#Jason and his brick

[deadsetobsessions]

Danny, a short 17 year old halfa: omg you’re so tall, you look like a giraffe

Jason, who has more than five siblings: That’s why you’re dead built like a baked bean

Danny, going ghost immediately, eyes glowing and snarling: A BAKED- A BAKED BEAN?!?!?!

——

Later:

Danny, feral with short people rage;

Jason, clinging onto his taller girlfriend: ahhhhh! Get your fucking brother, Jazz!

Jazz, hugging Jason: awe, he don’t bite

Jason, looking at Danny who very much does bite: yes he do!!

#Jason Todd #danny phantom #jazz fenton #Danny Fenton #dc x dp crossover #dpxdc #dc x dp #red hood #vines #I like tall asf Jazz #Danny will be tall asf later #Jason and the experience of being built like a shit brick house #but also being the shortest #Jason and his girlfriend’s feral younger brother

[lunallaa]

So potentially hot take....

Jason Todd doesn't need to or should be that much a pretty boy. Not saying he should be super ugly or something but I am a firm believer of the rough and really just average appearance Jason agenda.

I know we all love how Dexter Soy draws him but let Jason be just a lil ugly a lil beat up yknow?

This post is all in silly goofy fun pls don't get mad 🫣

#the man died and came back to life thank to superboy prime punching a hole in the wall that is reality and time #and then in his zombie like state was thrown into a Lazarus pit #and he gets fucked up pretty regularly in his fights as red hood #let the man be a little roughed up #dick is the pretty boy #jason is the brick shithouse #jason todd #red hood #dc #jason todd x reader #this is probably me just venting cause people are so mean about jason in gotham knights:(

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Mix up manhattan au

After the hit that’s as heathers the musical set up by mix up manhattan Jason didn’t really think much on if he wanted to act again.

Sure, there was that quick stint of Noel’s Lament for charity but honestly he feels like it would be a lost cause to try and play another role because apparently he was a little too good at being JD.

“That’s bullshit, man. Like of course you’re going to act good, you were one of the main leads!”

Danny scoffed as gestured with a fry,

“An actor that can actually act. It’s not like you’re going to actually blow up a school.”

“That’s what I’ve been saying! You know they’ve been trying to send me back to therapy? Like gee, thanks for the vote of confidence.”

Jasob sighed as slouched over the linoleum table.

“You know, I hate that I fucking get it in a way y’know? Like I have a shady past, and maybe my temper spikes a bit more than the average guy but that shit’s in the past! I thought thought it was at least…”

“You were built for the role dude, there’s a reason you got casted. It’s probably just because it hit a little close to home.”

“Well I wish it didn’t.”

Danny hummed as he took a sip of his shake.

“You know.. there might be an easy fix for this.”

“What are you thinking about now?”

“I’m just saying how for sure are you that you don’t want to do another audition?”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tim blinked.

And blinked again.

He rubbed his eyes until they were raw,

Nope.

No change.

“What the fuck are you doingJason?”

Jason for his part raised an eyebrow in the mirror as he continued to try to adjust his skirt.

“What does it look like I’m doing? Dressing up.”

“I-but-“

“Ah, Master Jason, how are the adjustments feeling now?”

Jason gave a grin as he grabbed a pile of clothing from the couch.

“A lot less like I’m going to flash everyone during a twirl. Thanks Alfie your a life saver.”

“Your very welcome dear do give me updates on how it goes.”

Jason gave a little twirl and a finger gun before leaving the living room.

Alfred held back a chuckle as he looked to his other grandson.

“Is there something you need to say Master Tim?”

“I-uh- The pink cardigan looked good?”

“Indeed, I do hope they do not accidentally stain it.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

That week at the theater signs we’re out out for Hairspray the musical.

#dp x dc #writing prompt #danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #jason todd #shipping #dead on main #mix up Manhattan #red hood #Jason Todd as tracy turnblad #Jason is built as a a brick and ready to give some people questions with no answers #like usual he doesn’t tell anyone but alfie what is going on and just leaves them tickets in the cave #Danny is of course Link #and is living for the chaos #tim drake #red robin #tim: did.. did Jason’s egg crack??? #tim: should I give hi- *them* makeup advice?? #Tim: wigs! wigs are a thing! #tim: *goes to get his cork boad* I need some coffee…

[thejasontoddarchives]

This is the core of Jason’s character.

Again they try to hammer in that Jason is brash, arrogant, and reckless; that he jumps before thinking. However you can’t really attribute reckless behavior to arrogance or carelessness when he only ever becomes instinctive during very specific instances. The few times he’s “stepped out of line” or just threw himself into an unknown/dangerous situation it was always to protect someone from predators and sickos. Otherwise, keep in mind the number of times he’s been praised for his intelligence and judgment; for being meticulous, calm, and cooperative.

Batman #424 (1988)

#besides. even when he ‘took things too far' it was never without thinking it through first and understanding why his actions were warranted #not to mention familiarity was a predominant theme in utrh #(aka how clever he was. his timing. improvisation skills.) #jason todd #robin jason #batman 424 #dc #comic panels #‘​people only say Jason cares about women and children because of lost days’ somebody didn’t read the robin run I see #also how the fuck is that bodyguard not dead #you see that window to the right of him? that’s a solid brick wall on the other side. not dry wall #if Batman threw him so hard he shot head-first through the building like a bullet there’s no way he could have survived that come on now #no amount of plot armor or the author said he didn't die can make it make sense lol #contrary to popular belief batfleck didn’t actually come out of left field

[local-limebug]

jason todd has so many underrated canon love interests. essence, isabel, artemis, and rose are all characters i love with him. like those are good ships. why is everyone ignoring them?

#look. i have Opinions on this matter. #i know that fandoms have incurable mlm fetishization disease which is why jayroy is so much more popular than these ships #and i like jayroy but. come on. jayrose solos. #but fr like 😭 ik we all hate whatever he had going on with babs and kori because what the fuck (i hate dc writers) #but jay/essence was a good ship!! it would have added more focus onto who jason is outside of being a vigilante but still being a warrior #because its p much canon that he has magical affinities that dc pretty much ignores now #and isabel! jay/isabel was such a good ship too for showing the more civilian view of the red hood and who jason was as a civilian #jayrose is my personal fav solely because they're one of the few duos we've seen as good friends and i just love their interactions #and rose has that anti-hero (?) potential right. i think jayrose is a good ship for who jason would be as a vigilante outside gotham #ik i'm focusing on jason more than the love interests when i talk about why these ships are so interesting but rn that's just because i'm #trying to figure out why these ships are so ignored among jason fans in favour of ships like jayroy or jaykori or jaybabs or batc*st #because imo these have so much more potential than those ones :/ #i forgot to speak on jaytemis. i love jaytemis because i think jason deserves a woman that can yeet his 6 foot brick wall body with ease- #but more than that it really would have been a very fun idea to explore the amazonians' moralities and politics more #because jay and artemis were supposed to parallel bruce and diana. i just think there was again potential there for jason to break off from #the batfamily #yk? #limebug's original posts #jason todd #rose wilson #artemis of bana mighdall #isabel ardila #essence #sorry to any jayroy shippers that might see this even tho i didnt individually tag jayroy. i'm one of you i promise i'm a multishipper #if anyone wants to discuss this my dms and askbox are OPEN

[kitnita]

jason robertson postgame — DAL vs STL — 12.27.23

[we just talked about — the comebacks are great, but you don’t want to get down two-nothing.] yeah, I mean … a couple breakdowns. it’s hard — it’s hard, I mean, we’ve been doing it all year — all past couple of years, but it’s not gonna happen every game. [I think it’s six — five out of the last six games you guys have either had a situation where you’ve had to come back and you did. and so in five of them you did and this was the first one that you didn’t win, or at least get points.] yeah. I mean, like I said, it’s hard, hard to do. um … [laughs] it’s hard, it’s hard to score. but you know, you don’t wanna get in that situation. but I mean, it did feel like we played pretty well in the third period, yeah. [and then what’d you see on your goal?] yeah, I mean, I just — we got a big kill, very big kill, and just got on the ice and had some, um — you know, was kind of fresh, so. just trying to … get open, and roop found me, and then I was able to score. [do you feel momentum off that? I mean, I know you’re not a penalty killer, but do you feel momentum off the penalty kill?] yeah, absolutely. it’s a big moment in the game. um, a two minute five-on-three in the nhl is … I mean, it’s, you’re not looking good. but I mean, our pk has been — our five-on-three pk has been excellent this whole year, um … our pk has been excellent, you know, the wall made some saves. um, it’s unfortunate we couldn’t tie the game up.

#hockey #stars #dallas stars #jason robertson #sooooo many thoughts. #first of all the dumb faces he makes whilst trying his very hardest to be an active listener continue to compel me greatly #as does the way he can so ABRUPTLY flip the switch from laughing & goofing to having his serious face on. king of expressions #okay & also second of all #he did not have that cut in the video from his pregame media avail! #was i not watching the game actively enough alskdhfg. babe when did they cut your perfect face. #OH and lastly i'm obsessed w him calling wedge the wall. that is so dumb and perfect to meeeeee. jake is jakey & wedge is the wall #when will starsmin courtney doodle a little brick wall companion for the otter and robo doodlesonas. courtney i'm begging you. #z:edit

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

BFTC isn’t really a case of terrible characterization for Jason so much as it was a terrible case of victim blaming. Like yeah, some of the things Jason did were a bit extreme compared to his “better” appearances, but that’s nothing new and pretty much true of many stories that aren’t utrh or lost days. The bad parts are are also definitely exaggerated by fans.

The story isn’t centered on Jason. Of course every other character’s description of Jason would be knee-jerk dismissive and misunderstanding, since (again) the intention was to make Jason out to be the cartoony bad guy villain. But if you look past the layers of grime they added, the bare bones of his characterization are not entirely incorrect. It’s a biased story in which their intended criticisms of Jason’s morals often fell short, so to compensate they deliberately cranked up his motivations to be more extreme and unrealistic (but one which, nonetheless got Jason’s overall thoughts and goals relatively consistent with stories that portrayed him accurately).

Yes, him shooting Damian was out of character, but granted we’re all in agreement that it was a true case of “bad writing decision”, I don’t think it’s hard to look past. The only other bit people probably complain about (which felt iffy at worst) was him being “a bit enthusiastic” at times in trying to convince Dick to become another lethal Batman (you can just as easily say Jason wouldn’t have been personally invested enough to have acted in the way he did). I don’t care though because he was probably doing it for shits and giggles, and it was funny watching him push their buttons on his spare time while being excellent at his job. Same old ‘none of them deny that he’s effective, they just can’t get behind the killing’ conflict.

Looking past the fact that Jason still had a valid point, the “he’s the bad guy” plot falls apart for other obvious reasons, which happen in the 3rd issue. It’s kind of hard to focus on how much of a bitch Jason’s being when the other characters are written in an infinitely more problematic way (which ends up happening in most “hate Jason” stories). Not only did they heavily imply Jason is a victim of SA, but the way Dick/the batfamily treats Jason about this is … horrible. Arguing that this was a case of character assassination for Bruce and Dick would be more realistic than using this story to claim Jason is a Bad Person™.

Even though Bruce does have a bad track record with his perspective on victims of SA.

Hey. Maybe listen to the living person begging you to turn it off.

Geez. I wonder why he never felt safe enough to confide in Bruce or any of the rest of them. Implying that enduring what he did made him “broken beyond repair”, that he needs to be “fixed”, and saying verbatim, “you are my greatest failure”, not “I failed you greatly”. Then deciding on behalf of Jason that a bunch of people who weren’t involved in what happened to him should all know about this so they can decide what should be done. And everyone agrees with this garbage. Unbelievable.

Aka, any sort of healing he may have tried to accomplish was ruined by you lot. When exactly am I supposed to see that Jason was evil all along.

The story collapses in on itself in the third issue because where Dick is supposed to be at his prime within the arc, he just sort of rambles about how Jason was a shitty victim and then awkwardly shifts to talking about personal growth and coming to accept his own heroic destiny.

I do resent this, but not because “Jason sucks here”. Jason’s “bad portrayal” pales in comparison to the problematic mindsets given to the other characters (namely Dick) which were framed as good-natured intentions and “tough love”. As for people who describe this as “vilifying Jason to prop up Dick” … I don’t really know what to make of that.

#my post #the way they constantly go out of their way to praise Jason’s marksmanship and overall combat skills #and how everyone he killed died because he meant for them to #and Tim and Damian weren’t critically injured. he didn’t attack them with the intention to kill and it’s obvious #not only that it’s made clear they were both wearing heavy duty kevlar #and considering Jason’s an expert on this stuff himself he knew it wouldn’t really do long term damage. #he also knows how to attack people to do any specific kind of damage. if you claim that about Bruce smashing a dude’s skull #against a brick wall and not killing him then you can claim the same thing for Jason #but of course people will always dwell on inconsequential bullshit and try to make a grand point out of it if it’s about Jason #even as they point out that it was a dumb decision made by the writers #‘Jason was violent towards children' do you want me to never shut up again about who is consistently violent with his own children? #not only was this pretty tame compared to the things Bruce has done to Jason and the other batkids #in the majority of his appearances Jason has always been deeply sympathetic and caring towards kids #hence why people always point out how this is a shitty outlier

[echo-stimmingrose]

Leo: *Singsong and dance*

Leo: If you spelled Applesauce

Leo: With all As, you'd get

Leo: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

#leo: screams the pain of a traumatized war veteran who lost the love of his life to a brick #percy jackson and the olympians #heros of olympus #trials of apollo #pjo hoo toa #leo valdez #jason grace #valgrace

[undertheredhood]

i don't get why people seem to portray jason todd as a horny f-boy, because he's pretty much the exact opposite.

like i once saw someone say, even jason wouldn't date/want to be with who people portray him as.

#batman #jason todd #jason peter todd #jason todd wayne #jason peter todd wayne #jason wayne #jason peter wayne #red hood #robin ii #robin 02 #jason was never the angry robin #imo jason todd is a loser (said affectionately) when it comes to romantic relationships #jason todd is a romantic who gets his moves from jane austen novels #the only good romantic relationship he’s ever had was with his first girlfriend rena #which was before his death #i hate the majority of his romantic relationships that’s he’s been given #jason does indeed get bitches but he’s as dense as a brick wall so nothing ever happens

[d34thbr34th]

solangelo this, percabeth that, but what abt fierrochase man! without a doubt the best ship in riordanverse

#except maybe jason and the brick #no but fr #i love them sooooo much #i live for their dynamic #also #mcga was undoubtedly the most well written riordan series #sorry not sorry loz #that shit was just so fun to read #loved it #also descriptions made me sink to my knees #'his eyes were like two cresent moons on the horizon' #GAHHHH #mcga #magnus chase #alex fierro #riordanverse #heroes of olympus #rick riordan #percy jackon and the olympians #solangelo #pjo fandom #fierrochase

[sodamnbored]

Percy: We need to get in there if we’re gonna get their flag.

Frank, patting the heavy wooden door: Seems pretty sturdy to me.

Jason, rolling up his sleeves: Alright lads, this is where all that combat experience from quests comes in handy.

Percy, Frank, Leo, and Nico: *nodding curtly and picking Jason up like a battering ram, head pointed at the door*

#a door is nothing after all the bricks his head has withstood #smart boys but not when they’re on the same team #pjo fandom #pjo verse #pjo hoo #percy jackson #jason grace #frank zhang #nico di angelo #leo vladez #heroes of olympus #incorrect heroes of olympus #incorrect jercy quotes #incorrect jason grace #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect percy jackson #incorrect hoo quotes #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo stuff #pjo boys #argo ii boys #jercy #jercy bromance #chaotic dumbasses #disaster quintet #demidorks being cute #argo 2 crew #the seven plus nico #demidorks

[pancakes-talks]

Glue trap buddies

Extra Frazel doodles

#nico accepting his fate in the glue trap #brick knocked jason out and sent him tumbling into the glue trap #shit post #glue trap #nico di angelo #nico di angelo fanart #jason grace #jason grace fanart #frazel #frank zhang #hazel levesque #doodles #sketchbook drawing

[mamawasatesttube]

thinking about him again... (robin kon...)

#rimi talks #i am not starting another wip. i am not starting another wip. new wips before finishing old ones are the mind killer #BUT.............................................. #the problem is so many THOUGHTS and also my bad arm is killing me so bad typing hurts i will cry this is evil #i will type anyway bc i have to yell. #the bruce and kon of it all. kon breaking up with tana bc even in death tim is a good influence on him. #and then he makes bruce watch wendy with him bc he and tim used to do that and he breaks down and bruce panics and just swaddles him in cap #but ALSO... robin kon meeting oyl tim... #BUT ALSO ALSO the fucking comedy of jason trying to attack him but not knowing he is secretly kryptonian. this is so fucking funny #hes built like a brick shithouse and kon is still a gangly teenager but kon just tucks him under his arm like a suitcase like B GUESS WHAT #B I THINK I CAN BRING TIM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!! #<- the only thing he takes away from jason not being dead. he literally does not care otherwise #jason is hissing and spitting like a furious wet cat and kons just like HOW DID YOU DO IT. I WANT TIM BACK #but again. also. robin kon meeting oyl tim. and then both of them having to say goodbye again. the fucking tragedy of it all #okay for real ow i need to stop and take a break but HNGHGN

[mybrainisoveractive]

Ahem ahem I present to you, not in any order, some words/phrases/ideas I associate with these fandoms (including things from fanfics & memes):

Percy Jackson- baby seal eyes

- Percy 'imma just insult the Gods' Jackson

- literally any demigod memes or/and water related memes (tho technically can be used for H2O)

Naruto- Sasugay

- that one drawing of Sasuke sitting with his fingers interlocked and just staring

-the bad timing pause effect on Sasuke (distorted body in an 'S' shape and arms in an inverted 'C' shape) with the caption 'I can see you! ' in a black box with the caption: S A S U K E he can see you'

White Collar - Neal NO!

- Mozzie making ridiculous theories

- crossover with Batman/DCU

Danny Phantom- little ghosty

- little baby man (LBM)

- literally anything green and/or glowy

- vivisection (AO3 tag)

- crossover with DCU/JLA/Batman

Merlin BBC (TV Show) - Arthur 'I must be lucky! ' Merlin 'hell no, that was me'

- clotpole (actually spelled 'clotpoll' outdated slang term for idiot/dolt)

- 'your Royal Pratness'

- Gay but Not Gay aka very very Close Platonic friends

- crossovers with Harry Potter (AO3)

Lout of the Count's Family (LCF) / Trash of the Count's Family (TCF) - Cale 'i want slacker life' , never really actually had the opportunity to Slack, half of which is his own fault

- Cale 'lemme just stab myself with a stick through my heart'

- ✨Misunderstandings✨

- 'cough cough.. oh shit there's blood'

The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System (SVSSS) - Shen 'I need to hug the thighs of the protagonist' Yuan

-Bingpup

- 'I can't be OOC!' That is Still OOC anyway

Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint - Self-insert Fanfic

- Kim 'im gonna sacrifice myself' Dokja/Kim 'im Yoo Joonghyuk' Dokja

- squid

- dumpling

- Sunfish

- regression

- existential crisis

- space time continuum

Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK) - death, death and dead

- Gojo aka the one with expensive eyes (and everyone simps for it)

Demon Slayer - Muzan 'he dies, she dies, everyone di- oh shit' Kibutsuji

Attack On Titans (AOT) - Eren 'im gonna kill all titans as revenge! But also..Like you know.. (✨becomes a titan✨)' Yeager

- Levi aka (also) the one everyone simps for (who is also a germophobe)

Case Closed (CC)/Detective Conan (DC) - teen ➡️ child

- teenchild blends in but still comes across murders and help solves it

- Teenchild also goes to teen-pretending-to-be-adult (dead dad)'s heist.

-Teenchild has crush on teen who is taking care of teenchild

- Teenchild is canonically called shinigami

Untitled Goose Game - a normal everyday murderous Goose

- 🪿 🔪

Batman- Furry Combat Brigade

- too many goddamn universes to keep up

- Bat 'i work alone' man/ Bat 'adoption problem' man

- alive ➡️ dead ➡️ alive

- Tim's lost spleen/ Tim Drake's Missing Spleen tag on AO3

Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) - war, war some more war

- Ironman vs captain America thingy

- wrinkled grape with stones

-Some time travel thing

-ironman with stones

Harry Potter - 'you are a wizard, Harry! ' 'you are a hairy wizard! "

- annual murder attempts

- 'did ya put ya name in da goblet of fire?!!?! ' Dumbledore asked calmly

My Hero Academia (MHA)/Boku no Hīrō Akademia (BNHA) - we do not talk about the ships, there are no ships sailing anywhere, not today, not in my mind, especially not the weird ones, please

- weird powers

-how did some students get in class 1-a?

-some people simping for Aizawa (his neck? I think)

- midnight's death 😔

- Aizawa's leg

- Hawk's... Everything(sad boi)

二哈和他的白貓師尊/The Husky and His White Cat Shizun/Erha (2ha)- sad backstory

- similar to SVSSS but sadder (probably cause of the different povs)

- love triangle (I think?)

Alex Rider - child spy

- Bombs✨

-quite a lot of dead people for a teen book

-child assassin

-pickpocket

Special mention(s):

-Hellblazer #247 (John Constantine)

-badly explaining all of omniscient reader in 6 minutes (YouTube vid by ferd) (if you want to know about orv without being spoiled but confused)

- So This is Basically My Hero Academia (YouTube vid by JelloApocalypse)

#i want to drop a brick on Ra's foot #also #to the person who dmed(?is that the term used in Tumblr?) me #what do i put in a bio? #also i can't decide on the background #you can help if u want tho #john Constantine snorted Santa's ashes and once dated King Shark #he is WILD #wait does that make him a monsterf*cker then? #do my parents know about AO3? hell no. do i want them to? hell no. #jason todd's death vote #i sorta want someone to just *yeet* or *yoink* AFO's breathing mask #i'm not picky #we do not mention about the weird ships #i want to give Hawks a hug #batman 'i work alone' not counting his childrens #i want a snuk #snake + duck #aizawa's cut leg #wait do i have to tag all the fandoms written??? #...nah #should i post it? #yeah ill just do that and regret it tomorrow morning

[cleromancy]

god. saw someone say that bruce is 100% in the right vs jason bc No One Should Ever Kill. you mean the bruce that slit jasons throat and left him in a building wired to explode? that bruce?

#just absolute shit tier takes #also bruce works with confirmed killers like wonder woman and uh fucking Superman #but theyre at least honest about ir #it* #also one time he fucking bricked kgbeast in a flooding vault a la a cask of amontillado #another time he left kgbeast (again) in the middle of a frozen wasteland in a blizzard #but it doesnt count if you have plausible deniability right bruce ('s writers) #and this was allegedly a jason stan?? #im not saying you have to agree with his moral code (esp bc jason tosses it out the window any time he gets upset enough) #but im definitely judging you if you agree with bruce's 100% #(bc bruce is also a massive hypocrite who selectively enforces his moral code except on a much larger scale) #they were also like 'well actually'ing about it #like 'the tragedy of bruce and jason isnt that they both make good points. jason didnt. no one should ever kill. the tragedy is actually #that he died' #you are so boring. you are a boring person who chose the most boring way to interpret that stoey #you are fanon tim drake when written by people who don't get tim drake

[allgremlinart]

the gotham knights video game's comic thats coming out on oct 25 has a batman that looks like a twunk. insane

>:3c see im very excited for this game SOLEY on the basis that I'm a pretty Bruce Wayne (derogatory) and ugly Jason Todd (affectionate) truther...

#'Jason looks like his face was smashed in by a brick wall' yes. as he should. #he's Irish jersey trash of course he's ugly wake UP sheeple... #allgremlinasks #anon tag #but yeah rip pretty boy Bruce cus I think he's dead in this game </3