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naalbinder · 3 years

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phoebe bridgers // elliott smith parallels

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4BEfu6YZ7XbdHFZBXthIpN?si=6bf8fc460eba4d33

E - Riot Coming - “Sat down in jail with this friend of mine/Who'd never close both his eyes/But one was shut all the time/To cover the thing he was scared of”

E - Stupidity Tries “To sail across the sea of trash”

E - Going nowhere - “The old records are sitting on the floor/The ones I can’t put on anymore”

E - Clementine - “Anything to pass the time/And keep that song out of your mind”

P - Smoke Signals - “One of your eyes is always half-shut/Something happened when you were a kid” - “burning trash out on the beach” - “You said that song'll creep you out until you're dead”

E - Miss Misery - (music videos on the same street)

E - Easy way out - “While I watch you making mistakes/I wish you luck I really do” “I heard you found another audience to bore”

E - Looking Over My Shoulder - “Another sick rock ‘n’ roller acting like a dick”

E - Placeholder - “I'm the person you'll never need/The biggest loser on sixteenth street” - “Just like my favourite song/Some pretty words that didn't last that long”

P - Motion Sickness - “I'll be glad that I made it out/And sorry that it all went down like it did” “You said when you met me, you were bored” - “Hey, why do you sing with an English accent?/I guess it's too late to change it now”

E - Some Song - “Help me kill my time cause I'll never be fine”

P - Funeral - “Jesus Christ i'm so blue all the time/And that's just how i feel/Always have and i always will ”

E - Bled White - “Happy and sad come in quick succession/I’m never going to become what you became”

P - Demi Moore - “I got a good feeling/It doesn't happen very often”

E - St Ides Heaven - “With an open container from 7/11”

E - A Fond Farewell - “A fond farewell to a friend”

P - Scott Street - “With an open heart, open container” - “Anyway, don’t be a stranger / don’t be a stranger”

E - Last Call - “And I think I’m all done, you can switch me off safely/While i’m lying here for sleep to overtake me”

E - Roman Candle - “I’m a roman candle/My head is full of flames ”

P - Killer - “But when I’m sick and tired/And when my mind is barely there/When a machine keeps me alive/And I’m losing all my hair/I hope you kiss my rotten head/And pull the plug” - “Tame the fire in you”

E - Georgia Georgia

P - Georgia - “Georgia, Georgia, I love your son”

E - Twilight - “That you are already somebody’s baby”

E - See you later - “Made out of a night train”

E - King’s Crossing - “Instruments shine on a silver tray”

P - Chelsea - “You are somebody’s baby” - “For a chemical imbalance/You sure know how to ride a train” - “With a needle on a tray”

E - Christian Brothers - “No bad dream fucker's gonna boss me around/Christian brothers gonna take him down”

P - Would you rather - “Quarantined in a bad dream/He's half the man and you're twice as tall”

E - Son of Sam - “Son of Sam, son of a doctors love a nurses touch/Acting under orders from above”

P - You Missed My Heart - “A feeling of relief came over my soul/I couldn't take it any longer, and I lost control”

E - Bye - (instrumental)

E - New Monkey (Instrumental)

P - DVD Menu - (instrumental)

E - Coming up roses - “And you're coming up roses everywhere you go/Red roses follow”

E - Rose Parade - “Said, Won't you follow me down to the Rose Parade?”

P - Garden Song “They're gluing roses on a flatbed/You should see it, I mean thousands”

E - Condor Ave - “I don’t know what to do with your clothes or your letters”

E - Baby Britain - “Fights problems with bigger problems/Sees the ocean fall and rise/Counts the waves that somehow didn’t hit her/Water pouring from her eyes/Alcoholic and very bitter”

E - Say Yes - “I'm in love with the world/Through the eyes of a girl/Who's still around the morning after”

E - Seen How Things Are Hard - “You just didn't care/You were off getting drunk instead”

E - The Biggest Lie - "Oh, I just told the biggest lie/ I just told the biggest lie/The biggest lie"

P - Kyoto - “And you wrote me a letter/But I don't have to read it” - “I wanted to see the world/Then I flew over the ocean/And I changed my mind” - “I wanted to see the world/Through your eyes until it happened/Then I changed my mind” - “I'm gonna kill you/If you don't beat me to it” - "Guess I lied/I'm a liar/Who lies/'Cause I'm a liar"

E - Memory Lane - “Your little house on memory lane ”

E - Angel in the Snow - “Angel in the snow/all crushed out on the way you are”

E - Last Call - “And I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me”

E - New Monkey - “For the millions of fans ignoring the bands”

E - Waltz #2 - “I'm never gonna know you now/But I'm gonna love you anyhow”

E - Amity - “I'm a neon sign and I stay open all the time”

P - Punisher - “The house where you lived with Snow White” - “But never not sweet to the trust funds and punishers” - “What if I told you/I feel like I know you?/But we never met” - “The drugstores are open all night/The only real reason I moved to the east side”

E - Some Song - “Yeah it's halloween tonight and every night”

E - Pitseleh - “I got a joke I've been dying to tell you/A silent kid is looking down the barrel/To make the noise that I kept so quiet”

P - Halloween - “Baby, it's Halloween” - “I hate living by the hospital/The sirens go all night/I used to joke that if they woke you up/Somebody better be dying”

E - Shooting Star - “So bad, so far/You made me sad/Shooting star/You're distant and cold/And a sight to behold/Everybody just sighs”

E - Satellite - “When they call it a lover's moon, the satellite/'Cause it acts just like lovers do, the satellite/A burned-out world you know/Staying up all night/The satellite”

E - Everything Reminds Me of Her - “Why are you staring into outer space, crying?/Just because you came across it and lost it”

P - Chinese Satellite - “Took a tour to see the stars/But they weren't out tonight/So I wished hard on a Chinese satellite” - “Sometimes, when I can't sleep/It's just a matter of time before I'm hearing things” b- “Instead, I look at the sky and I feel nothing/You know I hate to be alone/I want to be wrong”

E - Coast to Coast - “Still you're keeping me around/'Til I finally drag us both down (Gonna drag us both down)”

E - Little one - “The moonlight tonight/Seems to belong to me” - “One more/Little one, I love you”

E - Coming up Roses - “The moon is a sickle cell/It'll kill you in time” “While the moon does its division/You're buried below”

E - Everything Means Nothing to Me - “At attention, looking backward in a pool of water/Wishes with a blue songbird on his shoulder/Who keeps singing over everything”

E - Pretty Mary K (Other Version) - “oh Mary K, I can see your face/down there in the waves, painted and erased/but I know it's just a reflection of the moon”

P - Moon song - (52) “You asked to walk me home/But I had to carry you” - (53) “And if I could give you the moon/I would give you the moon” - (54) “You are sick and you're married/And you might be dying” - (55/56) “And you pushed me in/And now my feet can't touch the bottom of you” “But you're holding me like water in your hands/When you saw the dead little bird”

E - New Disaster - “Everybody is the same in this long no-win game/Where every new blood/Gets time to become resigned” - “Until everyone knows that your smile is just a ghost/The ghost of your smile was seen on a body in the park”

P - Savior Complex - “Baby, you're a vampire/You want blood and I promised” - “All the bad dreams that you hide/Show me yours, I'll show you mine”

E - Oh well, Ok - “If you get a feeling next time you see me/Do me a favor and let me know/Cause it's hard to tell, it's hard to say 'oh well, Ok'”

E - Last Call - “You're a tongueless talker/You don't care what you say”

E - Angel in the Snow - “Only a cold still life/ that fell down here to lay beside you”

P - ICU - (58) “But I feel something when I see you now/I feel something when I see you” - (59) “I hate your mom/I hate it when she opens her mouth/It's amazing to me/How much you can say/When you don't know what you're talking about” - “laying down on the lawn” “if you’re a work of art/I’m standing too close/I can see the brush strokes”

E - Happiness / The Gondola Man - “What I used to be/Will pass away and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me”

E - Whatever (Folk Song in C) - “Whatever you're doing now would probably suit me fine/If you're all done, like you said you'd be/What are you doing hanging out with me?”

E - Big Ballad of Nothing - “You can do what you want to whenever you want to/You can do what you want to there's no one to stop you”

P - Graceland too - “Said she knows she lived through it to get to this moment” - “Whatever she wants (Whatever you want)”

E - Bottle up and Explode “Bottle up and go/I can make it outside”

E - A Distorted Reality is Now a Necessity to be Free - “God knows why my country don't give a fuck” - “Shine on me baby, because it's raining in my heart”

E - Alphabet Town - “Alphabet City is haunted”

P - I Know The End - “There's no place like my room” - “To some America First rap country song” “Driving out into the sun/Let the ultraviolet cover me up”- “I'll find a new place to be from/A haunted house with a picket fence”

#phoebe bridgers #elliott smith #playlist

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jiilys · 3 years

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Sirius pulled on the door to The Three Broomsticks, “–how can he already be pissed at you, we’ve only been here an hour”

“He walked in on us kissing in the Zonko’s alley”

“Me and you?” Sirius let the door swing back.

“No, Lil and I.” James caught it, following Sirius inside. They raised their voices over the hum of people, the band setting up in the corner.

“Ah, more likely then.”

“Not by much.”

“You coming onto me?” Sirius asked.

“At last, he notices” James replied, spotting Remus.

“Lily’s going to be pissed”

And so soon after we were caught kissing” James agreed, grievously.

Sirius slid into a booth next to Remus and immediately took his butterbear.

“Where have you two been?” Remus made a weak move to get his drink back but Sirius moved it out of his reach.

“Potter’s been confessing his love for me.”

Remus flicked Sirius on the neck and grabbed his butterbear while he was distracted “Peter’s getting you one” he said, then turning to James, “I heard Slughorn caught you and Lily kissing.”

James looked appalled, “How do you know that already?”

“I’m well connected.”

Sirius grinned, “Both Slughorn and Minnie are pissed at us and its only been a half-hour.”

“Why is Minnie pissed at us?” Remus asked.

“She caught me trying to commander the Hogwarts Express to take us to that Seven Sickles concert.”

Sirius made a move for Remus’ beer and Remus, exhausted and half-impressed, let him. “Did you get it started?”

“Are you kidding? I had it moving. She stopped me by getting on the tracks.”

James was laughing, but managed, indignantly, “Where was I for this?��

“Putting on a show for Slughorn outside Zonko’s”

“Please don’t.”

“I hope he paid you for your time.” Remus added.

“Oh yeah, royally, he actually gave me four Seven Sickles tickets but then Sirius fucked our ride.”

“Dick,” Sirius said pleasantly, sipping on Remus’ butterbeer, “You didn’t even offer to help.”

“How were you going to pick us up? Surely you wouldn’t have gone by yourself.” Remus asked, as James craned his neck around the pub.

Sirius shrugged, “It would’ve worked out.”

“See, this is why it didn’t work” James stuck a hand up to Peter, staggering through the crowd with three drinks, “You’re not detail oriented.”

“Moony’s detail oriented, I don’t need to be. I’m big picture stuff.”

“What does that make me?” James asked.

“Eye candy.”

James flashed a grin, “Brilliant.”

“Together we’re almost a functioning person.” Remus said dryly.

“Good thing we’re all going to be mates till we die then” James said, casually.

Sirius finished the last of Remus’ drink, putting the bottle back on the table, looking up, “’Till we die?’ Please. You really think dying’s going to get in the way of us?”

#um anyway is this funny? truly could not say theyre too quick words cant catch up #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #barely? but like hes in there somewhere? essentially functioning as the bag boy in this sorry pete but you did fuck everything #also lily is off with marlene talking abt being humilated by slughorn and trying to find Mary #this is so coupley lol they all love each other! all of them sat in a bar talking over each other they have so much to say!#carolineswritingtag #anyway reading this back two things: yes they play live music at rosmertas now and its sadder than i thought lol

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huenjin · 3 years

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092. "i want you to be happy."

♡ pairing: jisung x reader ♡ genre: slight fluff, thriller | purge!au, dystopian!au ♡ word count: 1,187 words ♡ tw: blood, killings, guns ♡ note: this is a sneak peak into what you should expect in blood fever when it does come out one day, haha!

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you are knocking at his door, painfully mad at the fact that jisung thinks it's alright to break up with you and blame it on him being dangerous. even worse, to tell you that he intends on ending the purge forever and if you were not going to help him, you are just going to be a pleasant distraction.

you slam your fist angrily at his door, oblivious to everything around you besides your own emotions. the door is pulled open only for you to come face to face with a huge ak-47 aimed right at your forehead and you take a step back.

"do you hate me enough to aim a fucking gun at me, you bastard?" you are screaming. you hold the gun and push it to the side to look at the boy you have loved for years only for the existence of the purge from last year to have ruined it for all.

"what the fuck are you doing here, y/n? why are you outside? why are you not at home?" jisung is livid as he drops his arm, the gun by his side as he looks at you with fury filling his eyes. he grips on your shoulder with his unoccupied and drags you forward, repeating slowly, words as cold as ice, "why the fuck are you here?"

"for an explanation."

"now is not a good ti—"

the emergency broadcasting system starts and the color drains from your face. you forgot all about the day when you were in bed crying over jisung leaving you and about how you just can't let him go, about how your bedding doesn't seem the same because he's not there in it anymore.

"this is not a test. this is your emergency broadcasting system announcing the commencement of the annual purge—" fuck.

"pull her the fuck in, you idiot." you hear a voice from behind jisung and you look to find minho with his gun holster and knives. you smile at the sight of a familiar face, waving at you.

and jisung does exactly what minho shouts. the tears well behind your eyes and you know jisung is probably even madder at you than before. this still doesn't change the fact that you will not leave till you have your explanation; a proper one at that.

"why are you avoiding me?"

you hear the ending of the ment, "blessed be our new founding father and korea, a nation reborn. may god be with you all." the public speakers blast, screech and stop. you look down at your military shorts and crop top, bare and unweaponed. you are probably going to die today and it's all on you and your stupidity.

jisung runs his fingers through his hair, pushing it back to expose the undercut he got a few days back. he changes his hairstyle too after the breakup, you think in sorrow.

jisung finally speaks, with a certain calmness lacing his voice, "i'm not avoiding you." minho chuckles, his attention at the mug of beer he's holding as he sits only a few metres away. the other male glares at him before bringing his attention back on you.

"you are avoiding me. you won't pick up my calls. you just left me. i mean, sungie, we are each other's only family. you can't—"

you are about to break down into tears, something you wished you didn't before him. han jisung is you ex now and no one wants to cry miserably before the one that broke their heart. jisung sighs, wrapping his arms around you and hugging you so tight that you remember exactly how warm he feels — how warm he always felt. "don't cry, oh god. i want you to be happy. i just wanted to protect you."

"from what?"

"you know—" the door is slammed down repeatedly till the wood chips from the side, nails screw out and the door falls flat on the surface. about five to six people walk into the house with knives and guns. minho jumps to his feet and jisung pulls you behind him, covering you from any possible projectile of danger.

he cocks his gun and aims. minho is already charging and your feet feel like it is firmly rooted deep into the ground. jisung grips tightly on your arm and mutters, "from exactly this," and he shoots, the impact of the gun pushing him back slightly. you hold onto his dress shirt for a minute, still clouded in fear. from the corner of your eyes, you notice minho slicing through a man's neck, blood jutting out from his jugular.

you let go of jisung's dress shirt upon noticing a spare gun on the counter and rush to grab it. jisung notices the absence of your being from behind him and he turns back in worry. a man with a sickle in his hand charges forward unbeknownst to him. you cock the gun and pull the trigger from your position, aiming right at the man, with your hands shivering. shooting him twice, one on his chest and the other on his shoulder, you stare at the gun in surprise as the man falls down to his death.

you took part in the purge. something you vowed to yourself that you would never do.

jisung's eyebrows quirk up in surprise and minho throws you a thumbs up, screaming, "great moves, babe."

however, once done, you realise you did not mind this. you did not mind accompanying jisung even if it was a path of destruction and downfall.

jisung shoots at the last man that's about to throw a gun at you, shooting him a second time after he collapses. the blood spilled on the floor stains the wooden panelling on the corners and you walk closer to him with your fingers wrapped around the gun firmly.

"you may call me your doll," you bite your tongue. "but i will not be some stupid ragdoll expecting you to protect me. i'm in this with you."

minho is smirking. jisung's heart skips a beat as he sees you, beads of perspiration glistening from the sides of the neck. you are breaking out in cold sweat and yet your confidence still bleeds through. your hand grips the revolver a bit too tight that jisung knows that he has a lot to teach you before he takes you with him on the mission to reach till the authorities to end the purge. but for now, as he looks at you, someone fragile yet ready to break everything down, he knows he's always loved you. even in times he wasn't by your side.

"you gotta stop doing that."

"stop doing what?"

"saying things that make me want to kiss you."

"who's stopping you from doing that?" you smile. jisung laughs.

minho groans. he slides the knife against the table, smudging the blood on the sides before rotating it by the handle. "me! i'm stopping you guys from doing that. me! lee minho! can we just focus these twenty four hours with our brains and not your dick or her vagina? yeah? thanks."

#jisung fluff #jisung x reader #stray kids fluff #stray kids scenarios #stray kids imagines #jisung scenarios #jisung imagines #jisung drabbles #stray kids drabbles #writings.rue #100skz

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airplanned · 3 years

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Have my favorite chunk of Yiga!Zelda

It’s in the middle. Who cares!

I’m no where near posting this fic, but that’s not going to stop me.

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Link is not a fan of balls. The formal Champion's outfit that he's required to wear is uncomfortable and everyone looks at him the whole time and he has to make small talk with snide people. The king trots him out and drags him around, showing him off to important people who Link both cares nothing about and is helplessly intimidated by. And then there are all the fine, well-mannered ladies who hint all night that they would definitely blow him in a coat closet. He tries to stick close to Mipha or Daruk, who are both experts at shielding him from conversations.

Tonight, he's standing beside Daruk, hopefully deep enough in the Goron's shadow that no one will notice him. Someone got Daruk onto the topic of cutting rubies for use in jewelry and weapons, and Daruk is adamant that that's a crime against nature. His hand gestures alone keep people at a distance.

Link is basking in his good luck when he sees both the king headed his way from the right and a woman in red across the dance floor on his left. His whole back stiffens. She's in a dark red ball gown that cinches tight at the waist with a corset that shows an eye-drawing amount of cleavage. Her black hair is pulled back at the nape of her neck, but curls of too short hair frame her face. Her lipstick matches the color of her dress, and she smirks at him when their eyes lock.

No one notices him step away from Daruk's rant, except maybe the king, but Link wouldn't know because he doesn't look back.

She falls into a slow, elegant curtsy when he approaches, looking up at him from under her eyelashes, which seem darker and thicker tonight. As he bows back, he searches his memory for if she even has eyelashes normally, and it occurs to him that she either doesn't or they're abnormally light.

Neither of them speak until they're standing on the dance floor and she's in his arms, pressed tight to his chest, her hand in his.

"How many of you are there?" he asks. As they turn, he marks the king in the crowd and scans the area for suspicious activity.

She sighs. "I know it's an absolute scandal, but I am without a chaperone tonight. Whatever shall I do?" She shifts impossibly closer.

He gives her a distrustful look. "How did you get in here? It's invite only."

Conspiratorially, she says, "I have found a flaw in your security measures."

"Oh yeah?"

"I teleported past the man checking invitations."

"Of course you did."

He searches the crowd again. He only knows half the servers. The other half--

Her hand slips from his shoulder to the back of his neck, drawing his eyes back to her. They stare at each other, even as he sweeps her around the dance floor, their steps in perfect sync, her dress flowing around his legs almost as if she's sucking him in, devouring him.

"You're a good dancer," he says.

"Thank you. My dad taught me."

He snorts. "Mine too." Then, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm here for the food. Look how horribly skinny I am in this dress.”

He's a fool, because he looks. His hand tightens on her back.

The song ends, and they don't break apart even to applaud the musicians. When the next song starts, they're moving again.

"You know, you're not supposed to dance two songs in a row with the same person," she says. "People will think you're taken with me."

"I'm not letting you out of my sight."

"Hmmm. Well, we probably shouldn't dance three songs together. We'll have to find something else to do."

"You're trying to distract me. Get me out of the room."

"Out of the room? Sir Knight, what on earth would we do out of the room?"

He frowns at her.

"I suppose we could take a moonlit walk in the gardens to the bench under the cherry blossom tree, where you'd lick your way down my neck."

He's the Hylian Champion and has nerves of steel, and he's able to keep his eyes on hers instead of let them drag down her throat. He'd start just below her ear. He'd suck at her pulse point and nibble at her collar bone and lick his way down her chest.

Her eyes darken. "Or maybe," she says more quietly, "we could go to the southwest sitting room and you could press me against the green wallpaper and ruck up my skirts."

He swallows hard.

She knows way too much about the layout of the castle.

When he doesn't give in, she rolls her eyes. "Please. There are literally a hundred people in this room with swords along with all four other Champions. That's not why I'm here."

"Why are you here?"

"You know why."

He did. And the southwest sitting room sounded like a really good idea. Yes. They should--

Her eyes widen slightly just before there's a tap on his shoulder. He turns to see Urbosa glaring at him so hard that it's shocking he’s not struck by lightning.

"A moment?" she asks, then steps away without waiting for a response.

"See you," she whispers.

"You too," Urbosa calls over her shoulder.

Her shoulders roll back with being ordered to do something. Her lips pursing and eyes narrowing.

Link snorts and pulls her along by the hand.

He probably shouldn't be holding her hand.

Urbosa leads them out to one of the balconies, and turns to face them with her arms crossed over her chest. "Who's this?" she demands.

"This is...uh...Lady...Stabitha."

He can feel her irritation like a storm cloud beside him, even as her smile blossoms and she drops into another curtsy.

"This is her then?" Urbosa asks.

Link blinks. "Who?"

"The girl who's making you stupid."

Indignantly, he says, "I'm not stupid!"

"You just made a spectacle of yourself at a royal ball."

"I--" Oh. He probably did. Shit.

Ruin lowers her eyes and tucks her hands against her stomach as if she's bashful. "I'm sure the Hylian Champion romances all the young ladies. I cannot be solely to blame."

"What?!" He spins on her. “Hey, it's one thing for me to make a fool of myself, but it's another to imply I’m unfaithful, and--oh Goddess damn it all!”

She flutters her eyelashes at him.

He narrows his eyes and spits, "Screw you."

Their eye contact turns heated and one of her eyebrows bounces in challenge. Yes, screw her. Against the wall in the southwest sitting room.

Urbosa slaps him.

"Ow!"

"Get it together. You are Hyrule's light. Think with your brain and not your dick, or I will drag you to Hebra and put you to work for the Rito loggers. And you." Urbosa points a long finger straight in Ruin’s face. "I know you're bad news. I am watching you."

Ruin’s eyes narrow, and for a second Link thinks she'll pull out a sickle and slice off the finger in her face.

In a dangerous voice she says, "Don't you ever touch him again.”

They glare at each other. The possessiveness in her posture makes him deliriously turned on, while the fact that she's picking a fight with Urbosa has him nearly in a panic. The two do not work well together, and he's lightheaded when lightning crashes across the sky.

"Okay!" he says loudly. "Why don't I see you out?" He grabs Ruin's arm and tugs her away even as she twists to continue glaring at Urbosa over her shoulder. As soon as the other Champion is out of sight, she twists and suddenly she's holding his arm and her fingers are threaded through his and his face is too hot.

They crash into the southwest sitting room and she locks the door behind them.

#Zelda #Yiga!Zelda #My fic

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hyrule-kingdom-updates · 3 years

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Ok but I have been thinking about this “Astor takes Zelda when she’s young” AU all night like:

So Zelda’s mom dies and Astor gets his astrolabe from Asivus after he fucks with the guardians and [REDACTED] and Astor has his little Calamity agenda all within a shorter amount of time than the span of time in HKU. This is so that Zelda doesn’t have too much knowledge about her role as Hylia’s vessel yet so that when Astor takes her she’s like “dope” and doesn’t really know exactly how important she is. I mean as soon as your mom dies and your dad turns into a dick, the first magic dadstor to come into your radius going like “let’s go vibe somewhere else” I think anyone would accept that.

So the princess is whisked away and the kingdom goes into pure shit and chaos, and Rhoam is left no choice as to basic double, no, triple down on Sheikah tech and the divine beasts, all while sending out searches for the princess—which never come into fruition.

Meanwhile, Zelda grows up with the Yiga Clan as an assassin shes got a sickle and short hair because yeah!! Zavis is still a spy but instead of joining the Yiga Clan to be more useful to Zelda, he joined the Yiga Clan to find her and when he did, since his dad and Zelda are all basically on the same side he doesn’t have really any loyalty to the crown anymore

Now just in case, Astor pretty much lies to Zelda about her past as she grew up, just so that there isn’t a chance she gets dragged back into castle life or anything. “Oh yeah, you were just some little noble girl who’s dad was a dick, and I was friends with your mom before she died so I decided to take you in” and it lines you just enough with what few memories Zelda has of her childhood that she believes it. And ironically, with her loyalty to Astor and the Yiga Clan, she grows to despise royals and laughs at the stories of the missing princess like “ha, what a nerd. Hyrule really is doomed since she dipped from her destiny, what a loser.”

Does Siv team up with Astor earlier since he doesn’t have Zelda to give him hope that he can overcome the Calamity? Maybe. Idk.

So anyways, Zeldas going out doing Yiga things and she meets a knight with a pretty cool looking sword, and she’s like “Oooo imma steal that” and then she tries but she failed because this kid is REALLY skilled. He beats her, but doesn’t kill her when he realizes “You’re just a kid?” Then, they hear someone coming, like a captain or something, and he tosses her a few rupees like “get out of here and go home, the others won’t hesitate to kill a Yiga like you—girl or not”

Now Zelda goes home but she’s PISSED. Not only did she get her ass beat despite being the most badass Yiga she knows, the kid has the audacity to toss her RUPEES as if she was just some common poor thief. What an asshole! But also, she’s super ingrained by him because pretty much her whole life she’s believed the knights and those with the royals are a bunch of ruthless assholes who do nothing but blindly adhere to their commands and rules. So the fuck is with this kid??

She doesn’t tell anyone about this encounter (mostly because she doesn’t want to be yelled at, nor admitting the embarrassing detail of being beaten) but she does tell Zavis about it. And he’s like “pfft. He’s just a kid, btt it give him a few years and he’ll grow up like everyone other asshole out there, trust me”

Then later on, Zelda sneaks out looking for this kid again. And she does, and they kinda cross blades, but mostly she just complains to him about how annoying he is, and she tosses the rupees he gave him back like “I don’t need your pity money!” And they banter for a bit more and eventually she’s like “what’s your name, huh?” And the knight is like “....you don’t know who I am?”

“Oh let me guess, you’re one of the hundreds of people named Link, is that it?”

“Something like that.”

“Well Link, I’m Mallory, and I’m going to kill you now!”

Suddenly Link’s stomach grumbles and he sheathes his sword “Dinner break!”

“WHA—?? Keep fighting me you idiot!”

“Nah...I’m super hungry.”

“What?!?! What’s wrong with you??? I’ll kill you!”

“No you won’t.”

“I will!”

“You’re already breaking a sweat and I’ve been holding back this whole time. Plus, if you wanted to kill me why did you just give me back my rupees when I had my back turned instead of stabbing me? Either you like talking to me, or you suck at your job. Anyways, cucco nugget?”

So they’re kinda friends now.

So time passes and they’re still secret friends, and they like being friends because they “keep it real” as the kids say. Link never admits to her that he’s the hero, but vents about his knight life and his dad who never seems to be happy for him despite his accomplishments. And Zelda vents about her life in the Yiga Clan, and despite being the best, Astor never seems to want her involved in the more important missions and never tells her jackshit”

“Well I guess that’s good for me. Would hate to have the Yiga’s best asset being used.”

“Hey this is serious!! I need to help in the destruction of the royal family with the Calamity!”

“Do you really believe that? That we’re all already doomed?”

“Well yeah. I mean, even if the hero’s around, the princess is dead, so you all don’t stand a chance. But don’t worry, when the Calamity comes I’ll give you a heads up and you can go chill in Faron or something”

Then, things be picking up with Astor and the gang, and he’s finally found an opportunity to kill the hero. And Zelda remembers hearing from Link that he sometimes hangs out with the Champions and the hero for protection, and she’s like, “can I come?” because she wants to be useful, but also to make sure Link doesn’t die or anything. Yet per usual, Astor’s like “No. Just stay here.”

Now Zelda gets super pissed and him and they have a fight, mostly circulating around the fact that Zelda’s been nothing but loyal to the Yiga Clan and yet she nevers gets to actually feel useful and it also put on the sidelines whenever anything actually impactful happens. “Hell, even ZAVIS does more than I do! What’s your problem?! Can’t you have confidence in my for once??”

And Astor in Astor fashion ends the argument super harshly like, “You won’t be ready for anything, ever. You’re still incredibly naive and foolish, so if you want to help, then you can help everyone by staying here, and safe, and away from everyone. THAT is the only thing of use you can do, so do it.” And then they go off to kill the hero and Zelda runs off to her room al frusterated and shit.

But you know, you often meet your destiny on the road you take to avoid it. And this Astor’s little plan to keep Zelda away from Calamity related business so that she can never discover her powers or who she is...is gonna backfire, splendidly.

So Zelda sneaks out anyway, with the idea in her head that if she kills the hero before Astor even gets there he’ll have no CHOICE but to recognize how competent and useful she is and he’ll eat his words!

But then she gets there, and she sees the Champions, and Link, and she goes to confront Link with sickle in hand like, “I don’t need you! Just tell me where the hero is, and I’ll spare the rest of you!” And the Champions are like “wtf” and Link is like, “Just leave. You don’t know what you’re doing.”

“I know exactly what I’m doing! Just tell me where the hero is and no one else has to get hurt.”

And Daruk’s like. “Uhh...but he is the hero?” And everyone glares at Daruk, and Zelda goes into shock, like w h a t. Aw shit..so that fancy sword was the master sword...and he’s so good at fighting because he’s the bloody hERO FUCK, IT’S SO OBVIOUS NOW FUCK.

And I feel like as Zelda is contemplating her life choices in the moment. Revali would attack first because he’s like that. So he shoots her in the shoulder, or something, and she releases Link, and then something something her mask falls of and Urbosa recognizes her because of course she does. And Urbosa’s like “Zelda?!??!?” And Zelda’s like, “Who the fuck are you? Who’s Zelda? I’m Mallory.”

And by that point, Astor is there and he’s like “wtf is going on here.” And he sees Zelda, and he’s like “Mallory get over here right now.” And she hesitates for a moment because she’s right between him and Link.

“Move aside, now. Quickly. We’ll discuss your insolence when we get back home.”

And she’s like “...No.”

“Excuse me?”

“T-There’s no need for this. The princess is dead, right? S-So what’s even the point?”

“We have to ensure victory for Lord Ganon. We’re just making sure there’s no chance of anything happening. There’s no need to defend them, they’re all doomed, they’re all the same. If the hero doesn’t die by my hand, he’ll die by the Calamity’s. So move.”

“You don’t know that!”

And Astor raises and eyebrow because this is basically the first time Zelda has questioned this, ever. “What did you say?”

“I...I said you don’t know everything! You could be wrong!”

And he gives a sad smile and shakes his head. “I know more than you know.”

“I’ll tell you when we’re done here, promise.” And then he does his little malice teleport thing and he’s about to kill Link with a big ol’ malice attack, and Zelda does that reaching out thing like “No!”

And the BOOM. Her powers awaken, and EVERYONES like “oh shIT.” And Link’s the first one to be like, “You’re the princess???” And Astor’s like “hmmmmmmmm....fuck.” And Urbosa’s like, “Ok, I’m gonna stab Astor now.” and then she does! good for her.

And then Zelda is freaking out like what the fuck just happened who huh where what huh and then theres conflict because she doesn’t want Link to die but also his team just sorta stabbed her father figure and then its chaos or something and uhhhhhhhhh yeah that’s all I got I have no idea how this would end.

I feel Zelda wouldn’t go back to the Yiga Hideout after that, in fact I think she might run off with Siv because he’s like “hey, hey, hey. maybe gimme some of that light juice and get the calamity out of my head?” And of course Zavis would go whereever Zelda went (maybe?) She definitly wouldn’t go with the Champions yet, but they’re out looking for her. And also Astor would be looking for her with the Yiga Clan but mostly he’s like “fuck my life.” because literally everything he had been working towards and planning for over a decade has been ruined in like, an hour.

#hku au #hku spoilers

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hskinhome · 3 years

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[ My kin blog is @juicy-dude ]

Canon calls!! I copy//pasted from Google Docs so some words might seem funky or the layout may be weird. ^^;

Karkat Vantas 1 - Earth C - Dave & John

I don't remember a lot from the meteor other than at one point I think Kanaya was drinking something and then laughed. It was a purple drink (probably faygo oof) and it came out of her nose. I know that Dave liked to fuck around with music and he had that Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro comic he used to do. Nepeta and Terezi vandalized almost the whole meteor with their scribbles but otherwise, I don't remember there being a lot to work within forms of art. As annoying as he was, John was probably my moirail. He was the only other person that bothered to even attempt to pretend he was listening when I went off on a tangent about what was frustrating me other than Dave. That and, when they weren't aimed at me, he'd include me in planning out all these crazy elaborate pranks. I have a couple of memories on Earth C where we went out into some of the woods. I know that Gamzee, Sollux, and John were with me. John kept jumping out of nowhere and Gamzee almost got fed up and bashed his head in with a tree branch. My least favorite memory is of John dying the first time because he was the only human I really talked to at that point. One time Crab Dad and I were sparring and I remember it turned into kind of an arm wrestle with my sickle vs. his claw. Eridan was very manipulative towards Feferi but otherwise, his ego was the size of Mt. Everest towards the rest of us. Dave almost threw hands with fish dick, from what he tells me. Nepeta, Tavros, Jade, and John had a big group roleplay thing going on I think.

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Karkat 2 - Doomed - Eridan & Sollux

Anger issues that never got fixed. Big depression from fuck if I know what. Doomed timeline because I don’t remember Earth C from this one. Terezi wasn’t a very fair judge, to put it subtly. She didn’t really share my feelings much to begin with and Vriska used my feelings for Terezi to manipulate me a lot. Terezi knew about it and let it happen. I remember her telling me this herself later on at some point. Eridan and I watched tons of movies together and we talked to each other about Sollux a lot, me in a flushed way and him in more of a pitched light.

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Mituna Captor - Dream Bubbles - Cronus & Kurloz

It's mostly memories from before "the accident" where Cronus was a pretty rad friend with whom I exchanged meaningless insults with and shit. It was mean and shit, yeah, but we knew we were just dicking around. Kurloz was my moirail for a long time and the three of us hung out a lot. The only reason Kurloz stopped liking Cronus after what happened was because of his reactions to what happened to me and the impact of the incident on my brain and how I didn't remember him the same way. Latula wasn't all that in the picture until right before the accident and she was a lot like Paige from Atypical (if you haven't watched that show on Netflix, I highly recommend you do) where she had a lot of rules and shit that she needed to work through. I don't know entirely when, but Kurloz eventually was able to get it through my dense, mashed potato brain after the incident that she wasn't all that great for me and, after hyperfocusing on what he'd pointed out for a little while, I found myself agreeing with him and eventually ended my matespritship with Latula. Kurloz and Meulin didn't work out for some reason can't remember, but I know he told me what happened and after a while, Kurloz and I got together as matesprits. I stumbled upon one of those memory bubbles and it happened to be one of Cronus's memories with me before my brain got fried. He caught me "snooping" through the memory and, after realizing what memory he had left laying around, we talked about it and I understood him better, like I did before the accident. It didn't take long for him to worm his way into my pale quadrant. I wore a sweater instead of that suit. It was yellow with black stripes, but still had the Gemini symbol on it. Other than that, I wore jeans and yellow converse-type shoes. I didn’t wear my helmet unless I was skateboarding. Cronus was my grape and Kurloz was my plum. I think I was their banana or something like that but that just came to me so.

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Kankri Vantas - Dream Bubbles - Cronus

I took some time away from others to try and have one of those little “self-discovery” things. I don’t think anyone tried to stop me from leaving, but I remember being very close with Cronus. I don’t remember who it was or what exactly they said, but someone had threatened me, which was my final little push to just go. Everyone was sick of my constant talking, so I went on my own for a while. I had found myself a pretty secluded place that wasn’t too far from a salamander village, but it wasn’t too close, either. Their language was beyond what I could learn and so I had to go off gestures for communication, which helped me realize that I didn’t need to speak so much to talk to someone. I worked mostly on my writings and how I portrayed myself to my peers while separated. My writings shifted from mostly lectures to strictly poetry gradually. Cronus and I used to watch Grease very often before I left. It kind of started to change my usual attire too? I know that I didn’t wear just a straight up sweater or the leggings anymore. I wore dark red jeans and a black/red letterman over a thinner red turtleneck. The lettermen jacket had a red cancer symbol on the logo.

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Mallek Adalov - Tegiri & Lanque

Tegiri and I were big nerds for ninja/martial arts type shit. We nerded out at convention type of things and he eventually became my moirail. Lanque started out as my kismesis but at some point we quad jumped and he ended up as my matesprit. He and I spent a lot of time on rooftops overlooking the city and talking about everything. I think that’s when we quad jumped. We moved in together at some point and we couldn’t decide on the color for the walls, so it ended up looking a lot like the dress from Sleeping Beauty. MC’s route with me was the one where they yeeted out of my car so I never really got to know them. Diemen was a close friend, but he shut me out of his more personal life a lot.

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Daminette December Day 19: ‘Mistletoe’

[First of all, sorry I haven’t been active. I’ve been away from my laptop and my drafts ran out. Sowy… But here’s me rushing in two hours to finish like five days that I’ve missed :/)

@daminette-december2019

This’ll be a Hogwarts AU, but it’s not related to the ongoing one that I already have. This can be read on it’s own :-)

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“Jason, don’t move.” Tim, decked out in his Hufflepuff robes, pointed his wand at his Gryffindor brother, murmuring a quick spell under his breath, only for Jason to be whacked in the face by a mistletoe.

Dick let loose a little chuckle as Jason swatted the levitating mistletoe away. The enchanted shrub kept attempting to attack the red-wearing Wayne until Tim finally ended the spell, making the shrub fall onto the floor.

“That’s it.” Jason groaned. “I’m not being the test subject anymore.”

Tim frowned, flipping through a few more pages of the book he found in the library. “Maybe this one’ll work?” He suggested thoughtfully, pointing at a page.

Jason slumped down on one of the couches, tired. “Why are we so keen on doing this spell, anyway?”

“So Demon spawn gets a chance, Jason.” Tim chastised. “Come on, you do want them to get together, don’t you?”

Jason tapped his wand against his knee thoughtfully. “I never thought one day I’d do a prank on Demon spawn to help him on with his love life.” He sighed. “Unbelievable. What would Jason from two years ago think?”

Dick rolled his eyes. “Come on. Between the three of us, we must be able to find a way.”

—

“Marinette!” Chloe Bourgeois groaned in the Slytherin Common Room. “You pricked me again.” The famous daughter of the rich Bourgeois family complained as her bluenette friend worked away at her dress with a needle.

“Oh, be quiet, Chloe.” Marinette hushed. “This dress has to be perfect for the Christmas Ball.” The few friends had been one of the few that stayed back for Christmas break, and they would be attending a little ‘ball’ that one of the elder students were hosting outside, by the lake.

Kagami stifled a smile at the blonde girl as she looked up from her charms’ textbook. Chloe pouted.

“Oh come on, ‘gami.” Chloe frowned. “It’s not funny- Ouch! Marinette!”

The bluenette giggled. “Sorry, sorry Chloe.” She stuck her tongue out in concentration, waving her wand, levitating a few other objects beside her as she furiously sewed the seam on Chloe’s beautiful silver dress for the Christmas Ball.

“Thanks for staying back with us, Chloe.” Kagami voiced out, smiling a little. “That was nice of you.” Chloe brushed her off.

“Christmas back at home isn’t that nice anyway.” Chloe thought briefly of the formal, stiff parties that were held. “Besides,” She let out a stiff smile. “I’d like to spend my Christmas where there are actually people that care about me.”

Kagami and Chloe shared a sad smile, thinking about their strict, Slytherin households.

“Alright, it’s Christmas.” Marinette scolded. “No thinking about sad things.” Marinette’s muggle parents were busy with a grand Christmas party that they had to organise all the way back in their hometown, France, and therefore, Marinette couldn’t go home.

“Guys! It’s lunch, you know.” The voice of the blonde boy perked up outside the Slytherin dormitory. “Hurry, I’m hungry.” The boy whined.

“I heard that the elves prepared pudding! I want some pudding, so can we go to the hall now? Please?” Another voice perked up beside the blonde’s.

Soft clattering footsteps descended the stairwell to reveal an annoyed Damian Wayne, who murmured the password as the door swung open. “Quiet, ‘puffs. I’m trying to study upstairs.”

“Damian!” Jon peeked out from behind Adrien, both dressed in similar yellow robes. “Mari, Chloe, Kagami, let’s go! Pudding!” He said ‘pudding’ as if it was the most obvious reason that they should be running to the hall.

“Alright, alright. Let me finish up a last seam and we’ll get going.” Marinette hushed. “Let me finish this.”

Damian rolled his eyes at the bluenette, knelt on the ground next to Chloe.

“Come on!” Adrien whined, entering the dormitory. On normal days, the other Slytherins would’ve narrowed their cold eyes at the entry of the Hufflepuffs, but at the moment, all of the Slytherins were home for Christmas- Except for a quiet first-year and her elder, fifth-year brother, Damian, Marinette, Chloe, and Kagami.

“I’m hungry, Mari.” Jon yapped. “I can already taste the pudding on my tongue!”

Damian swatted at his best friend playfully. “Quiet. Let her finish her work.”

“Done!” Marinette gasped proudly, Chloe squealing delightfully as she twirled a little with the silver dress.

“It’s perfect on you, Chloe.” Adrien complimented, Kagami nodding along in agreement. “Now can we go for lunch?”

Marinette clicked her tongue playfully at the blonde. “So impatient.”

“Oh yeah!” Jon suddenly said, remembering something. “Tim said he wanted to see you, Damian. At the library.”

The green-eyed boy rolled his eyes. “Right, at the library.” Whenever one of his brothers wanted to see him in the ‘library’, they actually meant the room of requirement. “I’ll meet you guys at the hall.” He grabbed his wand from where it sat at a nearby table, tucking it into his robes before he left the Slytherin dorm.

“Lunch!” Adrien remembered. “Let’s go!!!”

With a quick swish of her wand, Chloe changed her dress and her Slytherin robes, levitating the dress to hang over one of the cozy couches facing the lake.

“Come on then.” Marinette smiled, taking her friends’ arms in hers. “That pudding sounds delicious.”

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“What is it, Drake?” Damian’s tone was bored as he was granted access to the room of requirement.

“There you are!” Tim greeted with a smile- Too bright of a smile. Something was wrong.

Damian narrowed his eyes, already drawing out his wand. Was it a prank? Probably.

“Come over here, Damian!” Dick called out cheerily- Excitedly. Not good.

The green-eyed Slytherin boy approached the table that his three brothers were gathered around. “What do you three want?” He narrowed his eyes, his wand held tight in his hand.

“Come on, Demon spawn.” Jason chuckled. “We all stay back in school because of you, the least you could do is…”

“Suspendat!” He caught Tim’s softly uttered spell, and to his immense shock, nothing happened. Before he could look around more clearly to find effect of the spell, another one was muttered.

Jason had his wand pointed at him, a devilish grin on his face as he uttered the spell: “Modo visibilis eius!”

Damian spun on his heels angrily, prepared to throw a jinx.

“Obliviscatur!” Dick finished the last spell, and the next thing he knew, he was leaving the room of requirement, muttering about how his brothers called him there for no reason, unaware about what they had done to him.

—

“It worked! It worked!” If Tim was ever this giddy about a spell, it was then. “Did you see it?” His grin was as wide as it could go, and the boy was literally jumping around as he beamed like Christmas came early (Technically there were still three days to go until the actual Christmas).

“We know, Tim.” Jason rolled his eyes. “I must say, I am impressed that it actually worked.”

Dick was squealing. “I really hope they-” He was squealing too much for them to catch the last part, but the other two brothers each knew what he meant.

“I really hope he doesn’t screw this up.” Jason sighed, eyeing the mountain of books that they had been pouring over to figure out a spell to get what they wanted. It had taken lots of experiments on both Jason and Dick (One of the experiments ended up with Jason having antlers coming out of his head. It wasn’t pretty. Another had maple sprouts growing out of Dick’s hair.) “I think this must be the highest number of books I’ve ever read in two hours.”

Dick collapsed on the chair, still grinning. “Let’s hope he takes the chance! Then we can all finally rest.” Tim nodded, agreeing as he conjured a couch and sank onto it.

Jason hesitated for a moment. “Do you think you could do it for me, too?”

—

“The pudding really is good!” Jon grinned as he munched happily on the pudding that the elves had prepared. “So good!”

“Don’t talk with your mouth full, Kent.” Chloe snorted. “At the Slytherin table, we all have manners, okay?”

Jon shrugged it off, continuing to eat as if he hadn’t been fed in months.

“Slow down, Jon.” Marinette giggled. “Same goes to you, Adrien.”

Kagami rolled her eyes. “Boys.” She said good-naturedly.

“Oh, there’s Damian!” Jon grinned, waving his arms. “We’re here!”

Damian rolled his eyes at his over-excited best friend, heading over to the table. Marinette blinked, staring at Damian from across the table.

“Um- Damian?” Marinette wanted to point it out, until she realised that literally no one else was seeing it.

Damian glanced up, waiting for her to speak.

She hesitated. “Never mind.” She replied, going back to her food with a confused mind.

“I bet that I have the best Christmas presents for all of you.” Jon declared suddenly, mouth still full of pudding.

Chloe snorted. “Are you sure you want to take that bet, Kent?”

Marinette sighed. “Not again. Not another bet.”

“I think Chloe’s got the best gifts!” Adrien pitched in. “I’m betting for Chloe!”

“Thanks, blondie.” Chloe smirked. “Do you want to rethink your choice, Clark?”

“I think Jon’s got the best presents.” Damian told her monotonedly, defending his best friend. “I’ll bet… Five knuts on it.”

“Come on, Wayne.” Kagami drawled with a bored expression. “Is five knuts all the trust you have on your best friend? I bet that Marinette has the best presents, sorry Chloe, six sickles.”

Chloe brushed her off. “None taken. I bet that Marinette has the best presents, nine sickles.”

“Five sickles on Mari!” Adrien added, munching on a chicken leg.

Jon pouted. “Come on!”

Damian glared at Kagami across the table. The girl only stared back with an equally fierce gaze.

“I’m sure you know this isn’t a bet you can win.” Kagami said breezily. “Sorry, Jon, but Mari’s got the best presents and you know it.”

“This isn’t the end of this, Tsurugi.” Damian bit back. The two had an ongoing rivalry, even though both shared almost all (Actually, all) their friends.

Marinette finally spoke, after pondering about whether or not to say anything for five minutes. “Damian, can I… Talk to you, for a second?” She glanced at her friends. “Alone.” Ignoring the ‘ooo’s and the raising of eyebrows, the both got up and turned into a quieter corridor (Although it was already pretty quiet out, almost everyone went home).

“Um…” Marinette kept looking above his head, and he couldn’t for the life of him figure out why. He looked up, too, but he couldn’t see anything. “There… There’s a…” She blushed. “A mistletoe. On your head.”

He couldn’t see it. She stepped a little closer to him, reaching upwards, and then a little jingling sounded in the air. He watched as it materialised, moving from above his head to between the both of them. There must’ve been less than a foot of distance between them.

“There’s a mistletoe.” He pointed out. Stupid, he berated himself inside. You pointed out the obvious, idiot.

Marinette blushed, looking at the ground as if it was the most interesting thing. “Y- Yeah.” It had briefly occurred to her what might happen, but… Perhaps a tiny bit of her conscience wanted to kiss Damian Wayne under a mistletoe.

“Tradition’s tradition, isn’t it?” He blushed. “And we’re Slytherins, we’re all about tradition.”

She blushed. “Yeah.”

She was tip-toed to reach his lips, catching him a little off-guard as her cherry-flavoured chapstick smeared slightly on his pale, chapped lips. When they stepped back for a breath, her face blossomed all in red, and she squealed a little before turning to run. He caught her arm, smiling softly at her bluebell eyes and her tinted cheeks.

“Since I haven’t asked anyone…” He cleared his throat. “Would you go to that… Um… That stupid Christmas Ball thing that Jason’s planning… Would you go with me?” Congratulations, Damian. You’ve stuttered at least three times in the same sentence.

Marinette squealed and hid her face in her black robes. He chuckled, prying her face up gently.

“Please don’t leave me waiting for an answer.” He told her softly. “I’m about to have a heart attack.”

“Y-Yeah.” She squeaked out. “I’ll love to go with you.”

He allowed himself a little smile, and he pressed a soft kiss to her hand, looking up at her underneath his black bangs. Across the corridor, he caught a glimpse of Jason dipping Roy Harper in a kiss, a similar mistletoe hanging above the two red-heads.

He smiled, shaking his head. Thank god for giving him the chance of being with the precious bluenette that he was holding.

Thank god for the mistletoe.

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Message me if any error are spotted :-) I’m pretty sure I wrote Jon Clark somewhere but I can't find it :/

#damianwayne mlbdc #marinettedupaincheng mlbdc #mlbdc #adrienagreste mlbdc #jonkent mlbdc #kagamitsurugi mlbdc #jasontodd mlbdc #dickgrayson mlbdc #timdrake mlbdc #hogwarts x mlbdc #mlb x dc #daminette december #a really late post yes i know #but hey better late than never amirite

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Struck By Night (5/??)

Summary: Fate has a funny way of pulling people together. Whether or not that’s a good thing, only time will tell.

A/N: Hi, it’s been over a year since this fic was last updated, but we’re bringing this bitch back because I still love vampires and Tony Stark. Hope you guys have fun with the Drama lmao

Pairing: AvengersxReader

Word Count: 2.3k

Warnings:

Part 4

I sit on the couch in the common area, a mug of scalding hot tea clutched in my hands. I stare into the fire blazing in the hearth and sink into the cushions as best I can.

“I thought you didn't like human food.”

Startled, my body jerks when I tear my eyes away from the fire and tea sloshes over the side of the mug, onto my bare hands. I hiss in pain and jump up from the couch, shaking the tea from my hands. Tony stands behind the couch, his eyes wide.

“I don't usually. Tea helps me warm up, though. Especially in the middle of winter.” Tony reaches out for the mug and I hand it to him. “Tea isn't much of a food though is it?”

He sets the mug on the counter and grabs a dishtowel from the fridge handle. “I guess not,” he says. “Sorry I snuck up. Didn't mean to startle you.”

I take the towel from him and wipe my hands off before moving on to dab at the spots on my pant leg.

“It's fine, I should have been paying better attention.” I dab at the wet spot on my knee a little before giving up. “What’s up?”

“Bruce told me about your idea to create a blood substitute that would be viable both for human use and a food source for you.” Tony shakes his head. “You think we could do it?”

I shrug and plop down on the couch again. “Do you? Because Dr. Banner seems interested in at least trying.”

Tony takes a seat at the opposite end and folds one leg under himself so that he can face me.

“It's not that I don't think it can be done, we're literal geniuses. The time in which we have to do so is what worries me. You only have so much Hydra blood. It won't last forever. What are your options when it runs out if we don't finish in time?”

“I'm no stranger to rationing food, Tony. I've already started planning out meals so that there won't be any hunger issues along the way. If I get a little light-headed I'll stay in my room.” I scratch my cheek. “Even if it doesn't work for me, as long as it's a viable option for humans, it has to be worth it, right?”

He nods slowly. “You are so much different than I thought you’d be.”

My lips quirk up into a smile. “So you’ve said.”

“I’m serious. I can’t seem to figure you out. Just as soon as I think I’ve got all the information, Barnes or Rogers throw out some new shit or you come out of left field with something like sucking dick to stay fed.”

I burst out laughing. “I never said that I actually did that, just that it happened. But, I aim to surprise, Tony. And if I can surprise you, maybe my work here is done.”

“Oh, don’t go! We’re just getting to know each other.”

“Mmm, there’s nowhere else in the world I’d rather be.” I shiver and wrap my arms around myself.

“What’s wrong?”

I shake my head. “I’m just cold, is all. It happens.”

“Is there anything I can do?”

“Unless you want to cuddle, probably not.” I sigh and push myself up from the couch. “It may be best for me to just go curl up in bed.”

“Alright.” His eyes follow me as I pour my tea down the drain and head for the hallway. “Tell F.R.I.D.A.Y. to turn up the thermostat when you get there.”

I shoot him a smile and pull my hoodie tighter around me. “Thanks, Tony. Really. For everything.”

He smiles but waves me off. “Nothing to thank me for, (Y/N), I just want you to be comfortable.”

I shake my head and turn down the hallway with a smile playing at my lips. For as much as Tony has done for his team, and even for me, he doesn’t quite seem to know when or how to give himself credit.

I shuffle into the lab around 2 pm and find Bruce and Tony hunched over a single tablet. I plop down onto a stool across from them. Neither look up.

“Morning,” Tony greets.

“It’s not morning,” I mumble. I lean on the table with my chin in my hand.

“Did you ever get warmed up last night?”

I nod. “I did, thanks. The vent is right over my bed. It was really nice.”

“I’m glad.”

“Mmm,” I hum. “What have you two been up to today?”

“We’ve been looking into your blood substitute,” Bruce answers.

“Oh?”

“We know that no one has been able to successfully do anything like this, so if it works, it could completely change the world.”

“But?”

“But there’s no way to know whether or not it would be a viable source of food for you.”

I shake my head. “Fine. If you can figure out a way to make something that can help other people, you should do that. You could change the lives of people with chronic anemia, sickle cell, dialysis patients, and millions of others. It’s worth it just for that.”

“I almost forgot you were a nurse for a moment,” Tony says.

“I’d thank you to remember that I’m more than just a vampire, Mr. Stark,” I say. I smirk when his eyes widen. "Anyway, where were you thinking of starting? I'm assuming that you're looking at artificial hemoglobin, at the very least."

Tony laughs. "Yes, actually. That's exactly what we were thinking."

"Perfect. I haven't been able to run tests myself, so I can only guess, but I believe that that is the one thing that my body metabolizes when I take in blood. On a base level, it holds the most nutritional value."

"It's a protein, so that would make sense," Bruce says. "Outside of baseline volume replacement, it's the one thing that's been hardest to reproduce for any kind of artificial blood supplement.”

I nod. “That would make sense.”

“I think we need to have a backup plan,” Tony says. “Just in case this doesn’t work out, where will you be getting blood?”

“I don’t know. Somehow I doubt it’d be as easy as crashing a bunch of Hydra parties and draining them for fun afterward.” I run my fingers over my lips as I think. “I guess I’d have to go out into the city and see if I can pull anything.”

Tony pulls a face. “If you have to.”

“Well it’s not like you guys want to be my blood bags, now do you? Mass anemia isn’t exactly ideal, especially in a team of Superheroes.” I bite my thumbnail, brows pulling together. “I’m not sure how enhanced blood would even affect me. I’m not sure it’s really something I want to experiment with.”

“Sounds like college,” Tony says.

“I know you’re trying to make a joke,” I say. “But do you have any idea what happens when you mix something like me with the biological material of someone like Doctor Banner? Hell, even Steve could be a risk.”

“She’s right, Tony,” Bruce admits. “You remember my cousin Jennifer?”

“Yeah, health problems a while back, right?”

“Yeah. I was the only one who could give her blood. Now she’s the greenest lawyer in all of New York.”

“Shit.”

“Now do you understand?” I ask. “There are too many variables, and I’m already enough of a danger as is.”

“I think you’re putting a little too much pressure on yourself there, (Y/N),” Tony says. “If you were a danger to us, you would’ve bit one of us already. Your self-control, from what I’m guessing, is off the charts. When you start sneaking around and nibbling on our necks, then I’ll consider you a danger.”

“I think you’re letting inexperience cloud your judgment.”

Tony stares at me. “What’s your hangup with this?”

“What I am, at the core, is dangerous. If there’s one misstep, I could seriously hurt someone, potentially myself if it comes down to isolation.” I shake my head. “It’s not a hangup, Tony. It’s being self-aware. I’ve seen too many good people hurt when they trust a monster.”

“You’re not a monster.”

“Hah! Cute. That’s really cute. But I’m not going to debate the definition with you, because I suspect we have very different experiences with it.”

“(Y/N),” Bruce says. “I’m sure he didn’t mean-”

“Bruce, don’t. Please. Just don’t.” I look between the two of them. “Look, if it doesn’t work for me, keep going with the project. It’ll help a lot of people.”

Bruce nods and I give a tight-lipped smile before excusing myself from the lab.

I run into Steve on the way down the hall and I just barely manage to sidestep him before crashing into him.

“What’s the rush, (Y/N)?” he asks.

“Sorry,” I shake my head. “I need to go back to my room. Clear my head.”

He follows after me and places his hand on my shoulder. I turn to face him and he stoops to look me in the eye. “You okay?”

I sigh. “I’ll be very honest, Steve, I’m tired.”

He nods and wraps his arm around my shoulders. “I’ll walk you back.”

I roll my eyes. “You don’t have to do that.”

“I don’t, but I’m gonna because I want to.”

“You gonna tell me why you were in such a hurry to get away from the lab?”

I crawl onto the bed and sit with my back against the wall. “It’s overwhelming.”

“The lab?” Steve sits in the reading chair in the corner. “It can be. I figured you’d be used to that kind of stuff, though.”

I shake my head. “Not the lab. Working with Tony.”

“Ah.”

“He’s just… a lot, y’know? And we butt heads like you wouldn’t believe. Sometimes it feels like we were made to contradict each other.”

“And other times?”

“Other times it’s like someone else takes over and it’s so easy to talk to him. Like there’s something there.” I wring my hands. “Scares the shit out of me.”

“Why?”

“Because I’m practically immortal. I’m not… I don’t like attachments.”

“You’re attached to Buck ‘n’ I.”

“Neither of you have aged in the past eighty years. I’ve got more in common with you two than I do him.”

Steve shrugs. “Nothing’s happened yet.”

“Very true.” I frown. “Do I even want something to happen? And there’s no saying that he feels the same connection.”

“That’s right.”

“Who’s to say he’d want it anyway?” I laugh. “There I go, worrying about things that haven’t even happened yet. Not to mention things that would probably never happen to begin with.”

“It sounds like you’re talking yourself into and out of something,” Steve says.

“Better to do it now than later, right?” I let my head fall back against the wall and laugh. “Oh man, I’m fucked.”

Steve laughs. “In all the years I’ve known you, you’ve never talked like this.”

“What, the cursing?”

“No, like you have a crush on someone.”

“Well, Steven, when we were last around each other we were also around a bunch of grimy, rank, disgusting soldiers and SSR officers who were either skirt chasers, or women who weren’t exactly my type. Not to mention we were in the middle of a literal war. There wasn’t time for this… this-” I gesture wildly. “Mess.”

“Not even after the war?”

“No, I was pretty focussed on staying alive and off the government's radar, not to even mention S.H.I.E.L.D.’s. It was hard enough getting away from the SSR after the war, after Peggy took over, it got harder.”

“So you’ve been on the run for the better part of seventy years.”

“Pretty much, yeah.” I sigh. “Pretty sure this is the most time I’ve had to relax since you went into the ice, and I’m certain that should be a joke because being here is anything but relaxing.”

Steve snorts. “All things considered, it’s been relatively quiet since we dragged you in.”

“I’ve noticed.” A knock sounds at the door and I sit forward to see who’s there. “Yeah?”

The door opens and Tony appears in the entryway.

“Hey,” he says.

“What’s up?” I ask.

Tony glances at Steve. “Could I talk to you alone?”

“Oh, uh, sure.” Steve grins at me and I flip him off.

Steve laughs. “I’ll be going.”

Tony watches him go and turns back to me. “What was that about?”

“We were just talking.” I lean forward and pat the bed. “Have a seat, Stark.”

He plops down on the bed and braces himself with one arm. “So.”

“So…” I fold my arms. “You wanted to talk?”

“Right.” He sighs. “I want to apologize for what I said in the lab. It was insensitive and I wasn’t thinking.”

I blink slowly, surprised. “What?”

“I’m apologizing.”

I wave off his apology. “No, I heard that part, I just don’t get why. I was abrupt and ran away. If anything, I should be the one apologizing.”

“I brushed off your concern, (Y/N). And they were valid concerns.” He pauses for a moment. “I want to know more about what you are. I want to understand how we can help you, even if this little project doesn’t work out.”

“I… really?”

“What, you think I can’t recognize when I need to step back and learn something?”

“N-no, it’s just a lot of shocking content for one day is all. It’s a lot to process.”

“I get it,” he says. “If you don’t want to talk about it, that’s fine. We can sort something out.”

“No, it’s fine.” I bite my thumbnail before looking Tony in the eye. “Where do you want to start?”

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36.

My heart goes out to Maurice, it hurts my heart so much. If it isn’t his disease then it’s him catching a viral infection, my poor baby has a fever now which then the doctor had to come out and see him because sickle cell and fever is not good but the tablets he’s having causes his immune system to weaken with it so now he has another tablet alongside the tablet he has now, it’s been a mess. I have been so worried about him, but he is pulling through, he does not want to see a single person. Shawn comes every day, he refuses. It’s been a week and it upsets me because he doesn’t really eat, he doesn’t touch his food that much. Reign doesn’t see him because of the fever, and me I have been sleeping in a different room but I do go to see him, he seems better than he has previous days but let’s just say god is really teaching him a lesson but it’s hurting me to see. Hearing the elevator ping, turning around, resting against the kitchen unit looking to see who it is. Well it is someone with heels on anyways, can hear those clicking away “oh” Ally jumped holding her chest, what does she even want rolling her ass up here like she own the place. Just staring at her, she slowly walked closer to the kitchen “is Maurice here?” she asked, she looked at me and then Reign and then let out a giggle “sorry, you both pulling the same face. She is really your daughter” looking to the side of me, Reign is sat in her booster seat on the kitchen unit. Reign looked up at me, my smile grew and so did hers “you mean mugging like me?” she is my love “uhm yeah, he is in the room but is he expecting you or what?” I feel like Maurice’ security questioning people “well he called me, he said he needed to speak to me, or I wouldn’t have come. I have to go to Tokyo with his dad, so I just made time to come here, for him” nodding my head “that is fine, he is in his room. I think he is actually expecting you to come too” I pointed down the hall “thanks” she walked off, I don’t like the bitch but she really does go out of her way for him, she does all of his work. His dad is going Tokyo on his behalf with Ally, he can’t even be bothered to do any work if we being real, I feel he is getting depressed and I hate it, I hate being in separate rooms but I don’t want to be ill for Reign or him “what are we like Reign, apparently we both mean mugging her. We out here protecting your daddy” she has really been my rock; I love her so much.

Furrowing my eyebrows seeing a withheld number calling me, let me pick up anyways “hello?” I answered, “hi it’s King’s County hospital, it’s Melanie?” letting out an oh “oh yeah, sorry. I just didn’t see no number, so I was not sure who, hope you’re well?” I hope it’s good news “it’s ok, well I have some good news for you as well as maybe not so good news for you, we were very happy with you. We are amazed how young you are, we spoke on that didn’t we. Well we want to offer you the position of being the associate specialist surgeon, working alongside the consultant, how do you feel about this?” I don’t want to cheer right now “wow, I honestly thought I wasn’t that good at interviews, I am shocked. Wow, thank you!” I giggled, I am so happy “we contacted the hospital in California, they had nothing but praise for you” my face dropped, I never said anything to them “we are most happy to have you here, we are happy to have you part time, in terms of shifts but we do need you to be on call during the week. As we have someone on call during the weekend, that is the bad news, about the on-call situation, what do you think to that?” least I will get weekends off, weekdays working maybe on-call “I am fine with that, that is brilliant, oh my god. I am emotional right now but thank you! When do I exactly start?” flicking the tear that fell “next month, is that ok for you? We will sort out the paperwork then, we have some things we need to send out to you, where do we send them? Is the Anaheim address fine?” I am stuck here, I won’t be home “uhm no, do you know where Davenport hotel is? The address?” I didn’t want to really expose that who I am with “oh yes I do, I can send it there?” I laughed nervously “yes, could you put it to the attention of Maurice Davenport, that is the only way I know I will get it?” the phone line went silent “oh, uhm. But it’s for you?” she questioned “I know, that is how it will get to me in his suite. I am living here until I get an actual home” she let out a big oh “right, ok. You’re living with the Maurice Davenport? Oh ok, ok. I see, ok. Sure. I will get that sent to you; I should have known. I thought I seen your face before, well I will get that sent to you. See you soon” this is what I didn’t want but it’s happened “it’s ok, see you soon. Bye” disconnecting the “yess!!!!” I shouted “baby girl, I got the job. Mommy will be working again; she will be saving lives again! I am so happy” clapping my hands, Reign is not amused at all “bye Robyn!” I stopped mid-clap seeing Ally “oh yeah, bye” she probably thinks I am crazy now.

I made Maurice some soup, I try with him everyday and the bear minimum I am giving him now is soup “is Reign asleep?” he asked “she is, now I am all yours” placing the tray on his lap “we going to try and eat yes? I did this all from scratch, it’s chicken soup for you. Then you can have your medication and sleep” walking to the corner and grabbing the chair “it does smell nice” I grinned at him “anything for you, what did she want anyways? I mean Ally” sitting down “just work-related stuff, she is doing me so proud. She said I look like shit” Maurice looked over at me laughing “you do, she is right. Your beard, hair, your face. You just won’t eat, but you’re smiling still. Makes me happy, so eat now” I have to sit here and watch him, like a child “I am feeling better, the fever that is. You can sleep with me again?” poking my lips out “you miss me in bed huh?” he nodded his head as he poked his lips out, and bought the spoon up to his lips “you do look better, than you did. I will sleep in bed with you but if you are lying and I catch it. I won’t be happy” he shook his head “I’m not” he placed the spoon back as he started to sob out “hey, stop it. Maurice don’t cry” getting up from the chair “every day you are crying now, stop it” wrapping my arms around his head, bringing his head close to my chest “stop, baby it will get better. Don’t worry, I will always be here for you” I don’t’ like him crying, he does this every day.

Lowkey I am not wanting to get ill so if he is not well and he is lying, I will be annoyed but I did check his temperature and it has gone down so I think all should be well “feeling sleepy? I got something to tell you before you sleep” Maurice’ eyes are half closed; he is about ready to go to sleep. He cleared his throat “I am awake yeah, I am listening” I grinned at him, he is so cute “well” crawling onto the bed “I got a phone call from, guess who?” shuffling closer to him “mhmm your mom?” shaking my head “nope, why did I come New York for? The real reason before this?” getting under the covers “me?” shaking my head “this is not working, baby you got memory loss too?” Maurice snorted laughing “probably, what is it?” he is so useless “Kings County hospital, baby they gave me the job. I got the job!” I yelped out “oh wow, really? I am so happy for you Bonita, you got it. So, you going to be saving people again?” nodding my head “I will be saving lives again, I start next month so I need to prepare but the terms are. I must be on-call on weekdays, I am part time, but I get weekends off, perfect right? I am not sure with the on-call part, may be difficult with Reign but I will work it out, won’t we?” Maurice nodded his head “we will, somehow. I am very happy for you; I mean I don’t sound it but I am. I’m proud of you, what you have become. I am lucky” I cooed out “thank you, I know you are proud of me” pressing a kiss to his shoulder “how are you feeling anyways?” his hair and beard are a overgrown mess, pushing down his beard with the back of my hand “tired, I am glad I’m not needing the injections, tablets are kicking in but I just feel like it’s one thing to another. You are looking after me like a baby, it’s not right. You know?” I shushed “It’s ok, the doctor said that the feeling in your dick should be back soon. You really been unwell, and it doesn’t help. Let me say it, it doesn’t help you don’t eat. Is it the tablets? What is it? You have lost so much weight, you look like the times you were on drugs” he shook his head “I want to sleep now, hug me. I missed you” smiling at him lightly “fine” kissing his cheek.

Side eyeing Maurice, there is a reason why I slept in a different room also. Since his fever, and all the issues. He fucking snores, and it’s really fucking bad. It’s like four in the morning and I am awake, it’s ok for him but for me no. I groaned out shuffling out of bed, I am going to another room and sleeping in peace. I huffed out walking around the bed, I am annoyed but he’s still my baby. Walking over to him, placing my index finger and middle fingers just under his neck at the side of his windpipe, let me check his pulse if he is ok. I must check this; I just don’t want to leave the bed, but I can’t stand the snoring. Trust him to stop snoring while I am doing this “mhmm perfect” I said to myself, let me go and take my ass to the other bedroom. Dragging open the door, I abruptly stopped walking after seeing rose petals on the floor “huh” looking at a sleeping Maurice and then the floor, I had to double take because he is in bed with me and then this “mhmm” slowly creeping out of the bedroom, ok this is creepy because he has been asleep and he couldn’t have done this. Following the rose petals slowly, do I have a secret admirer that has broke in and done this, I kid but this is cute and I am walking way too slow because I am lowkey scared. Peaking around the corner “oh wow” looking up at the ceiling, there is a dozen red and white balloons and then Robyn balloons in the corner, one of the balloons has the remote hanging from it. Walking into the room “oh my god” is this really mine, the rows upon rows of bags and shoes to match “oh my god” placing my hand over mouth “I love bags, oh my god!” placing my hands over my mouth “this is amazing” I am so emotional, walking backwards fully trying to take this in and gasped, my head hitting the remote.

I don’t even want to sit on the couch because the petals spelling out Happy Valentines day, I don’t want it but I am going to do it, sitting down on the couch. A sticky note to tell me the button to press too “Ok then” I said to myself sitting back, I am actually shook about the bags like what the hell, and the matching fucking heels, good grief this has turned me on so much. Pressing the button indicating on the remote, the TV switched on and then Michael Jackson – Remember the Time started playing “oh my” placing my hand over my mouth, he really pulled up the video of us at the wedding, like I have never seen this. I saw the pictures but the video, it actually caught us talking, I wasn’t even interested, not even a lie because he was so miserable “oh no” those Facebook messages, I thought he was calling me fat in Spanish “not the selfie, of course he did” shaking my head laughing “I hate him” I cooed out, we finally met in Texas, by mistake that is and I still didn’t understand but the Maurice I met in Texas I liked him straight off, we actually took group pictures. I didn’t think he would ever keep those things; he has.

Placing my hand over my chest, it’s really got me in my feelings “and then Reign came along, I looked a right mess there” look how tiny she was, I was going through it with Maurice but we was such happy parents “did I do good?” Maurice said, I gasped getting up from the couch and rushing to him “I love it” hugging him, he’s got me in my feelings “I love it so much, oh my god. Sorry” he’s out here on one foot, and I am attacking him like this “come, let’s sit. I love it, when did you do this? What the hell? And you’re awake?” I swear he was asleep “well I woke up when your fingers were on my neck, I was waiting for you to wake up, I had time on my hands Robyn” sitting down on the couch as he sat down next to me, he sighed out “yeah so, I have been messaging Ally, I contacted Kellen, and also Leon. I just gathered everything and did it. Ally came earlier to just finalize, she really helped with me all. She also set it out, that was it. So while we slept, she did it because I couldn’t and now she has gone to Tokyo. But I am happy you like it, I thought about it. Trying to be romantic” grabbing his face, turning his face to me and pressing a kiss to his lips “thank you, I love it. Thank you so much, my pootie face, I love you so much” wrapping my arms around his neck “did you see my card?” I stopped attacking him and moving back “no, where?” he moved to the side a little “it’s in the beige Hermes bag, I think anyways” I am so in love with the fact he got me different colour Hermes bags but the same style “is this really all mines, I can use this on nights out” picking up the little bag “oh no that is Reign’ I have to show her love too” I snorted laughing “I think not, it’s mine. Thank you for that” grabbing the card “no, you let her have it. Sit next to me and open the card” he patted the couch; I will not give her anything.

Sitting next to Maurice on the couch “it better be cute” ripping open the envelope “also give Ally a raise or something, she didn’t need to do this at all for you. That is sweet” pulling out the card “noooo, Maurice! You didn’t!” I laughed out holding the card close to my chest “do you like it?” I can’t stop laughing “nooo, how!?” looking back at the card front cover, he has my surgeon picture they have at California “I really hate you, did Leon give you this? I actually look younger here, god. My cheeks, I hate him so much. Oh my god!” looking at Maurice trying to be angry with him “like look at me in this” holding the card up “you look beautiful, look at your smile. It’s so professional, you do look younger there” opening the card “you’re so annoying, seriously” I huffed out, like he really did this to me “read it, read it aloud too” side eyeing him, looking down at the card “oh god, I hate you so much. With your stupid bilingual ass. You really wrote half of this in Spanish. You want me to read it?” looking up at him, he nodded his head “fine” clearing my throat “Para Robyn mi guap?” looking up at him “guapa” he said correcting me “te, no I can’t do it. You read it” passing him the card “you need to learn; I don’t need the card. I know what I put. Para Robyn, mi guapa. Te quiero mucho. Desearía que te casaras conmigo? And I put, to Robyn my pretty baby, I love you so much, I wish you would marry me. Now you can read the rest” I can’t stop smiling, I swear I love him so much. He rested his arm over my lap “It is not your conversation that keeps me entertained but rather the way you look at me, it’s all the little things you do that make me stop and stare. The way you smile at me, that soft smile you give me to show me it’s ok” looking up at him as I stopped reading and we both giggled “you’re so cute Maurice” taking in a deep breath “with what you have done for me, I could never repay you. When I am looking into your eyes, I see all the love you have for me. I see in your eyes you care for me a lot. And you will do whatever it takes to have me in your life. These are the reasons you have seen me cry every night when you come to me” my voice broke, placing the card down looking up at him “don’t cry” he said “you made me cry, you know how much I love you. I will do anything for you” flicking the tear away “stop” I laughed as he tried to wipe my tears away “you want me to read the rest, I will do it” he took the card from me “I am so proud to call you my wife, you have given me a new lease of life and I thank you for that, you have given me a beautiful daughter. I am proud of what you have become, a surgeon. I tell everyone about it, whenever I get the chance, I am super duper proud of you Robyn, I hope I made your Valentines Day. Love Maurice” he closed the card slowly and looked over at me, I just remained with my hands over my mouth. Moving my hands back “I love it” I strained out “I love you so much, thank you” snatching the card from out of his hand and hugged him “you really shocked me, I didn’t expect it at all. I didn’t want to pester you about it either, but you been planning without me even knowing. I feel bad now” moving back “about what?” sitting back “I gave Ally such evil looks, I was looking like bitch leave, and she was helping you do this. Make sure you give her an extra bonus, or something. She does too much. I am so happy” he has really made my day.

I am so freaking happy, I am skipping with Maurice’ gifts in hand “you all happy now huh, I bet if I didn’t you would be bullying me with that stale soup” I gasped stopping midway “my stale what? Say that again?” Maurice laughed “I am joking, come. I want to see what you got me” he is such an ass, he called my soup stale when it’s not, I made it with love “well it’s hard buying for man that has everything, you know that right?” Maurice shook his head “don’t ever say that, it’s different, because it’s from you” placing the bag on the couch as I sat down “you like the bag, it’s all cute with bears” Maurice was so quick to start digging into the bag “aww you got me a bear with a heart on it, aww Bonita, I will put this on my desk when go back. I like this, she will give better hugs. I will name her little miss boo thang” he is so silly “thank god it’s not some foreign word, she is lucky” Maurice got out the next thing “I didn’t think your gifts would be this small? Wow!” side eyeing him, I hate it because it’s like am I doing enough. Look at the bags compared to this “what is this? Robyn, this looks expensive” peaking over the bag “it’s your ring, I mean as seeing as you want us to get married on my birthday. I got you the ring. I mean I should have given it you then but I want you to wear it now so bitches know you’re taken” Maurice looks amazed “Robyn, this looks very expensive, how much was it” he got it out of the box “you shouldn’t ask that, I got it for you ok?” he doesn’t need to know “this looks in the region of three or even four grand, please tell you didn’t? I mean it’s beautiful but still” I shrugged “I also get paid a lot, so there is that. Put it on, I mean it should fit fine. I stole one of your other rings” Maurice grinned “you do it for me” he held the ring out “fine” grabbing the ring, he held out his left hand “you’re such a diva, also I need to do your hand nails” I am always fussing “what if I am not well for your birthday?” placing the ring on his finger “then we wait, but I don’t want you to push yourself either. I also got you cufflinks, I know you like wearing them. They both have R and R on them in diamond, real diamonds. Open the card, but I don’t think it’s as nice as yours. You outdid me” that is annoying “not really, I like this ring and also you accepted to marry me on your birthday, that has really made my day” I love that he is smiling so much “come on boo thang, let’s read this card she got me” he placed the bear on his lap “I am kind of glad your snoring woke me, even though I hated you so much for it” he pulled out the card laughing “I’m sorry, it will get better. Aww look boo thang, your parents on the card. It’s momma bear and papa bear, I like this. It’s cute, I mean the surgeon picture is the best” he opened the card, I need to destroy that picture, I hate Leon so much “to my little pootie” Maurice looked over at me “you forever calling me that, how am I pootie? It’s just not logical” I giggled “you mad because I’m right, you forever pouting or being all moody, just read it” he is always stopping “ok, so to my little pootie. You have turned my life upside down, literally have done that and I write this with a smile on my face. You have loved me at my lowest, supported me when I needed it. When I look at the downfalls it doesn’t amount to the good times we have had, you have swept me off my feet and have never asked for nothing back. The only thing you want is my love, you are the most caring man and father I know. To see our daughter, get so happy to hear your voice, to know she will have a first love that is all I can ask. Thank you, Maurice,” Maurice chuckled “well she liked it, she put a ring on it” he held his hand up “thank you baby, I love it. And I do it because I love you” hugging Maurice.

I did have like some real sexy lingerie to wear but I need to keep that for next time, I am not about to upset him if it don’t happen even though he has not had the injections in a few days because he’s off it but I don’t want to upset him, I am not doing that today “the video is the sweetest thing, can I watch it again. Is it mine?” he nodded his head “all for you baby” Maurice has skinny legs anyways, but they are extra skinny “you want to go back to bed? You must be tired; I am so happy though. Thank you, thank you for waking up for me” I know he is tired “yeah, my doctor is coming today. Guess what though, I can put some weight on my foot now. Good right?” nodding my head “that is very good baby, come” getting up from the couch, he is wearing his robe and boxers, I just want him to start eating right again “do you like the beard?” he knows damn well I don’t, watching him get up. He stood up and he did put weight on his foot without flinching “it’s getting better, thank you god!” looking down at his body and then back up to his face, it does make me sad. When he’s having these crises, they take so long to come out of it and I hate it “you want to hold me while we walk slowly? Forget the stick” walking to the side of him, Maurice placed his arm around me “Just as long as you stand, stand by me So darling, darling, stand by me” Maurice sang, he is so cute.

#Chrianna #Chrianna FF #Fanfic #Fanfiction

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sequoias-random-box · 5 years

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Arius Kritanta: Improved Bio

Yeah the very first post about him didn't do justice so I've decided to remake it here.

Let's do this...

Full Name: Arius Mrithun Kritanta

Age: 19

Gender/Sexuality: Male, Pansexual

Family: unknown

Element: Death

Likes: being a dick, unnecessary violence, starting arguments, fighting (with Avita), watching others fight, not sleeping at all, killing plants and animals, loud sounds and heavy metal music, cursing.

Dislikes: Being nice, peace, light, being stuck in one place for a long time, people who tell him what to do, quiet places, gardens, children, his family (explained later).

Stuff to know:

-he knows NOTHING about his family, his past, or anything related to that matter, and wants to keep it way.

-his parents just.... Left him in a random place in Ninjago, alone, to fend for himself.

-a quick learner like Avita.

-his only """""friend""""" is Avita, who keeps an eye on him sometimes just to keep him from "crossing the line".

-Powers include: killing basically anything (and everything if he wants to), if people look at him for too long, they will get some kind of sickness which lasts for about a month, the angrier he gets, the stronger his powers are, if Arius dies, he sucks the life around him to come back even stronger (basically the Pokemon Yveltal), is more powerful in darker places.

-can't control his full power just yet so he has this sickle scythe to help him out (it makes him look scary anyway).

-doesn't know shit about what clothes he wears he just wears them

-isn't good friends with the ninja or anyone else for that matter. Everyone is neutral on him.

-Like Avita, he doesn't have a permanent home so he just travels everywhere

-if he and Avita see each other in the same place, it can go unexpectedly well, or end up in disaster depending on their mood.

-introduced in season 4 (duh)

-always in a bad mood (unless he's fighting or killing stuff idk)

-"yeah don't you dare piss me off bitch."

Pictures/References (!!Transparent!!)

#my art #o.c #ninjago oc #lego ninjago #ninjago #Arius kritanta (oc)#Arius master of death #improved oc bio #oc bio

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Riley’s Davekat Fic Rec Masterpost

Long post under the cut...

Davekat, Pre Retcon:

Paint the Roses Red - SFW - Multichapter - Complete - Humanstuck highschool AU

You can't love someone else, and you can't expect someone else to love you. Not when you can't love yourself. It takes a special kind of person to make you understand what that means, though, and an even more special person to help you embrace yourself. Sometimes, if you're very, very lucky, this person will find you all on their own, and they will never really know about the spell that they cast on you because you were too busy working your own accidental magic on them.

The Morning Dew Betwixt Thine Thighs - NSFW - Oneshot - Humanstuck

You had thought he’d been so adamant about you coming over after school today to ask you out. And instead he gives you a fucking dick in a box and you tell him to take off his pants. Fucking great. Wow you suck.

Two Characters Encounter Alternate Versions of Themselves Doing Things and Then Proceed to Build up Amounts of UST Before Getting Over Themselves and Getting Their Acts Together. - NSFW - Meteor Fic - Multichapter - Complete

Instead of taking the bait, you store your sickles in your specibus and punch him instead. He catches that too, and forces you back against the table, knocking your book clean off the top, and pressing you into it fiercely. His sword is away too. Fucking how is this your life?

The next thing you know, his knee is between your thighs, pressing against your sheathe and nook, and you have a mouthful of Strider, pulling your hair. Your bulge tries to wriggle out, but the pressure over the sheathe is too much, and it's nearly painful but a humiliating pain and it's so perfect you moan and chitter into Dave's mouth, and he bites your lip

Lousy Stupid Goddamn Pretty Troll Boy - NSFW - Oneshot

John introduces his best human friend to his best troll friend. Maybe the three of them sit down to watch romcoms, maybe they're just hanging around a lab in the veil, but whatever the circumstance, Dave has trouble paying attention to the conversation at hand. Karkat is good looking and distracting and it's just not fair. Naturally, he begins distracting Karkat while John's talking. Little touches, lip licks, etc. Karkat gets flustered, Dave is thrilled, John is oblivious. It turns into a competition to see who can flirt the most without alerting John to their UST-fueled game.

Improvidence - NSFW - Series - Complete - Meteor Fic - Post Game Speculation

Oh, I Miss the Kiss of Treachery - NSFW - Multichapter - Complete - Humanstuck

Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you would be damned if you were going to miss the Grimdark concert because of a cold.

In which Dave is the lead singer of a band, and Karkat has front row tickets.

Gray and Red - SFW - Multichapter - Complete - Soulmates AU - Humanstuck

The flower—the flower, it's . . . it's delicacy and strength. There's an imperceptible fragility to the boldness of the color. It looks loud, out there and brave, it looks like passion and heat, but a cooler, more human kind of heat. It's striped with a paler version of itself that emanates an ethereal kind of refreshing springtime feeling. It is, to put it in a nutshell, fucking beautiful. In which you only see color once you meet your soulmate, and the first color you see is the same as your soulmate's eyes.

Finally Out - SFW - Oneshot - Post Game Speculation

The beta kids are released from the juju after a long time. Dave wants to see Karkat and is worried about him. After being gone so long.

Midnight on the Demon Patrol - NSFW - Multichapter - Updating - Demon Summoner AU

Fighting fire with fire is okay in theory but Detective-Summoner Dave L. Strider figures trying to summon corporeal demons to the mortal plane to fight other demons is likely to backfire spectacularly. Sadly for him his inner Knight gets the vapors at the thought of letting anyone else play guinea pig.

Yup, he is totally hogging the demon. What could go wrong? (Oh no, Dave, why did you have to think that.)

Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures - NSFW - Oneshot - Heatfic

Karkat starts his heat cycle and Dave becomes more culturally aware. Best bros or not, desperate times call for desperate measures. Screwing your best friend? That's definitely a desperate measure.

Wherein our resident ornery troll spends about a bilunar perigee doing almost nothing but examine the specifics of his relationship with our favorite coolkid (the krabby 2 dope remix) - NSFW - Oneshot - Sequel to “Lousy Stupid Goddamn Pretty Troll Boy” - Karkat POV

You are Karkat Vantas, and you’re pretty sure a certain human is burning up your lifetime supply of chill. Not that it was a substantial amount to begin with.

Not Friends - NSFW - Oneshot - Sequel to “Lousy Stupid Goddamn Pretty Troll Boy” - Dave POV

You're still Dave Strider, and you're pretty sure a certain troll is burning up your lifetime supply of chill.

Dave has convinced himself that the thing he has with Karkat is about lust and only lust -- yet when the curiosity of his his closest friends forces him to examine it in more detail, he's acutely uncomfortable with what he finds.

Closeted - NSFW - Oneshot - John POV - John sits in the closet while they fuck basically - Onesided johndave

PWP AU Where John Is A Prankster But His Prank Lands Him In VoyeurLand.

I Don't Know What I Want - NSFW - Oneshot - Humanstuck

It's two AM and you aren't sleeping.

Dave Strider's Stupid Fucking Jawline - SFW - Oneshot - Humanstuck

“So Karkat has a crush on Dave,” Jade says.

You and John both choke on your ice cream. “Where the fuck did you hear that load of garbage?” you demand.

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Generic high school AU. Dave's jawline is really distracting and Karkat does NOT have a crush on him (shut up, Kanaya).

I Just Wanted You To Marry Me - SFW - Oneshot - Humanstuck

It's Dave and Karkat's 4th year anniversary of dating, and Dave knows he's ready to take the next step.

Curiosity Killed the Cat - NSFW (in the second part) - Series - Complete - No SBURB AU

Paper Hearts - SFW - Oneshot - Humanstuck

This Valentine's Day just might be worse than all of the previous ones, because someone had been leaving you a paper heart every day for two weeks, and you STILL had no idea who it might be.

Status is Green, Captain Vantas. All Thrusters Go. - NSFW - Oneshot - Meteorfic

The first time you'd ever tried to fool around with Karkat, you'd gotten your hands onto his hips and then stopped because he'd started doing that thing where he breathes too fast then feels sick and gets dizzy and has to hide in his room because suddenly being around people makes him feel trapped. The second time it was you who'd backed off, wondering if he'd think you were some disgusting scrawny alien with too many scars and not enough wits to avoid earning them. He'd just pulled you against his broad chest and fallen asleep curled almost protectively around you. You couldn't look at him for a week. This time, so far both of you are still a green for go.

Post Retcon:

Your Interpersonal, Intergalactic Relationship: A Beginner's Guide - SFW - Oneshot - Meteorfic

A beginner's guide to playing hopscotch, overcoming internalized homophobia, and falling in love with your alien best friend.

Disclaimer: results may take up to three (3) years to appear.

Albinos, Deaf Baristas, and Nosy Friends - SFW - Oneshot - Humanstuck

Your name is Karkat Vantas, you're deaf, and you work at a coffee shop with your best friend, Eridan. Also, some asshole named Dave is way too attractive for words and you can't seem to get your shit together enough to ask him out.

Ambigram - NSFW - Oneshot - Humanstuck

His lips are soft and sweet. They taste like mint and wax and you find it kind of funny that you can separate the taste of his chapstick from the taste of his mouth. With him hovering over you for a change, he’s quick to take charge, tongue dipping down between your lips. You have yet to figure out if he’s naturally a total top or if he’s trying to compensate, but either way it’s adorable; you love it.

You love him.

Damn.

(Sequel to The Morning Dew Betwix Thine Thighs)

To Defy Gods and Devils - SFW - Oneshot

You're a demon, and he's an angel, and you suppose it was always bound to end like this, ironic or not.

Sugar and Spice - NSFW - Multichapter - Complete - Humanstuck

You remember the first time you really realized you were fucked up.

You were five. First year of kindergarten, miserable as all fuck. The teacher told the boys to line up on one side of the room and the girls on the other. You don't even remember why. You just remember the result.

Within, Without - NSFW - Multichapter - Complete - Meteorfic

Dave just wants to be left alone. What's the point of anything when what's broken can never be completely fixed?

This is the story of Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas, on the longest journey of their lives.

Transstuck Davekats - NSFW - Oneshot - Humanstuck

[Davekat have a sleepover]

I'll Write On Your Cup (Until You Ask Him Out) - SFW - Oneshot - No SBURB AU

"Yeah, well, that means your bestie over here has been writing pick-up lines on my cups for a month, acting like it was you."

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The one where Karkat and Dave are oblivious idiots and you have to be the one to set them up. Obviously.

Sxyvaan - NSFW - Series - Complete - No SBURB AU

Karkat is a singer with a gorgeous voice and an affinity for simplicity. He’s got a gift for words, a love of classic things (like his ancient VW Beetle), and a truly magnificent temper, and he’s fluent in eighteen foreign languages. Dave is an ace at literally any instrument under the sun, with a master's degree in classical composition. He’s got a stupid-ass poker face, an unbelievably tiny apartment (which he rarely lives in anyways), and a truly magnificent collection of stringed instruments, and he’s a ridiculous idiot. How the fuck they ended up starting a rock band is a mystery to all.

How they made it to number one, on the other hand, is a mystery to no one.

Don't Forget the Sun - SFW - Multichapter - Discontinued but honestly still a very good read

Karkat Vantas always accepted the fact that he was not going to live past nine sweeps. It was just a certainty of his sad, miserable life. At least, that was until his friends found out and decided to hatch a plan to get him out of the Alternian empire. A plan that actually worked.

Now, he was stranded on an alien planet, at the mercy of some strange creature that was either trying to help him or going about some freaky ritual of flirting with your food before you eat it.

Also, aliens have sunglasses.

He was better off dying on Alternia, wasn't he?

The Curse of the Boyfriend Sweater - SFW - Oneshot - Meteorfic

Knitting, it seems, is one of the most dangerous skills that one can acquire. You lose sleep, your fingers bleed, your relationships crumble, you have to fight every iteration of Sollux Captor for the right to--

Why are you laughing? What, you think I'm kidding?

Of Heaven and Earth - SFW - Multichapter - Discontinued but again still a very good read

Dave Strider is part of an organization that eradicates evil creatures that kill humans for food. No one knows where these spirits come from, only that the sooner they are destroyed the better. That is his mission right now, to hunt down a weak new spirit before it can kill anyone and grow stronger.

Karkat Vantas is fucking dead, and if that wasn't horrible enough, now he's being hunted by some sword wielding maniac. At least there seems to be others like him in this world to help him adjust to this mindfuckery.

I spy - NSFW - Multichapter - Complete - Part 1 of a series - No SBURB AU - Rosemary in the sequel

You're just trying to get home, have a peaceful trip, stay as calm as a troll like you can until you get back to your moirail. All that shit. You didn't expect to make any lasting connections on the train, especially ones that live in your area. You definitely didn't expect to meet anyone quite like Dave Strider. Apparently the universe likes to prove you wrong.

Somehow after that train ride, he fuses himself into your life. Another stubborn fucking barnacle with an uncanny ability to inconvenience you at every possible moment. Even while sleeping. But somehow, despite all the trouble, you still feel like he has the potential to make your life infuriatingly better. And you definitely can't act on it or let him know. Definitely.

Perspective - SFW - Multichapter - Complete - Meteorfic

ORIGINALLY TITLED: In which Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas are Bored as Hell and Eventually Grow Close to Each Other in Multiple Ways

Karkat wants nothing more then to be entertained, Dave can supply that entertainment.

A story of friendship turned crush between my favorite dorks.

Act one: complete Intermission one: complete Act two: complete Intermission two: complete Act three: complete

We Could Be Wonderful Together - NSFW - Multichapter - Updating - Humanstuck

There comes a point in every man's life when he must ponder the merits of marrying his best bro and roommate of ten years. Or maybe that's just you. Yeah, actually, it's probably just you.

Don't Tap On The Glass - NSFW - Multichapter - Complete - Meteorfic - bonus smutty sequel

When Dave makes two terrible mistakes in the space of 24 hours, he finds himself dealing with them in a body that's not his own.

Astronomy in Reverse - SFW - Multichapter - Updating - No SBURB AU

Dave and Karkat are intergalactic pen pals, originally paired together for an extra credit school outreach project. Now, three years of correspondence later, they're best friends... and Karkat is finally immigrating to Earth.

how...did you tell your friends - SFW - Multichapter - Complete - Earth C

Unfortunately, you don't fancy your brother's suggestion on how to break the news to John... There's no other way out of it, you're going to have to just tell him.

Thirteen And A Half Mixtapes - SFW - Multichapter - Complete - Humanstuck

"What is it? What is it?" Nepeta presses right up against his shoulder to get a better look. "It's a cassette." Karkat is dumbfounded, "Where the shit do you even get a cassette?"

"Is there a note?"

"No, nothing." He checks the packaging one last time. There's not even a return address.

"Any idea who would send you a cassette?"

"Fuck if I know." Karkat says, "Definitely not John or Jade, though I guess Jade might have access to one. But she would have covered it in stickers or something, not just left it blank. Sollux would have sent a disk, if anything. He'd probably have just emailed me a file instead of going to all this trouble anyway."

"Well, whoever it is, they really don't want you to know that it's from them." Nepeta is inspecting the tape, "This is crazy. This is like..." Suddenly, her big, brown eyes seem to light up, "This is just like a rom-com! A mysterious tape... From a lover!"

tank time - SFW - Multichapter - Complete - Humanstuck - Part 1 of a series

>User: Karkat Vantas Objective: Sabotage any and all customer attempts to purchase a live pet from the undermanaged retail hell you call a job.

>User: Dave Strider Objective: Obtain a cat before your sister's birthday next month.

Match: begin.

In Name and In Deed - NSFW - Multichapter - Complete - Dragon Rider AU - Part 1 of a series

“Two brothers face off for the year title in the relay division, against the infamous Scourge sisters all the way from ALTERNIAAAA! Watch these athletes defy the ODDS and the WIND as Ruby and Gold stand up to Turquoise and Aquamarine in a STUNNING show on the beach at mid-afternoon!” Or so the poster had advertised. Yeah right.

OR:

The story of the recovery of one Karkat Vantas, Colonel of Her Majesty's forces, after losing close to a fifth of himself in the war.

So It's Going - SFW - Series - Complete - Retconned No SBURB AU

The kids wake up on earth with a couple very... unique issues. Oh, and eventually there are trolls

Hard To Stay And Watch You Walk Away - SFW - Oneshot - Meteorfic

I thought too hard about scenes that happened in the GO timeline that we never saw the retcon version of and then this came out. The "will we still be able to be best bros" conversation re-imagined for post-retcon. Somehow Karkat is even more insecure. Also I always wanted Rose and Karkat to talk in canon so hey have a bunch of them too, thanks.

Dave Mutters to Self and is Gay - SFW - Multichapter - Complete - Meteorfic

"Alright, bite the bullet here Strider, admit it to yourself. The first step to healing is acceptance. Or at least the last step of grief. Maybe? Why does everything gotta be an AA program, handing out steps left and right. Except instead of all admitting that we're middle aged men with an addiction to getting sloshed and beating our wives it's more 'Step 1: have homolust thoughts. Step 2: freak out. Step 3: who the fuck knows. Step 4: acceptance."

What.

“Hey wait shit is someone here?”

Fuck you said that out loud.

Red Ties - SFW - Oneshot - Soulmate AU - Humanstuck

Dave Strider's eyes never turned the color of his soulmates. With his rare eye-color, there's next to no chance they simply share an eye color.

One day he meets Karkat Vantas.

The Eurydice Suite - NSFW - Multichapter - Complete - No SBURB AU

Dream-sharing. A highly illegal little industry in which agents delve into people's dreams and unearth their deepest secrets and memories. And the Strider-Lalondes are the best in the business.

Until Dirk Strider gets his fool ass trapped within the confines of his own subconscious, with his Auto-Responder playing malicious prison warden. To save him, it's going to take a team of the world's most talented dreamers to save him.

Backed by the token rich friend, lead by the surliest extractor ever bribed out of retirement, haunted by the shade of the l8est and gr8est agent in the biz, and on the run through a dangerous tiered dream in a hostile mind, it's going to take a miracle to pull this one off.

Oh Orpheus, sing to me all night...

You're So Fucked - NSFW - Series - Complete - Humanstuck - first part of series SFW

[Dave and Karkat reunite at a DnD campaign due to mutual friends. Shenanigains ensue]

For Who Could Ever Learn to Love a Beast? - SFW - Multichapter - Complete - Beauty and the Beast AU

Karkat is just having an awful birthday. It's raining, cold, and he has finals tomorrow. Literally the only thing that could make it worse would be if some witch from six hundred years ago decided to come cast a curse on him that would make him into some ugly horned monster until he could find true love. If true love is even a thing.

Helter Skelter - NSFW - Oneshot - Post Canon - 2 Daves 1 Karkat - exactly what you think

Dave gets a visit from Future Dave, and between the two of them, they give Karkat the night of his life. Over and over again.

A Bump in the Road - SFW - Oneshot - Humanstuck - this will give you a toothache

After earning his Master's degree in education, Karkat can't find a teaching job, so Kanaya gets him a job as a toddler teacher at a daycare, much to his chagrin. Dirk is his quietest and most behaved student; in fact, Karkat has never heard him speak, and he's curious. What kind of person could raise such a child? And just how long will Karkat's patience last in a room full of two year olds?

Here We Pokemon Go Again - NSFW - Multichapter - Complete - Humanstuck - Part 1 of series

Karkat and Dave meet at a Pokestop while playing Pokemon Go.

Karkat is a 25 year old teacher on summer break who really likes Scythers. Dave is a 23 year old (not so) secretly nerdy DJ who really likes Karkat.

OR Wherein Karkat and Dave meet, catch Pokemon, and maybe fall in love.

Coming To Terms - SFW - Multichapter - Complete - Meteorfic

Your name is Dave Strider, and you have skeletons in your closet. Literal skeletons and a metaphorical closet. There's a lot to come to terms with.

In Which Dave has Abs, Karkat has a Nice Ass, Jake Wears a Binder, Dirk Has to Socialize, and John Wields the Power of Balloons - SFW - Series - Updating - Humanstuck - Multiple Other Ships

Also known as "When the fuck does John Egbert find time to fill balloons with shaving cream?"

Also also known as "Despite the title there's going to be a fuck ton more characters."

All I Can Taste Is The Sugar In Your Hair - NSFW - Oneshot - Post Game

Trickster Dave is a god damn treasure and no one can tell me otherwise.

Some scenes from the Rosemary wedding, but really, this is about Dave being high on cherub candy and really, really, really wanting his boyfriend to fuck him. (Not intended to be dubcon, but if you have issues with altered mental states or pushy partners in the context of an established relationship it might be not great for you! Take care.)

In Contrast - SFW - Multichapter - Complete - No SBURB AU

Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your blood color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

Midnight's Son - SFW - Multichapter - Complete - No SBURB AU

Dave Strider's father, a prominent detective, is tasked with infiltrating the Midnight Crew. Dave, worried about his father's safety, decides to do a little undercover work of his own and tries to befriend the boss's son, Karkat Vantas.

If I Lose Everything In The Fire - SFW but its not finished yet so - Multichapter - Updating - Pacific Rim AU

The Kaiju - or Horrorterrors, as the trolls call them - first invaded Earth through a transdimensional rift at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Serving the Condesce in her quest to add Earth to the Alternian Empire, these monsters have terrorized humanity for twelve years. With the help of rebel troll factions and the adaptation of Alternian mind integration technology - The Drift - the Interspecies Defense Program has fought back as the last line of defense between the Kaiju and Earth.

Karkat Vantas was a Jaeger pilot, fought for freedom in the Assault on the Breach that brought trolls to Earth. The loss of his co-pilot left him bitter and full of rage, but desperate times have lead to him being recruited to join the fray once more.

Dave Strider is the best and brightest the Interspec program has to offer. Jaeger Restoration Project Head, highest simulation score on record, and younger brother of the Deputy Marshal - except he's not allowed in a Jaeger.

Nobody expects them to be Drift Compatible.

If I lose everything in the fire, I'm sending all my love to you...

Flight Recorder From Viking 7 - NSFW - Multichapter - Complete - No SBURB AU

Dave Strider is a way-too-lonely transport pilot assigned to a high-pay low-stakes mission over the Christmas holiday. He's got a blistering hangover, a conscience full of nightmares, and an angry copilot. All he needs now is a nice bout of feeling worthless and-- well would ya look at that, he's got that, too. Time for takeoff, Houston, the water's just fine.

Or: In which Dave Strider discovers a modicum of self worth while stuck on a trip through foreign space, with a short, irritable, and annoyingly attractive troll as his only conversational partner for the next two weeks.

i'm at the combination dunkin donuts & urgent care - SFW - Oneshot - Humanstuck

Karkat Vantas is convinced beyond a doubt that his neighbor is some variety of murderer, until they actually meet in person. Highlights include blood at the laundromat, Dave's weird obsession with candles, and a box of shitty swords.

I Love Cheap Thrills - SFW - Multichapter - Complete - Part 1 of series

You’ve been trading memes with an international pop sensation, and your drunk ass had no idea.

Classic.

Disengage - SFW - Multichapter - Complete - Meteorfic

In which Dave attempts to confess his feelings to Karkat through a mirror and ends up enlisting the aid of the Mayor upon realizing that mirrors do not, in fact, talk back

IN WHICH TWO SETS OF HUMAN BROTHERLY BONDS ARE ESTABLISHED, SEVERAL CORRUPT INSTITUTIONS OF MORALITY ARE IDEOLOGICALLY DEMOLISHED, A DOG WITCH USES GOD POWERS TO MESS WITH EXQUISITELY CAREFULLY PLANNED INFRASTRUCTURE PLANS FOR SOME TREES LIKE A JACKASS,-- SFW - Multichapter - Complete - Post Game - This one is just as much dirkjake as davekat

--APPROXIMATELY A BILLION FUCKING CONSORTS AND CHESS PEOPLE, ALONG WITH A LOT OF USELESS GOD MODED LAYABOUTS ARE LEAD TO SUCCESSFUL COLONIZATION AND ESTABLISHMENT BY A SUCCESSFUL AND COMPASSIONATE LEADER, AND LONG-SUNDERED SOULMATES TORN APART BY FEAR AND DEVASTATING, MIND-BOGGLING STUPIDITY ARE REUNITED AT LAST BY A WISE, COMPASSIONATE BOSS / GUIDANCE FIGURE AND HIS LOYAL, EFFICIENT RIGHT-HAND MAN. THERE ARE AT LEAST THREE CRYING SCENES, TWO KISSES, AND OVER TEN TOTAL MINUTES OF REAL-TIME DESCRIPTION OF LONGING GAZES AND TENDER HUGS. 2 RESOUNDING ENDORSEMENTS OF BELOVED MUNICIPAL OFFICIALS. PRIMERS ON HUMAN/TROLL INTERSPECIES ROMANCE.

THIS TEXT IS SUGGESTED SCHOOLFEEDING MATERIAL FOR ALL REASONABLY GROWN HATCHLINGS GAZING OUT ON THE BLIGHTED WASTELAND OF THEIR PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS, WISHING THEY WERE DEAD, AND DESPERATELY YEARNING SOMEONE WOULD CLUE THEM IN ON JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

RATED 8(17)+ AND UP.

You Do Not Disappoint. - NSFW - Oneshot - Humanstuck

He's still staring at you, his milky red eyes are eerie, red in a different way to yours, yours are so brown they look a bit ruddy in some lights. They suit him, and there's so many ways you want to worship his body that he'll sneer at you for. This is just sex Vantas. Get your head in the game. And then when he's riding you he'll smirk down at you and say 'Wildcats' as you finish, and ruin it. You can't have nice things, because Dave isn't inherently nice. He's enough for you though.

It's not so bad. - SFW - Oneshot - Humanstuck - this one is just so sweet ok

A simple 'good morning' can turn into 'we'll get through this together'.

M.C. Escher that's my favourite MC - SFW - Multichapter - Updating - Part 1 of a series - Soulmate AU

Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

Ever After - SFW - Multichapter - Complete - Mind the tags - Humanstuck - Royalty AU

The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

Who Are These Douchebags? - SFW - Series - Updating - Meteorfic - Post Game

Linked stories about douchebags being douchebags.

Doc Scratch's School for Supernaturally Gifted Adolescents - SFW - Multichapter - Updating - Humanstuck

One minute you get a mysterious message from a man who types all in white like a jackass, and then the next thing you know you're being whisked away to a mystical school for kids with superpowers. If you weren't Dave fucking Strider, this sort of thing might bother you.

A Stunning Tour De Force - NSFW - Oneshot - Earth C

"A triumph." -Dave Strider, about getting his dick sucked for the first time

They're definitely dating - SFW - Oneshot - Meteorfic

She realizes that Dave and she had been holding hands during their entire conversation with the trolls, and idly wonders what they thought about that. Probably just that they were clingy siblings.

Time Displacement: Side A - SFW - Multichapter - Updating - Post Game - Part 1 of a series

After the events of the game, Dave wakes up in a universe that is familiarly unfamiliar. Sburb didn't happen, all their guardians are alive, and Bro is...different.

Knight of Blood (finally) - SFW - Oneshot - Post Game

Ascending? Post-game? It's more likely than you think.

The Calm Is Terrifying When The Storm Is All You've Known - SFW - Multichapter - Complete - Part 1 of a series

There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist.

Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

two for mirth - NSFW - Multichapter - Updating - No SBURB AU - Part 1 of a series

“Now about that gift I got you, remember how you’ve been all wistful about your concupiscent quadrants? Well I got you something to fix that.”

“What,” Karkat said blankly. “Gamzee no, tell me you didn’t get me sex toys.”

The good news is that it's not sextoys

The bad news is that it's a person.

Off Court - SFW - Multichapter - Updating - No SBURB AU

Your name is Dave Strider, and a hospital wasn’t the setting you had imagined when you thought of seeing your twin again.

Your name is Karkat Vantas, and having Terezi drag you around her weird human legislacerator training probably wasn’t the worst way you could spend the rest of your sweeps.

And then you meet him.

A Ten Step Plan For Wooing Karkat Vantas, Featuring A Multitude Of Illustrations By Your Esteemed Authors, As Well As Tips For The Aforementioned Wooing - SFW - Multichapter - Complete - Meteorfic

Kanaya, because she's a saint, makes you a list.

The list is entitled "A Ten Step Plan For Wooing Karkat Vantas" and features a multitude of illustrations in purple pen.

"So we're doing this," you say. Your mouth threatens to twitch into something dangerously smile-shaped.

"Yes," says Kanaya. "We are making this happen."

"Hell yes."

Just A Thing We Do - NSFW - Oneshot - Post Game

“Apparently, you inspired him to try initiating amorous… activities… over these stupid devices!” Karkat waved his phone at him, punctuating the accusation. “Do you actually just casually proposition Dirk while he’s busy with other people?!”

Jake shot him a wide-eyed look, freezing halfway through shoveling a handful of popcorn in his mouth. He slowly lowered his hand, blinking rapidly, eyebrows furrowing behind his glasses. “I -- well, what’s that to any of you, exactly?”

(Or, as I have been calling it, The DaveKat Sexting Fic. ENJOY)

Turnt Heck Godhead - NSFW - Multichapter - Complete - Part 1 of a series - Post Game

Dave Strider is feeling different. Really, everyone is. Steps seem to carry more weight, voices seem to echo more, bodies seem thicker and more full of life and comfort. Something is changing here, on this new planet, in this new universe. The cans of the town seem more real than the buildings of society ever did. And sometimes if you close your eyes and listen there is something like a chorus, or an echo, from a place where things are different--but not by much.

All at once, the feeling becomes too much to ignore, and Dave needs to find out what's happening. But doing so means coming face to face with his old sprite, now become something totally unbearable and unfathomably graceful and self-assured. And now it seems Dave's curiosity may awaken in this new being a hunger...

A hunger for the illest beats ever dropped in the history of paradox space. Beats that could change Dave, and all of his friends, in ways they could never have expected.

Welcome to Davepeta and Jasprose's grand venue: Good drinks, dim halls, chill beats and comfy bean bags The Turnt Heck Godhead is open for business as long as you're open to the feelings it can cause.

Meditation - SFW - Oneshot - Teen Titans AU

"Order is good. It’s balanced. Don’t think on the fly. Don’t try anything funny. You’re not that thing anymore. Not that person you mean. Can’t afford to freestyle. This isn’t a spotlight solo on stage. Don’t start swinging when you can’t afford it. Don’t you dare start swinging.

Focus. Zone in. Zoom in. Focus."

In which Dave attempts to meditate and things end badly.

Book Covers - SFW - Multichapter - Complete - Humanstuck - Part 1 of a series

Karkat has had a shitty life and has had to bust his ass for everything he has. He has no patience for spoiled, delusional, lazy people and this is exactly what he thinks Dave Strider is. They get paired up together for a project in their college English class and when Karkat accidently learns that Dave is fighting to keep custody of his younger brother Dirk, he learns that he may have been completely wrong about Dave and shouldn't have judged a book by it's cover. A story of two damaged boys coming to each others rescue and growing as people. <3

#homestuck #davekat #davekat fic rec #fic rec #definitely not all of them but this post is long enough as is #long post #My posts

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thiccdaddy-mbaku · 6 years

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Cream Pie II Erik x Black!OC

Paring: Erik x Aaliyah (Black!OC)

Prompt: N/A

Warning: Smut (das it b)

Word Count: 2126

Posted: 6/27/2018

A/N: At first this was plotted smut, but I’m having horrible sickle cell pain right now so I said nah... better not. But yeah, smut with no plot. Anyways, I’m posting this at 2:37 a.m. Goodnight to my fellow black queen <3

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Not even for the sake of her sleeping three year old in the other room could Mrs. Stevens stop beating and scratching the bedpost of she and her husband's canopy style bed. Her long soft pink acrylics repeatedly raked over the finish coat beautifully sealing the untarnished Rubberwood of the King size poster head, the bad habit would eventually lead to minute scratches overcoming the furniture set.

With a high pitched squeal and subsequent heavy panting, Aaliyah came for the fourth time that night. Her husband's large hand and long fingers easily maneuvered towards the sweet flesh of her thin, deep brown to grip her.

"Oh fuck! Daddy, please! Please! Please! —" Her prayers went unanswered; the wall of muscle and raw sex appeal ignored her cries, continuing to glide in and out of his wife's taunt and heated snatch. The slight curve of his thick meat had her sprawled out beneath him withering in agony from the physical and spiritual intensity of all her pleasure.

Erik faltered in his rhythmic assaults on her swollen goodness as to not immediately bust as her walls put him in a choke hold.

Stray strands of her twenty inch curly Malaysian bundles stuck to the sweat beads collecting at her forehead, which was slightly darker than the rest of her skin.

And as Erik Stevens looked down at the love of his life, watching her sizable breast rise and fall with the rest of her body, the taunt brown nipples still erect as if to say they were waiting on him. She sluggishly felt herself up to fasten the cool down time, her gingerbread eyes bore directly into his lustrous carob browns.

"I love you." They said in unison.

Erik repositioned his forearms so that his muscles would enclose her and provide them both with the illusion of tunnel vision. He bent his head down slowly, the short dreads falling out of position and onto his forehead tickling his wife's rich brown skin when he went to sample her sweaty neck and plump lips.

To him, her laugh sounded like chimes. So clear and pure and genuine, it was his personal song and he wanted to hear it again. It reminded him of why he fell in love with her. "E, stop it tickles!"

The two continued to kiss and feel on one another until she eventually started to get frustrated with his teasing, she told him to stop before they fought. "Nah girl, I like hearing you laugh. You so fucking beautiful, look at you." With a quickness she pecked his mouth and went to suck on his bottom lip just how he liked. A deep moan and soft glottal stop escaped his mouth– and then a sharp intake of air.

While his eyes were closed to concentrate and his dick waited for instruction, resting on the smooth skin of her soft, thick brown thighs. Reaching between their bodies, Aaliyah firmly grasped his manhood with one hand; the un-calloused pad of her right thumb grazed over the meatus of his thick head ever so gently. This was payback.

Erik nearly fell off the bed from the shock of sensitivity shooting throughout his body.

She laughed.

He rolled his eyes.

"Yeah nigga, now you know how that shit feels."

"You better quit playing before I put another baby in you."

"Is that a threat or a promise, Daddy?" Slowly and with caution she restarted her skillful hand job; her wrist twisting and contouring to encase all nine and a half inches of his dick.

"Fuck girl, say that shit again. Just like that."

"What, you want me to say 'Daddy?'" Aaliyah was beyond the extent of self awareness at that point. She'd committed every aspect of their lovemaking to her memory.

"Yeah." Erik began kissing over the junction of her neck like before.

"Daddy, you gonna cum inside me? That's all I want you to do: cum all up in this pussy, Daddy. I want every single last drop you got," Her thick and sexually charged voice broke his train of thought, Erik had no idea what to do and she could tell. "Lay back baby, let me take care of you how you take care of me. I got you."

Without pause Aaliyah faithfully used the palm of her hand to encourage Erik to lay back and enjoy himself as she went to work on him. Taking charge, the small woman flipped the duo over before sliding her way down his sculpted body. Her lips kissed down the 'V' line pointing to his deliciously engorged cock and up his powerful and muscular thighs.

Her mouth salivated at the sight.

She was never one for control, always having been the more sexually submissive type; but with her curls now messily placed into a bun and her jaw relaxed to take all of him in, the gorgeous woman swore she felt her man grow half an inch from the feel of her tongue alone.

Every inch of him rested nicely in the back of her throat. Her tears turned black, made impure by the mascara coating her lashes. It made her feel somewhat dizzy and hornier than she already was. Just when his twitching and squirming became intense she stopped abruptly to let him cool down before she fucked the soul out of him. "I own this dick, Daddy. Say it."

Erik groaned so loud in frustration and arousal. What the hell going on with her?

When he continued to be stubborn she took her nails and lightly dig into the flesh of his pigmented colored throat.

"Ma, you own this big ass dick. It's yours. Daddy's dick got ya name written all over it right." He rolled his eyes and Aaliyah laughed quietly.

Her sweet, sweet pussy walls greedily inhaled him and her hand went to massage his weighted balls with her non dominant hand.

Using her feet for balance, her nails lightly scratching the copious keloid scars on his chest, she began to ride her husband with a quickness. It was as if tonight would be their last.

Erik's large palms repeatedly went to smack and fondle the dark ass and breast of the black goddess riding him. Aaliyah was loud, louder than she'd been in awhile. Her grip on reality was slowly subsiding and the air in her lungs began to thin out and Erik had to keep 'shushing' her as to not wake up the their sleeping toddler.

An airy mantra of 'Oh my God' was all she could cry out at this point. All other noises were either pants, moans, utterances of foul language, filthy squelching, or the intrusive wet sound of open mouth kisses as she proudly marked the territory along his neck, letting the world know this fine ass man she was fucking belonged to her. And her only.

Erik Stevens loved it.

Getting tired of their now sluggish pace due to her settling fatigue, Erik flipped them back over placing himself back in a position of power and control.

Now she was on all fours, back arched beautifully, her glorious brown ass was twerking onto the dick she married when they went into covenant.

The dick and the man belonged to her and her only.

He had his palm positioned at the base of her neck to prevent her from moving too much. Like clock work her thighs started to shake.

Remnants of her deep brown foundation and bronzer were beyond apparent even in the darkness of the setting. Using what was left of her lower body strength Aaliyah used her thighs to meet every one of his vicious thrust. Squelching and the slapping of skin were the only audible sounds next to their cohesive breathing.

Erik's intense grip on her hips and his unashamed moans only exhausted her more. His aggressiveness and ruthlessness during sex made her go absolutely crazy. Aaliyah's head hung heavy between her shoulders, chestnut brown eyes peering down to get a glimpse of his him fucking her.

The sight literally made her start creaming, forcing her to cry harder than she ever had before. The coiling heat in her abdomen only intensifying as the seconds went by.

"Oh fuck girl, when you start doing this shit? I did this?" He chuckled darkly, loudly spanking her round ass repeatedly to emphasize his excitement.

She could only nod; her full flesh-toned lips opened and closed attempting for sound to come out, but she could not speak because she was too busy cumming.

"Nah, Ion give a fuck about the nodding ya head shit. Answer me girl; who making you feel this good? Answer me." It seemed as if with every word he went deeper and deeper into his wife's guts.

"Oh. My. God. Daddy, please! Please!"

"Tell me ma, who got you like this?" His calloused fingertips crossed under her abdomen and began furiously rubbing at her clit to get her where he wanted her. Her high-pitched mewls and pants were sweet music to his ears and that twitching dick embedded inside her.

"You do, Daddy! This tight ass pussy only comes for you and only you! I love you and I love this dick! Put another baby in me! I want all of you! I want all this shit!" Her eyes had long rolled into her head, she was no longer thinking of what she was saying. Everything was on autopilot. His love cried out for the creampie of all creampies, something animalistic and primitive snapped in his psyche.

Jerking her around and throwing her onto her back and back onto their sheets, without notice his meat slid comfortably back into Aaliyah's tight pussy. He'd made a home out of her guts and by chance their child would do just the same.

They didn't typically do missionary unless there was sweet love making involved, but this moment was too memorable to miss out on. Precisely, Erik climbed onto the thick and gorgeous black woman sprawled out beneath him. Their chest rose and fell in sync, heads titled in opposite directions as they tongued the other down.

His large forearm was wedged between her arch and the mattress, positioned there to pull the potential two time mother as possible. His full lips and thick pink tongue took to claiming hers, and as much as she tried to dominate Erik in any form, his sexuality was far more manipulative than hers, forcing Aaliyah to submit.

Instinctively her smooth plush legs wrapped around his loser back; the heels of her pedicured feet rested just at the small of his back.

Repeatedly her acrylic nails scratched and dug at her man's copious keloid scars, making his member twitch and throb relentlessly.

"E, I love you so fucking much. You make me feel so fucking good, Daddy. Look at me, Daddy." His face was buried deep in the crook of her neck sucking at the skin; he did not hear her until her soft fingers gripped at his beard to coax him away from his concentrated state.

"I love you so much." They shared another deep kiss, still feeling one another up as they rocked into each other . "You and baby girl in there, I always got what's mine. And right now I'm about to rip this nut from you girl. You wanted another baby, you getting one."

Of all the times they were intimate, this was ranked in the top three by far. Erik took her thick thighs and pinned them to her torso with just his forearm. Their positions kept her knees together and forced her tight pussy walls to suffocate his meaty dick.

Erik was loosing it.

Her hands began grabbing for any and everything; Erik forcing her hands to maintain position for the enjoyment of watching her squirm and cry out in frustration. His thumb forced its way between her thighs and to the sensitive tingling bundle of nerves.

"Look at me baby, I want you to come with me." While his thumb worked at her clit and he fucked into her, Aaliyah's baby boomer nails snuck down to firmly squeeze his balls and immediately Erik nutted. Hard.

They came simultaneously. Her muffled wails and sporadic convulsing was the equivalent of his muttered profanity and his shaky movements; it was a painful bliss both of them. The rapid contractions of her walls extending his orgasm by much.

When he finally pulled out, Erik took his hand and smacked her exposed pink roughly.

"Oh fuck! Erik what's wrong with you?!"

He could only smirk and stare into her eyes. Imma get a rag; hold that shit until I get back, we having a soccer team." He pecked her lips before getting up.

Aaliyah squealed before tossing herself back into the bed.

"God I love him."

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Don't forget to review, comment, and reblog (I sound like a youtube lmao). I haven't posted a fic in a good ass minute, so this is just for the time being to hold y'all over while I get my mental and physical health together. Love y’all :)

#thicc daddy imagines #my fic #erik x oc #erik x reader #black panther

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avicebro · 6 years

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Perseus: In Myth and in Fate

Hello everyone, I’m tired, we’re gonna talk about Perseus.

This is actually going to be a combination fate meta post and Greek Myth post which is you know, amazing, but that’s because Perseus was the reason as to why I got into Fate, and thus I feel like he deserves this. So, buckle up. I think that should explain my biases pretty well.

Probably the Weirdest Way Zeus Fucks a Woman

Like many Greek Myths, the story of Perseus starts with a prophecy.

Perseus’ grandfather, Acrisius, is the king of Argos. Since he likes being King, he goes to the Oracle for his future. The Oracle breaks the news that he’s going to be killed by his daughter’s son. Instead of pulling a King Laius and driving a metal rod through the kid’s feet and then leaving him on a mountain to die (that’s where Oedipus’ name comes from by the by), he decides that the way he’s going to not have a grandson is by making sure his daughter, Danae, can’t get knocked up at all.

He does this by imprisoning Danae in a bronze chamber open to the skies (in some versions it’s a tower, some a hole in the ground with a grate, it’s just gotta be open to the sky). There. No one can get in.

But unfortunately for King Acrisius he forgot about the whole “Zeus” thing so when Zeus sees this lovely woman in a bronze box/tower he’s head over heels in love with her. And again, since he’s one for theatrics, he makes the smart decision to turn into a shower of golden coins and rain down on her.

Danae becomes pregnant because of a golden shower.

Since divine seed (or coins?) must take root, Danae becomes pregnant with Zeus’ child.

Nine months after Perseus is born.

So, since the first box thing didn’t work, King Acrisius decides to put his daughter and her newborn son into another box (or more specifically a wooden chest) and put it out into the sea. Danae prays to her baby daddy so that they survive, and since Hera doesn’t seem to mind Perseus for some weird reason, they safely arrive on their new island of Serifos, where they are taken in by a fisherman.

Polydectes is a Dick

The fisherman’s brother, the King of Serifos, is Polydectes. When Perseus is grown up, Polydectes finds himself falling for Danae. Perseus isn’t very fond of this creep trying to take his mother, and she doesn’t seem to be very fond of him either, so he tells Polydectes to back off. Polydectes doesn’t take this very seriously so once more Perseus tells him to back off, no dating his mom you creep. This makes Polydectes mad. He might also be too afraid to fight Perseus 1v1 so he makes a plan to get rid of him instead.

He hosts a banquet and tells everyone to bring a horse as the gift. Perseus has no horse to give, so he says that his gift is whatever Polydectes asks of him.

(Side note: Polydectes should have just asked him to die. Nice and simple.)

Instead he asks for Perseus to bring back the head of Medusa, the youngest and also mortal Gorgon sister.

(Side note: Youngest = strongest in Greek Myths. Both Zeus and his father Cronos were the youngest children. It makes a little more sense as a story stand point for Zeus [His mom tired of her husband eating her kids at the 6th one] but with the two Kings of the Cosmos being the youngest child cemented this rule of the youngest being the strongest in Greek Myth. This of course has no relation to Hesiod’s hatred of his brother. None at all.)

Medusa has gotten a little bit of a celebrity status as being unkillable, as whomever looks at her turns to stone. This doesn’t seem to bother Perseus very much – he’s gotta make sure Polydectes doesn’t creep more on his mom, and he is the son of Zeus, after all.

The Killing of the Gorgon

Thankfully he’s got another god on his side: Athena. Yeah, I guess turning Medusa into a gorgon for something she had no control over wasn’t enough punishment. Athena wants her dead now.

So, Athena sends Perseus to the Hesperides, the nymphs who tend over Hera’s garden and also hold the fancy weapons he can use to kill Medusa. For those who know anything about Heracles he ends up convincing Atlas to go and fetch some of the golden apples for him from the Hesperides. But Perseus doesn’t know where that is so following Athena’s advice he finds the Graeae sisters.

The Graeae sisters are three old hags who share only one eye. They are also all-seeing.

(Side note: they’re also the sisters of the gorgons! Thanks sisters.)

Perseus grabs the eye and basically holds it for ransom in return for the whereabouts of the Hesperides. Since they can’t really do anything they say fine, sure, okay here’s where it is, can you give us our eye back?

(Side note: for anyone who has seen the Disney Hercules, the Graeae are kind of retrofitted with The Fates. I’m not saying that I necessarily agree with this decision, but I do understand it. It should be noted that in Greek Myth only one of The Fates actually was an old lady, because only one was associated with cutting the thread of life. But three old ladies who act independently of the gods’ will and make dated references are kind of my trash. Disney Hercules despite its shortcomings has become my trash.)

The Hesperides give him a bag, to hold Medusa’s head, Zeus an adamantine sword and Hades’ helm of darkness. Adding to the list of gods that wanted to kill Medusa and or help Perseus grows as Hermes gives him his winged sandals to borrow, and Athena gives him a polished shield. So, the list of gods that are helping Perseus are: Athena, Zeus, maybe Hera, Hermes, and likely Hades doesn’t hate him because Zeus was somehow able to get his brother’s helm for him to use. The only god that probably likes Medusa still is Poseidon. Probably out of pity.

(Side note: Adamantine! For those who have read Hesiod’s Theogony know that Cronos’ cool as fuck sickle is made out of adamantine. Oh, and also the shackles that bound Prometheus to the rock. And in some versions the walls that Alexander the Great builds? It’s an unbreakable metal basically.)

Now armed with a bunch of OP items, he heads out to kill Medusa. With the polished shield he is able to kill her without looking into her eyes. He beheads her, wraps her head up in the bag so he’s fine. From her neck springs her children with Poseidon: one king named Chrysaor and of course, the well-known Pegasus.

(Side note: Pegasus would eventually team up with another son of Poseidon to do their own story.)

Perseus’ New Bae

On the way back to Polydectes, he stops in Aethiopia (Ethiopia). There he finds a very pretty woman tied to a rock.

Like an idiot, the queen of Aethiopia, Cassiopeia, made the claim that her daughter Andromeda was prettier than the Nereids. The Nereids are basically a bunch of sea nymphs who are close with Poseidon. In response, Poseidon sends out a giant sea monster and floods. Now stuck with a sea serpent and way too much water, they go to the Oracle to find a solution. The Oracle says that Poseidon will only be appeased if they sacrifice Andromeda to the sea serpent, Ceto.

Perseus finds Andromeda strapped to the rock as sacrifice and decides that he likes her so he kills Ceto (depending on the version by the sword or by Medusa’s head). Despite being betrothed to another guy, he claims her as his bride. When the guy that she was supposed to marry interrupted the marriage, Perseus uses Medusa’s head to turn him into stone. He does that a lot.

He returns to find that his mom has been running away from Polydectes, because again, he’s a dick. So, Perseus finds him, uses Medusa’s head on him to turn him to stone, and makes his brother king instead. This works out because Danae actually liked this fisherman and so she becomes queen in some variants.

There’s a small myth in which as he was travelling some of Medusa’s blood ends up dropping onto the desert and creating a new species of killer snakes, too.

Fulfilling the Prophecy

About that prophecy.

There are three versions of how Perseus ends up killing his grandfather. The first two include being hit in the head during sports.

The first version has him not returning to Argos but to Larissa, where some games are being held and also it just happens that King Acrisius is visiting said games. Perseus shows up and is testing out his new sport he just invented (which is basically just a fancy form of the game of horseshoe) when Acrisius steps in the way and is killed.

The second has him returning to Argos, but when Acrisius hears that his grandson is returning, he goes into exile. Perseus just happens to be in the place where he was exiled to participate in funeral games. During the discus throw, it ends up hitting Acrisius, and he dies.

The third has Acrisius’ brother, Proetus, exiling his father. When Perseus returns to Argos, he finds out about the exile and as such turns his great-uncle to stone to ascend his grandfather back to the throne. Then when he’s now the King of Argos again, Acrisius accuses him of not actually killing Medusa. So, sighing, Perseus turns him to stone and fulfills the prophecy.

Nevertheless, through manslaughter or through actual murder, killing is still killing, and as such he must be exiled and cannot be the King of Argos. He takes the son of Proetus and King of Tiryns and gives him Argos. In return Perseus becomes King of Tiryns.

(Side note: this is all to prove the ideas of manslaughter and also exile in Ancient Greece. Technically, Perseus should have been exiled and then purified like Oedipus does, maybe even killed. Even more so, the son of Proetus should have killed Perseus. Well.)

He gives Medusa’s head to Athena, and she puts it on her now famous shield, the Aegis. Because cursing, then helping in her murder wasn’t enough. Thanks, Athena.

King of Mycenae

Perseus finds and founds Mycenae. As such, he’s considered to be a historical character. Perseus and Andromeda would end up being strong rulers, fortifying their kingdom and having a whole bunch of kids (7 sons and 2 daughters. I feel for Andromeda).

He actually ends up being killed by the son of Proetus, after a successful and fruitful rule. Perseus, Andromeda, and her mother Cassiopeia would end up in the stars by the gift of Athena.

These kids would end up really spreading out but the descendants to note are: Heracles, Penelope and as such Telemachus, and of course—Pollux and Castor! See I’ll tie everything to my namesake.

What Fate Did

Now we can talk about the things that fate changed. Most of the changes are what happened with Medusa. Not a surprise to anyone, the rape of Medusa has been retrofitted to Athena being jealous of her and that is why she turns her into a Gorgon. She then, in an attempt to protect her sisters, becomes more and more monstrous, until she can no longer return back. When she ends up killing her sisters and Perseus arrives with his items, she accepts her death.

Perseus, when he arrives on the island, is filled with this feeling of unease and uncertainty. He does not feel like a hero and wishes to simply kill Medusa and leave. He has regret when he kills Medusa. He finds no glory or fame in the act as it is really tricking her.

Medusa says that she does hate Perseus, calling him a brat and a successful Shinji and hating the fact that he was the one that killed her.

Perseus is the Rider in Fate/Prototype. He is specifically summoned by Aro Isemi because he wanted a hero who had a happy ending. His master has been kept alive simply to summon a servant and to be tested on. He’s only with his master for a couple of days. Before he dies, he gives him all of his command seals so that he can continue to live without him. When he dies, Perseus gets revenge by killing those who tested on him. He then becomes a master, thrusting himself into the war so that he can bring Aro Isemi back to life. Oh, and he also decides to become a student at Ayaka’s school because he’s bored or something.

Ultimately the OVA is really about Ayaka’s relationship with Arthur, and it acts to set up the love… triangle? Square? I mean there’s like 4 guys after Ayaka…Pentagram? Despite this, he does have two scenes in the script: one where he defeats Caster to save Ayaka when they launch an attack on their school, and one where he faces off with Saber.

Saber accuses him of being a murderer, as he’s being killing civilians, since he needs their mana to stay in this world. He then says he’ll punish his master, but Perseus reveals that he doesn’t have a master to punish. Saber accuses him of having killed his own master. They engage in battle, Rider almost kills Ayaka before pulling away, and then Saber helps her escape.

Nasu in the notes talks about him briefly, saying that he’s someone who gets obsessed with something to the point that it takes over him. He must give the task 110%. He also says that he’s a kind-hearted soul and puts more emphasis on the fact that he’s a hero who had a happy ending.

Let’s Get This out of the Way

When discussing Perseus in fate, the one thing that comes up time and time again is that Perseus is bad because he kills Medusa. This is not something new in fate—I’ve seen it for fans of many characters. Some characters thankfully get more characterization by fans than just “x killed y” (Like Ishtar for example). Others, like Perseus or more commonly Fionn, are mostly characterized by having killed a more popular character.

(Side note: I am in no way saying that what Fionn did to Diarmuid is okay! But again, his relationship and his dynamic with Diarmuid is what makes him interesting in America. I digress.)

By simply characterizing these characters by whoever they killed, and ignoring what they do in their respective series, it is doing a disservice to them. Especially in a series where characters may have to interact with those they killed, or are trying to repent or rebuild an old relationship with them. I am in no way trying to act high and mighty—if you want to see hypocrisy in action just go through my Avicebron tag and you’ll see me hating on him for killing Roche or even just my dislike for Jason because of Medea—but the claim that Perseus should not be in Fate/Grand Order, despite having a design, voice actor and my room lines from other servants, is silly. I want Jason in Fate/Grand Order because I want to see the relationship with him and the rest of the Argonauts outside of Okeanos and some interludes.

Like imagine if Achilles was only discussed for having killed Hector. That would erase everything he’s done in Apocrypha.

(Again, not saying that murdering these people are okay! What happens with Penthesilea is interesting and I like hearing each side’s view on it.)

What makes fate so interesting for me is that these characters who are tied by fate are given a second chance. We get to see old foes pitted against each other brought together by the throne’s cruel game. This is what makes fate grand order especially interesting—characters who murdered or betrayed each other being forced to work together. Do they despise each other and refuse to work together? Are they, like Hector and Achilles, too tired to fight anymore and as such just pull tiny pranks on each other? Do they try to rekindle their old relationship? Is it even possible for things to go back to before the catalytic event? This is what is interesting for me.

We have two compelling characters at the hands of the gods and fate pitted against each other. Medusa, the monster hated by the gods, versus Perseus, the hero who is just being used as a pawn to get rid of her. One is being remembered as a famed hero while the other as a disgusting beast. Through Heaven’s Feel and Hollow Ataraxia, and ultimately through Medusa’s eyes, we get a subversion of this.

“A Successful Shinji”

Oh boy, Shinji Matou. I won’t say that everyone hates him, and there are certainly are some Shinjis in canon that aren’t… that bad. At the same time, I won’t say that he’s a fan favourite by a long shot.

Designs in fate (at least the earlier spin-offs, whether or not this is true for fate/grand order depends on your own opinion) often tie back to other characters in the series. When Okeanos came out people pointed out that Jason’s design is reminiscent of Gilgamesh. By having a character look like another it makes one already have opinions about them. Like how you are to tie Jason with being a self-absorbed leader who probably doesn’t treat women well, by having Perseus’ design be reminiscent of Shinji’s, you are to make your own conclusions.

The main design aspect that’s brought up is the hair. Which I never got but I guess their hair is roughly the same length and is wavy? I guess when he’s in his school outfit he looks like Shinji? I guess? I don’t know maybe I’m blind.

The biggest comparison between the two is Medusa’s line in Hollow Ataraxia, where she sums him up as a “successful Shinji.”

I could go into a discussion about whether or not we should believe this claim, but instead of boring you I want to instead talk about what Medusa, and ultimately Nasu, is trying to say by calling Perseus a successful Shinji. If Perseus is Shinji, then he should be an envious, manipulative abuser who hurts those he has an advantage over. He should be trying to get approval from those he looks up to. He should be feeling as if he needs to prove something and that any bad that happens to him is not because of him, but because of someone else.

However, we don’t really see these aspects in Perseus’ character. Sure, he has this feeling that he has to prove himself, but he is a flawed Greek hero, needing to prove that he is the son of Zeus. But he is also doing this to help his mother. Depending on the version he can kill multiple people, but in some he only kills the person who was terrorizing his mother and the one he was prophesized to kill. Depending on the version, he is simply a man fighting with fate.

In prototype, we see a more complex character. He is compelled by his love for his master that he is willing to become this human killing monster who goes against everything Saber stands for. If he was truly a Shinji, then he would be doing this not for revenge, but for his own gain. He does use his advantages to try and kill Ayaka but can’t find it in himself to do so. He saves her at one point. He does not act like the self-absorbed, envious and prideful brat that Medusa characterizes him to be. Maybe his anger is bratty—but his anger out of revenge is understandable in order to bring his master back. What I’m saying is that if he truly was a Shinji, he would be doing this less for Aro Isemi, and more for himself.

Then here’s the question: why are there two versions of this Perseus? Through two series Nasu is telling us two different things about his character.

My Answer

I have a possible answer. We have an older design for Perseus, from Hollow Ataraxia. I propose that there are two Perseus servants in the canon. Rider Perseus, the flawed and conflicted hero who wrestles with his murders and his fall from grace as a hero as seen in Prototype. The one that fights for revenge on his master’s treatment. Then, a Lancer Perseus, one that exemplifies the modern view of a Greek Hero, with the cocky, Shinji-like personality. The one that Medusa and the world associates with Perseus, and the real Perseus.

Both versions of Perseus are needed in fate. Lancer Perseus acts as the cocky character some people adore, while Rider provides a realistic view. I would personally love for both to appear in Grand Order—but certainly Rider Perseus provides a more complex version of the character. He, along with Heracles, provides a more realistic view of what characterizes “The Greek Hero” and how interpretation has diverted them from their more realistic and fate-driven narratives.

I included his myth to show that he is more than just the killing of Medusa. He has to wrangle with a lot—and even more when he is summoned in Prototype. And I want to see how he and Medusa and her variants (we know from game files that Gorgon hates him) interact. One person’s dislike for him because of their own biases removes the possibility of growth and deeper deconstruction of Medusa.

I’m going to end this by reminding you all about why Perseus goes on his mission in the first place. For his mother. I refuse to believe that if, by chance, Perseus was Shinji’s servant, the two of them would have been best friends. Rather, he would have taken one look at what was happening and be hit with deja-vu.

Anyways Perseus better show up in Lostbelt.

Thank you for reading! Please come talk to me about fate I’m bored and lonely.

If you would like to read the Prototype notes, you can do so here. If you would like to watch Medusa explain her backstory and thus the story of Perseus, you can do so here. Thanks have a nice day.

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