Eddie: Steve, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Steve, naked in Eddie's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Eddie, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
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EA SPOILERS ‼️
In his defense, he gave him two warnings 🧑🦯
This was literally the first time I’ve ever listened to a Vega audio only because Hush was in it AND HE KILLS THE FUCKER IMAGINE THAT
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i can’t believe Lan and Nynaeve talk about getting married in The Eye of the World
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Matched with a finance bro on hinge because it feels like he’s trying to sell me something and honestly? I wanna fuck with him and see how weird he gets
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I was collecting Becky scenes for an edit and came across this comment.
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the fact that a shitty homemade meme with the word “cigarette” has more notes than some of my actual writing is so fucking funny
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((Took a wrong turn somewhere in the Quantum Realm))
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Not me at work listening to another employee on the phone with a customer discussing some alleged fraudulent activity on their account.
One including a monthly OnlyFans payment 👀
Yeah no. Pretty sure you did that yourself and now regret it.
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Bridezilla Mickey was something I didn’t know I wanted but was SO happy to have seen 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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BONUS: Bakugo and his squad can play in the story, too, as Reader's friends AND as trainees for future rangers
PLEASE Why did I just picture that scene from HTTYD:
Reader, shielding Dabi who has his guns drawn and pointed at Bakugou and Kiri: “don’t shoot! You just scared him!”
Bakugou, incredulous, his gun also pointed at Dabi: “WE scared HIM?! He kidnapped you! ”
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I did not know Eddie was hotboxing in the van with Chrissy???
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My friend’s dog was making a happy singing, mewling sound, and my other friend told her to be quiet and that she sounded like a bass boosted cat.
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TRUMP TAROT READING ON FOX??? AND IT WAS THE FIVE OF CUPS?? IT ISNT THE TOWER BUT IT WILL DO JUST FINE 💀
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Lucifer, the OG Mr. Steal Yo Girl
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On this Valentine’s Day please don’t forget about the Palestinian people. Candy is being bought in droves while innocent people are starving. While people are planning romantic dinners for their lovers, Palestinian people are losing their lovers to bombs and snipers. There is no rest for the Palestinian people today. Don’t let them mask what’s really happening behind pink ribbon. Fight for love, find empowerment in your love for others. We will not stop fighting, not for a single day. Palestine will be free.
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