bullet in his shoulder, you played the part of strong, confident human for just long enough to dig the bullet out and watch Seungcheol carry Jeonghan into your bedroom (upon your insistence, of course). After that, you confessed to Seungcheol that you might faint if you had to clean up the bloodied living room floor. Seeing Jeonghan's skin crawl over his exposed flesh as soon as the silver left his system must have been jarring for you. The entire thing had to have been.

So, Seungcheol wiped up Jeonghan's dark ichor from the floor while you took a breather outside. When you returned, you wanted to check in on Jeonghan, and like hell was Seungcheol going to let you go alone. He didn't care how shot Jeonghan was.

You knew how protective Seungcheol tended to be, but you also knew how tense things were between your boyfriend and the vampire, so you compromised by having Seungcheol hover in the doorway while you brought a warm towel to the bedside.

Jeonghan took in a sharp breath when you wiped the sweat off his forehead, and the hairs on the back of Seungcheol's neck stood up. He growled when Jeonghan wrapped his lithe fingers around your wrist.

Without looking at Seungcheol, you held your other arm out, palm facing him, stopping him from approaching. He snarled, but you kept your arm up, insistent that he not interfere.

"Oh," Jeonghan breathed out when he opened his eyes a sliver. "It's you." He closed his eyes again, the slightest of smiles on his lips. "You smell nice."

Seungcheol swears this isn't his "never trust a vampire" rule talking. That smile looked straight mischievous.

He pulls you closer, wrapping his arms around you. His legs have relaxed, just resting on either side of you now. He presses his face into the soft fabric of your pyjamas. At least you don't smell like Jeonghan. That would be too much.

"I don't trust him," Seungcheol mumbles into the fabric.

You chuckle softly, still trying to stay quiet for your sleeping guest upstairs. "You really think Jeonghan faked all that to -- what? -- sleep in our nice bed?"

"Maybe..."

Or maybe to get close to you. But Seungcheol doesn't put that out there.

Bending over, you press a kiss to the crown of Seungcheol's head, then bring both your hands just under his cheeks. You tilt his face to look up at you, smiling when you see the exaggerated pout on his lips. Another kiss gets pressed to his forehead.

"Jeonghan is harmless," you say when you pull back. "There's a hunter in town, and he knew I could help him because none of you weirdos can touch pure silver. That's all."

Seungcheol's pout deepens, and his hands on your waist tighten their grip ever so slightly. "I dunno..." he mutters.

"You don't know?"

"Maybe I need some more convincing." Seungcheol straightens his back, lessening the distance between his face and yours. He takes one hand off your hip to poke a finger to his cheek, eyes bright.

You roll your eyes but smile, and you lean down to press a short kiss to his cheek.

"More."

You kiss his other cheek.

"More." He pouts his lips out, clear in his intentions.

You kiss his forehead again.

Seungcheol fully whines, reminiscent of a puppy. He wraps one arm behind you and tugs you closer (somehow, if possible) impatiently. His other hand taps a finger against his bottom lip, as if he couldn't make it anymore obvious.

Laughing, you rest your arms over his shoulders. "You're a hard man to convince, Mr Big Bad Wolf."

But you kiss him anyway, pressing the lips he loves so much against his with a smile. The corners of his own lips spread too, upon contact, and his hand travels to the back of your thigh, pulling one of your knees up onto the bed.

"I could be bigger and badder, you know," he mumbles against your lips, a smirk teasing at his face.

You break away from him, bottom lip caught for a second between his teeth. "Maybe another night, love. We've got a guest with super hearing upstairs."

Practically rolling over him, you get comfy in the smaller guest bed, smiling at Seungcheol when he flops down on his side with a heavy sigh.

Yoon Jeonghan is not only a conniving, little shit of a vampire, but a fucking cockblock, too.

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gurlbesimpin · 9 months

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ppl stop writing for Heisenberg... how about our magnetto man with a punk/alternative SO??

OUHHHH yessssss!

pairing: Karl Heisenberg x GN!reader

{{note: I generally write REVillage fics Post-canon/alternate universe, assuming Ethan and rose, Mia etc. never existed sry XD}}

Warnings: swearing, brief mention of gore, very mild sexual themes

Ohoho where do I begin?

Karl when he first spots you is... intrigued to say the least.

You weren't like the others, you dressed differently, acted differently, and most importantly... you weren't like the other villagers, blindly following and worshipping Miranda!

Now, Karl being Karl... he thought about pulling his usual BS about "I'm a metal lord, fear me!" but quickly decided against it; not wanting to scare you off or anything. Especially since you didn't seem local, therefore not knowing who the fuck he is.

{and pshhh don't tell anyone i told you this, but despite his huge ego... he might not actually want you to know who he really is at first. So he'll try his best to act "normal" and as human as possible}

After he finally approached you and engaged in a regular conversation, he quickly finds himself craving more.

Long story short, he seeks you out in the village again the next day, inviting you over to his factory because... he didn't really have a house. Anyway, he wouldn't show you what he actually does in there... you two will be in his office on the first floor, he ain't taking you down into the actual factory until he is sure you won't freak out.

This "friend meeting" (totally not a date ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °) goes smoothly surprisingly. He'll ask you about your tattoos and/or piercings, scars etc. {if you have any}.

After a long-ass conversation about all kinds of shit, he'll just ask the question we've all been waiting for.

"So buttercup, you... eh... one of those emos?"

Time for the explanation between emo, goth, punk, rock. Two minutes into this, Karl stops listening... he got his answer.

You listen to heavy music.

And so does he.

Start talking about Metallica, Slipknot, I prevail, Rob Zombie, ACDC, black sabbath, Iron Maiden, Avenged Sevenfold, hell.... even SOME my chemical romance and Seether- and i promise, you'll get his attention piqued!

Especially if we're talking german bands such as "Rammstein" or "Die Toten Hosen" and he'll just... scream internally?

Like first of all... there's someone who also hates mother miranda besides him, they are funny, hot AND love german bands?!

SIGN HIM TF UP!

Needless to say, you two started a relationship quickly.

Despite needing to make his huge ass metal army, he takes a day off to make a bigass stereo...

{and then later that day Lady Dimitrescu complains about the loud ass music coming from his factory that even SHE and her three girls can hear from her castle. lol. Heisenberg tells her to shut the fuck up}

His huge goal is obviously to kill miranda... and then after escaping this shit village together with you. When the day comes, you two will celebrate with flipping off Lady supersized bitch and rolling off to a concert

{which likely isn't a good idea... imagine Karl wanting the microphone from the singer or something. You be chillin and there's just... a floating microphone... you be like... "Karl? what are YOU DOING?!" meanwhile Karl just has a shit eating grin as the crowd screams}

But let's not jump to far into the future...

Right now, you two are stuck under Miranda's disgusting-ass thumb.

Dark times man. It's shit, but whenever you waddle into his office whilst he's working... just y'know... get your phone out and play one of his favorite songs!

This man will {depending on his mood} shoo you away, or most-likely drop what he's doing and just... *grab* you and start juming around the room like monkies in a moshpit.

Once the song finishes, his hand will move from cupping your cheek, to cupping CHEEKS. Just him seeing you rock out to his favorite songs... is enough for Karl to get all hot 'n bothered. So expect some bending over the Work-bench and nice grindin' whilst 'Closer' by nine inch nails plays ;)

EXTRA:

if you like steampunk

this

man

will

just...

Scramble to collect little gears and screws... making little earrings, rings, necklaces etc.

also

stud bracelets.

and if you like wearing chokers

be careful

that awakens a beast within him

"oh ho ho buttercup! What do we have here? Want me to attach a leash and make you *my pet*?

#request #resident evil village #resident evil #lady dimitrescu #karl heisenburg fanart #karl heisenberg #karl heisenberg x reader #re8 #re8 village #re8 x reader

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miupow · 4 months

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thank u for finding the post omg noted emetophilla is a no! its a no for me too honestly but i randomly remembered that drabble earlier

ANYWAY i have more of an actual thought: casual? or lazy sex idk if theres a word but having sex while doing something else and tbh the pleasure isnt rlly the thing ur focused on? like watching a show while hes giving head but both of u r actually rlly focused on the show LMAO or like both of u js scrolling on ur phones while he fingers u sounds nice akskdj

soobin/hyuka giving head while watching animes and yeonjun doing it while watching normal dramas OR WHILE UR READING 😵‍💫

cockwarming beoms while gaming and the other is js scrolling on their phone or cockwarming tae while he comments on weverse and u guys honestly kinda js forget his dick is in u PLS LMFAO

i would love love love js having lazy sex with them 😓

-🌱

adding emetophilia to my guidelines.. lol no worries! i just wanted to state my boundaries ab it before i got anything wild in my inbox

this was such a funny ask cos this is something that genuinely is a Thing, esp w me and my bf lol.. i've cockwarmed him while we both play pokemon TT

cockwarming is so soobin and gyu... tyun would do it as a punishment... hyuka is too sensitive for it n yeonjuns too impatient lol >//< but hyuka wouldn't mind being the one servicing,, i think it'd make him so subby if you ignored him while he had his face inbetween your legs aaaaaa </3

cockwarming or deepthroating soogyu while they play video games... sitting on gyu's lap w his cock deep n knocking at ur cervix while he plays guitar... evil. vile even

meanie tyun who ignores u n makes u ride his washboard abs as a punishment, or impales u on his fat cock n warns you to stay still or else.. RAAAAAAAAAAAA

#lia’s hard hours 🔥#txt hard hours #txt hard thoughts #soobin hard hours #soobin hard thoughts #taehyun hard thoughts #taehyun hard hours #beomgyu hard thoughts #beomgyu hard hours #hueningkai hard hours #hueningkai hard thoughts #yeonjun hard thoughts #yeonjun hard hours #📥.requests #📥: 🌱 anon!#nightly.nsfw #nightly.ot5

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palant1r · 1 year

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finding out precisely what guns are used in Death Note is so fascinating like

matsuda uses the same pistol throughout most of the anime, a heckler and coch USP. he even has it in the raid in the anime (though i thiiiink he might have a submachine gun in the manga) which is funny like....he must really like that pistol. but from what i'm seeing, this gun's usage in Japan was limited to the Japanese Special Forces Group, basically a counterterrorism group. on one hand, this seems to suggest that that's where matsuda was before the NPA. on the other hand, why the FUCK would a member of the special forces need his dad's influence to get into the NPA lol

but then. in the most important Matsuda Shoots A Guy scene, the warehouse, he's using a Smith and Wesson 36. Otherwise known as the "Chief's Special," which is such a gut punch considering he's shooting it on behalf of the dead Chief Yagami. not only that, but this gun isn't really like. one's primary sidearm. it's a gun that was sold to the NPA, and would probably be a primary sidearm for NPA officers — but not for Matsuda, who is usually seen with his semiautomatic heckler and coch. or maybe the heckler and coch is just for when he kNOWS shits gonna go down and he normally just has the S&W. we also see aizawa and ide pull the same gun on ryuk.

at least in the US, it's commonly a gun stowed in the pants waist or ankle holster.

this has me asking so many questions. well, first, why didn't the SPK fire on light, given that they knew he was kira? maybe they weren't armed. that would make sense actually, because they wouldn't have the authority to have guns on japanese soil, but they might have been shown with guns earlier. maybe the task force wasnt SUPPOSED to be armed, but they all brought their guns anyway — the easily hidden NPA-issue Smith and Wesson.

but if that was the case, why didn't at least aizawa shoot light? he came into the warehouse thinking light was kira. and why would matsuda bring a gun?

i just have so many questions. like, the death note creators clearly did their research about different types of guns, so what the hell was up with that fake execution scene? why not just have the gun not be loaded?

but i DO think it's really funny that matsuda is as accurate with two different types of handguns as watari is with a rifle and took a goddamn handgun into a mafia raid while everyone else had semiautomatic rifles. same energy as people who use the lightning ram ash of war in elden ring pvp

#death note #rambles

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professorhayforbreath · 4 months

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so episode 5. all my thoughts

we picked up where the last one left off, good start

annabeth saying she knows percy isn't dead... how. to annabeth and grover there should have been no way percy was alive and finding out he was should've been so emotional but instead she was like dw i know he's not dead lol. it's kind of... lazy writing? like how are you gonna write a scene as gut wrenching as percy trapping himself with a monster and telling his friends to complete the quest without him because he's actively dying and has no reason to believe he'll survive, and then make the fallout of that so... nonchalant? idk if it's a time limit thing but that was so underwhelming to me

annabeth being the one to see the fates... no

fugitive percy enjoyers at least we won!!!!

the trio peeking over the road barrier at ares was cute goofy silly i liked that :)

gabe on the news shit talking percy i'm hooting and hollering!! "i really-- WE really loved that car" and "i'm gonna kill him". excellent. now put percy on the news fake crying about his "loving" stepfather i believe in you

i did want them to acknowledge annabeth's lack of experience with the world outside camp but having her say "i've never seen any kind of movie" has gotta be one of the weirdest ways they could've done that

the turnstile scene was cool i guess but as we go on i'm more and more conscious of how many episodes are left and how much plot there is to get through and idk i feel like this scene could've hit the cutting room floor and we wouldn't have lost anything

i do love the ambience of the park though. maybe i'm easy to impress because the aesthetic of an abandoned amusement park is just fantastic on its own but the set was very cool. wish it wasn't so dark so i could've actually seen it ❤️

percy and annabeth having a serious conversation with 'what is love' blaring in the background is sending me

first ever seaweed brain dropped! i liked the way they did it, it felt natural

actually back to the "i've never seen a movie" thing. you're telling me that in this version of the story, in which frederick chase was apparently a great dad who treated annabeth like a gift, he never took her to the movies? or she never watched one on tv? she had a whole seven years of life in the real world before going to camp and she's never seen a movie

annabeth isn't allowed to have fears she's too smart for that apparently

i think the scene with the chair was overall well executed with some great lines and fantastic acting but... idk. they really scrapped the original scene just to do what they already did last episode. i miss the spiders i miss hephaestus tv. it felt redundant to have percy sacrifice himself again. percy this is the second time today you've been like "no dw i'll just die" do you need to talk to someone

annabeth disillusionment arc complete already? calm down guys this is season one

ZOO TRUCK ZOO TRUCK ZOO TR

so it's confirmed the reason they go into the lotus casino is BECAUSE hermes is there :/ they said these literal children cannot fall for tricks and traps it's too unrealistic

not much to say about the grover and ares scenes bc i don't know what to make of them. i didn't mind them. ares had some funny lines. i guess my only complaint is that the grover i know would not have been so calm talking to the god of war. i'm curious to see where that cliffhanger leads

is it just me or did the pacing improve a little bit this episode?

despite how negative i sound i enjoyed episode 5 a lot more than episode 4. there are still so many weird changes, additions, and omissions though. honestly i think a big part of the reason i enjoyed this one is because i'm not expecting anything anymore. i'm not getting my hopes up about them adapting the book normally i'm just intrigued by this thing like a scientist observing an experiment. like hmm what are they doing now? fascinating *takes notes*

#sorry this is so long lol #pjo #percy jackson #pjo series #pjo tv show #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv spoilers #pjo spoilers #percy jackson show #pjo tv crit #pjo adaptation #pjo tv series #pjo show

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maxphilippa · 7 months

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So from one person who finished Fionna & Cake to another, how was the show for you?

i was very tired when i first got this ask so i didn't quite exactly answer it but now i am feeling a bit better so. okay:

Fionna and Cake. I actually just watched the whole series yesterday LOL. I got spoilered from the beginning but i didn't mind. On a general perspective it is what I needed emotionally to be fair. I came back from an vacation that was for my mental health and the series helped me realize about a very much awful friendship I had and how I gave so much of myself to them.

One of the main topics that resonated with me the most is how it treats the search of finding who you are through two characters that are different yet so similar in their struggles: Simon and Fionna. Both of them want their lifes to be different because they're afraid of change and also are running away from their feelings. Seeing their friendship go from complicated yet on decent terms to an genuine friendship/found family type of thing on which they've grown a lot and care deeply for eachother was so important to me.

"Shouldn't they get to die as themselves?" Is a line that stuck with me in a way I didn't expect that it would at all. I haven't really been feeling like myself in months and that got to me very deeply.

And, oh, don't get me started on Simon and Betty... oh they make me so miserable (especially since they were the ones that made me realize that I gave so much of myself to an ex friend). Their whole thing broke my heart on so many ways. I knew that they wouldn't let it go like that and transform their thing into something toxic, because they're not. They're complex. They obviously love eachother, but Simon recognizing that Betty gave so much of herself to him, and how he didn't even notice it as much, how he didn't stop to think what was the best for both of them broke my heart.

People can say whatever they want about the finale being underwhelming but. It is what Simon and Fionna needed. Simon didn't exactly move on just yet, but he accepted that he could still keep going, and that getting help wasn't something bad. And Fionna started to accept that her life is just as normal as it can be and is ACTUALLY appreciating her life for once too. She's not like Finn in anyway, but that's what I like of her. She's her own person.

Both Simon and Fionna go through a lot of stuff together but with general different approaches on said topics. And I related to them A LOT. I think that watching F&C was what I needed because I was just kind of giving up on everything y'know. Life is not easy but you're not alone, and eventually things will get better.

The takes on grief and self discovery, the search of purpose and so much more made me EMOTIONAL to say the least. It was all done so beautifully and with cleverness.

On more silly notes. Farmworld Finn. I love him. He's such a good dad. I live in denial so he's alive for me. A cracked skull never stopped Finn. I love his kids. I loved Jay and Little Destiny. I really did. Loved Cake. LVED GARYLEE. Winter King and Candy Queen were so funny too. AND OH MY GOD THE STAR TIMELINE. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. AND AND. UGH. and i kind of hoped that finn and fionna could have met eachother but it's fine mdkhj

fionna and cake was a great series in general and it has so much details and so much love and so much going on i love it. it's also been a main fuel for making aus rn haha. 10/10

#fionna and cake spoilers #fionna and cake #fionna the human #simon petrikov #cake the cat #betty grof #farmworld finn #max answers

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cynic-view-ahead · 20 days

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20 Questions for Fic Writers

I was tagged by @aleheartilly for this meme thing (thank you!!) and I'm gonna try to do it even though I have a grand total of technically two (2) fics lmao!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

Technically 2 but since Lion's Oath is a series/chronicle... 8

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

72,992

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Final Fantasy VIII

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

1- Lion's Oath 1: Space (32) (Ugh lmao it's so old)

2- Lion's Oath 6: Lost (21)

3- Lion's Oath 3: Wings (19)

4- Lion's Oath 2: Knight (15)

5- Lion's Oath 7: Fate (12)

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Always! Someone took the time to read and express how my writing has made them feel; I'll definitely take the time to express gratitude to them and self-indulge a bit by geeking out about my work! <3

6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

I think Lion's Oath 1: Space wins angstiest ending? Lion's Oath 6: Lost is angsty but ends on a hopeful note, and Lion's Oath 5: Messenger is more of a cliffhanger so... I like angst but not in my endings normally haha

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Definitely Knight! I still really like how the ending of that chapter turned out!

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Never did so far. I think I'd find it a bit funny though... and maybe flattering? Like wow my writing has instilled enough rage in someone that they had to tell me! I dunno, it'd be amusing.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I did in the past, and plan to when Lion's Oath progresses a bit more! I'm not sure what 'kinds' there are but for Squinoa specifically it's going to start very slow and simple, with a focus on enthusiastic consent and (of course) emotions! I do have ideas that are a bit kinkier but there's quite a ways to go before those.

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

I haven't, though I've thought about writing some KH Strifehart stuff (does that even count as a crossover? lmao)

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of, that'd be so weird and funny though, I mean it's not like I'm making money off of this so what's the point of stealing it lmao

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

No, I guess I could translate my own fics in French? Haha

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I haven't! How does that even work I wonder?

14. What's your all-time favourite ship?

Love me some Squall/Rinoa (surprising I know), close second is Zelda/Link! <3

15. What's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

Probably Lion's Oath LOL in the sense that I don't think I'll ever look at it and go ''this is it, this is over and done!'' I guess that's the cool thing about it being a series

16. What are your writing strengths?

I've been told I'm good with characterizations?

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

I think my vocabulary could definitely be more extensive. I often find myself struggling to convey the exact meanings I want for dialogues/descriptions/atmosphere etc and using the same words a lot oops

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

If it fits with the context it's good, I'd stick to French though 'cause it's what I know along with English. Wouldn't risk potentially butchering a language I don't personally know haha

19. First fandom you wrote for?

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time! Back in like... 2004/05? Oof haha it was BAD.

20. Favourite fic you've ever written?

I think it's Lion's Oath 3: Wings. It's got a lot of fluff and a little bit of spiciness and I remember having a lot of fun writing it! Plus writing Badass Sorceress Rinoa is always a treat.

#tagged #tag game #meme #meme game #my shit #chronicles of a lion's oath #tag

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i-killed-a-prostutute · 10 months

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hiii! I'm the anon who requested the neko reader x killua :)) I just wanted to thank you for making my request! although it definitely turned out different from what I imagined, lol. Reader being a neko wouldn't really be THAT surprising, since you can find some... odd shaped people in the HxH world. So I didn't expect reader to be hidden away, (But I'm guessing it's cause the fic takes place in the real world?) or for Killua to be a yandere! I was thinking he'd be normal. The heat pill made me go "Wtf??" (In a funny way, I laughed) bc I didn't intend for her to be in heat; reader is just always sweet and affectionate and it got KILLUA horny not the other way around lmao. This isn't criticism or complaining though! I still enjoyed it despite everything I said :] (Though I was kind of sad how it wasn't very detailed) And about that after note, yes I would love to see more neko reader and killua! Once again, thank you for taking my request! (Also, if you don't have any others, perhaps I could ask for something again? If you aren't busy, of course)

It wasn't really a heat pill exactly, I was thinking more along the lines of Killua kinda mutated reader to keep them to himself. Like he took DNA from Pitou, and heat is like a side effect he didn't know about.

Sorry about the low detail :,( tbh I'm a total +18 virgin so I'm not super great at 'realistic' smut. I was also late with your request I planned to write it on my days off but I got busy.

I'm totally fine with multiple asks, if I ignore I request, I'm sorry I'm just kinda bad with some things and have trouble writing for some of the things that have been requested.

If I don't think I can write for a request, I will try to answer it with that instead of leaving you guys high and dry (wink wink).

I hope you lovely people have a great day!!!

#x reader #x yn #headcanon #hunter hunter x reader #killua x reader #adult killua x reader #aged up killua x reader #killua x yn

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viscerax · 2 years

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hey lol is me again 🧍I hope i'm not being too annoying but i really like ur work aaaa😭😭 Could you do a fic based off of IV of Spades - Come inside of my heart (it's a good song akhdjshs) Where Vance just realizes his feelings for reader over time and he's slowly trying to pine and the reader knows it but wants him to make the first move <33 preferably gender neutral please and thank you 🧎

Come Inside Of My Heart

It wasn't hard to tell that Vance liked you. Even if he didn't know it, it was obvious to anyone with eyes. The way he stared at you from afar. How he would try to find any excuse to talk to you.

Vance however, remained in denial. He felt like admitting that he had a crush on you made him feel weak.

You knew he had a crush on you. Everyone did. Whenever Vance came up and talked to you, all your friends would giggle or whisper to eachother, despite Vances constant denial.

You liked Vance too. Who wouldn't? He was strong, and effortlessly charming. Sure, he had some issues to work out, but you knew that deep inside he was a sweet kid.

But you also enjoyed the game. The game of wondering if today would be the day. And you thought it was cute, the way he would follow you around, or ask for your help on something he clearly knew how to do.

Over time, Vance began wondering that maybe, just maybe, he might have had a small crush on you. As much as he hated to admit it, the way he blushed whenever you would talk to him, they way he would do anything to hear your voice, surely couldn't have been normal.

He was scared, as embarrassing as that was to say. He was worried that if he confessed, then maybe you wouldn't be interested, and everything would become awkward.

So he decided to go the route of subtly dropping hints to you.

Vance was never the one that had to flirt. If he wanted something, he got it. People were constantly swooning over him, so that was easy enough, and everyone was scared of him, so he never got into much trouble.

So when he found out just how hard it was to flirt, and just how bad he was at it, he was absolutely devastated.

You of course, played along, acting completely oblivious. You felt like you were teaching him a lesson. This was something he couldn't just take or beat his way towards. He had to ask. And he had to ask nicely.

It started off with nice gestures. Opening doors for you, subtly complimenting you, allowing you to use his pinball machine in the Grab N Go, small stuff like that, which he thought was a big deal.

When you still acted oblivious, he started leaving little notes in your locker. They were signed 'anonymous' or 'your secret admirer' but it was pretty easy to tell it was Vance due to the messy hand-writing

One day, there was a note sitting on your desk, folded to look like a little envelope. Once you had very delicately unfolded it, scribbled out in the best handwriting Vance could muster were the words "behind the school after last period." It was short and simple, but you knew exactly what it meant.

You were excited for the rest of the day, finally waiting for that moment where Vance would confess to you and you could drop the whole dumb facade and kiss his stupid face.

You skipped last period to freshen up and prepare yourself in the bathroom.

As soon as the bell rang, you practically skipped towards the back of the school.

You took a deep breath before rounding the corner, finding Vance leaning against the wall, hands crossed over his chest.

He looked over to see you, and his heart fluttered. "Shit fuck... shit!" He grumbled as you walked closer.

"Vance? Are you my 'secret admirer'?" You giggled, looking up with him with an innocent look.

"Yeah. Why is that so funny, huh?" He scoffed, but you could tell he was trying to be nice.

"Well, I just didn't expect that from you. They were just so sweet and kind of romantic. I didn't expect you to be like that." You hummed, tilting your head to the side a bit. "So why did you want to talk to me?"

Vance looked around, a nervous look on his face. "Well, I just, uhm-" he murmured, not really forming any clear or coherent sentences. "Fuck! Okay. Uhm- Y/n. Would you like to go with me on a date. Uhm- a romantic date. Not just a friends date." He spoke hurriedly, but you already knew what he had said.

You smiled and felt like a weight had been dropped off your shoulders. You nodded and dropped your schoolbag, pressing a kiss to Vances lips. Vance wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling you in closer to him. You pulled away after a few seconds, chuckling.

"God you are so dumb, Vance! It took you that long to figure out that you liked me? I've been waiting forever for you to realize so I could just kiss your dumb stupid face!" You smiled and kissed him again. Vance just kind of stared at you, at a loss for words.

"Wh- so you knew? This whole time? You knew I was the one writing those notes?" He seemed confused, but you thought it was a cute look on him.

"Yes! Yes I knew all this time and I was just waiting for that one day when it would finally click and it did and I just- ugh!" You chuckled and let out a soft sigh. "I knew all this time Vance, but I wanted you to ask me. And you did. So now I can finally stop pretending and kiss you." You smiled before kissing him again.

"I think I love you, Y/n." He muttered, a slight smirk on his face.

"You think?"

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respectfulkitfistosimp · 9 months

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The Abode

A Kayn lol x reader fanfic part 4 master list

You disliked the pop artists that your coworkers would listen to while you worked but now you found yourself humming the lyrics and beats of their songs, you would give everything in your power to listen to them again but you wouldn't work 48 hours straight ever again. You had started to regret your desicions to come here, all of the benefits that were promised and delivered to you suddenly lost their meaning as you started to get homesick, you missed your parents, your friends and even the walk to university or the hospital, you also missed only knowing Kayn as a character in a game that the guy you hated the most in your world played with rather that an actual person who for some reason loved to interact with you, you had no idea why you found him so annoying, the poor acolyte hadn't done anything, maybe it was the fact that the guy you hated used to play him in the game? Yeah, maybe that was it, or maybe you just simply didn't click together, that was also possible. It was almost as if your complains summoned him as he just walked into the infirmary without even knocking, you scolded him each time he did that citing possible cases as to why he should knock, "what if I'm changing?" Or "what if I'm treating a patient and they need privacy?" Were things that you would say, he shrugged with a smug look on his face each time and that only annoyed you more.

—I got hurt again, doc—he said, he had started taking a liking to calling you "doc", saying that doctor is too strict.

—Let me take a look—you replied and thought "what a surprise", putting a lot of effort in not rolling your eyes as you inspected the wound that was finally something worth treating—are you normally this careless?—you asked him as you started to treat the injury.

He shrugged with a smug look yet again before replying—only since you started working here.

You had no idea what he meant by that, was he flirting with your or did something happen to his head? It was most likely his head, it would explain all of his weird behavior but unfortunately for him you never expected to specialize on neurology, but you could do the next best thing and look for any signs of a possible concussion and somehow you found nothing.

—I didn't hit my head if that's what you were wondering—he said, finding the situation funny.

—That you remember—you said, feeling as if you've had this conversation before

He said something after but you didn't answer him though, honestly you didn't even hear what he said as you examined the horrible state his hair and scalp was in, it was a crime to have such beautiful and long hair and not take care of it, so for first and last time in your life you were going to go the extra mile for him.

—Let me make you some rosemary oil for your hair and some nettle oil too—you said, finally separating your hands from his head—do you mind getting some rosemary and nettle for me? I've got no clue where I can find them.

Kayn looked at you full of confusion for a couple of seconds before his entire face started to glow from.... happiness? excitement? It seemed like those were the emotions he was experiencing but you had no idea why, how come he was so happy to do such a simple task for you? Maybe he was actually happy that his hair would get better? Yes, that was why, you would react the same way if you were in his shoes. Just to make sure he wouldn't forget what you needed you wrote it down on a piece of paper, along with a note for him to give to Zed in case he asked Kayn why he wasn't training.

—Thanks, I appreciate that—you handed him both pieces of paper, he folded them and placed them in his pocket after reading each one—take a break today just in case, come to me if the wound gets worse, alright?—he nodded alond with a "yes, doc", at least he knew how to listen.

He didn't leave though, for some reason he just stared at you like he was reading you, trying to take a peek into your very soul and so much staring started to make you nervous, you mouth went dry and you started to fidget with the edges of your coat, tilting your head in confusion.

—You're different today—he said, tilting his head too but not trying to annoy you.

You tried to come up with an excuse but no thought crossed your mind, it was weird how he could just render you speechless when you would normally be able to bullshit your way out of any situation. You took a deep breath to calm yourself, it did barely nothing but at least you stopped fidgeting.

—Tell me your story—he asked, kindness filling his voice.

Luckily you were prepared for that question, otherwise you wouldn't even know what to say as you obviously couldn't simply say that you came from another universe, in fact you didn't even know why you were here now.

—I used to live in what's now Noxian territory—you started, sitting on your desk—I had a clinic there where I treated people—you kept your story short and simple, that way it'll be easier to remember in case you had to lie again.

—What about your family?—he rested his back on the chair, genuinely interested.

—My parents were good, hardworking people, I was their only child so they wanted what was best for me—you faked a homesick look—I wanted to be a doctor since I was a kid and they busted their asses working for me to achieve that—you chuckled, that part was true—then came the noxians and, well, you can guess what happened next.

Kayn stared at you, understanding filling his eyes as you kept a soft but sad smile, even if the reason behind such a smile was different it didn't matter, whether it was from homesickness because everyone you knew was dead or in another universe it was still a sad, cold feeling. He looked down at his hands, thinking of what to say to comfort you but ultimately coming up with nothing, he had never been good at this kind of stuff.

—It's alright though, I've had a long time to digest it—you reassured him, that allowing him to lift his head to look at you.

—I'm sorry—was all he could say, you started to feel a little guilty for lying to him.

You sighed before opening a jar, taking out a piece of candy from it and offering it to him.

—Don't be, it wasn't your fault.

Kayn took the candy from your hand, inspecting it for a second before unwrapping it and propping it into his mouth, the sweetness from it making him smile, you thought he looked better that way. All of the actual homesickness you were feeling that day, all of the regret and bitterness getting blown away just because of that simple smile, you gritted your teeth knowing what that meant and being afraid of it, it was easy for you to fall for a person who showed the slightest bit of interest in you and that made you scared, you didn't want to get your hopes up only to be let down like before, much less for someone who you were in charged of keeping healthy and was fighting in a literal war, not knowing whether he'll make it back alive.

—Go to your room and get some rest—you told him, trying to make it sound like you were caring for him when in reality you were just caring for yourself.

He nodded with a smile, ignorant of the turmoil it caused on you and left after thanking you. This time you didn't wait to let go of a shaky breath, your hand flying to your mouth as you tried to calm yourself down, thinking that you were being extremely dramatic you moved to the open window and the smell of incoming rain calming down your nerves and numbing the turmoil in your head as you consciously focused on it, then you found a resolution to your problem, you would burry your feelings deep inside your heart and just become so insufferable that he wouldn't even want to live in the same place as you, but since he's been in the order for much longer than you Zed would fire you and you would explore the world or something, your plan was so good that you were ready to start it that very night.

Once darkness fell and a storm started you stood at the top of the stairs, your hair a mess as it covered your face, the hollering winds and the rain adding to the atmosphere, this right here was more than just a plan, this was retribution, this was vengeance. Kayn called your name and for a split second you heard him stutter, you had a very interesting although mostly useless ability to make a clicking noice with your throat and as you dragged your feet to the stairs while doing that noise you stared at him thru the hair covering your face, once it was time to actually go down the stairs you took inspiration from a very well known movie and turned and twisted your body in a way that you were going down the stairs in all fours with your back arched, the first couple of steps you went down carefully, not wanting to break your neck and become an actual ghost. By the time you reached about half way down the stairs you just suddenly picked up your speed and finally you heard him scream like he was getting his guts pulled out and dart away from you so fast that after a blink you couldn't see him anymore, when you actually reached the end of the stairs you stood up as upright as possible, feeling so many muscles in your back ache after the stunt you pulled but the sheer joy that it brought you made you forget about the pain. At first you tried your hardest not to laugh, even going as far as to cover your mouth with your hand, but you just couldn't keep it in and finally you laughed your ass off so hard your knees went weak, making you fall to the ground.

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retphienix · 1 year

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tl;dr: I haven't played minecraft since the xbox 360 version circa 2012/2013.

I'm finally playing modern minecraft and made a little thing :)

The longer version:

This is my little guy Super Glue.

He's been living above my bed in an (ugly) aquarium ever since I got him on the first day I started playing with my sister (she gifted him to me :)).

Ever since I got him I said I'd make him a nice enclosure, but it took a long time to gather the stuff to make it and come up with an idea, but here we are :)

I think he likes it.

Being a newb to minecraft, it took forever to get to this point, to fill this dang thing with water that isn't doing that ugly 'flowing because you didn't fill it completely' thing, to decorate the little island, find out moss and mushrooms can not exist under water, turn it into an enclosed island, realize it is extremely difficult to get out of said enclosed island, die like 15 times because it's a pain in the ass to exit and I'm not breaking down the wall and letting the water out I will simply drown instead, have a FUCKING CREEPER BLOW UP AN HOUR OF THE BUILD- FORCING ME TO DO IT AGAIN AND BUGGING MY WATER OUT SO IT PIERCED SOME WALLS AND DESTROYED MY ISLAND AGAIN SO I HAD TO PLACE SOME BLOCKS AND DESTROY THEM JUST TO HAVE THE WATER "WAKE UP" AND WORK AGAIN SO I COULD REBUILD, and to top it off I ended up giving up on growing grass on the blocks because it would have taken fucking forever to do.

Is there a way to "cheat" grass? Not like, console commands, I mean like in Terraria you can either wait or use grass seeds, I don't think Minecraft has grass seeds, I think you have to wait. IDK though!

Side note: Water fucking sucks in this game lol

Coming back to minecraft has given me the same rush coming back to Terraria did, where I THOUGHT I knew the game and THOUGHT I wouldn't be surprised, and then I was, time and time again.

Did you know the nether has fucking biomes now??? It's not just "Lava ocean" and little else anymore lol

But man water feels like shit to "control" in this game lol

From being able to dump buckets into "cells" that are already full, effectively deleting the water you placed, to what seems to be pseudo cloning water happening if you place and remove quickly?

IDK, it's hardly a big problem, especially when the other aspects of water such as exploration (boats and underwater) are exciting to me, but it's funny that manipulating water for a build feels distinctly like it hasn't been improved since 2009, and since I brought up Terraria since my "revisit" experience has been so similar, there's a game where water feels perfectly fine to manipulate for builds lol.

Namely, because water in Terraria follows a sense of reality (no floating perpetual waterfalls unless you make them a background element). It follows gravity and pools itself, so you don't have to break the laws of physics just to make it pretend it's following those laws in minecraft.

And because Terraria has a very easy infinite duping bug that you are likely to discover by accident while the minecraft bugs I noticed while exploring decorating with water felt a lot more... buggy, and hard to utilize lol

I do like that you can very easily make an infinite waterfall though. You have to learn how to use background decorations, hammers etc in Terraria because "infinite" isn't supposed to be a feature for normal water in that game. Here you just pour a bucket out on a floating block, done.

#minecraft #RetPlays

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