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prettyboykatsuki · 1 year

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home visits | i. yoichi

✬ tags ; fem!reader, fluff, established relationship, doting boyfriend isagi, meeting the parents, pro-player isagi, mentions of children / having kids in the future, reader is a crybaby

✬ wc ; 1.3k

✬ a/n ; isagi i love u so much. pls marry me

✬ synopsis ; isagis baby pictures have you thinking about the future

"Thank you. Yes, I'll be here for dinner if that's okay,

You gently close the door behind you as you come into Isagi's room. Your boyfriend is sitting on the floor, an old console controller in his hands.

Predictably, he's playing FIFA2023. He turns his head to look at you as you come in, greeting you with a small smile. He rests his head on the bed with a small grin, fingers mashing on buttons while he concentrates on the game.

"Your mom is so nice," You say first, clicking the lock shut. He laughs lightly.

"She likes you a lot. So does my dad,"

"Wait, really? You're not just saying that?"

He shakes his head.

"Nuh-uh. She told me when you were in the bathroom. She wants to take you shopping or something,"

Your feet pad along the carpet until you're next to him. You sit away from him as to not disturb him while he plays. Noticing your hesitance, he pauses. Lifting his arm, he pulls you into his lap and snakes himself around your middle so he can play while you're snuggled into him.

You smile to yourself at the thoughtfulness. He kisses the crown of your head.

"I'll get off when I'm done with this game."

"You don't have to,"

"I was only playing because I missed you," He says, making an exaggerated kissy face to ease your nerves. You giggle to yourself nodding your head.

"When'd you get so forward?" You mumble, as he picks up where he left off.

"You couldn't sense my heart was racing?"

"Not at all,"

"Then my efforts weren't wasted," He says, proud of himself. That makes you laugh hard. You can see him smile at you from the corner of his eye.

You watch him play the game in silence. Cheering him on when he makes a goal. It goes on for a while, and occasionally Isagi will explain what's on screen so you can feel included. It doesn't take too long for him to finish.

Like promised, he gets off as soon as it's over, closing out of it and putting the console to sleep before he sets the controller on his bed. When his hands are free, he secures himself around you and hugs you tight.

He's back to his usual, face cuddling into your neck and rubbing his cheek against your shoulder affectionately. A soft warmth spreads through your body.

"You're acting like you haven't seen me in weeks," You joke, petting the top of his head and running your fingers through his hair. He groans.

"They were keeping you down there for so long."

"I was helping her cut some fruit and she was telling me about what you were like as a kid."

He freezes.

"Oh no..."

"It wasn't anything bad. Just that you've always loved soccer so much she didn't think you would get a girlfriend."

Isagi pulls away to look at you, a pout on his face.

"My own mother calling me a loser."

"I like that in a man. And anyway, I think she just meant you always loved it so much you didn't care about anything else,"

Isagi pulls aways before inviting you into his lap. You opt to straddle him, knees on either side of his thigh and arms around his neck. He slinks his arms around your waist as you sit on his lap, pulling you closer to him.

"I guess. I think I was always a really average at everything kid, but above average in soccer so I kept playing it."

You listen to him relay the events with a soft hum.

"I wondered if we would have gotten along as kids." You say, thinking out loud. He laughs.

"I definitely would've had a crush on you."

"Are you trying to flatter me?"

"No," He replies honestly, squeezing his hand around your arm lightly "You're just the sort of person I like."

You look down only to realize how close he is to your face. A mere centimeter, Isagi has grown so much in the time you've been dating. His face has grown more boyishly handsome and his eyes feel more intense. You've been dating for a little over a year now, so when Isagi invited you to meet his parents - it finally felt like you were hitting the next stage of your relationship.

Still, even knowing all that, it really does feel like you've loved him long before this. You rub your nose against his affectionately.

"That time you were definitely flattering me," You say with a smile. He returns it, leaning up to kiss you.

"Maybe a little."

"Dummy," You say, a bone-crushing adoration making its way through your system "I wanna see you as a kid. I bet you were so cute,"

"I have an album of me in my room. My mom gave it to me as a gift when I graduated. You wanna see?"

You gasp in excitement, cupping his face in your hands and giving him your most desperate expression.

"Please? Pretty please?"

He sighs in faux annoyance before nodding. You scramble off his lap and sit criss-cross on the floor as Isagi flips over to look underneath his bed. As promised, there's a photo-album underneath the bed. It's a nice navy blue on the outside, with a vibrant green trim. The cover has his name and the years he attended school.

He places it front of you, encouraging you to get close to him again. So you scooch a little closer and make a noise of excitement, as you turn the front page.

"Oh my god,"

The front page is pictures of Isagi is a baby all the way up until he's a toddler. Some photos are of him playing in the bath, some from his first days in school. He's tiny in them, but in a way he looks exactly the same. His hair was styled differently too, like his mom was doing it everyday.

Your favorite picture is one of him with a soccer ball between his legs. He's posing for the camera, one of his front teeth missing with a bandage on his knee. You cup a hand over your mouth.

"How can one human being be so adorable?"

"You sound like you like him more than me."

You turn the page again, this time the photos of Isagi are from when he was on school trips. There's one where he's holding a frog in his hand, and another with his dad holding a lobster plushie at the aquarium. You find yourself choking up, involuntary tears flowing.

"Baby?! Why are you crying?"

"You were so cute, how can I not cry?"

"Please don't cry.''

He hugs you gently from behind as you wipe your tears away.

"This is giving me awful baby fever. Our kids are going to be so cute, how am I gonna survive?"

After you say that, Isagi goes quiet for some time. You're busy looking over the photos, so it takes you some minutes to notice his silence.

"...Yoichi? Why'd you go quiet all of a sudden?"

"...You said our. Our kids."

Your eyes widen in realization, and you hesitate to turn your head to look at his face. When you do, he looks incredibly happy. You feel your chest throb.

"Oh. Yeah...guess I did. Is that...weird for you?"

He shakes his head.

"I'm just happy. I didn't think a girl would ever like me enough to voluntarily think about having kids with me." He says honestly. This makes you giggle.

"It would have to be a lot later but. Someday, I think it'd be nice. A boy and a girl."

"I'd want to have a girl I think. It'd be nice if she looked like you."

"Wouldn't a boy be the expected answer? So you can teach him to play soccer."

"Wow, how rude. I can teach our daughter to play soccer too." He says matter-of-factly.

"You're right. How could I forget?"

He smiles at that.

Before you know it, he's back behind you. He rests his chin on your shoulder, pressing a kiss into your neck with adeep sigh. You can hear the thrum of his heartbeat. This Isagi will always be cutest to you, after all.

"I love you so much," He says, soft under his breath. You smile at him.

"I love you too, Yoichi. Lets be together for a long time, okay?"

"Mm. Okay."

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songmingisthighs · 1 year

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Dessert

February Filth Fest - 6; wooyoung (food play)

group : ateez

pairing : wooyoung × reader

word count : 2.8 k

warning : mdni, explicit smut; sex (piv), food play, creampie

a/n : eeeek i really like this concept on wooyoung because you know he's just the type to not really care much about being dirty. mayhaps the dirtier the better. idk. but I'm two more posts away from completing fff ! while i don't post every day, i hope you guys have been enjoying this !

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"Welcome home, baby," Wooyoung greeted you at the front door.

Your shoes were barely off when Wooyoung swooped you on your feet and pinned you to the wall. When your back hit the hard surface, you let out a yelp that was quickly muffled by Wooyoung's mouth. "God, I miss you," he whispered against your lips with a smirk. The delightful surprise from your boyfriend made your toes curl and legs squeeze with want.

Unlike Wooyoung, you don't work in the entertainment industry meaning that you worked your regular people's job, doing regular people's things. The difference is that you get to come home to your amazing superstar boyfriend, whenever he was available that is. You loved your job and you loved coming home to your boyfriend waiting for you whenever he was available. Sure, he could be absent from time to time but the distance just made the heart grow fonder and the sex even hotter. It allowed you to adapt to changes better and appreciate his presence even more. The same goes for Wooyoung. He was always proud of his baby who worked hard to make a living. Often he offered to have you work less and just let him take care of everything but you didn't want that because you'd be bored to death at home. So while your shared apartment would oftentimes be empty, you and Wooyoung were always on top of each other. Metaphorically and physically.

"What's the occasion?" You asked as you pulled away slightly from him, "I'm not complaining about the way you greeted me but it seemed like something's up," you teased, squinting your eyes slightly at him. Wooyoung scoffed teasingly and knocked your forehead with his gently, "Can't your boyfriend be romantic and surprise you?" He teased before pecking your nose, cheeks, forehead, lips, and doing the rotation over and over again, making you giggle. "So I take it you had a great schedule?" You asked with your head tilted upwards so Wooyoung could pepper kisses down your neck. His pretty fingers easily release your buttons, successfully showing off the tops of your chest. "'It was okay, kinda ran long but I managed," he said in between kisses all over your skin. "But honestly," Wooyoung stood back up again with a teasing smirk on his face, "I wanna lick food off of your body."

Just as Wooyoung was about to dive back into kissing you, you put a hand up to his lips, preventing it from coming closer. "You didn't wash the dishes, did you?" you asked in a deadpanned tone, knowing full well that his conniving ass had his motives and was trying to use sex to distract you from the neglect of his chores. The awkward smile on his face confirmed your suspicion and your eyes rolled at that, nothing with malice but in a more 'i-fucking-knew-it' way. "I... Love you?" Wooyoung's lips pursed as he made kissy noises while trying to lean down on you but this time, you slipped away from him and into the kitchen.

Wooyoung ran after you, thinking that you were going to check the dirty sink (that wasn't even THAT dirty in the first place) and complained. But much to his surprise, you went to the fridge and took out a can of whipped cream and a bottle of caramel. The two items in your hands seemed like nothing special but for some reason, Wooyoung felt his excitement rising.

"Let's skip right to dessert," you stated, placing the two items on the kitchen counter as you promptly began undressing. Wooyoung's eyes were transfixed on each of your buttons popping off, his gaze trailed over each newly exposed expanse of your skin. It was only after your panties were exposed that Wooyoung snapped out of his trance, hands quickly working to take his shirt and sweats off before rushing to your side.

"God, how did I get this lucky?" he said with a hitch of his breath, leaning close to try to kiss you once again. But of course, you wouldn't let him. Before he could put his hands on you, you managed to flip your positions with his back now against the kitchen counter and you in front of him. "Shush," you instructed sternly, effectively making Wooyoung clam up as you reached for the can of whipped cream and uncapped the can. You positioned the nozzle of the sweet confection against Wooyoung's skin, trailing down from the side of his neck to the pecks of his chest. The cold tip made goosebumps rise on the surface of Wooyoung's skin slowly, the contrast between his warm skin and the cold item made Wooyoung involuntarily shiver at the tingly sensation it left. He was fully expecting you to squirt him with the cream but his eyes almost bulged out of its socket when you pointed the nozzle straight into your mouth and squirted the thick white cream as you moaned out to him. Wooyoung knew how your sickly twisted dirty teasing mind work, you were simulating him cumming in your mouth to rile him up and it was working wonderfully. Wooyoung could feel his cock twitching in his underwear just from seeing you devouring the white liquid that was supposed to represent his cum. You even made a point to make a mess, letting the cream drip from the corner of your mouth The ecstasy and enjoyment in your face made his head swirl with lust, thinking about if the white substance was actually his cum.

Without thinking twice, Wooyoung reached forward to get the whipped cream off your hand so quick, you weren't able to scold him. His free hand pulled down your bra and put two dollops of whipped cream on both of your nipples. The cold liquid made you yelp slightly but it was soon changed with a moan when Wooyoun took one nipple in his mouth, licking, sucking, and tugging at it hungrily as his other hand smeared the cream around the other nipple. "I said it too quickly," Woyoung unlatched his mouth from your now clean left nipple to give you a peck on your lips, "How did I get THIS lucky?" he grinned, giving you another peck before taking your right nipple to clean off the cream he smeared. His tongue diligently cleaned off any stickiness that might cling to your skin while still teasing you by flicking your nipple with his tongue and letting his teeth scrape against the sensitive bud. "Shit," you cursed when Wooyoung let go of your nipple with a 'pop'. The cheeky grin on his lips showed that he was reciprocating your visual teasing like his usual petty self. "Sweet," he joked, darting his tongue to lick the residual sweetness off his bottom lip.

You rolled your eyes and shook your head before opening your palm for him to hand you back the can of whipped cream which Wooyoung gladly surrendered while you took the bottle of caramel. "Stay still," you instructed him, your hands moving to position his hands on the counter accordingly, opening himself up to you. When you were sure that he wouldn't move around or squirm, you began your work on the front of his body. You didn't have any specific form or shape in mind, you just squirted the liquids onto Wooyoung's body and see how it came out. While you squirted the whipped cream in a specific shape or way, you let the caramel drip from above, squeezing just enough that it formed its own line with the help of gravity. Wooyoung's heaving chest helped directed the liquid a certain way, creating abstract art against his own tanned skin. Just as the caramel was about to touch the band of his underwear, you swooped down and licked the trail. Your tongue was flat against his warm skin, eyes making intense contact with his as if in some sort of a show of dominance. Wooyoung's breath hitched the closer you got to his face and his stomach churned each time you dove back down to lick another trail. To be quite frank, you liked being able to rile him up like that, you loved how Wooyoung's chest heave so heavily to the point that it was as if his body was trying to reject the pleasure you were giving as it was becoming too much for him to handle.

It seemed for a moment that Wooyoung was stuck with just looking at you obnoxiously enjoying yourself on his body. His eyes wouldn't move away from how your tongue expertly moved to ensure no liquid was wasted, leaving saliva trails that turned cold due to the exposure to air. The way your tongue scooped the whipped cream dollops and trails was something Wooyoung hoped to never forget, he wanted that memory tattooed to his brain because that was probably one of the sexiest things you had ever done to and on him. Soon enough Wooyoung couldn't hold on much longer. He needed to have you right then and there.

Just as you licked the last trail and were about to make a new one, Wooyoung pushed you back against the dining table, catching you by utter surprise. "God, you're so sexy," Wooyoung grunted as he pressed himself onto you, allowing you to feel his clothed boner that was separated by your flimsy underwear and his. When he ground up to you, your head was sent rolling back with desire running up your spine. "Can you feel me? Can you feel what you did to me without even trying?" he smirked, taking your earlobe between his teeth to further stimulate you, his clothed cock nudging your clit with every grind he gave. "Fuck," you moaned out, grinding back to him as you widen your legs, allowing Wooyoung to push himself against you even more to the point that you were practically almost on the desk. At this point, the both of you were dry humping each other, the damp spot on your underwear was embarrassingly large but you couldn't really care especially when Wooyoung was making you feel so good. You just hoped that he couldn't really tell. Little did you know, Wooyung could definitely tell how wet you were and it boosted his ego tremendously.

"I need to be in you right now," Involuntarily, you let out a whine when Wooyoung spoke and pulled away from you briefly to pull his underwear down to his ankles. He didn't even bother taking off your underwear, opting to simply tug it to the side before breaching your hole with his thick cock. "Oh fuck," Your eyes rolled back and your hands gripped the dining table tightly when Wooyoung entered you wholly in one swift move. While you adjusted to being completely stuffed by him, Wooyoung took the chance to pour caramel syrup on your body. He mimicked your earlier work on him, squirting just enough liquid that it made trails down your chest. "Look at these sweet tits," he teased, smirking to himself thinking how genius his little pun was before his tongue darted out to collect the liquid sweet from your skin.

The fullness of Wooyoung's cock inside your cunt became more intense with Wooyoung's mouth and tongue against your chest, nibbling and flicking around as much as he liked. Wooung suddenly popped back up to be face-to-face with you, a cheeky grin on his face. Before you could as what was on his face, Wooyoung had pressed his lips back on yours, his tongue probing inside your mouth which made you realize that he had some caramel on it. You moaned at the taste as you accidentally bucked up into him, causing Wooyoung to groan from the sudden movement. Both of your tongues tangled together, sharing the sweetness of the caramel flavour which seemed to involuntarily cause your hips to start moving. Generally speaking, as people who are equally busy (Wooyoung assured that your busy and hectic schedule was just as valid and important as his. If not more), you both fucked like bunnies on heat, still trying to build a connection and relationship in a sexual context no matter how tired you were because you both were still important to each other. This, however, felt like the rare longer, passionate ones. Wooyoung has his own rhythm that he always uses and it was always quick and effective, but this time he was moving at a slower pace but he was focusing more on thrusting powerfully. Your bodies were pressed against each other tightly, you could feel Wooyoung panting against your lips and the stickiness from the remnants of whipped cream and caramel on his skin.

"(y/n), open up," Wooyoung commanded, his hand switching the caramel bottle for the whipped cream can. You obediently open your mouth widely for him and almost choked when Wooyoung squirted the thick white cream carelessly into your mouth, not caring how much he was putting in it. But it would seem like it was his whole intention as his eyes twinkled with delight when the cream dropped to your tits. Just as you thought he was about to lick them off, Wooyoung squished his body onto yours, completely smearing the sticky substance against the both of you as your lips melded together as his thrusts picked their pace. When Wooyoung pulled away momentarily, he watched as your tongue darted out to clean he remnants of the whipped cream from the corner of your lips but even then "Fuck," Wooyoung groaned, eyebrows furrowing and eyes shutting from being inside you and how you smelled even sweeter due to the whipped cream. You couldn't help but bit your bottom lip, completely affected by how Wooyoung was in absolute bliss. Without thinking twice, you took the bottle of caramel and squeezed it with the nozzle pointing to the side of Wooyung's neck. Wooyoung's eyes popped open in surprise, even more so when he saw you lean back slightly, pulling away from him to take off your dirty bra and pouring more caramel on your chest, not caring where it landed or how you were going to have to clean the place well after this.

"God, I adore you," Wooyoung growled before pushing you down on the dining table as he raised his knee up on the table, anchoring himself so he could pound into your cunt. "Fuck!" You gasped from pleasure. His cock was dragging against you deliciously, massaging your walls just right. You were honestly so glad your boyfriend was such a talented dancer because his hips were doing wonders thrusting, swivelling, and grinding up on you. "Fuck, Wooyoung, I'm close," you managed out, your cunt clenching against his cock when he brushed against your g-spot. Wooyoung sneakily sneaked a hand between your legs to rub at your clit, adding even more stimulation against him while he found his additional pleasure from both of your bodies rubbing together, his nipples tweaking with yours with every move he made.

At this point, you both were rutting against each other like animals, completely consumed with the pleasure you received from each other and the need to reach your climax. Finally, with a particularly harsh thrust from Wooyoung that almost sent you slipping even further on the dining table, you came hard. Your legs clamped against Wooyoung, trapping him in his position as your chest arched. Wooyoung tried his best to move despite your hold on him and his cock but managed to thrust some more, cumming inside you, filling you up to the brim.

"Shit, that was hot," Wooyoung hissed, pulling himself off and out of you once your muscles relaxed before helping you sit up straight. The mixture of your cum pooled on the table, along with the fallen droplets of whipped cream and caramel. Wooyoung couldn't help but collect some liquid and smeared it onto your chest. You were about to tell him to not do anything when Wooyoung flattened his tongue on you again and licked the whole thing off. You gave up and giggled at him instead, "Well, we're filthy now so might as well have shower sex," you said in a jokingly dejected manner. Wooyoung perked up, however, excited that you both were about to have a second round.

He carefully helped you, who was cringing at the realization of how sticky your body was, off the table and picked up both of your discarded clothing. Once you had all items in your hands, Wooyoung wrapped an arm around your shoulder and pecked your temple lovingly, making you crack a gentle smile at how affectionate he was being.

"Do you think we can do that again sometime?" he asked, genuinely curious whether you were into what just happened as much as he did. You simply shrugged and nodded at him. However, just as you were about to voice out your opinion, Wooyoung interjected. "Because I was thinking like what if we do it with... I don't know, barbecue sauce or something?" You smacked his chest at his ridiculous notion, "What the fuck do you think am I, spare ribs?"

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skitskatdacat63 · 5 months

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Hey, do you remember that really homoerotic scene from Skyfall? No? That's okay, here's a Vettonso version of it :)

- explanation & w/o text:

Hi hello, finally my weird psychosexual relationship with Casino Royale has come to fruition. Yeah this is directly based off a scene from Skyfall, but I def envision the vibe as being more like Casino Royale hehe. I can't believe I made that inspo board for this AU almost 4 weeks ago, and then ended up drawing a four panel "comic" about it. Ahhhh proud of myself, a bit, a tad. I think this took 20+ hours across the span of a week? God. Anyways I digress! The AU!!

First of all, their Bond song would be "My Way of Life" by Frank Sinatra. It's so toxic, codependent and obsessive, I'm in love with it. And it really suits Fernando and his motivations and outlook in this AU. Basically, MI6(in the context of James Bond) in this AU is an analog for Ferrari. It picks theses guys up, tells them that they're Ferrari MI6's most special boy, chews them up, and then spits them out when they're finished extracting all their talent and skill and life force.

Much like with Ferrari, Seb in this AU replaces Fernando after Fernando loses favor and becomes undesirable. Now Seb is the new golden boy, and Fernando has turned to a life of crime! Fernando resents Seb for this of course, but also becomes obsessed with him and the idea of him , and how they are connected. It's weird to watch someone else basically go down your exact same path and unknowingly make all the same mistakes(buying into the mysticism of it all too much, being overly cocky, having naive beliefs and goals, etc.) He is caught between wanting to doom Seb even more but also wanting to "save" him, by corrupting him and convincing him to work together.

Basically: He's both a Bond girl and Bond villain.

Fernando is in such a weird place in this AU. I think he's just very dramatic. Seb is just casually living his best 007(005?) life, and Nando is watching him with binoculars, whispering to himself: "DOESN'T HE UNDERSTAND THAT WE ARE NARRATIVE FOILS!?" Yeah he hates Seb, but like the song lyrics say, their lives and dreams are inherently tied up together. He would feel lost without Seb, because Seb basically, unknowingly, destroyed and then took over his life. Maybe he'll feel satisifed if he manipulates Seb into going down the exact same path a bit better.

About the drawings themselves. Still can't believe this scene is a real thing that actually happened, insane to me. But in this AU, after the events of these drawings, Fernando definitely kicked all his henchman out of the room, and fucked Seb in the chair. And then against the wall. And then on the floor. Hey man, Seb is already looking mighty delicious with his unbuttoned attire and being tied up.

I think the general plot would be that Fernando keeps trying to seduce him to the dark side, and Seb keeps making him think it worked, only to escape at the end of the encounter. Leading Fernando to just come up with increasingly more violent and kinky traps. Seb goes along with it(read: enjoys it), leaving Fernando satisifed, only to somehow escape and wink and make kissy faces at Fernando in the process. (Fernando smoking cigarette in bed: "How do I make him stay. Sigh.")

I like to think though that Fernando does win in the end, by realizing, ah wait shit I do need to actually explain my motivations to Seb. And Seb is so worn down by his job, not Fernando, and how he's being treated, that he listens, really actually listens, and realizes Fernando does really have valid reasons. And then they become evil crime husbands yayyyy. Wow you thought this was a espionage AU? Well it is, but just not the outcome you'd expect.

#ah well this was certainly a project....#rn i feel like im devolving into illness so im glad i could finish this up before it possibly gets worse #this is my magnum opus as of rn. just bcs ive not really drawn such a longform thing for them!! happy w it :)#i think i def like the first one the best #it made me suffer so bad but i think i soften on my own art after a few days #like i finish it and know its 'good' but cant help but critique every little thing #but ive had that one done for almost a week so now i look at it and really love it #i was originally just going to draw that one only but then realized i really like the full dialog so. might as well.#generally i liked this though bcs even if it ws difficult. it was nice to have really direct and clear reference #like ah ik where im going w this rather than it being an image in my head that i cant represent the way that I want #ah anyways all my vettonso aus tend to be just wanting to explore specific dynamics of theirs #and this one is basically how i feel about their mutual relationship to the institution of ferrari and how it affects their dynamic #basically: THEY'RE MIRRORS!!!#there's always something to be said abt nando being resentful abt seb bcs of 2010/2012/etc and then seb taking his seat at ferrari #but then witnessing seb basically go thru the same trials and tribulations and failures at ferrari #and realizing huh wait maybe he's not who i was villianizing him as. maybe hes at my level too. maybe he's not infallible. maybe hes like m #a very bitter nando who has to fight btwn his impulse to ruin seb further or to relate to him and start to like him #so yeah that's ^ basically what i want to portray in this au(just like all AUs tbh)#f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #catie.rambling.txt #catie.art.#vettonso #bond au

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toomuchracket · 9 months

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Just Ross. Thoughts about Ross at R&L. Feral thoughts about Ross at R&L. When the camera was on him for a solid like 15 seconds maybe and his eyes were so dark and his ARMS and his skin was so glowy (idk why I’m thinking that) and his t shirt fit him so well and. thoughts. about things post show.

omg wait i think this is one for ross and shy gf!! like you didn't know him back in the self titled days, so when he appears backstage in his hoodie (a sight you associate with home. and lowkey also sex because you like stealing his hoodies afterwards lol) with his hair DOWN?? you're shook. and also losing it. ross being ross, obsessed with making you all flustered, definitely bites back a grin as he walks over to you and scoops you into his arms like "hi love. how do i look?"; mind you, the hoodie is doing a very good job of showing off just how fucking broad he is, and he's accessorised it with a classic ross macdonald flirty smirk, so you can only respond by blushing and pressing your forehead against his cutely like "yeah um you look really good. yeah". and ross just giggles and thanks you, and yeah fine the two of you have a little kissy moment in the corner (matty wolf-whistles but his gf (bday party girly btw) smacks him on the back of the head and tells him to shut up lol) before it's time for you to go to the viewing area and the boys to go to stage. and it's great - the boys are great, it's so sweet watching them get excited and play this album that started it all for them, and ross just looks so fucking GOOD. he's so sexy in the low lighting, all dark hair and dark eyes and just "tall dark and handsome" personified, and then he takes the hoodie off and puts his hair up and you're a goner - like you said, his ARMS in that t shirt? you have to cling onto the railing to stay upright lmao. it's the first time you've seen him be quite so casually dressed onstage, and it's making you loopy; ross playing bass in a t-shirt is a sight you normally only see at home, usually preceded or followed by a lazy makeout session that 9 times out of 10 will end up in sex. and apparently you're not the only one thinking about that during the show - ross's eyes, darker than usual and clearly in some sort of mood (😈), flick up to you at one point while you're clinging to the railing looking at him, and he winks at you and nods slightly as if to say "i know, baby". as soon as he comes offstage, ross lifts you into another hug/kiss moment, which is sweet for exactly 2 seconds as you say "well done, i'm proud of you. i love you!" and he says "i love you too"; right after that, though, ross's lips move to your neck and he murmurs "could tell you were enjoying the show a lot, love" into your skin, and you breathily say "i was enjoying YOU". ross pulls back from your neck to kiss you again, and i mean like KISS you, a head-spinning heart-racing brain-melting makeout, before he says "can we go and find somewhere quiet so i can enjoy YOU now, then? s'only fair" - your cheeks are set aflame, but you nod frantically, which makes ross giggle and kiss your nose like "alright, let's go then". very cute but also very sexy!! <3

#mads answers asks #ross asks #fluff asks #smutty asks #shy gf #reading23

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fatuismooches · 5 months

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SMOOCHESSS WAHHHHHH!!!.·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·.

I am hurt mentally, physically, emotionally, and spiritually. THE POSTLUDE KILLED ME I AM NOT JOKING I CRIED SO MUCH I WANTED TO THROW UP. 😭 WHO HURT YOU SMOOCHES I NEED TO KNOW SO I CAN PUNCH THEM!! Ughhhhhh im reading so much Zandy fluff my poor baby :( what if he was the one pounding on your door before disappearing 😭 AHHHH IM NOT SUPLOSED TO BE THINKING THIS!!! it was so well written from beginning to end im looking forward to the fluffier ending!! :c Zandik and fragile!reader both being together in their final moments 😭 it was so sweet BUT THE ANGST!!! Imagining just the building collapsing above you…knowing Zandik was the one to see the rubble inevitably fall as he looked up at you while you looked down on him 😭 AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I love Zandik and fragile!reader so much :(((( I need them to be happy in every universe 😭

I love you so much smooches I hope you’ve been taking care of yourself and I’m so proud of you for doing so well on your finals!! I ended up passing all of mine which I was so happy about honestly! mwa mwa I give you loads of smooches and kissies n cuddles. It’s so cold!! :c wanna cuddle up next to you like two kittens cuddling next to eachother hehe >.<

-from your dear boo boo bear 🎐 anon! ౨ৎ

🎐 ANON MY LOVE!!! *wipes your tears away gently* YOU DON'T NEED TO PUNCH ANYONE DON'T WORRY!! 😭 (maybe me instead, since i made you cry 😭) I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU TO CRY THAT MUCH IM SO SO SORRY. I HOPE YOU'RE FEELING BETTER NOW (AND THAT THE SEQUEL MADE YOU FEEL BETTER ❤️❤️🥺)

About the segment at your door, I specifically didn't name who it was because i wanted to leave it up to the reader's imagination, also for you to imagine your favorite segment :3 And yes if it was Zandy... well, he would try his best to get to your door, try his best to see his favorite person in his last moments, feel how it feels like to be love and cherished one last time before he disappears... but he was too late... *runs away*

NOOOO DOTTORE LOOKING AT YOU SMILING WHILE THE RUBBLE IS MERE SECONDS AWAY FROM FALLING... He's sorry he couldn't save you. But in your last moments, he can still see how beautiful you are despite it all... he's truly thankful he met you, and was able to experience a sense of "normalcy" and what "love" means while you were around.

BTW THIS IS US 🎐 ANON!! US FR!! I love you too and i'm so proud of you as well for passing your finals too!! I hope you take care of yourself and relax lots after all that hard work!

#smooches talks #🎐 anon #LOVES LOVES LOVES U 🎐 ANON!! SMOOCH!!#also completely unrelated but im KICKING myself for not using the word rubble. i was scratching my brain for the word to refer to broken-#stones and buildings or whatever and literally used “architecture” WHY DID I FORGET ABT RUBBLE

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Wow, I love the headcanon "fyodor with a little sister who's dating dazai". May I ask for the soulmate au, when Dazai assumes that his s/o and he are soulmates of each other and is proud of it. But one day he learns that his s/o's soulmate is someone else and not him? (His own s/o and that person doesn't know that fact)

a lover. not a soulmate, never a soulmate

dazai x gn! reader. 0.5k words

❥ hii thank you so much i'm happy you like them!! sorry this took so long ಥ◡ಥ i feel like it'll deliver better as a drabble, so i hope you won't mind and this is up to your expectations! 🫶

Dazai Osamu had once heard about this peculiar, wishful concept called 'soulmates.'

Obviously, it was something of a foolish and farfetched notion. A covetous concept. 'The one person whose soul is bound to yours,' was it? 'The one destined to be your other half as you walk hand-in-hand in this long road called life.'

Dazai, the lone man whose dull eyes saw nothing in the worth of life and death and everything else, whose soul was (is) still tattered and imperfect and lost, had laughed. Of what use should fate send him a 'soulmate,' if it even exists at all?

But then you came along, unprecedented as you are unexpected—like a shooting star he didn't even know what to wish upon.

'A soulmate?' Dazai had asked then.

'Your soulmate.' and you answered, with your sweet smile and hopeful eyes.

It must've been that; the way your presence make it seems like you trail hopes and dreams in your wake. And before he realizes, he is drawn to your sparkle, drown in your soft touches and warm embraces. Then he thought maybe, just maybe, it wasn't a foolish nor a farfetched concept, after all. Soulmate is real, and soulmate was you.

But what is he supposed to do with you?

When your eyes brighten up like the Sirius whenever they catch his gaze, and how your voice sings his name whenever you call him yours, and you his?

And what is he supposed to do with him?

When he has always convinced himself that you were too good to be true, but still finds himself fearing you'll slip away from his feeble hands?

(Like how all the precious things do. And you are precious. Too precious for the likes of him)

The clear glass window shows the muted ambiance of Yokohama's after-hours. The dark curtain of the night has long fallen, and the stars dance around the soft glow of the moon. What if you someday slip away from his arms and join them, among the beautiful heavenly bodies, away from sinful, mortal hands like his?

Dazai, the lone man whose dull eyes saw nothing in the worth of life and death and everything else, whose soul was (is) still tattered and imperfect and lost, now laughs again. Was there really a reason to be afraid in the first place?

As if your 'soulmate's' distress penetrates even past your dreams, your small hum intrudes the lone man's musings. Chuckling, Dazai caresses your cheek. tenderly and adoringly. And your eyelashes slightly flutter, your head nuzzling to his touch even under the spell of deep, sweet sleep.

Of course not, he thinks. You are not his. You never were.

You were the best thing that happened to his life, but you were never his to begin with.

"I'm sorry, Love."

With that, Dazai tucks away a strand of your hair, pressing a fond, lover's last kiss. Not a soulmate's, never a soulmate's. But a lone man's—a lone lover's sincere goodbye.

is he leaving? is he not? welp. just know that this happened on the night before jouno yoinked dazai to meursault bc i said so. ain't that romantic? he's giving you goodbye kissies <3 may you be reunited in another life real soon <3

♡ @ashthemadwriter

#bungou stray dogs x reader #bsd x reader #dazai x reader #dazai osamu x reader

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crackedegotheories · 3 months

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soooo.......

thoughts on the poppy playtime pt. 3?

I'm so proud that Mark is learning to read. It's tough to struggle through words you don't know, but the more you try the more you learn and the more you know...something about half the battle I think?

Sorry, couldn't help it. I'm guessing this is a follow-up on the last ask about the ego hints, in which case: I thought it was interesting.

I guess the big thing was about 7 minutes into the video, where Mark tells Ollie/Gregory "Things are just happening a little out of order for me at the moment, I'm kind of experiencing multiple realities all overlapping." (Sounds like a typical Thursday to me.)

More under the cut which I had to move up to here because Tumblr keeps rearranging all the photos and putting them one by one instead of a cluster like in the draft. It also keeps moving the read more link around, so who knows if it'll actually be here.

And then we get several cuts, each about a frame each, all from ISWM:

In order, we've got the guy in the woods from the Hee Hoo universe, Cecil H. H. Mills, Cryptid!Mark from the timeline where you mocked him for crying (how could you, Captain?), Abe, Chef, Old Man Mark at the restaurant at the end of the universe, Dorene Whitacre in the void, the campfire scene, Lady aiming a gun in your face, and the Invincible II seen from the outside.

I think the reasonable response would be to assume this is one of the editors slipping in a bunch of ISWM references after an off-the-cuff remark. After all, the second year anniversary is coming up in a little over a month, and Mark's been known to drop hints to go back and watch his larger projects before ("When's the last time you visited Yancy? He misses you, you know" or something similar.)

But eh, let's have fun with it and keep going.

Because I think we could tease out some more (very probably unplanned) references to ego stuff.

Take the very beginning of the video, during the elevator bug that started Mark's spin off into other realities. While Poppy and Kissy Missy have trouble with gravity, Poppy continues to speak to Mark--her voice seemingly coming out of nowhere as he gets farther and farther away. Cue Mark begging her to "Get out of my head!"

A similar scenario actually happens in Wilford Motherlovin' Warfstache, where Abe is monologuing to himself while driving and Wilford, in the backseat, intrudes on his thoughts. Abe tells Wilford to get out of his head and Wilford tells him to stop shouting without either one actually saying a word out loud, then Abe almost runs into a truck. During a series of red gas induced hallucinations about 11 minutes in, Mark responds to "Poppy's" question and says, "I don't know, how am I alive?"--something Abe also questions during WMLW, until Wilford snaps him out of it.

During the multiple realities reference, Mark mentions not being able to separate fact from fiction, something that comes up again later during a second round of hallucinations when "Poppy" asks, "Do you even know what's real?"

Difficulty separating fact from fiction is a recurring problem for Wilford, and even makes up a central theme when the WAIA is speaking to the viewer during The Warfstache Automated Interview Automaton video.

About an hour and a half into the video, after Mark, eh, successfully defeats Catnap, he says, "Remind me why I was doing this in the first place, because I don't recall," slipping into the Warfstache voice as he does so. Wilford doesn't exactly have the greatest memory, or really know why he does most things it seems like.

(He also slips into the Warfstache voice after he gets the finger gun, but that's par for the course every time Mark gets a surprise gun in a video game and starts getting shooty.)

Back to ISWM, we have the Catnap fight. Or more specifically, Mark's unfortunate choice of words, "And I wait to do it all over again." Cue it becoming the recurring phrase during a montage of Mark's failed attempts to beat the boss until, after an unknown number of retries, finally succeeding.

What is that, if not the exact same thing that the Captain goes through In Space? Whether it's the ultimately futile attempts to save the ship in Part 1, or your choice in the warp core that sends you all the way back to the beginning to try again?

When Mark is greeted by Ollie/Gregory who has the audacity to say things like, "Wow...you did it," "You must feel pretty good," and "This win is yours," he immediately breaks out into a storm of cursing.

Very much the same reaction we see in the Captain after failing and being sent back early in Part 1, but especially after obtaining an "ending" only to go into the light and find themselves right back in the cryopod again.

This is the hand gesture of someone (silently) cursing their existence.

Mark slowly turning to stare into the camera while going through the vents (twice) and suggesting he could come crawling out of the screen is just normal Mark behavior though, not sure what else to say about that.

#markiplier #cracked theory #iswm #poppy playtime chapter 3 #if you were actually asking about my opinion on the game itself #i uh #haven't actually played it for myself #so i'm in no place to speak one way or the other #dog day seems cool though

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f1-disaster-bi · 6 months

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Number 76 and Dando please :)

Okay I cackled at this one because 1. I love this song, and 2. somehow this fits them

There! Right, There! - Legally Blonde the Musical

"There's no way"

"I'm serious George. I'm right, just look at his socks"

"They are just socks Alex! Right, Lando?"

Lando hadn't been paying attention to the conversation going on around him. He'd been busy answering his texts, smiling at his phone and occasionally sending memes to Max F.

"What? Your old man socks? Those a sin against nature, mate", Lando teased, feeling proud as Alex laughed while George just gave him an unimpressed look.

"Not my socks, twit. Daniel's", George rolled his eyes before he looked pointedly at their co-worker on the other side of the break room, "Alex thinks that because Daniel's socks have pink in them, that Daniel swings your way"

"And George here, thinks that the way Daniel practically sits in Verstappen's lap every break time is straight man behavior", Alex defended, "I don't normally get involved in these things, but come on. You can't tell me that the way Daniel is currently looking at Max is straight"

Lando looked up from his phone again to glance across the teachers staff room to where Daniel was, indeed, giving Max heart eyes. The two physical education teachers were always the talk of the staff room or the class room with teachers and students often betting about if they were dating. Daniel, ever the jokester, loved it, and Max went along with it because it made Daniel laugh and it mainly cause he enjoyed causing chaos.

"I have to side with Alex", Lance chimed in as he sat at their table with a mug of coffee and Lando didn't understand how the French teacher survived on just caffeine alone, "Just look at the way he does his hair"

"He has curls? I literally have curls?", Lando laughed as he stole one of Alex's crisps.

"And who made out with the old Spanish teacher at the Christmas Party last year?", Esteban, the food science teacher, pointed out as he joined them, forcing a plate of food in front of Lance, "Coffee isn't lunch, Stroll, don't argue with me"

"Well, I just don't see it! He's just Australian", George huffed, running a hand through his hair, "They can be eccentric. None of these things mean Daniel is queer"

The people at the table hummed because George had a point. There really was no way to judge what Daniel preferred in a partner from how he dressed or acted, but Lando knew one way to settle the matter once and for all.

"Right, I have an idea, bear with me", Lando whispered to the group before turning in his chair, "Dan, come here a second!"

Daniel's head turned towards them and his smile was all sunshine. He patted Max on the shoulder, before standing from the table they were at and crossing the room to stand behind Lando. Everyone was watching them, especially as Lando crooked a finger so Daniel leaned down.

It was then that Lando reached up, cupped a hand around Daniel's neck and pulled him down into a soft kiss making the other's go quiet as they stared with wide eyes.

"Are we still on for dinner with my parents and yours tomorrow?", Lando asked as he pulled away, cheeks flushing a little at having been bold enough to do that and out them to their co-workers.

"Of course, honey bunch", Daniel grinned, kissing Lando's cheek once more, "I'll pick you up after I finish with football practice, yeah?"

"Okay, sounds perfect", Lando agreed, kissing the other's cheek and staring at him softly, "See you later then"

Daniel just laughed, waving at the others before making his way back to Max and continuing their conversation as if he hadn't just helped Lando break the entire staff of their school.

"What the-"

"Does that settle your questions?", Lando grinned, glancing down at his phone to see another text from Daniel that was made up of just kissy face emoji's.

"Yes and no!", George exclaimed, looking shocked, "I have so many more questions now"

Luckily, the first warning bell rang, giving Lando the escape he needed as he cackled at the bewildered looks on his friends faces.

#spotify wrapped ask game #dando #daniel/lando #lando/daniel

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jungwnies · 1 year

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partners ✰ 12 did you really expect that?

masterlist | next

"i didn't think i would be a worse mc without you." the text reads.

you snicker to yourself and reply back, "i told you so."

"good luck on stage today, i'll be watching you from over here." he texts back.

you hold down on the message, reacting to it with a heart. today was your last day in japan, and your last stage here. everything was going well so far, and you couldn't help but feel a little relieved that you were going back home after today.

– ts

"good job girls, we're very proud of you." your manager congratulates as you all begin to walk into the airport.

"you did well on your stage." you see appear on your phone.

you smile and reply back, "i thought you weren't going to watch soob."

you found yourself wishing it was jake who texted, but did you really expect him to watch your performance?

– ts

after a long flight and a long car ride, you finally reach your dorm. you quickly make your way up and get ready for bed as the moon begins to show itself. you sit down on your bed and check your phone hoping for jake's name to pop up.

it's not like you like him or anything, he just happens to be someone you have grown close to, and it would be nice to see him cheering you on or something.

"y/n!" you hear miya shout from the living room.

you shout back and get up from your bed slipping on your slippers and walk over. you look at miya confused, "what?"

"someone is here for you." she says looking at the front door.

you sigh of exhaustion and open the front door to see a smiley jake who holds a bouquet of your favorite flowers, "you did really well today y/n." he says smiling.

you smile back, "what are you doing here?"

"it's friday, and we usually go out." jake says handing you the flowers. "i know it was your turn to plan, but i figured you were going to be tired, so i decided to come up with something small and easy." you look at him confused, "just come with me." he tells you. "oh, and you might want to leave the flowers." he looks you up and down, "and, you might want to change."

"i thought we were doing something small, why do i need to change?" you ask looking down at the pajamas you are wearing.

"it's chilly outside." jake says showing you the weather app on his phone.

"ok, i'll be quick, just wait here." you tell him.

"well hurry because you usually take forever." jake shouts as you walk away.

you stick your middle finger up at him and walk to your room putting on something casual yet comfy. you make your way back to the front door where miya and jake were talking, "ready?" you ask, interrupting their conversation.

jake nods and the two of you begin to walk away, you wave bye to miya and she makes kissy faces at you teasingly, you roll your eyes and continue to walk away with jake. "so what've you got planned?" you ask as the two of you go down the elevator.

jake looks at you with a mischievous smile, "just smile and follow my lead."

"are you going to murder me or something?" you ask, making your way out the building and into the vehicle.

jake laughs, "that wouldn't be much for you now would it?" you give him a disgusted look and he laughs, "don't worry, i'm taking you somewhere nice, just sit there and be pre- be quiet." he says looking down quickly at his phone.

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xiaojuun · 2 years

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happy JAEHYUK day ♡ 23 july 2001 ✧ listen to jaehyuk's official midnight stroll playlist on spotify ✧ click for full quality, and please, do not repost. ✧ credits + creator's note below the cut .

⏤ credits !!. font used : cocogoose (free) . all photos from treasure members official twitter and weverse, posted by jaehyuk ! . text animation in the last panel was done by my lovely cousin in after effects, she does not have tumblr but i'm shouting her out anyways for doing what i could not to execute the vision <3

⏤ creator’s note :: where does former tumblr user jaehyukkies even begin when it comes to jaehyukkie ... jae was my unexpected bias in treasure, one that crept up slowly but surely as i initially made my way through their content and eventually became an indisputable ult. like anyone who knows and loves jaehyuk, i was immediately endeared to the way he shows love. of course he is outwardly affectionate and that much is obvious and sweet, but i think that the way he really loves is quiet but fierce. he is incredibly attentive and gentle, a constant safe harbor and strong shoulder to lean on, a lighthouse, a perfect pillow fort built with care to whisper secrets and laugh in. the fact that jaehyuk simply exists in this world and can offer such comfort and warm friendship to the other members brings me incredible peace. beyond the way he is a fundamental support, i have also seen him work incredibly hard to hone his skills in music. he came in with no experience, and these things don't come naturally, but he continues to put every effort into improving. i know he is hard on himself, and i know he has so much more to show us as he grows. i know he feels intensely, and i also know he can't help but make a silly little kissy face every time a camera is pointed at him and i love him for it. i feel so incredibly proud of him and i hope i can be even a centimeter of the human love and comfort that he is to the people around me. today and always, i am so glad to know and adore jae, and i hope we'll be together for a long long time ♡

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ackerfics · 2 years

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How would ezra having a girlfriend (age like 15) and inviting her over for dinner go

oh my God, it will be chaotic.

ezra would tell it to both you and eren during breakfast. he's been planning on it with his girlfriend for forever, especially because if ezra dates someone, it's more or less serious even tho he's so young (perks of having eren as a dad in this au bc he teaches his sons how to be gentlemen djehnd). eren would choke on his eggs and he'll ask ezra to repeat it. you, on the other hand, are somewhat surprised yet happy for your eldest. you're looking at him like, "huh," with a tiny smile.

"i'm bringing over my girlfriend for dinner later," ezra would say as if he's talking to a toddler, his eyes specifically on eren.

"ezra, when was this?"

eren would be so dramatic bc one of his babies is finally dating someone ??? [insert swooning from the head of this chaotic family] and it's at a younger age than when he had his first relationship dwhdw kids these days. cue eren just asking questions about ezra's girlfriend while you're patting him on the back bc he's more excited than anyone in the room. when you see ezra's eyes light up while talking about this mystery girl, you feel your heart melt. it's so pure and so sincere at the same time ??? if you can classify it, it's almost like puppy love at its finest bc ezra looks so infatuated that it has caspian gagging on his milk (mind you, he's basically a kid (11) and he's plotting something against ezra at this point), to which aran slaps his arm at.

then, the dinner comes.

the girl is absolutely pretty. eren feels so proud and just stares at you while you welcome ezra's girlfriend into the house. he's leaning on the wall, full on admiring you for being so kind and welcoming to this girl. once he finds ezra's gaze, he immediately nods in an impressed manner and flashes a thumbs-up at his son, something that ezra rolls his eyes at. aran and caspian peeks from the family room like gossiping little shits. caspian doesn't believe ezra could ever date someone in general, given that he's known for starting fights with the youngest of the family. aran, though, is amazed that ezra can act so soft ??? bc both of them are watching ezra whisper to his girlfriend's ear, with the girl shaking her head with a smile, and ezra would furrow his brows but there's underlying relief peeking through his face. (he's probably asking her if it's too much and she's saying it's alright. cue the choreographed awwww.)

ezra acting so lovey dovey with his girlfriend: 🦋🌼💞✨💕🥰💖😮‍💨🦋🌻🌷

cassie and ran while watching their brother: what the fuck ????? what sorcery is this ????

no, but really.

ezra with his girlfriend: 🥰🦋🥰🦋🌼

ezra with his brothers: 😈👹😈👹💢

during the dinner, you're engaging his girlfriend in a chat (read: interrogation). like what are her intentions with your son, what are her plans for the future, you know the usual parent questions that have every child cower in embarrassment. ezra is looking at you like, mom, are you crazy ?? shut upppp and eren is like, "no no, she's doing something right, ez, let your mother be." caspian, oh this little shit, is spewing all the random facts about ezra and even aran joins in.

"did you know he once practiced kissing using the back of his hand?" aran casually starts a conversation while cutting his hamburger steak.

"ooh! i saw that!" caspian cackles. he then makes kissy faces. "he was like this. i bet he was practicing for you! oh, we can't forget about him belly-flopping on uncle zeke's pool and his swimming trunks floated up the surface before him."

aran full-on laughs at the dinner table.

"oh, my God!" ezra exclaims with a warm face. "can you two shut the hell up?!"

"language," eren calmly points his fork at ezra. you simply narrow your eyes at him.

aran sobers up from laughing. "remember that one time he called 911 because our cousin, helene, got her period while visiting us?" he bursts out laughing again. "the 911 operator was laughing at him and he nearly cried."

"hey! i was eleven — i didn't know what to do. cut me some slack!" ezra glares at both of his brothers. "in my defense, you," he points at aran, "are freaking out, too! you were looking for tampons and pads in every drawer here!"

"at least i wasn't crying literal tears and shouting that she's bleeding out to death." aran looks at ezra's girlfriend, wordlessly saying, "you're dating this guy?"

ezra's girlfriend meekly catches your gaze. "is it always like this?"

you laugh a little. "understatement of the century."

it ends with eren adding on to the embarrassing stories (though he is proud of telling them rather than purely for embarrassing ezra), aran and caspian still giggling to each other, ezra out for blood, and you feeling so exhilarated that your family didn't scare the poor girl away.

#rorytalks #encanto/lock au ✨#if you want to read the lock au to understand this ... it's in my masterlist owo #anons 💌🥰#serotonin boost (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。#aot x reader #attack on titan x reader #eren x reader #eren jaeger x reader #eren x you #eren x y/n #attack on titan imagines #eren yaeger x reader #eren fluff #dad!eren

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shan-helsing · 5 months

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SSHIP HEADCANONS + VERY BRIEF laszlo hc background

SORRY I FELT TOO CRINGE TO REBLOG, I HATE BEING SEEN BY ANYONE AAAUUUUGH

ANYWAYS. in regards to the whole thing with laszlo and nadja being disapproved off by the aristocrat society..club? committee? i thought about this a LOT with wulfric too.

SO i know back in july i shared wulfric's background but i think i have a better idea for it now.

the committee/society (i'll just call them arisocrats) was involved of wealthy old men, men of high academic scholarships. the way to get in to this crew was through nepotism honestly. this committee was not just seen in london but all across each capital city in every country. this crew was the only connection laszlo had to his father, he HATED his father, yet he stuck with the aristocrats because he had..SOME hope of earning love and recognition from his father. he studied various fields of arts, sciences, the whole shi-bang in hopes to make his father proud. he was close to his mother and nanny, but not in the parental way with his mother. ultimately this guy had 0 PROPER love and affection from his parents. (OKAY THAT'S IT ON LASZLO NOW IT'S JUST FULL SSHIP)

wulfric's father was also top of ze range in HIS capital's committee (still uncertain if it should be germany or what would NOW be austria - i'm not too keen on history learning for this shit)

idk if i've states this but wulfric has t boy swag, so he immediately had no chance at becoming part of the aristocrat community. however he was a great scholar (i might just FULLY self insert and say yea. classics. he knows classics. BUT he's a silly vampire bimbo now so it wouldn't even matter to him anymore) and kiiiinda used this to his advantage. he forged a letter pretending to be his father and sent it over to london to accept wee wulfric into this committee, THEY had no idea he was a little t boy swagger.

of course he got accepted and he left his home, sailing to england to be part of said community there and further his studies. he met mr golden boy leslie cravensworth and because they were a similar young age they bonded very quickly.

a little too much bonding bc they got really intimate and spoke a little bit too much about themselves to one another. they never made anything official..but they did have a few kissie koos. they wanted to remain a secret..thing. in their heads their mentality was like "yea. look at these (aristocrats) bozos; we are doing this and thinking differently from these guys and they all have no idea" kinda like a teenage adrenaline rush of doing something you know is wrong.

this whole situationship would go on for AGES, probably until laszlo was turned by nadja. wulfric was never told personally by laz that he was a vampire, he found out with the rest of the aristocrats - big YEOWCH on terms of their situationship. laszlo marrying nadja meant that he was forbidden from being part of the aristocrats with the position he had, he had to be degraded immensely to a title that was so revolting yadda yadda yadda. before laszlo left however (literally like a month or something after he became a vampire) wulfric BEGGED to come with laz, like proper random DESPERATION. then yaaaay yippee wulfric became his first familiar WOOHOO!

they got intimate again. but it was difficult to adjust to because new baby vampire/mortal human..and also his hot sassy VAMPIRE WIFE. (there is no beef between wulfric and nadja they are so totes besties post-turning)

about a month again, or some period of time SUPER close to when wulfric had first became a familiar, laszlo turned him. he didn't realise familiars kinda..NEVER get turned by their masters..but it's ok he just became a vampire guys it's cool.

wulfric got his huge bat ears bc the first blood he drank after his turning WAS a bats - like with s5 and guillermo laszlo had no consideration whatsoever to the thought of wulfric having human blood. so wulfric got his hairy big bat ears and ridiculous silly appearance :3 then he had human blood so it's all so okay now.

i think ultimately wulfric just ended up leaving nadja and laszlo because of boredom or wanting to travel again. but also the funny imagery of laszlo shipping wulfric to who knows where is also funny. idk i shouldn't be so serious about this; it's a funny vampire show

#self shipping #self ship #laszlo cravensworth #wwdits #wwdits oc #what we do in the shadows ocs #i should come up with a ship name #or a tag so people can find wulfric #oh well

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beewithknee · 2 years

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the red ropes (1)

Sub Huxley (Poly!DAMN) smut

Part 1

t.w/c.w - mild dumbification, slightly sadistic lasko + damien, praise kink, slight exhibtionism, bondage, established BDSM dynamic, use of honourifics (sir, king + master), ruined orgasms, edging, very very mild overstimulation

The tight red ropes were slightly constrictive around Huxley’s chest as he walked. Not that he didn't like it. Huxley had often fantasised about doing something like this… doing something that could so easily get him caught.

Earlier that morning, the Freelancer had wrapped him up so prettily, making him their perfect little playtoy. They’d promised to keep him tied up like a beautiful gift until they could get home and take him apart.

It was safe to say, Huxley’s pants were a little tighter than normal.

The silky red ropes had been designed for long periods of use and were extremely comfortable. It helped keep the Earth’s mind slow and steady. His anxiety was under control as the ropes kept every bad thought at bay. He didn’t need to think about anything but his school work and the love that he felt from being so securely wrapped up.

His phone buzzed, their contact name flashing across the screen.

‘the short one <3’ He, in fact, had not chosen the nickname. That was Damien’s handiwork. He was very proud of the fact that he was a whole ½ inch taller than his counterpart.

“Hey, how are you feeling honey?” Their soft voice floated through his phone into his ear. He shivered at the low timber of their voice. “G-good.” He stuttered, the words felt thick in his throat. “They feel good and I'm keeping half an eye on them. I’ll send you progress pics throughout the day to let you know.” He responded quietly, mind floating slightly as they breathed in his ear.

“Good boy.” They breathed so softly. He let out a whimper, a quiet but distinct noise. His cheeks flushed as he quickly looked around to see if anyone had heard. “Floating in the clouds a bit, baby?” Freelancer laughed lightly, thoroughly enjoying the noises they could pull from him.

It made them proud.

“Okay, I have to go to my first class. Are you gonna be okay?” They whispered gently, he could picture them running their fingers over his cheeks as they spoke. He closed his eyes and subconsciously leaned into the imaginary touches.

“Mhm.” he hummed, mind slowly coming back into himself. “Hux, I want you to call me anytime you need or want okay? This is gonna be a lot and I'm here for you every step of the way.” They promised, speaking their words slowly and clearly so that the message stuck in his brain.

“Thank you.” He swallowed thickly, his mind absorbing their words easily. It was always easy when it was them.

“Okay, I really have to go. Bye honey, stay safe and feel free to call me or take them off at any time.” They reiterated, sending a kissy noise through the screen. He laughed and said goodbye before hanging up again.

#redacted asmr #smut #huxley deserves to be a sub and to feel good #sub hux rights <333 #x female reader #x male reader #x gender neutral reader #g.n reader #fluff #hurt/comfort #dom lasko #dom damien #sub huxley #dom freelancer #dom gavin

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fayeandknight · 1 year

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Did another PA training session at the local mini mall with Forte.

This time he gave the elevator banks one glance and then deemed them unworthy of attention.

My plan was to have him do some training in the lobby of the movie theater. My friend is throwing a surprise birthday party for his wife and rented out a theater for it. I'm undecided on whether to bring him so wanted to see how he'd do.

The floor the theater is on was pretty empty when we arrived so I did some warm up/engagement stuff first. Forte took in the environment well and was moving confidently. There was one of those photo booth things with flashing overhead lights and since no one was on that side of the floor I decided to have him try getting in.

I thought it might give him pause but he stepped in without hesitation, sat and happily accepted a cookie, and exited calmly.

I was set to move on to the actual movie theater when a security guard stopped us. The guard wasn't hostile, just super interested in Forte. I politely explained that he's a service dog in training. I hoped he would take the hint but he proceeded to hover over us and make kissy noises.

So I opted to move down a floor and hope we could quietly come back after.

The next floor down has a grocery store and was much busier. We did basic obedience, heeling, and some alerts in motion. Forte did really well and only seemed unsure after the second small dog, in someone's arms, barked at him. (He completely ignored the first small dog that barked at him from a cart.)

I was running low on treats because at this point we were out longer than I anticipated. So we went down another level to grab treats from Target.

In retrospect that wasn't my best idea. Target was super crowded. Several employees started following us cooing about the service dog and I told them, over my shoulder because I didn't want to stop, yup he's working. But they followed us all the way from the entrance to the pet aisle and back to the checkout lanes.

After I checked out a different employee stepped in front of us and loudly exclaimed oh that's a service dog! I don't think anything malicious was meant by it. But unfortunately the way he did so cut off my path out and I could feel myself getting seriously effected.

Gave Forte the exit cue and he navigated his way around people to the exit. I'm so proud of him for this in particular because it's a relatively new task and I've never asked for it with so many people in a limited space.

Had him do DPT once we were clear which and he did it so seriously. But as soon as my hr was at about 80 he got off, rolled onto his back, and demanded belly rubs. I obliged because he worked really hard and I think he was releasing a bit of stress himself.

I called it quits then and we went back up to the level I parked on. I did tell him to find the car and then overruled him when I thought he was going down the wrong aisle. He went by two cars and then made a wide turn and took me back down where he wanted to go initially and led me straight to the car. I have to stop doubting him.

Anyway it was about a two hour outing and, as per usual, Forte exceeded my expectations.

#dogblr #forte #belgian tervuren #service dog in training #sdit #long post #he's such a good boy #i wish we had made it into the movie theater #but continuing would have been pressing my luck #so I'm still undecided on whether to bring him tomorrow or not #honestly i think he can handle the environment of a movie theater just fine #but I'm nervous about how I'll handle things if people are weird because it's my friend's party and not just random strangers #because of covid and life i haven't seen this couple since before i got Forte #and i know they both know I'm training him to be a service dog they've never been around me with a service dog before #and my brain is mean and keeps pulling up worse case scenarios #ugh on me

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