#YOUR BACKS I CRACKS

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Get Souped!

#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #jiang yanli #I'm back! #She would never say 'get souped idiot' but I like to imagine JC and WWX would say it to each other if the other got sick and needed soup #JYL would never throw soup without knowing full well you would be able to catch it #She would rather fall face first than drop a bowl of soup after tripping. #She’s been hard at work preparing this soup! And all of you get to have some B*) Thanks for all the support while I was on break! #‘was your break relaxing op?’ unfortunately it was like being kicked down several flights of stairs. Didn't draw much sadly #Though I did end up writing a little mdzs fic! I haven’t written anything in a long while but it was fun. Maybe I'll post it....maybe... #regardless of all this rambling; thank you for all the kind messages. ill try and reply soon! #i have a few more fun doodles before I'm ready to crack into season 2! #Enjoy the soup in the mean time! #(PS: I know that's not the right hand shape for the meme redraw but augh...the OG hand angle was...way too hard to draw). #edit: retagged as better drawn mdzs. I put a lot into this one

[daz4i]

bungou stray dogs + @ao3-crack

#bungou stray dogs #soukoku #shin soukoku #ranpoe #bsd dazai #bsd oda sakunosuke #bsd atsushi nakajima #bsd gogol #bsd yukichi fukuzawa #bsd ranpo edogawa #bsd kenji miyazawa #bsd akutagawa ryunosuke #bsd steinbeck #bsd poe #bsd chuuya nakahara #sorry for the notif tumblr user ao3-crack i wanted to properly link back to your blog but adding actual links hides posts from searches iirc

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I imagine barnaby trying to be all cool and flirting with howyd subtly but his smoke gives him away fjsns

he thinks he's smooth smh...

#cracking up thinking about this ngl #like howdy continues on with work #and whoever's at the table with barn - lets say uhhhh idk julie #is like 'awww your smoke turns pink when you talk to him' #and barn just freezes a la 'excusemeitfuckingWHAT' #aaaand Slam that panic button #bbg didnt know.... #rambles from the bog #wh fantasy au #anyway i think ill never draw a better howdy #i squandered my Him points on an au scribble- AN AU SCRIBBLE #ive peaked ill never get any better! #< lie. there's always room for improvement and reaching new heights #on the flip side i had such a rough time with barn #its always an exchange - i can either draw a good howdy or a good barn Never both smh #still though idk How this came out as good as it has i have not drawn in days #nary a line nor doodle to be found... #but covid is wearing off and babey i am BACK! #slowly. it beat me up pretty good ngl #it took me tf out im gonna be extra tired for a while... #but since my congestion has cleared up and im not Hacking and Sniffling anymore #stream soon probably! Normal Stream To Get Back In The Swing Of Things #it feels like ive been sick for a thousand years but i think its been like #three days??? i really dont know... #i hope everyone is doing well and Not getting covid. wear your mask #i wore mine but my stepdad didnt and Look What Fuckin Happened

[ninjaaa-go]

I was just thinking that, if we do actually get amnesiac Jay, him eventually getting his memories back could be really interesting. Because obviously you’ve got all the great memories with his family and the people he loves, but at the same time just— the horrors. The guy has so much trauma piled up from over the years and I feel like that would be A Lot to have dumped on you all at once.

#like I get Ninjago is still a kids show so they probably wouldn’t lean into that angle much #or realistically they probably wouldn’t even acknowledge it at all #but I still think it’s a really interesting concept #like yeah of course you want the memories of your loved ones and all the good times back #but those also come with just so many traumatic ones #and we’ve seen before that Jay… doesn’t exactly have the best mental fortitude #when situations get really bad he’s pretty much always the first one to crack #like in hunted and crystalized #idk I just think it would be a cool angle to explore #ninjago dragons rising #dragons rising #Ninjago #ninjago jay #jay walker #dragons rising spoilers #dr spoilers #dragons rising leaks

[yashley]

It’s easier with people around you. To make you feel more like you.

#critical role #ygifs #cr2 #yasha #honestly what's the point in gifs when your heart can’t wrench from the crack in her voice #anger is an emotion I know how to deal with because thats where I live just. just. completely. #the way that grief is the soil of rage will never not be with me #yasha not being present for the majority and yet her entire character arc and growth being so powerful and purposeful I just #their love never leaving her even when she was lost and their love embracing her back just as fiercely #loss and grief and guilt and loneliness and rage and c2 really said we will keep you still and your hair will grow white again

[kirnet]

rust cohle you are soooo harry du bois coded to me

#rust cohle #rustin cohle #true detective #i havent done a disco elysium portrait in so long. its like cracking your back its so nice #minadraws

[xabura]

Kataang shipper cognitive dissonance is constantly denying that Zutara could happen yet always feeling threatened by the possibility that Zutara could happen.

#anti kataang #zutara #make up your damn minds #the insecurity is so obnoxious #their ''zutara is a crack ship'' accusations are ridiculous because deep down they know zutara is plausible #i remember back when atla was still airing and soo many kataangers were afraid zutara would happen #they can only say ''it never could have happened!'' with confidence after the show has ended #and then they will retroactively pretend like they always knew kek #i hope we get korrasami'd

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Azi *trying to flirt again*: Crowley, is it hot in here or-

Crowley: I suppose, but it's less than 90°F ...

Azi *suppressing gay tears of frustration*: WHY. GOD. WHY.

Crowley: What? Why is it less than 90 degrees?

Azi:

Crowley: ...because you're acute angel.

#YES I CAME UP WITH THIS RIGHT NOW I KNOW IM SO FUNNY #back on my bullshit guys #you encouraged my last one #asmi #weirdly specific but ok #this is your fault #good omens #good omens mascot #crowley was playing the long game #and he won #oh yes #he won #good omens crack #good omens shit post #pick up lines #cheesy pick up lines #good omens edition #aziracrow #azirowley #aziraley #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #anthony j crowley

[ryoalouette]

3rd DC x DP prompt of Machi's

Machi: question, do you know how in Greek and other mythologies they came up with the most absurd stories as how gods/heroes were born? What if Team Phantom came up with all kinds of weird stories about Dani and Dan to f*ck with the JL?

Like, Dani is an ice statue brought to life by Danny

Me: omg lmao that would be effing hilarious

Dani was formed from Danny's sneeze. Don't make Danny sneeze, he'll spawn another kid.

Machi: Danny created a cocoon of ice an slept there for seven days, when he woke up there were two of them

Me: for lolz, I can imagine Amorpho being with Dani and Danny to add on the f*ckery and if possible, Redeemed!Dan

Machi: Danny went to space and ate a collapsing universe. Said universe still collapsed inside Danny, making Danny collapse as well and be divided into three people.

... nah, too complicated

Once Danny was on a fight and he broke a fang, he buried the fang on the sand and seven days later Dani was born

A shark ate Danny's feet, a few days later Dan broke free from the shark's belly

Me: Danny looked upon his reflection in the lake near the town he's protecting and his reflection (Amorpho or Dani) rose from the water

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #crack #prompt #creation? myth? au #or if you have better name for this au #go on ahead #definitely fcking around JL #I think JLD would also go: it feels legit guys #JLD knows or nah up to you lol #Tumblr do your thing #Machi's idea #how to convince Machi to go back to Tumblr 101 #even tho I didn't know what's her handle back then #MACHI COME BACK TO TUMBLR AND PUT YOUR POSTS YOUR IDEAS ARE JUST TOO NICE TO NOT BE SHARED #BLEASE

[letsfluxshitup]

audio equivalent to being in a washing machine. i watched back the actual slap like four times and i dont think they actually know what theyre fighting about

[Video ID: Everyone is picking our their new egg/child. There's a lot of background noise, but the focus is Quackity, Mariana, and Charlie. It is from Charlie's pov, so Quackity is a bit quiet. Frontflipo is the egg with glasses and is Charlie and Mariana's child, while Tilin is Quackity's child. It is from Charlie's stream on April 3rd, about 46min in.]

transcript:

Charlie: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah! Mariana: Mijo- [My son-] [Frontflipo hits Mariana but he thinks it was Tilin] Mariana: Hey, hey, hey, motherfucker! Charlie: Discipline your fucking egg, dude! Watch where your son's going! You piece of shit! Quackity: Hey! My son is just fine! My son is just fine! I saw your son hit my son first! Charlie: Ours has allergies! Ours has fucking allergies! Step off! Step off! Mariana: Backflipo! Pégale! [Hit him!] Quackity: I saw your son hit my son first! Charlie: Step off! Quackity: My son didn't do anything! Mariana: Pégale, Flipo! Pégale! Matolo! [Hit him, Flipo! Hit him! Kill him!] Quackity: He's an angel! My son is an angel! Charlie: He's a loose cannon! My son could kick the shit out of your son! My son-I'm going to take your son's nose! Quackity: He would never do anything at all! He would never do anything at all! Charlie: I can [unintelligible] and crack your son! He can crack your son! Mariana: Mi huevo es mejor! [My egg is better!] Charlie: My son's gonna crack and eat your son! Quackity: Fuck your egg! I hate your egg! Your egg is stupid as hell! Charlie: What the fuck did you just say to me? Mariana: Tu huevo es parace mi testiculo! [Your egg looks like my testicle!] Charlie: That's right! That's right! Our huevo! Our huevo! Quackity, laughing and walking away: Tilin, don't trust him, don't trust him, you don't look like a testicle. Charlie: Frontflipo, kill him! Frontflipo, kill! We need to- We need to teach him to draw blood.

#slimecicle #elmariana #qsmp #qsmp spoilers #quackity #this was so hard to transcribe aldkflsdkfj #i genuinely dont know what charlie said #to me it sounds like 'im going to creak and fucking crack your egg' which?? #i was so sure that tilin hit mariana and they were just confused but looking back im pretty sure it was frontflipo alksdjflsdkjf #tilin has their back to him but frontflipos looking direcrtly at him #THIS WAS STREAMED ON APRIL 3RD. I AM A FOOL WHO DISREGARDS THE PASSAGE OF TIME

[vienoreal]

Juana's favourite memory.

a little story/headcanons up ahead, and the sketch for this piece, tehee ;p

she always liked making flower crowns with her parents, especially when inevitably there were leftover flowers that they could throw unto the air to make it seem like it was raining flowers. her dad was always better at making the crowns, but her mama always found the best flowers to use and which went together well. and she always found the best picnic spots.

her dad made sure there were no bees around and that she always had an epipen with a spare and a spare for the spare. her mana made sure none of the food with them had animal products or nuts, and made sure she had her safe foods.

and our little Juanita made sure her family stuck together. sure her parents bickered, but she always had to faux-gag after they kissed and made up. she got to sit and lean on her mama's chest, curled up in his embrace while the sun warmed her scaly skin, listening to the humming of her dad while he carefully made her the most beautiful flower crown befitting a princess. she got to laugh and giggle while her dad gave her the extra flowers to throw into the air and her mama gave a weather report of incoming "flower rain".

her dad still checks for bees and makes sure he has an epipen and makes flowercrowns, but he no longer has anyone to do it for.

her mama still makes sure there's no nuts or meat in the food he brings with him, but he realises as soon as the rain falls that there's no reason to do it anymore.

and our little huevo isn't there to bring them together.

#qsmp #qsmp slimecicle #qsmp el mariana #juanaflippa #slimeriana #fliporiana #vienoreal arts #qsmp fanart #qsmp juanaflippa #i am huffing copium and it's not working #send help #i spent all day on this please like and reblog #i beg of you to do this for me #i need to share the angst #GO FORTH MY MINIONS #SHARE THE TEARS #SHARE THE NIGHTS SPEND HOLDING YOUR SHATTERED HEART BETWEEN YOUR HANDS #SHARE THE HOURS SPENT PIECING IT TOGETHER AND STITCHING IT BACK UP #SHARE THE KNOWLEDGE THAT THEY CAN NEVER BE HAPPY UNLESS IT IS A DREAM #OR A FADED MEMORY OF A HUEVO LEFT CRACKED AND SCRAMBLED BY THE HANDS OF HER MOTHER WHO LOVED HER #i'm so normal about them #hehehehhahahhshshshhahajdjdhdjnd *sobs*

[emaiiyaru]

a part of me died

#coughs blood #rubs eyes #cracks back #here's your monthly posting #ok maybe i'll post more often again #no promises i might die again #Emaiiyaru's Art #genshin #genshin impact #venti #zhongli #raiden shogun #venti genshin impact #zhongli genshin impact #ei genshin impact #genshin art #genshin fanart #genshin impact art #genshin impact fanart

[simmyfrobby]

― from War is Kind ["Do not weep, maiden, for war is kind”], Stephen Crane

Hockey Poetry Post 53/?

(Photo credit: Tony Gutierrez, link, link, Smiley N. Pool, link, Steph Chambers, Jennifer Buchanan, Ashley Potts, Steph Chambers, Steph Chambers, Ashley Potts, Dean Rutz, Stephen Brashear, Matthew J. Lee, link, Bob DeChiara, Maddie Meyer, link, Sam Navarr, Wilfredo Lee, Sam Navarro, John Locher, Patrick Smith, Ellen Schmidt, link, John Locher, link)

#TW: injury #TW: serious injury #TW: concussion #alright so how much did everyone else enjoy the playoffs this year? #just me? #ok. #second round of trigger warnings in case something slipped through the cracks #and then we're back to your regularly scheduled tags #CW: injury #CW: serious injury #CW: concussion #hope I covered my bases there #ok #hockey poetry posts #longest one yet I think?? but I love this poem. it is SO brutal. #dallas stars #jamie benn #joe pavelski #seattle kraken #boston bruins #patrice bergeron #matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #jack eichel #vegas golden knights #sergei bobrovsky #vince dunn #jared mccann #matty beniers #jeremy swayman

[megaawkwardhuman]

the only reason you're still alive is cause I let you live

yes yes I know this is the pilot and that's a season 3 quote BUT IT FITS OK?

this drawing oh THIS DRAWING

I thought hey I like fucking around with lighting and shading this is going to be fun

but oh boy

OOOOOOOH BOY

the amount of times I wanted to throw my laptop out of a window is far too many to count

goes to show that fuck it we ball ISN'T the best drawing philosophy to live by some times

below cut is the sketch that started it all

#it took me drawing this to realize but I've been making the bunny's body way more human like as of recent #hell even their faces can look a bit more human from time to time #I think it's cause I've gotten better at/been drawing more humans ever since I've started my bunny bs #it's both funny and weird to me #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #wwdits fanart #guillermo de la cruz #*funny tag for my art* #bun stuff #I started this at like 4 or 5 am yesterday? #it is now 7 am #here's your reminder that sleep if for nerds #edit: you know a drawing is good when you straighten you back after spending hours on it #only for it to sound like you're cracking a glow stick

[momentomori24]

I may just be going bonkers, but I absolutely mistook her for a desertizised Sara doll because of the hair style at first glance. Am I crazy or does someone else also see it? The bangs just scream Sara to me. I don't know whether or not she's supposed to be a strawberry shortcake or a strawberry sunday or whatever other strawberry-centred deserts exist on God's green earth that I'm unaware of, but the fact that it's strawberry is worth pointing out, I think. Because-- correct me if I'm wrong-- Kai's laptop mentioned Sara really, really liking strawberry things, specifically jam. It could just be coincidence, but I wouldn't be surprised if that's supposed to be a hint of sorts or something significant.

#your turn to die #yttd #sara chidouin #i've said this in the tags of someone else's post but i'm putting this here just to be sure (shoutout to room-of-lies btw) #i could just be digging a hole that leads to nothingness with this but that's just what my blog is for anywho so who cares #anyway *cracks knuckles* time to brush up on my yttd lore #we're finally back baby #also i think she's very cute. those eyes... make me think i'll like her a lot. just putting it out here

[bruhstation]

HAPPY (EARLY) BIRTHDAY RED @hkpika07​ I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS HUMBLE ART OF YOUR THREE STOOGES

#thomas the tank engine #thomas and fiends #ttte henry #ttte gordon #ttte edward #it takes a railway #senjart #IF YOU GUYS ARE READING THIS SAY HAPPY BDAY TO RED NOW or maybe tomorrow heh #anywho. these three #(cracks knuckles) (cracks neck) #they're so fun to draw!!! especially gordon!!!! heheh #your AU is absolutely amazing and heartwarming #very feel-good! very comforting!!!!! #and it make me realize that at the end of the day no matter what ups or downs the engines go through..... they're family! #connections are very important and as living beings people have to support one another #and I love the personalities and backstories you've given to the characters; especially these three #like they're all just one big happy family!!!! being silly!!! roasting each other but most importantly having each others' backs #they're just. gosh (squishes them all like rubber ducks) #you also have some of the best takes regarding the gresley family in this website lol #I always look forward to whatever you and umi cook for these AUs. it's just that good!!!! #anyways. bruhstation's anniversary is tomorrow and I haven't drawn anything.... tch tch!!!! it's okay if I'll be a bit late I suppose