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lilliejareau · 2 days

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emily: “tesla trucks are so cool!”

emily: tesla trucks:

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incorrect-ralvez · 3 days

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Luke: I have a new hoodie.

Spencer: Wrong.

Spencer: We have a new hoodie.

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cxffeereid · 2 days

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Everyone is busy at their desks as you walked up to Spencer.

You: *sigh and put on a silly voice* I love you

You gently remove his glasses before kissing him all over his face multiple times.

You: *silly voice continues* Ah, you set my soul on fire!

You give him a big smooch on the lips and smile at his bewildered expression, putting back on his glasses. You hurry back to JJ’s office, giggling to yourself.

Emily: Wow, you okay boy genius?

Derek: Hey, pretty boy? Still with us??

Spencer: Yeah… We have been watching the old Tom and Jerry cartoons together. We just finished that episode last night. They mentioned it but didn’t think they would do it..

Emily and Derek chuckle at Spencer’s reaction as they get back to work.

JJ: Omg, you actually did it!

You: Yeah, I bet he is still flustered. His eyes.. JJ, they were so big looking at me for an answer.

Spencer couldn’t stop blushing and smiling about how dorky you can be as well.

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whoisspence · 9 hours

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morgan: i'm an expert at identifying birds

reid: oh yeah ? what about those flying over there ?

morgan: yup there're all birds

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reids-left-sock · 2 days

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Morgan, whispering: I told Reid his ears turn red when he lies.

JJ: Why would you do that?

Morgan: Hey, Reid! Do you like being the baby of the BAU?

Reid, covering his ears: No!

JJ: …genius.

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spencestiel-michelle · 13 days

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*the BAU team noticing Y/n and Spencer Reid*

Emily: hey- Derek. look at how close they’re standing.

Garcia: they’re practically breathing the same oxygen.

Derek scoffs: that kid’s got nerve. yesterday he literally took a whole step away from me when I stood too close to him- went on about something like germs in the air or whatever.

Garcia: yeah, well, my love, you are not Y/n.

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starch1ldz · 1 month

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Y/n: no one actually thinks me and Spencer are dating.

Emily: Raise your hand if you think Spencer and Y/n are dating

The entire team including Spencer raising their hands.

Y/n: Spencer Walter Reid put your hand down.

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vervainariadne · 8 months

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Strauss: You need to hire a professional tech analyst for your team.

Hotch: *sees a scented homemade pink stationery resume written in glitter ink*

Hotch:

Hotch: That one. I want that one.

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thedelusionalbitchgianna · 3 months

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*Spencer zoned out*

Derek: What are you thinking about?

Spencer: How long i'd survive if you suffocated me with a pillow.

Derek: What's wrong with you?

Spencer: Do you want a list?

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lilliejareau · 2 days

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gunman: EVERYONE LIE DOWN!!

spencer, exhausted: yes!

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incorrect-ralvez · 3 days

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Derek: You think you're smarter than everyone else.

Spencer: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

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demonicbaby666 · 10 months

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Emily: [flips monopoly board over] Hotch: Prentiss! Emily: This is why your wife is dead Reid: Emily! Emily: This is why your girlfriend is dead Morgan: Emily: This is why you’re bald Morgan: I DIDNT SAY SHIT!

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whoisspence · 3 months

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kidnapper: i have your child

hotch: which one i have five

kidnapper: the annoying one who won't shut the fuck up

hotch:

hotch: which one i have five

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criminal-mindsincorrect · 4 months

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JJ : An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Emily : Slowly bites into an apple while menacingly looking at Reid

Reid :

Reid : Emily what the fuck

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sarcasm-and-stiles · 2 months

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Y/N: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Spencer: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Y/N: Holy fuck-

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spencestiel-michelle · 4 months

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*Fire alarms go off in FBI building at 7:45 am*

Hotch: alright, that’s the annual fire drill. everybody stay calm and exit the-

*Penelope RUNS out of the room*

Hotch: GARCIA?

Penelope, running down the hall: I NEED MY PLUSHIESSSS. THEY WILL SURVIVE!!!

Hotch: it’s just a drill-

Reid, fretting: HAS EVERYBODY READ MY EMERGENCY FIRE DRILL PROCEDURES???

*Emily throws herself through the glass window*

Derek: we’re on the sixth floor, how’s she gonna…?

Hotch: will everyone please calm down, it’s ONLY a-

*Reid stops, drops, and rolls around the floor*

Derek shrugs and starts doing super-spy moves (somersaults, unnecessary turns, etc.) to maneuver around the building, evading the “fire”

Hotch: i truly don’t know why i even try…… where’s Dave?

*David Rossi has yet to step inside the building this morning with the foreknowledge of the annual fire drill*

Rossi, sipping coffee, leaning against the building: i wonder how he’s doing this year.

*JJ arrives late*

JJ: hey, what’d i miss?

Rossi: annual fire drill.

JJ: ah.

JJ: ooh.

Rossi: yeah.

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