#Trading Rings

[beidak-art]

Art trade with my guys @artwinsdraws ♥️

#artists on tumblr #digital art #illustration #viktor #tarnished #elden ring #art #art trade

[tanoraqui]

(re: this post)

Broke:

Legolas: The world is flat

Gimli: What?

WOKE:

some random Man at a bar in Minas Tirith: Is it true that the world is flat for elves?

Legolas: What? No. The world is round. It USED to be flat, but then Aragorn’s ancestors fucked up so bad that it was turned round.

Gimli: What?!

Legolas: Shit, don’t tell Aragorn I said it like that. Don’t tell Elrond I said it like that! It’s just, the earthquakes knocked down some really great redwoods in the northwest—I never knew them, but my dad says they were very wise, and he still holds a bit of a grudge.

Gimli: I only have more questions now.

#lotr #lord of the rings #middle earth #Legolas #Gimli #legolas and gimli #eldar #join me in my ‘one time thranduil said the sinking of numenor was all the númenoreans fault and elrond furiously #cut off rivendell’s trade with mirkwood for nearly 600 years’ agenda

[spooksicl-e]

pov you’re gimli

#an art trade with my very very beloved friend chloe #@ swedenis-h ily #fun fact i was one month shy of two years late to completing my half of this art trade #i promise i’m not usually so awful #these mfs are hard to draw ok!!!!! #my art #the @ is my insta #fanart #fanartist #lotr #lord of the rings #aragorn #legolas #aralas #if that’s your jam ig #gen #viggo mortensen #orlando bloom

[lambstooth]

prince stefan for my bud @gruvu! this was fun to try a different approach that i wanna keep experimenting with

#boar #ive been playing elden ring again can you tell #trades

[baerryjj]

Art trade with @flayedone09975 !!! Haven't posted anything in a bit but pollyanna be upon ye

#elden ring #elden ring fanart #pollyanna #pollyanna elden ring #malenia blade of miquella #fanart #art trade #grabs you and puts you in my pocket

[themancorialist]

Lower Mosley Street, Manchester.

#winter wear #warmth #collusion #tracksuit #knitted scarf #red hair #redhead #red lippy #nose ring #bokeh #traffic lights #corduroy #pillows #they create headlines #Manchester #tote bag #Rough Trade #Monday Moonchild

[katastronoot]

Part of an art trade with @alma-amentet !

#oil pastel #traditional art #fantasy art #colored pencil #elden ring #malenia #oc drawing #art trade

[wonderful-strange]

Eowyn and the Witch King of Angmar. Frank Frazetta, 1975.

Greystoke Trading Company.

#frank frazetta #lord of the rings #return of the king #eowyn #witch king #witch king of angmar #fantasy #fantasy art #illustration #j.r.r. tolkien #fantasy illustration #sword and sorcery #1970s #greystoke trading company

[b00rad]

Everyday, I miss bloodborne....

#bloodborne #cleric beast #From Software #hunter #God its just never been the same #I would trade 3 elden rings for another bloodborne give it to me NOW

[artwins]

art trade with @beidak-art our man 💞

#trade #friend's OC #elden ring oc #illustration #artists on tumblr #artwins

[inthewychelm]

late night✨💫

(alternate version under the cut)

#something something steddie trading shirts after a get together while getting high #steve is wearing eddies ring bc i had just reread one size fits all when i started sketching #this isn't technically a scene of the fic but go read it anyway! its a great fic! #steddie #steddie fanart #eddie munson #steve harrington #stranger things #my art #spent so long on this so im just throwing it and running

[rattlingmycage]

I drew the aftermath of an rp writing scene bc I had some brainworms I needed to exorcise. It doesn't make a lot of sense without the context, but I tried to include some kind of explanation from the pov of the witch who acts as Hescrates' patron. This would be some time into the events of the game, where they would each have some respect for the other's skills, but not trust.

[Disclaimer - please don't repost this to other sites. I'm putting this here for people to enjoy, but if it leaves the intended audience I *will* delete and slip back under a rock for another 2y. ]

#astarion #hescrates #since I likely won't have time to draw everything I'd like I'll explain some of the subtext #i'd prefer that art speaks for itself but yknow life just be like that #hescrates catches his first manipulation but not the second #which is that he didn't intend to return the ring at a later time #he was keeping it as a distraction in case he fell out of their good graces #which is exactly what happened here #hescrates has a hair trigger temper especially for things related to the trade with the witch and being shitty tyrant is their go-to reflex #i also wanted to turn hurt/comfort on its head a bit. here the intimacy does not help #and it was not intended to help #instead the thing that deescalates it is a familiar object #one that astarion doesn't realize the significance of #artpost #comic

[loganlostitall]

My taste in men is so all over the place all the time

But sometimes there are similarities

#my men my men my men #the walking dead #the lord of the rings #twd #lotr #daryl dixon #prince aragorn #norman reedus #viggo mortensen #i love these movies so much #Norman could have played Aragorn #Viggo could have played Daryl #face card wise #I would never want them to trade #i’m just saying #they’re so fine #my taste in men #character crushes #twd daryl #lotr aragorn #both at the same time #and my man thank you to my man #meowing #barking even #grrrr grrrr #im feral #hold me back #the void inside of me is gaping #I have a hole for each of them #something is truly wrong with me

[tlgtw]

I don't have any evidence but I feel there a palpable sense of 'desperation' among waifu-brained FromSoft fans who are trying to deal with a game that is not very interested in catering to them.

Certainly there are no female characters who are sexualized themselves, with Malenia, Ranni, and Fia being the most obvious examples of this, their being almost completely unsexualized.

Malenia is a broad-shouldered woman who literally does not have sexual organs, and Ranni who we outright see naked at the end of her questline has a featureless body of cracked ceramics and rope.

It's atypical: Compared to Dark Souls 1 especially the difference is really apparent. (Quelaag, her sister, and Gwynevere off the top of my head)

And you've noticed it, too, right?

That 'desperation' in the shit fanart and posts I'm talking about?

A lot of people appear unwilling to accept those facts for Elden Ring's prominent female characters. (Like outside of wishing to fuck them they're just unfamiliar with drawing or talking about those characters.)

It's arguable even that Elden Ring has no waif-like characters whatsoever. (Although the likes of Roderika and Hyetta dispute this, their lack of popularity notwithstanding.)

A first since even Sekiro had Emma, with Emma's character being a woman who was evidently far too normal to have ever been considered a waifu, despite her having more lines and screentime than the Doll, the Firekeeper, and more, combined!

If this pattern continues with the female characters introduced in the DLC, I wonder what we'll see, then xd.

#tlgtw ooc #elden ring #malenia blade of miquella #ranni the witch #fromsoft trading in the waifu-bait for actual good writing you wouldn't believe it but it definitely appears to have happened #Elden Ring's female character are either literally unfuckable--making sexualizing them that obviously contrived. (i.e misogynistic) #Or just basically normal (Melina. Roderika. Millicent. Fia. etc)--making them too boring for fans of superficiality. #it goes without saying ofc that this is completely ignoring Elden Ring's incredible INCREDIBLE catering for yuri and yaoi #holy shit #white mask varre #ough #morgott #OUGH #and ofc #Mogh

[rosie-love98]

The Trouble With Gimli:

*Context: During Legolas and Gimli's stay to Tol Eressea in the Undying Lands, many had changed. The two would reunite with Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Gandalf and the High Elves (Galadriel, Celeborn, Elrond and Celebrian). Then, with help of the Valar, Legolas would meet and marry the Wingildi of the Bay Of Bafalas, Nenselde (of the LOTR Trading Cards). This union would result in a daughter, Marillalote. All the while, Thranduil, Tauriel and the last of the Mirkwood elves migrated to the Undying Lands.*

Gimli: *runs in the room with baby Marillalote in his arms* Legolas! Nenselde! I have great news!

Legolas: What news, old friend?

Gimli: Wee Marilla's got the true makings of a dwarf! I just taught her the greetings of my people and she's a natural!

Nenselde: Aaw! She's said her first words?

Gimli: Nope! Better than that!

*LATER*

*As Legolas, Nenselde and Marillalotte are being visited by Gandalf, Elrond, Celeborn, Celebrian, Elrond and Thranduil...*

Thranduil: *as he holds Marillalote* Hello, Lotte-Nin. Did you miss your grandfa-

*Thranduil is met with a hard headbutt by Marillalote.*

#and that's why she's nicknamed “Dwarf-Kin” #gandalf may have been cracking up laughing #they're gonna have to talk to gimli later #gimli's old but still...gimli #thranduil never let legolas live it down #that's what you get when gimli is your godfather #legolas #thranduil #lotr #lotr trading cards #nenselde #gimli #lord of the rings #just watched Unexpected Journey recently... #sorry thranduil #this was bound to happen

[the-writing-warg]

Obsessed with the idea of Thranduil turning up to an important event in Valinor for the first time looking like this

With most of the first age elves having a breakdown.

And the looks of complete adoration from elfings as he let's them add flowers and leaves, and let's them braid them into his hair

(He also struts up to whoever is ruling valinor at the time, wine glass held loosely in his hands and declares that he is thranduil and he speaks for the trees)

#thranduil is a feral gremlin you cant convince me otherwise #he is the elvish lorax #and i dream of him meeting tom bombadil #to all the none elvish peoples hes this cold ruthless king who loves wine a bit too much #but to the elves of the third age hes an unhinged creature who speaks to trees and knows where to find the best pipeweed #in my headcanon he trades weed with the shire #lord of the rings #the hobbit #lotr #hobbit #tolkien #thranduil #tolkien legendarium #thranduil oropherion #sindar elves #elven king #the elvenking #tolkien elves