#I'm not a simp okay

[dootznbootz]

Menelaus rambles a lot about not only Helen, but also Hermione. About how she used to say Olive like "Olifs". How she lost her first tooth running too fast and running into a low branch while out with Helen. How he'd sometimes wake up to Hermione leaning over him and poking his face to say, "Dad, can we go see the horses?" even though it was barely daylight. How she was much nicer waking Helen and how he thinks Hermione did that on purpose because she found "dad's face funny". How her favorite color was every color.

And Odysseus listens.

And he thinks about how his son only had a few teeth coming in when he left, teething on everything. How he could only say one syllable with his babbles. How his son needed balance to stand but Odysseus was so proud that Telemachus was very good at rolling over. How his son loved pulling at his and Penelope's hair.

How his son would be talking, walking, maybe even lost his first tooth by now. And he doesn't even know if he'll ever know his son's favorite color.

#Hi get sad with me :D #Odysseus and Menelaus are the Bros™ to me. I love them. Both simps who love their family despite being different in personalities #You cannot tell me they didn't talk about this and how this was painful for both of them :') #To make myself feel better. I like the thought of Athena kind of keeping him up to date :'D as he's her pet you know? #okay so this next bit ain't angst but imagine Hermione just coming in staring in the dark with the classic: #“Mom. Dad. I frew up🥺” #scaring the shit outta both her poor parents. Yeah I know she had nurses with her most likely but it's cute and fun!!! #I'm sorry but that's so fucking funny to me. I think every Parent has experienced that I'm pretty sure. #odysseus #menelaus #tagamemnon #greek mythology #this'll probably flop but oh well xD My homies can get sad with me >:) #odyssey #the odyssey #telemachus #hermione #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #helen of sparta #penelope #odypen

[vaggieslefteye]

VOX, Media Overlord | 1x02 - Radio Killed The Video Star

"[He's] up in his tower waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down."

#hazbin hotel #vox #hazbin vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #requested #hazbin hotel edit #hazbin edit #my gifs #radio killed the video star #oh yes. definitely gonna do more of him. he's tricky but doable #he's a fun challenge. it's tough to keep his bright colors bright and saturated #while at the same time not oversaturating him #cuz if i don't recolor at all he comes out BLAND and boring #(as do all gifs) #but if i saturate him even a little then he can oversaturate and then the image quality is MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD bc #the higher the saturation and contrast = the worse the quality gets. which is funny cuz this show is all high sat and contrast LMAO #but i'm making him work. got a decent recipe for him so far. i'll keep playing with him cuz wow his shots are so NICE #like sure his two colors contrast a lot but at least they're FLAT for the most part. so that helps a lot in the color tables #character spotlight #also it's weird... #usually i have a thing for pathetic bi men but somehow vox didn't trigger the awooga cortex in my brain. wonder if/when that'll change 🤔 #i think i'm too busy simping for vaggie and husk to give him attention rn is all kjsdhfljsdhjfkhs #okay enough tag rambling i still have another request to work on :D #flashing gif #flickering gif

[ruelin024]

as a simp, I humbly request nightmare in your style (only if your comfortable) because damn your art is good.

@superbfirnacho My fellow certified simp, I've received your humble request. Now I shall serve you some drawings of Grandpapi Goopy Nootnoot. 🤭

*cough-cough* I dunno what art style I have, I'm inconsistent.

(There's also a suggestive one in there, yeah. (¬‿¬)

I also make drawing for your Main OC, Ivy. ヾ(•ω•`)o ✨💕

#answered #thank you for the ask! #i love undertale #undertale au #dreamtale #nightmare sans #suggestive #sans simp #ruelin024art #sorry for late reply #I'm late by like 3 days #haha oops #I got a wrist injury #but i'm okay #kinda sorta

[another-kshit-blog]

So anyway, this might be the worst official manga Sebastian I've ever seen.

#“ikeman” my ass there is nothing cool about this only pure dorkery #mey rin simping for ronald makes my heart happy. forget about that trash demon and get with the lawnmower man #who keeps letting sebastian write lyrics. please stop. have mercy #i'm sorry to say tanaka and sebastian are just not pulling it off. surprisingly bard looks okay though #manga cap #ciel phantomhive #sebastian michaelis #ronald knox #tanaka #mey rin #finnian #bard #scooting around on your ass using demon powers is not cool. and lose the hooker boots #for some reason i have an aversion to sebastian's uncovered skin in particular. it just looks wrong on him. not butlerly at all #kuroshitsuji #black butler #grell sutcliff

[just-another-siimp]

Lets get this Bread. 141 x Platonic!Reader

This is inspired by my sudden urge to make, proof and bake bread 2 hours before my shift started. It's short and rushed but any reblogs are appreciated <3 Warnings: Bread.. so much bread. Reader is stressed which is stressing the boys out. Lets pretend the base has an oven.

It starts out small, one or two loaves of bread made at the beginning of the week. The smell of fresh bread even coaxing Price out of his office, a rare sight with the amount of paper work he had to do.

Normally within 20 minutes of the bread being out of the oven everyone's visited the kitchen to grab themselves a slice, you swear you see Ghost drooling as the butter melts over the warm bread.

A loaf never lasts long with him and Johnny around.

Gaz likes his with raspberry jam

Price is an old man and puts marmalade on it, you've started calling him paddington bear as a result. He hates it.

Laswell gets her own loaf to take home to her wife.

It's not an issue until Soap catches you elbow deep in bread dough, flour on your cheek and nose. He laughs at you, makes you tea and wait until it's gone through its first proof before going to bed.

The next time you're caught in the early hours of the morning it's Price, unimpressed by your sleeping form slumped over the kitchen counter especially with the loaf steadily rising in the oven.

That was when they started noticing you were baking instead of sleeping, purposely keeping yourself up. With 5 loaves in the pantry something had to be done.

Ghost caught you creeping into the kitchen one night, instead of baking he took you back to bed and stayed til you fell asleep.

Gaz offers to watch a movie with you before he goes to bed, makes you tea and brings snacks. He never complains when you doze off on his shoulder.

Johnny is a trouble maker, he always enables you. He helps you make 4 loaves of bread in one night, then he makes you spar the next morning. Your arms have regrets.

#modern warfare x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #john price x reader #john mactavish x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #modern warefare ii #call of duty mw2 #call of duty x reader #simon ghost riley #john mactavish #captain john price #kyle garrick #x reader #short lil blurb #i like bread a lot okay #i'm sorry for this #simp writes

[beanghostprincess]

If you were a girl he wouldn't even look at you

#unless you have a sword #zoro's so gay i am sorry i can't #but also 'if i were a girl' it's okay bestie be gay on main dw #sometimes i simp for fictional men too and i'm a lesbian you're fine #roronoa zoro #one piece

[spaciebabie]

sometimes when I have a moment ta think ta myself I step back and really reflect on how out of all the characters I've simped for, springtrap has been the longest lasting. and for what reason. why did my brain pick that guy. you know. the rotting corpse inside of a moldy bunny suit. that's the guy we wanna be insane over? okay.

#he also doesn't really follow the pattern of characters I've simped for b/c they were all rays of sunshine #and then there's this stinky man #that beautiful beautiful stinky man #see look my brain is doing it again #the fondness I feel for him is uncomparable ta the feelings I've felt for other characters #like it's not even close #spacie spoinks #I was crazy Abt rengoku once upon a time but that only lasted a couple months #like yeah springtrap is a combo of every character type/style/trope i like but he sucks balls #major balls dude #sighs. #I need him #i want to court him springtrap why aren't you reallllll #okay I'm going ta bed djdjdndndnndn #maybe I'll have another cute dream of him giving me a hug or something (unlikely) #would be nice tho

[lem0nn-juice]

Too silly for his own good

#lego monkie kid #lmk spoilers #lmk nezha #lemon rambles #I'm enjoying what little crumbs they gave me okay #edit: turned off rbs cause a bunch of Nezha shippers/simps found this #and it's getting annoying blocking people

[lucienne-thee-librarian]

I really need to stay humble lol

Me: I DON'T get the Dream x reader crowd I mean you do you, I'm obsessed with him but in a I Want To Study Him way. I don't get it. I mean he's such an emotional disaster, big divorced dad energy. Like what's attractive about a walking red flag -

Also me, a known dumbass, sees them:

Me omg hiiiiii <3333 #steponme2k24

#desire #the sandman #they could probably eat my heart and i'd thank them #I mean I don't think a lot of the dream x reader ppl objectify him in character #at least according to those who have looked #but that's another thing and also their business like I have no real beef with them unless they do incorrect tag spam. Live your bliss #Morpheus thirst girlies?? I can't act like I'm any better than y'all and I salute you. I get it even if I don't get it #we're all in this dumpster together #I am gay and stupid when it comes to hot fictional ppl okay #my biggest beef with y'all is being jealous because there's more than there used to be don't get me wrong #but there is CRIMINALLY little content for the Desire simps okay. So much less than there should be it feels wrong

[um-weird-flex-but-ok]

If they didn't want me to become obsessed with Aegon then they shouldn't have made him greasy and pathetic

“but he does so many awful things—” his victims are fictional and I lack self-preservation instincts, try again

#why is the only socially acceptable toxic man to simp for doctor who with a fuck ass bob #??? #its unfair #I'm sick of pretending #he’s my pretty little drowned cat #does he have fleas???? #mayhaps #but it's okay #ill put them in a glass jar and gift them to helaena #house of the dragon #hotd #aegon targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #tom glynn carney

[gummy-axolotl]

oh no he's hot

@an-albino-pinetree @the-circus-ctrl-key

#okay when i had the idea i thought it was hilarious #but now that its finished it just looks bad aldgkhsadklh #i'm gonna post it anyway tho #gotta stay strong #aaldgkh #anyway #ace has me simping for every jax she runs #and now that pinetree is in on it? #oh dear #i might not survive #okay okay okay #ye #bye #gummyart💜 #doodle #shit post #GummyBunny

[xxinkyshadowxx]

Hey can adults stop fucking shipping themselves with Kieran? he's like 15 at absolute most and the game makes it super clear that he's under 18

#kieran pokemon #pokemon indigo disk #rival kieran #pokemon dlc #pokemon teal mask #kieran sv #trainer kieran #pokemon kieran #like fucking stop you're weird in a bad way #And usually I'm all for selfshiping but like not when you're 25 and the character ur simping for is like 14 #Like yeah i think he's cute but it's okay for me to think that BECAUSE I'm a minor #HE IS LIKE 13-15 LEAVE HIM ALONE

[recreationalfanfics]

GHEJFEJFJHE, WHEN LOKI'S VOICE GOES FROM: "Hey, I'm just a funny lil guy♡ Just a goofy god♥️A lil silly dude!" to "I'm about to carry this show and make you yearn for me with the passion of a 1000 suns-"

and I love him for it.

#record of ragnarok x reader #record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #ror loki #snv loki #ror loki x reader #I LOVE HIM OKAY #HID VOICE IS SO CUTE IN THE JAPANESE AND ENGLISH DUB #BUT WHEN HE GETD ALL MENACING #OH MY GOD. #I WANNA BE SAVED EVEN THO IK HE'D LET ME DIE. #HOMIE HE GIVES ME 🌠THOUGHTS🌠 #Scrumptious Dish of a God. #Look the kther way I'm simping rn. #BRO I HAVE WORK AT 6AM BUT I CAN'T GO TO BED BC I'M THINKING OF HIM. #I WANT HIM TO CUDDLE ME TO SLEEP. #OR LIKE SLEEP ON HIS CHEST WHEN HE'S FLOATING BACKWARDS. #I WANT TO KISS HIS SMUG FACE. #I LOVE HIS LIL FUCKED UP EXPRESSIONS HE'S SO UNHINGED #I MIGHT BE CRYING ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM RN HELP ME.

[torgawl]

if you call himmel pathetic i'm throwing hands at you. himmel showed the purest form of love for frieren and you guys think that's pathetic? what's pathetic is not respect other people's feelings or boundaries and acting like people owe you anything just because you like them. himmel was happy to have a friendship with frieren within her own conditions just because he genuinely enjoyed her as part of his life. he was happy to wait for her for his entire life is he had to but he also never stopped living for himself. that's fucking beautiful. loving someone so much you are able to let them go, not wanting to change who they are or impose anything on them? unconditionally, nonetheless? that's the point of life.

#either platonically or romantically having people genuinely appreciate you and having genuine connections with people is what makes life #worth living #frieren is a beautiful show about loss grief and how people change you just by being present in your life how they add to your life how #your true friends inspire you and how we keep each other's memories alive how love is timeless despite the finality of our human condition #and you tell me himmel is pathetic? #what a joke #i'm biting himmel haters like an enraged chihuahua #infection you with the power of love so you understand that loving makes the world more beautiful #besides frieren not understanding her own feelings at the time she always cared for himmel and the others as well #she just took more time to learn how to reciprocate and demonstrate the importance they had for her #because she isn't humans which is normal #a big part of life for everyone is having regrets and wishing it wasn't too late #frieren explores that perfectly #the friendships in that story are so pure and well nurtured #it's a shame internet culture rotted your brains so much that you think there's something inherently wrong with having unrequited feelings #and being okay with it #it's a shame you reduce such a genuinely good character who proved his will was above anything mystical to a 'simp' #anyways. himmel stays winning. #he put a ring on it too like imagine thinking he's losing when frieren is having dead wife flashbacks of him the entire show

[exploring-in-space]

Fellas is it gay to be attracted to join the Zonai survey team because of Tauro, but I couldn't let that pass my lips when Tauro asked?

#Loz totk #Loz tears of the kingdom #Calip totk #Tauro totk #Loz totk spoilers #It's okay calip I'm a tauro simp too

[bluecloudious]

Join Chef's Kiss discord, you get to hear me slobber over the style of American Pepperman for three or more hours straight 😃👍

#pizza tower #pepperman #And read me get called a simp #THE ARTSYLE IS JUST SO GOOD OKAY?? #AND THE PALETTE TOO #I'm not obsessed; you are! (already drawing the next title card)