Texas Sues Yelp for Accurate Depiction of Pregnancy Crisis Centers:
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Christian borles face is embedded into my brain so badly that i can literally tell thats its him in musicals wtf 👤👤 INCLUDING FANARTS.
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you enter my sandwich restaurant and say "i'll have the chef's best sub" and i blush and say "that's me"
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I think if you try to give a one star review of any gas station or fast food place on yelp your account should be permanently suspended. those places are SUPPOSED to have a “poor atmosphere” and “unwelcoming staff.” frankly I’d be more concerned if the guy at the mini mart wasn’t clearly high out of his mind and having a really hard time remembering where the barcode scanner sitting right in front of him is
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Im going to start posting abot my og story as if it actually has an existing media and im the hard working sole fan who keeps this fandom alive. My mutuals are invited to piece together whatever the story is with the memes. (Bc i sure as hell dont know what the story is)
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my family: *talking about something to do with yelp*
me: check out daddy's reviews on yelp! five stars, flawless, greater than great!
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Saw a job post for local reviewer...
And it seemed legit. No fake website or garbage to go thru.
BUT upon reading it again, it SPECIFICALLY said 'leaving POSITIVE reviews.'
In other words, no negative ones. LIE if you have to. So even if you have the worst service of your life, you got to bull shit your way thru it.
It's not "the tire center took 4 hours for a god damn simple tire rotation."
It's 'the workers at the tire center worked extensively on my tire issues.'
It's not "The plumber screwed up so bad, it flooded our kitchen! Thank god we were about to replace the flooring anyways."
It's 'The plumber helped us address other issues that we knew were going to be a problem in the future.'
It's not "I got food poisoning from under-cooked chicken. I mean of all the basic skills it takes to cook some mother fucking olkivjkbdvs;n!."
Its' 'I had a one of a kind experience at the restaurant that words fairly couldn't do justice.'
God damn, I should've gone into PR or a lawyer like everyone said. haha. Fucking bullshit.
I did not apply.
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My restaurant got this 5 star review a few days ago...
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As a small business owner who tried Yelp Ads- dont do it. DONT.
They are absolutely terrible and also took my card info without my consent after I got a new debit card.
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finally starting on her ref life is good (this is going to take me 10 years bc I want to include multiple outfits lawwwwllllll)
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