#OH ALSO ALSO

[schmabbald]

i don't even have a funny caption for this one i just. behold. this took longer than i would like to admit

#rtgame miitopia #theyre basically my ocs at this point. i am so sorry raniel taniel but they arent your characters anymore they're actually mine??? sorry? #anyway outfit change for this one #chat obviously has a lot of clothes (ROBE ROBE ROBE) but i like to think john does as well. they're fashionable #anyway whats the proper tag for the eyes thing? #cw scopophobia #<-is that it????? #ah man idk. ask to tag i suppose #oh also also #look at their speech bubbles #they are funky and groovy and subsequently channel 27 /ref #asher scribbles

[akaittou]

Happy Calibration to @raeliyah from your no-longer-secret santa, ME! ;D

Choosing from among your characters was really hard - I went through all of them and I may have fallen for each and every one - but I’ve been into generating colour palettes from photograps lately so funnily enough, Khulan only having a black-and-white portrait is what sealed the deal this time. I also may consider her somewhat of a nemesis as a migraine-inducer and thus deserving of recognition, considering I suffer from migraines a lot. It’s a really interesting tell for a lunar to have :D

I may have gone a bit overboartd with the “layered mongolian style” in her clothes, but if there’s one thing I love it’s putting characters in complicated outfits so I hope it’s alright - the palette is generated from a lanscape photo in the Mongolian steppe and felt muted enough to still suit her personality. Plus, I wanted to give her something nice since despite her being a lunar I couldn’t represent her warform this time... dinosaur creatures are the bane of my existence, as much as I adore their aesthetics.

I also have a background-less transparent version, so throw me a message if you’d like it!

(( Also, thank you so much @shiftingpath for the timeline adjustment this go around - I was bedridden for nearly two weeks during the holidays so managing to actually finish this very much needed the later deadline ))

#exalted secret santa #raeliyah #exalted #my doodles #I may have gone ham on several things in fact #also this is a great example how every character i touch ends up looking softer than intended :'D #''aims for aloof and lands in gentle'' is just what i do apparently #oh also also #i almost never actually draw characters with monolid eyes so it was fun trying to figure out how to do that with my style

[v-anrouge]

So…I follow a dude called exotic lairs on YouTube who has a bunch of spiders, and now I wanna talk about Drider Rook!

First off! Spiders are usually solitary except for some keeping small frogs to protect their eggs from bugs, so I picture Rook having a beloved pet frog named Josephine, and he makes her little bows with his webs. He does have neighbors around, but he only really is truly friends with Vil (who I think should either be a harpy or naga) and Trey (I don’t know what he would be). But he knows all the gossip. His webs hear all

Speaking of his webs! They are super sensitive, they work as basically an extended sense of touch. So he knows when something or someone enters his territory, and has taught himself the difference between his neighbors and even differing species of animals movements! He doesn’t like birds cause they make him feel itchy from their fluttering, as spiders don’t like blowing air.

Since there are burrowing spiders, I say he’s a burrowed, cause I can see him getting excited and basically building a hobbit home for you both to live in… It’s surprisingly cozy, if not a bit chilly and damp sometimes cause it’s underground, but he is always making you sweaters so…

Spiders don’t eat much, but I think rook enjoys hunting and fishing so he brings lots of food back for you and Josephine. Spiders do need fresh water, so if you show him how to make a rain catcher, he is starry eyed. Also finds you planting a garden for veggies fun. He makes you a special hat when you get sunburned or overheat the first time. Yes, Josephine does find her way into the raincatcher so Rook makes her her own one. She is a spoiled frog.

Rook is a crafter, and I say he also likes archery still! There are some spiders that do drop nets with different web design than normal spiders and while I don’t think he is one of those, he likes how they hunt and tries to emulate it (they don’t use glue to make their webs sticky! The webs chemically change at touch and basically meld into the preys being!)

Spiders have retractable claws, and basically tiny paw pads, so picture squishing his beans! He asks for help trimming his claws (which real spiders don’t need but shut up) when they get too long. Spiders also have very poor eyesight, so now all I’m picturing is Rook with reading glasses!

PLEASE THESE ARE SO CUTE😭😭😭😭 OH MY GOD IM SOBBING josephine...our beautiful daughter....ill take care of her so well....augh...

#✎ ⇣‧₊˚ 【asks #ৎ୭ ⇣‧₊˚ 【stinks #♡ᭂ ⇣‧₊˚ 【 my silly #oh also also #centaur trey

[teael]

transcript 

geoffery: hey malcolm said you needed to talk to me?

nancy: yes close the door behind you i dont want him to hear

nancy: there’s some money missing from our account. do you know anything about that honey?

geoffery: yeah it was me...

nancy: you’re so impossible geoffery. it’s a “family” account, that bout hasn’t been apart of it for years now. you cant just be giving our hardworking money away to just anybody

geoffery: jonathan isnt just anybody hes still our son and our job as parents are to provide for him. 

nancy: if he’s anybody's song he’s yours, as far im concered we only have one

 nancy: just- if you’re gonna give that bum money do it with you’re own. i have a big business opprtunity coming up and i need to save every penny right now to pay all the people working behind it. i cant mess this one up

#nancy has known about geoffery giving johnny money #for a while now #and she keep having this convo with geoffery lol #zest #g1 #ts4 #sims 4 #nancy #geoffery #also look a mini malcolm he's was so adorable #OH ALSO ALSO #ive been slowly transcribing all of zest #from the beginning #its kinda therapeutic bc i love typing akjsda

[strunmah-mah]

My brain is trying to make a time travel au staring demon arm!Duke and All-Caste!Jason. Like, really Brain?

You know what? Sure. Let’s send the most OP iterations of those two characters to mess with a timeline that doesn’t make sense on the best of days.

Why is my brain like this?

#dc #jason todd #duke thomas #all caste #demon arm duke #we should me that duke's equivlent of tentatodd #it would amuse me #also #why am i so obsesed with gan? #her character has't even debuted yet and i'm trying to figure out how to shove her in here #oh also also #if i did do this #that would be two characters #who can both see the past present and future #going on a time travel journey together #they would either be the most hyper compotent time travelers #or this will be an absolute mess #but they're both lit nerds so there beter be grae sister jjokes or something #or what's even the point

[clocks-and-spirits]

So uh- I drew my water lesbians for pride. The gigantic lady is Dooriya (although many refer to her at The Lurker of the Deep out of respect as names hold power among the gods, and also she’s a war goddess) and the small one is Aurora (aka The Lady and she’s also a war goddess along with the goddess of fertility and beauty), and she’s trans. But they’ve been together for the longest ass time and have uh-

A lot of kids, most of them from Dooriya’s previous relationship. But yeah, I could go into their backstories here, but I shall do that another time and another post with some doodles to go with it?

Oh, also these two are from my Dungeons and Dragons campaign I’m running, and they are important to the story.

#ocs #original characters #dnd #dnd art #lesbians #digital art #uh idk what else to tag #Oh also also #Dooriya and Aurora are in an open marriage #Dooriya is bisexual #Aurora is a lesbian #They both have a bit of a harem tbh :P

[dontmindme2600]

Finally got around to picking up the ff7 remake and forgot how hot Biggs was

I also forgot most of literally everything because the last time I played was last year but as soon as I saw him and Avalanche again the entire plot clicked for me I was like “OOOOHHHH-“

#still gonna read up the wiki to refresh my memory #I left off at the start of chapter 12 #so if I finish I might literally have to replay just to say I remmeber the whole game lmao #ff7 remake #final fantasy 7 remake #final fantasy biggs #ff7 biggs #ffvii biggs #OH ALSO ALSO #I LOOKED HIM UP ON HERE AND IMMEDIATELY GOT SPOILERS THAT HE DIES #IN THE EXACT CHAPTER IM PLAYING RN #SO THATS ????!!!!! #ff7 spoilers

[trashy-greyjoy]

really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

#who cares if its platonic love who fucking CARES if its because they wanna kiss like the devotion and the tenderness is there no matter what #mainly brought to you by: jack and anne from black sails but also probably sydcarmy and msr #sydcarmy #msr #rackhanne #the bear #black sails #txf #the x files #mulder x scully #sydney x carmy #jack rackham x anne bonny #oh wait perhaps also theonsa if you squint #maybe not

[greykolla-art]

Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.

What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?

Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕

#grey art #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel comic #Oh I am DONE coloring stuff for a while! it’s so boring! #I mean it looks great but I haaaaaate spending time on it! #get used to grayscale stuff for a while #also coloring multiple characters is stupid! no no no. #angel dust #husker #sir pentious #alastor #charlie morningstar #hazbin husker #hazbin alastor #god I’m glad to be done with this one

[vivi266]

#love how this is actually about something but it's so broadly applicable i dont want to actually make that specificity clearer #original text: oh you think you're soooo fucking smart. with your fucking convoluted pretentious sentences #anyways the sticker is also extremely relevant and i'm tired of this post being popular

[cozystars]

!!! BUILT LIKE BILBO BAGGINS !!!

#cosmo creates #edits #dungeon meshi #this one is a personal favorite rn! I’m proud of how it came out :) #also if you can’t read the song credits it’s keep up by karma carr #so good but the full song is like. 2 minutes. I need more than that #anyways. chucklefuck. yesh #volume warning #as well as fast visuals! should’ve noted that earlier #flashing #jic #omg I misread the lyrics. OH WELL

[sillyahhchana]

Hi fnaf movie dump but it’s mostly bonnie and abby

#stupid ass rabbit i hate to admit he was so silly he stole the whole movie #also i know he’s blue but i have an attachment of drawing him ourple ok #abby on the other hand i would die for her #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's movie #five nights at freddy's #freddy fazballs #freddy fazbear #chica the chicken #bonnie the bunny #foxy the pirate #mike schmidt #abby schmidt #oh and featuring cassie and greggory🥰🥰 #fnaf sb #fnaf ruin dlc #fnaf sb cassie #fnaf sb gregory #also i have been hiding freddy fazballs tag in every fnaf post #idk if you guys notice

[corviiids]

my top bit of advice going into the new year: compliment people. especially strangers. literally everyone you interact with if you can. when you buy coffee in the morning compliment the barista's tattoos. when you're chatting with a coworker tell them that by the way you like their outfit. always find something they've chosen to do on purpose. nail polish, jewellery, tattoos, hair colour/style, statement accessory, outfit, etc are all good bets. things people hope will be noticed. things that aren't too personal so it doesn't make them uncomfortable (eg probably not their physical features). i've gotten into the habit of scanning everyone i talk to for something about them that i think is cool so i can tell them. it's a great habit because it makes me notice people and realise just how many neat little details there are in people's presentation of themselves that might pass me by if i wasn't paying attention. and it brings out so much joy. you'd be surprised how much it disarms people to receive an unexpected compliment from someone they don't know. it is the most sincere smile you will see all day long. it feels nice to make people happy but it also means you win the social interaction. establish dominance by complimenting a stranger's earrings and disappearing into the fog

#rookposting #the little 'oh!' followed by a big grin is now my highlight in every interaction i have with a stranger #you can always spot the things people hope will be noticed and you have no idea how happy it makes people when it gets noticed #i find it's always better to compliment things they did deliberately vs complimenting stuff like their voice or their face or other things #that are inherent or they cant change because that can make people uncomfortable for one thing to hear that from a stranger #but it's also just less meaningful imo because they didnt do that on purpose

[mushramoo]

I am losing it

#the realization is so funny #like oh my god #ITS ALSO AWFUL #LIKE AFTON #fnaf #fnaf fandom #fnaf fanart #art #fnaf art #video games #five nights at freddy's #fnaf spoilers #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf movie #fnaf movie art #fnaf meme #william afton #vanessa #fnaf vanessa

[wewontbesleeping]

the weirdest fucking thing to me is how men will be like "it's so hard being a man. no one cares that i'm sad. the loneliness we experience could NEVER be understood by a woman" and then also be like "btw i never talk to my friends and i don't know their names and i love hanging out with men because they don't talk about their stupid emotions all the time. women could never understand a bond like this." like ???

#this thread was so rancid lmfao #my favorite was 'we don't care if someone wants to relax on the couch!!! STOP NAGGING US!!!' like ???? #go take care of your kids you deadbeat???? #also SO many guys complaining that no one compliments them #ok so compliment another man..... #oh no you only want a woman to compliment you? ok. #women compliment each other that's why we get compliments lol #we do not want men to 'compliment' us hope this helps

[thehandymen]

i am not immune to stories in which characters who have endured harsh, empty existences become absolutely transformed by someone’s sincere love for them and learn to live

#this is about hell's paradise btw #i know this is such an overdone trope but idc idc #'gabimaru the hollow' well your wife would object to that. #i haven't read the manga #so no idea how well mappa adapted the source material #but the way gabimaru's marriage is first portrayed #compared to after he has his big realization #was SOOOOOOO insane #oh this is also about buddy daddies too #buddy daddies #suwa rei #gabimaru #gabimaru the hollow #hell's paradise #jigokuraku #anime