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#THEY'RE SO !?!?!!?!?! like just kiss alr idk
mara-phelion · 2 months
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have we ever considered that nightowl and onionthief have the makings of two Bitter Exes
doing nightowl's route and seeing the way onion acted towards both us and him felt so...telling. like it's not even them being in a full romantic relationship, any kind would've sufficed, but everyone can see an unmistakeable tension
let me paint you a picture: two grad students who like the same web novel. so different, yet one always balances out the other
emotion and logic, the sun and the moon—two people are at incredible parallels to each other that they fail to realize that they're just the sides of the same coin
onion cares in his own way, calculated and cold yet with warmth all the same. and nightowl sees that. he argues, but he sees that. until the words are too harsh, too critical, too much like his mother and her endless ways to tell him he's not enough
on the other end, nightowl is the life of the party, seriousness can be so easily pushed back in his light. and onion basks in it. he gets burnt, but he basks in it. until the sleepless nights happen and the alcohol hits, too chaotic, too vulnerable, just too much
and they break apart. who cares about what they could've been if they had only learned that they shared the same affinity for numbers? what does it matter that they both know what it's like to fear the impending doom of expectations? they're just onion and owl. too different. too much for the other to love
then here comes mc with their patience, intelligence, humor, and kindness. and just like that, old wounds open as onionthief and nightowl see exactly what they wanted and needed from the other that they never got
but mc chooses nightowl. in all his failure and broken glory, and in turn, he chooses to be better for the both of them
while onion is left to think about all the what-if's. what if he were kinder? what if he were less arrogant and cared more about him instead of being right?
left to wonder why now, why not then when it mattered just as much, not when it was him who was on nightowl's side
why he just wasn't good enough.
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maplesyrupsainz · 3 months
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˖⁺。˚⋆˙clues | MV1˖⁺。˚⋆˙
pairing: max verstappen x singer!reader y/n (she/her)
genre: social media au
warnings: fluff af
summary: in which you and your boyfriend lay out clues for your fans to connect the dots of your new relationship
a/n: super cute req not a maisie fan myself but saw the soft launch pics nd immediately thought i need to make a fanfic of this 😝 ended up choosing max coz i feel like i've done slightly similar plots with oscar & lando before, i barely write for max !
request!!!: Hiii, I’ve never requested before so slightly nervous but I have idea lol. Idk if you know who Maisie peters is (amazing singer btw if you don’t know her go look her up!) but she recently just high key hard launched but covers the face of her bf, maybe you could do something like this for like max, Lando or Oscar 🤷‍♀️ I have been literally day dreaming about it and maybe like everyone’s trying to figure out who it is and with every picture that’s posted there’s clues idk!! Completely up to you! Anyway love your work 🫶🫶🫶
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user1 the love we had was eating me whole i had to send it home 🥺
user2 i threw a party he kissed me right in front of my friends ?!? 🤔
oliviarodrigo so amazing as always 🫶
yourusername ahh tysm angel!!!
yourbff SO PROUD OF U
yourusername love u so so much
user3 omg this song is so amazing im so happy she's moving on from her ex
user4 me too she deserves the world fr
user5 the way i loved u i will not be embarrassed of that ❤️
user6 she's so talented i love her fr
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user7 OMG THE CROSSOVER
user8 wtf is max in london
user9 omg what is happeninggg
user10 feels sus
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user15 omg a bf ??
user16 OMG WHO IS HE
user17 boooo & we all wanted her to date max lol
user18 she alr has a man 😭
user19 max verstappen found d3@d
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user20 not y/bff/n being a red bull supporter!!!
user21 another win for the maxy/n agenda
user22 obsessed with the y/n f1 crossover
yourusername car go zoom or whatever
yourbff ikr my favourite part was when they drove fast
gracieabrams tell y/n to get off the paddock & into the studio!!
yourbff i'll let you tell her that 😝
yourusername 🤨
user23 you tell her gracie
user24 y/n looks sooo cute
user25 ikr max verstappen found crying in the rb garage
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user26 omg the red bull references...
user27 IS SHE DATING MAX VERSTAPPEN I NEED TO KNOW
user28 so many clues
user29 maybe they're jus friends? they've never even been seen interacting
redbullracing 🫶
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user30 something is happening
yourbff hehe 👀
user31 EVEN THIS IS SUSPICIOUS
user32 i feel like her first soft launch was too early for it to be max
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user35 ok im convinced
user36 this is so cute i could cry
user37 NOT HER QUOTING MAX IM FINISHED
user38 they're dating surely
user39 "reasons i love you" omg😭😭😭😭
user40 CHARLES IN THE LIKES?
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user42 omg
user43 this is life changing
user44 IM SO SHOCKED
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user45 AHHH
yourbff finally
maxverstappen1 🤫
user46 can't believe my fav singer is dating my fav driver
user47 & who was it that said only hot girls support rb 😝
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user51 this relationship might be the best thing to ever happen to me
user52 daniel ricciardo in the likes we won fr
user53 i love u y/n
user54 y/n love songs about max incoming
charles_leclerc we love having you around y/n !
yourusername ahhh tysm for being so welcoming
user55 OMGGG LOVEEEE
danielricciardo slay y/n
yourusername yupppp u know ittt
user56 FRIENDSHIP?!?!??
yourusername of course we're friends i have to earn the approval of all of max's boyfriends
danielricciardo HAHAHAH
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maxverstappen1 i love you
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de4dlyniightshade · 4 months
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ilysm and ur writing omg mamas (u have no idea who I am #parasocialrelationshipcore) BUT im like A SUPER FAN ☝️😫 anyway, ma'am, i had a sudden deep and absolutely CARNAL need inside of me- and how better to solve that emptiness with your headcanons?? 😍 OKAY, so the vision was like basically how spencer would act if you like praised something about him a lot like you emphasize it sm, YK? like say u said his lips were pretty or like his style is *chef's kiss* LIKE HOW WOULD HE REACT TO THIS INFORMATION?!! DOES HE THINK ABT IT OR IS HE COCKY OR WHAT? i need this man on a scary level omfg I'm so down baddddd THE D IS FIRE! also UGH i love your headcanons like they're literally my thoughts except like they're BETTER. que yummi (sorry for allat btw I'm a yapper if u couldn't alr tell)
idk who you are but i love you. you seem so fun and sweet pls kiss me on the mouth.
also! HIS LIPS!!! YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT!!!(i have to go with his lips. they're so gorgeous.)
would probably think you're making fun of him at first bcs he doesn't get compliments often or he thinks you're just saying it to be nice so he'd just be like "thanks:]" with his silly white boy smile.
when you continue saying stuff like "i'm so jealous of your lips spencer, they're so pretty, it's not fair" he realises that you're actually serious and actually complimenting him and gets all bashful about it.
studies his lips in the mirror to see what you're seeing but just doesn't understand why you're so obsessed with them, to him they're just his lips that he's always had.
gets teased to death by derek about it, derek mocking your compliments in a high pitched voice and making kissy faces at spencer.
looks forward to your compliments every day for a little confidence boost and when you're not there for whatever reason he doesn't know what to even do with himself.
ofc you don't just compliment his lips, most of the time it is but you also tell him how good his hair looks when he gets a haircut or if you notice a new tie you make sure to mention it, the way he shyly thanks you for noticing making your whole week.
drunkenly telling him how kissable his lips are is inevitable for sure and when you do he doesn't even know how to answer you, just sitting with his mouth agape staring at you with big wide eyes and red cheeks.
when you randomly ask him if your compliments make him uncomfortable he can't answer you fast enough, immediately telling you that they don't and mumbling that he actually likes them which makes you raise your brow at him.
the knowledge that he likes your compliments only makes you do it even more, making it your mission to have him blushing and flustered at every chance you get.
loves your jokey compliments, like telling him he has a nice ass or something bcs it makes him laugh.
in conclusion, spencer is a compliment WHORE.
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pettydollie · 4 months
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Dad Bakugo x mom reader - I need more children in my life 😭✋🏾
def calls his kid "squirt" and "buddy"
in mY universe, he has a boy and a girl bc he needs the best of both worlds
CALLS YOU "MA" GOODNIGHT
we all know he wakes up really early, earlier than you even, so he's the one to check on the babies/kids every morning to see if they're ok :)
definitely keeps schedules of you and your kids days like exams, report cards, if they're going to a friend's house, etc
yk how most kids tend to be like "ewwww" whenever their parents kiss?? not ur kids nono. first of all, your son is the quieter one. not that he's not talkative, he just has a little bit of a hard time expressing himself. anyhow, his sister is very loud. but either way, they both think its sweet. your daughter even said something like "i hope my husband kisses me like that" once (when she was an older kid tho lol)
your son goes to talk to you a lot. he adores you so so much. but one day when he wanted to hang out with you, you weren't home. you were busy running errands while katsuki was at home watching tv. your son started crying and katsuki was like wtf?? eventually, your son grew accustomed to speaking to katsuki. as he got older, he actually talked to him more than you.
teaches your son how to be a man :,) katsuki knew he was bitchy in his younger years and he didn't want either of his kids to be like him. he taught them both manners and how to properly have a conversation.
little pitter patter of their feet ran into your guys' shared bedroom on christmas morning and began jumping your bed. katsuki groaned and rubbed his eyes aggressively. "it's christmas, mommy!" your little boy shouted. "wake up daddy!!" your daughter shouted in his ear. "alright alright you rugrats"
at your daughter's kindergarten graduation (idk if everyone had this but i did lmao), katsuki was tearing up and although he tried to hide it, he had to remain the strong one while comforting you while you bawled your eyes out.
p.s your daughter is the oldest
when she brought home her first boyfriend... ooo chile
i see a lot of people writing how katsuki would act up but tbh in his older years, i think he'd be a lot more mature. he'd greet the dude politely and treat him like he would any of her friends
btw lemme just say: your daughter is a mommy AND daddy's girl. she loves u both insanely
honestly while eating dinner with the boyfriend or something, katsuki would be very blunt and not pay too much mind to him LMAOO he'd be like "'tis is great, doll" as if you don't cook dinner every week and it's only when your daughter brings up how he wants to work at katsuki's angency, where he perks up
"oh shit, no kiddin'?" and you smack his arm lightly.
well this changes everything! he practically gave the kid his blessing. "welcome to the family son"
your son doesn't really care about them together, he just doesn't wanna see his big sis get hurt. lets say that your son is 15 and your daughter is 17. "so, bf/n. have you fucked her?"
you almost spit out your drink like a cartoon. your daughter is shook, katsuki's rage from UA is all coming back to him, and the boyf is scared for his life
you, katsuki, and your daughter have a little talk after dinner
"use condoms" kats stated. "i- WH- nono you can have sex next year." you corrected but ur daughter is like huh?? "wha why next year?" you scoff. "because you'll be a legal adult thats why." "no offense, momma, but that's really dumb. when did you and dad start having sex?" she folded her arms. katsuki shrugged. "like i said, use condoms."
you and your daughter gossip like crazy alr?? ur like the gilmore girls except you're married and didn't get pregnant at 16 (almost)
and this is nothing new to katsuki, he's heard u guys gossip trillions of times. but when he found out you guys talked abouy HIM TOO??
he busts into the room. your daughter squeals and runs behind you. "hi honeyy-" he shushes you, "you guys talkin' shit 'bout me?" "nope" you guys say in unison. "there's this other guy, uh.."
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sukunasfangurl · 2 months
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Okay so like here are some sukuna hcs :3
I'm drooling over this mf too much and I'm bored asf, so have fun and read to your hearts content!!
POV: Sukuna hates your ass, but he found you interesting and kept you around, and now he's basically an iPad kid, and your the iPad. (It's late idk why this is funny)
SFW
- Calls you cute pet names instead or your actual name since he met you!
Dumb female, woman, worthless trash, trashy female, maggot (how lovely!!)
To..
(Wretchedly adorable disgustingly beautiful woman/j, little bunny, brat, my weakling)
Not really into cute cheesy stuff so he either keeps it mean or simple, maybe sometimes cute.
- when he met you, you either had to have some good stories to tell him or an interesting personality, or else he probably would've ignored u or killed you tbh.
- he doesn't like to admit it, but he loves to listen to you talk, and converse with you when he's bored.
- whether you know how to cook or not, he doesn't care that much.. (he has uruame or wtv) but if u do know how then that's a wonderful bonus!
- he'd play board games with you, or any kind of games if he was really bored.. (also wanted something to be good at and beat you with) if he looses he'll probably just fight you one on one to remind you who's better in general
- when he goes out destroying villages and killing people, he brings you back expensive souvenirs before leaving. Once he saw a woman with beautiful clothing, he thought it would look good on you, so after he killed everyone he took it and gifted it to you! :3
- doesn't care so much about the dating stuff, if he has you around so much then your already his, so why put a status on it?
- I don't think he would marry.. but if he ended up being madly in love with you or had some sort of admiration towards you, he would just get a ring and put it on you, say your mine/my queen forever and be done with it
- he actually secretly loves when you want to cuddle him from time to time.. he likes your warmth while he puts his huge 4 arms around you and cradle you
- jealous? Sure, possessive? Definitely, this guy will not tolerate other men getting close to you. If they talk with you, he'll be pissed sure, but he knows you won't actually get to close, but touch you? Flirt? Yeah, they're dead.
- loves squeezing your thighs/belly, anything he can get his hands on, not even sexually sometimes, he just wants to feel you (calms him down sometimes)
- when you annoy him too much, he rolls his eyes and flicks your head or arm playfully, then tells you to leave him alone for now. If you get sad about it he'll probably get more mad and just pull you into his arms and squeeze you, "whatever, sorry you sensitive weakling.." kisses you and let's u annoy him for a bit longer
- loves to eat, whenever he's hungry he likes to eat and talk with you sometimes, mostly listen to you talk. He stuffs your mouth with some cow meat or something because he thinks your face looks cute stuffed. If your a vegetarian, he'd probably roll his eyes once you told him and tell you how you would not like meat. (Shows up with a whole farm worth of fruits and veggies to get uruame to make a custom meal for you)
NSFW
-when yall fuckin, he definitely degrades and groans real loud tbh.
- names like, slut, my little cumdump, whore, and all those nasty names come up
-he def has a breeding kink
- loves to mark you, biting everywhere he can, scratching, just to wake up the next morning and see you covered with his love marks is so satisfying to him
- when you get too tired, he stops after a bit and lays down beside you for you to sleep in his arms, if he's still not satisfied he'd probably be pissed but it's alr there's always tomorrow
- he's big, hella girthy too I must say
- he loves missionary or mating press the most, the look on ur face makes him feel even more powerful and when you ride him it's even better seeing you struggle to take him
- spanking goes crazy tbh, loves hearing your yelps and whines when he spanks too hard
- he's so good at eating you out, like seriously, way too good. He doesn't even bother looking up at you most times, too focused on your taste and sounds you make when he gets too rough on eating that shi out 💯
Alr I'm too tired for more but if you have any characters u want me to do go ahead and comment em!! Sorry if this was bad I was half passed out but I'll do better trust, goodnight!
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tinyidle · 6 months
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What would an (G)I-DLE x ATEEZ orgy look like?
nearly had a brain explosion when i thought of how to go about this nsfw, all fiction ik it's taboo but calm ur tits n balls okay? alright
first of all, ill make up pairs based on how they portray themselves:
sy x hj (spoiler) - they're so much like each other, they'll just fill each other out very well
yq x yh - cheery puppies, will fuck like puppies too
my x sgh - pretty ppl belong together idk
sh x wy - bratty ppl deserve to duke it out in the bedroom lol
sj x sn - they're performers, they perform
mn x jh - they're vocals, they'll make sex sound so pleasing for no reason
mg x sy - for some reason I think she'd level him and make him feel so small while she'd feel like she's being destroyed by his you-know-what
ysg x sh/my - pretty ppl deserve to be together
now how they'd all be like together:
the leaders, queencard and pirate king, start by making out
they get a bit too into it, making their counterparts yuqi and seonghwa to pull them away, kissing their leaders themselves before pulling away
miyeon would go to hwa, touching him everywhere while kissing his neck, the slightly older male basking in the feeling
meanwhile yunho goes to yuqi and pulls her all to himself, roughly pawing at her top as she jutted her hips for him to pull down the piece of clothing that mattered most
soyeon goes to mingi, guiding the big boy to touch himself while she strip teases him
joong then goes to shuhua and wooyoung, guiding the to actually fuck and not just tease each other to oblivion
yeosang was heaving as jongho helped minnie go down on him, his length being a challenge; but because of her experience with jongho's girth, she got him in pretty easily after a few chokes and stokes
san and soojin were at it the farthest, with her holding her hair up as she rode his length, him holding her hips so that she'd be grounded
of course there's a rotation, and even a thing that looks like a gangbang, but make no mistake that after all this, they're all making out with each other as they're drenched in each other's fluids
they take 10 minute showers separately, because if done in threes and twos it'll take much longer to clean up iykwim
alr thx for this ask ill dowse myself in puraqua
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heartsoulspiritelite · 9 months
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Dominik Mysterio x Y/N
This one is not very good but eh ill post it anyway. Ill make a better one, idk when tho.
Female reader
Y/n = your name
N/n = Nick name
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Summary-
Y/N and Dominik used to be best friends, they told each other everything, but once everything went south the Mysterio Family Y/n couldn't bring herself to forgive to him.
As she was walking around backstage, she bumped into the person she's been trying to avoid.
Dominik Mysterio.
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Former Bestfriends
Y/N and Dominik used to be best friends, they told each other everything, but once everything went south the Mysterio Family Y/n couldn't bring herself to forgive to him. Not when he hurt his family like that.
When Y/n and Dom were friends she wasn't a pro wrestler but she supported him throughout his whole career, she was training with Rey Mysterio to beome a wrestler one day and she was so so grateful.
In 2023 Y/n got signed with the WWE. She couldn't be happier. she thanked Rey everyday for his help, without him she wouldn't be here.
She was quite nervous though. What if she ran into Dom backstage? Would he ignore her? Would he remember her? All these thoughts were running through her head as she was walking around backstage, They hurt.
As she was overthinking she didn't realise she walked into somebody- or a couple people actually.
"OMG IM SO SOR-" She tried apolagize before she realized who it was she bumped into.
She looked up and see the the person she'd been trying to avoid.
Dominik Mysterio.
"its alright.. wait Yn is it really you..?" He said in shock staring her up and down
"Yup! Nice to see you again. Bye" She tried to leave before one of the people beside him grabbed her arm
"Who the hell are you?!" The person who she knows is Rhea Ripley asks her.
She was scary, She truly terrified Y/n, She was really pretty though.
Dominiks eyes widened when he saw what was happening
"Mami calm down, Balor, Priest can you guys takes her to the locker room or something?" He pleaded
Mami. The name was just as cringy to hear it in person than it was on tv. She must admit though, Hearing it come from Dom's mouth made her blush, shes always had a crush on him, she never dare to tell him though, She'll take it to her grave unless he makes the first move, She doubts he will though, Seeing him all happy with Rhea... She'd never have a chance with guy like him. They aren't even friends anymore.
"Y/n come here" He motioned for her to follow him and he took her to an abanded locker room
They both sat down on the ground and just stared at one another waiting for someone to break the silence.
Dominik chose to.
"Look im sorry" He whispered
"You should apolagize to your dad" She whispered not looking him in the eye
"I know i should, but thats not why i was apolagizing. Look im so sorry for practically abandoning you and bringing you into all of these messes, I just miss you, I miss you so much n/n"
She teared up at his confession
"I-i miss you too Dom" Both of the superstars smiled at each other
"I can't believe you got signed. It about he time, congrats" He congratulated her
"Thanks" She giggled before continuing
"You look good by the way" She complimented him
His cheeks turned a rosy pink at her compliment.
"Thank you, so do you Y/n"
Y/n looked down, avoiding his gaze while picking at her shirt before she told him what was running through mind.
"I-i dont think we can be friends again" y/n mumbled
"What... Why not" Dominik asked sadly while shaking his head
"You're with the judgement day. They're your friends Dom, plus Rhea wont like me hanging out with you, I think its just better if we avoid one another, im sorry." She smiled at him numbly
"NO.. I was friends with you first, it has always been you n/n i dont need them, its all just Vince and triple H's plan. I need you" He rushed out standing up
Y/n stood up with him and grabbed him hands, looking him in the eye.
"It'll be alr-" She started before she got cut off
Dominik kissed her.
woah.
Y/n froze in shock before she kissed him back and grabbed his neck lightly to deepen the kiss while he put his hands on her waist..
She felt him smile against her lips.
"You don't know how long i've wanted to do that'' He mutters while looking dazed.
"Well i see why they call you dirty dom" she mocked him while smirking
"Shut up" he blushed
"I've loved you for so long"
"I love you too, Remember all i need is you, Its always been you"
~cross-posted on Wattpad & ao3 ~
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boyfhee · 10 months
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ooo wait what about rating likelihoods using the otp prompt generator and your moots with their bias
mimi ure a genius
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@maiverie : 104266/10 why am i crying IM IMAGINING THEM GOING TO A PET CAFE AND ALL THE KITTENS/PUPPIES JSUT ASSEMBLE AROUND HEE AS THEY SIT DOWN??? like she goes to place their order and then it's heeseung who's busy playing with them it's so cute until it's time to leave and mai has to pick the kittens/pups one by one and put them aside to free him 😭😭😭😭 they keep running back to him HEAD IN MY HANDS IM DISSOCIATING 😭😭
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@flwrshee : 10/10 ITS GIVING HIGHSCHOOL TALENT COMPETITION? like imagine ri being the new student and having no one to pair up with yet and then heeseung approaches her, asking if she wants to pair up with me (ri-cael band disbanding in my head) I SEE HIM LOOKING AT HER WITH HEART EYES AS SHE PLAYS WTV INSTRUMENT SHE'S GOOD AT. like the perfect romance here idk my otp fr THEIR PERFORMANCE IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE LIKE EVERYONE SAW THE WAY HE LOOKED AT HER WHEN SHE WAS THANKING PPL AROUND AFTER WINNING ohhh god me when😂
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@whoschr : 56325/10 hear me out. both chae and hee having a crush on each other and they go out with their friends IT'S SNOWING OFC WE NEED TO SET THE ATMOSPHERE and then they sit on the bench when heeseung sees that she's shivering a bit??? chae i know u left ur scarf at home deliberately. ANYWAY SO SHE JOKINGLY SAYS THAT THEY SHOULD SHARE HIS SCARF BUT MY GUY, HE'S SERIOUS AND SCOOTS CLOSER TO HER AND PUTS HIS SCARF AROUND BOTH OF THEM im on the floor crying . like imagine both of them blushing and all JUST CONFESS ALR
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@hoonvrs : 10/10 SAINTHOON CORE!!!!! thought they both were being discreet and subtle with all those glances and winks WE SAW. like u do not expect us to not notice the way sunghoon deliberately drops his pen during class as an excuse to mutter a soft and quiet 'i love you' to saint who's sitting in front of him GOD THE PEAK OF HS ROMANCE???? thought no one was there when they were kissing in class after school but me and ri we SAW U BOTH . the walk of confidence they do when they announce their relationship to the friend group on graduation and everyone is like . we Know 🥸 EVERYONE POINT AT LAUGH AT THE LOSER COUPLE i love them
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@haerinz : 9/10 one point off bc idk how someone messes up a kiss so bad that they have bruises BUT THIS IS SO CUTE LIEK IT ALR TOOK JUNGWON EIGHT DAYS AND FIFTEEN SELF TED TALKS TO KISS FAE AND THEN WHEN THEY TRY TO DO THEY JUST BUMP FOREHEADS 😭😭😭 the crazy amount of blushing oh my god he cant face her after that . BUT FAE I KNOW WHAT U ARE I BET SHE CUPS HIS FACE AND KISSES HIM YEAHHH idk maybe they also get matching bandages for those bruises ☝️
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@jaeyunverse : scale broke THIS GENERATOR IS CRAZY?? ok first of all i know the real sage won't hesitate let's be fr. second of all THIS IS SO CUTE like idek what to say here everything is said by the generator LIKE I BET SHE FIRST STARTED AT HIS FACE FOR A GOOD FIVE MINUTES. AND THEN LEANS IN TO KISS HIM BUT ALMOST BACKS OFF WHEN HEESEUNG OPENS IN HIS EYES BUT HE'S A MAN OF HIS WORDS HE DOES KISS HER i could've added a few more things here but let's keep the delusion low for now
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@tyunni : 10/10 this is something they will do i know. like imagine riki peeking through the slight gap as he hides in the closet, smiling widely every time may seemingly steps towards the closet BUT SHE NEVER GOES NEAR IT 🤓☝️ MY BOY SPENT FIFTEEN MINUTES IN A FUCKING CLOSET FOR HER LMFAOOO HE JUST GIVES UP IN THE END AND COMES OUT SAYING "U HAVE TO COME NEAR THE CLOSET FOR ME TO SCARE U" LIKE ??????? riki where did the logic go. HE'S SULKING BC HIS PLAN FAILED AND I KNOW MAY WILL NOT LET THIS GO . riki hates her for this (no he doesn't)
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@jennaissantes : 10/10 the cutest!!! like they're both sitting on the couch and watching tv before the tv is ignored and they start talking ab their day SHARING TEA ohh . gossip girls fr 🙏 U CANNOT MISS THE WAY THEY KEEP SHIFTING CLOSER TO EACH OTHER LIEK from sitting at corners for the armrest to moving to the middle to falling asleep while cuddling and snuggling on the couch THAT GUY IS HOLDING ON HER REAL TIGHT BC HE DOESNT WANT LILY TO FALL OF THE COUCH i want this
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@ctrlemis : 10/10 idc if anyone uses ipod now THIS IS TOO CUTE TO NOT TALK ABOUT. like cmon im sure sunoo is down bad for art ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD BE and he def plans on confessing with a playlist since they love listening and trying out new songs. THE SWEATER UMMM bet it's after it has rained and the temperature has gotten a few degrees lower when sunoo offers them his sweater before art leaves for home (they both do but they live in opposite directions yes this is right) he literally sprints all the way to art's place when he realises his ipod is with them, AND LIKE IMAGINE THE CONVO LIKE ART DEF GOES "i like you too" while handing over his sweater and ipod while sunoo just stops functioning for a good minute IM CRYING THEY'RE SO ADORABLE
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@sunooze : 356447/10 adding mimi here for giving this amazing idea IM SRY IF JAY IS NOT UR BIAS BUT I JS WENT WITH HIM BC I SAW HEE, JAY, JAKE AND SUNOO ON UR BLOG PLSSS but this is so cute i would propose immediately if someone did this for me LIKE I DEF SEE U RUMMAGING THRU THE KITCHEN TO LOOK FOR SOMETHING TO EAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND JAY WALKS UP TO CHECK ON ALL THE SHUFFLING NOISES??? he looks so sleepy ok sleepy jay will be adorable i know but all the sleep lefts his body when he realises that what u want isnt at home . INSTANTLY RUNS TO THE STORE . LIKE U BLINK AND HE'S OUT OF THE HOUSE. comes back w so many packets of that food item that it's not gna run out for at least a week pls pay him back in cuddles ☹️
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@heeliopheelia : 10/10 BUTTERFLIES? carly and hee they both r talking more like she is talking and he's listening so attentively (eye contact game is insane) while she's talking about her day or something, AND THEN HE SUDDENLY BRINGS HIS HAND UP TO HER FACE TO TUCK A FEW STRANDS OF HER HAIR BEHIND HER EAR how have you not passed out yet bae. AND THE WAY HE'S SO NORMAL ABOUT IT LIKE HIS REASON IS "it was blocking my view, pretty," I WILL THROW MY LAPTOP ACROSS THE ROOM
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georgegraphys · 3 months
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Brands that user georgegraphys think would fit George (as team sponsor/individual BA jobs)
1. Samsung (Technology & Electronics)
I know George used Iphones but imo, Samsung would be a good fit to sponsor the team because a) their brand image definitely fit Mercedes & George a lot (bold, broad innovations, and of course, their main colours (Black, White, Blue) fits Mercedes official colour a lot or it doesn't clash against other colours, colour synchro is important too) + their CSR aligns a lot with Mercedes' as they focus a lot on energy efficient, sustainable, and renewable products
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2. Cartier (Jewelry)
It is unlikely for Cartier to be a team sponsor, so i'd like to think of George doing a campaign for their collections. Was actually thorn between BVLGARI and Cartier (but then I thought BVLGARI would fit Lewis better, giving me maximalism vibes) whereas George imo, will look better with the simplicity that Cartier jewelry offers (i could honestly imagine Carmen & George doing this join Cartier campaign)
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3. Brunello Cucinelli (Fashion)
This is highly unlikely as Mercedes and George are tied with Tommy Hilfiger (even if it happens, it would be an individual collab w/ George) but a collaboration with Brunello Cucinelli would blow people's minds. George actually wore plenty of Brunello Cucinelli clothes (one of them being the sweater he wore in Austria this year). Brunello Cucinelli emits the old money modest elegance, minimalism, and classic that would fit George a lot (as it seems like his fashion style is the opposite of Lewis' maximalism and stand out-ish)
plus, George is friends with THE Brunello Cucinelli's daughter alr on instagram 😜
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4. L'Oreal (Cosmetics & Personal Care)
I might sound like i'm drunk but HAVE YOU SEEN GEORGE'S HAIR?! L'Oreal can easily make him their model if they become a team sponsor or collaborate with him on a personal campaign. It's a perfect objective for L'Oreal. That's if we're talking about the haircare part, but the skincare? George could too. His skin is *chef's kiss* perfect for a L'Oreal CF shoot on a beach
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5. Hennessy (Alcoholic Beverages)
Haven't looked up the F1 policy on this since they seem to be sponsored by Heineken and idk if another alcoholic beverages brand is allowed to sponsor a team. But hey... FUCK THE ENERGY DRINKS WE ROLL WITH THE ALCOHOLS. George's fancy commercial with Hennessy, while drinking a cognac? I'll take it. Plus points for Hennessy is that sophisticated beautiful product design they had (the bottle designs) and the logo 🥹🥹 (i'm a sucker for logos okay)
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Other optional replacements:
Ritz Carlton/Marriott Bonvoy > Intercontinental Hotel Group
It's British and had the same vibes and elegance of an expensive hotel just like Marriott Group & Ritz Carlton (I prefer Ritz Carlton over all) but yeah could be switchable. We can still see George doing silly Marriot Bonvoy-like CF
IWC Schaffhausen > Tissot Watches
There won't be a really huge change between Schaffhausen to Tissot as both of them are similarly classic Mercedes vibes.
Police Eyewear > Michael Kors
I just prefer MK's design over Police even though Police ones that George wears are good. Plus point for MK is that they're more well known (opinionated statement)
Monster Energy > None (?)
I don't think an energy drink company sponsor is really needed in George's Mercedes.
Possibly other brand types that i'm interested in for Mercedes to partner with : Airlines (Lufthansa/Etihad Airways) or Luxury Goods manufacturer (Montblanc/Fortnum & Masons/Harrods)
Other than these brands : i personally think Van Cleef & Arpels, Guiness, Bottega Venetta, L'Occitane, and Salvatore Ferragamo to be a great contender in being a good brand for George. But if we're talking about British stereotypes, Lipton should sponsor him LMFAOOO
Conclusion is George doesn't lack brands that fits his image branding and personality. Haters should not worry about who'll sponsor Mercedes/George. There are lots of brands that fit George's Mercedes and George Russell himself, maybe you should broaden your brand knowledge 🤭😝☺️
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wafflesfan · 1 year
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Brok x Mimir headcanons.
(Beacuse i've been obsessed with them for a while now.)
(Lets pretend mimir has a body alr)
Brok would definitely call mimir "honey" or "sunshine" beacuse he reminds him of yellow. But not too many times beacuse you know how he is (he mostly call him that when they're alone or in home).So mostly he goes by "mimir" tho.If they're being goofy he's been calling him "goat".
And mimir would call him alot of names.But he'll choose something with "sweet" in it. Yk somehing like. "Sweets" mostly beacuse brok is just..adorable in some way to him.For goofyness he'll choose "shorty" or smth to make brok mad about it idk.
Their mornings are lazy and long.Brok would get up and make mimir his honey tea and some black coffee or just beer/mead for himself as he cooks breakfast.
As brok cooks mimir would definitely would come from behind and ask what hes cooking or give him a little hug? Idk how to name it.Yk just a quick hug then he'll go dealing with his business.
Brok would give him little gifts for expressing his feelings and love for mimir.Just something like buying him some new book "i thought of ya when i saw it."
And its adorable of him in some way
And mimir will call him "gifter" by that.
Brok would definitely learn how to cook better for mimir.
They both love quality time even if its just sitting in not akward silence and minding their own business.
Mimir would definitely pick up brok to hug him or kiss him
And brok doesnt mind,even if hes confused at first (he probably thought that mimir will just lean to do it)
They like to tease each other.
They like it very much
They would also drink with each other really often.
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lionmythflower · 2 months
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lmao not me rewatching the nutcracker and the four realms.
But I actually can't stop laughing.
"That diabolical little mouse!"
"We just have to ask you some questions princess" "this is ridiculous"
"How do u describe ur sympathies towards rodents in general?" "........ Well-" "thank you, good, alright"
"My mother, she.... She died." *dramatic gasps*
Miss sugar plum Fairy stop lying ma'am
I'm gonna slap her
*weird giggling* ".... She doesn't know" HELP
"She tried to take control of the other realms" what bullshit. I can't remember shit of what happens I know damn well that miss sugar plum aint the good one here
HOW DID THEY MAKE MAKE THOSE DRESSES SO FAST I MEAN I KNOW THEIR MAGIC WHAT WHAT THE FUCK
"Do u like it?" "I love it" who are u lying to that hair looks so bad
Miss sugar plum needs to stfu her voice is giving me a headache
Ooooh ballet
Oh it's abt the story of the four realms ok...
I actually can't remember anything from this movie
was the hot air balloon from that one version of wizard of oz rlly necessary
I promise I actually do like this movie I js love hating on movies no matter how much I love them (another example is
"Beastly women. There's nothing motherly abt her" OKAY U KNOW WHAT U CAN SHUT UP THANKS
OH I REMEMBER SOME OF IT NOW. THERE'S SMTH TO DO W THE ENGINES
AND WHAT'S HER NAME THE MAIN CHARACTER GIRL FIXES THE MACHINE OR AT LEAST FINDS THE KEY AND THEN SHE REALISES THAT SUGAR PLUM IS EVIL AND THEN SMTH HAPPENS I THINK SHE JOINS MOTHER GINGERS SIDE OR SMTH IDK
Sugar plum speaking French is annoying me sm. Like ok I get ur the pretty fairy women but fuck off please-
Oh the girl is named Clara
Bro crows are scary as fuck
Someone get this girl a pantsuit why is she always running around in dresses
Clara: gets pulled into a dark hole.
Captain: GOES IN AFTER HER
what the fuck
What in the name of Russian dolls-
OMG MOTHER GINGER
we love her
She looks so badass
Help not captain js struggling w the puppet things
Mother Ginger is the only sensible one here
I actually can't remember what the egg thing does
That owl is fucking everywhere
Also we love captain
And hate sugar plum
CLARA DON'T BE AN IDIOTS PLS
CAPTAIN
CAPTAIN PLS U KNOW THIS IS A BAD IDEA
HELPPPP
CLARA PLS
CLARA
CLARA ITS A TRAP YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
alr miss sugar plum u can go die actually
Omg the mouse
Oh look they're in the dungeon
Help not her yelling at captain like he didn't nothing to you 😭😭
HELP WAIT HE ACTUALLY HAS A NAME????
Phillip omg
Guys no I need another snack to deal with this women absolutely not
Okie I got some chocolates we're good now
Bro I still have like 33 minutes left in this movie
Thank god she's actually calling him by his name now
HELP PHILLIP AND THE MOUSE ARE SO FUNNY
Oh damn careful there CLARA
Hun ur dress is ummm a bit dirty...
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE ADS.
guys we pay for Disney + and we still have ads what the fuck. This is bigotry at it's worst
Poor mother ginger her face is fucking cracked bro
YES KNOCK OVER THOSE SOLDIERS
SHOOT.
CLARA RUN
oh boy
YES CLARA FIGHT THOSE TOY SOLDIERS
if any of y'all hurt phillip I will be coming after u
Omg mouse tower yes we love them
I HATE SUGAR PLUM SO MUCH
CLARA PLS
CLARA FIGURE SMTH OUT
PHILLIP IF U DIE ISTG
SUGAR PLUM BRO LITERALLY JUST UGHHHH
die.
NO NO NO NO
OMG NO
HAHAHA
OMG YES
damn she's a doll now
I don't feel bad
If phillip and clara kiss I'mma cry
Omg we love the mouse and phillip
Oh dear
No. No no no
DON'T YOU DARE
Oh damn actually that's crazy
Omg the one movie where the girl and the guy who are friends don't actually have to kiss at the end thank god
Bro did a double take when her dad said I'm sorry
The father daughter relationship between them is crazy 😐 (im envious. I don't have a good relationship like that w either of my parents)
Damn the movie's over
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quandaryqueen · 2 years
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(I am so sorry if I'm being,,, too much with my asks)
Harley Quinn, BTAS, Young justice, and ... Uhh the I think one zero riddler's
Spouse!reader and Ed just being this adorable married couple-
Ed somehow always has his tie loose because he knows his spouse would fix it for him 😒
Nobody knows that this man is married, when they do they just be like "HOW THE FUCK-"
Cause, how did THIS MAN got a sweet s/o like THIS *waves frantically at a smiling reader giving their husband food*
Idk why but I can see him saying "*sighs* I miss my spouse, Jon."
I'd LOVE to be this man's spouse, cause, he DESERVES love alr? Oh, you want me to cook? OFC BABES <33 want me to pamper you with love n affection? BITCH OFCCC
Oh he's being insecure? Walk into my arms and I'll comfort him n give him all the affections he needs
I'm so down bad for him 😭😭
Also, reader knows he's the riddler and is often giving him ideas for his plan n shi
Alr so those were some hc's I thought of but this is the real reaction scenerio
Some hero is about to punch/hit the riddler and civilian! spouse! Reader was just around the area and saw it so they thought of the mist logical thing to do,
Punch the living daylights out of the hero, sending them FLYING-
Turns out, reader is very strong n can hold superman in a chokehold, they're also experienced with fighting <33
The reason why riddler haven't discovered this secret is because reader has perfect control with their strength
More reasons why I love you
Edward Nygma X Reader
AHHHHH the overall mundanity and domestic stuff you put there is making me melt, because gosh, I do strive to be that kind of spouse someday.
💚 Young Justice
Yeah, you can sense the heart eyes radiating off him whenever he's staring at you. Whenever he's staring off into an abyss, it's you he's thinking about or other shower thoughts. 70% of the time, it is you. Stop being so fucking cute UGH—
So imagine his absolute fucking shock, when you caught a punch from one of the heroes with an open palm, and absolutely POUNDED THEIR ASSES TO SAVE YOUR HUSBAND FRIM BEING BATTERED.
Oh be still his beating heart.
💚 Batman the animated series
Yeah, highkey this man loosen his tie or intentionally ties it wrong just so you can fix it. Then he'd take advantage of the lack of distance between you and steal a kiss like, "Sorry, I just can't help it my dear!" 💝😘🤤
Initially, he was scared for you when you suddenly used yourself as a shield to protect him, might've screamed because he'd rather get himself hurt than you (because of him) but then you started to fight back... Gosh he might be shed a tear because LORD, HE HAS TRULY FOUND THE ONE!
💚 Harley Quinn
He has subjected his fellow rogues to his sporadic lines of "I miss my spouse." after he sighs. At first some of them smiled because fuck that's wholesome, but then it increasingly got recent and they just got annoyed. WE GET IT, SOMEBODY LOVES YOU.
Okay anyways, he believes he can handle himself and there would be no need for protection, but if you do, well then my love, it's best if you train hard and-- wait, you're already strong. And you've been keeping this from him? Well how was he supposed to know--!
💚 Year Zero
Everyone is asking why this absolute cunt of a man gets a spouse as loving as you. Why? Just, why? Why him? Are you being coerced? No? Okay, but like, blink twice if you need help--
Okay, so this man. I've yet to read Year Zero, but I can't deny the fact that I'm getting masochistic vibes from this dude. So if he sees you beating up heroes who's he's currently combating, he gets this idea. Idea that had him staring at your frame still fighting against a hero with a smug grin.
Well, he's going to test out some... Things tonight.
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bisolationist · 2 months
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Alr so im the confused anon lol.
Idk where to start with this tbh.
The only thing i feel is guilt and shame.
Like i feel guilty because i feel like im not allowed to struggle with my sexualjty. People, even people in LGB spaces, say that women fake being bi for attention, for kweer points, for male gaze etc etc..
So like I feel I'm not allowed to struggle with my sexuality sinec it's seen as something desirable by people like it's smth people want.
And also I'm not even sure If I'm bi and like people say oh everyone's a little bit bi, oh it's normal for girls to Kiss bla bla. And I'm scared to liek mention my doubts out loud bc then other women will take it as an opportunity to be like ha see bi women just call themselves bi for attention but won't eat pussy or whatever.
So like I don't want you to think I'm like trying to make bi people look bad.
I just like idk I'm just so fuxkinf confused. When I was a kid I genuinely thought like here's the thing for me I thought liking men and women was the default I didn't know other people felt differently.
But at the same time I find myself like leaning more towards a relationship with men. Let me just preface this by saying that I spent the first 18 Years of my life in a country where being gay is illegal (no im not saying gay is bi im just saying being attracted to the same sex is illegal) so jts just really fucking hard for me to see myself having a relationship w a woman that is not friendship
And like I just feel like a creepy monster whenever I find aw woman attractive. Idk I just feel guilty.
There's so many other things I wanna say but I'm scared other people on here will use my doubts as ammo against bi people.
I just honestly genuinely wish I was a normal girl with 0 doubts and no conflicting feelings about my sexuality. I don't wanna be like this. I don't even know what I'm supposed to feel I feel so much shame but then I feel like im overreacting at the same time
So, I get a lot of anons dealing with guilt or shame. It's something I see expressed constantly about bisexuality. And I get it, I do. But on a personal level, I don't know what to say, because I never experienced this personally. I never experienced guilt much less shame for being same-sex attracted, and although it was hard when discovered I was bi and not gay, even then those emotions weren't in play. That doesn't mean I didn't experience people trying to shame me, but that's different. That's external. It never took root inside of me.
I'm not saying this as a brag or anything. I'm just trying to acknowledge it's not part of MY experience, so I can only give advice that's from an external point of view.
I guess this does get to my thoughts though. Just because you feel shame doesn't mean you're right to. Just because people shame you doesn't mean they're right to.
People saying that women are bi for attention, for for the male gaze, or because they're greedy, etc. aren't justified and in fact they are examples of how people have prejudice against bisexuals. I know it's hard but there's no reason to internalize the hatred of others.
In terms of you feeling like you can't struggle with your sexuality, well, of course you are. That's a personal journey everyone of all orientations is entitled to if that's what's happening to them. You are struggling - what sense does it make to tell you you can't? Even heterosexuals are entitled to struggle with aspects of their sexuality they can't get around.
Furthermore, there's no reality in which bisexuality is actually desired. Bisexuality in women is fetishized, and bisexuality in general is used as a ploy/cover by homophobes - TRAs and conversion therapists. But if you actually look at the actions of those groups and how they treat bisexuals you can see bisexuality is not actually respected or treated well, much less actually desired. It's only a rhetorical device they are willing to use against homosexual people in their goal of forcing heterosexuality upon everyone. Even outside of that, bisexuality is not desired anywhere. Where are bisexuals wanted and encouraged? Most homosexual people want other homosexuals only; most heterosexuals actively hate bisexuals (and again, fetishization does not count as desire). And that can be a hard pill to swallow on its own, and I think that's WHY guilt and shame are so prevalent among bisexual people. Because whatever messages are out there, we don't understand we're not wanted - I don't think it's a coincidence you feel like you want to be "normal".
People that say "everyone is a little bit bi" are homophobes and also wrong. Most people are not a little bit bi and do not experience any bit of same-sex attraction. Homosexuals do not experience other-sex attraction. People say this with their own agendas but its not true.
"And like I just feel like a creepy monster whenever I find aw woman attractive. Idk I just feel guilty." this is a very common feeling for both bisexual people and homosexual people. We are made to feel predatory and wrong in our same-sex attraction, but of course that itself is incalculated by homophobia, and if you grew up in a very homophobic country then it's not at all surprising this might be rooted pretty firmly within you.
I unfortunately can't say magic words that will make everything better. Shame and cultural indoctrination are like being tangled in barbed wire, and you have to do the job of pulling it off yourself, bit by bit. The important bits are learning that A) it's there and B) it doesn't have to be and you don't deserve it.
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bellaxgiornata · 10 months
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(IDK IF THE ASK WENT THROUGH)
HI BELLALALALA! Okay. SO HEAR ME OUT. I know I KNOW THE READER IS JUST ABOUT TO MOVE IN bUt it just hit me cause I have nothing else to do on the flight home and idk I like sharing ideas with you heheh. Also cause you’re my comfort person heheh
What would happen if the reader was like listening to “hot girl music” like really feelin’ herself and gettin’ into it… and she’s like listening through her noise canceling headphones or earbuds, and she’s dancing around as she’s cooking dinner…
then Matt yk alr hears it through the elevator and stuff and then he can like “feel” the way she sways and stuff, her pheromones and serotonin through the roof bcs yk movement. (How 2 make this sexy idk)
Anyways, Matt walks in, reader is unaware, and he jUst goes FERAL, like suddenly he just traps u and then hot make out session turns into smut on the kitchen floor… OK BYE. HELP.
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Ohhhh!! This was a fun surprise to "wake up" to! I say that in quotes because I'd have had to have gotten sleep to actually wake up, but that's besides the point. I always love seeing these notifications and hearing you share your ideas/thoughts!
But I'm your comfort person?
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[Internally happy squealing ❤️]
Okay, back to your message! So I don't know if you read FFTD on AO3 or just tumblr (I'm going to guess tumblr), but I keep meaning to share my lengthy end notes and I never do because I'm always in a rush to get both sites updated simultaneously that I literally never think about it in the moment. But unfortunately that means y'all miss some info here.
So yes, Reader and Matt are moving in together very soon!! The next installment is "The Romantic Voicemails" which was one of the many wonderful suggested titles from awhile back and it'll be Reader getting some sweet voicemails from Matty leading up to the day she moves in, and the following installment will be "The Moving Day" or something along those lines. Which means one more installment before they live together!! And I've actually told a couple of you that I've had this idea of something like a smut montage installment idea (that has no title yet) where Matt and Reader over the first few days/week of living together get distracted from domestic tasks and things by sex. Because we all know they can't keep their hands to themselves. So like one of them is trying to do dishes--but nope, sex. Laundry--interrupted by more sex. Cooking--SEX.
Which brings me to the end of my ramble to answer what you were saying with another ramble 😆 I could totally see Reader listening to music even just on a phone or something and cooking dinner because Matt said he'd be back from the office late that night and she wanted to surprise him with food. But Matt gets done early with work and decides to surprise her and not let her know, so as he's coming into his building and getting on the elevator he can hear the music and her elevated heart rate from her dancing. And at first he probably just thinks it's adorable and sweet that she's making dinner and dancing. He's just so glad to have her to come home to now--but then he starts focusing on her elevated heart and the slight change to her breathing. And when he reaches his floor, he's so in tune with her he can already pick up on the increase of her pheromones just because of the faint sweat from her cooking over a hot stove while dancing. When he opens the door to the apartment, he's not listening to the music. He hears the way the air is shifting around Reader's hips as they're moving back and forth and the way her lip is caught in her teeth. Suddenly Matt just needs her. Comes up behind her and wraps his arms around her. Reader startles for a moment because she wasn't expecting him, but then he's whispering things in her ear and rubbing up on her, one hand reaching out to turn the stove off as he tells her not to stop. Maybe slams her into a counter or picks her up and drops her onto it as he's kissing her erratically everywhere...
Boom--cooking interrupted by sex. Again. 🤣
That's a really great idea and you will find it in the upcoming nameless smut montage that's coming because now I want to write this with more detail (with what happens next) AND this smut scene would be in his POV! But it won't be super detailed smut like usual because it'd probably be a 20k word installment if we had like 4 or 5 smut scenes and I don't think I'd survive that 🤣 I'd need like a month to recover afterwards.
But thank you for this thought/idea!!! ❤️ I'm already itching to write that scene, I won't lie 🤣 I'm sorry my answer got WILDLY out of hand and became the length of an installment itself, I just got so excited 😆😅
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agentdilf · 2 years
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HEYY I was wondering if I could request like headcannons of being in a poly relationship with Tweek and Craig? Gender neutral reader and the headcannons can be like about anything lol
y y y y yy yes..... i will!!!!!! holy man im excited to write these!!! wowoowowowow!!!!! i added a drabble to explain how you got together :) i love writing lil things, hope it's alr.!!! sorry if its bad- romantic poly Craig x Tweek X gn!reader hcs : ))) plus a lil story at the end cw: nothing! maybe angst? idk. mostly fluff!!!! ♡ They weren't looking for another partner, but then you came along. ♡ They both agreed that you'd be perfect for them. ♡ You guys had been friends for a while before they asked you. ♡ Craig is a tough lover, but he's trying his hardest. ♡ Tweek is anxious about everything. What if he's being annoying? What if he's being pushy? What if he's not good enough for you two? ♡ You three work on Tweek's anxieties, and Craig's hardass-ness (thats not a word but shushshush) ♡ They both include you in everything. ♡ You guys do everything together. ♡ but of course, you have your special moments with Tweek, and ones with Craig, as they do each other. ♡ like if Tweek's at work, Craig will cuddle with you. (he always denies it though, because his pride is too large.) ♡ or like that one time you and Tweek tried baking cupcakes for Craig but ended up making a mess of the kitchen. It was fun. ♡ If you're cuddling with Tweek, if you're smaller than him, you'll lay your head on his chest. If you're bigger, he'll be a little spoon. ♡ it does not matter if you're bigger or smaller, Craig is going to spoon you. He's big spoon. it's not a dominance thing, he just likes the feeling of you in his arms. <3 ♡ if all three of you are cuddling, tweek is sandwiched between you two and it's super cute!!!!!!! ♡ if you're ever nervous about the relationship, they will comfort you. ♡ They're both protective of you. ♡ if you walk in on them cuddling, they'll bug you to join them. ♡ good morning kisses from Craig <3 ♡ overall super cute and wholesome relationship. Craig walked up to you, stoic faced, but his cheeks were slightly flushed, and behind him stood his twitchy boyfriend. He clears his throat, his eyes meeting yours. "So, me and Tweek were wondering-" Tweek lets out a small squeak as Craig speaks. "- if you maybe wanted to go out with us for coffee?" He finishes. "Hm? Sure!" you say, not thinking too much of it. A few hours later you meet them at Tweek's parent's coffee shop. You made yourself look nice for the occasion, wearing your favourite outfit. The two stand outside, the snowflakes falling in Tweek's hair. 'How cute~' you say to yourself. You step up to them, the snow crunching under your feet. "Hey!" You pipe up. "Gah!" Tweek screeches. "Sorry Tweek!" you scramble to apologize. "I-it's alright!" he panics back. Craig's lips slightly twitch upwards at you two. "Let's go inside. It's cold as fuck out here." he gestures to the door with his thumb. You three sit down at a table, after ordering and receiving your drinks. "S-So we brought you here to-" Tweek says softly, trying to keep his anxiety down. "To talk about something." his voice cracks. Craig nods "We want to be in a relationship with you." Craig says bluntly. Your face immediately bursts into a bright red colour. The two are both just as red. You nod "Like... a polyamorous relationship?" The two nod back. "Ah, I never thought this would happen,,, uhm, yeah!" you agree, fiddling with your fingers. Truth be told you did actually have a crush on them. "I'd like that." You smile, taking both their hands into yours "I'd like that a lot." You three sit there in a comfortable silence, for a few minutes. You and your new boyfriends. AHHHHH ITS SO BAD IM SO SORRY!!!!!!!! i hope its at least alright, i wrote most of it in a tired daze.
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As Long As You Love Me
cw: mentions of vomiting non-graphic. mentions of murder non-graphic (idk do we cw for that they are death eaters). referenced abuse (parent to child).
"What did you do this time?" His best friend is standing there in front of him, arms crossed and a stern expression on his face when Barty stumbles into the dorm room late that night.
"Nothing." Barty smirks. With a tilt of his head he adds, "Nothing they didn't already have coming to them." This much is true.
"Who this time?" Evan pinches the bridge of his nose but Barty can see the slight tug of his lips like he's trying not to smile.
"Potter and his crew, what do they call themselves again?"
"Marauders," Regulus pipes up from his bed where he's reading. He doesn't look up or put the book down, he's long since grown tired of Barty's shit. Barty loves him, really.
"Ridiculous name that. Yeah them. Potter was going on about the game Saturday and I may have accidentally vanished all their quidditch equipment into the Lake." Barty shrugged and went over to his bed. He left off the part where they had actively been using the equipment but they really hadn't fallen that far. Besides, Lupin had cast a cushioning charm on the ground in time. The worst that happened was Potter's hair got messed up, which wasn't far off from how it usually looked. "You better beat them on Saturday, Reg." He adds.
"Plan on it." Regulus replies, again without looking up. Barty assumes they're done discussing his activities of the day and starts digging through his trunk for something to snack on; he's mostly out of all the sweets he bought last Hogsmeade trip. He’ll have to get more.
"Got any pepper imps?" He asks the room at large. Evan rolls his eyes at him, which he finds quite rude. He's still standing there with his arms crossed. "Come on Ev, am I in trouble?" He throws his arms around his friend's shoulders because with Barty there is no such thing as personal space. He fully drapes himself over Evan's side looking into his eyes with a pleading look. They're roughly the same height, Evan just a few inches shorter which means Barty is leaning down slightly to meet his gaze.
"You can't afford another detention, your father is alre–"
"My father can go suck dragon eggs." Barty cuts him off and pushes away from Evan, now mirroring him by crossing his own arms and narrowing his eyes. "Besides, I didn't get detention, did I? You know Potter, they'll just retaliate, then we will retaliate, and no one will get in trouble unless somebody tells." He looks pointedly at Evan when he says this last bit.
Evan sighs and runs a hand through his hair, lifting it and combing his hand slowly through so that it falls gently back over his face. He says he needs a haircut but Barty rather likes it like this, floppy and in his eyes.
"Fine." His hands fall to his side in defeat. "Fine, but seriously you need to start being more careful!"
"Yeah, yeah. Are you angry with me?"
"No, you bastard. I'm not angry with you." He sighs again and offers a small smile. Barty surges forward and kisses his cheek.
~~~
"Ev?" He calls into the curtains that are closed around his friend's bed. He's probably asleep, it's gone two in the morning. Barty can't sleep though, his left arm is searing hot and the pain is shooting through his entire body. The Dark Lord makes sure he cannot be ignored. Even though Barty is not expected to respond, since he's still at Hogwarts. Though he has noticed that Regulus' curtains are open and the bed is empty. The bedsheets don't look like he's slept in them at all tonight.
There's no answer from Evan's bed so Barty risks opening the curtains and climbing onto the bed anyway.
"Ev?" He asks again. The bed really isn't big enough for the both of them, now at seventeen they've both grown into themselves and it's much different from seven years ago when they were eleven and all three dormmates could fit on a single bed.
Evan stirs and rolls over to face Barty. His golden hair flops into his eyes as he rubs sleep out of them. For a minute Barty doesn't feel the pain in his arm anymore, his thoughts focus on how beautiful Evan is and how much he wishes to lean forward and kiss him.
"What is it, Barty? What time's it?" Evan slurs out, sleep still dripping heavily around his words. Barty shakes out of his thoughts and remembers why he came here in the first place.
"Ev… I think I've messed up." He admits. He really wishes he didn't feel this way. Regulus was the first of them, at sixteen he followed the Dark Lord without question, returning after the summer with the Mark branded and carrying himself with more confidence than he already had.
Barty had found out and immediately wanted to prove himself. After all, this was exactly the kind of thing his father would hate. The ministry was the entire world to Barty's father and it elated him to think of that world crumbling around the miserable man.
Just last week when they were supposed to be in Hogsmeade, he and Regulus had instead apparated to the Black family home where he had met Lord Voldemort for the first time. He'd been intimidated, scared, and determined all at once. Here was a man of such immense power and Barty was going to prove himself worthy of his time. After, as he watched the ink spread over his arm, he could hardly contain his glee. It was only Regulus standing stoically at his side that had him hiding that excitement.
Now a week later, he's felt the Mark burn three times. Each time he's gone to breakfast the following morning and scoured the Prophet. Three Muggles Dead Inside Their Home in Leeds. and Nottingham Muggleborn Couple Attacked After a Night at the Theatre. and Muggle Law Enforcement in Bristol Issues a Curfew After Last Night's Vicious Murders. At first Barty itched to participate, to cause more trouble than the petty fear he spreads around Hogwarts. It's easy to scare a third year with a few properly aimed hexes, he wants the challenge of actually being out there. He wants to prove himself worthy of the cause.
Tonight, however, he felt the Mark burn and felt sick to his stomach. He'd had an immense visceral reaction and had to rush out of the common room before he was sick all over Regulus' herbology essay (because the swot was still doing schoolwork and maintaining top of class grades as if he weren't already set up for life with his family name and status with Lord Voldemort).
"What is it, Barty?" Evan asked, he'd sat up straighter and his eyes looked clearer, sleep having been blinked away while Barty was lost to his thoughts. His eyebrows knit together in concern but Barty didn't say anything in response, he just looked Evan in the eyes. The other boy must have seen the hurt within them because he reached out and grabbed his left hand to pull him further onto the bed. It was a simple gesture in itself but the cool of his hand caused instant relief up Barty's arm and he sighed in gratitude.
"I think I fucked up." Barty repeated. Without saying anything, Evan guessed at what was happening. Maybe he had seen Barty grasp at his arm the last few times this week, especially that first night when the pain came as a shock and he bit his lip to keep from crying out. Evan carefully rolled Barty’s pyjama sleeve up and revealed the dark ink there, the serpent and the skull entangled together a symbol of the death they will ensure to the muggle loving world the ministry has encouraged.
"When?" Evan asked, his fingers a comforting cool as they skirted over the Mark.
"Last Hogsmeade trip. I don't–I don't know if I can do this." He admits. "Maybe I'm not worthy enough."
“He wouldn’t take a gamble.” Evan said with a reverence Barty had never heard. He hadn’t even realized that Evan had kept up with the cause aside from the small details Regulus had provided them both with over the last year. “Whatever you did, he believes in you.”
“I—I don’t know that I can do this. Not alone.” Barty is so close to crying now. Something about Evan being right there beside him makes him feel safe for the first time in a week.
Evan looks up at him, blue eyes meeting green ones. There’s determination on his face and before he even speaks a shudder of dread overtakes Barty.
“Then I’ll join too.”
When the school year ends a month later, Evan proves himself and receives the Mark as well. That night they hold hands in the dark completely silent; they’re both too afraid to speak their true fears into the air around them.
~~~
“You were brilliant, you were. Can’t believe you took a chunk of the old bastard’s nose with you. Of course you would, because you’re brilliant. No one else like you. No one will ever replace you.”
Barty kneels on the cold earth, completely alone. He pulls his cloak around him tighter against the cold air. His left arm by contrast has been burning hot for thirty minutes now and he knows that if he ignores it any longer he’s going to be in for a world of hurt.
It’s just that Barty simply does not care. Nothing can cause him any more pain than he is already in. How much pain can the Cruciatus curse be after the pain of losing his two best friends? What’s a hex after it feels like his heart has been ripped out still beating to leave him bleeding on the earth below him?
His eyes scan up at the cool stone in front of him, Evan Alexander Rosier, the words etched there barely look real. He’s seen that name so many times in the last ten years. He’s made fun of that middle name. He has curled that ‘R’ around his tongue as he flirted across the breakfast table. He’s called out that name in their most intimate moments, Evan… Evan…Ev…
Now he doesn’t get to say it anymore. Now he’s been taken away because Barty fucked up. Because Barty was supposed to be there. He was supposed to be on that mission except his father, his fucking father had come calling to his flat as soon as the Mark had burned. Evan had excused himself, making it appear as though he wanted to give father and son a moment alone together and apparating from their doorstep he had left for the last time. Barty was supposed to be there to keep Evan safe. He’d fucked up and this time Evan wasn’t around to forgive him.
His wand slipped into his palm as he rose and the spell was past his lips before he was conscious of it. It hit the tree beside him, splintering it in half with a loud crack!
“I fucked up, Ev.” He whispered past tears. “Please forgive me.” Then he disapparated, not even sure where he was headed.
~~~
He lowered his wand and stared into the space before him. Only the trees looked back at him.
He couldn’t believe it. After all these years, all this time, he was free. He was fucking free!
He has the fleeting thought of a promise made years ago in a different lifetime. When they’d felt a very different type of freedom; they’d been doe eyed excited children new to the power magic presented them with, their desires plentiful and their arms clear.
“I’ll make him pay.” Barty had muttered under his breath, pacing back and forth in their dorm.
“What with? A lumos or an alohomora?” Evan teased with a grimace as he pulled a vest on, covering the worst of the marks on his back.
“We won’t always be small. We’re going to learn more magic and we will be bigger than them one day.” Barty replied with determination. He kicked his trunk, regretting it immediately when pain searing up his leg.
“Just drop it, Crouch!” Evan warned. He sat down on his bed with an exhausted expression. At twelve years old, he looked older than he should. Hogwarts could shield him from only so much before he had to go back home.
They were silent then. The only sound was a steady thumping as Barty kept kicking his trunk, lighter this time.
“I’m going to kill him.” Barty declared resolutely after neither had spoken for several long minutes. The toe of his left foot had begun to go numb and he stopped his rhythmic kicks.
“You can’t.”
“Watch me. Just watch me, Ev.” It was one of the first times he had used the nickname. He couldn’t name love for what it was at twelve, nor really had he been able to at seventeen, or at twenty. That’s what it was though, when he stared into those eyes, he felt nothing but love.
“Watch me kill them both. They will pay for thinking they can hurt us.”
He had been so resolute. The certainty with which he had spoken was only that which a twelve year old, unaware of the boundaries of the world, could hold. Now, all these years later, he has done it.
Evan’s father still lives but that’s not an issue, once his Master is back and Barty is free from posing as this ridiculous man, the daily reminder of his one love’s murderer, he will make sure Evan’s father meets the same fate his own just has. Then they can both be free. They can both breathe.
Barty takes the bone he’s transfigured his father’s corpse into and buries it. He buries it deep where no one would even think to find it. Then he paces a few steps behind a tree and vomits.
Still a softie after all these years? Evan teases in his ear. Barty can hear the lightness in his laughter and the warmth of his breath on his neck. He wipes his mouth clean with the back of his hand.
“Shove off, Rosier.” He mutters in that gruff voice of the man he’s pretending to be. At this point he’s not even sure he remembers what his own voice sounds like. Of course, he would never forget this voice though. He tries to walk away but Evan is clear behind him, trailing his every step back through the forest towards the castle. Barty burns under those eyes. He longs to actually reach out and touch more than just the night air and his imagination.
Are you quite done with all this pretending? Evan asks, sure and steady, not a waver in his voice. Barty stops walking. The leaves rustle in the trees overhead and he thinks he hears something scurry across the forest floor not far from him.
“Will you forgive me, Ev?” He asks instead. In that moment it’s all that matters. Real or not he needs to know that Evan forgives him, that he still loves him, wherever he is now.
That’s a nice look you’ve got going for you. Evan responds. Barty blinks and he’s gone. He wants to fall to his knees then, wants to wail and scream until something from the forest finds him. Instead he swallows down around a sob threatening to come up and goes to find Potter.
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