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xitsensunmoon · 8 months

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Me when me when when whe me meeeemememeeee

#moondrop #fnaf moondrop #fnaf moon #moondrop fnaf #moon fnaf #fnaf #fnaf 9 #why can't he be real #my art #moon x reader #moondrop x reader #self insert

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konigsblog · 5 months

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ghost's hand absolutely drive me.... mfhsfxkfqhahvz..

your lieutenant stuffing two of his thick fingers into your mouth whilst driving his thick, girthy cock into your sopping pussy. he adores that dumb expression; all breathless, unable to keep up. he fucks up you senseless. your legs numb, but the throbbing heat between your legs on repeat around his hard, wet dick.

“look at you, doll...” he chuckles, rubbing your chin with his thumb. your eyes rolled back as he continues sliding into your sweet cunny.

or instead, ghost's large hands grasping your waist, squeezing the supple, soft flesh on your stomach while slamming into you. your back arched and cunt clutching and squeezing around his wet shaft. you're panting, gripping his wrists tightly for support while he drives his broad hips into you.

or, ghost's big hands dwarfing yours when he's ramming into you. your legs over his broad, wide shoulders, his muscles tensing and his veiny cock stuffed into your wet, dripping cunt! crying out through pleasure while grinding his hips against you, the impact of his tip against your womb driving you insane. he pins your hands above your head, gripping them tightly while you babble and squeeze his hand.

just a mess for his cock :3

#orla speaks #simon ghost riley #ghost call of duty #mw2 ghost #cod ghost #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost simon riley #why can't he be real #:( :(#cod imagine

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a-random-weeb · 4 months

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Chuuya can do whatever he wants to me 😍

I have more pictures, but I'm too lazy to scroll slightly further down in my camera roll

... At what point does this become an obsession?

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synf3ll · 5 months

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where is my F/O to hold me and make me feel safe and loved

#my head hurts and i am feeling sad #why can't he be real #og #self ship #selfship

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yuristarz · 6 months

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originally sent @kneelingshadowsalome (really great blog btw) an ask for this but the more I think about it the more I want to write it myself! So welcome to my first ever fanfic.

(English is not my first language so sorry for any mistakes)

🌲Krampuslauf(1/?)🌲

Summary:

A nice Christmas getaway, this is what this should've been. An out from your regular stressful life, but things quickly turn from sweet to sour after a certain someone or something invites himself into your life.

A König x fem!reader fanfic inspired by the folktales of Krampus

This is an 18+ story, so minors please dni!

It's around noon when you get to the cabin up in the snowie mountains of the german alps. After dragging you luggage through the thick snow, you open the door of the cabin and immediately smell the hardwood floor they must've beenn polished and oiled not to long ago. The interior is a beautiful classic german one fitting for the region it was located in.

After tugging your shoes off, you step further into the house. It was an impulsive last-minute booking. More to have an excuse why you couldn't spend Christmas with your family, not wanting to be present when new drama started or one of your cousins small children began crying. It was also to get away from your asshole of a boss and your annoying coworkers.

You were really ready to explore the space you'll be inhabiting for the next 14 days. It had the basic things like a kitchen and living room but the best thing about this AirBnb was no doubt the bathroom.

Entering it took your breath away it looked even better than the images on the website. The whole wall that was facing the forest and some other mountains was made of glass a big bathtub facing it. The sun was starting to set wich made the view even more beautiful. This called for a hot bath.

Making your way quickly down the stairs you go to the kitchen where the complimentary bottle of wine sat, quickly you take a wine glass from one of the cupboards and make your way back upstairs dropping your clothes on the way. Once you reached the bathroom, you began to fill the bathtub with water and filled your glass.

The bathtub was nearly full when you turned the water off, taking time to sink into the warm water. This was perfect! No other humans to disturb you no phone signal for your family to annoy you just you and nature.

After watching the sunset for a bit, you close your eyes and just relax.

But you weren't really alone. Not that you knew, of course...

He made sure to stay hidden when he heard the car and started to follow it. He made sure you didn't hear him come closer when you entered the cabin and he made extra sure to stay hidden when you sank into the bath. He was once feared by both children and their parents, they had given him the name König but as the years passed he and his title started to fade. Now he only serves as a story to scare small children into behaving.

But with you he may have his ticket to relevancy, he always loved to scare....

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Hi! I hope you guys liked this 'prolouge' to Krampuslauf. I will definitely be writing more of this. It was so much fun imagining the environment and the characters. Constructive criticism is always appreciated <3

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the-kr8tor · 5 months

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Hobies favourite place to kiss is your forehead but what is your favourite place to kiss Hobie? (Me personally? I will pepper that man with kisses all over his face)

Oh man me personally his jaw 🥴 probably bc it's the only place i can kiss while on my tippy toes (I'm 5'3 😭😭) also imagine pecking the most defined jaw 🫣 if you're not careful you'll cut yourself (so worth it tho)

But in general, his cheeks 🥰🥰 because it's sooo kissable and smoochable ❤️❤️❤️ u just wanna (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠）

#ask answered #you're right abt pepering his face with kisses definitely the best one #bc u don't leave one space unkissed 🥰🥰#thank you anon muah 😘#WHY CAN'T HE BE REAL #hobie thoughts

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minicorruptprogram · 1 month

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Well uh.

I think I have a new hyperfixation.

Him................

I am down BAD for him, someone help, I'm literally obsessed already, and I only just started playing Error143 YESTERDAY. IT SHOULDN'T TAKE SUCH LITTLE TIME TO ROPE ME IN LIKE THAT???????

I need Micah Yujin, I love him sm, my favorite goober, he's so silly..........

#error143 #micah yujin #I NEED HIM.#i would let this man RAWDOG me.#WHY CAN'T HE BE REAL #WHY MUST I SIMP FOR FICTIONAL MEN 😭

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sweetest-florida-blue-peach · 1 year

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In honor of me turning 25 yesterday, I present you with: Husband! Bakugou: birthday edition.

This man could care less about his own birthday, so in regards to that aspect, he kinda just lumps all birthdays in the same 'lame' category. Not really one to celebrate or make a big deal. But ever since you came into his life, he tries really hard to make an effort for you.

However, you've noticed something. In all the years you've been together, not once has he ever gotten you a birthday card. Or any kind of card for that matter. Anniversaries, Valentine's Day, Christmas: they're all the same to him.

But surely he'd get you a birthday card, right?

Wrong.

Sure, there's the practical but useful gift (because he doesn't believe in getting gifts for the sheer purpose of just getting it) and the amazing birthday dinner he always makes you, but never a card. And it isn't so much that you mind, but part of you wonders why he never bothers with a card.

However, this is the same man who still sometimes struggles to open up and be affectionate and open with his feelings. It doesn't matter how long you've been together. He will always have trouble being 100% in regards to his emotions. Granted, he's gotten much better about it, but if he has trouble being honest and up front in person a good majority of the time, do you really think he'd bare his entire soul in a card?

Kaminari would most likely get a PHD in astrophysics before something like that would ever happen.

But when he sees you at the surprise party everyone got together to throw for you, and watches as you open your birthday cards from friends and family, he can't help but marvel at how soft your expression gets and how your eyes sparkle at the sheer thoughtfulness of them all.

Not one to be left out, this spurs him into action, and he decides to up the game.

So imagine with me that he comes home from a super long patrolling shift. He's tired. He's grimy. He just wants a bath, clean set of clothes, warm meal, and an eight to ten hour appointment with the bed. But he's put all that on the backburner because he sees you bounding up to him to greet him as walks through the door.

And the look on your face when you realize he's holding a bouquet of your favorite flowers, along with....an envelope? It's enough to make him forget about his crappy day.

"Happy birthday," he says, all but shoving the items he got for you into your hands. You don't say anything. You just stare at the card, at him, then back at the card.

"You gonna open it or what?" He asks, neatly placing his combat boots by your much tinier shoes on the mat at the entrance of the doorway.

He follows you into the kitchen as you set the flowers down to put in a vase for later. His heart leaps in his chest as you carefully peel back the top layer of the envelope and take out the card.

He got it at the same store he bought the flowers from. They served all the cheesy, gimmicky, run-of-the-mill dumb birthday cards, but he grabbed the one that reminded him most of you. Sure, it had the usual, "Hope your birthday is as amazing as you" nonsense at the front, but what has him nervously tapping his fingers against the counter is what he wrote on the inside.

"(Your name),

I've never been good with this sort of stuff. It's stupid and overrated, but I know you like it because you're a sappy little shit. So happy birthday or whatever.

Another year under your belt, but you're still the same dumbass you've always been. Good thing I like dumbasses.

I would say that I hope you like the flowers but I know you will because they're your favorite and I picked them out.

Happy birthday, again.

Love you.

-Katsuki."

He's pretty proud of himself until he sees thick tears streaming down your cheeks. He rounds the island in your kitchen and is on you in a second.

"What's wrong? Why are you crying? Do you hate it? I'm sorry--" You stop his torrent of apologies with a finger pressed to his lips.

"I love it," you whisper, bringing your arms around his broad shoulders and pulling him close. "I love it."

Hesitantly, he relaxes enough to cradle you to his chest. "You mean it?"

You nod your head. "It's perfect." You tilt your chin up to look at him, cupping his cheek. "You're perfect."

He gently thumbs away any stray tears. Pressing a tender kiss to your lips, he mumbles in true Katsuki Bakugou fashion, "Happy birthday, dumbass."

#why can't he be real #katsuki bakugou #husband bakugou #birthdays #he's so precious and awkward i love him #i based this scenario off of what my husband did for me yesterday #my hero academia #mha #bnha #blueimagines #bluerambles #bluewrites

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raven-s · 7 months

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I'M (S)CREAMING

#adventure time #marshall lee #why can't he be real #screaming but the s is silent

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mudefrau · 3 days

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i want shell's book (Meditations of the Divine Emperor)

#god i love him #why can't he be real #<-obviously i don't want him to be real #shell thropp

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raleigh-edward · 11 months

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I'm not on his romance route but-

#heaven's secret #romance club #heaven's secret 2 #hs malbonte #he's so hot #he could kill me any day of the week and I'll say thank you love while I die #why can't he be real #good thing he's not but 😭

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galaxydestroypants · 2 years

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Black Jack brain rot <3

So learn about Black Jack and went to read the manga and check out the anime’s. So of course I got really good brain rot going on and my mouse split

And some shitposts. don’t mind how bad the gif is I had to bring compress it and the green screen is not good.

#brainrot #Fanart #I want his gender and his engery #Black Jack Fanart #digtal illustration #digtal painting #ditgital art #Black Jack #my art #Why can't he be real #kuroo hazama #dr black jack #black and white #black jack anime #shitpost #shout out to my friend who got me to watch the OVA #He could be a tumblr sexy man or I am just simping really hard for him

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a-random-weeb · 5 months

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I saw your post that you wanted Yandere requests but your request button says requests are closed so I’m currently in a paradox but I’ll send in a request just in case.

May I please request Yandere Chuuya Headcanons/scenario/whatever with a reader who’s already taken?

LMAO requests are closed until I say to request something, don't worry you're good. (Screw logic am I right?)

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•The day you mention you're taken, he's incredibly mad

•Why the hell would you choose some douchebag over him?!

•At first, he tries to manipulate you to breaking up with him

•But when that doesn't work, he has to take matters into his own hands

•This probably triggers him to kidnap you

•Oh, sorry honey, you're boyfriend is long dead

•Chuuya probably tortured him to death

•he probably gives this long speech about how he's perfect for you and no one else is and blah blah blah

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you wake up, hands tied behind your back and you're sat in a wooden chair, you're eyes blindfolded. Heavy footsteps echo throughout the room, as your captor approaches you, yanking off your blindfold.

"Ch-chuuya?" You choke out his name in confusion and betrayal.

"Hey princess~ I told you to break up with him did I not? Look what happens when you disobey. It's ok, I forgive you, I got what I wanted in the end~" a deranged smile crosses his lips as he stares at you menacingly. He cups your cheek lightly, "You'll live here, in my basement from now on. I'll buy you whatever you want if you're a good girl, all you have to do is behave."

"I have a boyfriend!" You scream in his face. He shoves a human hand in your mouth and holds it there to get you to shut up

"See that hand? That's your boyfriends. He's long dead sweetheart. Now you're all mine~ can't you see? We're perfect for eachother, I'll never let you go..."

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Ik this fic is shorter than Chuuya himself but.... Shhhhhhhhhhh