#Who is Max?

[magicalmyths]

Another thing i misheard in Epic: the musical was instead of "you can relax my friend" in open arms, I heard "you can eat max my friend"

Polites, you doing alright or did you just tell your bestie to eat someone?

#polites #odysseus #epic the troy saga #epic the musical #Epic the musical #jorge rivera herrans #Eat max #Who is max? #incorrect odyssey #odysseus`s dudes #epic: the musical

[whatagoodusernameihave]

Who is Max?

idk abt you guys but I think that Max is Jake’s past bully

I mean, I don’t think that he was Jakes friend. It wouldn’t really make sense bc whenever Jake’s past is shown on screen there is never a friend of his (except the Jomies), only bullies. Also, anyone that knew that Jake likes to sing bullied him for it. ———————————————————————

sorry if the grammars bad, English is not my first language (or second-). Anyways, comment who you think Max is! Have a nice day <3!!!

#jake sterling #jake tmf #tmf jake #the music freaks #tmf #Who is Max?

[bashzzey]

I bet sour lemons are alien to him in the land of sweets 🍋

Also have silly bonus from aggie :]c

Max Jax? Max Jax.

#poor Gummigoo LOL #lineless artstyle is hard oh my god #but I nailed it 😎 #one of friends who was in aggie was sobbing of laughter at Max Jax LMAOOO #so I'm posting Max Jax here as well for sillies <3 #tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc jax #jax #tadc gummigoo #gummigoo #tadc fanart #lemon #bashzzey arts

[chloesimaginationthings]

Everyone “hates” Mike in the FNAF movie..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #mike schmidt #fnaf vanessa #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #jeremiah fnaf #fnaf max #Cindy fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #THIS is another unserious comic btw #BUT I JUST find it funny we’re told thru the whole FNAF movie that like #everyone hates Mike he has no friends most people are angry at him #then a good portion of the folks who actually meet Mike #just genuinely like him #or in some cases like Cindy the ice cream girl straight up have a crush on him #Mike has some unspoken rizz to him idk #everyone loves a sleepy guy 🩵 #what makes it funnier is Mike doesn’t even pick up at all people like him #that one ‘meet the Robinson’s’ bit #love you Mike Schmidt you’re so funny 💜💜

[trader-scars]

doc and martyn both not really caring about shipping but being pro themself being shipped with ren is so funny. what is it about him that makes married men with children go yeah i want that one in particular

#rendog #inthelittlewood #trafficblr #hermitblr #docm77 #rendoc #renchanting #AND GOOD FOR THEM TBH #ren has that white boy swagger but turned up to the max #docs twitter is the ninth circle of hell i fear #but its also funny so who cares

[harmonizingsunsets]

Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 5 | Smoke Club

#hatchetfield #tgwdlm #Black Friday #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #npmd spoilers #the guy who didn't like musicals #StarKid #hatchetfield musicals #Alex foster #hannah foster #max jagerman #alice woodward #team StarKid #starkid npmd

[epitome-of-an-openbook]

No, because people keep acting like Grace Chastity being consumed with a lust for the power that Lords in Black provided her doesn't count as a world ending Cataclysm - but it very much does. Not only has she shown little to no empathy for others throughout the entire show and only ever felt bad for lying to authority figures and being horny - but the final song of the Musical is essentially a reprise of Max's Murder Song/Manifesto which places her as a parallel to Max. Max sings about how he's going to kill ALL the Nerdy Prudes and not once but twice tells the audience that it doesn't matter if someone is actually a Nerdy Prude because he makes the rules and gets to decide who is or isn't a nerd etc etc. Grace's take is that she is going to kill all the Dirty Dudes but she's literally singing it to a guy who has, throughout the entire musical, done nothing to indicate he's a pervy/dirty dude and only kissed her after she asked him too. Like Max, Grace Chastity doesn't actually care if someone genuinely fits the framework of her stated victimology, because she has the power so she gets to make the rules.

Honestly it's like some people didn't think about the implications.

#npmd #starkid npmd #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #grace chasity #max jagerman #nerdy prudes spoilers #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #black friday starkid #starkid musicals #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield musicals #nightmare time #dirty dudes must die #starkid theory #hatchetfield theory #the implications #Promise me you'll think about the implications

[zem-zem-zoom]

he makes me laugh 🐰🐶

a redraw of the 25th? anniversary roger and jessica figure

#this is one of my new favorite drawings . ever #zemboart #sam and max #sam & max #freelance police #freelance husbands #sam and max fanart #my art #who framed roger rabbit #wfrr #snm

[booigi-boi]

Hatchetfield musical villains 🎵🍏🦅

#starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #the guy who didn’t like musicals #nerdy prudes must die #black friday #paul matthews #uncle wiley #wilbur cross #max jagerman #infected Paul represents the Hive btw #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #tgwdlm #npmd #npmd spoilers #black friday musical #my art #art #art post #digital #digital art #fan art #fanart #sketch #drawing

[fosliie]

Noir detective shenanigans but.....lesbians?

FINALLY DONE!! Tried some new things such as limiting my color palette an such. I don't see enough fem Sam and Max comics of any sort so y'know what they say, sometimes you just gotta do it yourself >:D

#myart #sam and max #freelance husbands #sam and max freelance police #comic #fanart #freelance wives once again!! #shout out to that one person who commented fem sam noir awhile back #this whole comic basically came from that-

[nerdpoe]

Young Justice is always a little...concerned. With Phantom's living situation. Now they're outright afraid for him, and Bart has decided it's time to Ask An Adult.

It was the little quips. The tiny little things. Stuff that didn't seem to matter to Phantom at all, or appeared to be normal for him, that he didn't realize weren't normal at all.

"Oh, better not hope my mom catches me." "Doing what, staying out past bedtime?" "Nah, using my powers; she'd vivisect me!"

"Another stab wound. Great." "Don't worry Phantom, I've got the med kit-" "Oh, I'm not a baby or anything, I can handle it just fine. Just gimme a sec to take it out."

"My dad has better aim than that." "...Like, when he's hunting, right?" "...At what other times would he be shooting at me?"

"Huh. Not as bad as my parents place. Look; they have a decontamination shower!" "Phantom, this lab has been vandalized to the point of needing a hazmat suit." "Did I stutter?"

Finding out each others identities did nothing to soothe the worry. Tim quietly told the others that every time he tried to run facial recognition, he kept hitting a government firewall he couldn't breach. Phantom never told them his last name, just his first, and 'Danny' is super common.

The thing that really did it though, the thing that made Bart snap and run off to ask Max, was when Danny had a nightmare.

He was talking in his sleep.

"No. Don't-stop. Stoooop. I need...my skin. Mom, no. You can't...peel off...my skin..."

Bart didn't even wait for them to wake Danny up before he was standing in front of Max, talking a mile a minute as he tried to figure out what to do, with Wally staring in horror over a plate of waffles as he computed everything that Bart was saying.

~~~~~~

Danny had a dream about his mom and Skulker arguing about how to skin him. He wouldn't really call it a nightmare, because it was just Skulker, but the scariest thing was Skulker insisting to his mom that it was possible to skin him with a potato peeler. Dream mom was arguing that it was not, and that from a scientific standpoint that was a really piss poor way to preserve a specimen.

He hadn't been begging them to stop hurting him, he'd been whining at them to knock it off.

But when he wakes up, it's to a room full of worried friends and an old man who calls himself Max.

"Kid, I think we need to talk."

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #first convo was with cassie #second was with bart #third was with kon #fourth was with tim #max is fully prepared to take in another kid #bart is fully prepared to share #wally went to dick to ask him to put his detective training to work and find phantom's parents #wally was just visiting max #catching up #shooting the shit #when suddenly bart comes in and just trauma dumps about one of the other young justice heroes #who is apparently in a super abusive situation #and probably needs help #body horror tw #skinning tw #but only mentioned in the context of a super weird dream #danny's living situation COULD use some improvements #but it's not as bad as everyone thinks #anti ecto acts are still a thing #but as long as danny is with young justice the GIW leave him alone so #eh #not like they're good at their jobs anyways #max is about to blow his mind with the following information #“you are not okay. it's okay to not be okay. but kid. you need help and we're offering.”

[lillazyboithings]

"So tonight we’re gonna chronicle

A story so astronomical"

This was a vision that I had to fulfill, I spent like more than 1 and 1/2 days on this (im excluding the procrastination, if we include it, its 3 days)

basically im combining my two strong brainrots of this month, tgwdlm and npmd, and ngl im actually in love with the results

#yes the background is shitty i dont give fucks about it anymore i wanted to post this for so long already #npmd #starkid npmd #tgwdlm #starkid tgwdlm #starkid nerdy prudes must die #starkid the guy who didnt like musicals #hatchetverse #team starkid #hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetfield universe #grace chasity #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #max jägerman #stephanie lauter #steph lauter #peter spankoffski #npmd grace #npmd ruth #npmd richie #npmd max #npmd stephanie #npmd peter #nerdy prudes fanart #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die fanart #tw scopophobia

[genderqueerpond]

because I remembered another weird thing I do and also that someone once described it as "the most transmasc thing ever" so let's get to the bottom of if that statement is true or not

#lavender polls #also i am not the arbiter or gatekeeper of who is and isn't transmasc please choose with your heart #this is just set up this way so that i can. yknow. determine if this is actually a transmasc thing! #i would include more identity paramaters but that's beyond the scope of a ten-option-max poll for fun

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike is besties with Shadow Freddy

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #michael afton #fnaf max #shadow freddy #fnaf #fnaf movie #sister location #fnaf 2 #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #MAX MENTIONED 💜💜💜 #Michael literally never knew who shadow Freddy was #meanwhile Mike like knows his SF by name they are homies #no need to fear shadow Freddy they chill like that

[lilacthebooklover]

hatchetverse but paul accidentally becomes everyone's parental figure. lex & hannah's? sure, they deserve a good parent who'll look out for them. stephanie lauter? yeah, why not, her dad highkey sucks. richie? absolutely, could even make them be biologically related for the lols. he meets peter through ted, they're chill (potential for angst if ted disappears in this iteration of the multiverse). he's the guy alice goes to about all of her stresses and worries- the 'cool uncle'. he meets ruth at the coffee shop where he sees emma before they have a concrete relationship, ruth is very vocal about how she wishes she could have a partner too. he could be even max freaking jagerman's unofficial dad (he does not think max has to fight off "one lousy skele'un" to be worth something). he tries to solve grace chasity's religious guilt with "yeah no sex is normal" and she views him as a source for all advice on the matter after that. paulkins but paul is a tired dad and emma doesn't find out he has like 50 kids until they've been dating a couple months and one of them randomly runs into his house. she introduces him to tim and he just rolls with it. it's another nephew, okay, neat. he's not great with kids but he finds himself with loads of them somehow anyway. then they all face off against sadistic eldritch gods and multiple cults together like a family. what more could you want?

#uncle paul real #how does this keep happening? #who knows #certainly not paul #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #black friday starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #paul tgwdlm #emma perkins #paul matthews #max jagerman #grace chasity #richie lipschitz #pete spankoffski #the lords in black find this very funny #they're watching hatchetfield like it's a sitcom #hatchetfield #lex foster #hannah foster #ruth fleming #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #tim houston #ted spankoffski #paulkins #team starkid #even the random bg nerds flock to him #paul too gives huge nerd energy

[twslug]

have yourself a merry little christmas

#merry christmas to all that celebrate! #the driver dinner is so special to me #this goes out to everyone who is delusional about driver friendships #i actually made this in sept/oct and have held it close to my heart since and now u all can have it #web weaving #time to tag all the drivers........ okay here we go #george russell #alex albon #charles leclerc #lewis hamilton #fernando alonso #lando norris #max fewtrell #nico rosberg #pierre gasly #esteban ocon #galex #ferwis #lestappen #brocedes #nortrell #piarles #i actually do not know any ship/duo names with esteban im so sorry cba