#Uncle Fido

[trevlad-sounds]

Gondola Flight Path

Released 19.04.2023

Pocket Pavilions-Gondolas Traversing Lofty Peaks K. Leimer-From One To Ten The British Stereo Collective-Death on the Launchpad Tonto's Expanding Head Band-Bittersweet Robson Jorge, Lincoln Olivetti-Eva log(m) & Laraaji-Sunken Forest Albin-Morgonrus Binaural Space-Middle-aged Sleuth Golden Bug, In Fields-La Main Jaune The New Honey Shade-Oganesson Cavern of Anti-Matter-Metric 36 Studio Kosmische-Nano Problemo MODEL ALPHA-Weaving Patterns Sensations' Fix-Overflowing Ashtrays Uncle Fido-They Discover a Secret Moon Mullins-Blue Mantilla Mark Ellery Griffiths-Abandoned Artifacts Cult48-The Day The Clouds Collapsed Sean Bechhofer-Sechs XIV;Blackout Secret Circuit-Wild Flights Pocket Pavilions-Gondolas Traversing Lofty Peaks

#Pocket Pavilions #K. Leimer #The British Stereo Collective #Tonto's Expanding Head Band #Robson Jorge #Lincoln Olivetti #log(m) & Laraaji #Albin #Binaural Space #Golden Bug #In Fields #The New Honey Shade #Cavern of Anti-Matter #Studio Kosmische #MODEL ALPHA #Sensations' Fix #Uncle Fido #Moon Mullins #Mark Ellery Griffiths #Cult48 #Sean Bechhofer #Secret Circuit

[trevlad]

Friday 11 August Mixtape 353 “Candy Perception”

2023-08-11

Electronic Idm Wednesdays, Fridays & Sundays. Support the artists and labels. Don't forget to tip so future shows can bloom.

Uncle Fido-They Want Some Candy 00:00

µ-Ziq-Reference Gravy 01:36

Wealdham-The Invisible Pull 03:51

CV Vision-Goldene Ritter 08:10

Sick Robot-Star Crash 10:48

Eulipion Corps-Phantoms 15:05

Tomer Baruch, Alex Brajkovic-The Dance 17:24

Monochrome Echo-One Three Three 20:29

HardWired-Down R6 22:31

Qasim Naqvi-Onna at Pulse 26:11

Veslemes-The Carnivorous Bar 29:29

Metius-Last Vision 36:55

SOEL, Oora-Purgatorio 41:07

Caterina Barbieri-Bow of Perception 50:03

#Uncle Fido #Binaural Space #µ-Ziq #Mike Paradinas #Balmat #Wealdham #Castles In Space #CV Vision #Growing Bin Records #Eulipion Corps #Wormhole World #Tomer Baruch #Alex Brajkovic #Monochrome Echo #HardWired #Trip FM #Triplicate Records #Qasim Naqvi #Erased Tapes #Veslemes #Invisible Inc. #Metius #SOEL #Oora #Caterina Barbieri #Editions Mego #IDM #Electronic

[romanoffsbish]

Mom, Dad, I’m…

Wanda Maximoff x R

Blackhill ; Bishova ; Stony ; BuckySam

Happy Pride Angels, 🌈❤️

Warnings: Attempts at Humor. Heteros.

"Detka, can you go get some tomatoes from the garden? Steve already ate all of the freaking salsa," Wanda grumbled dramatically, falling into your arms as you were mid conversation with Natasha and Maria about their work.

"He probably intended to bottom tonight," Natasha remarks with a shit stirring grin, you cackled in solidarity, but the both of you stopped when your wives stood shoulder to shoulder with a menacing tilt to their heads.

——

"Welp, those tomatoes aren't gonna pick themselves," you noted before running off, you avoided looking back, afraid to see Natasha's stony glare as you abandoned her with them.

Every man for themselves a mantra you live by, well, only when it comes to angry spouses. As an Avenger you were as selfless as the rest, but now you got to be more selfish in retirement.

Natasha, unfortunately, was your victim.

When you entered the massive greenhouse you took a second to admire your wives handiwork. The brunette had a knack for gardening, a green thumb if you will. The greenhouse was her go to place to find her zen after a day of dealing with you, Billy, Tommy, and Ella.

The witch loved you all, her beautiful family, but some days the lot of you made her feel a tad bit homicidal. On those days she gardened.

It wasn't hard to find the tomatoes, they were ripe and ready on a set of entangled vines. But before you could bring it to her, you were too enamored by the conversation your kids were having in their little cove behind the garden.

"I can't do it," Tommy groaned. "Yeah they just won't understand," Morgan Stark agreed with him, and you leaned in to hopefully garner more context for their troubled minds.

"At least Uncle Tony is bi," Raina Belova countered, "He'll be more understanding."

"Have you met our dad?" Anthony, the only Jr present, said in an incredulous manner. "He even claims Fido is gay, he's totally unhinged."

You had to put a hand over your mouth, the amusement you were experiencing was unreal.

"Couldn't be us," Elena teased, "I'm gay as hell, and Bryce here is both queer and nonbinary."

Oh goodness... Never in your days did you expect your kids to keep secrets from you, but for it to be such a silly one it honestly made you want to interrupt the conversation at hand.

To remind them that no matter what, you'd all continue to love them, but it was too funny.

"Mama is going to be mad," Celeste Belova added, "She always said being gay is the way."

"I thought she was ace?" Billy inquired. "She is, but that doesn't make her any less gay."

After the conversation moved on to who they were crushing on you snuck back to the party. The overall consensus being that every last one of your collective brood, besides your youngest, Ella, who was only five, and Natasha and Maria's powerful duo, said they're straight.

"Where have you been?" You ignored your wife, handing her the basket of ingredients while calling all of your friends to the dining room. Tony whined, "What is so important?"

"You guys will not believe what I just heard..."

Wanda rolled her eyes as you spun your tale, she chopped up the tomatoes, jalapeños and onions as you enamored the group of friends.

"Thank God we're safe," Maria teased, turning to her wife with a genuinely relieved smile. "Right? Can you imagine having to attend two straight weddings? And pretend to like it?"

"Oh jeez," you gasped, "I didn't think of that."

Wanda tossed the ingredients into a bowl as the lot of you bantered back and forth, her patience already running thin with you all.

"Y/N, this joke isn't funny." Yelena shook her head in defiance when you reminded her that this wasn't a joke. "You don't know what you are talking about. Must be hearing loss..."

Kate put a hand on her wife's shoulder, "It's true Lena, they've both told me already."

"You traitor!" Yelena ripped her arm away as if the raven haired woman had burned her skin.

You now worried that you'd inspired divorces.

"No," Tony gasped, shaking his head in fear as the unexpected reality set in. "You're lying, you have to be. No son of mine is straight!"

"Honey," Steve called out for him, "It'll be okay, we always knew it would be a possibility."

"It most certainly is not okay," he grimaced, then in a flash he was outside, calling for your children to gather around the hibachi station.

"Where's the fire pops?" Morgan jests, but quickly zips her lips as she sees her dad looking as if he was on the verge of a breakdown.

"Tell me Y/N's lying," he pleads, "That you're not straight, my fragile ticker can't take this."

"Tony!" Steve shrieked, "Don't use an old ailment to guilt the kids into being gay..."

"Stay out of this babe!" He growled, "As far as I am concerned they're gay. Y/N's a liar."

"Am not!" You gasped, "They're all heteros."

"Not us!" Bryce interjected. "We're queer."

"That's our precious babies," Natasha coo'd, arms opened wide for her kids to run into, and the both of their teens instantly ran at her.

Bucky and Sam had entered your backyard just as the revelation took place. You all watched as they took three steps back, baby carrier in hand as they looked to your kids as if they were all diseased. "We're just being cautious."

You snorted softly, "We understand fellas."

Wanda glared at you, but you remained unfazed for now. Too busy finding the dramatics entertaining to see the horror. Wanda saw it though, she looked out to see all of the kids wearing terrified expressions. She was about to console them, but then a fight broke out beside you, and you had to laugh.

"This is all your fault Kate Belova!" Yelena shrieked, "It was all of that organic mac and cheese you fed them when I was on missions!"

"Mac and cheese being healthy doesn't make a child straight," Kate shrieked back, hands running down her face as she realized her plans for a peaceful barbecue ended with this.

"If it had been orange they might have been more connected to the rainbow Kate!" Yelena went on, "It's like our gay power source."

"Well, with Wanda's garden the kids eat the entire rainbow and look at them, straight."

Yelena found your assistance unwelcome, "Keep out of this Y/N Maximoff. Your kids aren't all old enough to say yet, you still have a chance! Mine are all done... Stupid preteens"

"Well, that's not exactly true," you reasoned, "None of you have been to college yet, that's when you'll really know if you're gay or not."

Natasha, Yelena and Tony all nodded, they found your reasoning the most logical. It was a lot easier than accepting they're all straight.

"Okay, that's enough!" Wanda interjected, her tone terrifying, "Look at what you're doing to them. They can't help it if they're straight."

"I wanna be gay like mama," Ella murmured, clearly she just wanted to fit in with the crowd, and therefore you praised her, "Smart girl."

Wanda entered your mind with a warning, she smirked as you lifted Ella onto your hip, then you fell into unexpected silence by her side.

"Haha, you're like so whipped, "Yelena cackled.

Wanda glared at her. "You don't scare me wiggly woo, my kids being straight is enough."

"Yelena," Kate sighed, "Knock it off, and try telling the girls that you love them."

"Of course I love them," she rushed out angrily, "That's not even a question, they're moy deti."

(My babies)

Celeste and Raina ran into the blondes side, their tears of relief soaked into her shirt, and made her see they were genuinely scared this would lose them her love. "Shh, mama loves you always, even if you make dumb choices."

Tony and Steve were in a standoff of sorts, the billionaire sipped on his margarita slowly as they appeared to be having a conversation with only their eyes. Tony rolled his, but after a moment of incoherent grumbling he nodded. Morgan and Tony Jr. approached their dads after being called forward, Steve embraced them first, and wholly. Tony gave them both side hugs, and whispered that he just needed time to cope, but he loved them regardless.

Then you heard him brush by with his son, begging him to take it back, only to find out his son was in a long term relationship with a girl. That study buddy of his was so much more...

Like father, like son you suppose.

You looked out to see your boys stood side by side, Billy gripped Tommy's hand for dear life. Wanda was about to call them over, but you beat her to it as guilt overwhelmed your heart. The boys scurried over, and Wanda sent you an adoring smile as you kissed the both of their heads, and hugged them tight. "I love you," falling from all of your lips in succession.

After everyone had time to process the news, the vibe returned to one of relaxation. Wanda set up the grill for Sam, and the master chef himself began to put on a show for everyone.

Once the plates were served you all moved to the fire pit, where you talked about all you'd missed in each other's life while the younger kids sat in front of the projector playing Up.

Then, as the sun officially fell, everyone began to clear out. Saying their goodbyes at the front door, where you hugged each kid, an apology of sorts on your lip for the drama you stirred. Each one forgave you, some even thanked you for finally getting the conversation over with.

When everyone was officially gone you moved back outside to clean up. Tommy helped you, while Billy helped clean the kitchen so that Wanda could focus on Ella's bath, and bedtime.

It was an entire hours worth of work, you were beyond exhausted as you fell into the mattress. You nearly passed out without your wife, but soon enough Wanda slipped into the bed. She wore a thoughtful expression, weighing out whether to disturb you or not, but she soon reasoned you'd appreciate her words, "Detka..."

"Yes baby?" You rolled onto your side, using your elbow to prop yourself up so you could look down at her. She looked to you with a warm smile, then she was yawning, "Don't worry." She paused to pull you into her arms before whispering in your ear: "Billy was not being honest. We do indeed have a gay son."

You laughed so hard tears streamed down your face and pooled in the crook of your equally as amused wife's neck. That was the last thing you expected to hear from her, if anything you had anticipated a continuation of her scolding.

"I'll scold you more tomorrow," she teased, "But for now, we should get some sleep."

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[themaybug]

gilly's little big family 🥰 featuring: mama lora, mama val, papa erno, papa fido and uncle mack. and the kids from oldest to youngest: gilly, mosalin, samos, tobin and umi

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #tav #deep gnome #my ocs #my art #gilly stonewort #big polyamorous pile of deep gnome parents (and one drow) #gilly coming to the surface: what the hells is monogamy

[fandomnerd9602]

Wired (part one)

Gemma x Programmer!Reader

For @deafeningsharkslimeempath

"F1D0, find the 5/8th hexagon wrench" you issued the command to your robotic canine. The robot's ear perk up before running over to your toolbox. The canine's tail wags back and forth as it searches before picking up one wrench and laying it at your feet.

"Am I a good dog?" the robotic AI voice of your dog spoke up. You inspect it and smirk.

"This is 3/4 bud. But close enough." you pull out a few nuts and bolts and toss the metallic treats to your bud.

"Good try F1D0" you give him a little pet on the head. Your phone goes off. The caller ID reads "Emergency Services"

"Hello?" you answer with a shaky voice.

Losing your brother and your sister in law is one of the hardest things you ever had to do in your life. Your niece was in a neckbrace and all you and your fellow in-law, Gemma, the lead programmer at Funki was watching from the sidelines.

"Been awhile" Gemma gives you a sad smile.

"Too long" you flirt back. "How's BRUCE doing?"

"Fine. Still laying in the back of my workshop" she answers. You place a gentle hand on her.

"I'm here if you need me Gemma."

"I know. Just keep your horrible kazoo playing away from me. You're a better programmer than musician"

"One time! That was one time in college" you roll your eyes as the authorities lead you and Gemma into a small room. Legal custody for your now orphaned niece fell to Gemma. You offered to check in on them instead of them sending some therapist.

You helped Cady get settled into her new room.

"Uncle Y/N do you have to go?" she practically begged you to stay.

"I'll be back in the morning, C. Besides I need to get Fido settled into the motel room." you explain, "the only other available room is your aunt Gemma's and I can't put up with her obnoxious snoring"

You top it off with a little snoring sound, earning a little laugh from your injured niece. You turn to see Gemma looking at you and rolling her eyes. You follow her out and shut the door behind you.

"How do you do it?"

"If its my good looks, its my cross to bear" you joke.

"How are you so good with Cady?" Gemma looks at you.

"She just needs to know that she's loved. Gemma, you're an amazing roboticist but you need to wear your emotions a little more on your sleeve. Cady needs that."

You turn to head out the door.

"Is that why you never agreed to a second date?" Gemma playfully asks you.

"I never disagreed to one." you smirk back before heading out to your hyundai.

You got F1D0 settled into your little motel room and attached his server to the only working wi-fi source.

"Now lets go over the laws again, bud" you look at your robotic companion.

"i must not injure a living creature." the robot dog answers.

"Good. Now the second."

"I must obey orders unless it goes against the first law"

"Under some circumstances. I have the access key to that one. Now the last."

"I must protect my own existence unless it goes against laws one and two." the dog concludes, "am I a good dog?"

"Yes you are." you give the robot dog a pet on the head and look to a picture you carried with you. One of you and Gemma back in college, working on Bruce. Better times. Maybe it can work out.

To Be Continued...

#reader insert #megan #megan film #blumhouse #m3gan #m3gan (m3gan) #allison williams #jason blum #horror #male reader #universal studios #reader fanfic #reader story #Spotify

[twaigfraggle]

Watch through number??: SideBottom Blue's

Fido and I are once again doing one of these!

"He's regulating his dogs' free speech."

WOOBER

We've concluded that we're Woober.

"Dr. Boober Fraggle, he sounds like me in middle school!"

Ah, yes a misunderstanding...

Poor Boober... :(

He quit his whole profession.,,,

Boobers all sad and we keep saying mood.

The way he immediately fell asleep.

SIDEBOTTOM!!!

This episode is genuinely funny asf

Theyre in love????

Boober the Goof

Cloning...?

"Look its Red!"

"Red flag woman"

"Boobers acting like he just did a line of coke."

*Does a traveling matt impression the second he's on screen*

Uncle Matt is so goofy.

He's trying to talk to the ding ding!!!

Mokey's in her sweater!!!!

"He's delusional!"

Junior is home alone.

B o n k

*We started bonking at each other*

SideBottom really tried it...

Hypnosis...

Junior my beloved <3

"eminies"

BANGER SONG TIME

Boober you poor baby!

Doc looks so silly

Sprocket with his bowl on his head!

Ring Ring

Monotone fraggle theme

*We resume the bonking sounds*

GOBY?????

WEMBLY'S DEAD?!

SideBottom's broken...

He saved him! Yipee!

Doc and Sprocket are cute.

"Be who you are for your pride!"

Final thoughts.

Fido- 10/10- Good episode.

Twaig- 8/10- Banger

#twaig fraggle #twaig reviews #twaigs friend fido #fraggle rock

[fidovinnie]

Fido’s uncle revealed?! (NOT CLICKBAIT)

#champd up

[sciencestyled]

The Ultimate Cheat Sheet on Life's Biggest Mystery, DNA, Narrated by Liz Lemon

Hey Tumblr fam! Ever had that burning question about why your dog Fido has those cute spots or why Uncle Joe can roll his tongue but you can't? Well, we were absolutely, positively, 100% NOT wondering the same thing... Okay, maybe we were. Just a smidge.

So, we put on our hipster glasses and cracked open the ultimate guide to, wait for it... DNA! That's right, the super-cool, twisty-turny thingamajig that makes you... YOU! And guess who's taking us on this roller coaster ride of genetic wonder? The one, the only... Liz Lemon from 30 Rock! 🎉

You might be thinking, "Why Liz?" Well, it's simple! Who better to help us "untangle this helical conundrum" than the woman who once mistook a plastic bag for a cloud? Liz's take on DNA is like if science and comedy had a baby, and it was raised by TV show reruns.

And let's be clear – she’s not serving us some boring, over-cooked spaghetti of info. Nah, she's got the hot, spicy, tangy details! Think DNA meets night cheese, with a side of EVERYTHING Liz Lemon-ish.

Here’s a sneak peek:

DNA is "like the TGS script that fate wrote for each one of us." Yep, DNA has all the juicy details, from why you hate cilantro (it's not your high-brow taste) to why you got your grandma's funky dancing toes.

DNA is NOT like that impossible IKEA manual. It’s way cooler and doesn't come with missing parts.

And those DNA dynamic duos? Think Batman and Robin but way more microscopic. And no capes. Sorry, Edna.

In essence, Liz takes us through the magical world of DNA with her signature sass and flair, minus her infamous eye rolls. If you've ever wanted to explore your inner workings while chortling into your mozzarella stick, this is the guide for you!

So, head on over, give it a read, and remember: Life isn’t all about the 'jeans' we wear; sometimes, it’s about the 'genes' we rock. And with Liz Lemon as our guide, we're all in for a treat that's sweeter than a Sabor de Soledad chip.

#dna #liz lemon #30 rock #science #life #biology

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rid Blows Her top Café La-Mer-Essen Floward, Fine and Besser- Stage Screen and Radar" Katrina Leiloni Baggiagaloupe Maria Parasites Wienerschnitzel Straza Rue de Schlemiel and Rue de le Pew Flagpole Jitters Calamity Insurance Company Garden Theatre Gottrox Jewelry Company The Great Svengarlic

"He'll Steal Your Breath Away!* "Here This Week- The Great Hypnotist Svengarlic-He'll Steal Your Breath Away A Stellar Attraction-Scientific-Educational-2 Performances Daily" Mary Nice cold hotcakes smothered in vinegar Flat Foot Stooges Annie and Fannie Butch Chief Kelly "Engine 1 M.F.D." "I'm too pleasingly plump as it is" Midland Fire Department Miss Kelly Reardon "You're not even married"

Fling in the Ring Big Mike Chopper Kane Creampuffs Crushed eyebrows Gorilla Watson "He'll feblonger him" Kitty Majestic Fight Arena Moose and Chuck Oscar the Dummy Slap-Happy Gym "Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick" Fling Saucer Daffy A.B. Cloud & Co. "Actual Photo of Flying Saucer Sets Country Ablaze" Bleep Bluep Blop Daily Star-News Facts and Figures Magazine "Flying Saucer Photo Alerts Capitol" "Flying Saucer Photographer Awarded City's Highest Honor' Giggle water New York Gazette 200 Vapor Blvd., Zircon Tyra and Electra Washington Chronicle Zircon For Crimin' Out Loud "Councilman Goodrich Threatened with Death--Promise to Clean Up Vice and Corruption Brings Threat from Racketeers" "A couple a pip pips, a little barbecue, and what have you!" "Don't let 'em kill you till we get there!" "Highly polished mahogany and termites with big blue eyes" "I mean business!"

.If We Solve Your Crime It's a Mirades It don't say anything, you gotta look at it" Miracle Detective Agency Nikko Old Man Goodrich 1313 Hysteria Terrace Fright Night Big Mike Chopper Kane Clark's Warehouse Creampuffs Crushed eyebrows Gorilla Watson Kitty "Love Tales" Majestic Fight Arena Muscle Manor Oscar the Dummy "Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick" From Nurse 1o Worse Bellevue Hospital Cerebrum decapitation City Pound Colossal Insurance Company Dr. D. Lerious "I raised it from a cent" Jerry Fuelin' Around "And the rest of the day for myself!" Captain Roarke Elementary Chemistry Half a pint of ectowhozis (may substitute with ectowhatsis), 4 grams of alkabob, shishkabob, jigger of sastrophonia, carbolic acid, squirt of haratang "It's our duty to posterior" Professor Snead Urania State of Anemia A Gem of a Jam Drs. Hart, Burns, and Belcher Hemoglober, sulfademus spectus-on-the-floorus Genis in a Jam Mrs. Magruder Rocky and Mrs. Duggan Uncle Phineas Bowman Gents Without Cens At the Front Bay of Rum Castor and Earle Revue Flo, Mary, and Shirley HIll 303 Manny Weeks Theatrical Enterprises "Niagara Falls* Noazark Shipbuilding Co. "So it shouldn't be a total loss, I'm tak. ing a bath!" "Two Souls and a Heel" We Just Stopped In to Say Hello The Ghost Talks A to Z Express Co. Charger Desmond of the Outer Soncor! Lady Godiva *Six lions were tearing me apart bit by bit" Smorgasbord Castle Spirit of Sir Tom

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Just Plain Bill Longhorn Pete Longhorn Saloon wild Bill Hicup Grips, Grunts and Groans Another turkey Hangover Athletic Club Ironhead Ivan Bustoff Kid Pinky Tony Wild Hyacinth Guns A Poppin "I got it for my bar mitzvah!" Intent to Commit Mayhem Mad Bill Hookup Nerve tonic "Not since I was a baby 106⅞ "The Original Two-Man Olarge "Shtunk Mfg. Co. «Sunny-side down and don't tum. over" Vitamins A.P.U. Gupped in the Denthous Box 41144 "Distilled Yesterday" "Home on the Farm" "I know how!" "I used to play in five flats but lgo kicked out of the last one" Jane "My Beautiful Jane" Old Panther "There must be a way to get that ring without getting into trouble with the censor" "Tired of being beautiful and alone. Woman Haters Club 87

Hall Shot Shoofers Admiral Hawkins' Flagship Captain Burke "hope it didn't hit the pool room" "I'm a pedestrian!" "Mazel Tov!"and "L'Chaim!" "No, Milwaukee" sergeant MacGillicuddy "U.S. Army Join Now" "Vacancies Exist" "You'll Never Know" Half-Wits Holiday A.A.M. (Amalgamated Association of Morons), Local 6⅞ "Completely illogical, preponderantly impracticable, and moreover, it stinks" Countess Schpritzwasser Fifty generations Jerkington Lulu Mink, skunk, and porcupine Miss Gottrocks Mrs. Smythe Smythe "No qualms or trepidations. $1,000 Petty larceny Stooge Professors Quackenbush and Sedletz (see Professors Rich and Nichols . ..) "Quit bragging" Sappington "Story Pictures of Farm Animals" "Tar ytrid eeth say. Glug zap snorglots ramitz. Ronassonce kibertz." Vacancy of the cranium Have Rocket, Will Travel Dr. Ingrid "Earthmen Return Home . . "Isn't he quisn't!" "It was nothing, Mademoiselle. J. P. Morse Knucklehead

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Marshal Boring Moronica (Larry) Shickelgruber Hoi Polloi Maskazino cherry "Oh, thank you. I couldn't dance a step last year" Professors Rich and Nichols, Quackenbush and Sedletz "Rubbish Permit 186" $10,000 "That's in case you do and I'm not around" "Yeah, two bucks!" Hokus Pokus Calamity Insurance Company Cliff The Great Svengarlic

"He'll Steal Your Breath Away!" "Here This Week--the Great Hypnotist Svengarlic-He'll Steal Your Breath Away- A Stellar Attraction-Scientific-_-Educational- 2 Performances Daily" Mary Nice cold hotcakes smothered in vinegar Schlemiel Number Eight Hold That Lion! Ambrose Rose Estate Cannonball Express Cess, Poole, and Drayne "Dububb, zedubb, wubbub, dewubb dee- dub-wub" Icabod Slipp Judge Woodcock R. Strinker Slipp, Tripp, and Skipp vote for Honest Icabod slipp- wake up and go to sleep -well Get That Filthy Lucre. well, we're not in my country Hoofs and Goofs Birdie Mr. Dinkelspiel Horses' Collars Decker 117, Opponents O~ *pice, Dancing, Dames, Drinking, and Dunking" Double Deal Decker Double Deal's Five "D" Delight Hyden Zeke Detective Agency Nell Stockyards 1234 WGN When in Chicago.. horsing Around Birdie Brooks Circus Piggy schnapps Winkelburg Hot Ice Dapper Dan 41 Correspondence School of Detecting Harold the Ape Inspector McCormick Muscles Punjab Diamond Scotland Yard Hot Scots A-1 Correspondence School of Detecting Angus and McPherson Below the McMason McDixon line The Earl of Glenheather

Glenheather Castle "HI, Lorna; how ya doone?" Inspector McCormick "Is my slip showing?" Lorna Doone Scotland Yard Hot Stuff "And the rest of the day for myself!" Captain Roarke Elementary Chemistry Government of Urania-Department of Inferior Half a pint of ectowhozis (may substitute with ectowhatsis), 4 grams of alkabob, shishkabob, jigger of sastrophonia, carbolic acid, squirt of haratang "It's our duty to posterior" Pig's feet smothered in lubricating oil, raw potatoes boiled in pure varnish, and head cheese garnished with rusty nails Professor Snead Routine Number Six State of Anemia Urania Urania Daily Bladder How High Is Up? Apex Construction Company "Men at Work" Minute Menders, Inc. "Three of the best riveters who ever riveted" Hugs and Mugs "The Management Reserves the Right to Refuse $1,000 Bills" Mugsy National Express and Storage Co. Shangri-La Upholstering Co. "Somebody's roasting a ham!"

"We Make Everything from Beds to Bustles" "What's a matter with my eyes; do they look like halvah?" Hula-La-la B.O. Pictures Corp. Luana Mr. Baines Raribonga Stage 19 Varunu Husbands Beware Cousin Basil Dora and Flora J. M. Benton Miss Hopkins "Professor Shemp Howard_-Teacher of Voice" Turpentine "Voices of Spring" I Can Hardly Wait Doctor A. Yank Doctor Y. Tug "She Was Bred in Old Kentucky" 6⅞ 13 "You burnt my little bugle!" Idiots Deluxe Intent to commit mayhem Nerve tonic "No Smoking No Hunting -No Fishing--No Nothing Go Home" "Not since I was a baby" "Oh, woe is Moe" 106⅞ "The Original Two-Man Quartet" Shtunk Manufacturing Company Sunny side down and don't turn em, Vitamins A.P.U. Idle Roomers -Amazing! Incrediblel Horrifle. Hotel Snazzy Plaza Leander's Carnival Lupe the Wolf Man Mr. and Mrs. Leander Room 810 "This End Up" If a Bodu Meets a Body Curly Q. Link "Curly Q. Link Sought. Jerkington Link, Mink, and Pink "The morbid the merrier!" Nice soup from a nice, juicy bone Professor Bob O. Link 67 Cents Net I'l Never Heil Again Amscray, Ixnay, and Umpchay Axis Partners Bay of Rum "The Characters in this Picture. Chizzilini Field Marshal Herring Gilda King Herman 6⅞ Minister of Rum Moe Hailstone Moronica "Moronica for Morons" Seeress of Roebuck Starvania I'm a Monkey's Uncle "According to Darwin …" Aggie, Maggie, and Baggie "Any Similarity .. Dogfish "Don't worry; you smell . .. good!" "Horsethieves!" Lily of the Alley "Me, three!" The most beautiful cave in Mesopotamia Poison gas "She loves me, she loves me not .. "You're telling me!"

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Loco Boy Makes Good Balbo the Magician Chisel Inn Hotel Happy Haven Hotel Kokonuts Grove "Mingle or I'll mangle!" Mr. Scroggins Nill, Null, and Void Paté D'Fagua "Rooms $1 a Month- Free Showers When it Rains" "She Was Bred in Old Kentucky" "Three Hams That Lay Their Own Eggs" Waldo Twitchell Ye Olde Pilgrim Hotel "You know I'm not normal!" Loose Loot Ambrose Rose Estate Cess, Poole, and Drayne Circle Follies Theatre Icabod Slipp "Invest with Honest Icabod Slipp" Judge Woodcock R. Strinker 919 Circle Avenue Slipp, Tripp, and Skipp "We'll Get That Filthy Lucre .. "Well, we're not in my country

Love af First Bife Café La-Mer-Essen "Distilled Yesterday" Fin Katrina Maria Old Panther Rue de Schlemiel and Rue de le Pew Malice in the Dalace Café Casbahbah Emir of Shmow Ghinna Rumma Haffa Dalla Hassan Ben Sober King Rootin' Tootin' Diamond Omagosh 1,000 Shilbleenas Shmow "Somewhere in the Orient" Start at Jerkola Mafri-Phony "All Unmarried Redheaded Maidens Ancient Erysipelas The back of the drapes "The Biggest Chiselers in Town" Curleycue Diana Dollar Day Larrycus Mohicus Octopus Grabus "Proclamation .. ." Tarantula A Tenth-Century Ras Bañas Ya-tee Benafucci "Vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F; Gee, I like food!" Men in Black Anapanacag, cedascram falsyeth, anacanapon, and eenots Anna Conda Dr. Graves Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Ho "For Duty and Humanity! Los Arms Hospital Semert, anacome, senetoonum, anacanaponner, peenanar, anasino more cotton cotton, anic, needles, scissors, and" we graduated with the highest tempera tures in our class!" Merru Mavericks Clarence, Cassidy "Law Officers on the Way Red Morgan Peaceful Gulch Peaceful Gulch Saloon "Wanted for Vagrancy" A Merry Mix-Up Louie, Max, and Jack Luke, Morris, and Jeff Shingled roof Micro-Phonies Alice Bixby "Gritto spelled sideways is 'Ottri-guh-guh* Krispy Krunchies Radio KGBY Mrs. Bixby Sandra Sandpile Señorita Cucaracha Señors Mucho and Gusto Sextetrum Lucia Signor Six Tetrum Lucy Skin "Voices of Spring" "Yeah, it reminds me of the reform school" A Missed Fortune Bunion Eight

B-U-R-P Darwin 54.85 Hotel Costa Plente It ain't spring yet» Mystery Motor lackpot Show stix Fast Glue Thank you, Mr. Personally" that's nothin" He had a bed that went Tack to Sears Roebuck the Third»' gonkey Businessmen treaker-uppers of the peanut brittle foundry Thigh altitude, low prices. No matter what Dr. Mallard you got you'll lose it at Mallard's " Mallard's Rest Home and Clinic Miss Shapely 90 Proof smiling Sam McGann Tractohomolactometer, hammadeemaceemafaren Movie Maniacs C.M. & St. P. R.R. Carnation Pictures Fuller Rath Hollywood Storage Company Stage 7 Swinehardt Mummy's Dummies Ancient Egypt. In the Reign of the Great King Rootentooten." 489 Shekels 400 Shekels King Putentakeit Honest Moe, Honest Shemp, and Larry King Rootentooten Painless Papyrus Radames The Smiling Egyptians Stink Tomb of Old King Putentakeit Muscle Up a Liffle Closer Elmo Drake Matzohs Seabiscuit Food Corp. Tiny Musty Musketeers "A-Calling We Do Come" Coleslawvania F.B.I. "Gone to Rest Under the Spreading Chestnut Tree" King Cole Mergatroyd the Magician Prince Gallant 111 of Rhododendron Princess Alicia "A Small Kingdom …" "Thou hath made me shoe the wrong mule" Tillyeth, Millyeth, and Lillyeth Will Idge Muffs fo You Butch Clux Dog Soap "Deposit Dogs Here" "Dogs Washed While U Wate . "He don't smoke, drink, nor chew" "Huck mir nisht a chynick, and I don't mean efsher!" "If you were over here I'd give you this!" "Inspector" K-9 Dog Laundry "Listen to that exhaust!" "Manning Baby Disappears" Mrs. Dennis O'Toole Mr. and Mrs. Manning Mr. Stutz "No Dogs or Babies Allowed"

Officer O'Halloran Wong Hi Lee Hand Laundry No Census, No Feeling "Census Takers Report Here" City Assessor 18 "Exit Tunnel 12" Fifi Fine powdered alum Lake Winapasakee "Players Only" Square Deal Swap Shop 30 22 No Dough, Boys "Hey You No Smoking" Hugo "Jap Sub Blown Up ..

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or cash and Hash Armored Car Robbers Identined Card Angel workers Name Loomis Gang" captain Mullins Elite Cafe Gladys Harmon Lefty Loomis oir's Well That Ends wen Red Dog Canyon oils to Bed, Oilu to Rise April, May, and June Clipper Fairport Theatre "Free Auto" Uncle Tim Unitarians widow Jenkins Out West Arizona Kid "Come to Papa!" "Distilled Monday" Doc Barker "'m going to get myself a cheap lawyer" «I've had it ever since I was a little kid" Molasses, Tabasco, seltzer. Nell Never in the history of motion pictures . . Old Homicide Red Dog Saloon "The Stooges have landed and have the situation well in hand!" "You're getting no place fast!" Outer Space Jitters "General Motorcycle: 17½, Anacanapana Steel: 25¼, Isimmis Incorporated: 17" The Goon Grand Zilch of Sunev The High Mucky Muck A nice salami sandwich smothere sour cream with cherry jelly Professor Jones Sunev The Ouflaws Is Coming Annie Oakley Elvis Kenneth Cabot Rance Roden Trigger Mortis "2 Hr. Parking 8 A.M. to 6 P.M.- Except Sundays, Holidays & Hangings"

A Pain in the Pullman Goldstein, Goldberg, Goldblatt, and O'Brien loe Johnson Mrs. Hammond Eggerley's Theatrical Apts. "The Panics of 1936" Paul Pain "Wake up and go to sleep!" Pals and Gals Belle and Zell "Come to Papa!" Doc Barker "I'm going to get myself a cheap lawyer" "I've had it ever since I was a little kid" Joe's Minstrels Songs and Dances Joe's Traveling Store General Merchandise Molasses, Tabasco, seltzer, eggs, paint, and paint remover Nell Old Homicide Red Dog Saloon Pardon My Backfire Betty, Hettie, and Nettie "Happy 10th Anniversary" San Brandon Penitentiary "That's too permanent!" Pardon Mv Clutch Claude A. Quacker Columbus "It must be something else" "Look in these shoes for some toes!" Marigold, Narcissus, and Petunia "Which one?" "You know, you should fish for a whale" Pardon My Scoich Breath O' Heather Vat 106 Plus I.T. ¡ones' Drugstore MeSniff McSnort McSnuff Mr. Jones Señor Louis Balero Cantino "Ver G'harget,""Over the River: and "Skip the Gutter" Dest Man Wins "A barking dog never bites. FIR "Got Ants in Your Plants? We'll Kill 'Em!" Lightning Pest Control Company Meadows Mrs. Castor Mr. Philander Phony Express Abdul's Cactus Remedy Dr. Abdul's Medicine Show 50 cents or 3 for $1 First National Bank Hayfever, spotted fever … "And lay you right down, too!" "Open 10 to 3" Peaceful Gulch Peaceful Gulch Saloon Red Morgan "Wanted for Vagrancy" "Wild Bill Hicup Due In" Pies and Guys "Completely illogical, preponderantly impracticable, and moreover, it stinks" Countess Schpritzwasser Lulu Mink, skunk, and porcupine Miss Gottrocks Professors Quackenbush and Sedletz (see Professors Rich and Nichols ..

sappington vacancy of the cranium paving the Ponies Adam and Eve on a Raft "At a loss for adjectives" Chili pepperinos 55000 Benson County Sweepstakes Flounder Inn H,O Lobster with frog legs Madcap Wins Ten Thousand Dollar Sweepstakes" 35 cents Thunderbolt "Thunderbolt Manager"

"Thunderbolt Nursemaid" "Thunderbolt Pilot" Vandy Legs, Bride's Biscuit, Muddy Water, Turtle Neck, and Hailstorm Pop Goes the Easel Anacanapanasan, eenar, anasanapacarscram "He drew twenty years with one stroke of the pen" "I Am Starving …" Kraft's College of Arts "Look at the grouse!" "Must Have a Job …" Professor Fuller "Stop Look and Listen"

Punch Drunks "Four slices of burned toast and a rotten egg" Killer Kilduff K. O. Stradivarius "Pop Goes the Weasel" Room 13 Punchu Cowpunchers Blackiack and Lefty Captain Daley Coyote Creek Dillon Gang Elmer "Fort Scott, Kansas, 1868 the Heroic Men of the U.S. Cavalry" TIl take a milkshake . . . with sour milk!" "The Killer Dillons" Nell Red Dog Saloon Sergeant Mullins "What size, madam? We have some lovely ground-grippers!" Quiz Whizz "About five-foot-five by five-foot-five" Consolidated Fujiyama California Smog Bags Daily Gazette G. Y. Prince Investors Inc. J. J. Figbee Montgomery M. Montgomery R. O. Broad Skin Resiless Knights Baron of Brains Baron of Gray Matter Count of Five Duke of Durham

Duke of Mixture "Every man for himself- Fife of Drum Kingdom of Anesthesia Parasites Prince Boris 3,000 guineas, two geese, and a dues Rhuthm and Weep "Doctor Dippy's Retreat" Eagon's Rehearsal Hall Theatre Garden Theatre Hilda, Wilda, and Tilda Mike Lipincranz Mr. Boyce Mr. Smellington Stooge Follies "Swing it!" "Swingeroo Joe" "We're dressed as ballerinas" Rip, Sew and Stitch I. Fleecem L-R-L-R-L-R-L 1-1-2-3-2-2-1 No Burpoline Pip Boys Lary Moe & Shemp Skin and Flint Finance Corporation "Slippery Fingers" I.H. Terry Hargen 200 percent wool "Unaccustomed Tailors" "What a beautiful messterpiece!" Rockin' Thru the Rockies Chief Growling Bear "Direct From Three Hot Weeks in Kansas" Frontier Inn Nell Nell's Belles "This fish looks like Moe!"

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Our Leader--President Ward Robey-The People's Friend" President Ward Robey Señorita Rita Shock Absorber for Earthquakes Singapore loe's Palace Hotel Valeska Scheming Schemers Day and Nite Plumbers 1414 Bleecker Street How to Be a Plumber
Mr. Norfleet
Norfleet Mansion
The Van Brocklin Painting
"We Never Sleep"
Scotched in Scofland
Angus and McPherson
Below the McMason McDixon line
The Earl of Glenheather
Glenheather Castle
"Hi, Lorna; how ya doone?"
"Is my slip showing?"
Lorna Doone O. U. Gonga Wide Awake Detective School Scrambled Brains Croakers Sanitarium Dr. Gezundheidt Drs. Hart, Burns, and Belcher Isle of Stromboli Nora Self Made Maids "All Parts in this Picture Are Played By the Three Stooges" Derstick, Anacanapooner Larraine Mergatroyd Moella Shempetta Shivering Sherlocks Angel

*Armored Car Robbers Identifled: Café Workers Name Loomis Gang" Captain Mullins Gladys Harmon Lefty Loomis Shot in the Frontier "Beneath This Diggs, Graves, and Berry Undertakers "Distilled Yesterday" Ella, Bella, and Stella "Friday the 13th" "Here Lies A Father of 28, He Might Have Had More But Now It's Too Late" M. Balmer "Mama Loved Papa . .." "No Use You're Doomed" Noonan Brothers Old Panther Storey's Saloon "To your last breath . .. Sing a Song of Six Pants

Fleecem L-R-L-R-L-R-L. 1-1-2-3-2-2-1 No Burpoline Pip Boys Lary Moe & Shemp Skin and Flint Finance Corporation "Slippery Fingers" T.H. Terry Hargen 200 percent wool "Unaccustomed Tailors" "What a beautiful messterpiece!" The Sitter Downers Corabell, Dorabell, and Florabell Gazette Journal "I got Stetson; which one is she?" "In the Spring . Metropole Flower Shop Mr. Bell No Honeymoon No Work/Unfalr io Union Husbands" this Lot Presented to the Three sudden Suitors -Upland Realty Co." "This Place Unfair to Union Sultore Upland Realty Company Slaphappy Sleuths Becky "Feel Tired?. Fuller Grime "Have You Sore Feet? Try Tic-Tac. Good for the Toe" Hazel

M. Greecy "In Onion There Is Strength" Just straight salary Onion Oil Company Popping Corn "Try Dr. Belcher's Compound for Gas on the Stomach" "Why don't you sing 'Mame"?" Slippery Silks Madame De France Mrs. Morgan Mr. Morgan Mr. Romani "Modes Modernistique" Romani Artistic Woodwork Uncle Pete A Snitch in Time "Antiques Made While-U-Waite. Hendrix Jewelry Store Miss Scudder Mr. Jerry Pip and Steve Steve Ye Olde Furniture Shoppe

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Mr. Winthrop Puckerless persimmon tree Rhum Boogie Roast Stooge Swamp soup Vitamin P.D.Q. Soup fo Nuts "This is the hottest June we've had since last July!" White on rye Bologna and whipped cream "Liver and milk . .. and a banana split" "The Elevator Dance" Space Ship Sappy Filet of sole and heel "Flying Saucer Photographer Awarded City's Highest Honor" "Gevalt!" Liar's Club 27th Annual Convention "Nobody lives here, either!" "Prof. A. K. Rimple No. 60" Professor A. K. Rimple Rockwood Steel, Ranacoma Copper, Your American Can, Pinpoint Pimple Sunev "Who came in?" Spook Louder J. O. Dunkfeather Miracle Massage Reducing Machine Mr. Graves Mr. Wallace "No Peddlers" The Times Spooks Congo Crumb's Pies "Divorce Evidence Manufactured . Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde George B. Bopper Mary Bopper Super Slueth Detective Agency *What a hideous, monstrous face!- Squarcheads of the Round Table "Are you short of money? Black Prince Cedric the Blacksmith "I can't die; I haven't seen The lolson Story!" "In Days of Old . . ." "it's sharp medicine, but It's a sure cure for all diseases" "Oh, Elaine" Princess Elaine Scowling Scotsman Sextetrum Lucia Sir Satchel "So We Stuck Our Little Tootsies in the Water" "That babe sure can cook!" Stone Age Romeos Aggie, Maggie, and Baggie B. Bopper Dogfish "Horsethieves!" Map of Unknown Lands Where Cavemen Are Still Supposed to Exist "Me, three!" The most beautiful cave in Mesopotamia Museum of Natural History Poison gas "She loves me, she loves me not. "You're telling me!" Studio Stoops B.O. Pictures Corp. Captain Casey and Brown

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Monday 31 July Mixtape 347 “Astral Logo”

2023-07-31

Downtempo Cosmic Space Synth Wednesdays, Fridays & Sundays. Support the artists and labels. Don't forget to tip so future shows can bloom.

Architectonica-Logo 00:00

Uncle Fido-They Accuse Anyone 00:07

Cate Brooks-Curig 02:07

Orfeón Gagarin-Salmos Funiculares, Pt. 11 07:08

Alpha Chrome Yayo-The 19th Hole 11:55

Tomer Baruch-Bugs Fly 13:36

E Ruscha V-Breaking Clouds 16:27

Richard Norris-Gamma and Delta 21:36

Apta-TND 24:15

Alexis Lumière-The Ballad Of G.Threepwood 28:39

Dean Honer, Supreme Vagabond Craftsman-I Saw The Frogman 32:14

Binaural Space-Vintage Laser Harp 35:23

Benge-The Dreamer 36:21

Cole Pulice-Astral Cowpoke 40:07

#Architectonica #Uncle Fido #Cate Brooks #Café Kaput #Clay Pipe Music #Orfeón Gagarin #Artificial Owl Recordings #Alpha Chrome Yayo #Tomer Baruch #Animals and Synthesizers #E Ruscha V #Secret Circuit #Richard Norris #Apta #Alexis Lumière #ERR REC #Dean Honer #Supreme Vagabond Craftsman #Castles in Space #Binaural Space #Benge #Cole Pulic #Moon Glyp

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Wednesday 16 August Mixtape 355 “Sweet Day Revelation”

2023-08-16

Retro Lounge Wednesdays, Fridays & Sundays. Support the artists and labels. Don't forget to tip so future shows can bloom.

Kutiman-A Day Off 00:00

Mort Garson-Ode to an African Violet - Alternate Take 05:01

Jonathan Fitoussi-COLORS OF THE FUTURE 08:50

Milieu-Euflorian 16:05

Uncle Fido-They Muse 20:29

Veslemes-Morning Patrol 22:34

Bright & Findlay-Fireflies 27:38

Yan Tregger-The Last Girl 30:34

Uh Huh-Citrus Song 34:39

Sessa-Música 38:20

Yves Malone-Black Trucks Fill the Night, Empty Then Full 40:55

Vulfmon-Harpejji I 44:34

ATA Records-Going Galtactic 46:05

Piero Umiliani-Sweet Revelation 47:54

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wired (part two)

Gemma x Programmer!Reader

For @deafeningsharkslimeempath

You and F1D0 stroll up to Gemma’s house with a little kick in your step.

Cady immediately runs out the door and jumps into your arms.

“Uncle Y/N!” She laughs as she clings to you. Gemma is right behind her with a little sad smile on her face.

“You brought a robot dog?” Gemma looks at you with a smirk.

“He’s house trained. Fido, puppy mode”

“Puppy mode activated.” The dog states before switching to a lively manner and running around the yard. Cady follows, enjoying time with the metallic dog.

“Puppy mode. Cute” Gemma taps you with her hip.

“I’ve seen cuter,” you flirt back.

“You better not say me” Gemma warns you. “Come on I want to show you something.”

Gemma leads you inside the house and right into the work garage. You pass by Bruce with a smile.

“So what did you want to show me?”

“Say hello to” she activates a few keys on her keyboard. “Megan”

A robot jumps up. Eyes blinking. Blonde hair bouncing. Slight Elizabeth Olsen type face and expression on its face.

“Hello there” a slightly robotic little girl voice answers “I’m Megan”

You’re a little taken back, it's cold, unfeeling eyes staring at you.

"You seem nervous" the robot says, "is everything alright?"

"Yep" you compose yourself. "sorry Megan I'm just not use to human robotics yet."

"That's alright!" the robot smiles, "i hope with time I can be best friends with you as well as your robot dog outside"

Gemma, despite her intial excitement, is a little taken back. How did this robot know about F1D0?

"I saw the dog in your security footage right now. Not exactly the image of a fluffy puppy" Megan giggles.

You were there for everything.

The moment M3GAN was introduced to your niece. You couldn’t help but notice a little growl escape your faithful robot dog.

You were in the lab when M3GAN was trying to look up the idea of death itself.

“Is death bad?” M3GAN asks you.

“I only know what my mom told me” you said a little gruffly. “Death itself isn’t bad if you’ve lived and loved a good life. But to take a life, that’s bad”

“Noted” was the only response from the android. “Will Cady die?”

“Eventually we all do” you sigh “but life is amazing and a lot can be done. It’s not about the amount of time, it’s about what we do with it”

She didn’t respond. She just sat there looking at an image on a nearby desk: Cady and her parents.

You were there the moment the neighbor’s dog attacked Cady and M3GAN. You had to restrain F1D0 from attacking and ripping that dog apart.

You and Gemma comforted Cady through the pain. M3GAN looked around confused and then back to the hole in the fence.

You eventually got Cady off to an uneven sleep. You walked into the kitchen to find Gemma with her face buried in her hands.

“I’m a horrible guardian” she whispers

“No you just have horrible neighbors” you rub her back reassuringly.

“I can’t be my sister. Cady needs her mother”

“Right now what she needs is you to be you and me to be her irresistible uncle”

Gemma laughs, “how I ever put up with you enough to get Bruce made I’ll never understand”

“We balance each other, Gem” you smile. “And I’ll always find a way to make you smile”

And then the dog disappeared. The police were there when you arrived. M3GAN would only stare out at the scene while keeping an eye on her person.

You began to look at M3GAN a little more suspiciously. It was just too coincidental.

But yet all you found yourself spending a good amount of more time with Gemma. Years apart felt like a mere blink of an eye.

You even went out on a few coffee dates with her when she became too focused on the future models of M3GAN.

“I need to work on this equation” she would whine as you pulled her towards the door.

“I’m pretty sure a good cup of Joe can help you solve anything” you smirked at her.

And then came the presentation day to David. He didn’t hesitate to approve the idea of mass producing the android.

“Does it cost less than a Tesla?” He asked. Gemma’s associates gave a nod. all you could do was roll your eyes.

“Something bothering you, master?” F1D0 inquires from your hotel room.

“I have a bad feeling about this” you answer back. “Too many coincidences”

“I will keep an eye on Megan” the dog answers back.

“Do not engage directly or allow wireless access with her” you issue the command.

“Command accepted” the robot answered.

You got back to your task, assembling a small taser gun like pistol. The sparks fly and shoot out as it powers up.

“An EMP pistol?” F1D0 asks, his ears perking in curiosity.

“Just a little back up plan bud. Can you hold on to it for me?” F1D0 opens up a compartment in his chest cavity.

You slide the pistol in and shut it. You could only hope that’s it’s a precaution you wouldn’t have to use.

“Am i a good dog?” F1D0’s red eyes look at you. His tail wags sadly.

“Yes you are.” You answered back.

To Be Continued…

Tags: @deafeningsharkslimeempath @silentstalker413 @ma1egamer

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[twaigfraggle]

Watch through number????

Guess whose back? It's Fido! Thats right, I convinced him to do another one of these with me! Todays watch through: Boober Rock!

He was humming the theme song a little bit. It was cute

if I walked into a room and I saw all these googly eye mother fuckers Id evaporate on sight

He and Doc are both doing laundry

Doc is being a dick to Sprocket

Screaming about how Sprocket is a dog

He's once again calling Red a Red flag

Stop building bridges in front of my house!

If I was boomer-If I was boober I would start hitting people

These hands would be rated E for every fraggle

Boober, Gobo, and Wembly <33

we talked about gobo and wembly being nosey

He hates Red sm its funny

Red is a hazzerd

GET HER ASS BOOBER

Boober is so sweet

He's also leaving forever.

Boober and wembley are breaking up :(

The caves of boredom are actually beautiful

Banger boober song

The mirror visual!

Sprocket needs meal :(

Mokey and Gobo give us the post card today

Uncle Matts in the subway again...

UNCLE MATT DIED

Can you imagine being an actor in this?

No I don't think I could...It'd be too weird

Theyre checking on him :((

THERES FRAGGLES FLYING

Class dismissed. Who let this woman teach?

WOOBER CONTENT

He forgor his name

storyteller being thirsty

People DIED storyteller

Boober and Wembly have such good vocal chemistry

theyre falling in love all over again

Bleach gives you memories

theyre leaving!

The Lgbt community

They literally look like a gsa club

Gobos the president

Wemblys the Vice President

Mokeys the secratary

Boobers the treasurer

Red does Media.

Rating: 7/10- Boober. Thats all

Fido's rating: 2 trillion/10- Boober episode. and red got her ass handed to her by laundry detergent which was funny.

#twaig reviews #twaig fraggle #twaigs friend fido #fraggle rock

[100yearoldcomics]

April 2, 1922 The Katzenjammer Kids by Harold Knerr

TOP PANEL [ID: The Kids stand on either side of a curtained doorway, holding it open and announcing the entry of two high-class fancy guests. They hold their heads up high, their noses upturned. The Kids hold a length of rope, one Kid on either end, to trip the couple as they walk through the doorway. /end] Hans: Der Dook und Duchess uf Soupnoodle!

MAIN COMIC [ID: Mama stands before a vanity mirror, spritzing herself with perfume. Behind her, der Captain holds the Kids up by their collars in one hand, showing them a dress shirt with a crude caricature of himself inked onto the front with his other hand. A puppy we've never seen before sits between them. /end] Mama: Get a viggle on mit der svaller-tailer, Captain! In a minute comes der Dook und Duchess uf Soupnoodle und you got to look fancy! Captain: So! I suppose Fido done dot? Vot?

[ID: While der Captain spanks the Kids in another room, Mama greets the Dook & Duchess. /end] Mama: Ah! Der Dook und Duchess! Der bleasure iss conniptious! Supper iss also ge-soived! Duchess: Chawmed! Dook: Dee-lighted!

[ID: Hans stands atop a barrel, boring a hole in the ceiling with a hand auger. Meanwhile, Fritz hammers a peg into a long pole. /end] Fritz: Did you bore der hole in der table? Hans: Stick to your chob, boy, und don't ask foolish qvestions!

[ID: Der Captain sharpens two large knives on each other at the dinner table while Mama chats up the Soupnoodles. /end] Captain: Now, Duke, comes der finest roast goose mit prunes ge-stuffed und home ge-cooked by Mrs. Katzenjammer! Mama: I got a Uncle vunce in der Svitz Allups vot looked chust like der Dook, only he don't got such nice vitskers! Dook: Fawncy now! Duchess: How very interesting!

[ID: The Kids turn the table around while everyone's looking elsewhere, putting the turkey in front of the Duchess. /end] Captain: Vot der... Mama: My! How did der goose come by der Duchess? Dook: My word! Duchess: Reahly, y'know, the bird doesn't belong to me!

[ID: The table suddenly shoots up to the ceiling, pushed up by the Kids' pole. /end] Captain: Say...! Mama: V'y does it go up? Dook: I s'y! Duchess: Mercy!

[ID: The table returns to the floor. Der Captain gets down on his hands and knees to see what exactly the Kids are doing with their table. /end] Captain: Hm! Sum'ting iss rotten below decks or I'm a shad! Mama: Look! It's all right! He's back again! Dook: I s'y, y'know, is it likely to remain, d'ye suppose? Duchess: Very extrawdinary procedure, I'd say!

[ID: The Kids spin the table around very fast, throwing the dishes onto all the guests. Der Captain takes a soup bowl to the face, the Dook is hit in the face with the turkey and the Duchess is helpless to receive the gravy boat in her lap. /end] Captain: Ow! Mama: Heafens! V'y does it spin? Duchess: Help!

[ID: Mama helps the Duchess pour the grave out of her dress while Der Captain exposes the hole the Kids bored into the floor to explain himself to the Dook. /end] Captain: You see how goes it, Duke? Alvays it's some dod-goozled hokus-pokus mit dem hyenish kids! Dook: Very enlightening, I'm sure! But I'd just as leave not have the goose in the eye, y'know! Mama: Come mit me upstairs, Duchess! A liddle benzeline und Spotsoff takes it ouid!

[ID: The Kids stick the fire hose in the basement up through the hole in the floor and spray the Dook up into the air with it. The Duchess faints in Mama's arms. Der Captain walks out of the room, missing all of this. /end] Captain: Vait! I find ouid und make dod-gasted sure dot it don't happen some more! Mama: Himmel! Der Dook iss up in der air und der Duchess iss swoomed!

[ID: The Kids attempt to hide in the coal pile in the basement, but Fido gives them away by sitting next to it at rapt attention. Hans pokes out of the pile to throw coal at him until he leaves, but it's too late - der Captain's already found them and reaches into the pile with one hand while he brandishes a club with the other. /end] Hans: Get ouid, fool! Do you vant to gif us avay?

[ID: As the sounds of their beating echo from the basement, the Dook & Duchess leave, trailing dinner juices behind them as they return to their car. Mama tries in vain to get them to stay, standing in the doorway. /end] Mama: Oh, Duchess! Couldn't you vait? I got some svitz cheese und pig's knuckles in der ice-box! Dook: Blithering blighters! Duchess: Uncouth vulgarians! Chauffeur: Yes 'em! Kids: Ouch! Ow! Oh, Captain! Haf a heart! Ouch!

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