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jinnify · 2 months
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cancelling on bff!skz [valentine's day edition]
paring: bff!skz x reader genre: fluff/crack (?) warnings: cursing, kms jokes extended note at the end.
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EXTENDED NOTE. i am aware that it's been 2 days since valentine's day HOWEVER i am simply a girl so its not my fault :]
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unlawfulchaos · 4 months
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Mav, writing a letter to Santa: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty.
Mav, still writing: and it was worth it, you judgemental bastard.
Mav: Cain deserved exactly what he got, and no matter how long Ice stays mad at me, I will not apologise.
Mav: Although my back is starting to hurt from sleeping on the couch.
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strong urge to write an Obey Me fic where MC figured out really fast human fascinate demons for many reasons and gets a Devilhub account. they're really popular on it really fast. but the thing is
they're just doing normal shit and chatting about what life is like in the human realm
and demons go wild for it
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gothicwill · 6 months
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Hannibal lecter moment!! (Observed a surgery today and audibly gagged and the smell of cauterized flesh)
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lokisasylum · 2 months
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ARMYs on stan twitter trying to devalue the 9 categories Jimin won through DABEME Awards, ALL because "PJMs" won "Best fandom" instead of just congratulating Jimin and being happy that he has such a solid group of fans supporting him all the step of the way. Is the EXACT same attitude and energy that Kpoppies and ex0-ls used to give BTS & ARMY whenever they won awards through... y'know, FAN-VOTES.
As if many of the big Daesangs BTS won in the past weren't mainly fan-voted.
But this fandom is full of hypocrites who love to gaslight others into forgetting their past and where they came from. Now ARMYs are the ex0-ls of the Kpop fandom, proud to be crowned "The Most Toxic Fandom" while celebrating everything they once bullied & hated other fandoms for doing.
But some of ya'll ain't ready for that conversation.
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LOL Awards don't just become illegitimate or fraudulent just because your fave didn't win any when you didn't even vote for him in the first place, Karen.
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halohamilton · 1 year
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from the fan that met Harry
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actualnymph · 12 days
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my grandmother is probably going to die in the next few days and I’m so fucking pissed off at my uncle bc he hasn’t seen her in like 5 years and he didn’t want to come see her because “I want to remember her as she was not her when she’s dying 🥺” if he comes to the funeral I might fight him idc. I know that you live in another country and I even understand not visiting for a few years but not going to see your own mother when she’s on her deathbed is so disgusting to me.
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lorcandidlucienwill · 3 months
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"Love me, hate me, say what you want about me, but all the boys and all the girls are begging to F--U--C--K me" -Nesta Archeron
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m4ndysk4nkovich · 2 months
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season 7 fiona gallagher is the bane of my existence
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dootznbootz · 3 months
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I feel kind of bad about that post I made talking about how Odysseus would never sacrifice his family to save his own skin while I didn't give a name, I hope that person doesn't feel bad or that they get hate. As I don't want to gatekeep someone's interpretation of the Odyssey but also...while I guess you could claim that he would do that, there's so much MORE evidence as to how he would literally rather be stabbed than see his wife and son have even a splinter
Her rejecting him at first put him in a bad position. Honestly, in an alternate universe, where she didn't accept him or trick him that night, I think the poor guy would've cried himself to sleep again in that separate cot. He'd probably cry to Athena and ask if he did something wrong.
It would probably be an "awkward morning" of Odysseus and Penelope silently doing their things (not bringing up suitors' parents right now. And Odysseus would probably tell Telemachus to not say anything stupid.) and eventually, everything would bubble up out of Odysseus and honestly, I could see him straight up begging her to accept him. Not even caring about how he appeared to others.
Honestly, if she DID take a lover in that time...I think he'd either accept it and just...wander? Around Ithaca as a beggar as he doesn't want to be away from them but if they won't accept him, what else can he do? OR if she had another lover, (War flashback of the shitty retelling where Penelope has an affair) he'd probably kill the lover as let's be honest, Odysseus is basically a Yandere, to put it simply. Touch the wife, you get the knife.
And yeah, he doesn't JUST want his family.
"Oh, he wants to not be in constant danger."
"He just wants to go back to Ithaca."
"He wants to be king again."
Boy howdy, he sure does!!! But if, for example, Penelope and Telemachus for some reason moved to somewhere else? IDK, AU where they permanently moved to Sparta, hanging with Helen and Menelaus, and she didn't remarry or something. He'd be like "Shit, okay, BRB." And go to them. He'd probably have them all go back to Ithaca but still, THEY ARE HIS HOME. They make Ithaca home. Any place is home as long as he has them.
Despite having the opportunity to wed the most beautiful woman in the world, he took the Oath so then he could marry Penelope. And even then, it wasn't "for sure" as he had to race her dad. He did so much simply to have the CHANCE to marry her even though he probably wasn't planning on getting married as he brought no gifts. And he did so much so then he wouldn't have to leave the life they had built together and their young baby.
He could've had ANYONE. Went ANYWHERE. Did ANYTHING and he still wanted THEM.
Like??? Holy shit. This guy would do ANYTHING for them. I mean that's kind of why he's considered to be so "scummy" in how ride or die he is for them and basically a bitch to everyone else. That's what makes him SO different from many of his peers.
Person: Would you rather have your family- Odysseus: Family, always. Person: I didn't even say it yet- Odysseus: I don't fucking care. Always family. Person: Even if it meant you got immortality and a hot goddess for a wife? Odysseus: You act like that's a good thing? That was literally torture. Fuck you. I already have a hot Water Wife™ that I get the privilege to drown in every day. She gave me a wonderful Water Son™ who is the light of my eyes and who I am more proud to be the father of than I am of being the son of an Argonaut Person: Even if I give you a million dollars? Odysseus, acting nonchalant while Penelope picks the person's pockets: As if we can't get that on our own. Person: You'd die? Odysseus: I'll set myself on fire if I have to. Person: ...Okay, new question. Would you rather lose your family- Odysseus: The other option. Always. Person: Even torture? Odysseus: I never said I would like it, just that I would do it. Person: Even yeet a baby?! Odysseus: I'll punt the baby if I have to. It's not like I wanna but I gotta do what I gotta do.
And so on and so forth. You GET IT.
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bohemian-nights · 1 month
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Just came from Team Black discourse and jezz,that people oozed racism from their skin. Dumbnyra stans proclaim Addam is the most important dragonseed so of course he would appear first and Nettles is ""Uninteresting and boring."/"she’s way overhyped and people often talk about her like she’s some YA protagonist rather than a side character in asoiaf"(their words)
Pardon me, even GRRM said he wanted to explore Nettles's story. Also have they seen how freaking lame is Missy Anne which basically did nothing on the war, her dragon sucks and was the only ruler kicked out from the throne by the smallfolk.
No offense to Addam, but they hype him up like that cause even though queen crazy tried to kill/maim him, that man stayed loyal to her and died for her.
He is literally the only dragonseed that stayed loyal to her. His sole purpose is to be loyal to her and sacrifice his life for her which is why this is the only official artwork/picture we have of him:
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The Loyal inscription looks like it is encased in a heart. Cough, he does what they wish Daemon did, cough.
In the end, his sacrifice is ultimately meaningless because the queen he died to protect ends up dying too.
The boy who dies and has no legacy(Alyn is the one who carries on the Velaryon name), is not nor will ever be more important than Nettles, but of course, he is going to get all the kudos instead of the girl who she tried to murder in her sleep because she couldn't stand that her husband fell in love with a Black girl(just like her weirdo stans).
They can say what they like though cause if Nettles was truly irrelevant/uninteresting she would’ve died, they would treat her like they do Mysaria, and yeah GRRM wouldn't have said this.
Now I won't dunk on them for liking Missy Anne. She has qualities, but there are plenty of people who love secondary characters(which is what Nettles is) more than the major players(see the Hunger Games, Harry Potter, and Star Wars fandoms to name a few).
Case in point, you have people who made up a whole backstory about General Hux from Star Wars (who is just a secondary character) with him being abused by his father and having some cat named Millicent. People were creating more content for him than they were Finn who was a main character(which I won't get into, but the Star Wars fandom is a fucking mess for the same reasons as the HOTD fandom).
So people liking/hyping up Nettles for being a bastard orphan girl who claims a wild dragon, has a prince willing to die for her, and survives the Dance(all canonical things mind you) doesn’t even top the turning secondary/minor characters into YA protagonists list and Nettles barely has any fans to begin with.
One can count the people who consistently post about her and/or who genuinely care about her character on about two hands and some change. These people are spazzing out over a fandom that consists of like 20 people (which makes this all the more hilarious). I wish she was more hyped than she was cause she's an awesome character, but she isn't that popular at all.
I cannot repeat this enough, they only shit on Nettles cause she isn't there to serve as Missy Anne’s mammy. That’s the only time they like Black women or Black characters and don’t mind us being included.
We have to serve them to be deemed worthy of inclusion(hence why they welcome a racebent Addam), but Nettles has her own story arc complete with surviving the Dance(she’s the only one who fought in the war that still had her dragon) and become a fire witch/goddess.
If that's being uninteresting, well then, she’s a very uninteresting character.
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iholli · 3 months
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"weh weh Alastor is canonically aroace you're being disrespectful" I'm ace and probably aro-adjacent get the fuck out of my space and let me foam at the mouth in peace
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thegoldenelite · 2 months
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From Matthew and Nicholas Jackson's Twitter 03/06/24💸
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lovecolibri · 1 year
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Anyway,
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crippled-peeper · 7 months
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other cripples: "hey the way people talk about mental illness in cripplepunk spaces makes me feel unwelcome in a place that should be there for me, because while I am physically disabled I find that the mental illnesses also cause serious problems with my quality of life and ableism, and having those problems not only dismissed but actively mocked makes the community feel unsafe for me to be in." morg: "ABLEBODIEDS ABLEDS THE ABLEBODIEDS ARE COMING TO INFILTRATE OUR HOLY LAND I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THESE ABLEBODIEDS WITH ADHD KEEP HARASSING ME JUST BECAUSE I KEEP CALLING THEM ABLEBODIED AND ALSO THE PEOPLE THAT GO AND ACCUSE THEM OF FAKING THEIR DISABILITY AND THREATENING TO "CRIPPLE THEM FOR REAL" HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ME DESPITE ME SAYING THAT EXACT THING EVERY SINGLE DAY AND REGULARLY TALKING ABOUT SPECIFIC PEOPLE TO GO HARASS, THE ABLEBODIEDS OHHH OOOOH"
absolutely nobody said you aren’t allowed to talk about being neurodivergent in addition to “being a cripple” we literally just said that to be a cripple you have to be physically disabled, you complete fucking dumbass
we have literally talked about my suicide attempt, my friends suicide attempts, and the ways we get physically abused in psychiatric care because of our physical disabilities
just because someone said “ADHD doesn’t paralyze you” doesn’t mean you get to just make shit up and scream your fucking head off in my inbox with your completely made up bullshit and outrage
if you honest to god feel this threatened by a quadriplegic man with a blog then please log off and spend some time in the real world you complete fucking lunatic
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The fact that there are people who are straight up MAD because Jiara got their endgame Is SOOOO fucking funny to me
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