DON'T TOUCH MY SON
Ace: Come on! I didn't do anything too much!
Grim: Nyaa~ stop being a bully Ace! Or I'll tell Yuu everything!
Yuu, with the supersonic power of hearing knocks down the door: WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE??
Ace: He's just being a crybaby Yuu, I didn't even touch him!
Yuu: HOW DARE YOU ACE? DO THIS WITH GRIM?
Ace, guiltily, hangs his head: Okay, mayb-
Yuu: You hurt my son and say that "maybe" you was being harsh?
Ace: Oww Calm down prefect, Grim is not your son!
Yuu: HUH???
Deuce: Bro, you really messed up now.....
Yuu: I CARRIED HIM IN MY BELLY FOR 9 MONTHS
Epel:….maybe you're exaggerating….
Yuu, crying: I GAVE BIRTH TO HIM PAINFULLY IN THE HOSPITAL!
Ace:….Yuu: DEUCE WAS THERE AND HOLDED MY HAND IN THE PROCESS! AND YOU SAY HE IS NOT MY SON?
Deuce, who hasn't been to the hospital and knows that Yuu isn't a mother: Exactly Ace, come to your senses, look at how sad you're making Yuu.
Ace: How crazy is this? Jack, you're not going to say anything?
Jack, hiding behind the door: nope I'm not going to get involved in this madness I'm not going to get involved in this madness I'm not going to get involved in this mad-
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⚠️: SCARLET DAYS
Ace: *slammed open the door* Mc! Let's go to the-- *looked around, only saw Grim*
Deuce: Where is she?
Grim: Dunno nom nom *munching tuna* she was here nom nom awhile, then left nom nom fast nom nom
Ace: ....
Deuce: Did you just understand what he said? *whispered to Ace*
Ace: I never understood this racoon
Grim: Nyarhh!!! Nom nom wait till nom nom I finish eating! *Still stuffing tuna*
-------Meanwhile-------
Sam: *heard the chimes from the door* How can I assist you Mr-- oh! Ms. Mc
Mc: Does this shop sells everything?
Sam: You bet yah!
Mc: Ummm.... as in EVERYTHING
Sam: Mostly.... depends on your necessities. What is it?
*Mc only played her fingers*
Sam: *gave suggestions* Vodoo dolls? Mask? Tarot cards? A potion that can Turn you into A frog to find your love?
*Mc blinked many times*
Sam: forget the last part, I could guess what you want but I see that you lack communication skills. So you need to talk to learn.
Mc: Well.... Uh... Do you sell something only girls use?
Sam:......
Sam: ahh... Specifically?
Mc: You know the..... Thingy that absorbs--
Leona: Blood?!
*Mc& Sam looked at the door*
*Leona rushed to Mc*
Leona: Herbivore! I won't accept any answers, only names! Who stabbed you from there!!! *Shouted with worry*
*Mc looked at her lower body then turned instantly to cover it*
Mc: This-is nothing, this is just strawberry juice.
Jack: Our nose can't lie
Ruggie: Let's go kick some asses!
Kalim: Hi guys!--
Leona: will you shut that mouth!! *Turned to Kalim while bearing it's fangs*
Kalim: Did this Lion have lost its prey?
Ruggie: Nah, your already here
Kalim: *looked to ruggie with boredom* Why's Garfield here?
Ruggie: Garfield?!!! Well you---
Kalim: Hahaha--
*Jack covered both their mouths and they stopped after seeing his eyes*
Jamil: Why is Leona roaring anyway? His voice almost reached outside
Jack: There's a blood from her behind
Kalim: I wanna see!
Mc: Kalim?!
Kalim: ?
Sam: *remembered something* I know what you need!
*Showed to Mc immediately & everyone saw it*
*Mc melted at the floor*
Leona: It's the other kind of blood...
Jack: ....
Jamil: women are such complicated creatures
Ruggie & Kalim: *laughing at the floor*
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TWST CH. 6 Incorrect Quote: La Chancla
***🦐[End of Chapter 6 spoilers... Sorta]🦐***
🦐Yuu: *yanking off their shoe and yelling over the intercom* God dammit Idia! When I get down there I’m gonna whoop your ass so hard!
💀Overblot Idia at the door to the Underworld: It seems that Yuu is on the way as well? Fufufu, what does that magicless noob hope to accomplish once they get here? This is going to be easy…
🦐Yuu: *bursting through the door with mighty chancla in hand* How many times do I have to teach you lil’ shits this lesson!?
💀Idia: *trying to run away* EEEP!
🦐Yuu: *grabbing Idia and whacking him across the face with their shoe* STOP *slap* TRYING *slap* TO *slap* END *slap* THE *slap* WORLD *slap* DAMMIT!
[Vil, Leona, Jamil, Azul, Riddle, Rook, and Epel in the doorway watching as Yuu beats the shit out of Idia.]
🍎Epel: *nervously eyeing the others* Should… Should we help…?
👑Vil: *staring with awe* It… It looks like Yuu’s got it covered…
🍎Epel: No, I meant… Should we help Idia…?
[Idia trying to crawl away and Yuu pulling him back in to throw him across the room.]
🦐Yuu: I’m tired of you mother fuckin’ wizards and your mother fuckin’ bullshit!
🦁Leona: *stepping back nervously along with the others* Probably best that we stay out of this one…
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⚠️: make sure you're not eating
Mc: *pulled the wrist of Sebek vigorously* you owe me a brief discussion about-
Sebek: Human! Why would you come up with such uncommon subject.
Mc: What? I haven't said much...
Sebek: don't underestimate my knowledge my human friend. I already know what your discussions about.
Mc:....
Sebek: do you really want to discuss this.
Mc: Ahh.. yes that's what I'm here for
Sebek: Well if that's what you desire
Mc: ???
*Sebek looked at his pants and starts to unlock his belt*
Mc: what are you doing?
Sebek: discussing about my brief---
*almost unziping his pants*
Mc:what?!!! THE HECK!! THATs NOT IM---
*stopped after hearing the creak of the door then looked who opened it*
Riddle: Disgraceful...
Trey : Why only...the two of you?
Deuce: What..
Cater: the...
Ace: F***
Vil: the bird is ready to soar
Rook: Je n’en reviens pas!
Epel: the horror
Jack:?!
Leona: Why not mine?
Ruggie: Not the time for those
Azul: My contracts are available for memory erasure...
Floyd: this is more worse than on tv
Jade: you just said what's on my mind.
Ortho: hey I can't see! *Jeered while struggling to take off Idia's hand on his eyes*
Idia: some things in this world are not meant for little ones
Jamil: We should have rescheduled this meeting
Kalim: So that's why they're missing
Silver: I wish this is just a dream.
Lilia: Mc! Sebek! How could you?!!!
Mc: T-this was j-just a misunderstanding!!
Jade: tsk, tsk tsk looks like she is no longer innocent
Floyd: Off all creatures?! Why Sebek!
Sebek: Well she said about brief discussions....
*all of their heads turned to Mc waiting for an explanation with eyes almost aching to kill*
Mc: not in a literal way!!! it means I need to talk to him about something!!!
All of them: about? *Eyes still fixing on Mc with disbelief*
Mc: about..... * Doesn't want to tell the secret only Sebek knows. That they broke the queen of hearts statue.*
Leona: alright I'll forgive you as long as you ask mine?
Riddle: as if she'd ask to a potato sack.
Ruggie: speak for yourself tomato head!
Ace: No one talks to riddle like that! Except me...
Jack: were you saying something? *Said while punching his fist together*
Deuce: Why can't you shut your mouth in times of trouble? *whispered to ace*
Ace: I can't stop when I'm pissed!
Deuce: then control yourself! I'm not a babysitter watching out a kid bragging nonsense.
*they started to fight and all of them watched as they do*
*Floyd secretly hold the hand of mc out of the meeting room*
Floyd: Let's get out of here shrimpy
Lilia: Hey! Where'you taking her?!
*Lilia's voice is too loud it reached everyone's ears and their eyes fumed once they saw Floyd ready for battle*
Vil: So this is a battle to whom apple will do it.
Mc: D*mmit just stop the nonsense
Azul: can't hold back to such divine price
Kalim: Charge!
*they fought at each other, throwing various magic while speaking sharp interactions that filled the room with war like scenery*
*Mc wrenched it jaws*
Mc: When I count to three and no one stops!
*Thinking of what can make them stop*
Mc: No one will receive a lick on a neck from my own tongue!!!!
Mc: one!
*they already stopped*
Mc: .....
Mc: Curse you d*mn brain
Malleus: Mc! Want to taste my egg!
*exclaimed after entering*
*all of them turned their heads on him ready for another round*
Malleus: what did I miss?
*tilted his head while holding a plate of well cooked and mouth watering omelette*
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