Human: *crying, in pain, experiencing minor neurological symptoms* This is delicious, what's in it?
Alien: ...our strongest, deadliest poison.
Human: How much for a bottle to send home? My mom would absolutely love it.
Alien: If you let a team of our finest scientists deliver it and study her reaction, it's free.
Human: Sweet, I'm sure she'd be up for that, let me give her a call--
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reminder that grogu has insane drip under his robe
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girl who makes a point to eat all the food that makes her fart a lot and fart bad, just bc shes going to see u and be around u for several hours
i lovee when people stuff themselves just to make themselves gassy.. it’s either adorable or so fucking hot depending on their intentions.
like them meeting your eyes smugly as they gorge on the heaviest, most indulgent things just to load up on gas for you — whether you like it or not. shovelling down fast food so greasy their fingers are all grubby and oil smeared down their chin. chugging a gallon of milk and having to beat themselves on the back and rattle the most disgusting, warbling belches out of them, only a precursor of what’s to come. their stomach growing so bloated and heavy with food and gas they have to unbutton their jeans, giving you a peek of their yellowed underwear when they lean back, legs spread and fly dangling open. they’re smirking at you all the while, rubbing nd patting their gurgling belly and you know you’re in for a hell of a night.
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
this concludes the announcement
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falling in love with the most swagless man on the planet whom there are 5 good pictures of <3
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Rainbow squig brigade
They're a lot of fun to paint
Plus a shaded loonboss waiting for the time to be right
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Thugger shit always been a thug.
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