#I'm aware that i would be squishes like a bug

[generosityfromthetempest]

Transformers G1 S2 ep 15 - Megatron's master plan part 1

#god i wish that was me #maccadam #transformers #I'm aware that i would be squishes like a bug #but it's worth it #transformers g1 #handheld #giant/tiny #transformers g/t #g/t #i wrote this at 5 am

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Monsters mcs are the best in my opnion! So i'm really happy to have found out your blog! Could i request relationship headcanons for Azul,Riddle and other two of your chossing with a androgynous-looking Male!Fairy!Reader? Maybe capable of switching between a more "humam" form and a "pixie" form (Pixie form would problably be similar to the fairies in the Fairy gala event) in SFW and NSFW (Or just SFW if you feel incomfortable).

Pixie Drabbles

I made little drabbles for Riddle and Azul since I couldn't really think of anyone else. Male reader Implied. Pixie Reader

Riddle

"And done!" Riddle's eyes go wide for a moment at the feeling of a weight on his head, posture stiffening up before whipping his head around to see you. Your wings flutter behind you as you practically twirl around him, taking your seat on the stump across the mushroom table from him.

His hands instinctively went to touch the weight on his head, lifting it off to examine it. White, red, floribunda, and cherry parfait were all weaved together in a gradient pattern to make a ring. Sticks and other plants were intertwined within the ring to make it truly look like a crown. You reached over to the crown and took it into your hands, placing it back onto Riddle's head.

An antique hand mirror rested in your hands, twirling about before you faced the reflective side to him. Upon seeing his reflection of the crown he wore in the mirror mixed with your serene expression he couldn't help but blush slightly. "My apologies, I wasn't aware I should have brought a proper crown." "It's a pixie custom of ours to dress our guests, you don't have to bring anything." 

"I insist-" "No Riddle, I insist. You have nothing to prove to me, you know?" "Is that so…" Riddles sounded dazed, unused to such statements. He was always expected to perform at his best at all times his whole life, no cracks, no breaks, just pure perfection. 

Yet here you were, patient as always, never tearing him down for any mistake he makes, but rather encouraging them. He was thankful to have found such a lovely partner as you. Somewhere in his mind, he wonders how his mother would react to him bringing home a man. You snap him out of his thoughts.

"Now, allow me to officially show you how we pixies do tea parties around here!" You say, floating over a pixie dust-covered teapot made of leaves. Riddle relaxed a little and smiled, giving a firm, yet gentle nod.

Azul

"And this is?" "If I tell you won't try it." "Well, I don't think I was going to try it to begin with …" 

You made a mock gasp in response. "Oh how you wound me Azul, here I was inviting you over to teach you some proper pixie cuisine and this is how you respond?" You playfully nudge the greedy octopus who wears a small teasing smile on his lips. You were showing the mer some delicacies and desserts that pixies enjoy for the lounge. "Alright, I guess I'll try it…"

You grab Azul's face, hand under his chin and fingers squishing his cheekss. He blushed at the movment, now forced to look at your handsome face. "Open wide~" You snicker, bringing the fork closer to his mouth to feed him. Azul pulled away from the fork after, out of your hands. His eyes were closed in focus as he chewed on the mysterious substance you fed him.

"Meaty, crispy, yet chewy… surprisingly sweet… a bit floral too. A hint of honey… This is… very good. Did you add some flowers to the herbs you used?" You were always amazed by Azul's taste buds, refined after years of running restaurants and testing dishes. "Right as always, Azzy." You snicker at the small look he gives you.

"Still, I'm completely unsure of what I just ate" "Coconut worms!" Azul's eyes widened. "Coconut worms? Wait, did I just eat-" "Bugs? Yup. We pixies eat a lot of bugs amongst the foliage we can find. Sprites too occasionally. But our main source of protein are bugs! Honey and sugar are also used a lot in our recipes too, beekeeping is a common practice among us." ඞ

"I… ate…" "But it was good though, right?" Azul regained his composure and nodded. "I- yes it was, very good. I've just never eaten insects before, I always assumed they were disgusting, to say the least."

"Welp, now you know!" You smiled at your lover. "So what do you think? Is it menu approved?" You snickered at Azul's nervous expression, before calming. "The honeycomb cake you made before. The coconut worms…" Azul paused a bit thinking of what to say next. "I don't think the lounge is ready for it.

#monster reader #monster mc #male reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #azul ashengrotto #azul ashengrotto x reader #riddle rosehearts #riddle rosehearts x reader

[xris05]

A lot of people overestimate where they'd end up in the Horror Spectrum of Survival, which is something I made up right now, and is a ham-fisted metaphorical way for me to segue into talking about The Mangus Archives!

Several friends of mine have been getting into it right now- and if you read this, and you're apart of that group, yer welcome - and they're getting super into it, to the point of making little 'sona's. Which is really cool! Because they're talented artists and creative folks.

I was considering hoping on the bandwagon, but realised with some terrible clarity, that none of the dread powers would be particularly interested in me. Let's run down the list.

The Buried: Sounds cosy if anything. I do pretty well in high pressure environments

The Corruption: I'm not afraid of being ill, and whilst I don't like bugs, I'm also not afraid to just squish 'em.

The Dark: I'm pretty cool with the dark, I'd be more afraid of falling over and dropping something in the dark.

The Desolation: Scary to lose stuff and suffer, sure, but sometimes it happens. I don't worry about it regularly, and I'm careful to make sure it doesn't happen.

The End: I've made my peace with it.

The Eye: I'm a nerd, and I've got no secrets to hide. Come at me, oversized eyeball.

The Flesh: Meat is meat, and we're all meat, no worries here. No attachment either

The Hunt: I am 100% aware I would lose a chase, hunting or being hunted, no interest or pull either way here. I'd just lie down and die lol.

The Lonely: I've got friends in 5 time zones, I'm never alone

The Slaughter: I appreciate and recognize the terror of war and violence, but also can't truly know it, it's very distant to me after all.

The Spiral: I quite enjoy fantasy and losing myself in a false-world, actually. But I'm also pretty fond of the real world, and am not particularly warped of perception.

The Stranger: I know who I am, and the uncanny valley doesn't really get to me

The Vast: I loved space, I love being lost in the beautiful immensity of the world. I can also read a map, no fear here, but I'm also pretty fine not wandering and just sticking in my little box of walls and roofs.

The Web: I'm fairly content playing my part in schemes and such, and whilst I don't like spiders, I can tolerate / murder them.

In conclusion, I'm too damn boring to be an avatar.

#the magnus archives #the entities #tma sona #rambling #Look at me #I'm joe normal #ducking and weaving fear #gods fear me #fish fear me #I walk alone in this desolate earth

[divinityunleashed]

Location: Earth's Orbit.

BGM: Transformers Prime - Decepticons Theme

"STARSCREAM!"

"Y-Yes, Lord Megatron?"

"Why... is the Space Bridge activation process TAKING so long?!"

"Eheh... Those accursed Autobots, they must of dealt some serious damage to it before we had a chance to properly test it, my lord."

"Really...? Because as far as I am made aware, Starscream. is that there was no recorded assault on our Space Bridge as of yet, and all I am hearing out of your accursed vocal circuits... ARE EXCUSES!"

"Oh please, Lord Megatron! Please forgive my insolence!"

"All the time, all the damn time I have tried to tolerate your insolence. But now, it would seem that my patience has grown too thin to be ignored. Give me one good reason, as to why I shouldn't rip out your spark from your spark chamber, and grind it to a pulp!"

"Because you should really check your status on your fancy floating ring again, mr giant robot man!"

As soon as Adult Neptune appeared in the bridge of the Decepticon Warship, every single blaster, including that of Megatron and Starscream, pointed and armed towards the girl, in which she immediately yelped.

"How did this human get aboard my SHIP!?"

"You are in the presence of his highness, Lord Megatron! If you value your life, girl, you'll--"

"Human? Oh yeah that's a funny one. But seriously, you should really check that terminal. I left ya a gift."

Megatron huffed, before he pressed a button on one of the many intricate terminals aboard the Teletrann I, and the giant Space Bridge just opposite the warship began to open up and activate!

"What?! Impossible... A mere girl knows Cybertonian tech?!"

Megatron ignored Starscreams comments and walked over to Neptune, picking her up with his hand and lifting him closer to his face.

"Explain yourself."

"Well it's simply. I picked up some tricks from hanging out with my friends, and I learned how all your stuff works! So I fixed your giant ring thing and even put in a set of cool coordinates for you! I know, I know, I'm just that amazing aren't I?"

"You are certainly no mere ordinary human. You've given me enough reason not to want to squish you like a bug. Perhaps you may even be more tolerable than that of my supposed second-in-command over there."

"What?! Haven't I been... HUMILIATED, enough?! Surely you jest, Lord Megatron...!"

All that did was prompt Megatron to give Starscream a glare that made him shiver down his circuitry, which also prompted a giggle from Neptune before she climbed onto one of his shoulders.

"I set your location to a special place of mine, I think it would be great! My friends would love to meet you!"

Megatron then prompted the terminal to guide the warship through the Space Bridge, and arrive at Neptune's intended destination whilst Neptune briefed him on the location...

Which was...

Location: Gamindustri V2 - A considerable distance away from the main islands.

Soon as the ship appeared out of the Space Bridge, the view of Gamindustri V2 appeared in the windows of the Teletrann I Bridge. Megatron gazed upon it with a smirk on his face, as Neptune squealed.

"So this is Gamindustri. We shall conquer it."

"STARSCREAM! Be sure to make our new guest and ally... comfortable. And don't squish her under your legs. I would hate to learn what sorts of torture I would inflict upon you..."

"Y-Yes... Lord Megatron. As always, I am at your beck and call."

Neptune then jumped down and walked over to Starscream with a grin on her face.

"If you're anything like Arbore was, you're gonna be fun to hang out with."

"Tch. Cease your wits, Neptune. I answer only to Megatron, and myself. Not. You."

"Now you might as well come along before my master grows impatient. I know what he's like when he's grumpy."

#divine lore #new muse: adult neptune #new muse: megatron #new muse: starscream

[ember-owlet]

🐶. Who are your fictional caregivers? Do you have a 'main' one?

🐇. Talk about your relationship! Is it platonic, romantic, ect, what is your dynamic like?

🐙. Do they have any nicknames for you? Is there meaning behind them?

thank you so much for the ask!! i hope i was able to give you a proper response ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

🐶 Who are your fictional caregivers? Do you have a 'main' one?

i have so many fictional caregivers, but to highlight there's donna, harley & ivy, joel, yor, and quanxi! my "main" ones that i think about the most often taking care of me are donna, harley, and ivy.

🐇 Talk about your relationship! Is it platonic, romantic, ect, what is your dynamic like?

i would say that the majority of my relationships to them are platonic/familial. to be completely honest i haven't ever considered having a romantic relationship with any of my other fictional caregivers besides donna and quanxi but i could definitely see something like that now for some of them. ( /pos /lh)

🐙 Do they have any nicknames for you? Is there meaning behind them?

absolutely!! i have many, so i'll do my best to list most of them out. most of them are just sweet petnames that make me melt thinking about them calling me that.

donna: little one, love, owlet, bambolotta, coniglietta, but my favorites would be fiore mio, dolcezza and tesoro

pammy: sweetheart, tulip, kid, flower, angel (nickname based off of my self insert oc)

harley: kiddo, birdie, chickadee, pumpkin, sunshine, munchkin, short stuff, tater tot

quanxi: kiddo, twinkle toes (sarcastically but lovingly), squish

joel: kiddo, honey, baby girl, peanut

yor: (insert name(s)) ~chan / ~tan (since most of the time that i'm personally aware of is what i was called by family/friends)

bonus! (because my heart couldn't take not talking about some of my other beloved cgs /j /lh)

nobara: baby, nugget, potato

maki: little bird

persephone (hadestown) : sweet pea, berry

hades (hadestown) : songbird, moonlight, treasure, sweetheart, little one

vanessa : bugs

freya : love, sweetness, otter (again, from a self insert oc /lh)

#ember rambles #ember's babies #ask ember #ask games

[periwinkle--daydreams]

As promised, my last thoughts regarding Elden Ring and certain characters/events/spoiler heavy things

A friend of mine told me that Gideon betrays you later on, and I have to say: that is the least surprising plot twist ever. :p Ignoring that I did Nepheli's questline that involved his Albinauric genocide campaign and him totally, absolutely NOT sending his pet edgelord after me, the guy wants to become Elden Lord. I want to be Elden Lord too. And I already got the feeling that he's not interested in sharing the throne with me.

I was more surprised to learn that Gurranq is important to the plot and one of the last few bosses that you fight. Granted, I already put two and two together when it comes to him being Maliketh given the lore descriptions for the stuff you get from him, the big ass Black Blade gargoyle guarding his house, and the allusions he made to committing some kind of sin... but still! I wasn't expecting one of my favorite quest givers to be an important storyline boss!

I was equally surprised to hear that Marika and Radagon are the same person... though I wasn't exactly shocked. My reaction was just "Oh, okay then." Because how am I supposed to react to this bit of information aside from being amused that Radagon cheated on his wife with himself?

I'm impressed with how much I've come to like Kenneth Haight. When I met him, I had him pegged for a funny, but dumb nobleman who'd be a pain in the ass until some monster would come and eat him/squish him like a bug. Instead, he's actually a genuinely good man who overcomes his prejudices against the Tarnished, takes his duties seriously, and is self aware enough to know that he simply isn't capable enough to keep Limgrave together after Godrick and the Shattering at large sent it straight down the shitter. I have a feeling that he, Lorenz Gloucester, and Ferdinand von Aegir would be really good friends if they ever met.

Also, I'm not ashamed to admit that I may have kind of a huge crush on Nepheli. Not only is she drop dead gorgeous, but she's a huge sweetheart and easily one of the nicest NPC's in the game. I'm glad she gets a happy ending after losing so many other friends to tragedy.

I tried to kill the Dung Eater the second I found him in the sewers, but I just can't kill him thanks to me sucking at Elden Ring the sewer you fight him in being a cramped, claustrophobic nightmare of a place. I found out ahead of time that if you help him, he'll end up murdering Boggart (or as some say, BROggart) so I decided to aggro them both so Dung Eater wouldn't kill him, and Boggart would be too angry to die just as a bit of insurance. Once I replay this game, I'll make sure to do a better job at protecting my seafood-cooking bro.

Speaking of the Dung Eater, I love and hate that guy. Hate because he's a vile, twisted, disgusting piece of shit, yet I also love his voice, his armor, and after spoiling myself on it, the fact that he's completely sincere when it comes to his warped outlook on life. He's fascinating, if nothing else... thought not fascinating enough to save him from getting killed. :p

Rykard might just be the first video game character to trigger my gag reflex. Not so much his fucked up snake body, but his weird gurgly psuedo-Palpatine voice and that nasty fleshy sword he pulls out of his throat. Is it weird that I respect him for that, though?

After clearing out the Deeproot Depths, I happened to notice growths that look a lot like Godwyn's eyes back in that one village where the first Tibia Mariner is. Thought it was cool, if seriously creepy.

Omens have dethroned Imps for being one of my least favorite enemies. I understand that they've got it rough, and that they're victims of some seriously awful prejudice... but it's hard to feel bad for them when they're more mobile than anything their size should be, take forever to kill, and leave you on death's door if they pull off their crazy suplex attack.

"I'm not Godrick! I'm my own character, Blodrick!" - Godefroy the Grafted, maybe

#elden ring #hydrox plays elden ring #video games #hydrox rambles #elden ring spoilers

[littleeyesofpallas]

I've been asked before what my favorite entity in the Mangus universe is, and I frequently reinterpret this question as which entity would I be an avatar, or at least a follower of. And that requires a stipulation, that to have an affinity for an entity is not to think it's cool, and it's not for it to be your greatest fear, it's for it to be the fear you're most drawn to or otherwise occupied by. And in this capacity my answer has been, The Corruption. Because while I'm not generally scared of bugs, I do have a long standing series of hyper specific situational fears that all include bugs.

As a kid I went to a farm with my school and some tour guide commented on something about barbed wire leaving cuts on the cows and flies laying their eggs in the open wounds. And that shit stuck with me.

Back when the internet was a dark lawless place and shit like CP and snuff films were just floating around out there where anyone could drop you a link to them, I saw a video of a little kid with a horrifying large hole in his head where dozens of maggots were eating away as his flesh and clearly had been for some time.

I knew a kid in middle school wrestling who had to have his head surgically opened because somehow he'd gotten a beetle larva in his ear and it had matured into a beetle and was stuck in there causing him pain.

I have recurring nightmares of bugs flying into my ear, not because I'm afraid of the bugs themselves, but because every time I have the dream I specifically get stuck in the process of trying to swat the bug away and the active attempt to get at it causing it to retreat deeper into my ear and me being unable to get it back out.

Remember that scene in The Mummy with the flesh burrowing scarabs? I had a nightmare(?) Once where I caught a ladybug burrowing into my skin, and as I failed to squeeze it back out I realized I had dozens of little bumps all over my arm all moving around. So I took a long nail --no idea why that was the tool of choice-- and cut a ring around my forearm and peeled my skin off like a glove to reveal all the ladybugs crawling around in there.

(All that not even touching on my general anxieties about illness and disease and my constant paranoid certainty that my bones are just withering away and riddles with holes, my irrational fear of contracting tetanus regardless of whether or not I've been in contact with any rust, and the nagging thought that my skin is necrotizing and just full of inexplicably unprompted rot... But this is about the bugs.)

And now there is this stupid issue my apartment building is having where our land lord never schedules the damn exterminator on a day when I'm actually home to let them in so we've gone I don't know howany rounds without the unit being properly treated. And while there wasn't actually much of an issue for the better part of the past 3 years, now we've got a roach problem. And I spend every fucking night, starting from the moment I wake up, and the moment I walk in from work combing over our kitchen counters and the corners of the room expecting to find at least one scuttling about. It details any/every other thought process I'm having as I put my whole fucking life on hold in order to start this like 12 step scan and spray and chase and squish process. It's becoming frustratingly routine yet at the same time engaging.

And worst of all is that again I'm not fundamentally afraid or grossed out by bugs, I think bugs are cool, I generally avoid killing them if I can, I even used to take care of the bugs in the pet store I used to work at because no one else would. But mother fuckers cannot be allowed to nest and procreate in my goddamn walls. So for practical purposes they just gotta go, which means I have to be hyper aware of their presence, which has turned into anticipation, paranoia, and anxiety.

Jane Prentiss, just take me now

[angel-of-sweet-revenge]

I feel like Astral should have had old beef with the barians. Like, the past season was Yuma's story, this second season should have been Astral's story, growing from the servant of a cruel master to being the one who decided to defy him and choose peace, as well as showing his past, particularily his relationship with the emperors, because you can't tell me they wouldn't have had an old rivalry. I could go on about his past, but right now, I'm gonna talk about my view of his relationship with the Barians

(BECAUSE THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD AN OLD UNRESOLVED RIVALRY)

I'm gonna start with Vector. He and Astral hate each other. They're rivalry runs deeper than Seto Kaiba's with Atem (which is why Astral lost it when he found out Yuma was keeping secrets with his literal life long enemy). I honestly feel like they should have been each other's dedicated rival, like even their colour palletes are opposites, and they are opposite personality wise too, instead of it being beef with Yuma and Vector over Astral.

Vector was the first Barian Astral met, which wasnt the best of introductions. He's the literal embodiment of chaos, even more so than Don who at least could behave in an orderly manner, while Astral was intended to be the being of pure order. They immediately clashed, and it only continued, a rivalry that got worse and worse, as Vector does whatever he can to make Astral feel miserable, by saying the most hurtful things he can, while Astral was unable to retaliate, as Vector just didn't care enough to be hurt, refering to Astral as a little bug (i blame a certain someone for this you know who you are). This rivalry is partly based on mutual jealousy: Astral is jealous of how free Vector is to do as he pleases, without worrying about reprecussions, while Vector is jealous of how Astral is (seemingly) valued, with neither really seeing the other's struggles.

With the whole Ray episode, Vector was less trying to break Zexal entirely as he was trying to tear down Astral in particular, with Yuma being just there, and that's why he chose to get close to Yuma, aware of how this would hurt Astral, and after that their rivalry just escalates.

Eventually Astral decides to be the bigger person (he is taller than him and he will use this as leverage) by resurrecting Vector with the numeron code inspite of what Vector's done to him.

Astral's relationship with the others is less complicated. They are rivals because of their opposite sides. His relationship with Alito and Girag was just very different people unable to get along, with Alito being extremely competitive and determined to take him down, he's astral world's best, after all. Girag is usually the one trying to stop Alito getting hurt. He himself doesn't actually have much against Astral, although he claims he does just to seem tough. Secretly he always felt a little bad for the fact that this tiny being was being tossed about as a living weapon on his own (he may have even let him go from time to time)

His relationship with Mizar, however, may be just as bad as his with Vector. This is partly because of Mizar's arrogance and attitude, which always gets under his skin, partly because Mizar's dragon has always freaked him out, and partly because Mizar reminds him of Eliphas. Mizar initially didn't think much of him, Astral was just a little annoying brat he had to squish. And then he failed to squish him. And Astral was sarcastic to him. After that first meet, where he lost to him, he's just not been able to stand Astral.

Astral and Dumon always had a much more cordial relationship. While still rivals, they always treated each other with respect and as equals (unlike how Mizar and Vector talk down to him or Alito sees him as a challange), and even had civil discussions when meeting.

Astral and the twins also had a fairly civil rivalry. While he and Nasch would be competive, due to Nasch being the Barain King and Astral being the champion for his world, the two unexpectedly kind of like each other, and their rivalry is more friendly, to the point that they might forget they're meant to be trying to kill each other (kinda like Yuma and Shark's rivalry- history repeats itself :D ) and also they both roast Vector together. Marin and Astral geniunely got along when they duel, similarily to how he got along with Dumon, and she is the only one who really doesn't like how someone so young is who Eliphas chose. The Barians had no choice, Eliphas did. She was also always more open to the idea of peace, and sometimes would suggest it, and Astral found himself agreeing. Overall, he had the best relationship with Marin, and although not quiet friends, they both cared about each other, to the point that Marin once actually helped him back to Astral World, after a duel with Vector left him badly hurt rather than letting him die there. Also, when the two were 'killed' Astral actually managed to send his condolences, and was geniunely sorry, and wished Dumon the best of luck with leadership. Dumon appreciated the gesture.

Post series, Astral gets along with every barian except Vector and also Mizar. He hasn't forgiven Vector for what he put him through, and he is still angry with Mizar for hurting Yuma, and hurting Trey, Quinton, and Kite (although he forgave everyone else-he just can't deal with Mizar, and Trey was the closest to him after Yuma)

TL;DR: Astral and the Barians should have had a rivalry. And the fact that they don't and they were more focused on Yuma makes me salty

#ygo #zexal #astral zexal #barains #their rivalry is like that of two highschool teams #like in those highschool movies #vector was basically astral's bully #mizar is the mean kid #and everyone else was ok with astral #kinda #also they all kinda have inside jokes #because after all those years of fighting they all have dirt on each other #and astral can and will remind them of random times #like 'alito can you really fight me remember when you tried to set a monster face down like a trap card' #and alito would be 'I WAS TIRED OK VECTOR SNORING KEPT ME UP' #and so on #astral tells yuma all these stories and yuma knows each one by heart

[flwrkisses]

txt's reaction to their partner pouting at them when they're busy.

winter break is finally here, and i'm trying to figure out if i should do some type of 12 day of christmas type thing... each time i start i never finish sigh.

request: 'can i request txt w/ an s/o who pouts when theyre doing something/concentrating? <3'

genre: super fluff! established relationship.

✧*:･ﾟyeonjun

yeonjun had been intently watching his own practice video their choreographer had taken. he had been watching for any mistakes, over and over again because he was sure there were a couple in there. "junnie?" you called out as you walked out of your shared bedroom and yet no answer. it wasn't usual for your boyfriend to ignore you but he was so engrossed in the video. after calling him a couple more times you just sit next to him and pout at him without saying a word. after a while he could feel your eyes on him, making him pause the video and look up at you. his eyes would go wide and of course he'd pout back at you. "what's wrong baby?" he'd ask as he put his phone aside to attack you with kisses all over your face.

✧*:･ﾟsoobin

of course your boyfriend had been engrossed in a new game he had bought for his switch. it was pretty typical for him, you knew he would be really into his game but when you wanted to tell him something he hardly even gave you a second glance. "soobin? did you hear me?" you asked and he just responded with a quick hum. he obviously wasn't listening which resulted in you pouting and whining at him. the sound of your whines made him pause his game and look at you. "ayyye are you alright?" he chuckled at your pouty face before raising his hand and ruffling your hair.

✧*:･ﾟbeomgyu

beomgyu would probably be watching a video on tiktok or something. he would be in awe at something so simple like an elephant crushing a watermelon. he'd probably wave his phone in your face to have you see it too. it was so incredible in his eyes that he had completely tuned out the attempts in conversation you had made. you pushed his phone away and pouted at him which only made him realize what he had unintentionally been doing. his eyes would grow bug at the sight of your pout, and his hands would come up to squish your cheeks together. "where you talking baby? im so sorry i didn't hear you! DONT POUT PLEASE I'LL MELT!"

✧*:･ﾟtaehyun

your very handsome boyfriend had been on his phone answering a couple texts as his head laid on your lap. you played with his hair gently, smiling softly at how comfortable he looked with his head against your thighs. you softly placed a kiss on his forehead and said softly something along the lines of how lucky you were to have him which got no answer. at first you didn't mind it but after 3 or so minutes you look down at him. he was probably really focused on making sure there were no typos in his text, which you knew he cared about a lot, but you couldn't help but pout a bit and move your hand from his hair. once he noticed your hand stray from his dyed strands he couldn't help but look up at you and notice your pout. his eyes would grow wider than they naturally were, before asking "oh no... i did something didn't i?"

✧*:･ﾟhueningkai

kai would never intentionally ignore you, he just was so into the game on his phone that he hardly noticed that you were trying to have a full conversation with him. at first you thought he had been listening and responding to you, but unfortunately he had been just making  concentrated comments about his came not even aware of you standing at the bedroom door. you pouted your lips a bit and let your body flop on the bed in front of him which finally gained his attention. "oh! you're so cute when you pout!" he exclaims as he sets his game aside and goes to squish your cheeks.

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[spoops-screams]

| Short MC

Character(s): Muriel, Lucio

TW: Self doubt (?)

Notes: Gender neutral MC || Short (like 4'11 or sm) mc bc it's really not that hard to be shorter than these two ;-; || I am going to kill someone if I'm stupid enough to delete my post again I swear- I spent only like 10 minutes on the other one but still, it was good 😭😭

Muriel

You think he was scared of accidentally hurting you before? Now he's down right terrified

There's an almost two foot difference between the two of you and it's so painfully obvious to him which he would find adorable if not for the fact that it was mortifying for someone like him who hated the very thought of hurting someone accidentally it without reason

He's aware of his own size and his own strength so he feels as though he might accidentally injure you without meaning to since he's both large and has more strength than he already looks to have which makes being around you down right terrifying to him

He doesn't want to exist too close to you because he feels as though any wrong move and he'll swat you like a fly so just about everyone can see how he's basically walking on eggshells and treats you like you're a fragile piece of glass

Once he realises that he won't accidentally squish you like a bug, he actually finds it really adorable

Absolutely had a heart attack whenever Inanna goes and smothers you but even he can't resist seeing you and the wolf cuddled up with each other what with you being practically hidden amongst the wolf's fur and size but he does make sure that they don't out too much pressure on you

He's just worried about you, please help him

Lucio

Oh you poor soul, he is not going to let you live it down

He absolutely will exaggerate the differences in your height to get in your nerves, that's guaranteed, as if you're both children, he actually finds the difference between your height and his hilarious

"You're practically only half my height."

Throw the whole man in the bin, he's so cocky about it

Initially he only sees it as another way to exert his status and power over you, practically towering over you with you not even being able to reach his shoulders which he no doubt uses to intimidate respect for him into you, magician or not, thanks to his ego and pride

He does come to very much like your height later along the line

With his height in comparison to yours, he finds it so easy to protect you and hide you, he actually starts finding it endearing

He's still absolutely insufferable though

Do expect him to use your head as an arm rest, that's just how this man is, but he's the only one that's allowed to bully you (affectionately) about your height

He will definitely join a Melchior and Mercedes in a cuddle pile if he ever manages to find you

In that moment, your height is the biggest disadvantage, the three of them are massive and you absolutely will not move, completely hidden from everyone

Tags: @rurifangirl bc I feel rly bad for deleting the other headcanon before you could even see it 😭😭 I WILL DO SOMETHING TO FIX THAT THOUGH!

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[nompunhere]

what about leif as a pred and prey? (and maybe ideas about vi as pred and chompy vore stuff)

I have IDEAS about this mans but I'm gonna put 'em below a cut because L/eif's R/equest spoilers (for those who don't know, that's a pretty heckin major spoiler) (C/hompy's existence is kind of a spoiler in and of itself too, so, uh) (also warning for kind of body horror under the cut. if you know, you know)

but before that, those other two things: V/i would mayyybe eat a friend to protect them or something if she had to. she's be reluctant about it, and she wouldn't find it all that comfortable being on the pred side of things, but she'd do it if need be.

as for C/hompy, I don't really wanna throw her into vore scenarios, seeing as she is a literal babbee. maybe she could pick up a shrunken buggu and carry them around with her mouth like a cat carrying a kitten or something like that, but that's about as far as I'll go

(L/eif makes sure to give her plenty of cuddles and pats on the outside while his friends are tucked away in his insides)

This bloo ice moff tastes a bit like blue raspberries (but very few bugs would know what that is, so to them, the flavor would just be exotic, sweet, and a bit tangy), mint (more just the cold aspect than the actual flavor), and just a teensy bit like energy drink, because of the magic 'n' crystals, all with a subtle undertone of decay. oddly sweet, yet oddly dulled.

in a tum, he'll just sorta chill. if he sits in one place for too long though, he tends to make a cold spot. it feels quite weird for the pred. he finds stomachs, particularly K/abbu's, to be a very pleasant place to rest. being inside another body.. it feels like home, if a bit redundant. but also not, because unlike his own body, this additional body is actually warm, and damp, and most importantly, alive. it gives him a sense of being in the right place, satisfying some sort of instinct for the cordyceps.

but then you have L/eif as a pred and things get f u n because woooo babey, mushroom tendrils! weird internals! ...blue tum!

his mouth seems normal enough, if not a bit chilly, but then you get down there and it's like woah what the funk. cause surprise! there's a bunch of weird slippery spongy things squirming against you! ...ew!

the tendrils are used to just tearing up food and absorbing nutrients, but now there's a thing in here that isn't food, so they just explore this mysterious presence, patting and tapping and wrapping and squishing and whatever else they can do from in there. some of the tendrils may still try to treat the prey like they would food, but as soon as L/eif is made aware that he's doing that, he'll wrangle his tendrils under control.

overall, the stomach is at least like, 50% just fungal tendrils, but there's still some intact flesh in there. just a bit more stable to sit on than the writhing cordyceps all around. and it's kinda cold in there, but it's possible to get used to it. maybe the fungus/flesh warms up with prolonged contact, like how L/eif makes a cold spot if he stays in place for a while. unlike when L/eif makes a cold spot as prey, however, the warm spot feels somewhat nice rather than just weird.

After he's eaten the same prey plenty of times (probably K/abbu), or after he just gets more control over his tendrils in general, the internal appendages learn that prey are friends, not food, and with proceed to just. hold and cuddle the hecc out of the prey as soon as they enter the tum. they can be surprisingly soft.

wrap prey up gentle like burrito.

#ask #excuse to ramble? excuse to ramble. #(hopy hecc how did this get so long) #bf vore #bf:tes vore #bf spoilers #bf:tes spoilers #vore headcanons #fandom vore

[traincat]

I'm currently dying in exam phase soooo.... can I have a treat and know if Peter end up getting his head out of his butt and realizing that Johnni is in love with him or if Ben has to squish him like a bug for being an oblivious asshole? 👉👈 (btw your writing is always so on point! You're great and my absolutely favorite Spideytorch writer ❤)

I just asled you about Peter and Johnni's relationship using these emojis: 👉👈 and totally forgot to clearify that I wa asking about your female!Johnny wip 🤦‍♀️ so, that's what that's about

No worries, anon, I guessed what you meant! And thank you, you’re very sweet to say so. <3 So I have a lot more of the PeterJohnnie fic outlined out than I have actually written scenes. I have about 12.5k written but that is a number of scenes across a fairly long timeline -- the fic is meant to cover what I imagine the timeline would have been had Johnny Storm originally been conceived of as a female character in the ‘60s from the first Spideytorch meeting all the way through to them actually, finally getting together, updated for the sliding timescale, so it covers about ~8ish years of their lives. And I will say that before those eight years are up, Peter is definitely aware of both his and Johnnie’s feelings! This does not mean he immediately stops being an asshole, though. We’re talking early-to-mid ‘80s Peter here. 

Here’s a later story snip, though, from well past the point of everyone realizing they have feelings: 

“Take a good long look, Johnnie,” Peter said, squeezing her hand is his large, warm, gloved one. “This is me, fighting for you.”

Then he decked the prince right in the nose. It was a hard enough blow to send the prince stumbling back, falling to one knee with one hand cupped over his face.

Johnnie gasped, her hands flying to her mouth. In front of her Peter shook out of his hand with an arrogant tilt of his head, his other arm flung out to block her. He’d never looked more like a knight in shining armor.

“Come on,” he said. “You want her? You’re going to have to go through me.”

#spideytorch #johnnie storm fic #*replies #myfic #Anonymous

[azuremallone]

I was taught that walking along freeways was dangerous.

A car traveling at 60 MPH requires 185 feet to stop. A driver requires 60 feet before that to react. That's 245 feet. That leaves 3 seconds between registering and full stop.

Granted, this guy is a psycho. Regardless, these protesters blocked the freeway with two cars that had no lights on. No hazard flares or reflective signs were out. No police around and nothing indicating the road had two cars sitting sideways across all lanes at 2 AM, in the dark. These protesters could have killed someone.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Yet all it would have taken was a distracted, impaired, inattentive or even a good driver to slam into those cars or veer off and crash into a bunch of inattentive people. I'm a very well trained and aware driver. I can tell you that 3 seconds is rarely enough time. A semi would require a lot more than that.

Don't play in traffic. Stay out of the roads. Your parents should have taught you better. I'll have a Super Mutant explain it in terms you can understand:

Cars big. Made of steel. Go fast. Driver simple Human. Make mistake. You puny Human. Car make puny Human go splat! Squish just like bug!

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[woah-imagine-that]

Hello I'm new here and I was wondering if you can write a story or something like that when the oc of shizuo met him in middle school, then leaves to America because of her parents. But, they meet again in high school. The middle school thing is based on Durarara x2 shou ova 4.5 if you seen it. I like what you do by the way. Great job.

Their meeting in middle school was relatively short, being young and naive they were obviously not aware of the impact they would have on each other later in life.

Shizuo wishes he could’ve done more with them before they left, he could’ve hung out with them, or walked to school with them, but he doesn’t dote on it too much, he’s never been one to think about the past too much anyway.

They mentioned something about their parents being their reason for leaving, but Shizuo didn’t get much information other than that, it’s not like they were all that close anyway. He was very confused about his feelings for them at the time, but now that he looks back on it, he realises now that he had a bit of a crush on them. He never would’ve voiced his feelings, especially back then, his self-consciousness was through the roof in middle school.

High school came around and his memory of them was slowly fading, he feels bad about not remembering them but at the end of the day there as nothing he could’ve done, that’s what he thought anyway.

He took a seat at his desk one morning, ready for another day of teachers writing nonsense on the board, Shinra asking him strange questions and bullies pissing him off at lunch. This was just another normal day for him, except for one thing. He could see them out of the corner of his eye, he swore they were looking at him but whenever he turned around they’d always turn their head the other way. What was their problem? Were they looking to fight? They didn’t seem like the fighting type though, he’d squish them like a bug.

As soon as the bell rung, he was quick to get up and walk straight to them, they didn’t even have the chance to stand up because Shizuo was over them before they even knew what was happening.

“Alright, what’s your problem? You’ve been staring at me all lesson and it’s been ticking me off, you’d better not be looking for a fight cause I’m the last person you want to fight, trust me.” He was being harsh with his words, but he didn’t care. He’d been worked up all week and this person was the last straw for him, so he held nothing back. “So before I throw you across the room you’d better start talking, what do you want?”

After his little rant, he looked down at them, only to find them snickering behind their hand, what the hell? He wasn’t trying to be funny. This person was really looking for a beating.

He was ready to flip their table when they suddenly stopped laughing to say, “Oh Shizuo, you haven’t changed a bit.”

What? What the hell were they talking about? They must’ve seen his confusion because they then said “wait, Shizuo, don’t you recognise me? It’s me.”

And as soon as they said their name, everything came rushing back to him. Ohhh… wait, why were they here? Shouldn’t they be in America? This didn’t make sense, how long have they been in this class? When did they get introduced? I mean he never really pays attention in class so there’s a chance that they came in today and he just didn’t notice. They’ve definitely changed since he last saw them, were they always this… pretty? Or was that just his hormones going crazy? Dammit. He couldn’t help but look away, embarrassed that he just mouthed off his childhood crush.

They only laughed, “it’s okay. I’ll be honest, I didn’t recognise you at first either. You’re really different, since when did you go blond? It looks really nice on you.”

“Uh… yeah, Tom convinced me, thank you,” he replied dryly, scratching his cheek in embarrassment, still not looking at them. Dammit, just when he thought he was over his little crush on them, all those squishy little feelings came back.

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