#Two Minute of hate

[hondayota]

when the clock is at :45 it’s like. oh i have a whole quarter of the hour left i have so much time this is great and then it hits :47 and you’re like it’s basically :50 which is basically the top of the hour and all my time is wasted forever and ever

#like it’s only two minutes difference but it feels so so different i hate it #rambles

[crunchy-rocc]

aaron and jeremy at an ice rink for my friend ‼️

#my art #aftg #all for the game #jeremy knox #aaron minyard #aaremy #third time attempting to post this ….. tumblr hates me #anyway. five minutes later matt comes back and they both drag him onto the ice to try and teach aaron how to skate #smthing my friend is writing #dread ….. my bestest friend ever …… they will be real in three. two.

[puppyeared]

its so hard to watch time pass when things like careers and assignments exist. what do you mean im supposed to take that seriously

#I have an assignment that was due a week ago and I really really dont want to do it. I have to but i dont want to #im probably making it worse because my brain has built a wall around it so now i can’t do literally anything else until thats done. but #because I don’t want to do it I’m just kinda stuck. turns out this is what they meant when they said emotional regulation is part of #exec dysfunction.. I’ll have a thought like if I get a little bit of it done now i can get it over with. I can just submit something #and then not even 5 minutes later itll be like ugh but I have to draw all the assets out. I have to write things and make spreads ugh #and its just flopping between those two things. i hate it when ppl are like well how much time do you need to work on one thing #because BOY id love to know too. I’d love to know exactly when my brain wants to cooperate with me and work around that but I cant #even my period can’t decide when it wants to punch me in the stomach. which is kinda funny in the grand scheme of things but still #its so weird im just lying on my bed thinking abt all this like damn.. the time will pass anyways no matter what I decide to do.. damn…. #if I submit that assignment now and take the L I literally won’t die. it’ll just be a deduction on an assignment nobody will ask me about #I know this but I’m still stressing myself about it so my thoughts aren’t really connecting to my body. weird #maybe its because Im having a hard time looking forward to things. theres definitely a lot I should be living for but I don’t really feel #a strong attachment to it I guess? it’s been like this for a while with holidays and meeting with friends so I just don’t #I kinda figured its because im pretty passionless and its more like passing interest. but it’s not very fun when it feels like I’m going to #be living distraction to distraction for the next 70 years or so lol #idk it kind of feels like slowly bleeding out. which is funny because I actually did experience blood loss this week #had a 30 minute nosebleed and literally could not stand. also it felt like someone was pinching the back of my brain which was interesting #yapping #does this count as vent #vent #Ive just been making an oc carrd and contemplate changing my blog header for the past 3 days honestly

[dilfhos]

#!WHO; SUKUNA. GOJO. TOJI.

#!CC; fem!reader, spitting, dubcon? (you struggle to swallow it. girl same.) degradation

+this is so lazy but i needed to just write something new. now i can get back to the canva assignment thats been staring at me for like 2 hrs. edit l8er

for someone who recoils at the sight of puckering lips and the white, slimy substance that follows, you sure like it an awful lot when fingers are digging into cheeks and the disgusting sentence is uttered;

“open your mouth.”

Sukuna only rolls his tongue out, letting the spit gather on it’s surface like a dog as he drools into your mouth. his lips are upcurved, a wicked grin on his face as he watches your tongue twitch when it falls. the demon’s spit mixes with your own and your tongue pulsates as you struggle to swallow. you shudder but your cunt tightens wonderfully around his fat cock like a vice. His hand comes down to tap against your clit, before rubbing circles, his pace brutal.

“what a disgusting little whore I have, hm?”

as Gojo’s thrusting into you with finesse, his dazzling features are your sole focus if not the girth stretching your greedy pussy. his thumb flicks against your sensitive clit, hip bones snapping against your ass as you’re fisting his sheets. his eyes then shimmers with something devious. eyes flickering down at his lips, you watch as he opens his mouth, a small gather of foamy wetness at the tip.

“Ah?” you obliged instinctively, compelled by his coo and precise stroke and whimpering as he gripped your chin gently. the sound of his ptoo hits your ears the same as his taste spreads on your tongue. you moan, gazing deeply into his eyes before he’s kissing you, strokes deepening with a a groan.

“…”

Toji doesn’t ask. he just kisses you, his grip firm, not tight, on your jaw. your eyes are shut and he thinks it’s precious until he’s thrusting saliva in your mouth, his tongue lashing against yours as it mixes. his grip tightens when your eyes snap open, brows furrowing in small panic as you instinctively tense. but when you’re suddenly moaning and practically sucking his digits into your sopping cunt like that, it makes him wanna do it again. toji’s thick fingers keep a steady pace thrusting into your drooling hole but he’s added his thumb to your sensitive clit, a lazy but necessary attempt at making you melt in his lap. when he pulls away, he licks the drool on his lips as your twitch in his grasp.

“You look so fuckin’ pretty, all messy-like,”

dilfos. do not reupload or plagiarize my content—current or archival.

#satoru gojo x reader #jjk #sukuna x reader #toji zenin #toji fushiguro x reader #jujutsu kaisen #the callout was for me #i hate spit #but under certain circumstances #ykk???? #part two? lmk i lwky wanna do nanami n suguru #girl lemme post damn i have like 50 minutes #night munchers do yall thing🫡 #[ output—☆ ]

[we-are-inevitable]

the thing about david jacobs is that everything is in character. you try to write him out of character? it’s still in character. that bitch doesn’t even know who the fuck he is himself so how are we ever supposed to get it right. hes so weirdgirl. he’s so murderer. he’s so comedian. he’s so introverted librarian who never speaks. he’s so never shuts the fuck up and everyone hates him for it. hes so club twink. hes so secluded woodsman in a cabin. he’s so lawyer teacher nonprofit owner grocery store bagger barista waiter. he’s so never shuts the fuck up and everyone loves him for it. there is no possible way for him to be out of character if you keep his central theme of 1) autistic and 2) being crushed under the weight of too much on his shoulders (but he can’t take a break, there’s no time for breaks, he has to prove himself (to himself) and he has to make his family proud (they’ve been proud of him for years) and he has to suffer because suffering means you’re getting it done.) and 3) gay

#however. this is not a mom friend davey pass UNLESS #it’s bc he is forced into the role and convinces himself that he has to keep it up or everyone will hate him and think hes useless #even tho he’s about two minutes away from going batshit insanocrazy biting and scratching and punching walls #hes so freaky and weird and strange. and i want to shake him around #davey jacobs #david jacobs #newsies #livesies #uksies #west endsies #jac txt. #newsies musical

[powdermelonkeg]

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[possuminnit]

i think a lot of media would be better if the main character Didnt get a love interest. let them be vaguely homoerotic with random side characters ok? youre taking away their enrichment by giving them a specific character to pine for, stop it. Also well... so many of them would be way better with no love interest attached to them period

#like i hate when im watching a movie and a scene starts up and i have to sigh loudly and wait like a whole fucking minute for the mc and #this other character to slowly get closer then kiss #i dont CARE ! i dont care about this two as love interests. it adds nothing to me #everytime this happens it annoys me #possuminnit.thoughts

[dollarstorefern]

something something chase at his nine year old girlfriend

when i saw the original my mind immediately went to chase. idk.

#get it? because he kissed her! #chase kissed a nine year old and i will never let anyone forget that #excuse the poor editing but i made this in like two minutes on picsart #house md #hate crimes md #robert chase

[bookworm-2692]

Life Tracker updated for Episode 7! This one is much quicker than Episode 6 on account of not being on holiday at the time, even though there were two thirds more deaths this time. Previous posts: Session 6, Session 5, Session 4. Also Session 8 (finale) post!

As usual, close ups and commentary below the cut. I’ve also added another graph for the average time of each team, which will also be below the cut.

There was so much carnage! 45 whole deaths in a single session! Not all deaths were awarded time during the session, but Scott’s video advised that it would be added by next session, so I have taken the liberty to add all the time as I see fit, hence why Scott is back to 7.5 hours. I haven’t seen every episode yet (in fact, other than Scott, I’ve only seen those that have perma-died), so I’m not sure if anyone else’s time is a mismatch, but if so I’m happy to explain where I’m getting my time additions and subtractions from!

Now for some close ups.

First, there was enough chaos that I decided to take a close up of Session 6 and 7 together so we can properly appreciate it:

And a close up of Session 7 by itself:

So many people lost major time, so it’s interesting to see Scott’s uptick of time at the end - he ended on only 30 minutes less than he would have been if he hadn’t died at all this session. Pearl didn’t die at all, and got the kill credit for Martyn blowing himself up in a trap, so she actually ended the session 30 minutes better than she started it. Grian also did very well for himself - he killed and died so many times, but somehow ended on the exact time he would have been on if he had experienced a peaceful deathless session.

BigB, Cleo, and Martyn all ended the session 1 hour poorer than they started, and Bdubs and Scar ended 1.5 hours below where they would have been. Nosy Neighbours are thus doing super well, with Mean Gills and Clockers not too far behind, in terms of maintaining position from the start of the session.

TIES had an awful time this session, with Impulse and Tango both losing a net 2 hours, and Etho and Skizz losing a net 2.5 hours - and obviously Skizz entirely died.

Joel possibly had the worst time, losing a net 3.5 hours this session - though it didn’t help that 5 of his 7 deaths were all caused by the one person. Technically Jimmy didn’t do too badly, given he only lost a net 1.5 hours... but given that he was out of the series only an hour into the session, and also the first out entirely... it really didn’t go well for him either

I also find it interesting the sheer number of vertical lines this graph, the ones representing a death immediately followed by a kill or vice versa. I would love to figure out a way to show only one line at a time on the graph, so we can more easily see someone’s journey, but I haven’t had time to look into it yet.

Now onto the graph of the average times per team.

This one is super interesting to me, especially TIES’s line - they had the lowest average life right from the start, but somehow by Session 4, through Session 5, and for most of Session 6, they were the team with the highest average time, and then it quite literally went downhill from there. The only thing saving them from being last now is the fact that the Bad Boys are down to only a single living player, and even then Grian is doing far better than most of TIES.

It’s also interesting to me how Mean Gills had a significant time uptick at the end of both Session 6 and Session 7 (the first due to Martyn and the second due to Scott). Scott’s time was so high that it kept Mean Gills’ average time as yellow for all of Session 6 despite Martyn being red for most of it... and Martyn then got enough kills to keep it there. Mean Gills is also the only team in the entire graph to anywhere gain such consistent significant time.

These averages also coincide with the comments I made above about the time offset difference for each player from the start to end of the session. Mean Gills are doing well, but they’ve been doing well for so long that I’m sure most players are aware that they need to be a target. Nosy Neighbours are also doing well but I feel like they’ve flown under the radar, and are not a significant target right now.

Here is a close up of this graph with Sessions 1-4:

And the close up for Session 5-7:

And the Session 7 only close up:

I kept the dead players in the teams’ averages, since I think it is a better reflection of the teams’ strength as a whole, but I also created a version that excluded dead players. In those screenshots you can really see Bad Boys’ and TIES’ time jumping up at a death, instead of falling as it did here.

Here are the alternate averages graph:

And close ups:

This makes Bad Boys look a lot better, because Grian does have a lot of time... but he is also alone. And there is definitely strength in numbers. Two players at an hour and a half each can fend off an attacker more easily than a single player at three hours can... unless nerves and panic get to them, as we definitely saw this session.

Wow and I almost forgot to include the raw data for this session!

The first hour of the session:

The second hour of the session:

There is just so much death! Look at all the box outlines!! I could barely fit this data on two screens on the zoom I was on, and I did not want to zoom out further.

I also obviously have data for the averages, but it was too far away from the column with the times on it that I wasn’t sure if it would still be useful on its own? Let me know if you want to see it!

This has once again been fascinating to see, and I cannot wait to see how Session 8 will go. Will it be the last session? Will they go until everyone is dead? Will they somehow have enough people with enough time to get to Session 9? Will Mean Gills be the final two and get to play fun relaxing games like Scott was suggesting? 

Only time will tell.

#limited life smp #24lsmp #limlife #once again i hate trying to work out what tags for a post #i got to this point in the tags before i realised i forgot to add the number data #i still love that impulse accidentally killed scott and became yellow again #and that scott also became yellow again #so there was less than 14 minutes between there still being two yellows on the server... and jimmy permadying #thirteen minutes and 41 seconds exactly by my calculations #which is crazy given we had whole sessions of yellows only #which meant it was hours between last green and first red #so less than a quarter of an hour between last yellows (and two of them!) and first permadeath is crazy #i always ramble in the tags bc i dont know how to wrap the post up #why do i always post these as im going to bed #its after midnight and im yawning now #anyway enjoy! #very glad i got to post this before the weekend ended this time #well it was still sunday when i started writing the post #its 12:15am on monday now. technically #my spreadsheets

[lemonsdaily-artdump]

That awkward moment when the dude you are desperately in love with is hugging you to put medicine on your back and you are a young virile man and panicking.

Finally read scum villain and god this scene made me laugh and also tickled my heart and also made me cry.

#svsss #scum villain #scum villian self saving system #bingqui #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #my art #I'm sure I'm gonna hate this in like two minutes

[fooltofancy]

＼(ﾟｰﾟ＼)

#tossing them at u #spent like two hours fiddling with something i've been fiddling with for weeks and hate so lmao #... have these. fifteen minute sketches because i'm in hell eternally #vindraws #sai was also In A Mood like 'no u can't save in .png today actually' #sir. i'll kill you. #if you saw me wake up three hours later haunted by like six lines in a couple very unserious sketches........ no you didn't. #anyway have finally given ilya the toothgap he deserves. bonus canines. which he also deserves. (dog rabbit. horse. ) #xiv blogging #ch: ilya

[aj-lenoire]

THE NEW BOYFRIEND IS THE THERAPIST???

AS IN THE RELATIONSHIP THERAPIST WHO TED EXPLICITLY MENTIONED WAS MICHELLE’S PERSONAL THERAPIST FIRST???

THAT THERAPIST???

HEY ASSHOLE IT’S FUCKING ILLEGAL TO SLEEP WITH YOUR CLIENTS

#the rule is TWO YEARS after therapy stops and EVEN THEN it’s super fucking creepy #on a side note i hate hate HATE that sharon just signed off #just fucking hung up the phone like ‘okay byeeeee’ #like i know it was for a joke but the entire previous season established her as a bit grating but genuinely A GOOD THERAPIST #NO therapist worth their certification should just sign off like that #even if your time is up you NEED to take just a minute to help close up what you spent the session opening up #bc otherwise you’re leaving your patient incredibly emotionally unbalanced and vulnerable #it’s not a case of shoving things down—you come back to them later in another session—BUT YOU DON’T JUST LEAVE #ted is CLEARLY in a state of distress and NEEDS some reassurance #can one—ONE—fictional therapist be good???? PLEASE???? #ted lasso #3.03 4-5-1 #jacob bryanson #aj watches

[chloeseyeliner]

no one:

(maybe the dead poets society fandom now that i think about it:)

my professor at 9 a.m.:

"you know who was an outrageously bad example of a parent on media? thomas perry on dead poets society (1989). look it up. watch it. cry."

#let's say gottman would not be proud of this dude #(i hate you thomas perry) #he said it more professionally you know #but this is his two-minute speech in other words #i love that he is one of us #(yes he is the same professor i recommended young royals to) #dead poets society #thomas perry hate club #neil perry #(not a direct quote of prof.)

[skhardwarevers1]

I have a tamagotchi collection emulator on my phone and because I’ve got brainrot I made HMS and it’s been like fine they’re doing fine but randomly Heart has a problem and after I fix it he just has one of those normal bubbles for when he just has something he wants to say for no reason so I click on it because I’m bored and he straight up says

“I wish I had bigger eyes”

and I just sat there like buddy….oh man….

#Had to sit there for a whole minute like oh man…I bet you do don’t you? #Anyways none of them like shortcake it’s really funny that they happened #I’ve given them all shortcake they all hated it #Also Mind tends to have more problems than the other two for some reason #This bitch always has smth to say he never lets me REST #/silly #S.K thinks #This game is so silly. All the names are terribly misspelt cuz I’m doing th best I can with making the noises similar #Cuz the emulator is in Japanese with English subtitles #Chonny Jash #cj heart

[pensbridgertons]

GIFTOBER 2022 • day 5: food

and what did you have to say to that? i said i was completely under your power and happy to be there

#giftober2022 #outlanderedit #clairefraseredit #jamiefraseredit #periodedit #perioddramaedit #perioddramasource #weloveperioddrama #userperioddrama #periodedits #gifshistorical #onlyperioddramas #** #jamie x claire #outlander #otp: there’s the two of us now #made a diff set for this day originally but i absolutely hated it #so i made this instead last minute bc i was just really in the mood to gif my babies <3 #they're so cute here 🥺🥺 i miss them sm 🥺🥺

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Shouto: my brother just read something I wrote and called me an emo.

Shouto: he’s now making fun of me for it

Shouto: he is correct, and all his points stand, but this was not necessary

#@ my sibling: fuck you :( #i cannot write anything other than angst and it’s a problem #fluff? no <3 it’s so awkward and I hate it #romance? more like two non-humanoids attempting to interact #literally had to write for a consecutive 20 minutes in my writing class today and ended up spending 16/20 on my mommy issues 💀 #this is fine #bnha #mha #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect my hero academia quotes #mha incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #todoroki shouto #natsuo todoroki #todoroki shoto #keeping up with the todorokis