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cryingatships · 1 year

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Hello college study reference, you're telling me (or implying but same difference) that Karl Marx was a SUGAR BABY?

#what the heck #why am I only learning this now #also where can I find a person who'll fund my living and also write for/with me?#tbh marx should have written about how to get sugar daddies too #would be a best seller #karl marx #college

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heartsopenminds · 2 years

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preshow hangout q+a! london 28 sept

I was at the show again tonight (I got to go on friday too!) and it was sooo good! I also got to go to the pre show hangout, so here’s some highlights from the q+a - putting under the cut as it’s v long and maybe a little spoilerish so....

- dan had lots of people he knows coming to the show tonight and was trying not to think about how how much ‘adult content’ there is and how they might react

- he had to remove some grandma jokes from the cardiff show because of the queen's funeral

- what disney prince would he bang? Immediate answer was the beast, then he clarified he meant in human form, then switched to aladdin

- people have mocked him for the fact that all he has in his rider is red bull, water and a banana (he reassured us this was not for sexual purposes)

- his feet smell like soap, but apparently americans have told him that's weird because everyone uses shower gel these days and soap is for medievel peasants

- he used to know how to do the dance to lucifer by shinee, and they're his number one all time group

- he thanked the person who wrote 'piss' on their piece of paper for bringing that over from instagram q+a’s

- the box where people post questions which is labelled ‘dan’s hole’ is now being referred to as ‘dan's slit’ because it’s a slot not a round hole

- the crew named the box dan's hole without consulting him and he's worried about getting it through customs to america

- the vip bags are meant to be an end of the world survival kit and you can use the bracelet as a weapon to fire at people's eyes and blind them

- there's lots of journalists coming to review the show tonight and Dan is worried they are all going to be bald white old heterosexual men and will think he’s just a woke child, but apparently if he wears nail varnish they'll suddenly realise he's gay and then whatever he says will be fine

- he said several times that we all have to make sure we cheer and look like we're enjoying the show so that the journalists will give him a good review

- his least favourite one direction solo music is liam payne’s

- the same person who asked that also asked for 'thoughts on’ daddy marx aka karl' and dan’s response was icon, legend, slay

- if phil were turned into a houseplant, dan wouldn't water him as he wouldn't deserve it because of how many plants he's killed

- dan thinks phil will live in filth for two months while he tours america and then do a panic clean 2 days before he gets back

- the person who asked them for a threesome was.....your mum

- corgi might win over shibe in the 'get a dog' discussion because shibes are apparently not very emotionally available

- someone said get one of each and Dan said he doesn't want to come home from tour and find two dog skeletons, so maybe that's a 2023 thing (!!)

- he emotionally vibes with the idea of becoming a cottagecore cat lady with 9 black cats

- his dream place to do a show would be in his house so he doesn't have to get dressed, so probably a livestream of him sleeping

- if he had to be a biscuit he'd be a hobnob - messy, large, circular and full of too much sugar

- fuck marry kill with mariokart characters - he'd marry then fuck then kill luigi

- he’s clueless about wine and never knows what to say when people ask him what his favourite red wine is

- phil only likes alcohol that tastes like ribena, and likes a nice gay rosé

- fave alcoholic drink - he said he's a gin girl because gin makes you cry and he's crying all the time on the inside so he's drawn to it on an emotional level

- someone asked how it felt to have turned an entire generation queer, and he laughed and apologised

- 'would you rather turn into sonic, godzilla or megamind every time you’re aroused?' dan’s response was sonic because whatever you're going to do, you can do it fast ‘time is money - spin on that, bitch!’

- he stopped posting the preshow selfies on his main account because phil said people were seeing it and not realising it was the preshow, so it made it look like only about 50 people were turning up to the show each night

#daniel howell #wad spoilers #wad tour #dnp #dan and phil

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forgottendolly · 9 months

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Since we finally have a (mostly) clear audio recording of a full Play To Win (replacement What The World Needs) from 2015, here are the lyrics! Corrections and help with the missing gaps welcome!

Daddy says:

“Oh daughter dear, you fill filled my heart with pride. Your words so pure, you’re (rather?) strong, The truth was by your side.”

Oh daddy dear,

They’ve cleaned my clock,

A zillion points, to none.

May I use the phone?

“Oh, pumpkin, you need to speak to one of your friends?”

No, im calling mom!

So I called mom and I told her the whole story!

“You did what?”

I spoke from my heart about the facts,

“incentive, if you do well at this debate, You can come live with me (me, me, me…)”

(Plot point!)

“Get the pen!”

And she told me something that goes a little something like,

It goes a little something like… this!

The art to win an argument,

Ain’t change much over time.

You read and rule your conflict first,

And then you change their mind.

If the judge looks like a hippie?

Your foe’s a right-wing nut!

If the judge seems like a holy hostile penecostal?

Then your foes a godless hedonistic slut!

???

Demonize your opponents,

with personal attacks.

Quote some fake authorities,

and unrelated facts!

Create a false dilema like ‘you’re with us or you ain’t!’

Ask the class a loaded question!

‘How can you say that Adolf Hitler was a saint?’

Oh, the tale of human history is ??? (Warranted ???)

(It works on a mob every time!)

This candy coated recipe,

A black and white morality.

(That’s how we like our slime! Mhh Mhh!)

The next day, at the school debate,

My moms advice applied.

We were like marine corps Stealing cookies from girl guides

The judge gave us a standing o’

“One kid broke down and cried.”

“And the winner of Uranium city debate, Miss”Rosenburg!

And that other girl!”

Yeah we won by a freakin landslide!

Look, I even got a trophy

“We got a trophy?”

Yeah, don’t touch it, you’ll break it.

“Sorry.”

In this world there’s just one sin,

Don’t play the game unless you play to win!

(You play to win!)

Why does my opposition feel the need to defend pedophiles?

(You play to win!)

And the winner is only, Miss Rosenberg!

(You play to win!)

I’m very upset, my brother just died!

“You don’t have a brother-“

Shut up!

(You play to win!)

(And we heard it here first folks ???)

Don’t tell me there’s a better use of your ambition,

Then to wipe the floor with all your competition!

Mommy dearest said there’s only one real mission!

Play to win!

Dad was there and so was mom,

for the national debate.

But where were my opponents?

They were half an hour late!

And then this kid rolls in with a wheelchair,

And begs us to forgive!

“He needed an emergency blood transfusion,

Turns out he only had three weeks left to live!”

“Debate topic:

‘Are human beings ultimately good?’”

(You play to win!)

Are you kidding me? He’s in a wheelchair.

(You play to win!)

“How are you gonna beat this guy, Ocean?”

Shut up, Constance.

“Okay.”

(You play to win!)

What would Glenn Beck do?

(You play to win!)

Aw, and he’s blind too?

“And the opposition calls, miss Rosenberg!”

My heart began to flutter,

Tears welled in my eyes,

When I looked onto my father,

As he hung his head, and sighed.

And then I saw an Angel,

In blinding lights and sparks

With a hammer and a sickle.

It was a winged Karl Marx.

And he said:

‘Child, heaven is awesome!

And everything is free,

I’ve been palling round with Jesus.

Turns out, he’s a communist.

Just like me.’

And we got something to tell you!

(Tell us Comrade!)

And we got something to say to you!

(Say it Comrade!)

Do you wanna hear it?

(Yes!)

Let me feel that Spirit!

(Yeah!)

Can I hear it two times?

(Yeah! Yeah!)

Heh.

Let’s do this!

When you wrestle with poop

(Win or lose!)

Oh, listen to me child!

(Singing blues!)

It’s gonna get on your shoe

It’s gonna be defiled!

(Gon’ be defiled!)

When the game is over!

You’re knocking on heaven’s door!

It’s only your soul, and your soul alone, that’s keeping score

You wanna kick out the crutches from a 😕?

Push an old lady down the stairs!

Steal a piece of candy from a crying little baby?

As long as you’re winning, who cares?

Take out a kid in a wheelchair,

That’s the road to perdition.

Soon you’re gonna wind up a backstabbing,

ass grabbing,

Rubberneck politician.

When you wrestle with poop

(Win or lose!)

Oh listen to me, child!

(Singing blues!)

It’s gonna get on your shoe

(Win or lose)

It’s gonna be defiled!

(Gon’ be defiled!)

And when the game is over,

You’re knocking on Heavens door,

It’s only your soul, and your soul alone, that’s keeping score.

I said it’s only your soul alone,

That’s keeping score!

Oh yeah!

(Win or lose!)

Oh listen to me, Child!

(Singing blues!)

It’s gonna get on your shoe

(Win or lose)

It’s gonna be defiled!

(Gon’ be defiled!)

And when the game is over,

You’re knocking on Heavens door,

It’s your soul, your soul alone, that’s keeping score.

When you wrestle with poop

(Win or lose!)

Oh listen to me, child!

(Singing blues!)

It’s gonna get on your shoe

(Win or lose!)

It’s gonna be defiled!

(Gon’ be defiled!)

And when the game is over,

You’re knocking on Heavens door,

It’s your soul, your soul alone, that’s keeping score.

Who’s keeping score?

(Who’s keeping score?)

Who’s keeping score?

(Who’s keeping score?)

Who’s keeping score?

(Who’s keeping score?)

Who’s keeping score?

(Who’s keeping score?)

Who’s keeping score?

(Who’s keeping score?)

It’s only your soul, your soul alone, that’s keeping score!

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neongreenllama · 5 months

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okay here are some random german antifa wolfstar thoughts for u:

remus grew up working class, he was in SJ (sozialistische jugend... is that a thing in germany too? either way, i think the name is pretty self-explanatory), they had a karl marx reading group there and he actually enjoyed reading marx.

he hates pretentious academic leftists who have read karl marx and get their university degree financed by their parents who are upper middle class, you know the kind that study philosophy or sociology and will spend hours debating you on gramsci, lenin or bakunin but have never once tipped a taxi driver or greeted the person cleaning the hallway of their university building. remus hates them with a fiery passion.

he knows all the lyrics to die internationale and whenever he hears bella ciao he forgets everything else and needs to dance & sing along, it doesnt look good bc his limbs are so long and dangly and uncoordinated but there is a strange kind of beauty in him dancing so completely uninhibitedly (idk if thats a word, youre getting direct brain to keyboard word vomit here sorrynotsorry!).

so that's remus.

now sirius?

sirius grew up rich rich. like, his family doesn't just own the appartment in whatever is the most expensive district of berlin he grew up in, they own the whole fucking building and they have a villa on sylt. sirius and regulus have spent most of their summers there. idk anything about sylt except that's where rich people go on holiday in germany and that it would actually be beautiful if the rich people weren't there.

anyways so sirius grew up with conservative ideas all around him and had to educate himself on everything left wing in secret. obviously james had a big influence, he introduced sirius to lots of new ideas and encouraged sirius's curiosity about social justice and left-winged politics.

sirius has also read karl marx, in his 2nd semester at university, in a pretentious student reading group with other pretentious students. sirius is a radical antifacist, and he fights with so much passion it sometimes consumes him. he has had to unlearn all the things he was told by his family and the people they surrounded him with, and he fights with every fiber not to be like them.

sometimes, especially in the beginning, he still slips up. he makes mistakes, forgets that the way he was brought up is not the norm for everyone. sometimes he even tries to hide how he grew up, especially because he doesn't have any access to his parents money anymore, but then he also realises he shouldn't hide the privileges their money let him have access to in regards to education etc. when he was younger. it's something he spends a lot of time thinking about, and having working class friends, and friends from different backgrounds, and friends who are immigrants is so eye-opening to him, it's like this whole new world has opened up once he entered university. he's doing his best, he's still learning, and sometimes he messes up and assumes everyone has done a spontaneous trip to a different continent to visit a friend or spent 200€ on a night out because they were too drunk.

so when remus and sirius meet for the first time in their early 20s? sirius is immediately so intrigued by remus and falls in love with him quickly, remus thinks sirius is incredibly hot but he also hates him with a fiery passion at first because who is this rich guy who most likely lives off daddy's money and probably just goes to protests to post pictures on his instagram when real antifascists know you never take photos at a protest.

It took me forever but I am finally answering to this!

I have not heard of sozialistische Jugend before but Remus reading Marx and actually really enjoying it is perfection! Mark is probably completely unironically his hero for a little while there. And he walks down the corridors of his uni, all judgy and quietly loathing everyone who doesn't understand Marx like he does.

Remus doing a terrible and awkward dance to bella ciao every time he hears it??? I didn't know I needed this but I do!!!!! (everyone is just like 'who tf is this guy? ' but sirius sees it once and is immediately completely gone -> starts listening to Cordula Grün on repeat)

Sirius' family owning a villa on Sylt is canon! I have never been there either but I agree with your assessment.

And yes, Sirius is such a little radical!!!! He still makes misguided mistakes in the beginning but he definitely knows what he stands for and believes in!!!

Him slipping up and trying to hide how rich he grew up bc he's ashamed ??? 🥺🥺🥺 that's so important to me now actually

Remus judging and hating him when they first meet! Yessss!!! He's like *scoff* who is this guy acting like an antifascists bc it's 'cool'? He thinks he's one of those exact people he loathes at uni! But Sirius is immediately gone for him and after a while Remus has to admit that he is too

And then they can hold hands at protests how romantic jdajkhag <3

Thank you so much again for sending this to me I love it so much!!!! <333

It's not exactly a coherent answer but I couldn't hide this in my inbox from the public any longer, even if no one else cares about this

#cat tag #asks #antifa marauders agenda

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cleopatre31 · 2 years

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Astro observations pt1

Please don't copy or plagiarize my work without my permission.

Birth chart readings just opened, if you wanna contact, you can send me a message.

-I noticed that a lot of people who was born during saturn return of their dad tend to have good relationships with their dad whereas people born after saturnian return have usually a strained relationship with their father. -Also, those who was born before their dad's saturn return have whether emotionnaly unavailable or physical unavailable father. Contrary to popular opinion, i think pluto in 4th house don't represent "family issues" but may represent intergenerational trauma because pluto represent trauma in astrology and the trauma is related to the house where pluto is. Ex: in 3rd house, a child who was bullied in primary school or by his hisblings or his neighbors. In 8th house, there can be traumas about the death, taboos like drugs, incest or r*pe. Capricorn placements can actually behave obsessively and i noticed that a lot of them have obp (especially capricorn moon) you guys need to see a therapist. I can swear that Annalise Keating from HTGAWM has a lot of capricorn and aquarius placements, she is ruled for sure by saturn daddy, she seems to be a perfect mix of saturnian and uranian energy but she's a leo rising ofc. Can we talk about how iconic are leo risings!? Like they have Marilyn Monroe, Johhny Depp, Selena Gomez, Alexa Demie, Blake Lively, Al Pacino, Merly Streep, Kate Middleton and Frida Kahlo!!! I can die for them, i can kill for them lmaooo. I have my venus in gemini in 9th house and i think actually i have the best tastes in music, series and films. I'm this girl who choose the film to watch in the evening and i recommend the best songs unknown to my family and friends. I love my gemini venus in 9th sm <3. Aquarius placements/ uranus in 1st house are real rebellious people. You guys are able to fight for stuff that even don't concern you lmaooo. You were probably that guy/girl who was arguing with mean and cool popular people to stop bullying unpopular students, that is so cute <3. Example: Karl Marx is an aquarius rising, he has his uranus in 10th house too, Che Guevara has his uranus in 1st house. Bonus: Lénine has his moon in aquarius. Pisces+libra placements= Barbie doll vibes/ Aries+scorpion placements=Bratz girl vibes/ Cancer+virgo placements=Fairy vibes/ Leo+taurus placements=Femme fatale vibes/ Capricorn+aquarius placements=dominant woman vibes/ Gemini+sagittarius placements= manizer vibes. I am pretty sure that Sarah Lynn from Bojack Horseman show is a sagittarius sun and a scorpio moon, she is the best example of this combo. Unpopular opinion: Sagittarius placements are often more clever than gemini placements. A lot of people think that gemini mercuries are the cleverest bc they are ruled by mercury but that's wrong lmaooo. Sagitarrius mercuries have actually better skills of communication and writting quite simple because sagittarius is ruled by jupiter who represent knowledge,wisdom and intellectual skills.

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antlerdeer · 1 year

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adam smith (crusty capitalist guy) vs karl marx🥵🥵🥵 (daddy‼️)

#polls #adam smith #karl marx #communism #capitalism

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vibestillax · 7 months

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Turn up pissed up, a pariah

Uninvited to his all-dayer

His new girlfriend works the door there

He does not intend to pay her

Pictured reading Karl Marx beside his

Parents' pool, facing ridicule he bleated:

"That doesn't make me rich, no way

It's only outdoor and it isn't heated"

Renato Dall'Ara

Living off 2008

Renato Dall'Ara

Once up then back down again

All I want tonight is a friend and a fight

Say it to my face if it satiates your appetite

All I want tonight is a friend and a fight

Say it to my face if it satiates your appetite

Daddy came out of retirement

He took a hobby as a PCSO

Let me level this as an indictment

Only a part-time grass, but a full-time asshole

They would play my requests at the guestlist's behest

Any disco all across town

But things change, now Stella's a lager

And boy she is always downed

14 hands

Upon the paddle

Seven asses

Sitting side saddle

Renato Dall'Ara

Living off 2008

Renato Dall'Ara

Once up then back down again

All I want tonight is a friend and a fight (2.0.0.AND...)

Say it to my face if it satiates your appetite (E.I.G.H.T.)

All I want tonight is a friend and a fight (2.0.0.AND...)

Say it to my face if it satiates your appetite (E.I.G.H.T.)

#Spotify #los campesinos!

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forgive-me-father-for-i-am-fin · 1 year

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A Incomplete List of People Who Would Die in a Sharknado

Karl Marx - he spent the majority of his life drinking, writing based books, and freeloading off of his wife and boyfriend Friedrich Engles

Donald Trump - pretty obvious but he’d be the first to die

John Denver - died in a plane crash so he obviously wouldn’t be able to survive what happened in Sharknado 2: The Second One.

Joe Rogan - He would challenge the sharks into a boxing match and that would work until the sharks started biting his arm.

All the Beatles - they are not prepared for a Sharknado. John would write a song asking for Sharknado peace and be killed shortly after. Ringo would get his nose bitten off. Paul would charmingly ramble at the sharks. George would be the last to die.

Both Presidents Bushes - they just don’t have the warrior personality one needs to survive a Sharknado.

Pope Benedict XVI - If a Sharknado hits we all need to accept that he will not survive. This is not surprising since he did not serve for life as a Pope.

Sigmund Freud - he would not know what to do in the event of a Sharknado. He spent his entire life analyzing people for daddy/mommy issues he would die almost instantly.

John F. Kennedy - this is unfortunate but not surprising.

Friedrich Neitzche - he doesn’t have God on his side.

William Shatner - he gets offended by the word cisgender so I doubt he could survive a Sharknado. He spends all his time on twitter so he wouldn’t even begin to prepare for the Sharknado.

Elon Musk - His ego would get in the way of any actual survival techniques. He would probably try to buy the Sharknado and that would kill him.

Thomas Jefferson - he doesn’t have the skills to fight a shark flying at 90 MPH at his face.

William Howard Taft - this is not about the bathtub or his weight. He just doesn’t have a warrior personality.

You can send me names of people or characters and I can better complete this and the other list

#joe rogan #donald trump #Karl Marx #the beatles #Beatles #sharknado #John Denver #pope benedict xvi

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sasster · 1 year

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friedrich engels was karl marx's sugar daddy send tweet

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ethereal-pipe-dream · 2 years

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hello and welcome to the foxes as quotes from my friends, part 4!! the special!!

this addition is unique as it’s in fact AFTG adults as things said by my sociology, psychology and law teachers!! enjoy!!

TW: brief mentions of gun violence, murder, and intrusive thoughts.

“it would be nice to have a breakdown every once in a while”- abby

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“this is flipping dipping bullshit”- bee

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“i wouldn’t kill my kids because they’ve got half my DNA”- wymack

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“i love you guys but i hate the concept of work”- abby

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“how did i even get here? i tried to fail the interview”- wymack

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“if i was starving to death and someone offered me a mince pie i would say let me die”- wymack

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“vegetarian? i’m a flexitarian”- bee

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“was that a gunshot?

*pretends to hold gun*

i’ll get the door”- wymack

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“there are children running and screaming outside”

*shrugs*- bee

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“might as well call me a tory if you think i shop in M&S”- abby

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“do you hate me? i feel like you hate me”- abby

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“sometimes when i’m driving home i daydream about like if the car flipped over right now which side would it land on”- bee

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“i used to experiment on the kids until my wife asked me to stop”- wymack (abby is wife🥰)

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“if daddy wore a dress would he still be a man?”- abby

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“be in no doubt, neil, i will make everyone turn on her”- bee

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“that’s it, give me your bank details, no more pop tarts for you”- abby

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“andrew, i feel like you might kill me in my sleep and that isn’t too pleasant for me”- wymack

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“yes, i am a swiftie”- abby

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“freud was onto something? yeah, cocaine”- bee

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“karl marx is a gorgeous beast”- bee

#aftg #all for the game #aftg fandom #all for the gay #the foxes #andrew minyard #neil josten #kevin day #aftg headcanon #aaron minyard #nicky hemmick #allison reynolds #renee walker #dan wilds #matt boyd

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heartsopenminds · 1 year

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I posted 2,448 times in 2022

51 posts created (2%)

2,397 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@mrandmrlesterhowell

@deadandphilgames

@heartstopperdnp

@combeauferre

@silentdescant

I tagged 279 of my posts in 2022

#dnp - 43 posts

#ofmd - 36 posts

#heartstopper - 30 posts

#daniel howell - 15 posts

#phanfic - 15 posts

#heartstopper spoilers - 14 posts

#fic rec - 11 posts

#phanart - 6 posts

#phil lester - 4 posts

#gorgeous! - 3 posts

Longest Tag: 136 characters

#misread the artist name as penny lancaster and was like supporting artists is great but i dont think rod stewarts wife waa short of cash

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

youtube recommending ninety minutes of dan telling us about how shitty youtube can be, we love to see it

66 notes - Posted May 5, 2022

#4

words don’t come so easily

pairing: Dan Howell/Phil Lester

rating: general

tags: alternate universe, first meeting, artist phil lester

word count: 8019

summary: When Dan agrees to be a celebrity guest on a reality show for artists, his only aim is to raise his profile a little and appease his agent.

That is, until he meets the artists who'll be painting his portrait, and one in particular catches his eye...

for @hiwatari, sorry it’s been so delayed ❤️

~~~

thanks so much to @sainthelmine for this gorgeous art of dan viewing phil’s self portrait, it’s exactly what I’d imagined!

71 notes - Posted January 9, 2022

#3

So we've had OFMD, Heartstopper and now Dan's back....2022 is officially the year of the queer, baby

160 notes - Posted May 5, 2022

#2