#This is in fact a threat

[captainsweet]

My Twin is fr like a More Violent Casey Jones and I didn't even think that was possible until I actually listened to what they said for once.

Dude breaks a leg every other day and is super violent yet dies as soon as a roach is in the room, L on his part.

Anyway Wish him and the Other One Happy Birthday rn because they won't get it and it'll be super funny.

#No I am not joking #They WOULD become a Vigilante if they could #And if they would live #And there was crime #All in all they would totally do it and I think he would actually handle his own #People didn't get sent to the Hospital for nothing #Casey Jones #Wish him a Happy Birthday #Today is both of their birthdays so do it #This is in fact a threat #birthday #Happy Birthday #I find it real funny I'M the Raph in this situation #Despite Raph being more violent canonically #I think #The Other One is the Michelangelo #So please drone on about their coolness and how amazing the are at Chess #It doesn't have to make sesnse just do it #This is not an option #tmnt #Michelangelo

[timedyne]

if the shell-out machine doesn’t give me the “dedf1sh fan” title soon i WILL be taking matters into my own hands

#this is in fact a threat #splatoon

[mappy-land]

Hey @ rottmnt fans who do edits, may I suggest an edit of Leo getting stuck in the prison dimension to the song “see the fire in your eyes” from rdr2? I’ve already cried over it once and now I want someone to join me in my suffering :)

#you did your worst. you tried your best. now it’s time to rest. #*screams into another dimension* #rottmnt leo #rise of the tmnt #if no one does I may just have to make an animatic of Leos ‘funeral’ #this is in fact a threat #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #red dead redemption 2 #mappy talks

[gloriousmonsters]

love when you can ask the Narrator why the Princess is a Princess and he's like 'well i uhhhh YOU did that. maybe it's because uh... something something about her being above you... but still approachable... look i don't want to analyze or anthropomorphize your--' my guy. i am a primal being of Order and Eternity and Shaping. You're the one who convinced me I was some dude and were quite willing to take credit for shaping my view on the world through narration five seconds ago. Are you gonna look me in the eye and tell me the desire to interpret something worthy of adoration and more powerful than me as a dommy princess is written in the very nature of the universe or are you going to show me your browser history like a man

#this is a joke but the 'so where did i get the Idea of a princess from??' still stands #since we remember nothing and don't seem to have many ideas about like. what the world looks like #but when given the conception of 'we're a hero' from the narrator's Quest #we immediately go to 'so the thing you're telling us to kill is a Princess' -> i.e something I'm not SUPPOSED to kill #and in fact am supposed to respect and cherish #and/or pledge eternal loyalty to #(and then on a deeper level we KNOW that we're the dragon #we're the biggest threat to her we're what has the power to trap her and keep her here #we're a monster just like her) #but my point remains. as a god-entity stripped of memory where did we get the idea of a (human/like) Princess. do we still have like... #the threads of common narratives sort of built into our structure b/c we're the god-half concerned with Shaping and Naming and Order? #that would kind of slap #anyway uh. dragging myself offstage now #slay the princess #slay the princess spoilers #stp spoilers

[sergle]

When ppl will create a "curvy" girl character and get pretty much the whole body's proportions right, obviously they're putting emphasis on bust/hips but it seems like it's being executed well--- except that they completely, fully, and deliberately, skip the stomach entirely. Just nothin there. Not even a whisper. I'm like. Just sack up, make it make sense and be honest with yourself by making it official and say it's canon that they got a tummy tuck. You cowardly ass, yellow bellied, wet brained, upside-down dog mouthed dirty bitch.

#it'll look so uncanny bc it'll be like oh this more or less looks like it could be a body type I've seen on a real pers--- oh wait #you TOTALLY flattened the stomach for like no goddamn reason and you still want points for making her curvy. pass. #if ppl clown on this post I will not hesitate to turn off rbs and call a bomb threat to your house #sergle.txt #do you know what I mean though. like actually #you want EVERY aspect of a body type that does in fact. exist. very commonly actually. in the proportions you want #you want it all but you are so allergic to ANY substance on the stomach. so what now. #anything but the stomach. literally impossible to draw apparently #I'll be like ah maybe it's obscured with the clothing or pose but I see other art and I'm like oh no nvm it's on purpy. #''why does it have to be a plausible body type'' why put in any effort at all. why draw. why depict women ever. why wake up in the morning #nut up or shut up.

[monsterqueers]

Im just really annoyed about how people just fucking hate it when the kids they were jealous of and hated in school for not also getting bad grades also report being fucking traumatized by the school system.

Yeah sorry school traumatizes everyone, even the 'ex-gifted kids' you fucking hate because god forbid someone wasnt exploited and overworked the same way you were.

Sorry a group of predominately neurodiverse people experiencing burnout and how their upbringing of being only valued for their academic performance totally fucked their ability to function in the real world dare talk about this pain where you can see.

Its not being privileged and ~humblebragging~ to report emotional neglect from your parents centered around you having to get perfect grades to receive any scrap of love.

Wishing violence on them for talking about it and finding each other isn't cute either.

And because these people need it stated extra clear

This post is NOT saying other groups of people 'had it less bad'. This is about a specific phenomenon of vitriol towards a oft neurodiverse group of people commiserating about how they were screwed over by the system under the label 'gifted kid' NOT whatever else you are imagining im saying. <3

#clown on this post and get blocked #dismissing abuse reports because you think the people being screwed over by the system differently threaten you somehow is wrong sorry <3 #rebloggable but if it breaches containment too hard I might lock it to avoid the piss on the poor crowd #these ppl do not realize part of the point of 'ex gifted kid' is the fact that the label WAS bunk & was just used as an excuse to abuse us! #thats literally half of the talk & theory! We were just normal kids!!! Thats the fucking point!! Its not being elitist its the opposite!! #blocked and unfollowed 3 different people for threats of violence towards anyone who identifies with 'ex gifted kid' which inspired this

[lightlavenders]

as much as i hate horde prime i gotta admire how he showed up and humbled the fuck out of everyone. like SO many characters had an Oh Fuck moment where they realised there was so much more to everything than whatever feelings they had about the war on etheria. like he's the fucked up reason why catra and adora managed to rekindle their bond. and why glimmer was able to see she was wrong and apologise to the best friend squad. and the catalyst for glimmer and catra's friendship. and why hordak was able to realise he cared more about the genuine love he had from one person on etheria than anything else he'd ever achieved there. in conclusion I LOVE SEASON 5 YOU CAN PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS.

#like the fact that prime was a sheer cosmic threat is what had everyone uniting against him you love to see it #they all just stood up straight and were like okay nevermind we have to kill this guy #spop #she ra #entrapdak #entrapta #hordak #she ra and the princesses of power #shera #catra #adora #catradora #glimmer #glimbow #bow #bow spop #best friend squad #horde prime #horde clones

[wizardyandcheesesammich]

Definitely not thinking about codebreakers parallels with their children.

Not thinking about Philza, the de facto leader/father-figure of every group he's in.

Not thinking about Chayanne, who is the oldest brother and who the other eggs seem to follow without question.

Not thinking about Etoiles, the beast, the hero, the universally acknowledged "strongest warrior of the island."

Very much thinking about Pomme, who everyone seems to assume is soft and gentle and the fact that she is, but she's also the daughter of a beast who loved her so much that he taught her how to be a beast too.

Not thinking about Chayanne leading the pack and Pomme guarding their backs. How, even if we didn't see them interact all that much, Chayanne and Pomme resemble their parents to the point of trusting each other with the lives of all their siblings and their own.

#Mini-codebreakers are rotating in my brain at high speeds #Obsessed with the fact that Chayanne canonically feels terribly responsible for all of his siblings and their safety #And yet he trusts Pomme at the back to watch out for/deal with threats #qsmp #qsmp chayanne #qsmp pomme #qsmp etoiles #qsmp philza #codebreakers #q!philza #q!etoiles

[grave-ghost-account]

for those in the comments pointing out how big i drew the one who waits, love you all here's more

#digital art #art #artist #support human artists #artists on tumblr #procreate art #procreate #my art #cult of the lamb fanart #cult of lamb #cult of the lamb #cult of lamb fanart #cotl fanart #cotl lamb #cotl toww #the one who waits #cult of lamb the one who waits #damn this cat thing is big #fun fact: sheeps will side eye you when they see you as a threat #you think that bitch got angry getting killed by this tiny mf #i would be tbh

[revitalizationrat]

That feeling when your anxiety is so bad, you literally can't eat anything

(Remember to eat pls, even small amount, but something. Be strong for those dear to you)

This is a sort of side comic to Crusade of a lonely turtle..I seriously forgot about it haha,

I was thinking that maybe I could draw some short side stories like this, that take place somewhere in the COALT universe, but don't really fit in the main storyline

Anyway, if it happens, I'll tag them as #coalt stories

#rottmnt #coalt #crusade of a lonely turtle #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt raph #rottmnt cassandra jones #my rat art #tmnt fancomic #coalt stories #cassandra jones #future raph #rottmnt art #cherry duo #my beloved #i missed them #still crying over the fact we never experienced raph&casey friendship in rise #but if we don't get it #im gonna make it myself #this is a threat

[thedeathwitchescats]

Okay, review time!! If you are one of the oddballs who thinks you cant be critical of something you love I suggest you stop reading now before I ruffle your feathers. Iron flame, second in the empyrean series. I am gonna start with what I was not a fan of and then go into the shit I adored.

1) what in the actual fuck was the pacing of this book?? I can tell you what, it was non existent. There was none. Where I thought there was a lot of filler in the last book there was none in this one. We got snap shots of conversations and then *boom* more plot flew at you. The timeline of this book greatly suffered for it i think bc we end only a couple weeks, if that, after threshing, which happens sometimes in October. This book was actually so wild with times.

2) while it was a spectacular cliff hanger, xaden becoming venin pisses me off. Especially if Rebecca yarros isnt going to have him tell violet. Like if that small tid bit of a conversation we got wasnt him telling vi that he was venin then the entire romantic conflict of this book was rendered pointless and their going to be having the same fucking fight for the rest of the series and at rhat point I give up.

3) I understand that the revolution is trying to take down basgaith and make the world better or whatever the fuck but can someone actually formulate a real plan for me?? Because I feel like their mission is just, giving violet and xaden something to be pissed at each other about.

4) the entirety of cats character. I get that she was set up as a spin on the typical jealous ex. Like having her be bitter about xaden picking violet over her but OH WAIT it wasnt actually about the man it was about the crown, oohh not like other girls. Im a writer too I see the point. I dont care. I think it was trashy. If you wanted her to be a bitter spiteful ex then have her be a bitter spiteful ex, the whole crown thing was shallow.

OKAY haters your time is up now onto the shit that made my heart hurt with joy and sadness

1) xadens arc in this book. I really liked that he went from "transparency is never gonna happen" to losing his fucking mind over violet and giving her everything. I love feral men and he qualifies. I think his arc was really well done and i liked it.

2) I appericiate that violet stuck to her guns for this book. She wouldnt let xaden off without a fight and I loved that. She made him bow and scrape and I was eating it up. It was spectacular.

3) the throne room scene. Violet on the throne. "Im making a temporary point not a lasting vow of maschocism" xaden being feral.

4) that gets its own point actually, just xaden being completely feral this entire book healed a part of my soul.

5) andarna's little speech at the end where she was like "I waited for you violet" made me ugly cry. That was just so hopelessly good I loved it. Andarna in general heals my heart but that part was just *chefs kiss*

6) tarin being completely and utterly ready to eat people this entire book. Just, at every turn "I want lunch their pissing me off " was spectacular

7) every scene their squad was in. Rihannon, violet, sawyer and ridoc are my roman empire. Their bond is so amazing. The fact that they launched a rescue mission for violet. Rihannon being ready to kill xaden at every turn. Ridoc being so platonically and adorably in love with violet. Just- augh happy cries happy cries. I love it all. Their so special tbh.

8) I love xaden actually, just, the whole book every scene hes in lives in my brain.

9) I liked that we saw a small bit of violet being feral this book too. I hope that we get more of that in future books. I want more of violet losing her fucking mind. Hot, badass women covered in blood

10) Liam. Fucking Liam. When violet was kidnapped and Liam was there. Now, do I logically understand that he was a hallucination, yes, do i care?? No. He was a gift from Maleck I will be hearing no critiques on that. It was so fucking sweet and amazing. I love violet and Liam and Liam being dead so horribly breaks my heart. I loved Liam. Liams death lives rent free in my skull.

#i might add more to this later #please #i am begging yall #dont get weird #i am allowed to love this book and have critical opinions abt it #if i start getting threats about my fandom opinions again i might lose my mind #haters get fucked #anyways #i need the third book right now and the fact that i wont get it until next year kills me a little #i loved iron flame #i loved fourth wing #xaden riorson #violet sorrengail #violet and xaden #fourth wing #iron flame #book review #iron flame review #🪓

[dirtytransmasc]

... she never made an effort... she only ever furthered herself from her siblings... she only made herself look like a threat, having it made clear viserys would always favor her, protecting her lies at the risk of others, after abandoning her mother when she needed her most, and used and lied to her, hurting her more than she already was from Viserys, for her own benefit (not to mention her manipulative father buried those thoughts deep in her mind while she was still a CHILD herself)... she had every reason to "hate" (fear) Rhaenyra and in her attempts to protect her children, extend that fear/hatred to them. even then, outside of Aemond (justifiably, considering she felt entitled to his eye and wanted to have him tortured) none of them even really hated her until the dance, at the very most, they felt resentful because their father loved her 10x more than he loved all 4 (including Daeron) of them combined, and at the very least, they felt nothing as she was never there, never mattered to their lives outside of court and politics.

this take is shit. Rhaenyra never cared. she never wanted her siblings in her life. she felt entitled to Aemond's eye, and you want to tell me she gave a shit, not even enough to spare her 10 year old brother, over an insult?

(and before you bring up her call for her siblings to come bend the knee, we know how she can kiss up and lie through her teeth in times of need, her words hold little backing. see it as truth if you want, but I can't trust it, not with how she's acted previously.)

#stop putting it on the used abused and abandoned women who had no reason to trust Rhaenyra after everything she put her through #to form a relationship between Rhaenyra and her kids #stop blaming her for the fact Rhaenyra wasn't someone she could trust #stop acting like Rhaenyra was some saint that would have wanted a relationship with her siblings because she never tried #she never gave a shit #she was a threat. active or not. she would have out those kids at risk #her or daemon #or some other factor like a betrothal #dear god #those kids had enough reason on their own to not like her #stop blaming alicent for trying to fucking survive #alicent hightower #pro team green #anti team black #anti team black fans #aegon ii targaryen #aegon targaryen #aemond targaryen #helaena targaryen #daeron targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #hotd #house of the dragon

[tweedstoat]

Cersei explaining why every halfway decent looking nobleborn girl in Westeros represents a direct threat to her life

#love the wide net shes casting for the ymbq while totally ignoring the fact that she has two valonquars #cersei lannister #yes that is her arm badly photoshopped onto her shoulder #i get that for explainable reasons shes ignoring the possiblity of jaime as the valonquar but its also so funny #in comparison to her thinking marg could be a threat #post inspired by hilda <3

[sacchiri]

interesting

#hellsing #alucard #integra hellsing #kouta hirano #in a series with dracula and literal nazis the fact he says hellsing itself is the most monstrous has disturbing implications #everything hirano says raises enough questions that I need someone to interrogate him for at least 12 hrs #but make it a western magazine so that he has to at least pretend to act professional #instead of yelling 'tits' at random intervals and exchanging death threats with the interviewer like he does in his japanese interviews

[strawglicks]

#toontown #ttcc #toontown corporate clash #graham payser #graham ness payser #pacesetter #cathal bravecog #cathal ray toby bravecog #multislacker #allan bravecog #toontown vp #strawglicks art gallery #and why they ourple #ive been watching mpgis and this audio reminded me of them #cathal being witty in the most monotone voice imaginable #graham just yelling and whining and making empty threats #allan denies being the manager in the beginning bc he doesnt wanna deal with graham. LMAO #also my graham got a glowup ! in fact my style is changing a bit i think #i rlly went all out with the expressions in this one #expect more animatics with mpgis audio probably.

[itsclydebitches]

I've been thinking about Astarion's lack of reflection combined with the, "Lol how can this idiot think he's hiding his vampire status his bite marks are RIGHT THERE" reaction from the fandom. Crazy thought but what if Astarion just... doesn't know? It's not like he can see the marks for himself. Would anyone ever mention that to him? Does every vampire scar so deeply? (I personally didn't catch any on his siblings.) Can he feel them? I have scars that look very raised but don't feel significantly different from the surrounding skin. Or at least, I may not have realized what I was feeling was a scar without having seen it first.

Really, I think it's difficult for those of us with sight to conceptualize just how much we take our appearance for granted—how often we see it throughout the day and how much subconscious info we glean from it. Does Astarion know how high a collar needs to be to hide potential scars? How wide he can open his mouth before his fangs show? That the white of his hair looks significantly different from someone who has aged? Sure, he'll pick up on some things from being around his siblings (oh look, everyone has glowy eyes. I must have those too) but even among the spawn there's a lot of diversity. It's not like seeing them truly gives Astarion a sense of what he looks like. Now, toss in the fact that he was enslaved within a community that likely wasn't offering up a lot of insight purely out of the goodness of their hearts (here, let me sketch you) and the fact that Astarion's job was seduction (obviously I still look 'normal' enough that people will trust/sleep with me) and I don't think it's outside the realm of possibility that he doesn't quite Get™ how vamapire-y he looks.

#BG3 #Baldur's Gate 3 #Astarion #now let's consider how much of his blood-based comments are auto-generated #(more within the realm of the game AS a game—meant for the player) #how many of his other comments can easily be coded as generic baddie threats voiced by someone flirty #(don't want to hurt that pretty neck) #the fact that he's WALKING AROUND IN THE SUN which is like *the* thing vampires can't do #yeah yeah it's honestly hilarious how obvious he is and I love the jokes #but also it's interesting to consider how *not* obvious this might actually be to Astarion