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claireverlasting · 11 months
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🤗 - el
Well not much of a fandom (unless there actually is one out there and I’m not aware), definitely the shitton of wuxia novel I read in elementary school, personally favorite are Outlaws of the Marsh and The Seven Heroes and Five Gallants. (I think that’s what they’re called in English) I was obsessed with them and I think the whole thing was such a vibe, one thing I don’t like is the people in both books ended up working for the government, that really bummed me out
And there was obviously the Harry Potter/Pjo fic I wrote that I realized was just self-insert and copy-paste of pjo, I cringed and deleted it
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kipowolfton · 2 months
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I did the thing to my English and Math because I want my father to experience the amount of mental anguish as I did when I had to do these tests
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sarosthewizarddude · 2 months
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I think my french teacher hates me
she picked on me to answer a question when we were going over a worksheet, which is normal for her, except then she proceeded to make me say my answers for like a third of the questions. she picked on my best friend for the next few and then didn't pick on anyone else
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hobiebrownismygod · 6 months
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Hobie rant cuz I'm in love with him why not
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Still can't get over the fact that this magnificent motherfucker's actual name is HOBART.
I got bored so I decided to research Hobie's name
Hobart is a name of Germanic origin and it was actually a pretty popular name in the 80s, but the popularity promptly dropped from there.
The first year it was in the top 1000 for baby names was 1885 and the last year it was in the top 1000 was in 1942. Considering that Hobie is from the 60s/70s, it actually makes a lot of sense.
Back to the origin part, turns out its origins are actually kind of unclear but its believed to be German. But its also derived from English and Dutch along with a little bit of American origin as well.
Its a play off the name Hubert, which means "bright or shining intellect". This fits Hobie pretty well cuz bro is a genius and built a watch out of random spare parts. Hubert is a name confirmed to be of Germanic origins though.
Okay, enough about the actual research part but can we talk about how cute the name "Hobie" is though??
Like Hobart is a horrible name, no offense, but HOBIE???
HOBIE IS QUITE LITERALLY ONE OF THE SWEETEST NAMES EVER
YOU COULD CALL SOMEONE NAMED HOBIE SO MANY CUTE NICKNAMES
Bee, Hobes, Hobs, Beebee, Obes, etc..
INFINITE
If I ever met someone named Hobie I would immediately want to be friends with them just because of their name. Its just such a sweet, friendly, adorable name and I would want to say it every minute of every hour of every day, is that just me??
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It suits him so well tf??
Its just such a good name I would love to just call out the name "hobie" and watch him turn around and see who's calling him
Istg I would never stop saying it
I'd be going like "hobie, hobie, hobie, hobie, hobie" and he'd just be looking at me like
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I would never shut up
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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hllfireclb · 1 year
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"I‘ll make you feel better Princess“ | Older!eddie X Fem!reader
Pairing: Older Eddie X Fem Reader (reader is 21, Eddie in his 30‘s)
Warnings: +18 MINORS GO AWAY ISTG, Age gap, slight Daddy kink I think?? hurt / angst,pet names, smut, eddie being a soft meanie, oral (f receiving), if I missed something pls let me know!
Word count: 2.3k
a/n: I’m such a simp for older Eddie x reader <\\\3 so I HAD to write something about it..this is my first time trying to write smut and idk how to feel about it. Maybe it’s kinda rushed? Idk :“)
English is not my first language, so I apologize for all kinds of mistakes! Feel free to send requests! feedback is always appreciated but please be nice! Enjoy the story! Don’t like? Don’t read!
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It‘s a cold fall night in Hawkins Indiana, 2am to be exact. You should be lying in your bed by now, cuddled up between your plushies and pillows to get some sleep before work tomorrow. Instead you’re here. Sitting in your older neighbors lap while he‘s softly playing with your hair. Your back is pressed against his strong chest, enjoying the comfortable state you’re currently in as his body gives you some warmth. He‘s like your personal human heater. Your eyes are focused on the small screen in front of you, watching whatever lame sitcom is playing at this time, when a soft sigh escapes your lips.
"What is it Sweetheart?“ the deep voice of your fathers co-worker suddenly interrupts your silent staring contest with the screen of the TV. "What do you mean?“ is all you say, not daring to look away from the screen but Eddie has other plans. He wraps his strong arms around your hips, making you face him within 2 seconds and without any struggle. He‘s expecting to see your pretty eyes staring back at his but instead he finds you looking slightly downward, directly onto his chest. His fingertips poke into your side, a sign for you to look at him, but you don’t. You‘re avoiding his gaze on purpose.
"You know exactly what I mean, young lady. What‘s going on in that pretty head of yours?“ his voice is soft but daring. He wants to know what made you come over to his old, messy trailer. Especially because it’s 2am on a Wednesday night and because he knows you have to get up early tomorrow. If you‘re not going to tell him on your own, he‘s going force it out of you.
This time it‘s his turn to let out a heavy sigh after no reaction of yours. One of Eddie‘s hands finds it‘s way to your jaw, gripping it hard to lift your head up a bit and making you look at him. This time your eyes meet with his instantly. They’re beautiful brown, almost like the color of chocolate. His pupils are expanded, not as wide as they are when he‘s horny but just enough to see the pure adoration and concern in his eyes. A simple look of his is all you need to start blushing like a crazy teenager who‘s madly in love.
It‘s not the first time that Eddie looks at you that way. He has done it many times before but ever since the two of you started this little 'affair', how you like to call it, it just feels so much different. So much better. Eddie and you have known each other since you were 16 years old, he actually took care of you sometimes too. Whenever your father was on one of his "business trips" or out partying, Eddie happily decided to look after you. He made you breakfast, watched over you when you had some parties at yours, he drove you to school and picked you up again. People in town started to think that Eddie Munson had found his "lost daughter“ how they liked to call you. But you‘re still pretty much convinced that he‘s just doing all of that for you, because he knows how it feels to grow up without parents. Without a father figure especially.
"Are you gonna talk to me, or do you just wanna keep staring, Princess?“ his voice pulls you out of your thoughts once again, the nickname he has given you making you shiver under his touch slightly. "Sorry..'s just that you‘re really fucking pretty" your lips form into a soft smile. The grip on your jaw loosens up as Eddie gives you his usual, deep chuckle. Your favorite sound ever, next to his moans. His hand wanders down your body until it‘s settled on your hips, drawing slow circles into the flesh of your barely covered ass. "Well…y‘know I appreciate your compliments. But you gotta talk to me Angel, what made you come over to an old man like me at that time, mh?" You stay silent again, causing another sigh of Eddie‘s but before he‘s able to continue talking, you start talking.
"It‘s just..my dad was being an asshole again. I didn’t want to argue with him…so I left. And I thought coming here was the best thing to do.." you shyly admit while looking down to his chest once again. Not daring to look up, he’s probably smirking like always. Teasing you. Your fingers slowly start dragging over the soft material of his tank top, playing with the hem of it as you reach the bottom. Eddie stalks over your hands, following every single movement with his eyes. Gosh he thinks you‘re adorable like this. Sitting there, in one of his old Shirts and your panties only, right on his lap, while you’re playing with his clothes. He probably shouldn’t be head over heals for a younger women, especially not you since he has known you, since what feels like forever. Plus, you’re his co-workers daughter who just started working. All of this is so wrong. But it feels so goddamn right.
"You want me to make you feel better Princess? I‘ll take care of you, no matter what you want me to do" and he means it. If you need to cuddle up to his chest and ball your eyes out, he‘ll be the one to hold you close to him and let you wet his shirts with your tears. If you want to punch someone, he‘ll be the one to let you punch him. If you need a hot chocolate and ice cream, he‘ll drive to the next supermarket and get you everything you need. If you need to get fucked until you‘re nothing but a crying, cock-drunk Slut, oh he‘ll happily be the man to make you cry beneath him. He‘d do anything for you.
Your fingers make their way up to his chest again, locking your gaze with his carefully as you do and nod in response to his earlier question. "Words y/n." Of course he needs words. "Please make me feel good Eddie". That‘s all he needs. "I’ll make you feel better Princess".
Before you know it you’re flipped over, lying on your back with the soft material of the couch touching your back. Eddie‘s fast with his movements though. He’s hovering above you in the split of a second, pressing his wet lips onto yours as he kisses you messily. He may be older now but he’s still kinda chaotic when it comes to making out. You love it though. You softly moan into the kiss when one of his hands starts massaging your left boob, slowly playing with it as his other hand wraps around your throat to give it a soft squeeze.
He‘s lying between the fat of your thighs just as fast as you were lying on the couch. His arms wrap around your legs after he slowly pulls down your panties, smiling a bit because of the wetness that already lingers between your folds. He drags them all the way down, to your ankles before he sits up again, removing them completely and leaving you in front of him in nothing but his shirt. What a beautiful sight. You mirror his action, sitting up straight with your hands at the hem of his shirt. When he realizes you’re about to pull it off, he stops you.
"Keep it on please. You look stunning in this shirt" he smiles at you. Before you‘re able to protest, his lips are on yours again, moving slowly as the two of you find a steady rhythm. Going slow and passionate this time. You feel the light pressure he‘s putting into the kiss, a sign for you to lie down again. You happily follow his unspoken request and lie down, spreading your legs wider so he‘s able to get comfortable between your thighs. His arms wrap around your legs and hips once again and he slips even further until his lips graze over the skin of your inner thigh, making you gasp softly.
You‘re able to feel a smug grin form on his lips after he starts sucking on your skin slightly, leaving you with a few dark marks that only you and him will be able to see. A hot feeling starts to build up in your body, causing you to whimper softly. "Ed’s please..no teasing today. I need you" you sigh. Eddie doesn’t want to tease you, well at least not right now…but he wants to take his sweet time with you. He wants to worship your body in every way possible. He wants to show you how much he loves to make you feel good. To him, it doesn’t matter if he gets off on it. His only goal is to make you cum…also, most of the time he cums in his pants like a dumb teenage boy, just from hearing and seeing you fall apart beneath him.
"Sorry Sweetheart, just wanted to mark what‘s mine" he winks at you before pulling you even closer, making you gasp again after his tongue slowly starts drawing slow circles on your, already aching, clit. The two of you never spoke about what actually is going on with you..if you’re a couple already or not..but you couldn’t care less right now. Sweet Eddie really loves taking his time, devouring every soft moan and gasp of yours as he starts giving your bud the softest kitten licks. His slow make-out session with your clit doesn’t last long though, he knows what you need and he‘ll gladly give it to you. So his tongue starts to lick through your folds, which are soaked in your own juices by now, enjoying the taste of you in his mouth as he starts playing with your hole.
Normally he‘d be wearing his tongue piercing right now since he loves eating you out with it. It’s his new favorite thing to do, ever since you’ve told him that it makes you cum even faster, even harder…but because of the time you’ve decided to come over, he‘s sadly not wearing it. He‘ll definitely catch up to that tomorrow morning. While his tongue starts to happily explore your insides, one of your hands settles in his messy curls to tug on it every now and then. It helps you to find a hold and to not squirm away from him.
"Eddie Fuck! 'S so good“ you moan out softly while tugging on his hair, when his thumb lazily starts massaging your clit. He ate you out so many times by now, he just knows the ways to make you feel good. To make you forget everything. Others would get tired of cumming so fast, but you? Oh no, you love it. Especially because Eddie is so outrageous good at making you cum several times. With every soft tug on his hair, his own moans start to get louder…causing you to shiver and curl your toes into the sofa. He knows what he’s doing, that’s for sure.
Another moan escapes your lips, this time it‘s louder and more intense, causing Eddie to grin and stop his actions. "Already close, huh? Babe I didn’t even eat you out for five minutes" his smirk is devilish, causing your poor Pussy to twitch. He’s teasing you. "I told you to not tease me!" You pout at him. Oh how he loves seeing you like this, cheeks pink and chest moving up and down rapidly because of how hard you‘re breathing. "Yeah, yeah right..sorry" he grins even wider when he puts more pressure to your clit, causing your head to fall back and a whine to leave your mouth.
He‘s fast with continuing his previous actions, eating you out like the starved man that he is. He can’t get enough of you, especially of how you taste on his tongue. He slurps up every bit of juice, every moan of yours as he stares up at you, seeing you fall apart on his tongue only. It‘s embarrassing how fast you‘re at your own limit, feeling the knot in your lower abdomen build up already just from him eating your out. Pathetic. You slowly look up again, seeing his eyes stare directly back at yours. His black pupils took over the soft brown color which you were able to see earlier, the lust and the Hunger completely took over him by now. He grins wide when he catches you staring down at him, causing you to blush even harder as another moan escapes your lips.
You can feel your legs start twitching after a while and your breath starts to speed up a bit, Eddie feels it too. His grip on your hips tightens and his tongue starts moving faster as he moans into you. You don’t notice how he starts humping the soft material beneath you, trying to get some relief himself while he rubs intense circles on your clit. Another loud moan of yours fills the living room as you feel the knot in your tummy snap "ohmygodohmygodohmygod Eddie!! Fuck fuck fuck!". It‘s music to Eddie‘s ears. The best melody he has ever heard. Knowing he‘s the only one who makes you cum this hard and this fast makes him moan into you again as he tries to get everything of your orgasm. Eating everything up like it‘s his last meal. He takes you through your orgasm,while he helps you to calm yourself down by drawing smooth circles into your skin. When you‘re finally completely back to earth, he kisses your pussy one last time before he helps you to sit on his lap once again, holding you close.
"What about you? You didn’t get to cum and I know how painf-" you start but he cuts you off. "This wasn’t about me. It was about you Doll. We’ve got time for more tomorrow" his hand strokes over the back of your head as he plants a soft kiss on your lips, making you taste yourself on his tongue. You really do not deserve this man.
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ohmyeyesmyeyes · 1 year
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write it down in a calendar - george russell
george russell social media au - george x f!reader
warnings: swearing, immature jokes
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ynofficial: snow on the beach, weird, but fuckin beautiful
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landonorris: what is this who is that
ynofficial: ur mum
landonorris: how mature
charlesleclerc: do i know this person
georgerussell63: i would also like to ask that question
ynofficial: maybe how am i supposed to know who you know or don't know??????
mickschumacher: 👀
ynofficial: shh
alex_albon: mick tell us what you know right now
mickschumacher: i've been sworn to secrecy
landonorris: i'll pay you
mickschumacher: i'm loyal to y/n but i won't say no i need the tips
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georgerussell: i'll stick to skiing
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alex_albon: wtf is happening rn
alex_ albon: i didn't even know you met someone!!!!
landonorris: yes we are feeling #veryleftout
charlesleclerc: insufferable posh boy
lilymhe: oh no george you got charles using big english words
georgerussell63: oh fuck
mickschumacher: i only know 1 person who knows how to snowboard apart from me
landonorris: MICK ISTG STOP BEING SO CRYPTIC
danielricciardo: you guys are so dumb (respectfully)
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ynofficial: boom bitches
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alex_albon: GEOERGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
landororris: GEORGE YOU TRAITOR YOU HAD US THINKING IT WAS MICK
mickschumacher: what no i have my own girlfriend and y/n told me because we’ve known each other for ages 😭
landonorris: george russell the type of person to lie to his friends about his girlfriend
alex_albon: george russell the kind of guy to commit to arsefoolery to deceive his friends
georgerussell63: but it was funny
alex_albon: george russell the kind of guy to lie to his friends and find it funny
danielricciardo: george russell the kind of guy to tell me he was in a relationship before albono and lando
georgerussell63: thanks mate
alex_albon: YOU TOLD DANIEL AND NOT ME
georgerussell63: HE WALKED IN ON US OK IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL
charlesleclerc: george russell the kind of guy to pose for every 'candid' photo ever taken of him
ynofficial: he looks accidentally gorgeous though, right???
charlesleclerc: not as gorgeous as me
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georgerussell63: happy four years to my best girl
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alex_albon: back tf up FOUR YEARS
landonorris: your name is in the list in red and underlined russell
charlesleclerc: FOUR YEARS???? i mean congrats i guess
ynofficial: nah he's just joking it's only 2 years and it's not even our anniversary
alex_albon: still: WHAT
danielricciardo: but i caught you guys 3 years ago?
georgerussell63: 3? you sure?
danielricciardo: positive
lewishamilton: how do you forget how long you've been dating? the number one rule of relationships is to write it down in a calendar
georgerussell63: i honestly have no idea
ynsibling: you guys actually met when you were 7, mum said she went to uni with george's dad and we used to have playdates as kids, i just texted her now...
ynofficial: wtf
georgerussell63: wtf
alex_albon: so you don't actually know how long you've been dating OR how long you've known each other???? karma really is my boyfriend
mickschumacher: i have a picture of you guys from when george was still in f2 and you guys were TOGETHER together iyk what i mean...
ynofficial: wait i think that was before we broke up the first time charlesleclerc: the FIRST time????
georgerussell63: i thought we broke up in my first year in f1?
danielricciardo: george was in f2 four fucking years ago guys get a grip, you're practically a married couple at this rate
ynofficial: actually...
charlesleclerc: i'm logging off, someone knock on my door when this is sorted out
landonorris: omg we all went to vegas two years ago...
georgerussell63: i just found the marriage certificate lmao
mickschumacher: lmao????? LMAO????? YOU'RE DISASTERS, BOTH OF YOU!!!!!
fan1: they should both be investigated for being criminally confused
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estebanocon: are you guys even living together?
ynofficial: yes and no but also maybe not so idk
estebanocon: what are you certain of?
georgerussell63: our love lol (i'm panicking right now)
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georgerussell63 and ynofficial:
mini us when we were 7
we were 18 when we started dating which means it's six years instead of four (we're not counting the three months we broke up when we were 20)
we are NOT married (george found UNsigned marriage certificates) but we are GETTING married (we don't have any actual engagement photos because george did it in bed but you can have the makeshift ring because we haven't bought one yet)
to lewis: we don't know the exact date but it's somewhere in october of 2016 but the only date you need to worry about is the 18th August 2023 because that's when we're getting married for real
we're turning comments off because we're cowards
private message from: alex_albon
alex_albon: r u preggers too or is the sudden engagement enough? i feel like i don't know who you guys are. i think this is my villain origin story yk
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rosefilledpiano · 3 months
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can u do how hanako, tsukasa, and mitsuba would react to a s/o that's is EXTREMELY OBLIVIOUS to their flirting(i think that is the word?) sorry for any English mistakes, it's not my first language! Gn reader pls!
Hanako, Tsukasa, and Mitsuba with an oblivious S/O
Hanako (Amane Yugi)
He's definitely a little confused at first.
He'll say the dirtiest, flirtatious pick-up lines ever and you'll just stare at him with a blank face, eventually just responding with "Huh?"
He honestly thinks you're faking it at first, but then realizes you're actually just really oblivious to people flirting
He'll definitely follow you around the school trying to see if you react to anyone else flirting with you.
Once he gets used to it, though, he tries testing the waters. Seeing what you get and what you don't.
"Hey, (Name), I think I'm a lightswitch, cause you're really turning me on ;)"
"...Huh??"
Kou tries explaining to you, but he honestly just leaves you more confused than Hanako did, lmao
Tsukasa Yugi
He finds it amusing more than anything
He's a sadistic little shit, so he'll do everything he can think of to get a reaction other than confusion out of you.
He'll use the dirtiest pick-up lines while keeping a straight face, not even caring if anyone is around, either
He's honestly kinda glad that you're so oblivious to his flirting
Just means it'll be even more fun to ruin your "innocence" as he puts it
I honestly can't think of much for him, so this is it, lmao
Mitsuba Sousuke
The poor boy's so confused, too
He probably doesn't even realize he's flirting at first
But when he does, he'll stare at you intensely waiting for your reaction with the cutest blush on his face ever, istg he's so kissable
But then when you stare back and go, "Huh??" He'll be so confused and say it back like, "Wait, huh??"
Cue the uncomfortable silence
If he's trying to get a kiss out of you without saying it and he's trying to flirt you into it, expect to be called stupid a few times.
Eventually just straight up says it how it is
"I could really use a kiss rn."
"Damn."
"Are you fucking stupid? Kiss me, dumbass."
I did my best, but TBHK isn't my most recent anime, so I kinda forgot a bit about the characters. I do know that Tsukasa's a little shit, tho. Anyway, I hope that was good enough. Have a good day/night!
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queen-of-scissors · 1 year
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I need more of that content i wonder how will they react with minecraft or fucking roblox because roblox has a LOT of games
AWW yeaaa more ideas timmeee
Also you didnt specify if you want a cult au but i kinda did it like that. Sorry
ROBLOX
Roblox is basicly an another excuse to use "the creator of thousand worlds butt
İf you tell them it has alot of other worlds in it, you're gonna be the...
GOD OF MULTİVERSE
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Now for me, i only use roblox for Tycoon or horror games, Tycoon games just fits the Vibe as a creator of tevat
But horror? Oh boy..
Now we know that hu tao is gonna be so impressed by the spooky stuff you show (prolly exept gore but yea) and she is gonna be the one that gives you the title;
GOD OF HYPERDEATH (no wdym its an undertale reffrence?)
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İ remember seeing a game in roblox that were about surviving a super caotic natural dissasters. İf you play those types of survival games first of all, your followers gonna cry.
"oh how much pain have one went through!"
Especially archons are gonna be all over you if you play the natural disaster one,
"BAAL STOP USİNG THUNDER YOU'RE SCARİNG YOUR GRACE!!"
"İ AM SCARİNG THEM??? YOU ARE THE ONE THAT MADE HURRİCANES!!!"
meanwhile you're like: "i didn't survive anything-"
But your acolytes only get sadder because "you were so traumatised that you dont remember???"
Ninguang asks you to give normal people a lesson on how to survive a natural dissaster. Especially to those that dont have a vision.
But??? Acid rains aren't realy possible??
Anyways now you're the:
THE LAST AVATAR (your choice of words)
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MİNECRAFT
Oh boy a tricky one
İt all based on how you explain minecraft.
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"its a survival game about surviving the wild but there are monsters that come out at night"
Ah yes, another survival game, you seem to like that as a form of sport! Dont be suprised if you see some of your acolytes actually going for extreme survival sport to honour your name (childe, xiao, maybe zhongli, Cyno etc.).
They won't make it a secret oh no no, they want you to be the judge of who can survive the longest (before you pit an end to the competition).
Cyno found your job a perfect name even!
MAAT, GOD OF JUDGMENT (i legit looked through mythology for this lmao)
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"its a survival game but everything is a cube"
Hehe venti is gonna call you a "blockhead" but before he can even say it he gets silenced by zhongli.
But you say that for him, loud and proud!
People are too afraid to use that as one of your titles, and if you say its fine, theyre gonna see it as you're testing them. But you and venti found another way to use this funny nickname;
Behold!! The
Rock.
(hehehe rock)
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"its actually a survival game but you can create whatever you want in it, so-"
"wait a minute, did you say... Creation?"
Wrong choice of words got you in this one. Theres no going back.
Now people belive that you use that world so you can do a quick plan of what you are going to do in other worlds. That world must be SUPER important to you, And since Tevat and that world are actually kind of (not) alike, that also means that you also like this world other than the rest!!
Oh if they knew...
İf they knew what you did to all those poor villagers... And even sheeps (i see you and im calling the cops)...
"did you know that in that world, you only need to feed people to get them pregnant?"(not realy but its fun to leave some detailes to imagination :P)
W h a t.
They hope that that world isnt where you are from originally. BECAUSE YOU'D GOT SOME EXPLAİNİN TO DOO- zhongli would be on watchlist istg
Anyways you're the VİLLAGE TAMER now
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Hope you like it, i used every bit of my English knowledge and last 2 braincells for this.
But it was fun! İm open to more ideas! (İ can only do the games i know/played so sorry if you do request but couldnt answer 🙏)
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kyoriis · 2 years
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HIGHSCHOOL AU ? ! ☆
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featuring !! — luxiem.
synopsis !! — if the luxiem members were in school. like which type of students they would be lmao.
format !! — headcanons.
warnings !! — cursing. not proofread sorry :(
kyori's note !! — this has been sitting in my drafts for wayyy too long. anyways tysm for 100+ followers <3 !
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VOX AKUMA ! ☆
two words : everyone's crush.
he's like those senior students yk? like the ones who are good at almost everything.
like they know their shit.
his locker is full of love letters too.
mr attractive here definitely has his way with words. ✧\(>o<)ノ✧
like he'll cover up for you with his smooth talking skills for sure.
i'd say he has never lost an argument.
he's not loud but he's not quite either.
but he's not fond of the student council, like they might as well have asked him a hundred times but he said : no <3
literally everyone would gush over him, even the teachers because of how well he performs.
his grades definitely are good. i'm talking about straight A's and B's.
his favorite subject is prolly chemistry smh. mf has a big brain.
but once you become close friends with him, oh boy he changes sfjshw-
only his close friends get to experience his goofiness lmfao.
he will make unsieso jokes for sure. and literally the next second he'll answer the question the teacher had asked. pog.
so basically : hot nerd but not really ???" ( he has def pulled some pranks on some teachers with mysta and always got away with it. )
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IKE EVELAND ! ☆
pretty boy.
like literally, everyone calls him that.
he basically plays almost every instrument.ヽ(。◕o◕。)ノ
his favorite subject is either english or history.
has never skipped a single class. never.
prolly never dated anyone.
he won't talk to you unless you talk to him. ( i'm calling myself out- )
once you become close, he's still the same but definitely more talkative.
ike's definitely every teacher's favorite. no doubt.
he's not really a fan of attention.
obviously he gets amazing grades bestie, like straight A's. has never gotten a B in his life.
like he manages his time so well, like he gets good sleep and also submits everything before the deadline.
has never been late either.
younger students definitely look up to him.
however he hates biology with a burning passion. ( same. )
idk why but i feel like he dresses really nicely too. he wears very aesthetically pleasing outfits.
definitely in the student council.
he also tried to wear eyeliner once. and oh boy.
everyone fell in love with ike that day.
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SHU YAMINO ! ☆
a certified nerd. in the best way possible ofc <3
he's good at everything. help.
he loves maths sm it hurts.
part of the student council too cause his parents forced him into it lmao.
only has like some close friends.
shu isn't the biggest fan of school events either. so he definitely has lied some ( multiple ) times that he's sick and can't make it.
says "ayyyyyy" unironically whenever he gets something right.
he has the weirdest sense of humor.
he drinks wayyy too much tea.
like literally shu please stop and drink some water ffs. Σ(ಠ_ಠ)
he likes art but sometimes ends up goofing off by drawing balls on the canvas. but like it's abstract so you wouldn't know it was intentional lmao.
and then when the art pieces are displayed he's trying his best no to laugh.
he submits his projects like the next day they were assigned. like mf you have an entire week. no need to pull an all nighter.
shu isn't really that popular. but people who know him call him a meme god because of his extensive knowledge on memes.
he has like 273989 hoodies istg.
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LUCA KANESHIRO ! ☆
himbo. duh.
he's "that" jock yk?
people are simps for him. they're so down bad but luca is so innocent bro i can't.
he loves sports a lot. plays basketball, soccer, literally anything. you name it.
he's definitely a rich kid.
istg luca wears the most expensive colognes in existence.
also his fashion sense is immaculate.
he tries his best in other subjects but he's an average student.
like constant B's sometimes an A, he tries his best tho. ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ
the type of guy to help you when you can't reach anything.
he's really dense when it comes to romance as i've mentioned before.
"luca i love you !"
"awww i love you too" :)
obviously he uses pog wayyyy too much.
literal sunshine. the classes are gloomy without him.
idk he has this friendly ( golden retriever ) aura that just makes everyone love him. you can't hate him, it's impossible.
doesn't like maths. has skipped loads of math classes lmfao.
buys ppl lunch wayyy too often, like sir i know your rich but please. that money could've been spent on c6 kazuha vdjsj-
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MYSTA RIAS ! ☆
he's wild. ofc he is, he's mysta snjskdk-
epic prankster. literally his brain is so big when it comes to pulling pranks it's kinda concerning ngl.
obviously all of that big brain energy shrinks when it comes to maths.
but he's a pretty average student too.
according to mysta "it shouldn't exist since calculators are a thing".
i feel like ppl don't realize he's actually about to graduate because of how he acts sometimes ( º _ º )
but he's surprising mature when it comes to group projects. like sir where's the screaming child that we all love?
man's got drip.
mysta the type of person to leave class the slowest and then miss out on lunch and be like "AYO WTF?!?"
he needs to stop chugging down literally every fucking energy drink.
so about the pranks i mentioned earlier, yeah he's never been caught.
he writes and doodles random ass stuff on his notebooks.
"hey mysta ! can i borrow your notes ?"
"sure !" :)
and then there will be a terribly drawn dog on the pages hyusjs-
it's cute tho <3
mysta fucking rias also needs to sleep because holy this bottom does not get a wink of sleep.
oh and yes, he sometimes listens to literally the most weird music in existence.
one time his earphones got unplugged and oh boy.
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collection of GOJO / JJK comments
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its gon fit. TRUST.
NANAMI? spreads folds 🫱(())🫲
like a dog in heat 🐶
The way my uterus needs him so bad. He with this song, the one and only owner of my heart. 🩵
why is this video 47 hours long
it felt like i was going through the hunger games the first time it slipped in but i survived 😊!!
all 10 fingers at once
gojo is always coming on my fyp but never on my face
the way my phone teleported to my left hand
it came all over the screen! datte bayo ><
I will use it as shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste, mouthwash, deodorant, skincare, it doesn’t matter.
throbbing his name in morse code
my fingers are gonna fall off soon istg💔
my stomach did the thing 😳
the moment he came on my scream, i did too…
my fingers aren’t enough i need him 😞
BOUT TO GET MY LICENSE REMOVED CUZ I RODE TOO FAST😍
My uterus started jumping up and down
It slides in at a velocity 0.5x then proceeds to thrust at 2x speed over and over again
ROSE TOY AINT GOOD ENOUGH I NEED HIM
Cut, slight curve, def a little pale base #EAD3C5(?), tip is #E6ABA7, trimmed, 7.96in(soft), 4.5 girth(soft), fluid is #FEFEFE, flavor sweet
IN GOJO WE THRUST!!!
gojo grunting audio
he can snap line of my boxers like that mask
"TILL WE-" NAH WE AINT GONNA STOP😻😻
WHERE DID MY CLOTHES GO
it's currently roaring his name in morse code
the way my sheets are as white as his hair rn
the way I immediately pulled out my rose toy
my walls are white
till his blood technique turns white
Until i forget how to speak english 🫶
waiter or not i need the tip
NGHHH HES IN MY CERVIX
flaps opened so quick i started flying
the doors are WIDEE open all he has to do is enter 🙏🙏
TILL MY INSIDES KNOW THE SHAPE
the way my rose toy flew in my hands like thor's hammer
He can use me to activate boogie woogie
They'll have to amputate me from him
the father of my kids
the way i need his fillings
they'd have to kill me to get me off him
I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂
LUBED AND STRETCHED UP FOR HIM!!!!
i have so many inappropriate things to say..
need him spiritually, biblically, religiously
MISSIONARY, DOGGY, LEGS IN THE AIR, COWGIRL, REVERSE COWGIRL, LOTUS, STANDING, UNIVERSAL😩🧎🏻‍♀️
bouncing on it like a bouncy house 😌
CAME ON INSTINCT
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the lover of my dreams (2)
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a/n: this chapter is so fucking wordy and rushed istg. anyway, enjoy! (I'll edit it later) comment if you want to be on the tag list synopsis:(slow burn) A few weeks after fleeing the Burgess Manor and setting the trapped Endless free you land a job at the Royal Empire Hotel in Georgia. warnings: a moment of deprecation/ breakdown, Morpheus lowkey on his stalker shit, stabbing, The Corinthian. pt1,pt2,pt3,pt4
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A few weeks had passed since the incident in the Burgess Manor, The mysterious sleepy sickness was cured and everything seemed perfect. Too perfect. Ever since the day, you released the demon you had a feeling that something was watching you every time you ready yourself for bed. It had to be paranoia, right? But it felt too real to be paranoia, the piercing eyes, like a predator examining its prey before capture. Some days you would look out your window late in the evenings and catch see a raven perched on a branch outside your bedroom window. You even named it Julie because it was there so often at least you assumed it was the same raven? It could possibly be a new one but who has time to re-name every raven you come across? But other times when you are sleeping, you can swear that there's a tall figure standing over you. You would always text your grandma telling her about these sensations at night, but she would laugh and say it's just the sandman pouring sand onto your eyes to help you sleep. She never could take these things seriously. What you didn’t know was that she was probably half right.
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Back in the Dreaming, Morpheus was on a hunt for the Corinthian and now to add to his list of problems he had to deal with the Vortex. He had to end her to save the dreaming, a really sad predicament. Even while his realm was cracking and falling apart he couldn’t stop thinking about the human who saved him. It was odd, to say the least. Why did she help him? What made her so different than those guards, Richard Burgess, or even his son Alex? What separated her from those people who captured him? Those thoughts ran through his head. He just couldn’t understand. For someone who had been alive for so long he assumed he had the answers to everything, but it seemed like he was wrong. He sat on his throne surrounded by books and slouched back in his chair, he was stumped. He would observe you when you were home, trying to find an answer. But you were normal, surprisingly normal and bleak. Nothing special about you at all. So why, why were you the only one to help him after all those years? He knew to find that answer he would need to speak to you, and have a genuine conversation. But for now, he was content observing you. He was sure one of these days he would figure it out. 
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Things had been looking up for you, you had landed a new cleaning job at the Royal Empire Hotel in Georgia and a new apartment. Guess what was even better, ever since you left London yesterday you haven’t felt those piercing eyes lurking in the dark It was beautiful, you finally felt free.
You exited the Airport terminal and inhaled a large breath of Georgia air and fixed your small duffle bag onto your shoulder, you were ready for the next step in your life.
You flag a taxi and head off to your new job. You were beyond excited, it was crucial for you that you had landed this job. It was a miracle that they even hired you, a blessing even. It didn’t even matter that you had to move far away, as long as it paid off your student loans and your grandmother's hospital bills you were content. There were not many jobs available to many English majors. That was the sad reality. It was your reality. It took about 30 minutes to arrive at the hotel. Then you were given a quick introduction and briefing. You would start work tomorrow morning until the evening and get paid $150 upfront when you show up. Apparently, there was gonna be a Cereal Convention tomorrow afternoon and they needed aid in cleaning up afterward. A cereal convention seemed like a fun event so you were pleased with the tasks you were assigned. You just wished there was leftover cereal. After that, you just grab your uniform and go to your new apartment. Now you won’t lie. The apartment was dingy, the wallpaper was falling down the walls and the lights flickered when you turned them on. You swear you could smell a dead rat, and see mold on the vents. At that moment you felt like you were shrinking to the size of a pea. You felt as if you might have messed up choosing a job like this. A job so far away from home. You sit on the floor and sigh,
“You did this for a reason.” those words didn’t seem to help for shit, self-reassurance was never your thing
So you just sat on the floor until the sunset, the occasional tear escaping your eyes. Why did things turn out this way for you, why did you have to carry this burden alone? Maybe if you chose something better for a major you would have gotten a decent job and let your grandma live at least somewhat comfortably. 
“Shut up you worthless piece of shit.” your whispers reach deaf ears, you already are numb from sitting on the rough carpet floor.
 But here’s the truth, you weren’t a piece of shit, or worthless. You were much more valuable than any diamond in existence. The reason behind that? You had a kind soul and a strong heart filled with compassion, sympathy, and empathy, you had humanity. You were special because you were normal. You were the farthest thing from pure but you were the only person to extend a helping hand to a trapped Endless in a cage. If that’s not special, then I don’t know what is.  That was Morpheus's reason anyway, that was his idea of you. He saw you as something rarer than a diamond. That was the reason he wanted to get his hands on you, to ask you, to understand you, and to learn from you. Humans were sometimes complex creatures, they had no rhyme or rhythm and that confused yet fascinated him. He watched you sink to the floor and lightly sob into your arms. you looked small and fragile. unlike the person who freed him from his glass prison. His heart felt a small prick of sadness but the just brushed it off. He couldn’t worry about that right now though, he had his own problems. So he turned and left back to the Dreaming, but he couldn’t get the sounds of your cries and sniffles out of his head. Maybe he would gift you with a good dream?
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That morning you called a taxi and drove to your new workplace, the rising sun gleamed over the towering palm trees. In thirty minutes you arrive at the hotel and in uniform ready to clean. You clean until the sun was at its peak taking occasional breaks. You had an uneasy feeling in your stomach, one that made your heart beat an irregular tune. A rhythm of anxiety. You could hear the bustling crowd in the lobby, they were all dressed well. Very professional which drastically contrasted their odd name tags. Another thing that made you uneasy was the way they would gaze at everyone. They seemed starved like they were filled with an insatiable bloodthirst. Your legs move quickly to the front desk and snatch your envelope filled with your money and hurry to the elevator. You weren’t gonna linger on this floor any longer than you have to.  
“Hold it!” You hear someone call out and indistinctively shove your hand to stop the elevator doors close,
“Thanks,” he said as he walked in, a small kid following in suit.
‘What floor?” You ask staring at the man, he was wearing a tan suit and sunglasses indoors.
“5th.” 
He had quite a creepy smile as he spoke. It was as if he was wearing a mask. Once again you felt that uneasy feeling. But you pressed the button nonetheless.
“You know not many people would have actually stopped the door.” The man was trying to start small talk. You hate small talk.
You could feel his charming, yet unnerving, smile. Turning around to look at him you just smile and nod at his statement.
‘I hope my floor comes soon.’
Your floor does in fact come soon, and you speed walk out saying goodbye as you go. You felt there was something wrong with this hotel today. To calm your mind you started cleaning, you cleaned almost every empty room on that floor until you ran out of disinfectant spray, that would mean you had to make a quick run to the storage closet which would have been fine. If the storage closet wasn’t located on the lobby floor. You sat for a few moments before gaining the courage to go to the lobby. You once again decided to go downstairs. When you get to the ground floor it's as packed as when you left. So you head into the closet, grab your spray and turn to leave. You are only a few steps from the elevator when you hear the lady at the desk, you forgot her name, call to you, You turn around and replied with a yes,
“Could you please show Rose Walker to her room,”
“Um- yes of course,” you stammer out
The elevator doors open and you walk in along with Rose Walker,
“What floor?” you question
“Oh, floor 5 I think,”
Yo press the number and stand there in silence for about 2 seconds before she breaks it. She says your name to start a conversation and you turn around to look at her, your face reading ‘how did you know my name?’
“Your name tag,” She points to the silver tag on your uniform
Your mouth shapes itself into an ‘o’ shape nodding in realization, your cheeks heat up in embarrassment
“It's a pretty name.” 
“Thanks, the name Rose is pretty as well.”
The atmosphere seemed lighter now,
“Are you here alone?” you ask Rose
“Um, no actually-” she has a light smile on her lips
“I was with a friend, but he had to leave because of an emergency, I’m actually here to see my brother.” 
“Oh, that's sweet.” 
The elevator dings and you show her to the room number she showed you, after the door opens you hear a little boy's voice shout from the corridor,
“Rose?” 
You can see Rose turn her head so fast she might get whiplash,
“Jed!” she utters out of pure disbelief, as they share a sweet sibling hug you can't help but stare at the man who was with the boy named Jed, and forbode that something was gonna happen. You could feel it, the air was tense and thick. Your suspicions were confirmed when the man reaches to grab Jed, yelling wildly and incoherently, It was all a blur, Rose was yelling and so were you. You remember Rose grabbing her brother and shouting run, You remember running fueled on fear. You remember being corned by the large man, his face drawn on with a wave of sick anger. Then you remember vividly the sound of a knife being lodged in his back. And the man with the sunglasses from the elevator stood triumphant as the large man flopped onto the ground dead. You remember the man's toothy smile and how he led the siblings away, leaving you shuddering in the small hallway with a corpse. 
“What the fuck just happened.” your breathy whisper escaped from your throat
You knew you had to get up and go, you couldn’t stay here. You gathered yourself and stood up on shaky legs. You slowly but surely made your way down the hallway and into the staircase, you sat on the concrete staircase for a few moments. You were nothing short of rattled. For 10 minutes you sat in silence until you decided that you had to get out of this fucked up hotel. Your head was all foggy and clouded, and your breath came in brief pants as you went down the stairs. When you finally reached the ground floor it seemed like the door opened into the convention area
“Shit” 
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Morpheus had gotten word by Fiddlers Green that Rose was with The Corinthian. With that news, he hastened to the destination to eliminate the Corinthian once and for all. He knew he would see you there, he felt it in his chest. And maybe this time he would help you. Like you helped him.
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You walked down the dimly lit hallway of the convention halls. It had become late in the evening, your shift would have ended around now. Your ears and eyes were on high alert, You stopped for a moment, you heard a loud voice coming from around the corner. 2 voices? It sounded very familiar. You walked closer to the voices. The familiar feeling from that night weeks ago coming back. It was beckoning you. You looked through the tiny crack in the dual doors and see him. The demon from that night. Your brain couldn’t comprehend the words he was saying, you were shocked. He stood on the stage with the sunglasses man. You couldn't even describe what you had seen. It wasn’t possible. It couldn’t be possible. As the pale demon lifted his hand, he turned the other to sand, a small skull falling on top of the pile. A surprised gasp crawled its way up your throat and you swore you saw him twitch. But you didn’t stay to find out much longer. You ran to the lobby and out the front door pulling your phone from your pocket and calling a cab. You took a seat on the bench outside waiting for the cabto arrive. Finally, you were granted a moment of peace, the crickets chirping their songs. The moon had risen by now and was casting its gift of light to the earth. A deep breath of the night air had seemed to lightly soothe you. Too much had ensued today,
“At least it was over” 
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Morpheus knew you were there, even before you let out your small shriek. He knew. He could feel you, he found it quite amusing the way you were trying to hide your presence. He walked out of the Hotel with the large crowd, His eyes caught a glimpse of a white car, and you inside it. He felt a bit disappointed that you left before he could have a word with you, but more trouble was on the way. He had to deal with the Vortex first before he could meet with you. He had so many questions he wanted to ask you. 
{end of part 2}
(and yes the reader and Morpheus will be meeting in the next chapter)
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Hello, I love your work, I have been reading you for a while and I really love what you do so I wanted to ask you if you can do something like “ Any thoughts on lip g!p? ” but in hyeju version, of course, if you don't mind! (I'm very sorry for my English, it's not my first language, it's the first time I've decided to ask for something like that, jajdhd) Nice day, afternoon or night! <3
🐬 hello sweetie !! this doesn't only go for you but anybody who asks anything in the future, i do not mind if english is not your first language 😭 it's totally ok as english is not a universal language and i appreciate your support and request regardless.. i don't mind it at all and do not apologize!!
ok so bear with me here but even tho hyeju is a bit lacking in length (she is comfortably average 😁+lmk if yall want to know who i think the big dick line in loona is 🙄) she makes up for it in girth and just.. how cute it is 😭 its abt 14cm or like 5.5 inches 🙏 and also like jungeuns its pretty and pink but hers probably has more of an orangey pink tip u know 🥺
her cock is def freakishly sensitive.. like even if you were just jerking her off it'd probably be enough for her because 🥺 she is very sensitive ok!!! i like to think that if she was desperate enough she'd be bucking her hips into your hand to get herself off faster hsgjghjg <33333 idk if this position has a name i barely know how to describe it you know like. Bear with me x2 but i think hyeju would love sitting between your legs with her back pressed to your chest while u jerk her off.... 🤭😵 that is ,,, one of her faves for sure <3 +bonus points if you play with one of her tits too but i'll get into that later . 😇
most importantly i think hyeju loves intimacy ❤️ she loves holding u close and checking in with you while she fucks you ok she wants to make sure u are. completely feeling it.. <3 i think she'd get a bit lost in her own pleasure sometimes cus shes so sensitive (+shes cute when shes pussy drunk ok let me have this) but even then i think she'd feel better knowing that ... u also feel good :) since she loves holding u close she loves missionary and also the lotus position.. she loves seeing your face because hkskghghjhg SHE LOVES YOU!!!
also ok one little last thing . this has like nothing to do with her dick (sorta) but this woman has the most soft+sensitive tits on the planet.. like more so than her cock, if u touch her tits at all while youre jerking her off or while shes fucking u... she will cum SO fast istg 😭 since her tits are soo soft its hard for u to take your hands away from them so shes definitely always whimpering and telling you how good it feels.. and god forbid you take your hands away from them!!!🥺 (sorry my loves but i need to save my hyeju titty thoughts for later cus if i start i wont stop)
ps if none of this was ur thing i have a gp!hyeju fic cooking (eventually) that is like.. the exact opposite of this 🤭🙏 btw i hope if u guys cant already tell im still kind of getting comfortable writing gp so if this is wonky i am so sorry
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dalxuez-voil · 2 months
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*coughing* ok so… recently, i’ve found another obsession that FINNALY brought me here to LaDS fandom (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)
if only i could install the Global ver. of the game on my phoneee *literally screaming in agony rn i don’t even know how to use a vpn*
but anyway nothing could ever stop me from my OWN pathetic ass so instead i logged in, made my very own character, and leave her just like that because i deleted the game right after🧍🏻‍♀️
I MEAN—
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LOOK AT HER SHE IS SO GORGEOUS BRUH …
i named her “頌嫻” after an english word ‘Ode’ and might’ve named her Saeri or Odette in the global ver.
she kinda looks intimidating and collected with some dead humor ass on the outside but deep down she’s just nonchalantly the sweetest person, a complete mess, a big sleepyhead that have a crush on an even bigger sleepyhead (??)
her very few hobbies including cooking, baking, and playing Kitty Cards!! -also, she LOVES hunting all plushies collection and stack each of them on her bed for scientific purposes 👀
istg she is so strawberries and cigarettes (m not talking ab the song, okay?) coded, like you would actually finds her walking down the midnight street eating pack of strawberries while holding a cigarette the other hand -pls note that she don’t smoke she only holding it because she wanted to look cool ehehe
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OK BACK TO BOYS
i trully love all the boys like HOW COULD THEY ALL BE SO PERFECT YET HAVE THE MOST ANGSTY MOST TRAGIC MOST TRAUMATIC BACKSTORY?!!!
✨ however, this one particular alien boi seems to have a very strong grip on my heart ✨
Xavier my cutie little boi who can’t cook for the sake of his own life, biggest sleepyhead, the brightest star on the sky
most precious boi on the entire universe i love him so so so bad it hurts.
don’t be fooled by his innocent face tho. he trully is an epitome of a wolf in bunny costume, unholy ass, a menace for the society (and me ofc) like it even feels ilegal for me to say that he just a cutie patootie babiest baby 🥹
he knows okayyyyy… afterall i believe he is more at soft dom side and not a sub
and so here i am now,
waiting for all authors and creators out there to feed on my delulu
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them together are the powerful dynamic duo couple i might cry
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Hi! Was wondering if I could request headcanons about what It'd be like to be best friends with either Percy Jackson or Leo Valdez? If possible gn or m reader, thank you!
BEING THEIR BEST FRIEND - PERCY JACKSON AND LEO VALDEZ
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  ੈ✩‧₊˚ FANDOM: riordanverse
  ੈ✩‧₊˚ FORMAT: headcanon
  ੈ✩‧₊˚ WARNINGS: swearing, angst because i can’t help myself, ttc spoilers, tlo spoilers, tlh spoilers, moa spoilers, hoh spoilers, boo spoilers, toa spoilers
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୨⎯ percy jackson⎯୧
oh my
so you guys probably met at camp half blood during his first year
he was NOT having a good day and you just came and sat beside him and started rambling about random shit
and he was like “okay….”
after that you randomly came up and started talking to eachother
and soon you were inseparable
you get invited on quests with him!!
they let you come as a 4th person for emotional support
he forces you to eat blue food
once you meet sally blue food is all you eat
speaking of sally she loves you
istg she’s atleast once referred to you as her other child
she’s really glad you came up to percy and started rambling about anything and everything because now he has lots of friends
do NOT blame yourself for what happened to bianca and zoë, even if it WAS your fault, or he will shove blue pancakes down your throat until you agree that it wasn’t your fault
also i have a headcanon that bianca and percy were best friends so you three have your own little trio until she dies
if you got hurt during the battle of manhattan (in the first series) my guy would be going insane
demanding to know what happened
anyway then he goes missing and now your going insane trying to figure out what happened
while he’s gone you become good friends with leo and come with them on their quest as a distraction to the fear you feel every minute of everyday of not knowing if your best friend is okay
when you guys find him you laugh while annabeth judo flips him
then judo flip him yourself
you and annabeth are a platonic power couple
BONUS 1:
Y/N, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Percy, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Annabeth: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Y/N: playing systemic oppression
i feel like if you’re part of the 7 he’d be a bit annoyed because he knows being part of a prophecy like that means you’re gonna get hurt a lot
but like he can’t stop you from coming along because you’re in a prophecy
it’s impossible (probably)
THE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS WHEN HE FALLS INTO TARTARUS WITH ANNABETH
YOUR BSF COULD BE DEAD
HOW ARE YOU EXPECTED NOT TO PANIC
when they get out okay you and him go for like a night in the city to catch up cause you’ve both been busy
it was… chaotic
so for dramatic affect let’s say gaea destroyed your house so you have no place to stay and he’s like “you can live with me!!!”
you do then lester shows up and you terrify him with your… well your everything basically
if percabeth has kids your probably the wine aunt/uncle/relative
you go to the same high school
and take almost all the same classes
HE WILL NEVER TAKE MATH OR ENGLISH EVER AGAIN
you randomly storm into eachothers classes to tell eachother the most random things
“PERCY LOOK I FOUND A FROG”
“THATS SO COOL WHATS ITS NAME”
the chaos that you two would cause accidentally
you buy recorders together and annoy EVERYONE
annabeth breaks them eventually
in conclusion: being percys best friend is: chaotic, fun, and also dangerous. he’s protective but that doesn’t have to be a bad thing because like he’d fight for you if anything were to happen
10/10 best friend would recommend
BONUS 2:
Percy: it’s dark in here
Y/N: don’t worry i got this
Y/N: *stomps feet*
Y/N: *sketchers light up*
୨⎯ leo valdez ⎯୧
for my own sake i’m gonna say you met at the boarding school
you, jason, leo, and piper were all VERYYYY good friends
you had your own little squad
you were closest with leo though because of your energy matching
anyway when the whole thing at the grand canyon happens you two are tryna work together to do whatever you can
spoiler warning: IT DIDNT WORK
you tried okay
when the chariot crashes at chb you’re both like “wtf”
you probably pointed out the thing above his head
when he learns he can do fire powers you guys have fires every week where you make s’mores and yell at people from afar
funniest duo
probably forbids you to do random stuff
if you’re part of the 7 hes probably happy because:
a) HES GOING ON A QUEST WITH HIS BESTFRIEND
b) you can do your pranks together and make everyone angry at you
so help me god if you fall into tartarus with percy and annabeth he will jump in after you
no he tries but jason doesn’t let him
if you don’t fall in but are restless and worried after he’ll stay by you the whole time
even though your kinda freaking him out he’s not gonna leave you like this
when they come back alright hes so happy to see your tense shoulders relax and you fall asleep easily that night
OH ALSO PLATONIC FLIRTING
you’d probably propose at restaurants to get free food
or if someone’s bothering you or him the other will come and flirt and act like your/his partner to scare them away
i’m pretty sure leo has canonically read the hunger games so he rants to you about it while sobbing his eyes out
WHEN HE HAS TO DIE IN BOO HE AVOIDS YOU FOR AWHILE AS TO NOT GET ATTACHED TO YOU FURTHER
when you find out what’s he’s gonna do it’s too late and he’s already gone 😨😨
another 6 restless months
you lose hope then your sibling comes in and says “HES BACK”
you judo flip his ass so hard
then you meet calypso and become friends with her too
she’s like you and leo’s gaurdian
BONUS 1:
*Y/N and Leo sitting together in jail*
Leo: so who should we call
Y/N: i’d call calypso but i feel safer in jail
comforting eachother after jason dies
okay back to the not sad stuff
BONUS 2:
Y/N: *holding perfume bottle* is this whiskey or perfume?
Leo: *chugs entire bottle*
Leo: it’s perfume
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future-boi · 5 months
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Get To Know Me Tag Game!
Thanks to @mythical-bookworm and @alex-a-fans for tagging me.
tbh this is just a song rec list LMAO [easier to open in a browser fyi]
1) Spell your name in songs
Y'all get two for the price of one cuz I couldn't decide if I wanted to go with all non-English songs or not.
The non-English songs are labeled with 🧋 in case you wanna avoid 🤪
Warning: Most of the songs in english have swear words so... just in case u got kids or ur strict parents around LMAO.
⚡️ F: Fighter Not a Lover
aro/ace people gonna love that shit ^ + no swear words
alt: fml u fucked me up
⚡️ U: URARA🧋
It translates to 'Oo-la-la', which I now realize is the magazine Biff was carrying around in the second movie... this was unintentional and the meaning of the song is very wholesome, trust me
alt: Upside Down
⚡️ T: this was a demo for this one song...
That one's like 50% f-bombs ^ i love it
alt: Toxic but its NOT Brittany, B*tch 💅
The most aggressive entry on this list
⚡️ U: Up Up and Away
The only f-bomb is in the second verse
alt: Unmei no Roulette Mawashite 🧋
'unmei' means 'destiny' so you know I had to include it
⚡️ R: Raining in Manila (half 🧋)
Couple of dudes just vibin' out in the studio, what's not to love?
alt: RAHHHH
^im convinced this is what suburbanites see in their nightmares
⚡️ E: Electricity (half 🧋)
alt: Extensyon
Both make up the most WHOLESOME entry in this
⚡️ -(hyphen): Hatid Sundo 🧋
Baby. Baby boi. Baby. vibes ^
alt: Hell to Sell
EVIL. vibes ^
🚫🧢 I have a problem with tonal whiplash. Did I cheat and use the hyphen to include the most wholesome and cute song right before pulling out the lowkey most scandalous song in the list? YES.
Just realized it doesn't work as well if you can't understand it, but trust me. I mean just listening to its vibes is enough 😩
⚡️ B: Balik Sa Umpisa 🧋
Any song that samples/remixes 'Stand By Me' is a W in my book.
alt: Bodybag
I'm just self-reporting at this point.
Ok the rest are very wholesome songs I swear
⚡️ O: Oretachi Rookies 🧋
alt: Oh, Imagine That
ok this one's tied for most wholesome in the list
⚡️ I: I/Me/Myself
gnc/nb people gonna love this shit ^
alt: I Really Like You
that was a struggle, R is the top pick to check out imo. E, O and I are the wholesome ones with no swear words if u care.
2) Why did you choose your URL?
Its based. ..off the song in the musical. I got back into the fandom because of the musical so I owe it that much. 'boi' sounds more gender-neutral than 'boy'
3) What is your middle name?
That's a secret!
4) If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be?
Shapeshifter.
5) Favorite color?
Purple. Lavender/Periwinkle specifically.
6) Song you love right now?
What? 🧋 The amount of crackhead energy, but genuine emotion... AND AESTHETIC. it was literally made for me LMAO Ken is so aggro but hes singing about not littering. like why is he so intimidating-- but i support the eco-friendly king. but fr the song is about waving ur flag with pride??? PRIDE???? and they look androgynous asf??? whats not to love
7) Top four fandoms? (Current Fandoms?)
Back to the Future
That's it
jk uhhh, Invincible
Thats it, dont wanna get into past fandoms rn
8) Tag nine people
mf u think i know 9 people??
im playin, lemme tag some cool people... not that u have to do this, i just wanted to bother u 🤪 but feel free to do it, i wanna hear other music 🥺🥺🥺
⚡️ @maxintime LOVE UR ART STYLE. BEEN TOO SHY TO BOTHER U THO 😭
⚡️ @jowritesfanfiction my inspo, my density, ILY. Im never shy bout bothering u in my posts HAVE U GOTTEN THE RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME YET 🤪🤪😭😭😭 ive tagged this mf in every other post istg
⚡️ @moth-makay ur great frfr 😭😭 all the hugs. r u gonna post more art??? cuz u shouuuld 🥺
⚡️ @bttf-dork ur name and pfp give comfy vibes??? its very endearing. dunno how to describe it, but i like seeing u in my notifs 🥰 bUT UR ART DOHHH. immaculate. underrated.
⚡️ @pepsifox88 i hope u continue to cook ✨ everyone go and GIVE THEM SUPPORT, I AM NO LONGER ASKING
and to the rest of u, thank u for liking a bunch of my work, whenever i see long lists of likes like that, or if i see ur name often 'nuff, i always notice 😇, i never know how to say thank you!!
@leftoverspagehhti
@karorurodriguez
@epikprinc
@mapleflavedpepperoni
@xmaster3000
@jayisnotdrawing
@jackofthecards
@ectojester
@cat0marble
Didn't include everyone, but just know that i noticed you!!! 💝
watch me get reported for harassment by all these people 😂
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genericswordsmaiden · 3 months
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I watched The World's End. I'm crying. It was a beautiful thing, truly. When Gary's motives finally unraveled I just started sobbing - empathy do really be like that sometimes.
The casting choices were brilliant: Rosamunde Pike slayed, Pierce Brosnan also joined the battle, and recurring actors were again very much appreciated, together with recurring gags. About the characters, I think I can say that I love every single one of them. Pete's past made me feel a bit sick - I was a victim of bullying too, even though I was lucky that it never got that much physical. Andy and Gary got my heart in a chokehold, they're beyond shipping to me.
Also I need to know if there are any fanfictions set after the finale! It was totally epic, and I was so fucking happy that I started crying even more! I thought back to Simon's own struggles with alcohol and I thought to myself "this is the best ending he could write for a story like this one 'cause it somewhat reflects him."
From a writing standpoint, it really is the best one because it combines the best parts of the other two movies.
Also, fun fact: it's the one with the best italian dub (opinion of a certified italian who only watched the first ten minutes in ita and then switched to english because I needed the full british experience) but on the trilogy blu-ray it says that both italian audio and subtitles are unavailable (meanwhile the other two movies have them) lmao
I don't understand why it's so underrated, honestly. I think if I had to rate the trilogy, this could very easily be interchangeable with Hot Fuzz on the top tier. Shaun is very good too, but I felt some kind of disconnect while watching it, for some reason I didn't get close to the characters as I did with the other movies.
So... yeah. This was, is, and always will be the Cornetto Trilogy. Now I can finally reblog one hundred posts about it without the risk of getting spoiled.
Also, did you notice a pattern for the last names of the main characters? Page, Chamberlain, Knightley, Prince, King? And the names of the pubs being actually relevant to the plot??? It's details like these that enhance everything. The (Nick) Frosting on the cake (I'm so sorry I had to lol). Anyway istg when Wright and Pegg started collaborating the planets aligned or something, because stuff this good is so incredibly rare!
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