#THESE ARE JOKES AS PER USUAL

[mazzystar24]

The season opening with Christopher dating multiple girls and being a player and making them all think they’re special and buck being the one to talk to him

Then episode four being about how Eddie’s being friends with Tommy and making buck jealous and being a player of basketball and buck not feeling like he’s special

Maybe Chris does in fact get it from Eddie 🙄

I see you Buckley Diaz family I see you🤨🤨🤨

#THESE ARE JOKES AS PER USUAL #Buck next ep is gonna be channeling the girl on the phone shit talking penny #911 #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #evan buck buckley #911 fox #911 abc #911onfox #buckley diaz family #911 spoilers

[rainbowpufflez]

Giovanni homophobia arc™️

#they’re all fucking with Gio which is why Rose still asks about them all dating #the real reason Team RR fell apart /j #they aren’t called Team Rainbow Rocket for nothing 😏 #all ur ships can be real if you’re brave enough #someone get Cyrus’s aro/ace outta there tho #that poor man just wants to leave #Archie and Maxie makeout session #Ghetsis is homophobic cause I say so /hj #sorry for the jumpscare in page two (lying) #Gus and Lys wouldn’t actually be dating at this point in the timeline but they are here for the joke #I tried on the French can’t promise it’s right 😭 #my friend checked it tho so hopefully we slay (shoutout to my friend tho fr!!) #All u need to know is Lys has murderous intentions as per usual #Archie is trans because I love him #Lys is Archie and Maxie’s designated fight stopper cause I hate him #team rainbow rocket #giovanni pokemon #lysandre pokemon #cyrus pokemon #lusamine pokemon #chairman rose #archie pokemon #maxie pokemon #ghetsis pokemon #perfectworldshipping #hardenshipping #<- u can tag it as other ships those are just the two ones I definitely implied #go crazy go stupid #make em a big polycule why not /hj #rainbowpufflez art tag

[im-queen-of-the-black-forest]

Scientific Method

Copia: You learn something new everyday! Like the day before yesterday I learned if you eat 29 slim jims, you’ll throw up! *carefully lifts paper bag* But yesterday I learned if you eat 28 slim jims you’ll also throw up! *carefully pulling a slim jim out of the bag* Logically 27 is my next step, I have high hopes for this.

Terzo: *very concerned* Have you eaten anything besides the slim jims over the last two days?

Copia: *carefully unwrapping a slim jim* Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to.

#ghost band #shitghosting #incorrect ghost quotes #papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus 4 #papa copia #cardinal copia #terzo emeritus #joke stolen from francis #as per usual

[sokkas-therapist]

divorced zukka but they’re divorced BECAUSE they wanted to be the first gay couple to get divorced. So immediate after same sex marriage is legalized they get married and then divorced that same afternoon

They’re still together tho, but they love telling people that they’re divorced :)

Like imagine- “aww, you two are so cute, are you together?” “No, we’re divorced 🥰”

#I know it’s not divorced zukka Saturday yet but here take this! #OH OH #or what if they aren’t even together yet #they just did it for the sake of saying they did it and thought it would be a funny joke #(but bro….I don’t think it’s a just anymore-) #they both slipped and caught feelings per usual #sokka #zuko #zukka #divorced zukka #atla #avatar #sokka x zuko

[baeshijima]

anyway ive now finished the lantern rite quest with just under an hour before it goes and

#just genshin <3 #the ugly sob i sobbed during the cutscene #LIKE HELLO WHAT BUSINESS DID HYV HAVE TO MAKE IT SO EMTIONAL AGAIN BUT IN A REALISTIC SENSE BC OF GAMINGS SITUATION #the resolution between him and his dad had me in shambles like i couldnt see bc i was crying sm #aND THE HUG DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ALONG WITH HIS PROUD SMILE AND HIM CALLING GAMING ‘son’ 😭😭😭 #anyway another year another banger lantern rite as per usual #and the addition of the fomtaine cast in the last quest had me giggling bc wdym zhongli purposely avoided meeting neuvillette and wdym #hu tao and furina had such a funny dynamic and wdym navia and clorinde date abd wdym neuvillette trying to get in on the banter by giving a #stone slate of the legal codex to wriothesley bc them and clorinde were joking abt getting him one before #one day we will get the zhongli neuvillette interaction we deserve….. one day….. #AND ALSO JUST EVERYTHING WITH MOON CARVER AND MOUNTAIN SHAPER BEING SILLIES IN MORTAL DISGUISES AND FOUND FAMILY CLOUD RETAINER SHENHE GANYU #sobbing and holds them gently

[dilutedconfusion]

He’s right behind me isn’t he?

#I PHYSCIALLY CANNOT STOP DRAWING #I concocted this little joke and my hand FLEW to my ipad #the lighting in this WAS SO FUN BTW #we both have completely opposite direction of lighting so no kid doesn’t have a beard lol #it just so happens that the character I love the most is my worst nightmare btw #i can’t tell if he wants to kill me or smooch me #I’m praying for both #i used a screenshot of kid i found to make him look more like himself #so therefore he looks less soft and more insane per usual #I KEEP COMING UP WITH FUNNY SELFSHIP ASS MEMES TO DRAW #so like expect more of those #realizing I can just DRAW myself with my bbg’s has changed my life for the worse #I’m like 30% more insane and foaming at the mouth #eustass kid #eustasscaptainkid #one piece #one piece eustass #self ship #PEOPLE SHOULD DRAW THEMSELVES LIKE THIS WITH THEIR EVIL FAV CAHRACTER

[lavenoon]

Someone's struggling a bit to differentiate the past from the present, seeing something that's not there

@naffeclipse I had SO much fun with this composition, thanks for treating me this morning <3

#post let luce #fnaf sb #fnaf sb au #cryptid!sun #cryptid!moon #cryptid!eclipse #cryptid sightings #cryptid sightings spoilers #naffeclipse #look. look. something something speed demon for the demon boys joke #in my defense. I have none I can only shift 'blame' #Naff you write too well how am I supposed NOT to draw immediately after reading? #I screamed so much this morning #honestly glad I rarely talk to my upstairs neighbors I do NOT want to know what they think of me #my art #almost forgot this one again! #as per usual! #'fun' fact this file was named 'oops! trauma' and that's what I'll call it in the masterlist too

[beachyserasims]

Wild Islanders spotted in the city!!! Everyone got their hair refreshed after the show, going for a more natural style.

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#judi is cracking jokes as per usual #shes fricken hilarious lol #Geneva Island Legacy #sims 4 #simblr #sims 4 story #ts4 story #the sims 4 story #sims4 storytelling #ts4 #the islanders #ts4 blender #sims4 blender #ts4 edit #extras chapter one

[rowlfthedog]

Just purchased The Book and I am, ironically, overjoyed about it

#barks #merch #also got the Cookie and Ernie books #but those aren’t as funny within the confines of my joke #the set of them is on a major sale rn on Amazon #58% off!!! #20 bucks for the three books #that’s like 6 dollar per book #the set is usually $47

[altruistic-meme]

............ i want to come out.

#its so hard but also im so tired of this ya know??? #my parents will be back in may #and..... idk. theyll only be here for a month before theyre on the road again for another god knows how long #it was like 10 months this time that theyll have been gone #and i just....... i want to tell them #maybe this is a result of me reading heattstopper lmao #i got to the part about charlie telling his parents about his ed again and just started tearing up #but also I've BEEN wanting to come out i just think i might actually be to the point where i just. do it. #I'm still half tempted to just send the email i wrote lol #i may print it and hand it to my mom just cus i can never actually say things out loud #but also i need to talk to my sister first cus i think I'll need that back up #sigh #idk. i want to so bad. i want to try. #im so. ugh. #its like a block in my chest and i hate it #my sisters partner sent me a photo earlier of some item in bg3 bc it has my legal name #and i kniw she was sending it as a funny joke thing but just... yeah. #anyway #im just ranting as per usual lol #fuck #shh ac

[i-bring-crack]

You ever think Persephone, when she came back from the underworld, was ever asked by the other gods how their favorite humans are doing?

#persephone #greek mythology #i mean she isnt the ONLY god to go away but she does reign over the souls and also stays with them more than other psychopomps #like hermes per say #the idea in my head ranges from hilarious (Apollo crawling back again like 'so...' and persephone sighs like 'which one is it this time') #to outright sad (athena humbky passing by the fields her mother cares for. usually a goddess of war such as her would be in the polis and #not so far out where only farmers live. but now she is here. reserved and quiet for a while before asking if she knows of a man. maybe one #who might have been mischevius enough to trick her at some point. maybe someone who had gona through the underworld twice but only came out #once. and persephone recalls before turning back to her and joking saying that yeah 'he has tried to escape again.' she smiles. #'and to the court he said. he only wishes to say goodbye to an old friend.' #ancient greece #man i need closure #i would say dionysous would also be approached but he would also be too drunk to remember—

[triptych-of-voids]

heyy does anyone want to come over here and let me cut them open for science and definitely not for any personal reasons pretty please

#gnawing my arm off #neway for legal reasons this is a joke as per usual you know the drill #the void rambles

[avallachs]

anyway, because people got precious about it: my disappointment at bg3 winning doesn't come from a place of hate or bitterness. i dearly love bg3 & had fun before it became unplayable for me. i just don't think a game that was released (and remains) heavily bugged & unfinished is this year's goty material.

#ophelia.txt #and as per usual i'm not here to argue with or change anyone's minds. happy for those of u who are excited about it winning <3 /gen #i wasn't going to say something like this. much less a day later. but some people got upset a my joke yesterday & i wanted to clarify !

[im-queen-of-the-black-forest]

Community Service

We open on the ghoul common room, cozy, warmly lit, and with a fire crackling peacefully on the hearth. On the couch we see Phantom and Cumulus sitting at opposite ends with a deck of cards between them

Phantom: Got any 3s?

Cumulus: Go-

*from outside the common room we hear a jumble of voices, growing closer and closer *

Cumulus: -fish?

*the common room door bursts open, swinging so hard it rebounds off the wall with a bang. Aether enters in a huff, carrying a squirming Dewdrop over his shoulder*

Dewdrop: *visibly scratched up, sleeves shredded, hair a mess, and covered in dirt* -AND I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY! I AM FILING A POLICE REPORT !! THAT CAT TRIED TO ASSASSINATE ME!!!

Cirrus: * coming through the door, covered in dirt and sticks* THAT WASN’T A CAT YOU DINGBAT, IT WAS A FUCKING MOUNTAIN LION

Swiss: *behind Cirrus, also visibly scratched* AND YOU AREN’T IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO QUALIFY FOR ASSASSINATION!

Dew:*being carried towards the first aid kit by Aether* THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL WHAT IT DID TO ME?!

Mountain: *bringing up the rear, and slamming the door* A SERVICE TO THE COMMUNITY!

*the little crowd of ghouls continue arguing as Aether picks up the med kit and continues down the hall. Their voices fading as they walk*

Phantom:…*picks up a card* ha! *puts a pair down* Uno!

#ghost band #shitghosting #incorrect ghost quotes #dewdrop ghoul #aether ghoul #mountain ghoul #swiss ghoul #cirrus ghoulette #cumulus ghoulette #phantom ghoul #joke stolen from francis #as per usual

[threeawfulfruits]

Btw yall I finally took the jump and watched Elemental last night because it had despite all odds been praised pretty consistently post-release by people whose opinions I respect - and everyone was RIGHT!!!

Despite the poor marketing and the absolutely uninspired, cliche, cringy trailer, this film was freaking PRECIOUS and IMPORTANT. In the first five minutes it made more strides talking about the immigrant experience and the connected cultural prejudice than entire documentaries. The importance of representation has never been more clear in a kid-friendly film - when no one solves the issues plaguing a community because no one FROM that community exists in a place of power high enough to make them known and make a difference, those issues become standard and suffering perpetuates. Bitterness and distance increases. They did great talking about privilege and culturally hostile infrastructure, and how socioeconomic differences affect how people see and experience and move through the world. How there doesn’t have to be malice for real, lasting harm to be done, just ignorance and oversight.

Language barriers. Cultural and religious differences. Different goals and structures of support within families. The small-town solidarity of ethnic communities within large cities. The role of nostalgia. Talent and creativity and how that is nurtured based on priorities and the privileges we are born with/without. Generational trauma. Tokenism and fetishization. The universality of prejudice from every direction. MICROAGGRESSIONS.

And the characters!!! We love an emotionally stunted woman who has zero CSR skills - Ember is a disaster in a really uncommon way. I love it. And Wade is the sweetest lil puddle of empathy I’ve ever seen!!! My emotionally constipated ass felt some of his lines like a literal stab through the chest, he’s so sincere and compassionate at every turn and it’s both alarming and disarming. Talk about a soft boi who is also WHOLESOME and OBSERVANT. Wow. (Also I’ve been obsessed with Mamoudou Athie since I first saw him in Unicorn Store a few years ago - Black Box, Oh Jerome No, Archive 81, he’s SO good - and so is his VOICE ACTING!!! Whoa my dude)

#I was sooooo against watching this one bc all the promo was Sharp Fire Lady and Soft Water Boy haha elements!!! cliches!!! bad jokes!!! #but I’m really glad I did bc as usual the trailers were INSANELY MISLEADING per the actual plot and characters and humor style #I don’t know why they keep doing this the same thing happened with the marketing for Encanto #okay I know WHY they do it - to attract the attention of the 8 and under crowd so they bug their parents and their parents take them to the #theater to see it #but still UGH be better!!! know your audience!!! #elemental #films #animation #Disney films

[giurochedadomani]

Is it too early for Valentine’s day thingies? Because picture Eddie being stood up by his date on a dinner and waiter!Billy noticing what's happening, clocking out when he can and automatically sitting in Eddie's booth as if it were the most obvious thing in the world, like: thanks for waiting rockstar, what are you treating me with tonight?

Bonus points if they have the double entendre conversation in which it becomes apparent that Eddie was waiting for some other guy and that it was a date. Billy seems surprisingly pretty chill about it but also Eddie will soon discover that Billy swings that way too

#mungrove #Eddie's got 'person that people would only date as a joke' written all over him #Yes I'm per usual kind of projecting #Also I'm very enchanted by the idea of Billy being a good person but not being nice #Like yeah he genuinely wants to salvage Eddie's horrendous night #But also Eddie's going to have a bit of trouble distinguishing whether or not Billy's mocking him at first #Billy Hargrove