Jeff Monroe by Bruce Weber 1994
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the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD
The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])
The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)
That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)
The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)
The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)
Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)
And now to interrupt our segment - DAN AND DONNA WITH THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS
That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)
The “smoke club” gesture
That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)
Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)
Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on
Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do
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"Sweetly ralphed when he saw it" is an absolutely wild thing to say in the first five minutes of NPMD. It implies that Richie Lipschitz's remains were so grotesque that it made the adulterous grandma-murdering kidnapper police sergeant Sam Sweetly vomit.
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I don't think there's enough appreciation for Man in a Hurry's Workin' Boys cameo. Like, if we count each season of Nightmare Time as a singular project, thanks to the Hatchet Town cameos Barry fucking Swift is now the ONLY character to appear in every single Hatchetfield installment. And then he spends part of his time in Workin' Boys making this face:
like, lmao Jeff.
(Bonus Linda laughing at the murders under cut because her face made me laugh in turn)
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i know we all love the “I’m not a loser”/“Cool As I Think I Am” leitmotif but the one that kills me even more is the “The Summoning” one. was just listening to “Wiggle” and it’s in there a few times and i just. i go crazy every time i hear it. like. jeff blim you bastard.
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Ok so since I'm stranded in a Publix parking lot, what's your favorite AU you've made?
(dude what happened?? why are u stranded in a parking lot????)
so my fav as of now would be all of my tangled aus, but the best one would be the gwiles tangled au, with the Mariano O’Hara au coming up in a close second.
That reminds me, I have a new au I wanna share that’s becoming an obsession of mine.
atsv coraline au
basically miles is coraline here, but instead of moving to a new house, they have this summer home in the country that they go to during summer break when they want to have a ✨fun family vacation✨ or whatever. This is new for them so this is also the first summer break they’ve been there, so this is Miles’s first time meeting the neighbors (some creepy old guy named Peter B. Parker who claims to have an amazing mouse circus, and two old ladies who used the be “theatrical sensations in the 20th century” named Xina and Tempest), Ganke, the kinda socially awkward but tech savvy kid next door, and most importantly the curious small door within the house itself.
the rest of the story plays out the same lolol
@ace-and-sleepdeprived @adorefavv @chessbox @darksidescorner @hoe-bie @i-put-the-wit-in-dimwit @skullghoulz @sp1derw1re @spiderkittens @thecrowandtherose @the-cat-and-the-birdie @l0starl @zainnbug
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the four cameos bring the four nightmare time 2 episodes into nerdy prudes must die
gerald for honey queen
ziggs for perky’s buds (pete, steph, and grace are obvs abstinence camp)
barry swift for daddy/killer track (where we learned his name)
and charlie for yellow jacket
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