#I’m being sarcastic

[marypapen]

Are you seriously trying to tell me that through out years of internalised homophobia, their biggest argument is over a fucking ringtone

#amazingphil #dan and phil #dan and phil games #dan howell #phil lester #phan #i’m being sarcastic #if you couldn’t tell

[nestaismommy]

Hey, let’s read about how Feyre’s actions are her own and that she chose to drink the wine:

“Wine?” he said, offering me a goblet.

Alis’s first rule. I shook my head.

He smiled, and extended the goblet again. “Drink. You’ll need it.”

Drink, my mind echoed, and my fingers stirred, moving toward the goblet. No. No, Alis said not to drink the wine here—wine that was different from that joyous, freeing solstice wine. “No,” I said, and some faeries who were watching us from a safe distance chuckled.

“Drink,” he said, and my traitorous fingers latched onto the goblet.

So obviously it wasn’t Rhysand mind controlling her or anything, clearly Feyre is making her own choices even though she kept saying no!! Therefore, obviously Rhysand was kidding when he admitted he made her do all of it with tears running down his cheeks!!

“I made you dress like that so Amarantha wouldn’t suspect, and made you drink the wine so you would not remember the nightly horrors in that mountain.”

#I’m being sarcastic #rhysand slander #rhysand's abuse #anti rhysand

[waolom]

hey idk if anyone has mentioned this but next month = ttpd month

#i’m being sarcastic #but like in good fun

[vaxilraven]

OH MY GOD THIS IS SOOO VAXLETH CODED!!!! VAXLETH CORE!!!!! VAXLETH TOGETHER!!!

#vox machina #vox machina vax’ildan #critical role vax #vax'ildan #critical role #liam o'brien #keyleth #keyleth of the air ashari #marisha ray #critical role keyleth #y’all sound like this #i cant BREATH #i’m being sarcastic

[bumblingbee1]

Gotta love getting jumpscared by a butt booty naked RE4R Leon mod on my dash… 🙃🙃

#bee bumbles #I’m being sarcastic #GET THAT SHIT THE FUCK OFF MY DASH #fuck it imma blacklist his name altogether I’m sick of this shit

[eduurun]

What a great Sunday, waking up at 6 am with stomach pain and spending the whole day between your bed and the bathroom 🤢🙄

At least I finally can start drinking water again

Why this always happens on weekends and not on work days?

#i’m being sarcastic

[pkmn-smashorpass]

OH my god another Golisopod anon! I freaking LOVE Golisopod! I would 100 % smash Golisopod no questions asked and cuddle it after and now I feel weirdly validated!

Golisopod is literally the best Pokémon

#I’m being sarcastic #staraptor is the actual best Pokémon #but golisopod is close #ask #anon #pokemon #pkmn #pkmn smash or pass #pokemon smash or pass #smash or pass

[p1nkcanoe]

I love cirrus ghoulette !! <3

#i’m being sarcastic #rain ghoul #the band ghost #ghost band #ghost #ghost bc #shitghosting #nameless ghouls #p1nk thinks

[nestaismommy]

Welcome back to the someone just told me series part 10

Someone just told me that Nesta is dangerous

Yes, Nesta, this 25 year old girl who is mean sometimes, reads smut, and just wants to be left alone is just so dangerous I am shaking in my boots as we speak

#I’m being sarcastic #she’s so dangerous she’s mean #acotar #acosf #nesta archeron #a court of thorns and roses #sarah j maas #pro nesta #pro nesta archeron #a court of silver flames #nesta deserves better #high queen nesta #nesta acosf #nesta supremacy #sjmaas #sjm books #nesta is a queen #nesta acotar #acomaf #acowar #anti sarah j maas

[charliethinks]

reliving traumatic experiences is fun !!

#i’m being sarcastic #it fucking isn’t #i want to die

[lifblogs]

Why does my mom hold my three awful months of being bedbound against me like it says something about me morally? Not like I was in agony every day, right? It’s so not like I have this new trauma I have to deal with in realizing I lost 3 months of my life to pain. Not like I still hardly know how my own kitchen works because of not seeing it for 3 months. Not like I still need help getting dressed because I can barely lift my recently-healed leg. Oh, not like I need physical therapy for this. Yes, let’s hold all of this against me. MY BAD.

#personal #i’m being sarcastic #obviously this should not be held against me at all #she called it ‘giving up’ #let’s break her femur and see if she ‘gives up!

[meilas]

technically I wasn’t born in the traditional sense. does this mean that under conservative laws, I have more rights than any other woman?

#i’m being sarcastic #conservatives are dumb #conservative women even more so #“let’s pass laws to take away women’s rights because we belong in the kitchen!” #fuck conservatives #feminism #fuck the patriarchy #I’m trans so they don’t even see me as a person

[shootingstarrae]

Man, I bet everyone who hate Bob Team Epic ABSOLUTELY LOVED the latest episode

#pop team epic #pop team epic season 2 spoilers #PTE spoilers #I’m being sarcastic #I think the episode was fantastic and the entire staff should win some kind of award #it was brilliant

[saiwestfield]

I’m so excited for people to start telling me that I have the generic CalArts artstyle

#I’m being sarcastic #if you say shit like that go fuck yourself #people who say that honestly suck ass #be ashamed #what’s the point? other than making others feel bad? stfu and grow up #you must be super fun at parties #‘​ugh you’re having THAT drink?? generic US beer’ #that’s how stupid you sound

[phantomoftheparadise0002]

First of all,i’m back bitches. Here to drop some fresh DJ in all your faces, idc if you like it or not.

Second of all, no i’m not fine 🤣 i’m depressed, anxiety level high and ugh i did some selfharm (TW i guess)

Btw i hope no one missed me while i was gone.

#i’m being sarcastic