jack: Spot Conlon is- well he's the type of guy who's always thinking about one thing
davey: girls?
jack: no-
davey: is it... yahknow
jack: it's murder dave, murder
Jack: This is not coffee. This is twenty bottles of five-hour energy and four cans of Monster mixed with cocoa powder.
Jack: I'm pretty sure my heart stopped beating two hours ago.
For any of you who don't know, I do believe in my heart of hearts that Spot Conlon and Elmer Kasprzak are brothers and Elmer is Graves in Brooklyn but Manhattan newsies don't know that Graves is Elmer and Brooklyn newsies don't know that Elmer is Graves and the only exception is Racetrack Higgins who thinks it's the funniest shit ever
no, but you see, I don’t care that the way I wrote the ship isn’t technically canon. I don’t care that I changed the dynamic slightly to make it funnier. I don’t care that character a is supposed to be protecting character b and not the other way around. I don’t care that I gave them more fluff than their story probably needed, because dammit, they deserved the happy ending. I don’t care that their relationship is borderline codependent in all the best ways. I will write it that way, because I know that there’s an audience that wants to see the same things I do, and I will continue to write it this incorrect way, so help me god, and there’s nothing. you. can. do. to. stop. me.
Spot: what did you two do
Albert: nothin'
Race: nothin' at all
Spot: what did I say
Albert & Race: behave
Spot: what did you do
Albert & Race: behave
Spot: ...sure
Albert & Race: ...mhm
Spot: the kitchen is on fire
Albert: it is?
Race: we misbehaved and thought we should make you dinner so you'd be less mad
sprace is at its worst if you assume spot really is a cold hearted stoic badass and it isn't an act at all and you also assume race is just a silly goofy little guy without there being anything underneath. and sprace is at its best when you understand that race is a very smart and extremely conniving little mastermind who just knows the best mask is being silly and goofy so people look the other way, and you also understand that spot is a very caring person who would do absolutely anything for the people he loves and he just accomplishes that by seeming unbreakable so that nobody ever doubts he can do it
100 notes and I'll finish my slow burn "Shared Dorm Syndrome" by May
150 notes and ill write a newsies fic in the au of the Inheritance Games
300 notes and ill write one for the second book too
1000 ill do the third book as well
1500 ill also do the fourth
100000 and ill do the fifth once it comes out in July
OK I need yall to know that im not rewriting the entire book with the newseis characters but I will put the characters in the plots of each book I'm just not rewriting the whole damn thing
Yall r a fucking pain in my ass you know that?
Update: ok each person is only allowed to do 20 notes