#IM SOMEONE'S OLD FAV!!!

[owlf45]

Omg, so I haven't been super active in the BNHA fandom for like two years (just finished writing my own long fic and was burnt tf out) but now I came to check on your after so long ago when I was OBSESSED with Indefinite and 14M and like omg there's so many fics I can catch up on.... I can feel the obsession returning.

That's all to say that I'm very excited and so happy that my old favorite writer is still in business <3

hhHhhHHh I'm someone's favorite,,, *hic*

I really do hope you enjoy all the newer stuff. The writing has definitely improved, though I can't say anything's topped Indefinite's insanity haha

#my asks #got me crying over here #IM SOMEONE'S OLD FAV!!! #🥺🥺

[britneyshakespeare]

i have to be honest. when ppl bring up how old jason earles was when he played jackson in hannah montana. i do agree it's a little weird but it's strange when ppl adopt the language of it being, like, somehow creepy. he played a high schooler in his late 20s-early 30s. it's not like ppl don't do that on the cw.

#i remember when i found out how old jason earles is. it mustve been 2010 #bc thats when i made facebook #he was also really young-looking in the early seasons?? not like he ACTUALLY looks like a teen #also no it's not CREEPY like it would be for someone to pretend to be a teen at that age irl #to my knowledge most of the actresses cast to be his love interest (at least from the top of my head? im not doing a survey) #were not like... teen starlets like miley and emily osment's age #well hmmm i guess there is that episode where he was into his friend cooper's little sister in s1 #i dont know how old that actress was. that was a weird episode regardless #but before his serious girlfriend arc (sienna 🖤) he never had a long-term serious love interest anyway #they were always one-off dates who got sick of his bullshit by the end of the episode like drake parker #text post #me the number one defender of hannah montana (2006-2011) created by michael poryes #that show WAS everything to me #it wasn't necessarily high art but it did have a big influence on me and my interests and dreams and blah blah #i dont think i would be the same person if it werent for hannah montana and later on miley cyrus #miley. one of my favs forever. love her always xoxox

[scifi-and-swordfights]

i hate it when there's been a remake of a movie or tv show and I'm trying to look up content for the og and it keeps bringing up content for the new one. also, bonus points if i really hate the new one like goddam it gimme a break. what has happened to my old classic favorites. please stop

#this is primarily about #lethal weapon #macgyver #quantum leap #starsky and hutch #dukes of hazzard #the a-team #footloose #SOMEONE SAVE ME THERES TOO MANY #dont get me wrong i enjoy some of the remakes but when im trying to find content of my old favs its such a DRAG #and also the remakes never live up to the og no matter how hard they try which is also frustrating #i could prob just keep adding more if i keep thinking about it but i really dont want to

[diorsbrando]

these two share one braincell and i fucking love it

#ʬʬ.sosa speaks.com #JAJAJQJQNQQNW IM CRYING AT THEM FEIGNING IGNORANCE #when i first saw them i was like ‘old man yaoi’!!!! surely i can’t be the only one who thought that #someone write it pls…………. #anyway the way they fear xianyun is HILARIOUS #yOure aN adEpTuS? wHo coUlD bR rESpoNsibLe fOr suCh iMpropRieTy #headass 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 these two are my favs goodbye

[lamphous]

and tonight my last comforting thought is that for all that my manager is a fucking nightmare who hates me specifically, at least I am so lovable that everyone else, upon learning of everything she's said and done to me, has reacted as though I told them she kicks puppies. bc apparently in everyone's minds' eyes I look like this

#SHFKGL they're always like YOU???? she doesn't like YOU??? she thinks YOU are COMBATIVE???? #one (real sweet kid who reminds me SO much of my brother) found out abt the whole thing today and he was like 'what?! keaton youre lovely!' #and hes so pathologically earnest you cant help but believe him #someone else told me the other day that it's fucked up she has such a problem w me that other ppl can tell and its been circling my head #ever since. like YEAH. it IS fucked up. #told friends frm my old store what she said to me today and one of them who is ordinarily very chill was like PISSED pissed #she messed with the wrong duckie plushy thats for sure. put all your energy into hating one person and they remain a fan fav. sad. #im really like the castiel of this store #txt #soap slinging

[pollinatedpansy]

I'm so eepy,, someone should fuck me while I fall asleep watching Dr who

#ive never watched it before until like recently bc of a friend of mine #its really good and i mean im only in likw s4 #not old who like modern who so im on david tennant rn #fav so far is the 9th #but yeah no someone should do this to me ^^

[wileyfern]

I started playing acnh again and marshal came to visit! but he wants to kick out Cheri 😭😭😭

#im resetting to see if i can get him to kick out someone else. literally anyone else #i had marshal on my old island love him to death him and zell are some of my favs #omg my sister has molly. MOLLY I LOVE HER #and one of her friends has ketchup my BABY #andnmy aunt has JOEY 😭😭😭 like wheres my cute duck 🦆🥺

[iwaasfairy]

i think this kinktober might be a big determiner of how the rest of my time on tumblr will be spent,,, bc this is taking a lot out of me, and i really really hope you guys will like the fics and it'll bring some life back into this blog! otherwise i might go ghost mode jhdcgysu

#if it doesn't i might quit until the haikyuu movies come out or smt idk idk #or permanently #i dont really want to but its about to be winter and i have bad seasonal depression so exhaustion + no appreciation for my work #will be rhe thing that does me in if im not careful #im just sad about old fandom and how different it is now #it's oversaturated and underappreciated and im about to be a whole #23yo human sooner than i'd like #idk it's late so i might just be depression spiraling a little but #idk just;;; support fanfic writers please #i know someone else will take their place and all #but im so tired of my fav writers leaving #ring ring

[candyunicornsateme]

ever watch a stream or smth where they mention fanfic being “bad” and how people make the characters gay while you have a canvas open that has your gay fanart wip on it and you’re like.... hmm interesting

#hahahsdhf I just HAD to say this #feel like it'd be weird and random to msg someone w/ it #rimble ramble #you say nothing and pretend you do not see it #as you should <3 #i forget some ppl arent always thinking of #stories and ideas for their fav blorbos #like idc if u think its weird im havin' harmless fun #sidofhsihdfs #i wish i had a irl friend to go to about this stuff;-; #the one thing i always miss about my old best friend #was just being able to immediately shamelessly spam each other #about fandom shit like this

[toelessbastard]

NEEED to .ame more two lions . stuff bc theyre living my walls again. I read the manga 4 times today alr LOLOL

#in terms of fandom mood im in the lows rn #ao m just rereading a bunch of stuff i love....all the books on my chelf #and yrs old stories lololol #two lions.....evwry time i read it i learn smth new ab thoa losers #like when u get to know someone real well iver the yrs. thays what they r to me #his first pick drink is oolong.....hes a lightweight as hell........he has so many thoughts in his brain and hes an average sports nerd.... #junpei and his goshdarn earlobes. hes so loveable. such a guy . it had all my fav tropes i always feel so spoiled reading it #futari no lion #IM STILL SO GREATFUL FOR THAT ONE AUTHOR ON AO3 WHO TOOK PITY ON THE SWRIES AND WROTE EM A 5K ONESHOT..........I LOVE YOUUUUU #they have hundreds of worka on their page so i was surprised 😭 beinf reminded ab it makes wm feel so warm....u saw this series and liked #it enought to write for ot........😭😭😭💝 #i would love to ramble but my thoughts r incoherent rn its tv static and washing machine lvls of rotation in there

[be-good-to-bugs]

i miss the 3ds pokemon games

#the bin #playing sword bc my sister owns it. personally i would not pay for this garbage. im gonna play scarlet too bc she owns that aswell #it will continue to upset me that you cant have every pokemon in it. whats the point if playing pokemon if there is literally no possiblity #of having your fav in it? even popular ones like Greninja are left out. skitty is my fav and skitty isnt in it which sucks. im so sad #at least sv added my new second fav. the ponk one with the hammer is wonderful and immediately jumped to second place #apparently maractus is ih swsh but not sv but maybe an update will change it. even ignoring the missing pokemon tho sword still sucks #its annoying how they hold your hand constantly. also i hate leon. why do they insist on reminding you hes the 'unbeatable champion' #every time he is on screen. like his brother talks about it constantly. its super weird i hate it so much #i watched a playthrough already but its so much worse while you play. also im struggling with looking at the other rival who looks like an #old lady. because the clothes they wear have these circles on them but they feel too much like holes to me and i have to cover them with #my hand whenever they are on screen. watching a playthrough of this was genuinely harder than watching someone play bloodborne #ill probably use an emulator and play the 3ds ones. i have a 2ds and x and moon but i agreed to give them to my siblings #i dont really care much tho so whatever. and ill move simmy to sword so i can keep him

[orcelito]

The new fire emblem's protagonists Do kinda look better with fanartists. But I just hate how they look in the actual game. They look so ridiculous and incongruent within their own designs. It's so glaring, it will probably be hard to ignore in-game.

#speculation nation #i also kinda hate the style in general. it's way too anime. #which yes i know this is an anime game but listen. there's tasteful anime and then there's bug-eye anime. this is the latter. #apparently the protagonists were designed by someone who designed a vtuber. and im not surprised. #but also so fucking annoyed by it. vtubers r supposed to be Extra by nature of the medium #but a main title video game??? come on. #i miss the art style of echoes. still my fav fire emblem game for the art the music the tactics the storyline. everything. #b4 i saw this game i saw someone mention 'weeb pandering games' and i was just like. just bc it's a jrpg doesnt mean it's weeb shit #but.... this game kinda does feel like that lol. the most ridiculous parts of anime. it feels so trashy. #i hate how they move in the video we got of gameplay. hate how soulless their big eyes are. #the tactics will probably still be fun. and i'll still probably play it. but HOO boy the appearance of the game leaves much to be desired. #i know there r ppl who do like their designs. they Are fun/funny. i just hate how they look in general lol #they really mixed like roy and marth's color bases and called it a day without thinking about how it actually looked. #ughhhhh im still so bothered by this all. why is this what we've been given. it makes me exasperated to be a fire emblem fan. #PLUS THEM SUMMONING PREVIOUS HEROES???? come on. we dont need another fire emblem heroes. #we dont need shallow ghosts of our old favorites there just to be fun collectables and fight our battles #they deserve their fucking peace. they fought for it. they earned it. leave them the fuck alone. #god so much of this game annoys me. and yet im gonna be that stupid bastard that still buys and plays the game. ugh.

[landososcar]

espresso ; LN4

pairing(s) ; lando norris x fem driver!reader

summary ; in which yn says fuck it and drops a song while soft launching her (possibly problematic) relationship

warnings ; flufffffff & like one mention of christian horner (🤮)

note ; i apologise for the one post in here where i basically just fan girl over ria but who wouldn’t. +this is pretty long and i got lazy towards the end and couldn’t be bothered making team announcement posts lol

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youruser my give a fucks are on vacation 😝 espresso is YOURS!!! tonight after i demolish these old men 🫶

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user1 oh she is HER

lilymhe WIFFEEEEE

youruser AHHHHH IMMA MARRY YOU

alexalbon …i’m right here??

lilymhe IRRELEVANT

user2 I NEED IT NOW

bestfriend MY GIRLLLL‼️‼️💓💓💓💓

youruser I LOVEEE YOUUUUU

user3 i say we wave the chequered flag early so we get espresso now

landonorris ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

bestfriend lmfao

youruser 🧡

user4 EXVHSE ME?????????

user5 i love how she just disses half the grid and then just calls it a day

maxfewtrell helllll yeah

user6 maybe she’s never on the podium because she focuses more or singing than racing

user7 or because she’s in a fucking ALPINE

user8 y’all were SILENT when lh44 released music but suddenly it’s a problem when y/n does it

maxverstappen im not that old

youruser yeah okay grandpa

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youruser i kissed @bestfriend in the club bathroom

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user1 IS THAT A MANNNN

youruser i sincerely apologise 😔

user2 guys do we think that’s mr espresso

bestfriend KISS ME AGAIN, FUCK *****

youruser omg don’t expose him😭

youruser but hell yeah come here gf😻😻😘

estebanocon my f1 teammate or my fav singer ?

youruser me when i’m both

user3 THE INITIAL NECKLACE ????? L?????

user4 omg y/n’s boyfie driving a mercedes ??? Y/N TO MERCEDES 2024‼️‼️‼️‼️

maxverstappen1 stream espresso

bestfriend yasss grandpa !!!

maxverstappen1 omg i try to do one thing nice and suddenly i’m catching strays

user5 IM WORKING LATTEEEEE CAUSE IM A SINGGERRRRR OH HE LOOKS SO CUTEEEEEE WRAPPED ROUND MY FINGEERRRRR

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landonorris can’t sleep

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user1 “SAY YOU CANT SLEEP BABY I KNOW THATS THAT ME ESPRESSO” LANDO NORRIS WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

user2 THE SOFT LAUNCH IN THE SECOND PIC TOO OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING

user3 oh hes definitely always streaming espresso

maxverstappen1 what kind of thirst trap post is this mate

landonorris for her eyes only😁

bestfriend but you posted on the main ?

youruser UHM

youruser 💓💓💓💕🧡💘🖤💖🩷💞💙💗🖤💗🩷💝🩷❤️💕💚🤎🩷💕💜💖🖤❣️🩷💕❤️💜🤍💚🩷🧡🩵💛🤍🧡❤️💕💛💚💕💘🩷💞❤️💜💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

landonorris what happened to the soft launch baby

youruser you’re too hot i need people to know your MINE😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😘😘😘💓💓

youruser do you think about me every night😁😁😝

user4 oh she’s gone insane

user5 THE EMOJIS IM PISSING MYSELF SOMEONE SEDATE HER

bestfriend girl get UP

bestfriend what have you done to my gf

landonorris MYYYYY girlfriend🥰🥰🥰🥰

bestfriend bite me bitch

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youruser unfortunately, i was too hot for the car this week, we’ll get those old men next week 🫶

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user1 SHES FUCKING HILARIOUS

user2 maybe if she stopped making music and focused more on racing she wouldn’t have dnfed

landonorris the car had a issue with its breaks ? how was she gonna fix that. explain quick pls coz you’re an expert

user3 LANDO DEFENDING HER IMMA SOB

bestfriend babe you need a car that can handle hot sexy you are 😫😫 i don’t wake up at 3am on a monday morning to watch you nearly die 😝

youruser my sincerest apologies ma’am 🫡

bestfriend i love you tho🫶🫶

youruser if you really loved me you’d come to the race next week ??

youruser WAS I JUST AIRED

lilymhe we’ll ignore this week !! podium coming next week for my girl i can feel it

youruser 💓💓

user4 i can’t believe her and lando are dating, so unprofessional

landonorris GAHHHH I LOVE YOUUUUU

youruser STOP IT ILL CRY 💞💞💞 MY LOVE🥰

user5 surely her dating an opponent is bad for business

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landonorris apparently is bad for business? sorry y/n/n’s pr team ig 🙏🤷‍♂️ but stream my girl’s new song‼️‼️

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youruser RIAAAAAAAA

user1 two tit pics in a row omg !?

youruser BABY IVE MISSED YOU COME SEE ME

landonorris 💓💓

youruser GIRL NO I WAS TALKING TO RIA SKRJSKJDJFKS

riabish STOP I LOVE YOU

landonorris wtf😭😭😭

user2 if ria has 0 fans, y/n is dead

youruser RIA PLS COME TO THE NEXT RACE I AM BEGGINGGGGGGGG

youruser make up some sort of reason and pretend quadrant need to come but then i’ll send you (and only you😉) an alpine pass 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

riabish my boss hasn’t planned a quadrant race visit for a couple more races babe😔

youruser JUST SENT YOU FLIGHT DETAILS ILL PICK YOU UP FROM THE AIRPORT WITH YOUR PADDOCK PASS

riabish MARRY ME

youruser FUCK YES AJDKSJAHHAHAH

landonorris guys i think i just lost my gf on a post i made dedicated to her

youruser yeah but you posted a pic of ria, so who was i actually paying attention to ??

youruser i love you so so sooooo much (im actually talking to you this time)

landonorris luv u 2 i guess

youruser nah wtf boutta unrelease this song

user3 what did we just witness

estebanocon you guys are insane

user4 omg bad for business is another banger

user5 when y/n can’t choose between f1 and singing so she just fucking EATS both

maxfewtrell when you ask y/n about her fav quadrant member and you expect her to say lando but you’re stupid and it’s ria without second thought

youruser you’re a close second place max🫶

landonorris wtf am i?? chopped liver?????

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youruser alpine ❤️ all 4 years that i’ve spent in formula 1 have been spent at this team and i now call everyone at the headquarters, garages, and races, family. thank you to everyone who’s made an impact to my life in any kind of way no matter how big or small, i appreciate it more than you will ever know. @estebanocon, thank you for being the best teammate i could ever ever everrrr ask for, you have grown with me and taught me so so many things. we’ve shared more laughs than probably any other teammates and moving to different teams will definitely not stop that.

there’s still the rest of the year until the end of this era and i know we’ll make the most of it. i’ll always remember alpine as the team that brought me in and made me the woman that i am today. the end of this season will definitely be tough but if it wasn’t sad then it would mean there was nothing to miss.

let’s have an amazing rest of the year, i love alpine and will never forget the time ive spent here 💙🩷💙🩷

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user1 IM SOBBING

user2 omg she loves alpine so much this is devastating why would they not re-sign her😭😭😭😭😭

user3 they couldn’t afford to re-sign both her AND esteban, mercedes offered her A LOT more money

landonorris so so so proud of you my love 💓💓

youruser 🫶🧡🧡

f1 never forget the first alpine driver line up after renault… keep pushing y/n!!

user4 ohhh she’s gonna EAATTT at mercedes

estebanocon going to send a mor private text to you now but thank you for everything y/n/n 🩷💙 (you’re also my favourite f1 driver)

lewishamilton ❤️❤️

lilymhe 💓

user5 omg the y/n to merc rumours were true

user6 it’s not even been confirmed yet lmfao for all we know she could’ve just got sacked by alpine and no one wants to pick her up

bestfriend soooo proud of you my girl 💞💞💞💞

riabish prouder than words can explain 🫶

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youruser HE FUCKING DID IT !!:!;&/&”!/!;”929/ MY BOYFRIEND IS A RACE WINNER AND IM SOBBING OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH LOOK HOW HAPPY😁

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user1 GIRL F1 AND MERCEDES JUST ANNOUNCED YOUR MOVE AND YOURE POSTING THIS LMFAOOO

landonorris WE DID IT BABY AHHHSHDHHAKA

youruser YOU DID IT MY LOVEEDJJRKEKR💓💓💓🧡💓🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🥰🥰😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰😻😻😻😻😻

user2 she’s so funny for just ignoring her merc move announcement 😭😭 she dgaf

user3 boyfie WON she doesn’t give a shit about mercedes rn, give her like 24 hours

bestfriend does this mean i can’t call him no wins anymore

riabish right!?? like, the one gp we go to and he has to go and steal our focus from our girl coz we gotta care about him at least a little bit

bestfriend exactly.. he’s so selfish like wtf

landonorris im so very very sorry

user4 FINALLYYYYYY

maxfewtrell 🧡🧡

youruser guys yes i know they announced my mercedes move! why are y’all acting like you didn’t know about it last week tho😭 i saw the tweets

#lando norris #lando #norris #ln4 #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #lando norris smau #lando norris fluff #lando norris x reader #formula 1 fluff #lando norris imagine #smau #sabrina carpenter #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #max verstappen #ln4 one shot #lando norris one shot #ln4 fluff #ln4 imagine #lando norris fic #ln4 fic #ln4 x reader #espresso #landonorris #lando x reader #mclaren #ferrari #red bull

[thestarsarebrightertonight]

whos afraid of little old me? // mattheo riddle x fem hufflepuff reader

playlist: whos afraid of little old me - taylor swift

summary: mattheo riddle isnt scared of anything , but when you blew up at him for messing up your potion. he felt fear for the first time. fear of a usually bubbly hufflepuff.

y/n used , comedy, short , female rage x

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"WHAT THE FU-!" you screamed loudly as bright green liquid dripped down your face and onto your uniform , your mouth open in shock and your hands trying to wipe the liquid. mattheo beside you mirrored the same appearance , covered head to toe in the slime like thing.

"miss y/l/n i suggest you dont finish that sentence before you lose hufflepuff house points. wait here, i will go alert madame pomfrey." snape said monotonously as he walked out the room, uninterested as ever.

the whole classroom stayed in a stunned silence as you desperately wiped yourself down , mattheos laugh breaking the tension , "why did he leave to get madame pomfrey when its just a small mess-"

he was cut off by theodore , who stood on the other side of him gulping and staring at something behind mattheo in horror.

"i think i know what shes going to be needed for..." theodore said quietly as mattheo looked at him confused before following his eyes , his gaze landing on you as you looked down at the floor with clenched fist and a shaking body. you looked like you were going to explode just as the potion had.

"are you okay love-" mattheo started before being cut off by you jumping on him , legs wrapped around his torso and hands pulling fiercely on his hair as mattheo screamed.

"IM GOING TO KILL YOU MATTHEO RIDDLE , I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT THE PHEONIX FEATHER IN YET YOU STUPID SHI-" you shouted loudly , rage boiling your blood as the boy spun around , desperately trying to push you off.

"someone get her off!" another slytherin girl said as lorenzo scoffed.

"im not quite sure i want to get involved in that-" enzo started bluntly before panicking when your legs and arms began hitting mattheo.

it had taken lorenzo , draco and blaise to get you off mattheo. the immense battle had ended with you held back at the arms , legs and waist by the three boys. mattheo falling to the floor dramatically.

"its broken! its broken!" mattheo screamed , kicking his arms and legs around like a toddler.

"whats broken...?" theodore asked in confusion.

"i-...." mattheos crying response was cut off once he realised that he was infact surrounded by his classmates, and he couldnt allow his cold demeanor to slip. eventhough his bad boy persona had been long forgotten the second a shrill scream left his mouth.

he simply stood up and pretended to brush himself off , ignoring the pain in the back of his leg , somewhere you had kicked successfully. mattheo looked at you , seeing you breathing heavily and eyes burning holes through him.

"i wish i could be mad but you look really cute when youre angry." mattheo said with a smirk , his words surprisingly genuine.

however you didn't like that one bit , wrestling the three boys who held you back and going to pounce on mattheo again- who had started running away in pure fear.

"GET HERE YOU SNAKE!"

"SOMEONE GET MADAME POMFREY!" mattheo screamed as he ran out of the potions classroom, you hot on his case.

this is one of my fav one shots ive ever written LMAO

#harry potter #harry potter x reader #mattheo riddle #mattheo riddle x reader #hp fanfic #x reader #hp #taylor swift #hp fandom #slytherin #theodore nott #draco malfoy #whos afraid of little old me #ttpd #ts ttpd #draco malfoy x reader #lorenzo berkshire x reader #theodore nott x reader #x female reader #fem reader #blaise zabini #lorenzo berkshire #slytherin boys #slytherin boys x reader #slytherin x hufflepuff #hufflepuff #hogwarts #wizarding world #comedy

[jedie]

darth vectivus should’ve been anakin’s mentor

#「 OOC. 」 boonta eve drift. #easily my most fav sith #he was a BUSINESS man #quite ethical in life and death but about that cash money #turned into a force ghost and he never went dark side crazy but just decided to lightly terrorize some rando #he died peacefully surrounded by friends and family in his MANSION #though he created aand summoned dark force phantoms all connected to him and each other so if any one of them suffered they all suffered #they were also connected to other beings in the galaxy so if they or the phantoms died or suffer so would they other #but they were his force babies and thats sometimes the price u gotta pay #im sorry but that is literally incredible who does thta alksadjla #AND he wanted sacrifice himself to save the galaxy #he loved baby banthas but would collapse the housing market if no one was in the house u feel? #MY POINT IS how is it every sith and their mother b4 n after anakin knew the 'secret' to preserving life n he was the only one out the loop #from vitiate to vectivus there were OPTIONS #palp was so funny for lying to him when he himself had no idea how to do it #i think he honestly just needed someone to go do the research for him while he was ruling the galaxy #like he gave vader so much leeway and looked away SO MANY TIMES and for WHAT #he was hoping vader would stumble on some old ass hard drive labeled 'how to get sith abs hella bitches and live 4ever (real)' #vader was a research intern #but he couldnt read <3

[mclqren]

WINNER TAKES IT ALL ★ CS55

PAIRING ✦ carlos sainz x fem!singer!reader

SUMMARY ✦ you and your boyfriend both seem to be very lucky recently: you in opening for taylor swift, and him in winning the australian grand prix [ SMAU ]

WARNINGS ✦ cursing

REQUESTED ✦ here!

NOTES ✦ for the purpose of this fic, taylor has added an extra date in melbourne for the friday before the australian grand prix. as per request, the fc i've used is sabrina carpenter, but feel free to picture whoever you want! my requests are open so feel free to leave a request :)

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yourusername and with that we have one show left: back to melbourne in a couple of weeks! thank you all so much for the support, love you all like crazy 🫶

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user1 you're such a disney princess i can't

user2 DON'T MESS W ME RN IM SO SAD UR NO LONGER OPENING.

user3 FR what will we do without all of her content???

user4 ☹️☹️

carlossainz55 so proud of you!!

yourusername im way prouder of you 💘

user5 PARENTS WOOHOO

taylorswift i'll miss you, my angel! ❤️

yourusername love you sm 😢💘💘

yourusername

( caption one: just woke up and my boyfriend's got appendicitis hellooo?? wtf have i missed while i've been in singapore. | caption two: never mind guys all is well ❤️ ( i am a photographer and i took THIS photo ) )

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yourusername impromptu visit to jeddah after SOMEONE'S appendix was removed...thanks for giving me an excuse to see you carlos 😘💘💘

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user6 THE WAY HE STILL WENT TO SEE THE GP IS CRAZY ur boyfriend is hella strong

yourusername ur telling me 🤷‍♀️

user6 OMG YOU REPLIED??? I LOVE YOU

user7 nah carlos acc has to be some sort of super human because how THE FUCK did he walk after that surgery.

user8 literally convinced he is atp.

carlossainz55 the appendix wasn't my fault...

charles_leclerc or was it 🤷‍♂️

yourusername hmmm...

user9 i'm acc their biggest fan you don't understand

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yourusername from the bottom of my heart, thank you thank you thank you for all of the love and support i've received over the past couple of weeks. they've honestly been such a fever dream for me: like you're telling me that i was opening for THE taylor swift?? twelve year old me would be screaming right about now, let me tell you that much. i've loved every minute of this experience, and i can't wait to see what era is next for me 🫶

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user13 i still remember watching you when you were eighteen, just releasing music on youtube 🥺

user14 she's come sooo far since then im so proud of her

taylorswift loved having you with me!! couldn't think of anyone else better to keep me company during these times ❤️

yourusername thank you sm tay, im going to miss youuu 💘💘

user15 why am i acc tearing up this is so sad

carlossainz55 now i have you all to myself ❤️

yourusername yeah well you have ur cars AND charles so i guess it's not just me is it.

charles_leclerc why am i being mentioned

yourusername ur just like collateral damage in this argument

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carlossainz55 back from my surgery and into P2 👊 looking forward to the race!

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user16 SMOOTH OPERATOR IS BACKKK

user17 the surgery did NOT hold him back

user18 NO REAL THE GUY WAS FLYINGGG

user19 the extra weight is gone and now he's in first row THIS IS WHAT WE NEEDED

yourusername do you ever actually rest like. ur appendix was just taken out when i get colds i stay in bed longer.

carlossainz55 yeah i know from firsthand experience 😘

user20 SHE'S SO REAL FOR THIS THOUGH

yourusername either way i'm so proud of you! smash it tomorrow 💘

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user21 the way y/n is literally so supportive of him is my fav thing

user22 all whilst telling him off for not resting enough 🤣🤣 she's too iconic for us, i fear

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yourusername me and kika are truly THOSE BITCHES 😘

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user23 SPEAK ON ITTTT 🗣️🗣️🗣️

user24 my fav wags fr 🫶

fransisca.cgomes my girlll 😍😍

yourusername foreverrr 💘

fransisca.cgomes that second pic is soooo yum

yourusername leave pierre for me RIGHT NOW.

fransisca.cgomes gladlyyy! 😍

pierregasly HUH??

yourusername got ur girl tripod how does it feel 🤣

carlossainz55 ❤️❤️

yourusername love youuu!!

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carlossainz55 P1 babyyy!! Onto Japan we go 🎢❤️

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user28 THE SMOOTHEST OPERATOR AROUND

user29 staying up until 2am to watch it was SOOO WORTH IT

user30 SO PROUD!!

yourusername YESSS I KNOW THAT'S RIGHTTT!!

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yourusername MY FUCKING MANNN LET'S GOOO!! P1 BABY 💘💘

carlossainz55 ❤️

user31 the way she supports him will never not warm my heart

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yourusername he only went and did it!! after his appendix got removed and all. couldn't be fucking prouder 💘

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yourusername proud of @/charles_leclerc as well!! what a way to end the weekend 😘

charles_leclerc thank you y/n!! 😍

yourusername FORZA FERRARI 👊

user31 the way they support each other >>>

user32 actual power couple idc

user33 i need to find myself a y/n asap.

user34 WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECT

carlossainz55 te amo siempre ❤️

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carlossainz55 it was the lack of an appendix that did it 🤣

yourusername @/charles_leclerc are you taking notes??

charles_leclerc already scheduling an appointment for the winter, don't worry 📝

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