#This is good shit

[guccigarantine]

ali and austin are playing two slightly different games with brnine and jesset right now austin is seeing how close he can get to killing jesset before brnine has an emotional response and ali is seeing if friend zoning can actually kill someone

#and im here for it #i love it #this is good shit #if you keep digging jesset you will get there I swear

[my-memed-tw-adventures]

So this is how the masquerade event is going, right?

#cries in English server #I’ll probably end up watching YouTube videos if it #cause I don’t wanna wait dammit! #this is good shit #twst meme #twst masquerade #glorious masquerade #twst malleus #twst silver #twst sebek #twst rollo #malleus draconia #sebek zigvolt #rollo flamm

[the-archxr]

hi! if you are able to, can i please get a headcanon of our lovely moon boys with a S/O who is a little like steven? the reader is sweet and shy but also chaotic at times and swears/is sarcastic.... a lot. you know? a little mix who is usually sweet though. i haven't seen anything like that, so i would appreciate it. thank you :))

I AM SO SO SORRY THAT THIS IS LATE, I HAVE BEEN SWAMPED WITH SO MUCH LIFE SHIT AND SO MANY ASKS TO GET THROUGH, SO THANK YOU FOR BEING PATIENT WITH ME.

but yes, here we go.

STEVEN

see the thing that I believe when it comes to Steven, and you kinda explained it perfectly with the personality insert, is that Steven’s not anti-social.

like homeboys shy, and chaotic and all over the fucking place, but he doesn’t want to be by himself. I think he just has a hard time articulating his thoughts to other people without coming across as “too much” or “annoying”.

because steven grant is a sass. king!

I mean when Donna was asking him what he would eat at the steakhouse and he literally deadpans, “idk, Donna. Salad. Bread.” LIKE THE DELIVERY OF THAT LINE IS JUST PURE SASS.

so I think steven being with someone who’s like that—someone who is shy, but won’t hesitate to be sarcastic or make a joke in front of a group of people—is like peak rom-com shit.

like the two of you would just get along so well, because neither of you have to worry about that barrier of “oh no, I need to control myself around other people”.

you would just get each other. I mean that level of understanding is all steven really wants. and the fact that he gets to find that in you? bonus.

MARC

now I think it’s obvious from viewing layla’s character that marc has a type for spit-fires. someone who is their own person, but can keep up with his energy.

but with marc I feel like your vibe would kinda throw him off at first??

like yeah you’re steven’s cute, shy friend (cause at this point y’all haven’t figured it out yet), and that’s fine, there’s nothing else to it.

but one day you’re playing a board game with marc (monopoly, cause no game gets people that riled up other than uno). and on one particular role, where he gets to build hotels on the green spaces, you deadass look him in the eyes and go “when the fuck did you become mr. moneybag?”

and the way in which marc freezes. like instant, automatic shock.

think that meme of the scared hamster: yeah, that’s marc.

but then you’re laughing, giggling all cutesy as you make your next move. and of course you’re laughing at marc’s face because you weren’t serious. you were just joking.

but marc doesn’t know that. and for the longest time marc calls you dr. jekyll because you def scare him.

(but he’s also a little in love with you, so it’s okay)

JAKE

now jake absolutely loves the rougher side of you.

he’s a rougher guy, even rougher than marc so he needs someone who’s a little rough-around-the-edges, too.

and naturally, I feel like jake has the mouth of a sailor (except you don’t know the meaning of any of the words he uses because he only swears in Spanish), so he needs to be with someone who isn’t turned off by swearing.

and so when you’re both driving in his limo, and this motherfucker cuts in front of you guys nearly taking off the bumper, jake goes to scream whatever profanity that’ll first come to mind (because he one thousand percent has severe road rage).

but you cut him to the chase.

and as you sit in the passenger seat, explicitly swearing to yourself at how fucking dumb that guy was, and how you can’t handle this shit today, jake just watches.

because you getting all angry, and then turning to him with the sweetest smile on your face and asking him if he wants to go get milkshakes, is the most amusing thing to him.

and from that moment, whenever he refers to you—whether that’s to others or when he’s just talking to you—he calls you mi fuego.

it’s only until you ask one late night in bed, that he tells you it means “my fire”.

✨the-archxr headcanons✨

#I actually really like this a lot #this is good shit #I fuck with this concept #marc spector x reader #steven grant x reader #jake lockley x reader #the-archxr headcanons #the moon boys #marc spector #steven grant #jake lockley #moon knight #moon knight tv #moon knight x reader #moon knight headcanon

[whostheblondegirlwriting]

Random echo au thoughts💭 Brock and Allison are colleagues at CIA but Allison is a Hydra undercover agent whilst Brock is purely CIA. With his experience in the field, Brock has many connections across the world and it is Allison’s mission to get close to him so that she can get into these inner circles for Hydra's interests. Allison’s boss is Jack (hydra) and he has a feeling that Allison and Brock’s relationship is slowly becoming personal with Brock catching feelings for Allison. Although there is no report of interoffice relationship, Jack warns Allison to remain professional and to not step over the line. Allison is offended because she’s just trying to do her job 🤷🏼‍♀️ Jack out here is just trying to make sure his subordinate doesn’t get exposed but in all honesty, he doesn’t want anyone to get near a girl he’s been pining for years 🗿 “why can’t i have nice things,” he says. 

Nony, come here.

[beckons you over]

Closer.

There. That’s better.

Okay, first of all… [sighs in writer] Let me just say, this is brilliant. I love everything about this. And, god fucking dammit, if that ain’t another fic I want to write.

#thanks satan #yasssss #this is good shit #asks & messages are always open

[hostess-of-horror]

It was an early bite attempt, and Woodrow wasn't used to it yet.

Lord Phan's moustache gave him a tickle, and he jolted. His giggle turned immediately into a shriek of pain as the fangs tore sideways, a jagged gash.

He probably would have screamed further had he been aware of exactly how much blood spurted out at that moment. It was everywhere- not a pretty sight. Or, it wouldn't be to a mortal, anyway.

But just as the laughter gave way to pain, the pain gave way to a new kind of distraction- the feeling of lips and tongue wiping him clean. Nothing would be missed, nothing would be wasted. From his collarbone, up, up to his jawline, and down again, working hungrily into his fur until the gushing stopped, until his red-stained fur was a mere pink and then almost back to its normal white.

Not that he could see it. His eyes wide, his vision sharp and electrified as his body tingled with sensation, stared at roof of the bedframe, until he felt his eyelids grow heavy and he dropped into a stupor. Perhaps it was the loss of blood. Perhaps it was something else. He did not faint this time, but he sighed as the world span, and he embraced the nightmare of pleasure that was now his life.

*breathes heavily in Vampire!Phandrow*

#this is good shit #thank you Bramble! #mmmmm food #vampire!phandrow #phandrow #phantom x woodrow #phantom of the bwahpera #t.s. woodrow #mario rabbids #mario + rabbids #not my writing #answered asks #vampire au

[cryptid-pet]

REJET

#THIS IS GOOD SHIT #diabolik lovers #azushin #azusa mukami #mukami azusa #shin tsukinami #tsukinami shin #diahell #nixxio text

[eddie-munson-dungeon-master]

Okay we all want Eddie back in S5 so he can be with Steve. But what about Steve grieving over Eddie's death? Steve watching an empty coffin be buried? Steve visiting Eddie's grave weekly? Steve playing his first D&D campaign in Eddie's memory?

#this is good shit #y'all #stranger things #eddie munson #netflix #joseph quinn #dnd #duffer brothers #eddie munson dm #steve harrington #steddie #stranger things 4 #stranger things 5 #joe keery #I'm just saying #chef's fucking kiss

[celtic-crossbow]

I can’t stop watching it. I’m going to have this episode memorized, French and all, by next weekend. 😅

#daryl dixon #the walking dead: daryl dixon #obsessed #this is good shit

[stardustedknuckles]

Listen I WANT to watch the first ravening war episode tonight but also I'm INVESTED in a Crown of Candy itself SO. Ravening War later maybe.

#This is good shit #Sdk watches acoc

[untilyouremember]

Basara

Available digitally with the VizManga app (and to purchase)

#can you tell this is my current read #also i am THROWING THINGS #this is good shit #kiss #kiss more #basara #manga recommendation #romance #post apocalyptic #screencaps #manga panel #shoujo #shojo #yumi tamura #manga #fyres hyperfixations

[godbirdart]

yeah

#you know what #this is good shit #sebastian #oc #ocs #2022 #may #shitposting #godbirdart #godbird #birds #rat #rodents #anthro #furry #sketch

[izzakitty]

heheheheheh

#uwu #willem dafoe #william dafoe #green goblin #those teeth tho #this is good shit

[sergeantnarwhalwrites]

I don't think I ever would've imagined a hand crawling towards you with a purpose would be so fucking intense and terrifying.

#dead end netflix #dead end: paranormal park #XD Having a ball #This is terrifying but awesome #this is good shit #soaking it up like a sponge

[actualhumancryptid]

Ok A League Of Their Own is amazing. I’ve only seen 1 ep and I feel so fed already.

All the things I wished were given attention in the movie are here. Don’t get me wrong, I grew up adoring it (like a lot of queer woman I think). But I’m so glad they’re able to actually explore queer content and delve into the racism of the time and other nuanced things they didn’t or weren’t able to do in 1992.

I’m so glad we’re not getting Happy Hetero Married Dotti as the protagonist, and a cis male coach main character taking screen time away from the league’s story. (I mean… if there is a Tom Hanks character here, he’s sure not important enough for a first episode intro).

I’m also glad Max is able to be a real person with thoughts and feelings and a life, and not a two second acknowledgment like in the movie.

#a league of their own #this is good shit #i am terrified that Amazon is going to fuck this somehow and kill it prematurely

[mrs-mikko-rantanen]

Ok. OK i just had a thought and I cannot say why I have not thought of it earlier.

Mystery, Alaska x Criminal Minds Crossover.

They have a set of weird cases in Mystery, they call the BAU and bam.

I want... I need it so bad. I have to work out a story line on that.

Bonus points if it gets emotional bc a character we know is abducted too or something.

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 so for sure John is involved bc he's the sheriff. And....the goalie? Who's name I've forgotten now ??

#griz volunteers for search and rescue so he can be in on it too #also just #excuse me while ibthink of this all night long now #this is good shit

[bobo-tucci]

#dall-e #gumby and pokey #this is good shit