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dipperscavern · 15 days

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secondincommand!reader getting hurt shielding robb during battle.. rubbing my hands & feet together like a fly on the wall

word count: 1.4k.. how to say oopsie in 14 different languages

robb stark x f!secondincommand!reader

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war was unpredictable. anything could happen, nothing was guaranteed — except one thing. war was bloody.

he hated every time you fought with him. robb knew why you did, of course. how can you command men you won’t even fight for? why should they listen to someone who’s afraid to get their hands dirty?

you weren’t budging, & even though you knew they’d still follow you if you didn’t fight, robb didn’t, and it worked in your favor anyways. robb could barely focus when fighting, knowing you were out there, but he was the king. he had to stand strong & lead by example, so he did. & things went well enough.

until they didn’t.

robb always led the vanguard, constantly put wherever the fighting was thickest. you were usually commanding the archers, being better with a bow than you were with a sword. though skilled with both, you didn’t mind being with the archers, & theon sometimes joined you. he’d either fight beside robb or help out with the archers, and you didn’t mind the help.

the battle had gone as smoothly as battle could go so far, until you broke from the archers & took an arrow for robb.

luckily, the archer wasn’t a great shot, the arrow lodging in your upper thigh. but to robb, it didn’t matter where it settled — you were hurt.

the man who shot you was quickly cut down, & robb caught you from falling. his head swam, vision going fuzzy from the thought of you being hurt. he would’ve paused the whole goddamn war right then and there, if theon didnt wrap your arm around his shoulder and promise to get you to the medic tent.

he wanted to keep you with him, take you there himself, but theon argued-

“there’s still fighting to be done!”

& robb knew he was right. with a silent prayer to the old gods, he mounted once more, ignoring the pain in his chest as he drew his sword.

✼　 ҉ 　✼　 ҉ 　✼

robb’s head was swimming, filled with thoughts of only you. as soon as the fighting was done, he set off to find you. nothing could stop him, & anyone who was in his way knew to get the fuck out of it. he spotted theon escorting you back to you & his shared tent, one of your arms slinked around his shoulders. you had a bandage wrapped around your upper thigh, spots of blood showing through the fabric as you hobbled as best you could.

he ran over, entering the tent just as theon was gently setting you down on one of the chairs inside.

“thanks, theon-“

“what in seven hells was that? hm?”

you & theon’s heads turned to look at him, both of you caught by surprise at his tone. you swallowed, looking at theon — a silent plea to leave before robb’s anger turned to him. he looked at you both, before turning & walking out.

“that was me-“

“almost getting killed?”

“protecting my king.”

robb just blinks, looking at you for a second. he can’t understand how you aren’t as utterly distraught as he felt in that moment, catching you in his arms as you fell.

“y’can’t just do that! just- take arrows whenever you feel like it!”

this is the first time robb has yelled at you. ever. you know he doesn’t mean it — or at least, that’s what you’re telling yourself, to keep the tears at bay.

“i would do it again.”

robb huffs out a laugh, turning around and looking at the floor, before looking at you once more.

“this is war, okay? i don’t have time to watch you while ‘m puttin’ a sword through a man’s belly!”

“then don’t?!”

“looks like i have to!” he says, motioning to the bandage on your thigh.

you sigh, “this is war, robb. people get hurt.”

he only shakes his head.

“gods- i shouldn’t have to watch over you like a child. y’should be better than that..” he says, turning & leaving you alone in the tent.

and for once, you’re glad robb leaves. the tears rolling down your cheeks wouldve embarrassed you if he saw.

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you weren’t mad at him. by rights, you should be, & if you were, you knew nobody would blame you — but you weren’t.

you had prided yourself on being the person to fix everything. you were always the solution, not the problem. you hated the shame you felt, and even though you’d take the arrow for robb a hundred times more, you hated when he was mad at you.

still, you knew robb would come to you when he was ready. he rarely let his emotions get the best of him, & you knew how much stress he was under. you sat at the table, maps & books spread out in front of you. you were upset, and burying yourself in your work was a reasonable solution.

you stayed up until the wee hours of the morning, back aching from your hunched over form. you sighed, finally deciding to turn into the bed that’s been calling your name.

wandering hands & soft calls of your name woke you up.

you opened your eyes, brain still clouded with the fog of sleep. you woke up quickly, seeing robb’s form above you.

“robb?”

“hey, pretty.”

your brows furrowed, cheeks heating at his comment. “thought you were mad at me..”

he shook his head, gaze softening. “came to say ‘m sorry. can i?”

you nodded, tongue darting out to wet your lips. he leaned down, pressing his lips to yours. his tongue swiped across your bottom lip, your own parting to give him access.

“‘m sorry.”

he mumbled against your lips, kissing you again. his lips trailing down your neck, mumbled apologies spilling from his lips between kisses.

your breathing gets heavier as he trails down, removing your nightgown & his own clothes.

“when i saw y’ take that arrow.. gods, doe..”

he’s gentle. he always is, but more so than ever before. he’s taking his time, full on cherishing you. it’s clear in the gentleness of his calloused, war stricken hands. the very same hands that had taken the lives of lannister soldiers earlier that day were now caressing you, softly roaming your body & sliding into the slick place between your thighs.

“wanted to stop the damn war right then, right there. hold you close, never let you go.”

he feels you clench on his fingers at his words. hot pleasure shoots up your spine, the throbbing pain in your thigh now reduced to a forgotten ache. he wants to do this for the rest of his life, he thinks. take off the crown, bed you all day long. give you so much pleasure you forget a time where anything ever went wrong, fill your brain with thoughts of only him, him, him. he makes a silent promise to do so, once you both return to winterfell. reward you for all the times you’ve saved his arse out here.

“y’couldve.. wouldn’t have- mm! complained..”

he chuckles at your words, tilting his head to the side.

“yeah? woulda liked that?” you nod. “yeah, i know.. i know it, pretty.”

it’s not long after, you’re gushing on his fingers. back arching as you coat your inner thighs & his hand with your arousal. robb presses kisses to your belly as you catch your breath, hands coming to intertwine with his curls as he trails up your torso. little-

“‘m sorry.” & “forgive me? please?”

‘s are muttered between kisses, and you don’t have the heart to tell him you forgave him hours ago — before he even came back. he aligns his cock with your entrance, slowly pushing in as he wraps his hand around yours.

“didn’t mean anythin’ i said. not a word. i was- seven hells… i was so afraid.”

you’re so full. tears brim your waterline at his words, his hands, his cock — just robb. he thrusts, in & out, movements making you shutter as you’re hyper aware of everything. every touch, every slow drag of his hips. goosebumps trail along your body as you bite back a shudder, feeling utterly oh so good.

you ask him to kiss you, & he’s compliant to your every need, pressing his lips to yours. he’d fulfill your every request, go to the ends of the earth if you asked him to. what teasing he may normally shower you with is out of the window now, savoring every moment he has with you, as if you could vanish at any given point in time. watching you take that arrow reminded him of that. that you could.

he hits the right spot, over and over again, making you see stars. it’s not long before your grip on his hand tightens, walls clamping down on his cock as you cum. he follows suit, cumming with a groan that reverberates deep in his chest.

he cleans you with a damp washcloth, making sure your stitches didn’t tear either. you’re both laying on your sides, you facing his chest as his hand traces up and down your spine. the silence is comfortable.

“you forgive me?”

“i forgave you hours ago.”

your laughter echoes into the night.

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#game of thrones #asoiaf #robb stark #robb stark x reader #robb stark imagine #robb stark prompt #theon greyjoy #second in command reader #goddddd #need his babies #LMFOA IM SORRY #me saying sorry as if i didn’t just write about him putting his cock inside of u. get out #i feel filthy posting this #perhaps i am #perhaps i’m filthy #hashtag we filthy today #sigh

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revasserium · 1 year

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requests are open (but slow); send me a prompt and a character

the trick and the trade

azul ashengrotto; 2,176 words; angst, one-sided love, i make some assumptions on how reader/yuu gets back to their world towards the end that's prob not gonna be "canon compliant" but whatever lol

one. the first time he hears your voice, he thinks he’s never wanted to steal something so much — to take it in his hands, to have it for himself. the first time he hears your voice, he wants to drown in it, and it’s a strange thing — for someone like him to wish for a drowning. the first time he hears your voice, he thinks he finally understands why sailors might toss themselves into the heartbreak sea for just one more note of that deathly siren song —

the first time he hears your voice, it’s in the courtyard, after lunch, in the heart of summer when it’s much too hot to sit inside and still too hot to sit outside, but at least out here, there might be the hint of a breeze to ease the thick, oppressive heat, and he thinks that your voice sounds like jumping into a pool or a lake or maybe diving headfirst into an entire ocean on a day like this — a day that is too much air and sun and not enough water —

he lets himself sink into it; he lets himself breathe.

later, in alchemy class, he almost musters up the courage to talk to you but he doesn’t. because you’re laughing with ace and deuce is leaning over to frown at something in your cauldron before reaching over to point at a line in a textbook and the way his arm brushes yours makes azul’s chest feel tight in ways he does not have words to describe.

“ne… whatcha staring at that little starfish for?” floyd’s voice is silken by azul’s ear, and even after all this time, it still catches him off guard.

“what? i — i’m not — i’ve no idea what you’re talking about.” azul adjusts his glasses and looks back down at his own cauldron, which is simmering in the precise shade of light blue that the textbook had described.

“hmmm…” jade’s grin is nothing short of predatory as he cocks his head, his eyes slingshotting from azul’s face to the trio across the room, blissful and oblivious and azul thinks that perhaps he needs to expand his friend group if these are his two best friends.

he adjusts his glasses and clear his throat before throwing himself back into the assignment, blatantly ignoring jade’s and floyd’s pointed jibes for the entire rest of alchemy class.

two. his luck runs out quick, however, and the next day, he finds himself paired up with you in flying class, with professor vargas blowing out your ears over “hover time” and “flying formations”. but you flash him a bright grin as you shuffle over with your broomstick, looking a little embarrassed.

“hi — sorry about this,” you say, motioning to the broom and then the space between you both.

azul blinks, uncomprehending, before he realizes what you mean. ah, but of course, you can’t do magic, and flying class is one of the few places that magic is absolutely necessary. still, he can’t help the heat that washes into his cheeks as he makes a point to sigh, shaking his head as nonchalantly as he can.

“don’t worry,” he finds himself saying, “i’ve got enough magic for the both of us.”

you laugh then, and it’s a beautiful sound. and azul has to bite his lips to stop himself from asking if you’d be willing to trade it for something — anything that you wanted, really, because he’d be willing to make that trade. for the slightest bit of your voice, your laughter, the sound of it enchanting, the kind of magic that he has no name for, something as ancient as the flow of time or the gravity of the universe.

“great! then… i’ll be in your care,” you bow your head and azul feels his heart stumble in his chest. silently, he thanks the sea witch that he’s not in his octopus form because he’s certain he would’ve made a fool of himself by spilling in all over the place, but here on land, it’s much easier to keep a hold on himself.

and hold onto himself he does, because the next moment, you’re climbing onto the broom behind him and wrapping your arms around his middle.

“be sure to hold on tight!” professor vargas winks at you both, rather comically, from the edge of the field.

you let out another breathy laugh, much too close to his ear, sending shivers skittering up his spine as you gently hook your chin over his shoulder.

“don’t let me fall,” you say, and though your voice is teasing, he can feel it in the way you press yourself to him, in the way you grip him just a little bit too tight. because right, he thinks, there’s no way you’re not afraid. after all, your world doesn’t have magic, so flying must seem just as terrifying to you as he does to him.

and he’s never been great shakes at flying because creatures of the sea just aren’t meant to be up in the air like that but here and now, he finds himself bending over his broomstick, more determined than he’s ever been.

“scared?” you ask, your voice just another facet of the wind as he braces himself and takes a deep, steadying breath.

he chuckles, glancing over his shoulder at you with a smile that he hopes is somewhat reassuring.

“terrified,” he admits, “i — i’ve never been great at this.”

you shift your arms and hold him all the tighter.

“it’s okay, we’ll figure it out together.”

three. he invites you to the mostro lounge a week later, feeling more out of his depths than he’s ever felt in his own damn dorm, and the stupid eel twins are enjoying this way too much but —

azul sits, readjusting his glasses for the umpteenth time.

“it’s just a — a friendly drink! nothing more — nothing less.”

“ah… but i bet you’d like it to be more than that, hm?” floyd asks, grinning wide enough to split his cheeks, his eyes glimmering beneath a the rim of his hat like sunken treasure. jade is standing a bit further off, but looking no less smug and intrigued.

“to borrow floyd’s words… couldn’t you just… give her a squeeze?”

azul shoots them both a half-hearted glare.

“no! i can’t j-just give them a squeeze — it’s highly inappropriate to participate i-in that kind behavior without consulting the other party and —“

“hehhhh? but i mean… don’t you just want her voice in a bottle?” floyd asks, cocking his head to one side.

“or perhaps… a seashell?” jade adds, cocking his head to the other.

azul sputters as he looks between the two before deflating.

“w-well yes, but… i… i like it’s current vessel just as well. no… no reason to remove it from — and it’s not like i can give them magic… even the dark mirror said it couldn’t sense any magic from them so i doubt anything i could do would —“

“but there’s gotta be something else they want, right? maybe… we can help them find a way to go home?” jade offers, ever the sane entity.

azul scowls even harder, “hm… but if they were to leave then their voice would go with them… no?”

“heh…. not if you take it first…” floyd drapes himself across one of the plush loveseats in azul’s office even as azul heaves a deep sigh.

“no — no, i — i simply invited them because i thought they’d enjoy having a drink at our esteemed mostro lounge. their — their time here is limited, so i wanted to give them some good memories to bring with them when they…” but even as he trails off, he can taste the truth in his own words, bittersweet as they are.

“uwahhhh… you’re getting sentimental in your old age, dormleader,” floyd says, exchanging a look with his twin brother that is more weighted than either of them would like to admit.

“oh shut up and just come help me prepare for opening,” azul snaps, standing up and making for the door. the twins heave a single collective sigh before following after him, wondering just how difficult this is all going to be.

four. months later, when you do finally find a way home, azul is there to see you off. you’d grown closer since your first ever flying lesson together, and you’d spent many a night in the mostro lounge, chatting over drinks and snacks, bickering over theories about all the different universes that might be out there, all the different worlds that might exist — the ones with magic and the ones without.

why, you might actually consider him a friend now.

“i’m… really gonna miss you guys,” you say, looking around at everyone gathered around you in the entrance hall, your bag over your shoulder, grim trying to stifle his cries in ace’s pantleg. even malleus has shown up, towering above everyone else, keeping quiet but his presence felt nevertheless.

“we’ll miss you too,” deuce says, reaching out to pull you in for a long hug, followed by ace.

headmaster crowley gives you a wide, almost animatic sort of grin, his bird’s mask firm as ever, “please, my dear prefect, feel free to come back and visit any time. because i’m nothing if not magnanimous, you see. i shall allow it, nay — even recommend it! your presence has been integral to the growth of our students here at night raven college and —“

“thanks, headmaster, i’ll take you up on that,” you say, cutting him off before he can really get started, and eventually, azul find himself facing you, your smile so close and yet much too far away.

“it was really nice hanging out with you and the twins… tell them i say bye, okay?”

“of course! i’ll pass on your tidings. they wished to be here, but someone must look after the lounge — you understand.”

you laugh, nodding, “of course i do.”

azul allows himself a soft smile as you pull him into a hug, holding him for a beat longer than everyone else before letting him go. he tries his best to remind his body that he does indeed know how to breathe on land, because for a moment, he was afraid he might’ve forgotten.

“alright, i’ll see you all… when i see you!” you say, giving everyone one last wave before stepping through the glowing mirror propped up on a classroom chair. for a moment, the entire room is filled with a blinding light, and then — just like that — you’re gone.

five. that night, azul makes his way back to his own dorm in a strange kind of haze, the campus of night raven college somehow a strange, and unfamiliar landscape, the shape and scope of it changed by your absence.

in his office, he digs out a tiny silver shell held on a length of silk; he stares at it for four seconds before flipping it open. from inside, echoes out the looped sound of your faint laughter, and then the sound of ace’s voice, and then grim’s.

“ah… what did you give them for that little trinket, hm?” floyd asks, leaning over the length of the desk to peer at the shell in azul’s hand.

azul laughs, a soft, sad, hollow sort of sound, shaking his head.

“nothing. they… they gave it to me as a holiday gift…”

“hm… how generous of them,” jade muses, materializing on his other side.

“i — i don’t even know how they — well, one of them must’ve gotten idia to help them or something but…” azul opens the shell again; your voice rings out, laughing, laughing, laughing…

“ne… can i ask you something personal?” floyd says, blinking slowly at azul from over the table, no longer smiling.

azul shrugs, “i suppose. what do you want to know?”

“if you could trade something to get the back… what would you give?”

at this, azul looks up, and there’s something so deep and dark in the depths of his eyes that neither of the twins dares to say a single word. they’ve seen enough darkness from the unrelenting sea to know heartbreak when it’s laid at their feet.

azul bites his lips before looking away, clapping the shell shut in their palm, squeezing it tight, so tight that for a moment, they all think it’s going to break.

but then, azul just sighs, letting his head drop as he opens up the shell again to let your voice ring out through the room.

“i’d give… anything,” he says, swallowing hard.

“i’d give… everything."

#azul ashengrotto #twisted wonderland #twst #twst scenarios #twst imagines #azul x you #azul ashengrotto x yuu #twst x yuu #twisted wonderland imagines #azul imagines #azul scenarios #twst x reader #azul x reader #angst mcgee #woOF;;;; this one REALLY started out as fluff and just took a fucking SHARPPPP left turn into angst and im sorry #it's not SUPER duper angsty but like.... i mean;;;;;#all of them have... so much angst potential i mean -- that's literally what half the actual canon story is about buT STILL #STANDS TO BE EXPLORED FURTHER IF YOU ASK ME LMFOA

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b0nkcentral · 8 months

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down in the DUMPS 💯💯💯

#YE SINKNOW HIS GUNSLINGER IS ON THE WRONG HAND #I KNOW #IT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE BUT THIS IS A MEANINGLESS DOODLE 💯💯💯#im not fixing it i literally dont care #(this is a fucking lie i care immensely and i wanna cry)#its my autism #anyways just. down in the dumps today!!!!!#might give yall more cheerful art today but who knows lmfoa #tf2 engineer #sorry for the sad post boys 💥💥💥

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twistedappletree · 7 months

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The fact that I s actually d o hat w Al hoop and now I’m sor dying Monaco I love you all

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cherrykamado · 2 years

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I AM NO LONGER IN JAIL!!!!!!! <33333 just thought you’d like to know hehe

NICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OML GNDKJDNGJDAS HIIIIII BABYYYY<333

#pls lets pretend i didnt confuse you with another moot bc i thought i read ur url instead #lets all forget about that moment of absolute madness lMFOA #ANYWAYS!! IM GLAD UR BACK #MWWAH<3 #🍒 — cherry's mail #🍒 — cherry's moots #nico<3 #SAV IM SORRY AGAIN

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xxtommycoolattasboobs420xx · 1 year

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Fanart for @randomgooberness's fanfic Headfirst for Halos!! This is a scene from chaper 4 that absolutely destroyed me and I had to draw it </3 (sorry @im-the-real-goobatron again 4 sending u the ask on accident LMFOA)

I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH RGRHRHGRHGR ITS SO NEAT AND THE LATEST CHAPTER HAD ME GOING CRAZY

heres the link btw everyone go read it NOW!!!! also version without text under the cut!! ^-^

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#my art #hlvrai #gordon feetman #gordon hlvrai #fanart #also hes holding the fork weird cus hes not left handed lolz #egg scene. banging my head against the wall. EGG.#suicidal thoughts tw #<- idk how to properly tag that so. lmk if i should add on or change it

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t0ruuuu · 8 days

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hey… sorry for disappearing off the face of the earth!! i know i teased an eren fic way back when BUT…. i was scared af to post it (im sorry 😞) and i completely forgot to add to it.

so if it wasn’t obvious by that sentence, i have not finished that fic…it’s been like 5 months. (I KNOW…im disappointed in me too 💔💔)

but as an apology, here’s a little blurb from what i have written. hope you enjoy 😊

warnings: NOT PROOFREAD!! mentions of drugs but not descriptive, use of the word dick, pussy (lowkey cringe ngl…LMFOA IM SO SELF CRITICAL IM SORRY) perv! eren, mentions of camgirl! reader.

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College. College is a mix of many things, studying, opportunities, finding yourself, making friends… but to most people, the college experience revolves around joining sororities and fraternities, parties, drugs, and most importantly…sex. Not to Eren.

Eren focuses on his studies and the party scene is definitely something you wouldn’t see him at.. but he does see the appeal to sex. he lost his virginity back in highschool and he’s craved that feeling ever since. but he hasn’t had any luck.

so he’s reverted back to his old ways; focusing on his studies. Until he saw you for the first time, the prettiest girl on campus. always dressed in the most elaborate yet incredibly stylish (not to mention revealing) outfits.

During a lecture, Eren admires your dedication to stick to the trend, meaning all eyes are on you, at all times. but he can’t help but wonder.. “that can’t be practical.. everyone’s broke in college.. where does she get money for new clothes? does she come from a rich family? does she work multiple jobs? is she a camgirl?”

he feels his dick straining in his jeans at the thought. “it would make sense if she was.” he thinks back to how sexy you are. your plush thighs always showing with those tiny skirts on, your ass looking so fat in those tight pants that hug your curves in all the right places.

your beautiful tits, and your amazing cleavage showcased in those low cut tops. your soft,plump, glossy lips… he imagines your lips wrapped around a toy in front of a stream taking requests in return for donations… your soft little tongue licking up the silicone shaft before you take it all down your throat for your perverted viewers.

spreading your slick cunt with those pretty manicured fingers, arching your back for the camera.. your slutty pussy on display for thousands to see. his cock straining impossibly harder against his jeans at the thought. he quickly snaps out of it as he

tries to make sure his throbbing erection isn’t noticeable during the lecture. he shakes his head before focusing back on his work, staring at his laptop but his mind lingers on you. imagining another scenario of your pretty lips wrapped around his cock instead of a silicone toy.

he almost groans out loud at the thought, his imagination running so wild he can almost feel your lips on his throbbing dick. he’s fighting the intense urge to palm himself through his jeans right now, trying his absolute hardest not to lose his cool during this incredibly long lecture.

Thankfully, the professor wraps up the lesson and dismisses the class. “finally..” eren thinks to himself as he packs up his things, putting it all in his backpack and slinging it over his shoulder and making a beeline to the door.

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hope you enjoyed that little sneak peek… be ready for the actual update! (it probably won’t come for a while but.. i’ll try and be more active here for yall! and thank you sooo much for the people who followed me after my last post! i luv you all for the support you’ve shown me so far! 🫶🏾🫶🏾

#aot #eren x reader #eren jaeger #eren yeager #eren aot #eren smut #im sorry #imsuperdupersorry

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jinkicake · 1 year

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Sigh,,,,, scaramouche is really bringing my “ in love w mean unhinged men” behavior out😭 like Jesus Christ he’s so,,, not to mention all the hot scaramouche cosplayers giving me butterflies 😒 like him being all “ like a whore, you're taking this dick so fuckin' good. like getting treated like my toy?” Is 🥴 I can feel the feminism and self respect leaving my body when I see art of him w a smirk. Like good lord something about short men w huge dicks is crazy!! Bc if he looks at me and tells me to shut the fuck up imma do it, depending on the day bc I still like to fight at heart. But he’s literally the peak of the most disrespectful sex ever and I’m so down for it😭 and it sucks that I just started arcane and all the trash ass men in that show have me trapped too😔😔 scaramouche is so annoying bc on some hand he could do all the work bc he wants to let off steam but on the other he likes to torture people; like if you don’t come to him he will let you sit in your embarrassment. Like rip if you want to confess your feelings bc he will act dumb as hell until you say it. “so desperate for it, aren’t you? if you want it, you better start taking it” like not having to ask for the dick properly 😒 but also a “ don’t ask anyone else I’ll do it” mf. Like if you’re only fwb with him bc he doesn’t want to commit first literally just stand next to any other person like he will buy a ring THAT DAY💀 texts you at 4:45 am for a booty call but he really just wants to be held but he can’t say that so he gotta fuck you instead to obtain cuddles😭 “i bet you think you’re real cute letting them put their hands all over you, wait until they see who you really belong too” like he’s SUCH A BRAT and if he’s not checked it will only get worse!! Like he literally has not a single card in all of teyvat I think it’s crazy bc he would send you to the Tsaritsa covered in bites And bruises with his cum running down your leg he doesn’t care!! LikeSGDHDJD at some point they gotta start feeling bad for you bc even dottore is like “ you can hide under my desk he won’t find you there”😭😭 childe gotta sneak you out of Snezhnaya but rip bc he will always find you in the end😔😔 might run away just so he can chase me tho🥰🥰

no literally you get it... he's unhinged, he's terrible!! everything i like in a m4n! i dont get why im not more obsessed with him.... i suppose i can only have kaeya in my heart </3

NO LISTEN, I GET IT. I REALLY DO GET IT. the cosplayers and fanarts are hot and all the fanon shit written about him is so hot but then i look at a picture of him and i see the literal puppet and it makes me laugh. i can't look at pictures of him or else i will LAUGH T T but i know how you like your men short sooooooooooo hehehe you're doing great charity work!!!! kekekek

honestly, i think you could take him and win. i know it! but, i know youd also purposely lose to scara smhhh!!!!

NOT ARCANE?! YOU TOO?! ugh is it worth watching? my friend told me to watch but then my other friend begged me not to watch it LMFOA

omgggg no im sorry i love possessive scara sm like this crazy bitch locks you away from everything and keeps you in the finest clothes and has you there only for his eyes.... could you imagine how insane that fucking puppet would go if he couldn't find you? like if the fatui were hiding you from him!? we saw how he acted w the sleeping loser like he k!lled literal agents sooooooo he would literally go feral. and honestly, i can get behind that. I love angsty and desperate scara who has lost the one thing he could never lose.... oh and the punishment that you would suffer once he finds you.... omgggg where are the yandere writers at? please, im begging you to take this! he would be completely evil like his heart would break from the betrayal and would never mend after- angst is too much fun!

no bc his punishments would be horrendous... -i had to share a few more thoughts- like overstimulation one night and then edging another night and then keeping you locked in your room for weeks with no contact until you're crying and begging in his arms when he finally reveals himself again... he'll make sure that you know he's the only thing left on this planet for you.... you'll have it fucked into your mind as he ties you down to each post of your bed and spends all night showing you how much he needs you

#sarahandoikawatalkshit #xiaos spicy almond tofu #sorta #yandere scara is the best scara #scara angst is good too #scaramouche

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hisui-dreamer · 5 months

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the mall thing is mostly for USA- the mall we went to has had a couple of shootings the past few years LMFAO - but we had a lot of fun

i have a lot of christmas gift planning to do…but i’d rather do that than homework LMFOA

here’s the pusheen pen!

oh my god usa really is on a different level😭 im sorry to hear that

samee, every time i have homework i just find every single other chore that i want to do lmao

it's so cute!!! i love the pom pom

#✧⁠winter❄️✦#✧asks✦

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katsukikitten · 2 years

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A lot of patriotic propaganda from folks who are about to lose a lot of lives LMFOA

OMG OKAY OKAY WE'RE AT FHE BEST PART OF THE MOVIE

Fuck this soldier, call me a little mouse again bitch. I'll bite you like I've got the black plaque bitch.

Pretty cute for a mouse sir you're fifty

There you are sweetheart. Sorry I'm late I've been looking everywhere for you

IM DIZZY I'M SICK NO MAN WILL EVER EVER EVER BEAT HOWL

just so fucking smooth for what

The funny thing is, if he never liked for her, never found her that day, she wouldn't have had to deal with any of this

GOD HIS ARM AROUND HER WAIST SO TIGHT

Praising her and shit 🥴

The way he sets her DOWN AND WAITS FOR HER HAND TO LEAVE AND SAYS

That's my girl

@bakugotrashpanda WOULDN'T TOUYA MAKE A GOOD HOWL 👀

#kitten live streams 🖤🐈‍⬛ 🖥️

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bwaveq · 10 months

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Hey guys! It’s been awhile

I came on here to rant about the new spider man movie (imagine taking a break without letting your followers know and just come back to rant about the new spider man movie, yes it’s across the spider verse. Imagine) ‼️‼️MINOR SPOILERS‼️‼️

So i just watched it and you can too at flixhq.to (not sponsored lol) and to be honest it wasn’t what i was expecting, not in a bad way but neither in a good way.

The edits really did their jobs in hyping me up for this movie fr i’m not hating on it because i did enjoy it i loved the animation, the characters, and etc but i thought it was like set at a fast pace? I’m not sure if it’s just me but i felt that way even though it felt like hours watching it (i rewatched the first one too to jog my memory) and yeah.

You might’ve guessed it (maybe idk?) “who’s your favorite character/who’s the one you’ve mostly seen in edits?” Yeah, you guessed it this guy 👇🏽

(IM SO NORMAL ABOUT HIM AHAHEHHAHEHH)

I can’t get enough of him he’s so cool, so hot, so badass, so SO SOOOOOO

sorry anyways but the way he was flopping around in that one scene chasing after miles HAD ME SCREAMINGGGGG AND THAT ONE TRAIN SCENE?? MOVE MILES ITS MY TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I literally day dream about him every day, every hour, every minute, every second, every meter, every centimeter, every millimeter, every angle. He’s just so. I CANT EXPLAIN IT.

In all honesty i’ve seen edits and the hype about hobie and in that one scene I WAS SCREAMING bro really had Miles’ back and that smirk was amazing, i liked his character and i liked his design along with pavitr i loved his theme AND HIS DESIGNN

What i’m trying to say is I didn’t get enough of these characters and hopefully the third movie will bring that satisfaction of bringing all these amazing characters back (at this point I don’t really care for gwen in my opinion she was kind of annoying in this movie but half of me still likes her it’s just idk😭)

AND PETER B PARKER WITH MAYDAY WAS SO CUTEEEE 😭 (peter is so lucky fr and Mj is lucky too)

I personally liked it, it wasn’t all like i was expecting but it still has me hooked I JUST CANT BELIEVE THEY PUT A CLIFFHANGER AND I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER YEAR (I didn’t know they were coming out with a second one in the first place LMFOA)

Lyla.

LYLAAAAAAAAAA

LYYYYYYLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA💛💛💛💛💛

I love her, i love her glasses, i love her personality, i love her. I’m not a marvels comic reader but i heard she wore a big poofy jacket of some sort and honestly i think they should’ve gave her a poofy jacket thing BUT ANYWAYS I LOVED HER (ya’ll should check out this cosplayer i love her and her lyla cosplay “svpphirestvr” on tiktok!!)

Anyways that’s the end of my rant i hope all of you have been well and i’ll try to finish that one Trigun stampede draft i started (yeah i never forgot about it) and i’ll have to download wattpad again :’) HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT‼️‼️‼️💛💛💛💛

#bwaveq #spiderman astv #across the spiderverse #spider man #atsv miguel #miguel o hara #lyla spiderman 2099 #miles morales #gwen stacy #atsv hobie #hobie brown #pavtir prabhakar #astv #astv spoilers #trigun stampede #dont worry guys i’ll TRY to get the fanfic done🙏🏽🙏🏽🔥🔥

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myunghology · 2 years

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Hello. May I please have comfort headcanons of Dainsleif, Ayato, and Kaeya (separately, please) comforting their (gender neutral) significant other who is scared of thunderstorms? Thank you. Have a good day/night.

dainsleif, ayato, and kaeya comforting their s/o who's scared of thunderstorms!

a/n : finna be workin myself for you guys, workin hard so i can please you LMFOA, apologies if it's short. gn! reader.

requests : opened!

i had to squeeze all my brain juice for dainsleif...

his heart hurts whenever he sees you being scared or just covering your ears, although he doesn't really get why you're scared of it, but respects it.

he immediately sits beside you next to the window with water drops going down, softly telling you stories about his adventures with the traveller.

i have a very weird hc that he's slightly demanding in a good way, so i think he'd probably make you sleep with him rubbing circles on your back.

if that doesn't work, he'll just hug you until the thunderstorm is gone, after that he waits for you to calm down with no pressure at all, and asks for you to go on a walk with him while it's still cold outside, he makes sure that another thunderstorm isn't gonna comeback anytime soon.

if you don't like going outside or if you don't like the cold, you two would just stay inside the rest of the day under blankets while drinking warm tea.

"dear.. are you alright?" dainsleif asked as he sat beside you, thunder could be heard as you shivered. he gets out of his position to get blankets and came back after awhile to put it on you both as he covered your ears with both of his hands.

i also think ayato would make warm tea for you, tries to distract you with other things, talking about your and his interests. in fact ayato's voice could easily make you fall asleep.

his warm hands going up and down your arms as he sits behind you is very comforting, also would like to listen to you about anything, if you want to talk about something important, it would be the right time to discuss it there.

ayato would ask help from thoma too, actually one time thoma and ayaka came back to the estate drenched in water because they had to do something with the traveller.

they saw you shivering in ayato's arms as they asked what was wrong. ayato slowly explained as he saw you asleep in his arms and combing through your hair with his hands.

"fufu, y/n has already fallen asleep, thoma, would you help me make them tea once they wake up?" ayato asked looking at thoma while ayaka was beside him. "of course!" he smiled, as ayato carried you to a bedroom, after sometime, you woke up with tea on the bed table.

kaeya is such a tease im sorry

but he also feels really bad, stops the teasing for awhile but continues on after the thunderstorm is gone and after you calmed down.

he'd also read you stories since he probably gets some books from the library that lisa let him borrow.

also tells you about the mischief klee has been doing every day, totally the person you could come to if you wanna laugh and ignore your fears.

i don't think he knows how to make tea.. so he makes warm food for you, any food of your choice.

he heard the door open slightly, he peeked through out the kitchen to see what was happening and you both saw klee drenched as he laughed.

kaeya malewife arc, he makes warm food for the both of you, tells klee she should dry off and take a bath first, after klee finishes drying up, she hands you her humpty dumptys that aren't bombs and are just plushies as you squished both of her cheeks on her face.

klee actually talked a lot, tiring you and kaeya, once you all got tired you all snuggled up in a blanked and slept, forgetting about the thunderstorm.

"klee? what are you doing here?" you questioned, "well, the headquarters was too far already and i got tired. so i decided to come here instead! you and uncle kaeya both live here anyway." she sang as you got up and headed to the bathroom to dry her up as she changed into new clothes, while kaeya was done cooking for the both of you with a small smile on his face.

#kaeya x reader #kaeya x y/n #dainsleif x reader #dainsleif x you #dainsleif x y/n #ayato x reader #ayato kamisato #kamisato ayato #dainsleif #kaeya alberich #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin x gender neutral reader #genshin impact #genshin ayato

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sphericalbee · 3 days

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bro if either of my irls see this i will look crazy pahtetic idk maybe ill delete iti should probably just leaves this ini the drafts

im pretty pathetic irl anyway i think lol wo who carse

im thinking ab my middle school best friend and i miss her so much it isnt even funny

idk if i was her best friend but i always loved her so much and i think about her almost every day even 2 years later

ik she wasnt doing well and she didnt come from a good home and was awful at managing her emotions and didnt talk to anyone and she would sh (i only know ab bc of some complicated secret poetry thing but she never knew i had seen that but i think she meant me to) and i think she cared about me? i kinda hope not bc i want her to be happy

but i would genuinely give anything to go back in time and talk to her again for just a few hours

i want to text her and tell her everything but idk its too weird after 2 years

i think she deserves to know how much i care about her,, right?

i had to pause twice writing this bc i was crying too hard i worry about her so much

its good im godo at crying silently lol no one can even tell so sneaky

i saw a girl with the same hair as her last week and i teared up in the middle of the hallway because it hit me how much i dont know what shes doing or if shes even alive bc i KNOW hse wasnt fucknig donig well

my cat was trying to comfort me but i think he got bored and left he's so cute lmfoa my brain made it into a very angsty analogy b4 i had the chance to stop it 💀

im this close to cracking and spam texting her

i googled her just now and found her linkedin profile of fucking course shes on linkedin thats so inc harecetr where she says she wants to go to medical school and she uses fucking stupid old words like candor and idk i hope she gets into her dream college

im sure she can she was always so smart i thknk shell do rly well and maybe one day shell perform open heart surgery on me lol that would be baller

"I believe in honesty because it creates an environment that permits integrity. Allowing for candor leads to an honorable work space. Integrity is an essential value to have as it holds all to a high ethical standard. Integrity adds trust, which is necessary for professionalism. I plan to enroll in a four-year college for a master's degree to study biochemistry. I then intend to go to medical school and earn a doctorate."

she fucking talked like that even at 13 yeah and she liked running and read all the time and she loved gamed of thrones and i still own one of her shitty books and we met when she was challenging classmates to race and she was so tall and had pretty hair

sophia im sorry for crying i think it would make her uncomfortable haha

i have fucking snot on my face now shed forsure be uncomfortable lmfaoo

ill go watch some tv show and try not to burst into tears again in 10 minutes ugh maybe it would be better if i had stayed depressed having this many feelings is driving me crazy why r u here bro : /

i should make a secret vent account LMFAO my followers r here for ohshc and mq not sob stories sorry sorry

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i-do-random-things-do-not-ask · 2 years

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okay so like. firdtly.

i think the concept of ""ugliness"" should be compketely remived from our culture and society like. im sorry but like. we are literally made of stars floating in a giant rock surrounded by trees and flowers and nature and we literally care so deeply and so much and love so much and hug and kiss and play and sing and laugh and you just like... decide to categorize people regarding wether or not they are """ugly""". like. wtf

like just think about everyone you love and WILL ever love (btw using love not obly in a romantic way ofc). houndreds and houndres of people. think about their faces. everyone has a different eye cokor and hair and nose and mouth and laugh and voice and evrryone is different but yet... lovely. like just think about someone you really really care about and just... remember their face. every little detail. and you eill see that youll go "wow".

like lets go back to the artists example. da vincci picasso van gogh miguel angel and all those fsmous artidts with stunning artworks. look at their art and youll see that every single person theyve ever drawn is different. all of their styles and techniques are different and what was considered "beautiful" at that time is completely different of what we deem to be pretry nowadays, but you still look at their art and go "wow". like i think that is how people should be treated and seen, as their own art work. their own art with a different backstory and color pallete and technique used but, nontheless, art because of everything that they are made of

nect time you see your friends or partner or whoever you love pls just look at their face and just like stare. find every single detail. that heartshapped speck in their eye (no joke my bff actually has one and im obsessed w it) or the little, almost imvisible freckles in their nise and just allow yourself to go like wow. because to me, if something is made with care and affection then uts love and its beauty. it foesnt matter if it is just helping an old lady cross the road or taking your partner into a romantic dinner, everything we make with intention and care fascinates me bc we care so much!! and thats just beautiful. and those littke details in someones face can hold so much love because you are looking at them and you love or care for that person and thats what makes it beautiful.

did this even make sense???? i feel like im all over the place but its just like it would take me hours to put my thoughts on words LMFOA

val you bitch you just made me tear up how could you

#THIS IS THE CUTEST THING #val the sweetest person on this app #val who can’t spell #val aka vengance #WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

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